Mr. Toot in a new podcast

Our favorite internet obese societal moocher appears on Neo-Stalinist Bob Cesca’s podcast.

Notice the picture is of a fat kid eating ice cream? Is this a subliminal insult on the part of Cesca against Charles?

184 Comments on “Mr. Toot in a new podcast”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Sounds like an old lesbian.

    • pineapple is ready for the next outrage says:

      I saw I pic of Fatso here the other day and he looked an awful lot like Norman Bates’ mother.

  2. Because says:

    Give us the Cliff Notes version.

  3. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    So I’m listening to this drivel and so far it’s nothing but all Ginger. Cesspool tries to say Ginger’s always wrong yet well spoken and articulate? Then Toot says he’s a sociopath because he’s friendly and cordial to people who can help him but then turns nasty when he feels superior. Does that not perfectly describe Toot himself? Now Cesspool pretends he can’t understand why fake rape accusers get doxed by Ginger. Ok Bob well grant your really that stupid. Now these guys call Ginger “emotionally stunted”. Yes the guys who just giggled and cackled at poopy, pee pee and donkey fucking are passing judgement.

    Is this going to be Ginger all the way through? Most of this they said on the previous 10 minutes they gave to Tooty. Michelle Malkin’s a stalker? Now the “he stalked me” crap. Oh brother, now Toot says he’s not easily scared. Uh except he changed his entire milyo at partially because he’s afraid of Islamists sawing his head off. These two clowns have now redefined wrong as both inaccurate and also anything I disagree with. They’re playing the same “Chuck C. Johnalist School of Hack Fraud Journalism”. Guess they don’t have a lot of budget for new stuff.

  4. Octopus says:

    Oh, his glorious past! 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    Fatass is going to be all gay-marriage, all day long today. Strict Waddling-Orders from MM. Stand by for fifty tweets claiming the commenters at conservative sites are going all Westboro Baptist — without any evidence to back this up. 😆

    • Because says:

      And of course, completely ignoring the political-judicial ramifications, which is what the dissenting opinions are all about.

      That shit is above Toot’s pay grade, which seems to be stuck right now.

  6. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Still listening…
    Now giggling about Bobby Jindal calling America great. Hoo boy hilarious. Cesspool and Toot assess all of the GOP as clowns. Jindal is a ghoul? Now they’re advocating for pot. Now they’re saying Jindal is a racist because he wouldn’t grant clemency to a black guy in jail for pot possession. What they don’t say is he falls under Louisiana’s repeat offender law having two prior convictions for cocaine and pot. And supposedly has sick children so he risked his freedom on pot and now crying about getting a stiff sentence. I agree that 13 years is way too excessive but hey, know the law where you’re at and/or make damn sure you don’t get. I smoked for years and never once got busted. Scalia is hilarious and also out of his mind. Scalia is a big baby! They’re laughing at jiggery pokery which means underhanded. Toots uses the word phrenology. Pronounces it free-nology. Ha. Now plugging Toots as a former musician. Boring stuff. Cesspool is proving an ass with his ignorance of Jazz music. He calls Jaco Pastorius Yah-ko. It’s pronounced Jah-ko Cesspool you yahk-ass. LOL!!! Wow real boring stuff about Toot’s start in music that happened 40-some years ago. Wow drone drone drone. Why aren’t they talking about all the stuff that Toot Tweets about? It’s like Cesspool only thinks he Tweets mostly about Ginger. Oh wait… So he did do some session work. Oh boy he co-wrote Reach For It. Ha Cesspool points out it was recorded in ’77. But doesn’t point out that no one else gives him the creds. OK finally the blogging start. The coding. Yawn! Now into the 2001 era. So far no questions about why he was a racist scumbag. 9/11. Here it comes. Ha more and more people came to the blog, Dan Rather. Cesspool trying to help him with the nuance line. Now he’s trying to defend how he became a comment Nazi. Blah blah my blog software. Taking credit for outing the fake TANG doc. Keeps pretending he wasn’t gunning for Rather when of course, he was. Toot’s still talking about the throbbing memo and the end music’s playing while they’re still talking about Rather. Cesspool gave Toot credit for throbbing memo. No surprise they never got into why Toot was a racist a sexist and a homophobe nor why he had to purge his blog of 15,000 regular commenters and delete thousands of posts.

    • Because says:

      free-nology – The science of free stuff. Gus is a noted authority on the subject.

      Add that to the DoD dictionary.

    • Octopus says:

      Thanks for wading through the swampy goop, sir. 😆

    • Wow! You listened to the whole podcast. And you say Charles is irrelevant. smh

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Yes. You seem surprised. I’m guessing you didn’t. Because you know it’s the same immature nonsense Toot spouts all day every day on Twitter. And it was a lot of Ginger poop and pee repeated from the last time he went on Cesspool’s poocast. He’s not only irrelevant he’s a completely unserious yahoo on political issues. And the other stuff about his background was plain old boring. And your boy’s such an amateur he blathered on about himself and forgot to plug his GoFundMe swindle!! What a putz.

      • frabbystinclair says:

        stabby franksinclair didn’t listen to the podcast because he was too busy listening to Ron Jeremy bugger frank’s mom.

        Nobody says Ron Jeremy is irrelevant in the sinclair housetrailerhold. 😆

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Ron’s always been good at making his point known. Toot can’t find his with a tweezer or a Tweeter.

      • rightymouse says:

        For Flabby:

  7. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    They also forgot to plug dumb assed Mr. Toot’s GoFundMe! The show was really awful because there’s no serious discussion at all. So anybody that’s not a liberal is dismissed as just a joke. And they never got into the kind of discussions you would expect for people who spend all day on Twitter. Such as the phenomenon of Twitter and social media itself. I don’t see how anyone who didn’t know Toot before would become interested in him from listening to that.

  8. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Somebody owes me a Coke for listening to all of that damn thing. I’ll be in the shower.

  9. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Wingnut whining decibel level: off the scale. “IT’S THE END OF AMERICA ABANDON ALL HOPE NOW!!!”
    9 minutes ago


    Pretty selective criticism there Fatass.

  10. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    It just dawned on me what a complete pussy McTooty is for not correcting Cesspool on the pronunciation of Jaco. Jaco was THE GOD of modern jazz fusion electric bass. Not just for virtuoso ability but also his incredible commanding sound and musical genius. Even Stanley Clarke who was awsome is not considered his equal. Guess that was Toot being a sociopath acting nice and cordial to someone he thinks can help him.

    Here’s Jaco with Weather Report. Classic. Ha! Zawinal starts out playing the bass on synth while Jaco is playing opening theme melody up several octaves. Some flashy shit. We’re also treated to Jaco’s falsetto scatting of the melody at points which thankfully he didn’t do on the original recording. He’s quite good at it but not a fan of falsetto scatting.

  11. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Everybody liked it so much they did big band and marching band arrangements.

    Here’s a cool version by Buddy’s band. Crazy good and Buddy’s a freak of perfection. It’s quite a bit faster and super tight.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Maybe a little more cow bell?

      • Octopus says:

        Way more cowbell needed. I apologize for my musical ignorance, but I just hate most modern jazz. More cowbell, some garbage can lids being pounded rhythmically, a bit of chainsaw guitar…now you’ve got something. 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    See how suddenly Chunky is a fiend on gay marriage, when he never talked about it once before the Unicorn Messiah jumped on the bandwagon? I don’t recall any posts on the subject, even then. There must be one or two, somewhere. I mean, he’s a FUCKING SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, yee-haw! If he’s not in line with the inflated-scrotum guys at the Gay Pride Parade this year, I’ll be shocked.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Oh the confliction!! He’ll have to denounce them as anti-gay then have Gus flog him for being a racist. Then denounce Gus for violence against a SJW/BLM couch activist. And then denounce himself for being racist against Argentinians and the “housing challenged”. Man this SJW stuff can sure keep you busy!

  13. Octopus says:

    Anyone wanna marry me?

  14. Because says:

  15. Octopus says:

    • Octopus says:

      Perhaps the mosques will have a package deal available, where the gay couple is married in the gay marriage annex, and then taken in an elevator straight to the top of a special minaret to be hurled to their deaths. I think even the Westboro Boyz could get behind such a program.

      • Because says:

        Throw ’em off the same tower Toot threw the toot off of.

        You can kill the married gays,
        But you can never kill the toot…

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        They’ll have a special love chair that is actually a giant catapult.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      And hire gay employees.

  16. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Some might argue if Dawkins is even a scientist.…
    0 minutes ago

    So his criticism of creationism, pseudoscience and alternative medicines and his extensive research in evolutionary biology hold no weight? Don’t let the Tootster know you kiss your mom with that h8 speechin’ mouth.

    • Octopus says:

      It was fine and dandy when Dawkins was attacking Christianity. The Left loved that. Now he’s got the nerve to notice that Islamist terrorists are threatening civilization all over the globe, and that’s just…rude and ignorant. He’s a big stupid. 😆

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Ah that explains it. Now that Muzzies are safely on the SJW gravy train as Sneeches with stars upon thars anyone, even pet scientists can easily be thrown off by pointing out their little world wide mass murder in every country problem?

      Reminds me of the Nobel Prize winner cancer researcher who, despite apologizing and groveling was fired and thrown off numerous boards for making a joke about women in lab.

      And wasn’t there a NASA guy drummed out of polite society because he had a gaudy shirt on with a sexy girl among the swirly art?

      Forget merit. Forget common sense. There is no mercy in Social Justice War!!

  17. Octopus says:

    A break from Chunky’s uglitude…

  18. Because says:

  19. pineapple is ready for the next outrage says:

    My opinion here.

    The same sex marriage issue was settled years ago when California thumbed its nose at the majority and overturned prop 8.

    • Arachne says:

      The people can thank their current governor for that. Tinpot tyrant Jerry Brown was Attorney General when the suit was filed and announced he was refusing to defend it on behalf of the People. This would have let Schwarzenkennedy free to appoint someone to do it! But he refused. The proposition’s backers ended up inCourt before a GAY judge who didn’t recuse himself and the Supreme Court found for the gays because the defense had no Standing to appeal. And yet when he ran for Governor, the dumbass GOP never brought up his dismissal of the people’s vote.

  20. Because weird gimps says:

  21. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Mr. Toots

  22. Because weird gimps says:

    It’s your lucky day! The SCOTUS just gave you a rainbow farting unicorn! Celebrate!

  23. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    romoted to LGF front page, an excellent LGF Page by contributor Kragar: A Rebuttal of Confederate Talking Points
    1 hour ago
    A Rebuttal of Confederate Talking Points
    2 hours ago

    Dontcha love it when people attack talking points with talking points?

  24. Voltaire's Crack says:

  25. Because velveeta says:

  26. pineapple is ready for the next outrage says:

    The NRA better roll up their sleeves.

  27. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Heh heh. Probably won’t happen but would be kinda funny.

    Rep. Brian Babin (R-Texas) said that his SCOTUScare Act would make all nine justices and their employees join the national healthcare law’s exchanges.

    “As the Supreme Court continues to ignore the letter of the law, it’s important that these six individuals understand the full impact of their decisions on the American people,” he said.

    “That’s why I introduced the SCOTUScare Act to require the Supreme Court and all of its employees to sign up for ObamaCare,” Babin said.

    Babin’s potential legislation would only let the federal government provide healthcare to the Supreme Court and its staff via ObamaCare exchanges.

    “By eliminating their exemption from ObamaCare, they will see firsthand what the American people are forced to live with,” he added.

    • Because says:

      They’ll just reinterpret it.

    • trebob says:

      We need more, but our representatives are too spineless and selfish to do what’s right which is: ALL Federal employees, nation-wide including the Legislative, Executive and Judicial branches of government and their collective staffs are forced to use the ACA exchange for their employer benefits. If they want better insurance they can opt out and pay for it themselves. AND I think we (the people) are paying for 75% of their premiums and that needs to reduce to 50% of the employee’s premium only. They must pay the full cost of insurance add-ons for spouses and children.

      If we want to pressure congress into anything it should be that they are subject all laws they pass, no exemptions..ever.

  28. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    I don’t imagine this kind of blatant law breaking and rampant inner city drug dealing/addiction has anything to do with black men having bad encounters with the police. Nah didn’t think so. Sticking with the SJW story: The police are just racist murderers.

  29. pineapple is ready for the next outrage says:

    Timmy is a newbie on LGF or stupid.

    Commenting on Andrew Sullivan (in regards to not ever forgiving him), Timmy says the following……

    “Don’t forget his support for Bush in 2004”

  30. Octopus says:

    I really wish we could get a viable minority candidate out of the GOP bullpen, to go up against Shrill Drunky. The Left goes nuts trying to discredit conservatives of any stripe besides white male. 🙂

    • Because says:

      A woman, a black guy, an Indian, and two Hispanics walk into a primary…

      • Abu says:

        And the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve Patriots.”

      • Because says:

        The irony is that it was the left that wanted to split women, Asians, Hispanics, etc. away from the white ‘other’. Now they’re choking on all the diversity on the other side.

  31. Juan Epstein says:

    • Because says:

      Penis penis … you know.

    • rightymouse says:

      Unicorn zone….

    • Octopus says:

      I hate to be sexist, but….he’s not all wrong. 😆

      I would add, that both men and women have different stages in their lives, often attached to significant events and/or age. Crazy can strike unexpectedly, and very suddenly. Never relax completely.

      • Because says:

        There’s cray-cray, and there’s willful cray-cray. The first can come and go, but the second is who you are. They’re the dangerous ones.

      • Octopus says:

        Women have these things called hormones, that can really change the mood in a hurry. I’ve been surrounded by them my whole life. They’re great, superior to men in many respects, but you have to be cautious around them. It’s like having a “domesticated” big cat in the house, like a leopard. Most of the time, it’s awesome. Until it’s not. 😯

  32. Octopus says:

    Man, the black pastors in Detroit are LIVID over the Supreme Court’s ruling on gay marriage. Just watched several of their video denunciations, on the local news. I was semi-shocked at the intolerance of their views. 😉

    Here’s what one had to say:

    Rev. W. J. Rideout, senior pastor at All God’s People Church in Detroit, strongly opposed the court’s ruling.

    “It is an abomination before God,” Rideout said. “It’s against the order that God has mandated…America is going to suffer because of this ruling.”

    Rideout added that “I don’t hate homosexuals. I don’t hate lesbians. I hate the sin. I hate the activity. I have lesbians in my church. I have homosexuals in my church.”

    “We can’t call wrong right, and right wrong,” he said. “We can’t compromise with the world, with how people feel, when God is telling us to do another thing.”

  33. rightymouse says:

    It’s been four days since Fatso donated to himself on the GoFapMe begging bowl.
    What an effing loser.

    • pineapple is ready for the next outrage says:

      I have a feeling that future goals will be ratcheted down a considerable amount so he doesn’t look so stupid.

      When you click that green button it reveals the gap between his fantasy world and reality.

      It’s like a barometer of how self important Toot thought he was.

      • rightymouse says:

        Any sane person would quietly close down the grifter bowl. But not Fatso. Nope!

      • Octopus says:

        It’s a sad testament to how dead the whole thing is, aside from us and our steadfast mockery, and a few stubborn libturds and mental defectives who hang around because nobody else will have them. Ouch! Rattle that tin cup, Chunky. Don’t let the world ignore you like this. 😦

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He could try another site. One like this that funds things like weekend getaways and retirement parties, etc.

      Hey everybody, I wanna go to Burma and ride elephants. Anybody want to fund me?

  34. pineapple is ready for the next outrage says:


    Which LGF Muslim whack-job said the following?

    “I just reported that (link) to the Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz. Holocaust Denial is a crime in Germany.”

    1. Curious_Falawful
    2. electrotek
    3.Dr Lizzweirdo
    4. Pro Life Loony

  35. rightymouse says:

    Gussy. It’s obvious you never read US History. Your tweets are liberal garbage.

  36. ISpeakJive says:

    If you don’t want to hear from certain people on Twitter, don’t follow them. This isn’t difficult to grasp.

    • Octopus says:

      Not to mention, and I say this as someone who supports gay marriage completely, I’ve already heard rumblings from the Left about revoking tax-exempt status for churches that refuse to marry gays. I know, it’s a preposterous notion. Never happen! Except…we would have said the same about gay marriage being legalized, ten years ago. And religious-based hospitals have to deal with paying for birth control for female employees, under Obamacare. There are precedents being set everyday. Lines do have to be drawn.

      • Arachne says:

        Not so preposterous Octo. six years ago if I told you that the Catholic Church would have been instructed by force of law Otto cover birth control and abortifacients, would you have thought it impossible. This administration will make that a goal.

      • Because says:

        Meanwhile Pope Frank is blithering something about the world getting hot and we need to turn off the AC or something.

      • Octopus says:

        I agree, Arachne. It’s not preposterous at all. I’d say it’s probably in the long-range goals of the Left, if they have any written ones.

    • Octopus says:

      If you don’t want to have to deal with marriage or romance at all, do what Chunky did, and balloon up to 400 lbs. while having no job, ambition or personality. Problem solved!

    • Because says:

    • Because says:

  37. rightymouse says:

    Not satisfied with the flashy new begging button on LGF, Fatso must tweet out the begmobile…..

  38. pineapple is ready for the next outrage says:

    “Hilarious! CNN Guests Gravely Analyze “ISIS Flag” at London Pride Parade (Psst: It’s a Dildo Flag)”

    Fatso lies…..

    Reporter said “a very bad mimicry of the ISIS flag” which it was.

    The joke I guess is because it was full of dildo images?

    Never mind that someone found it jovial to depict an ISIS flag after what went down yesterday.

    You are such a liar Fatso, I’m surprised you didn’t change “CNN” to “FOX” and “ISIS” to “ISIL”.

  39. kbdabear says:

    Maybe it’s sparse because South Carolina isn’t as racist as Toot imagines it to be

    • Arachne says:

      Oh course it could be that the people are a little more sensitive to the issue at this time.

  40. kbdabear says:

    Toot, isn’t this an anti-gay slur which should be immediately condemned and the commenter hammered with your Block Button of Righteousness?

  41. Because guess who? says:

    • Octopus says:

      It’s quite something, isn’t it? I mean, it’s nothing compared to your six years of same, but still…Ginger seemed like a comer, while you were always a cut-and-paste hack.

  42. Because oops says:

  43. Octopus says:

  44. Pakimon says:

    Fat Ponytailed Dickhead posts a story at his trainwreck of a blog as if he were the one who discovered it. (Psst. The Throbbing Ponytailed Dildo stole it from The Hollywood Reporter)

    Chunky just can’t help himself… 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Here’s the link.

      As you can see, Chunkles just went and cut n’ pasted all the pertinent links from the Hollywood Reporter article and wrote an insipid blurb so his insipid handful of Bog nitwits will think he was the one noticed and reported it.

      Sounds familiar, doesn’t it? 🙄

      No wonder there’s nothing but tumbleweeds blowing across the desert that is his GoF**kMe page. 😆

  45. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say it a beautiful Sunday Morning and time for women to get ready to get in kitchen and make sammiches this afternoon while Pakimog watches baseball game!

    Pakimog say Pakimog will be hungry so Pakimog say women better stretch first because Pakimog will be hungry!

    And wear sturdy work shoes when in kitchen slinging sammiches because Pakimog all about safety!

    and sammiches! and beer! 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      Did Pakimog say he would be hungry? 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Sammies?? Lazy wench. I’ll be making beef enchiladas, Mexican rice & refried beans for dinner.

      • Pakimon says:

        What if she made beef enchilada, Mexican rice & refried bean sammiches?


        Mind blown! 😀

        (Then again, she could just be describing Chunkles’ “transformation” over the past years. 😆 )

      • rightymouse says:

        Sounds mushy, just like Fatso’s brain. 🙂
        Beef for the enchiladas is in the slow cooker as we speak……

    • Octopus says:

      She’s going to pull something. 😯

  46. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say to women do not be like this girl who laughs in the face of kitchen perils!

    She not realize kitchen abounds with pointy, slippery and hot splattery dangers!

    Pakimog bet she not even wearing sturdy work shoes!

  47. Because oops says:

  48. Octopus says:

    If only you had inherited Dad’s work ethic, this story could have had a happy ending. Instead of, “…and now I’m an unemployed drunken loser who sponges off family and tweets gibberish all day and night.”

  49. rightymouse says:

    Get a job, you pathetic loser….

  50. Octopus says:

    Get an early-ish start on the race-baiting today!

    • Pakimon says:

      It’s time to “tweet or cut race-bait”.

    • Octopus says:

      Note: the article linked above has no evidence of any real hate-crimes — it’s just that there have been six fires at black churches. I suspect all of them will be found to have “natural causes,” like the one mentioned at the end:

      “As the nation grapples with the massacre at Emanuel AME Church in Charleston, S.C., one of the oldest Black churches in the South, other Black churches have become recent targets of arson,” writer David A. Love said today at Atlanta BlackStar.

      “From slavery and the days of Jim Crow through the civil rights movement and beyond, white supremacists have targeted the Black church because of its importance as a pillar of the Black community, the center for leadership and institution building, education, social and political development and organizing to fight oppression,” Love wrote.

      “Strike at the Black church, and you strike at the heart of Black American life,” the writer added.

      The most recent fires occurred early today at the Glover Grover Baptist Church, in Warrenville, S.C., and at the Greater Miracle Apostolic Holiness Church in Tallahassee, Fla.

      Federal agents have been brought in to assist local officials in determining the unknown cause of the fire at the Glover Grove Baptist church. In Tallahassee, fire officials say the fire that totally destroyed the Apostolic Holiness Church may have been caused by a tree limb falling on overhead electrical lines.

      You know what I think? I think the fires were set by irate gay marriage proponents, furious over the black pastors’ vitriolic attacks on the cause. They don’t call them “flaming homos” for nothing…

      • Because oops says:

        And who cut the tree limb off? Huh? Huh?

        Little racist underpants gnomes, that’s who! Because profit!

  51. rightymouse says:

    Fatso just donated $10 quatloos to the begging bowl. Do I see the begging down to $5.00 in the next “donation”?

    • Octopus says:

      It’s funny how he’s switched from $20 to $10, in the last couple of weeks. Money’s too tight to mention. 😆

  52. rightymouse says:

    Racism on display….

  53. Because onose says:

  54. Octopus says:

    Here’s how things stack up, opinion-wise, concerning gay marriage. Poll is from February, 2015.

    Pretty crazy, eh?

    • Because onose says:

      Looks like all those Blacks and Hispanics are going to have to go to the cornfield. Enjoy your hopenchange in the cornfield, chumps.

      • Octopus says:

        Libturd voxplanation for blacks and Hispanics: “It’s because they have been shortchanged by the oppressive white society, keeping them from education and assimilation.”

  55. Because uhuh says:

  56. Because says:

    A real musician dies, and look which one notices.