A big announcement

The Race Detective takes a time out from celebrating the deaths of the Charleston 9 to make a big announcement!

Bob and CJ

Mr. Toot believes he’s back in the big league again!



91 Comments on “A big announcement”

  1. Han Yolo says:

    Co-hosting with Bob Cesca filling in for Chez Pazienza. Minor league transsexual midget mud wrestling has never had it so good!

  2. Because says:

    Next thing you know, he’ll be writing for the Guardian.

  3. Octopus says:

    Bwahahahahahah!! He’s beside himself, with this YUUUGE announcement. 😆

    In other news, Pam is all over the major media outlets, and touring to support her latest NYT bestseller. That bitch. Look at how crazy she is! 😆

    And you, looking so sane and handsome…

  4. Because says:

    And the topic will be…

  5. Octopus says:

    Please to release from the moderation. Thanks you.

  6. ISpeakJive says:

    Bob Cesca writes crap like this smear-mongering piece o’doo-doo. He left out a whole bunch of details that don’t support his case. No wonder he and Chunky are buds.


  7. Because I'm rubber and you're glue says:

  8. Octopus says:

    Sterno Reposado. Aged in reusable plastic drums, with one charred rat thrown into each barrel for flavor. Bottled in bond, behind the Safeway, by true aficionados of fine jellied alcohol. Winner of 20 consecutive annual blind taste-tests, conducted under the auspices of “Blind Hobos Of America.”

    • KGB says:

      Blind taste tests? That’s what happens when the sterno is cut with just a bit too much anti-freeze.

  9. Oh no. You mean I have to listen to that podcast again in order to get the dumbest most hypocritical quotes? Listening to Charles’ voice effing hurts.

    • Octopus says:

      Nobody can listen to Chunky’s pusillanimous mewling and puking for more than a couple of minutes. Not even the basest libturd, in his mother’s basement. Luckily, Bob’s podcast is not listened to by anyone, besides Chunky, Paz’s toothless Mom, and two cats who live with the latter.

  10. Octopus says:

    It doesn’t get any more skull-fucked than that, Ladies And Germs. Good Night!

    • Octopus says:

      Note: I would be embarrassed for Chunky McDumbth, if he wasn’t holding up an empty begging bowl every day on the Info Superhighway, with no pants on, and his pannus hitting the ground in front of him. At a certain point, there is no more embarrassment to be had. Even mockery becomes moot.

    • Bunk X says:

      Democrats founded the KKK.
      Democrats fought against the Abolitionists.
      Democrats fought against the 13th Amendment.
      Democrats enacted and enforced Jim Crow laws.
      Democrats fought against the Civil Rights Act.

      Now they lie and pretend it didn’t happen.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Wow all this time Walter Williams was a white supremacist!

  11. Octopus says:

    Juxtaposition and shit…

    50 minutes ago
    You. Are Stupid.
    51 minutes ago
    Because you are stupid.
    52 minutes ago
    53 minutes ago
    Boeing’s Echo Ranger: Venturing into the Unknown youtu.be/YOD4wSV2D3o
    53 minutes ago
    Crazy people.
    54 minutes ago
    56 minutes ago
    57 minutes ago
    Because you can’t! 😀
    59 minutes ago
    1 hour ago


    Three teens charged with fatal shooting of Kimon Wheeler during North Lawndale robbery
    Posted June 21, 2015, 8:30 p.m. by Jeff Mayes | Leave a comment
    Chicago Sun-Times

    Two teens accused of the shooting death of a 15-year-old Kimon Wheeler were ordered held on high bond amounts Sunday.

    Aaron Bynum, 16, was ordered held on $900,000 and Keon Frazier, 15, was ordered held on $1 million. A 14-year-old boy charged in the shooting did not appear in court Sunday.

    All three were charged with first-degree murder and attempted robbery in the death of Wheeler, who was killed late Wednesday outside a convenience store at 4155 W. Cullerton Ave. in the North Lawndale neighborhood.

    Frazier, of the 1800 block of South Karlov, was with Bynum and the 14-year-old when the three teens announced a robbery, prosecutors allege.
    Read more

    Filed under: Aaron Bynum, Keon Frazier, Kimon Wheeler

    Teen charged with fatal shooting of 16-year-old Jorge Ruiz in Humboldt Park
    Posted June 21, 2015, 8:21 p.m. by Jeff Mayes | Leave a comment
    A teenager has been charged with fatally shooting 16-year-old Jorge Ruiz earlier this year in the Humboldt Park neighborhood on the Northwest Side.

    Officers responding to a call of shots fired about 10:10 p.m. on Feb. 10 in the 1600 block of North Keeler found Ruiz shot several times in an alley, according to Chicago Police and the Cook County medical examiner’s office.

    Ruiz, who lived a block away in the 1700 block of North Keeler, was dead at the scene, authorities said.

    At the time, police said the shooting may have been gang-related.

    On Saturday, police said a teenage boy has been charged as an adult with one count of first-degree murder for the attack. Police would not release his name because he is a minor.

    —Chicago Sun-Times Wire

    Filed under: Jorge Ruiz

    James Jones, son with troubled past, shields mom from gunfire, dies saving her in South Chicago
    Posted June 21, 2015, 8:13 p.m. by Jeff Mayes | Leave a comment
    Chicago Sun-Times

    Most people wouldn’t consider James Jones a good guy. He sold drugs, according to his family. He’d been in prison and was out on parole.

    But Saturday, when a man started shooting at Jones and his mother on the South Side, the 21-year-old covered his mother’s body with his own, shielding her and saving her life, said Dietra Luckett, Jones’ aunt.

    “My sister just so happened to be coming out the front door,” Luckett said. “He took his body and put it on top of her body. He covered her body.”

    Alicia Jones, 46, was wounded but survived. She underwent surgery at Advocate Christ Medical Center.

    Read more

    Filed under: James Jones

    Hammood Dawoudi killed in Chatham shooting that left second man wounded
    Posted June 19, 2015, 5:31 p.m. by Jeff Mayes | Leave a comment

    Hammood Dawoudi was killed and another man was wounded in a shooting inside an apartment in the Chatham neighborhood on the South Side on Thursday night, police said.

    Dawoudi, 23, and a 20-year-old were inside a basement apartment about 9:55 p.m. in the 7900 block of South State when someone knocked on the door and asked for the 20-year-old, officials said.

    When the door was opened, the person outside fired several shots before running away northbound, police said.

    Dawoudi suffered multiple gunshot wounds to the body and was taken to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, where he died at 10:46 p.m., according to police and the Cook County medical examiner’s office.
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    Filed under: Hammood Dawoudi

    Clifton Frye dies weeks after being shot over Facebook comments about slain rapper Young Pappy
    Posted June 19, 2015, 10:39 a.m. by Jeff Mayes | Leave a comment

    Clifton Frye died Thursday of gunshot wounds that prosecutors claim he suffered nearly three weeks ago at the hand of a teenager, upset by Frye’s disparaging Facebook comments about recently slain rapper Young Pappy.

    The rapper, whose real name is Shaquon Thomas, was shot early May 29 in Uptown. Four days later, 17-year-old Germel Dossie allegedly shot Frye over remarks he made about the rapper on Facebook, Cook County prosecutors said at a bond hearing for Dossie last week.

    Frye, of the 1400 block of West Farwell, was pronounced dead Thursday afternoon at Northwestern Memorial Hospital, according to the medical examiner’s office. He had been pronounced brain dead on June 14, but was still technically alive.
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    Filed under: Clifton Frye, Germel Dossie, Shaquon Thomas

    Lynell Simmons killed, two others wounded in Chatham shooting
    Posted June 19, 2015, 9:24 a.m. by Jeff Mayes | Leave a comment

    Lynell L. Simmons died and two other men were wounded in a Thursday afternoon shooting in the South Side Chatham neighborhood.

    The men were standing outside in the 7900 block of South Langley about 3:10 p.m., police News Affairs Officer Veejay Zala said. That’s when a maroon van pulled up, and two men got out out and started firing.

    Simmons, 30, was shot in the abdomen and and was taken to Stroger Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 3:46 p.m., authorities said. Simmons lived in the 700 block of East 62nd Street, the medical examiner’s office said.
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    Filed under: Lynell L. Simmons

    19-year-old Sam Johnson found fatally shot in Uptown alley
    Posted June 18, 2015, 2:45 p.m. by Jeff Mayes | Leave a comment

    Sam L. Johnson was shot to death late Wednesday night in the Uptown neighborhood on the North Side.

    The 19-year-old was found by police in an alley in the 4400 block of North Magnolia about 11:45 p.m. with gunshot wounds to his side, according to police and the Cook County medical examiner’s office.

    Johnson, who lived on the same block where he was found, was taken to Illinois Masonic Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead at 12:24 a.m. Thursday, authorities said.

    Police said the shooting may have been a drive-by attack.

    —Chicago Sun-Times Wire

    Filed under: Sam L. Johnson

    Kimon Wheeler second 15-year-old to be fatally shot in two days in North Lawndale
    Posted June 18, 2015, 9:07 a.m. by Jeff Mayes | Leave a comment

    Kimon Wheeler was shot and killed late Wednesday in the North Lawndale, the second 15-year-old to die from gun violence in the West Side neighborhood in two days.

    Wheeler got into a fight with someone who then pulled a gun and shot him in the back about 10 p.m. in the 4100 block of West Cullerton, according to Chicago Police and the Cook County medical examiner’s office.

    Wheeler, of the 2100 block of West Jackson, was taken to Mount Sinai Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 11:38 p.m., authorities said.

    Just one day earlier, 15-year-old Martese Gentry was fatally shot about 5:35 p.m. in the 1400 block of South Millard.

    —Chicago Sun-Times Wire

    Filed under: Kimon Wheeler, Martese Gentry

    Demetrius Bottom dies after being shot during argument in Greater Grand Crossing
    Posted June 17, 2015, 4:24 p.m. by Jeff Mayes | Leave a comment

    Demetrius R. Bottom, who was shot early Tuesday during an argument in the Greater Grand Crossing neighborhood on the South Side, has died.

    Bottom, 49, was standing outside in the 8000 block of South Maryland about 1 a.m. when someone approached and an altercation ensued, according to police and the Cook County medical examiner’s office.

    He was shot in the side during the encounter, police said.

    Bottom, of the 7900 block of South Maryland, was taken to Advocate Christ Medical Center, where he died at 4:31 a.m., the medical examiner’s office said.

    An autopsy Wednesday found he died of multiple gunshot wounds and ruled his death a homicide.

    —Chicago Sun-Times Wire

    Filed under: Demetrius R. Bottom

    Lawrence Cox fatally shot while sitting in car in North Lawndale
    Posted June 17, 2015, 2:40 p.m. by Jeff Mayes | Leave a comment

    Lawrence M. Cox was talking to someone in car when he was fatally shot Tuesday night in the North Lawndale neighborhood om the West Side.

    The 29-year-old was inside a vehicle talking to someone in the 3400 block of West Madison about 10:05 p.m. when a gunman approached and opened fire, striking Cox in the side of his abdomen, according to police and the Cook County medical examiner’s office.
    Lawrence M. Cox
    Lawrence M. Cox

    Cox, of the 3800 block of West Van Buren, was driven by his friend to the Jesse Brown VA Medical Center, authorities said. He was later transferred to Stroger Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 10:44 p.m.
    Detectives are investigating whether the shooting may have been gang-related.

    —Chicago Sun-Times Wire

    Filed under: Lawrence M. Cox


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    • Abu says:

      Chicago. Run for 100+ years by democrats. Thanks for posting, Octo. This shit is happening within 20 miles of my quiet city. It might be time to purchase some protection now that Obama wants to integrate neighborhoods as he sees fit.
      Will somebody pinch me and tell me this is a bad dream?

    • Dudebro says:

      Octo, you just proved toot’s point. Look at the carnage and death that pervasive white supremacism in the right wing has done in Chicago. Thank GOD tootie is on twitter to expose it!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Why doesn’t @Deray try to do something about THIS?

  12. Voltaire's Crack says:

  13. Bunk X says:

    From downstairs:

    June 21, 2015 at 8:46 pm

    Anyone want to do a “Toot Word Cloud” or a “Toot Bingo Card”?

    “Chuck Johnson” would have to be the Free Space on the bingo card

    Bunk X
    June 21, 2015 at 9:55 pm


    We may need a submission list for Little Green Bingo.
    (5×5) – 1 freespace = 24 open boxes.
    Creating the Bingo Cards is easy, but how to distribute an unknown number of random Bingo Cards to players is a logistical puzzle. “This coming Thursday” is 25 June, so we have a deadline to set it up.

    Or we just set up a generic card and get everyone to track the time between the start of the program to “BINGO!” This is the easy way to go, and since Charles doesn’t read here, he’ll know the key words that he can’t say, and that could be fun, too.

    Hate, hatred
    Racist, racists, racism
    Creationism, creationists
    I, Me and/or My
    Little Green Footballs
    Jim Hoft
    Robert Stacy McCain
    Robert Spencer
    Pamela Geller

    On the other hand, a single card won’t do. On WordPress, we can set up a random array of Bingo Cards that changes with every refresh. I haven’t thought it through, but it sounds like fun.

    Suggestions are welcome. The BRC Searchlight is on.

    • Pakimon says:

      Some more key words:

      Donate, donation
      Bad Craziness
      Block, blocking, blocked
      Code, coding

    • kbdabear says:

      Chuck Johnson has to be on the Free Space since he’ll mention him so many times

      • Arachne says:

        I hope Ginger reads here. Because then he’ll know Fatty’s on the show. He can call in.

      • Because says:

        That would be worth a 50-lb bag of popcorn.

      • Arachne says:

        I have to wonder what Cesspool is thinking. I mean judging from the last appearance. he was a total dud. Can Cesspool do a show for an hour without a sidekick. And how bad are his options in that regard that he literally has to call on Mr. Cut and Paste. Didn’t he learn from the last time.

        And I meant what I said about having your lawyer stand by, Cesspool.

        And be sure to mention the GO FUND ME page.

  14. Arachne says:

    Do they accept phone calls? We can call Cesspool’s show and talk to CHUCK.
    Ready for us, CHUCK?

    Because we know CHUCK has no interlocutor between what passes for his intellect and his mouth, it would not surprise me that he will be unable to control the bullshit he continually spews. While much of the crap he says in social media is borderline libel, I for one just chalk it up to the rampant raging of a failure.

    Say it on a podcast, dumbshit? It becomes genuine slander. Bob, you may want to have your lawyer standing by.

  15. Octopus says:


    Trump isn’t even a viable stalking-horse candidate.

  16. Because says:

    Now for something completely different.

    They need to get Bernie Sanders and Liz Warren to have pow-wow, and smoke peace pipe.


    • Octopus says:

      Favorite Part:

      “It’s about world peace,” Novel told FOX 13 in Salt Lake City. “But I personally believe it’s like a very excellent place to meet people, to network, to become the true you.”

      But by the end of the event, a woman with black dreadlocks whose hippy name is “Hitler” had stabbed a man in the head and shoulder.

      Leilani Novak-Garcia was charged with attempted murder, but prosecutors reduced her charges to aggravated assault after she pleaded “no contest.” The victim told police Hitler’s freakout was “out of character and likely the result of “taking some bad drugs.”

      When your hippy name is “Hitler,” you might be on a bad trip. 😆

      • Because says:

        It’s like to see Icarus Toot go up against the nation that demolished Custer’s army. Oh, man. Cheetos everywhere.

  17. Because says:

    You’ve been doing enough of that, Goose.

    • pineapple is plenty mad at that flag says:

      He should rename his account from “Gus” to “Cryptic Bumper Stickers”

  18. pineapple is plenty mad at that flag says:

    “Take away Mohamed Atta’s symbol.”

    Just kicking words around here.

  19. pineapple is plenty mad at that flag says:


  20. kbdabear says:

    Too bad there won’t be video, we could replay it all over Twitter so that all of Toot’s fans can see the 62 year old fat man looking into the camera with those beady rat eyes looking baffled.

  21. Because says:

    Guus is in the phone book…

    • Octopus says:

      Good! Put the burner phone down, and step away. Take a couple of deep breaths. After the coughing fit subsides, go take a shower at the Y. Get some clean clothes from Goodwill. Go look for a job. 🙂

    • pineapple is plenty mad at that flag says:


      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        In a retard contest between Gus-Gus and Piers Morgan, I’ll take the Limey over the Argentine Nazi-Confederate hybrid.

        Piers is an utter dumbass.

      • Because says:

        In a retard contest between Gus-Gus and Piers Morgan, I’ll take Icarus Toot.

  22. Octopus says:

    Of course he’s a liberal. Just like Bill Ayers.


    Q: What’s the difference between Bill Ayers and Dylann Roof?
    A: Dylann Roof isn’t a friend and colleague of an American president who enjoyed a cushy life in academia before retiring to life as the kind of author who’s invited on-the-air by the mainstream media to hawk his books.

    Other than that, both of these pigs share much in common.

    Bill Ayers is an unrepentant domestic terrorist.

    Dylann Roof is an unrepentant domestic terrorist.

    Bill Ayers despises America.

    Dylann Roof despises America.

    Bill Ayers’s terror group The Weather Underground targeted and murdered innocent people.

    Dylann Roof targeted and murdered innocent people.

    Bill Ayers used murder and violence and terror as a weapon for political change.

    Dylann Roof used murder and violence and terror as a weapon for political change.

    Bill Ayers wanted a race war.

    Dylann Roof wants a race war.

    • Daedalus says:

      Dylann is a leftist of the National Socialist variety.

      • Because says:

        Actually, the more we find out, the more it looks like political ideology was just a rationale. Apparently, he had a ‘thing’ for a white woman who was dating a black guy.

        Funny, I had a hunch that was going to turn out to be the case.

  23. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Wow I’m surprised. So what’s that pay?

  24. Because says:

    The flag, boss! The flag!

    • Because says:

      See, race is complicated, but flags is something Toot understands.

    • ChenZhen says:

      If I were CJ, I’d stay far, far away from any news stories involving flags.

      • Because says:

        Look at both twitter feeds >>>>>
        😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

        Finally, something they can twitjaculate about over and over without running dry.

    • Octopus says:

      No, they aren’t. They really don’t give a crap about the Confederate flag, which is such a potent totem to race-baiters and Civil War re-enactors. Besides, you’ve been saying they already are batshit insane for six years, after claiming the moonbat Left was batshit insane for eight years before that. A state flag isn’t going to set off new calls for secession, you fat dunce. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      So tell me, FATTY, will you be taking credit for this?

    • Pakimon says:


      Three more key words to add to the list for Little Green Bingo. 😆


      • pineapple is plenty mad at that flag says:

        Announcing for the umpteenth friggin’ time why Toot left the right, will get me to do a shot.

        Toot can’t go longer than two weeks or so without announcing it. It’s an automatic “eyeroll”.

  25. Because says:

  26. Pakimon says:

    If Little Green Bingo is too problematic to implement by Thursday, just post a list of the key words as a thread and turn it into a drinking game.

    Just hope everyone who plays has a sick day handy to deal with the hangover on Friday.

    On the other hand, after the podcast, we can play the “Tweet like Gus” game. 😆

  27. Octopus says:


    Will the quilt contain a section in commemoration of the ambassador and SEALS, killed in the Benghazi Spontaneous Video Protest? How about a portion detailing the Clinton Foundation’s proceeds, including massive fees charged to charitable organizations?

    It is to barf.