Russell Brand says that he will move to Syria if someone buys him a first class ticket. Please take along with you a corpulent, flatulent, sex deprived blogger who will ride in the luggage compartment

Russell Brand look as if he has not showered since the Blair administration, that is one of the many things he has in common with Mr. Toot. I think sending the Tootster over to Syria would be a great idea. ISIS  and/or the Iranian Revolutionary Guards can use  him and Brand as target practice – except that shooting at Mr. Toot is way too easy as he is such a fat target.

by Jenny Awford

An offer too good to refuse? Russell Brand says he’ll move to Syria if someone buys him a first class ticket (and critics immediately start an online fundraising drive)


Controversial comedian Russell Brand has said he has a ‘good mind’ to go to Syria – but only if he can fly first class.

The self-styled revolutionary, 40, made the comment in a string of sick jokes about the Tunisian beach massacre – hours after denouncing yesterday’s minute’s silence as ‘total bulls***’.

He sparked outrage earlier in the week by blaming Seifeddine Rezgui’s murderous rampage on the UK Government and dismissing the tribute to the 38 victims as an ’empty, hollow gesture’.

And he decided to open his new standup show on Thursday by reading out a news story about his seven-minute YouTube, telling his 100-strong audience he was trying to be deliberately provocative.

The comedian, whose 2013 tour was called Messiah Complex, even compared himself to Gandhi in an attempt to justify his remarks, saying the aim of activism was provocation.

Brand mocked people who had commented on his video during the show at The Proud Archivist in Hackney, London, and highlighted one message which suggested he should go and live in Syria.

Hundreds have slammed his comments on social media, saying he was being disrespectful to the 38 tourists who lost their lives, including 30 Britons.

Zoë Kirk-Robinson ‏said: ‘As if Syria doesn’t have enough problems, here comes Russell Brand!’

Graham Eden ‏tweeted: ‘I’m off to Syria’. After his election performance what could possibly go wrong!’

Adrian Owlett said: ‘Bye bye and don’t hurry back.’

Gavin Sutton said: ‘And do please stay there.’

A GoFundMe page has now been set up which aims to raise £1,000 for his one-way ticket.

It said: ‘Is there any chance we can all put money in to send the tremendous c***womble that is Russell Brand to live in Syria, just because he has an ego the size of the sun and he annoys the absolute **** out off me and many others I’m guessing?

‘Your help would be much appreciated. If he doesn’t accept said ticket to leave, at least he know’s he not wanted and it will be donated to a good cause.’

In his YouTube video the comedian said there was ‘no point’ paying tribute to those killed by the fanatic – as nine more of the British victims made their heartbreaking final journey home.

He blamed the attack on Britain’s policy of selling arms abroad, military interventions and bombing campaigns overseas.

He said: ‘There’s no point in having a minute’s silence on Friday – it’s a minute of bulls***,’ the comedian said in a video on his YouTube channel.

‘As long as during that time, they [the Government] continue to sell arms, they continue to bomb foreign countries – they have no interest in a solution.

‘They are only interested in perpetuating the problem and continuing to profit from it.’

‘If you respect those people then demand that your Government stops selling arms to countries on its own human rights abuse list, demand that your government stops carrying out foreign wars on behalf of corporations.

‘It will have a lot more impact than a minute’s silence.’

He accused Prime Minister David Cameron of protecting ‘giant corporations and arms dealers’ rather than ‘ordinary’ people of the world.

‘If we want to attack the problem at its source this is the source,’ he said.

‘Stop bombing those foreign countries.

‘Stop selling arms to countries on your own human rights abuse list. You have got to stop perpetuating the problem.’



72 Comments on “Russell Brand says that he will move to Syria if someone buys him a first class ticket. Please take along with you a corpulent, flatulent, sex deprived blogger who will ride in the luggage compartment”

  1. Octopus says:

    Of course he’s lying, just babbling for effect. That’s what he does. People are giving him what he wants, by reacting angrily to this idiocy. Best to ignore the silly man.

  2. Octopus says:

    Stand by for outrage from the psycho-Left, when they see that Science has adjudged their darling sparky-cars as being worse for the environment than gas-engine vehicles. This study doesn’t even bring the issue of dealing with the burnt-out batteries which are forthcoming, a major toxic headache headed to a landfill near you.

  3. Because olo says:

    There is no more Syria. There’s Alawastan, along the coast.

    • Captain Death says:

      I guess that “outreach to Damascus” that Oblunder initiated back in 2009 with us sending back our ambassador has not exactly worked out.

  4. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

    • Octopus says:

      Holy crap, it’s the Vortex Of Evil again. Avert your eyes! 😯

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky thinks he’s going to be back on top again, like when he stole credit for the Dan Rather throbber. Knowing his track record, how long will it be before we discover he stole this “scoop” from somebody else? 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks, Gus. Because Fatass says “LGF is only me,” so people might have gotten the correct impression that Chunky was claiming personal responsibility for this insipid scoop. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Here’s the screen-grab of Vicious B’s citation of “He/She Who Must Not Be Named:”

    • kbdabear says:

      Says the Fat Man who falls for every “NAZI FLAG!!!!!11!!” hoax on the internet

    • kbdabear says:

      Hey Toot, shouldn’t you be spending your time hunting down all those White Supremacists burning down black churches?


  5. Because olo says:

  6. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      I used to have a toothbrush holder with a blue light disinfecting system. Is this the same concept, applied to the vahayhay?

      • Octopus says:

        Hmm….I wonder if this system would help Furious Burka with her horrendous itching problem. Send her the pic and info, Stabby-Chunkys Who Never Reads Here.

      • Because olo says:

        The “blue” light is really ultraviolet. It’ll sunburn the snot out of her snatch. Might work like Spanish Fly, and have her humping every broomstick in sight.

  7. trebob says:

    Charles is delusional if he thinks he can swipe credit for that pic as well. Salon, TPM and Mediaite all had articles denouncing D’Souza hours before Charles waddled up to the keyboard, licked his greasy fingers and started cut and pasting his way to a post.

    Face it Charles, you’re irrelevant! Nothing about you or what you do matters. You pissed away your blog, your income stream, your future, all in hopes of riding the lefty gravy train and it’s not stopping at your station. Only we who mock you are even posting about you. The rest of the world thinks you’re too useless to even comment on. Notice how Carolla didn’t even waste one keystroke on you? 😆

  8. kbdabear says:

    You were also 200 lbs lighter back then …

  9. Because olo says:
  10. pineapple says:

    Viscous_Slobuschka calls herself some sort of fake quote/meme police and the LGF lap dogs buy into it.

    She’s a liar and a fraud……..

    She’ll ignore, post, or retweet fake quotes or memes when they oppose the right all day long.

    If she is caught posting a fake quote/meme, she’ll play dumb or not respond.

    She’ll claim that UniteBlue liberals thank her for pointing out fakes, but TCOT conservatives will not. Except she doesn’t call out liberal fakes, and she knows a few conservatives HAVE thanked her.

    She actually stated on LGF that Bush’s Thanksgiving turkey served to the troops in Iraq was plastic, that’s a lie according to her mentors Snopes.

    She is an opportunistic agenda driven piece of shit.

  11. Pakimon says:

    Chunky is wallowing in glory as he thinks this will be Rathergate Part Deux.

    His followers are giddy with glee so Chunkles has to share.

  12. Pakimon says:

    The meteors could charge the atmosphere with electrons and doom us all by forming a giant cloud Penis Penis Penis lol in the sky! 😮

  13. Octopus says:

    A break from the Odious Scoop-Stealer.

    • Octopus says:

      Try again:

      This sea lion was rescued by hotel workers from a fishing net, and nursed back to health for three months. Released into the wild, but comes back every day to nap. Pregnant, too.

  14. Octopus says:

    I agree with Veronica-Pooh completely, about the ocean being the shark’s house. I don’t swim there often, and when I do, it’s brief and scary. 😆

  15. kbdabear says:

    Toot’s Creed; “I’ll keep talking about people long after you’ve stopped caring”

  16. kbdabear says:

    Hey Toot, CHURCH FIRE!!!! Right in your own town!

    Oh… it’s a Mormon Church… never mind

    • Octopus says:

      Stupid Chunky had to shut up about the “suspicious hate-fires” when the story went sideways. What a letdown! 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    This Chunky McDumbth talkin’, the guy with the Facebook page that has been shunned more assiduously than a hobo on the subway who has pooped his pants. The guy with the failed blog that hasn’t gotten a non-selfie-donation in over a month. The guy whose tweets are lucky to get five retweets, and who purchased most of his followers.

    You’d think a guy like this would be less inclined to point-and-jeer at another’s struggles. There must be something wrong with him. What could it be?

    • Abu Stanley Cup says:

      Heeths a narththissethth?

      • Octopus says:

        Maybe that’s it. Or, he might just be incredibly delusional about his current status, or lack thereof. I mean, nobody cares. Except us. We think you’re really hep, Chunky. Jazzy and cool, like syncopated ice cream. Doctor Of Love. 🙂

    • kbdabear says:

      Trying to get to Ginger’s FB page.. isn’t that.. I dunno…. STALKING?

    • Because olo says:

      Looks to me like both Charles Johnsons are having their butts handed to them, and 98% of them there don’t know that there are two.

  18. JimboXL says:

    Hmm progressives pigs, normally squealing when the word immigrant and shooting appear in the same news story, are all silent on the illegal immigrant shooting the woman in San Francisco? Must be too busy chasing confederate and Nazi ghosts.

  19. Because olo says:

  20. pineapple says:

    Viscous_Slobuska actually posted this.

    “Now I have another idiot on twitter claiming that Ted Cruz is “Hispanic”
    No dipshit, he’s a white man.”

    Happy Warrior calls her on it (in a polite way) like he has no balls, but only “crickets” from her.

    Hey bitch….. go burn another pie.

  21. Bunk X says:

    Never heard of Russell Brand, but then most people don’t know who Charles Johnson is either, and that’s a warm happy feeling.

  22. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles’ endless campaign against Chuck C. is starting to pay off! 😆