That darn 2nd Amendment!

Mr. Toot who claims to have own a Mossberg, but gave it up wants Americans to disarm

Charles wants a disarmed populace so his Stalinist vision could be implemented.

65 Comments on “That darn 2nd Amendment!”

  1. Octopus says:

    When you give up the Cheetos and Twitter, we’ll talk about my gun.

  2. Octopus says:

    This goes out to Rosie… 😥

    • Octopus says:

      Rosie and I began filming an episode of “Naked And Afraid” this spring, but it was scrapped by producers due to my abject cowardice. I tapped out five minutes in, after viewing Rosie charging toward me through the swamp, au naturel.

    • Bunk X says:

      This one goes out to all our late night homies at LGF. We got 99 milyo and you won’t be one.

  3. ISpeakJive says:

    Renounce thy gun. Renounce, I say!

    Except for Mr. Mossberg, who was needed for a brief time. Chunky was the only person who ever actually needed a gun in the entire United States. Then he didn’t need it anymore, and never would again, and he RENOUNCED IT!!!!

    And now you must do it as well!!!!

  4. Octopus says:

    A new legend is born, surrounding the King Of Oblivion. 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    Chunky believes in his heart that all the criminals and terrorists skulking around the country will see the error of their ways, and turn in their firearms, pressure-cookers and other homemade anti-personnel devices. Then we can all rest easy. Next to our machetes.

    • windbag says:

      He thinks that way because that’s the way children think. Lefties prefer their imaginary, childish world over the real deal.

  6. Because says:

    Stop stealing the copper, then.

  7. Octopus says:

    The Pro-Gosnell advocate speaks peevishly. Says “fascism.”

  8. kbdabear says:

    Either Toot has his own conspiracy theories, or MMFA and TPM are giving Toot his talking points to gin up support for a war with Russia so that Soros can control Ukraine’s natural gas reserves.

    • Because says:

      It’s ok to hate on Putin because he’s a white dictator, and not out of the closet with his communism.

  9. Pakimon says:

    I wonder how Chunky’s guest appearance podcast went?

    Did he pronounce fascism as “faz-kiss-um”?

    No activity on his GoFundMe page so apparently there isn’t much money in that whole podcast milyo. 😆

  10. […] They are demanding, of course, that since banning the CBE happened so easily, that they can take that same energy and ban guns as well. […]

    • Arachne says:

      The crazy thing is – they didn’t even ban the CBE! The flag that has them all incensed is actually the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia!!!

  11. When the Democrats held the South, its culture was respected and even celebrated.

    After the Democrats lost the South, it suddenly became all ‘backward racist redneck douchebags.’

  12. Arachne says:

    By all means, CHUCK, please go to downtown Chicago, Detroit and Baltimore and deliver your dumbass lecture on gun ownership. In fact, you don’t even have to take your Arrogant Asshole show on the road – just cruise into the barrio or South Central and deliver your pompous pronouncements.

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot doesn’t even have to go to Chicago, Detroit, or Baltimore. Just put him on a Metro bus to Crenshaw Blvd where he can tell all the locals that they can’t rob him and shoot him because he played with George Duke

      • Arachne says:

        And Stanley Clarke and Al Jarreau! Oddly, both them are still touring and oddly, the Jazzy Fat Man and his ax aren’t on stage with them. Nor was he in studio for the tribute album.

        My guess is the hip hop brigade of SoCal hasn’t heard of any of them. But by all means, My Little Ponytail should start the dialogue goin’!!

  13. Octopus says:

    Another day, another bullshit “study” proclaiming that white male college students are on a raping rampage. Rapin’ everthing up in here, especially minorities, gays, and those who self-identify as rape-victims, regardless of anything. It’s a complete fabrication, but it’s frontpage news. 🙄

  14. Octopus says:

    I just wanted Chunky to see this flag flying, so he’ll plotz. 😆

    But seriously…I have no identification or connection to the Confederate flag, and I think it’s kind of insensitive to have it flying over state capitols. The thing is, once it’s abolished, they’re going to fixate on the Next Bad Thing. What might that be? Nobody knows. 😯

  15. Octopus says:

    Ran out of sterno-gas mid-sentence, last night. 😆

    Sure, you love people. They support you, feed and house you, let you camp out in their garages. People are wonderful. Until they turn on you, just because you break the dishwasher or steal a little electricity and wifi.

  16. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Do any of the people who follow circus clowns like Shapiro ever notice their predictions of doom and destruction never come true?
    9 minutes ago
    . @benshapiro, three years ago, declaring the “end of America.” LOL…
    14 minutes ago

    Ben’s are a lot closer than the Climate Change circus clown’s predictions.

  17. windbag says:

    Lefties just don’t get human nature. It’s soiled.

    Things that could be eradicated from the earth if people acted in a certain way:

    child abuse
    unwanted pregnancies
    DWI traffic deaths
    soup kitchens
    Red Cross blood drives

    Those things will always be around, because there’s a thing lefties don’t believe in known as cause and effect. Lefties are anti-science, so they don’t believe in things like actions having consequences. Everything on the list above is a result of someone’s actions, some resulting in good, others resulting in bad.

    Outlawing guns will give you the same results as the “Just Say No” anti-drug campaigns. People will ignore them and do whatever they want, including obtaining guns to break other laws they don’t plan on obeying.

    Lefties are so stupid.

  18. rightymouse says:

    The gerbils are having a field day in his tighty-whities..

  19. Arachne says:

    Is the podcast tonight?

  20. Because says:

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    • trebob says:

      Tell the truth Frank, you’re the dumbest sheep in the whole herd aren’t you?

      Since my Farrakhan video didn’t want to be displayed outside of YouTube, here’s another diddy in honor of our favourite skid mark, Frank.

  21. Because says:

    Ok, who left the screen door open?

  22. Because says:

  23. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  24. pineapple is ready for the next outrage says:

    Rush said today on his radio show that the left is reeking with desperation and is starting to implode.

    Sane people are getting sick of these whack jobs who become more and more desperate as Obummer’s reign comes to an end.

  25. pineapple is ready for the next outrage says:

    Viscous_Slobushka actually said this…….

    “Amazon is still selling this book The Guns of the South”


    It’s a book dumbshit… not a symbol..What the fuck is wrong with you matzo ball brain?

    You do know that Barns and Noble sells Mein Kampf right?

    The 1939 Edition (Adolf Hitler) Hardcover $24.99

    You should stick to burning pies stupid.

  26. […] They are demanding, of course, that since banning the CBE happened so easily, that they can take that same energy and ban guns as well. […]