Not a computer guru

AFter being unemployed from the IT industry, it seems Mr. toot’s skills have eroded.

I thought the Corpulent Blogger was a IT genius? No wonder this clown has been unemployed for the last 8 years.

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60 Comments on “Not a computer guru”

  1. rightymouse says:

    8 years? Been more than that for sure.

  2. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is unemployable. Well, ok, maybe he could stock shelves or something.

  3. Pakimon says:

    Rush Limbaugh is an Apple Cultist

    Maybe he would help if Chunkles asked nicely… :lol:.

  4. Pakimon says:

    Hey Chunky!

    Try “Ctrl-Alt-Delete”!

    If that doesn’t work, unplug your computer for 30 seconds. 😆

  5. Pakimon says:

    Maybe you can start another GoFundMe page and get yourself a Windows computer. 😆

  6. Pakimon says:

    Who am I kidding?

    With Chunkles’ wretched coding skills, he’d crash the Colossus computer. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      How come I’ve never heard of that!!!???

      Have you noticed all the silly articles lately about robots taking over the world, can robots marry?, etc.

      Just sneak up behind the fuckers and take out the batteries. Problem solved.

  7. Because says:

    Toot’s really having a hard time with the First Amendment milyo…

    • Abu's Stanley Cup is Getting Heavy says:

      I hate Illinois Nazis. These klan bastards aren’t helping, of course that’s not their aim.
      So help me: who matters mostest? blacks? gay blacks? transblacks? non-white Hispanic transgenders? whites staying in white neighborhoods? whites reclaiming black neighborhoods? undocumenteds sending eleventy billionz home to mexico? Or is the answer, Ginger?

  8. Because calling Race Detective says:

  9. Octopus says:

    😯

    • Because says:

      Burger King?

      • pineapple will not be silenced says:

        Beat soundly with an ugly stick?

      • Because says:

        I mean holy shirt. If that thing is working at a BK anywhere, I don’t know if I want to take my chances with a whopper.

        BK does have good greasy brekkies, but after seeing that, I think I’ll have Taco Bell for brekkies. Or maybe 7-11 nuke brekkies.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That guy’s starting to grow on me as well. Am a bit of an Anglophile. Oh well! 🙂

  10. Octopus says:

    That was stupid, misleading and race-baiting last week, Chunky. Nothing’s changed. You got a little bit fatter, but it’s hardly noticeable…

    • Because says:

      Via Twitter. With a pedigree like that, how can anyone question it? It’s even from the internet!!!1!

    • Because says:

      When the SPLC starts walking this back, you know there’s nothing there.

      http://abcnews.go.com/US/string-fires-predominantly-black-churches-raises-suspicion/story?id=32102943

      “Mark Potok, a senior fellow at the Southern Poverty Law Center in Montgomery, Alabama, a hate group-monitoring organization, said only three of the six fires appear to be true cases of arson. And while those three — in Tennessee, Georgia and North Carolina — may have been intentionally set, he said he believes it’s unlikely they were done in an organized and unified fashion.”

      Why doesn’t the Race Detective hop into his Racemobile, and go do some original investigative reporting? Huh? Alfred’s revving it up now.

  11. Octopus says:

    Being a fat, smelly loser with no personality, ambition or skills doesn’t make you a hippie.

  12. Octopus says:

    Chunky thinking: “This will make the kids think I’m hip and groovy, and then they’ll come to my blog and donate to my begging bowl.”

    Fat chance, loser. 😆

    • pineapple will not be silenced says:

      20 year old band best known for “Stacy’s Mom”.

    • Minnow says:

      What is it with you people? You are like the 14-year old boy child who turns his speakers out the window so the entire neighborhood can hear “how cool” he is!

      Hey dudebro Fat Assed One.

      we don’t give a flying fuck what you are listening to.

  13. pineapple will not be silenced says:

    37
    Charles Johnson
    Jun 29, 2015 5:47:35pm

    “I used to believe it was better to let hate groups like this expose themselves to the public. But I can’t really support that belief any more. In the Internet era it seems that groups like this actually gain strength when they’re allowed to demonstrate in public.

    I don’t know what the solution is. But I think the classic model of absolutist free speech is dangerously insufficient in the modern age.”

    Um…… FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

    How’s that for PROTECTED hate speech eh Toot?

    • Because says:

      Yuban.

    • Minnow says:

      et too t

    • pineapple will not be silenced says:

      59 Charles Johnson
      Jun 29, 2015 6:05:57pm

      “Hang on, folks – don’t jump to conclusions. I’m NOT saying I want laws restricting speech. Let’s please be clear on that.”

      Sure you didn’t you fucker. On your own blog you got called out. Grow a spine you fucking weakling.

      • Because says:

        No, you just want Twitter to make like the Gestapo. No need for the gov’t, if you can pimp the private sector wiener brigade into being the muzzle.

    • Charles: At first I wanted people I oppose to be able to talk, but now I really think it’s ok to have them not talk. There…What? I’m not proposing hate speech laws at all.

  14. pineapple will not be silenced says:

    I have a feeling libtards will be on board with this anarchy while cursing Pamela Geller.

  15. Because huh? says:

  16. Minnow says:

    So if the limp dicks on my blog hadn’t called me out on “free speech”, I’d be right – right?

  17. Octopus says:

    Chunky is promoting an end to free speech in this country. No, seriously. That’s how far gone he is now. 😆

  18. Because says:

  19. Minnow says:

    Wow.

    Every now and again, I start feeling sorry for myself about all of the problems I have.

    These may be emotional. Or physical. Or professional. Or familial. Or Spiritual.

    And then, I turn on the innernetz and see this Circus of Nuttiness – Hey Barry!

    And then I think to myself…..”Self! You got no problems at all!”

    Thank you God.

    • Octopus says:

      It is kind of like watching “Cops” or “Honey Boo-Boo,” isn’t it? Makes all of your issues seem so minor, and fixable. Some people’s purpose is to serve as a cautionary tale. And/or, comic relief. Chunky and Gus have found their purpose, at long last.

  20. Juan Epstein says:

    I’m against free speech.
    I didn’t say I’m against free speech.

    -Ack

  21. You’re a guru of idiocy. Exhibit A – maintaining this blog about someone you say is irrelevant.

    http://i3.cpcache.com/product/15056970/ditto_head_bumper_bumper_sticker.jpg?height=225&width=225

    • trebob says:

      Someone (like us) who has freedom of speech and the ability to post, uncensored, really upsets you doesn’t it? After all, if we’re really nutjobs, why would you care what we post? You LGFers never read here anyway, do you?

      • Pakimon says:

        Hmmm.

        frank is getting a bit peevish.

        You don’t suppose…

        Naw.

        Frank’s probably upset because Ron Jeremy threw a shoe at him when he spotted frank peeping on him while he was “gettin’ busy” with frank’s mom’s keister. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso is irrelephant. Yes indeedy. 🙂
      You can kiss his ample commie ass all you want. Still doesn’t change the fact that he’s a sad, but comical loser.