Obama is bullet proof!

The Obama worship at LGF knows no bounds. He is deity who is worshiped as some sort of national savior by Mr. Toot’s fans.

Obama is bullet proof

The devotion to Obama at LGF is very reminiscent of the Juche regime in North Korea.



74 Comments on “Obama is bullet proof!”

  1. Octopus says:

    The level of ignorance and delusion exhibited by people like Carol is staggering, but all too common on the Left. This president has been so bad by any rational standard, it beggars description, not to mention the black underclass. There are books being written about the vast scope of his failures, and wait until you see the ones coming from inside the administration, once this debacle is over.


    • Captain Death says:

      “Andrew J. Bacevich, currently Columbia University’s George McGovern Fellow, ” – George McGovern fellow, that’s like Leon Trotsky Fellow.

  2. ISpeakJive says:

    The only thing that’s gonna happen when the helicopter finally leaves the White House with the Unicorn King for the last time is a huge collective sigh of relief.

  3. ISpeakJive says:

    I think some poor African country should just offer to make the guy their king, and we can all sit back and watch him community organize, er.. excuse me… fuck that country up, too.


    • Octopus says:

      The f-word gets through fine, but some links get nabbed automatically. It’s tricksy.

      I agree that the Unicorn Messiah would make a fine African dictator. Maybe his native Kenya?

  4. ISpeakJive says:

    I’m in moderation for using the F-word, apparently. 😦

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    Not just bullet proof, MORALLY bullet proof.

    • Octopus says:

      Re-reading Carol’s post, it seems to have gotten even dumber since this morning. How is that possible? 😆

      The Spectator article I posted above wasn’t the one I meant to post, but it does show the way even an anti-Bush, semi-anti-American writer can still see what a colossal fuckup we have in the White House. There are better chronological listings of the Unicorn Messiah’s utter fails, but I’m not in the mood to go over them again. Just grit our teeth, and get through the last years of this shitshow. Pray and work for better days in the future. God bless America. 🙂 😯

  6. Octopus says:


  7. Octopus says:

    Cats poison everything.

    • Because olo says:

      The cat’s ok. Tats poison everything.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s tat-calling, the latest genderqueer-bullying atrocity. Stop it right now. Each of my tattoos is an emblem of my chosen identity, and sacred. Plus, they really hurt getting them.

    • rightymouse says:

      We had an orange cat. He died a few years ago, aged about 17. Dumber than a sack of rocks. His name was “Opos” which stood for “orange piece of sh*t”.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Are those giant posters behind the couch of our yoga gal? If yes, the cat is trying to help this self-absorbed gal.

      • Octopus says:

        I think you’re right, Abu. The cat is trying to help.

  8. pineapple says:

    The slaves were taxed at 100%. That can take away your independence I would think.

    Krager PROUD TO BE KAFIR must have some dumb followers.

  9. kbdabear says:

    Looks like Toot is trolling famous people again, and being ignored as usual

  10. rain of lead says:

    posting this for the tootface who never reads here, just to give him some heartburn


    Last year around this time, word got out that Felix Kjellberg, a 24-year-old Swedish bro known online as PewDiePie, made $4 million a year by playing video games, recording his reactions and uploading the resulting videos to YouTube. At the time, he had 27 million YouTube subscribers. Today, Kjellberg has 37.7 million subscribers on YouTube and his company, PewDiePie Productions, pulled in roughly $7.4 million in revenue in 2014, according to Swedish newspaper Expressen


    he. plays. video games.

    • Octopus says:

      God bless this entrepeneurial genius. 😆

      And Fatass can’t get anyone to donate to his failed blog, so he has to donate to himself, under assumed names…but he can only afford to do so once a week, now. 😦

      • rightymouse says:

        Next donation = $1-$5?

      • Octopus says:

        Joachim Ardvaark – $5: “I wish I could send more. Your blog is a beacon in the dark and stormy night, for me and my friends. My friends would send $, but they’re cats.”

    • Because olo says:

      That takes reflexes. He’s already getting long in tooth at 24.

  11. Octopus says:


    All you need to know about Mo. A freakin’ loon, he was. That’s right, Furious B, you converted to a death-cult based on the ravings of a murderous, lecherous psychopath. Smart! 😆

    • pineapple says:

      Watch it pal… she might issue a Fatwahwah on you.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      No. Perfectly sane. Also the most perfect man who has ever lived. And he was even nice to a cat once.

      So there.

      • Octopus says:

        Wait…he was nice to a cat? That changes everything!
        I take back everything I said, about him being an insane pedophilic psychopath. He was…misled. When he was lopping off innocent Jews’ heads, I mean. The rest of his trip was really groovy. Rad, even.

      • Because olo says:

        He said don’t kill the white dogs. That’s kinda racist, but…

  12. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      One of the benefits of living outdoors, is getting to see the fauna gambol in the rain, while you’re performing your morning ablutions by the garage. Maybe tomorrow you’ll see a robin eating a worm, if you get up early. If you get up a little later, maybe you’ll see a cat eating that robin.

    • Octopus says:

      Fellas! We can have both. It’s the best of both worlds.

  13. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      Well, so much for a couple of centuries worth of police-work. I have to admit, the confusing of “cis” for “csi” is borderline brilliant. Borderline-schizo, maybe. Definitely awesome.

  14. pineapple says:

    A picture of a plant stock….. oooh ahhhh!

    Don’t quit your day job dude.

  15. swamprat says:

    A marvelous President who can do no wrong. Seriously. Anything he does is ok with his fans. It either didn’t happen or Bush did it first or it doesn’t matter.

    Must be nice.

  16. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs · 8h8 hours ago

    @adamcarolla Don’t you think it’s odd that someone who pretends to stand for “free speech” threatens to sue everyone who criticizes him?


  17. Because olo says:

    • Pakimon says:

      So Killgore Trout has taken to spiking people’s guacamole?

      el Sooper better check his guacamole for snails as well. 😆

  18. swamprat says:

    I am sure it is racist to say that vaccinations sometimes cause adverse reactions.

  19. ISpeakJive says:

    Wasn’t this guy friends with Chunky for about 5 minutes?

    Not anymore!! Chunky probably has no clue this describes him perfectly.


  20. This post encapsulates the teabagger/dittohead mentality, where evena casual observation about Obama that does doesn’t suggest some nefarious intent on his part makes the person making it engaged in “Obama worship.”

    This is why movement conservatism will lose. It doesn’t reside in reality.

    • Octopus says:

      The mere fact of you using the “teabagger/dittohead” label in anything having to do with this site, shows you don’t have a clue in hell about what goes on here. 😆

      Stabby, you’re one cheesy doodle. How’s your old Ma? Still holding her beer in one hand, while holding in her prolapsed rectum with the other?

    • swamprat says:

      Yeah, I’m watching left-wing reality play out in Greece.

      • swamprat says:

        The left looks at Obama like an infatuated 15 year old girl looks at the center photo in teen idol magazine…and with about as much objectivity.
        They are absolutely giddy.
        You think the unions will ever figure out that his immigration polices are a kick in the teeth?
        We still avoid actual import duties so can we manufacture overseas (by buying from polluters) ’cause we don’t want to sully our environment with domestic pollution.
        We’re proud of our freedom of sexual expression while we drive to gay weddings using gas we buy from people who commit Islamic homogenocides and who have a real war against women.
        We want to remove guns from America while we vilify every cop who makes a mistake so we can depower them leaving only lawbreakers with guns?
        We have a basically good system. It might need some tweaks, but socialism is debt.
        We do socialized roads pretty well.
        Electricity also.
        We don’t need a revolution.
        The peoples are not mired in capitalist oppression, comrade.
        We need real domestic energy.
        We need Industry.
        We need to regulate the influx of illegal immigrants. Europe, the far east, South America, all manage to immigrate legally, but no borders make a farce of our immigration laws.

        Rant ends.
        good night frabby

    • pineapple says:

      Even a casual observation about Obama being a crappy president makes the person making it a racist.”

      This is why movement progressive/SJW will lose. It doesn’t reside in reality.

  21. Octopus says:

    It’s so unfair that we men can’t bear children. Why isn’t Science working on this? Because women have iron-vagina’d control of the maternity ward, that’s why. 😡

  22. Zeus Crankypants says:

    If I say I’m pregnant, then by goodness, I’m pregnant. I can identify as pregnant if I so choose. And I don’t need any evidence to prove it.

  23. Pakimon says:

    I can’t imagine the horror that would ensue if Chunkles got a hold of this:

    On second thought, his pannus would offer him protection.

    Gus and stabby franksinclair on the other hand could do real damage to themselves. 😮

    Senor Testiculo is in hiding and couldn’t be reached for comment.

  24. pineapple says:

    “The wreckage of the Cessna has been found. The F-16 pilot has also been found.”

    After an exhaustive search under Toot’s pannus.