The Race Detective takes advantage of a Tragedy

Mr. Toot’s dream came through, a Neo-Nazi committed an atrocity. Instead of mourning the victims, The Race Detective is bragging about how he has focused on the Nazi threat.

Mr. Toot, you are an evil, narcissistic piece of trash who makes it all about you. Have you no common decency, Charles?

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248 Comments on “The Race Detective takes advantage of a Tragedy”

  1. Arachne says:

    I always love to see the losers who respond to CHUCK’s self-aggrandizing tweeting about all he does, which is nothing. What, precisely has all his “calling out” done? Where is he on the front lines? Load of bullshit.

    But the people who answer him – not a single person with any clout. Every one of these “responders” are people who can’t even get the people to follow them back. 150K tweets and a follower count like Gus. Sorry, but no one gives a shit what they have to say either.

    BTW, has Cesspool stopped appearing the CHUCK’s timeline? I haven’t seen it.

  2. Oh the hyperbole!

    Back from the brink…. of what?

    And all he did was ban everybody whose comments he didn’t like. Thousands of them.

    • Because they were insane. Like you.

      Decades of GOP pandering to ignorant schmucks like you result in tragedies like Charleston.

      Teabaggers, dittoheads, Pam Geller and Robert Spencer readers, and the pooiticians and talk show hosts who depend on them are ultimately responsible for this.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        So why did he run a blog for insane racists again as recently as ’09? Has he ever apologized for being a racist back then? No, he simply blames everyone else and calls them racists. How was a grown man misled innocently into being a racist and bigot from ’01 to 08? Was he a fraud then or is he one now? Let us know after you get done making love to your hand Fappy.

      • Arachne says:

        I feel for CHUCK. Frabby’s too busy with his new jailhouse boyfriend Spike to put his head up CHUCK’s ass to keep it warm.

      • Charles, explain exactly how everyone but the individual who actually pulled the trigger is responsible? You, and your fellow traveling clowns, are big on accusations but hopelessly bereft of actual data and facts. Your ignorance and stupidity are now exposed to public. It must really suck to be you.

      • Octopus says:

        “Pooiticians,” he said. See, I told you Chunky was obsessed with poo. To the zoo, or maybe a nice horse farm with him. He needs to get into the hands-on manure business.

      • pineapple says:

        Stabby, I’m listening to Rush today so I can get in on the ground floor of the next tragedy, I missed the last one.

    • Arachne says:

      Back from the brink? Is he serious? He has what – 12 commenters and dead threads. Threads so ridiculous that they go off topic by comment 10? A GoFundMe page that has barely reached 25% of its goal after a month and a half? A blog NO ONE really references anymore?

      Yeah, you’re a success.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        He rescued his blog back from the brink of massive popularity.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s true. Just when others were discovering you could monetize a popular blog and make a handsome living from it, he swallowed the moonbat grenade. DOH!! 😆

      • pineapple will always be proud to be kafir says:

        “moonbat grenade”

        That’s a keeper.

      • Because olo says:

        He swallowed the creationist grenade first. This all started when he couldn’t swallow religious tolerance. The beginning of the end was his ideological cleansing.

        He could handle the “nuke Mecca” talk. But the creationism pill just wouldn’t go down.

  3. Arachne says:

    I think it’s time for the resident sex offender to be shown the door.
    There’s a point where the shit that comes out of his mouth is too much.
    Red pen time I think, Frankie.

  4. PeteP says:

    What an opportunistic scumbag. He lumps in a deranged racist (and probably insane) killer with the entire conservative movement while claiming “I told you so”.

    Never let a crisis go to waste, eh Chuck?

  5. Captain Death says:

    Meanwhile 14 blacks were killed last weekend in Chicago. Not a word from Mr. Toot or Obama.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      That’s OK. They’re just having a plain old gang turf drug war. That’s not racially motivated. But if the police try to interfere, then that is racially motivated and only then BLM.

      Social Justice!!!!

    • Daedalus says:

      Honestly neither Obama nor Mr. Toot care about the 9 people killed in Charleston. Since when does the Left care about dead Christians?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      A thousand people can be murdered in one city, in a year, and they could care less as long as it’s one at a time.

  6. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Wait, Fappystankclair just said “Decades of GOP pandering to ignorant schmucks like you result in tragedies like Charleston.”

    So he’s saying Mr. Toot is at least partially responsible for the Charleston mass murder and any other white on black racially motivated violence from at ’01 to ’08? He pandered to the GOP for 8/10ths of a decade.

    Where’s the apology for all of that Fappy? Why do you follow him even if he is supposedly reformed into a good little SJW now? Surely, his previous monstrousness according to you progturd dimwits can’t be dismissed so easily?

    Or maybe you just ape the same infantile hyperbolic SJW BS as Mr. Toot that he surely doesn’t truly believe himself. His intent is to viciously smear lots of good people because he is on a perpetual mission of vengeance. He went scorched Earth and paid for it with his blog in shambles, and so few suckers to swindle money from it he has to go to GoFundMe and pretend his lies and shit-headedness are “good works”.

    Meanwhile Pam Geller pays herself close to $200,000 a year as head of her charity foundation. And her charity helps Muslim women and girls in countries abroad who have been abused and oppressed under Islam. Who does Mr. Toot help except himself to other people’s money and to spread SJW moron lies?

  7. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    More people than ever are now hearing about the Chuck Johnson floor-pooping rumor huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/19/chu…
    9 hours ago

    Look at the good works! GoFundMe!!! Hit the tip jar! Pay me to turn off the popups I put there! Go make money at your J.O.B. and then moronically pay it to me to stay home and be the asshole that starts shit on the internet!!

  8. Juan Epstein says:

    Brevik.

  9. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Clinton goes on Comedy tour:

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/226888-unreal-hillary-clinton-blames-donald-trumps-announcement-speech-for-charleston-shooting/

    Teh Trump is Teh Racist!!!! Who nude? SJW troothiness at its finest.

    • Because says:

      Der Donald does have a lot of twitter followers. If Twitter were around in the ’30s, Der Fuhrer would have had a lot of twits, too.

      Geometric logic. It’s as solid a climate science.

  10. Juan Epstein says:

    STOP FUNDRAISING OFF THE DEAD AND DONATE TO THE CHURCH, C-DAWG.

  11. Because says:

    • Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      The AGW-dumbasses are obsessed with the sight of melting glacial ice, which is a process that has been occurring out of human sight for millions of years. Just ask the Titanic, about icebergs floating around the ocean after calving off. You’d think Leo DiCaprio would be on top of the issue.

      It doesn’t matter to them that polar ice has actually increased in mass, since we started doing precise measurement a couple of decades ago. It doesn’t matter that the atmosphere has been cooling, for the past decade. De heats, dey be hidin’ in de vasty deeps. Purty soon, dey gone GETCHA!

  12. Octopus says:

    Posted this last night, after everyone decent went to bed: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/06/18/sources-clinton-confidant-who-sent-libya-memos-being-paid-200g-by-brock-network/

    This story needs to get some play, so Fatass is forced to double-down again on his Benghazi Boogaloo nontroversy angle. I smell smoke again, over by the fireworks factory. It’s probably nothing.

  13. Octopus says:

    Garage Boy is in daily combat with libturded Tweeters, these days. The worm has turned in some respect, as even this drunken, worthless stumblebum can see how insane the Left has gotten on every issue. 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    I heard the Charleston scumbag listed “Creationist lunatics” among the reasons for killing the churchgoers. Why hasn’t Chunky addressed his own complicity in this atrocity?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Seriously????? OMG.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      You mean deranged creationist lunatics Mr. Toots says there’s no use even trying to talk? And what might some young like-minded schizophrenic with access to guns take from that?? I think we saw the results.

      Mr. Toots you can turn yourself in down at the local Culver City PD.

    • Because says:

      He also said that his objective was the same as Charles Manson’s. Doesn’t that make him hip and edgy?

  15. Octopus says:

    He’s donated another $20 to himself, anonymously. Oh, man. This is painful to watch. 😆

    $20
    Anonymous
    20 hours ago

    11$27
    A Cranky One
    1 day ago
    Let’s get this ball rolling again.

    $10
    Amy PritchardSwiney
    5 days ago

    $10
    Marcy Tinkey
    7 days ago
    Thanks for all you do!!!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I picture 2 very small women, 90 lbs at most, with bird-like claw hands and squeeky, whiney (swiney!) voices.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I think they’re all him. Who names there kid Marcy Tinkey?

      • Because says:

        I dunno. Who names their kid Dylann Storm Roof?

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        I know. Whatever happened to decent murderer names. Like Lee Harvey Oswald. Or Charles Manson. Or Jeffrey Dahmer. There’s no extra F in Jeffrey. There’s no middle names that are weather events.

  16. Octopus says:

    You would think the New Hotness of his website-redesign, with the two huge green GoFundMe buttons at the top of the page, would have limbered up the old finance firehose. But…nothing. Not a drop, from the blogosphere. It’s almost as if he’s operating in a vacuum, or a Cone Of Silence.

    Except for us. We think you’re groovy, Chunky. Awesome web design, btw. Ground-breaking codehead masterpiece, right there. If only people would look upon it, and be amazed…where is everybody?! 😯

  17. PeteP says:

    Daedalus, I haven’t seen anything yet that indicates the shooter was a neo-Nazi or tied to any white supremacist group.

    I’m sure the Race Detective is frantically looking to make that connection but it doesn’t look like one has been found yet although it’s still early.

    • Daedalusd says:

      Yes, the FBI found Skinhead and white Supremacist material in his home. His friend said he hated Blacks and wanted to start a race war. He was not with any group, but shared the ideology.

      • Because says:

        That’s all Toot needs. He’s not a member of any group, but he’s connected by the internet.

        But perish the thought that certain websites and twitter accounts may be egging on junior jihadis to engage in terrorism.

      • Because says:

        I mean, could you imagine how much worse the carnage would have been if Ginger wasn’t banned?

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        But according to a comment above the murderer was also vehemently anti-creationist. Making Mr. Tooty’s regular and vitriolic denunciations of creationists fuel for the lunatic’s violent rage. At least by his own idiotic reasoning he uses to bash the right.

  18. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Brian Williams Expected to Remain at NBCU but Not as ‘Nightly News’ Anchor lgf.bz/1QF2qky
    39 minutes ago

    A big win for libtard BW mancrusher liars like Mr. Toot!!!

    And he is slowly inching toward the truth in why he lied on those stories. It boils down to his basically being an egotistical yet insecure jerk. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/06/19/brian-williams-nbc-today-anchor-apologizes/28971565/

    And I think Lester Holt does a fine job and generally doesn’t annoy me and deserves the permanent job. Why hasn’t Toot stepped up in support of this fine black anchor? Oh right because he doubled down in defense of a lying nasally white guy. Bad SJW form.

  19. Because olo says:

  20. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Awsome! Preezydunce Obungle has presided over 6 solid years of Fed market manipulation so that business and market experts have this to say about it:

    Carl Icahn (net worth $23 billion):

    My comments re Donald Trump running for President & wanting to nominate me for the Secretary of Treasury

    I was extremely surprised to learn that Donald was running for President and even more surprised that he stated he would make me Secretary of Treasury. I am flattered but do not get up early enough in the morning to accept this opportunity.

    There are others much more knowledgeable than I concerning Presidential elections. I will therefore decline to opine on his chances. But I am knowledgeable concerning markets and believe Donald is completely correct to be concerned that we have “a big fat bubble coming up. We have artificially induced low interest rates.”

    I personally believe we are sailing in dangerous unchartered waters. I can only hope we get to shore safely. Never in the history of the Federal Reserve have interest rates been artificially held down for so long at the extremely low rates existing today. I applaud Donald for speaking out on this issue – more people should.

    Didn’t Mr. Toot who has a stagnant GoFundMe swindler account and backs the Hillbag who has a crooked slush fund call Trump a clown?

  21. Because olo says:

    Pertent to nothing in particular, this is an interesting comment from Toot’s past.

    5087147
    Charles 2008-04-02 13:10:44

    Although I feel sympathy for Obama having to put up with annoying people, and would probably act very much the same way myself, let’s not forget he’s supposed to be running for President. If he can’t deal with an annoying bozo wanting a photo, how’s he going to deal with Iran wanting nukes?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Answer: Send his horse faced and annoying SoS to pretend there’s negotiations while they build the bomb. Then go play golf and party with Prince.

  22. pineapple says:

    goddamned frank found a “rare black conservative” on Twitter.

    frank says he “sucks” because he supports the ideals of people (whites) that hate him for being black therefore a traitor to his race or something.

    It’s hard to decipher frank’s posts, they are so weird and flowery, but it’s clear that godamnedfrank is a racist and a bigot.

  23. Because olo says:

    Peevish, peevish, peevish.

    7762843
    Charles 2009-10-02 22:07:44

    31,997 comments by ‘American Infidel’, nuked.

    7762859
    Charles 2009-10-02 22:14:25

    5,728 comments by ‘bigel’, nuked.

    7793607
    Charles 2009-10-14 08:48:21

    All of the comments posted at LGF by buzzsawmonkey have been nuked.

    7915152
    Charles 2009-12-02 12:01:18

    Iron Fist’s 26,000 comments are now nuked. Maybe now people will stop using his deranged ravings to smear me.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Right. 31,996 was fine but 31,997 went too far!!

    • Because olo says:

      I think there were quite a few “nuke Mecca” comments in those blast zones, that he let stand until 2009. Now they’re just isotopes.

  24. Because olo says:

    Eww. That picture at Drudge is downright pornographic.

  25. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Jon Stewart Gets Serious on the Charleston Church Shooting lgf.bz/1LnRjpk
    59 minutes ago

    Because it’s important to get the short Jewish libturd comedian view on this. Ya see all the GOP candidates are clowns but Fatso thinks an actual clown’s “serious” opinion worth posting on his broken down website.

    I haven’t read it but I’m sure it goes something like this: The right wing’s rhetoric is so toxic and mean and racist that it’s their fault. Examples given = 0.

  26. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    The LGF line:

    White kid kills 9 in Church for being black = Terrorist

    Chechen Muslims blow up Boston Marathon killing 2, dismembering and injuring hundreds more, murder a policeman = Probably just conservative gun nutz

  27. Because olo says:

    • Because olo says:

      And for the record, if you want to see some unhinged hatred and bigotry, look at the comments on the left-wing sites about Haley’s speech.

      No, I’m not going to provide examples, because according to Toot, you that’s not done on the internet.

    • Arachne says:

      BTW CHUCK, will you be addressing the scumbag shooter’s hatred for Creationists? Certainly that’s an issue, isn’t it? Because off the top of my head, I can only think of one nasty piece of work that continually berates creationists. Wonder who that could be?

      Edited because Octo’s was being sarcastic. I apologize to intolerant evolutionists everywhere.

      • Daedalus says:

        What Toot does not get is that Neo-Nazi/White Supremacists types hate Christianity. They view it as a Jewish invention to hold white people down. It’s not a contradiction to say this was an anti-Christian and racial attack.

      • Because olo says:

        Where’s the uptwinkle button?

  28. Because olo says:

    Drink!

    • Arachne says:

      He is only known as the Stupidest Man on the Internet to YOU, CHUCK – and you the morons who read your shit. Stop pretending that everyone on the web thinks like you.

      To the rest of us, YOU are the Stupidest Man on the Internet.

  29. pineapple says:

    In reference to a judge setting bail…..

    Sergey says……. “I don’t get the US law
    o_o.”

    In other words, Sergey doesn’t get the whole “innocent until proven guilty” constitution thing.

    Difficult concepts for those raised in the USSR I guess.

  30. Because olo says:

    Among other things, it was, dipstick.

    • Arachne says:

      The Human Stain strikes again.
      And he gets a fouler response from Barry Schwartz, the Human SHIT Stain.

  31. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Here’s Boeing’s new 787-9 Dreamliner practicing for the Paris Air Show. The video is tri-view so you can see the whole plane, the cockpit or the front window view. It takes off straight up. blob:https%3A//www.youtube.com/e1142457-275a-48da-9d6f-17b953950c3b

    That’s probably how Mr. Toot envisioned his new page makeover with the giant GoFundMe button affecting his net worth. Instead it looked like this. http://38.media.tumblr.com/61c48aba9081bff24a477b38e95ab56e/tumblr_inline_nkydlpCm1y1qzgziy.gif

  32. Octopus says:

    Er…I was just kidding about Dylann Roof being anti-Creationist, above. Just drawing a Chunky-esque conclusion, since Roof attacked Christians studying a decidedly-Creationist document. I doubt if the little mook knows what Creationism means.

    • Because olo says:

      At that age, they know everything. And can look it all up on the innernet.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh dear….. Sarc tags Octo….sarc tags.

      • Octopus says:

        Sorry about that. On the other hand, we don’t know for sure how Roof feels about Creationists. He might be just as intolerant as Chunky, or even more so, since Fatass makes an exception for Muslims.

  33. Because olo says:

    Dude. Pace the sterno.

    • Because olo says:

      Or Centruylink. In 20 years, there won’t be any wired anything. What isn’t wireless 6G will be fiber optics provided by the power company. The cable and landline companies are already dead. They just don’t realize it yet.

  34. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Why Is Fox News Denying Racism Was the Motive In Charleston? lgf.bz/1Bt5M2W
    19 minutes ago

    Uh, because you’re a delusional idiot?

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/06/19/survivors-charleston-church-shooting-played-dead-friends-say/

    “He said blacks were taking over the world. Someone needed to do something about it for the white race,” Meek said, adding that the friends were getting drunk on vodka. “He said he wanted segregation between whites and blacks. I said, ‘That’s not the way it should be.’ But he kept talking about it.”

    Dalton Tyler, Roof’s roommate, told ABC News that Roof had been “planning something like [the shooting] for six months.”

    “He was big into segregation and other stuff,” Tyler said. “He said he wanted to start a civil war. He said he was going to do something like that and then kill himself.”

    Tyler told The New York Times that he did not take Roof’s statements seriously.

    “I was just like, ‘You’re stupid,'” Mr. Tyler said. “He was a racist; but I don’t judge people.”

    Also this quote that people were going ape shit about on Twitter was actually from one of the killer’s I guess now former friend who is black. Not some clueless honky:

    “I never thought he’d do something like this,” said high school friend Antonio Metze, 19, who is black. “He had black friends.”

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/06/19/survivors-charleston-church-shooting-played-dead-friends-say/

    • kbdabear says:

      What, he had black friends just like Mr Toot? Why, I thought having black friends like Al Jarreau and Stanley Clarke meant it was UNPOSSIBLE for Toot to be a racist! Maybe that’s why Ollie Willis didn’t buy Toot’s “NOT A RACIST” references

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Wow. From scoundrel to hero just like that. Although he doesn’t have Tsarnaev’s swarthy god looks so he might not have as many left wing fan girls swooning. Plus he forgot to kill a cop.

  35. Because olo says:

    Toot flatulates:

    Here’s the actual quote:

    “By the way, evil knows no color. My grandmother Alberta King was shot down and killed by a crazed black man while playing the organ in Ebenezer Church in Atlanta in 1974. My mother Naomi King, Daddy AD’s wife was in the ambulance with BigMama when she died. We didn’t riot, we prayed. Decisive prayerful and positive action is needed now! Granddaddy King said pray and forgive.”

    So, “evil knows no color” gets morphed into “downplaying race”. Evil is actually little and green.

    • Arachne says:

      Frankly Fatass, SHE has the moral aurhoriry here, not your pandering lily White ass. And your new buddy Willis has lost ALL credibility here so if you are trying to appeal to him, save your breath. We took his ass apart two days she.

  36. Arachne says:

    Perhaps CHUCK and his grave-dancing ghouls would like to comment on the hate posted by some “fun-loving liberals” on this story about an Evangelical Group Meeting needing to be evacuated because of a credible bomb threat. Unlike YOU, shit stain, I will be happy to provide a link:

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/faith-freedom-conference-disrupted-by-bomb-threat/

  37. kbdabear says:

    So what part of the comment did Toot cut out to come to this accusation?

    Toot is notorious for twisting comments to smear his enemies, then if a comment he makes is thrown at him, he denies ever saying it, and when shown his own comment he claims he was “paraphrasing”

  38. kbdabear says:

    “Do an article”… I’m sorry, if I hold a laugh back any more my teeth will explode.

    “Stupidest Man on the Internet, blah blah Stoopid Hater yadda yadda RWNJ bleh bleh cut and paste and put words in his mouth.

    Toot, without cut and paste you couldn’t crank out a fourth grader’s “What I did for Summer” theme

    • Octopus says:

      Nothing stupider than one of Chunky’s cut-and-paste “articles.” 😆

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      No thanks. We don’t want to smell your farticle about somebody pooped on the floor.

    • Minnow says:

      What a phony Barry. “I’m going to do an article on this because I just saw your reference to something juicy and I want you to think I am that on the ball that I saw it before you.”

  39. Octopus says:

    Careful with the flag references, Garage Boy. Chunky is still smarting from his last humiliation in that area.

  40. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh.

    I think that’s unauthorized badspeak.

  41. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

  42. Because says:

    Ok. Goose. Time for an intervention. The sterno is going into the locked trunk until you sober up and stay clean for 24 hours.

  43. Because says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Can you just SMELL the self-righteousness? There’s not one ounce of sincere grief or shock over this atrocity from Gussy or from Fatso. Bah………

      • Juan Epstein says:

        Palestinianization of the left.

        Believe rumors and lies.

        When it real happens, celebrate.

      • rightymouse says:

        Also, deflect, deflect, deflect…. It’s not the crazy murderer’s fault. It’s Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, the NRA, Republicans and the Tea Party. Good Lord. These people are freaking mental.

  44. rightymouse says:

    Stop. Just stop.

  45. Because says:

    • Because says:

      As opposed to:

      7851770
      Charles 2009-11-06 09:46:15

      Please note:It has NOT been confirmed that Hasan shouted “Allah akbar” during the shootings, and it has NOT been confirmed that he posted comments on the Internet about suicide bombings.These claims are not substantiated.

    • Minnow says:

      Barry, you ought to invest in some remedial reading courses.

      Tragedy: “an event causing great suffering, destruction, and distress, such as a serious accident, crime, or natural catastrophe”

      let’s see…. “crime”…. “tragedy”….. yeah…. it works. It WAS a tragedy idiot.

    • Minnow says:

      It has not been 100% confirmed that Barry is an idiot, but the drool (with cheeto bits) running down his chin and his lolling jaw is almost a dead giveaway….

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • Arachne says:

      Shitbag trolling for retweets and followers. Oh and money.

  46. Octopus says:

    The Unicorn Messiah has been such an overwhelming success, with the full backing and protection of the self-identified Liberal MSM, Americans now have lost confidence in…everything. Thanks, Obama! And thanks also to you, Libturd Nation.

    http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/ken-walshs-washington/2015/06/17/americans-have-lost-confidence-in-everything

  47. Octopus says:

  48. Because says:

    Ready … aim … tweet.

    • Minnow says:

      Oh Barry, I would LOVE to give you 12-INCHES of commentary, but Barry you ditched me way back when because I represent a threat to you – Bitch.

      You BLOCKED me Bary before I could even give you a disparaging word.

      But, have no fear, Barry – I am sure your NEW (lights flashing) blog is award winning and will make you tons of money!!!!

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      • Because says:

        In a moment of weakness, I looked with my browser condom on. Damn near crashed the browser.

        The beg buttons sure are prominent.

      • Minnow says:

        I haven’t looked yet because my dick has been swinging back and forth so mightily….

        Will I look?

        Naaaaaahhhh….

        Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

  49. Minnow says:

    Jeb Bush “I embrace reduction of carbon emissions”.

    translated:

    “”My balls were chopped off by Hillary two years ago.”

  50. Minnow says:

    Don’t worry Jeb…. you are the last person I would vote for.

  51. Minnow says:

    Jeb, little hint…. you go take a cowboy boot and do the Angela Merkels approach as now seen on Drudge….

    but no… I still won’t vote for you…..

  52. Because says:

    He’s fixing to sue you.

    • Because says:

      At least he has a paradigm. All you have is a paranickels.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s armed and dangerous, Chunky. You’d better go check the perimeter. 😯

      • Because says:

        Toot-330 to Goose-802. Toot-330 to Goose-802. Intelligence reports Ginger in Sector 7. Repeat. Intelligence reports Ginger in Sector 7. Are you currently taking dump in Sector 7? Roger Wilco over and out.

        Goose-802 to Toot-330. Goose-802 to Toot-330. Dump successful. Sector 7 mined. No Gingers. That is all. 10-4.

  53. Because says:

    Here’s an idea, Toot. Make it for your target market, and make sure it works on Obamaphones.

    • Octopus says:

      Wait….he still hasn’t unleashed his latest monstrosity on the internet? He announced it was rolling out three days ago. 😆

      Of course it’s going to be spectacular, and a raging success. Like the HIndenberg. Huge manatees, fireworks, the whole program. Can’t wait!

      • Because says:

        He’s got it at an alternate url. It’s facelifted, but under the hood, it’s the same old schmutzware.

    • Minnow says:

      is he describing his fat ass?

  54. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      What a brave thing to say. Takes a bold intellect, to go down that wormhole. Fortify with Sterno, is the takeaway. The Tweetworld is a scary place, around midnight.

  55. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/226925-breaking-families-speak-at-bond-hearing-give-some-of-the-most-beautiful-words-ever/

    Incredible forgiveness of victim’s family members shows off class and strength of Christians. Something scumbag leftist atheists like Mr. Toot and weak minded followers could never understand.

  56. JimboXL says:

    Apparently progressives have a flaw that prevents them from perceiving a terrorist attack unless the attacker’s skin color is white. Muslims with AKs and body armor going to kill as many people as possible, but fortunately getting smoked was just a “reaction” to a cartoon. It was quite astonishing to behold progressives’ reaction after that attack, they seemed down that the Muslim killers were wasted before they killed anyone. Too bad this scum racist killer didn’t get smoked beforehand as well.

    The funniest moments on the blogosphere right now involve any progressive giving a lecture on what constitutes a “terrorist attack.” But it is even funnier when they then put out the begging cup for change to help fight them right-winguurs.

    • Minnow says:

      yes…. or the deranged moslem douchebag at Ft Hood who (while yelling allahu-snackbar) shoots dozens of people…. why – that is just workplace violence donchyaknow…. that could NEVER be classified as a terrorist act. Nope. No way… isn’t Senator Kerry handsome?

  57. Octopus says:

    http://theothermccain.com/2015/06/19/dylann-roof-south-carolina-shooting-suspect/

    RS McCain, who used to occasionally bat Chunky around like a cat playing with a very fat mouse-toy, did the best single piece on understanding Dylann “Helter Skelter” Roof that I could find. Full of facts and testimony from people who knew the sick fuck, along with condemnations from several conservative bloggers — the ones Fatass accuses of allowing, nay, encouraging racist approbation for this act of insane nihilism. Look at the way thoughtful people dealt with this tragedy, and compare it to the mindless mud-slinging and strawman-burning done by the Left, and our own Chunky McDumbth.

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles’ breathless hysteria and hyperbole coupled with his delusional and overinflated ego does have a certain comical majesty to it.

      “Thoughtful” is antithesis to the Corpulent Ponytailed Blogger milyo.

      Mindless formulaic bleats about racists, wingnuts, haters, etc. is The Way of The Rotund Jazzy Ponytail.

      And when he’s particularly peevish about an outrageous outrage, he’ll throw in a “fuck” or “fucking” into his bleat to let everyone know he;s serious and not to be trifled with. 🙄 😆

    • Because says:

      I beg to differ. Hippies are collectively guilty of everything, and should be outlawed.

  58. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s begging bowl is still stuck on stupid. Hey! Charles! Your posters are losers & users.

  59. rightymouse says:

    If his skin was any thinner, he’d be invisible……….

    • rightymouse says:

      I made the mistake of looking. What a freaking mess of ads and dreck.

      • Octopus says:

        The bottom-line is, no matter how gussied-up his new page might be, it’s still going to be full of the worst kind of libturded glurge. That’s all he traffics in, nowadays. Add in the fact his new site will be a buggy shitshow, and you begin to understand why people avoid it in droves.

      • dezes157 says:

        I use ad block, so I didn’t see the ads, but I was struck by the fact that it looks like he copied the Gateway Pundit’s format. LOL!

      • Because says:

        A lot of websites (including some worpdress sites) have gone to that two-column frontpage format. Toot’s late to this party, just like all the others.

    • Pakimon says:

      It didn’t take long for Chunkles to start getting peevish, 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      “Unwieldy” and “whimsical”

      I think today’s forecast is “Considerable peevishness this morning with widely scattered sniveling this afternoon”. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Constructive criticism has always been a huge no-no at Chunky’s little fiefdumb. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        He put it out on Twitter for crying out loud. Was he expecting BJ’s or what?
        His site’s a mess. What a hopeless jerkwad.

      • Because says:

        Maybe they’re not all that into hope and change, and just want the saymol?

  60. Pakimon says:

    Wow! He’s getting “serious” , eh?

    I thought he got “serious” yesterday.

    That’s a lot of Jon Stewart “seriousness”!

    I feel better already! 🙄

    • Pakimon says:

      So that’s Jon Stewart’s “serious” face.

      Either that, or he just let loose an especially ripe “brown note”… 😆

  61. Minnow says:

    So Barry, you must be feeling pretty proud and smug about your new whimsically unwieldy web site. It’s a blog right?

    Or is it a high school programming project?

    I was left wondering actually….. but – definitely whimsical. And most certainly unwieldy!!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  62. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    WaPo goes off the deep end with pinheads like Mr. Toot:

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/226981-washington-post-claims-millenials-like-charleston-shooter-are-racists/

    They ignore the thousands of black on white violent crimes AND black on black and then come up with this SJW retard gem.

  63. Because says:

  64. poteen2 says:

    Line up pictures of Roof, Klebold, Harris, Holmes, Lanza.
    See how many a Puddle Poliwog can identify without Wikipedia.
    Should be funny.

    Also, to the Gulag with anyone named Dylan,,,, just to be safe.

    • Because says:

      Uptwinkle button. And to be extra safe, round up anybody with “storm” anything in the name, or their organization. In fact, let’s also round up anybody trying to stir shit up by threatening storms. Bill Nye, turn yourself in.

  65. JimboXL says:

    Did anyone donate to fight right-winguurs and as a complimentary gift, receive a toupee, that plays a pre-recorded pledge of allegiance to global warming and when you pull it off, it has a copy of Obola’s birth certificate printed on the inside?

  66. Because says:

    ahem *** ahem

  67. Because says:

    Oh, you mean kinda like blaming Pam for the jihadi attack?

  68. kbdabear says:

    Have you ever been to South Carolina Toot? You know so much about the people there from your pig sty in Culver City.

    FYI, people from the North are always surprised at how comfortable Southerners are around black people. If you want racial tension, try your own fucking back yard, Toot. I know, I’ve lived in Southern California

    • kbdabear says:

      Yeh Toot, those South Carolina rubes are so racist and misogynist that they have an Indian woman as their governor and a black US Senator.

      How many minority governors has California had, Toot?

      How many minority US Senators, Toot? (Well, if you want to count Jews as non-whites this time, it would be typical of you)

      I can see Toot now… “If you bring up Nikki Haley or Tim Scott, say hello to my block button!”

    • Because says:

      S.C. governor: Minority woman, daughter of immigrants.
      CA governor: Old white guy, son of former governor.

    • Arachne says:

      Right shitbag. South Carolina. That recently elected a. BLACK U.S. Senator. Which is more than California has.

  69. pineapple says:

    Someone posted this on Toot’s blog.

    “No, conservatives don’t think Charleston was an “attack on religion.”
    The vast majority of conservatives know that Mr. Roof is a racist murderer.”

    Fatso responds with this……

    “That’s just completely false.”

    That’s all you get out of Fatso…… some useless declaration that means nothing.

    So easy to explain everything away in his pollyanna world.

    • pineapple says:

      A few posts later he comes up with this goofy explanation.

      “When you have the top Republican politicians, people who are running for President, and Fox News ALL trying to pretend there’s doubt about the racist motivations of Dylann Roof, it’s just laughable to pretend that “The vast majority of conservatives know that Mr. Roof is a racist murderer.”

      If they do know that, they’re doing a damned good job of pretending otherwise.”

      .
      Fatso….. That’s just completely false.

      Man that’s easy……

      • Because says:

        Meanwhile on the left, it wasn’t a deranged punk, it was the Stars and Bars that did it. Or the flag made him do it. Or something.

    • Because says:

      False badthink. Say hello to … where TF did that button go?

  70. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Toot’s such a pathetic hypocrite. He’s never lifted a finger for blacks. He’s never volunteered to help black children read like George Zimmerman. He’s never given money to black charities. He’s never lifted a finger to help blacks on drugs or battered black women or adopted a black child. Yet he sits on the internet all day long and passes negative judgement on all these people, many of whom have actually done those very things. Steve Scalia met with his black constituents when he didn’t even need their votes. Yet he’s supposedly a KKK member to the shit headed lazy worthless lying Toot. I really hope he’s forced into a job at a convenience store and can only post his drivel after he’s worked an eleven hour shift. When he stops talking about blacks and the cops we’ll know someone stuck a gun in his face.

    • Because says:

      He ripped off a black guy for a VW. That’s something…

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Right. The only time he’s been around blacks is when they were signing his paychecks.

      • Minnow says:

        and pretending to like him and calling him Barry n’shit.

        Back before the days of his whimsical, unwieldy website blog high school project thing….

  71. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    http://twitchy.com/2015/06/20/professional-protester-deray-spots-glenn-beck-in-charleston-and-can-tell-hes-an-unpleasant-person/

    So Soros backed agitator McKesson decides Glenn Beck is unpleasant as he watches him pray. McKesson’s just pissed because he’s there to start some shit for real and these maudlin prayin’ types are messing up all the good hatin’ vibes. I’m thinking this might not be a good place to start a race riot. Charleston’s a nice town and your not likely to find any blacks wanting to loot it and burn it down. Hopefully they tell ole Deray to take a hike and Soros has wasted a plane ticket and hotel money.

    Notice Toot didn’t go to SC to show his hate for whites…er I mean support for BLM. Much easier to sit on your ass and spew hate twiddling your fat fingers.

  72. Octopus says:

    http://collegeinsurrection.com/2015/06/u-maryland-prof-blames-american-sniper-for-charleston-shooting/

    It was “American Sniper,” and “other movies that glorify mass-murder,” that caused the Charleston atrocity. Isn’t that special?

    Sorry, Chunky. It wasn’t the Confederate flag. 😦

  73. pineapple says:

    Shitlard_Kreel says…….

    “New page. I think it is one of the most important I have ever posted here.
    Anti-Intellectualism Is Killing America”

    Took a look…. what a joke.

    LGF is so entertaining when they praise idiots like this Shitlard doofus over utter crap like this.

    Hey Shitlard don’t hurt yourself patting yourself on the back so hard….. it’s embarrassing… geez

    .

    Hey “intelligent” assholes….. if you are so smart, why can’t your “collective intelligentsia” gain any traction on gun control? Hmmmm?

    Sit down and shut the fuck up.

    Shitlard, a better page would have been,

    “Why are institutions of higher learning such liberal shitholes?”

    Or….

    “Why does getting an education leave most with lifelong debt?”

  74. Because says:

    It’s the sterno.

  75. pineapple says:

    Speaking of “Stars and Bars” it’s an unknown movie from 1988. It went totally unnoticed.

    It’s a southern slapstick comedy where the lead actor (who is English) runs around the confederate south looking for lost works of art……. he runs around naked after escaping the redneck cops who strip searched him.

    It’s got a Smokey and the Bandit vibe to it. It’s rip-roaring fun.

    The lead actor?

    Daniel Day Lewis

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I’m going to watch it. I skipped through some scenes and saw several funny actors I recognize including Harry Dean Stanton who’s maid is a cantankerous black woman who forces him to be vegetarian because she is and that’s all she’ll cook. In an earlier scene she tells visitors she’ll make them sandwiches and martinis but she doesn’t make beds. LOL!

  76. Sort of out of it, is tweeting any thing like pissing into the wind?

    • Because says:

      Tweeting is like tooting. Tootling is like farting. You can fart in the wind, so draw your own conclusions.

      In Britain, another word for fart is “Trump”. Just remember that next time Der Donald says something tooty.

  77. One thing good going on,, now Charles and all the loon commie waste land agree with the Pope.

    Mind meld.

    • Because says:

      Over at WUWT, comment of the week, probably month, and maybe year:

      Pat Frank June 19, 2015 at 1:51 pm
      Matt Ridley, “These scientists … insist that there are only two ways of thinking about climate change—that it’s real, man-made and dangerous (the right way), or that it’s not happening (the wrong way). But this is a false dichotomy. There is a third possibility: that it’s real, partly man-made and not dangerous.”

      There’s a fourth way, roundly ignored, that is the only scientifically valid and honest way to view climate change, and the effect of human GHG emissions: no one knows what they’re talking about.

      Climate models cannot predict climate, and certainly cannot resolve the effect, if any, of GHG emissions.

      The global surface air temperature record is so riddled with systematic error — systematically ignored by the practitioners — that it cannot be used to determine either the rate or magnitude of recent warming.

      And the consensus method of paleo-temperature reconstruction is no more than pseudo-science decorated with statistics.

      The whole field of consensus climatology lives on negligence. It’s an epidemic of incompetence.
      _____

      Pat’s brilliant. Toot ain’t.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s saved to the archives. There really isn’t much else to say. Well, there’s scornful stuff…we’ll always have that.

      • Because says:

        FYI, Pat’s a chemistry prof at Stanford. I’ve known him from other corners of the internet. Definitely about 16 levels above Bill Nye.

  78. Too, a toot , toot deal.

    China has wasted some $40 Billion in loans by its government owned bank to Venzoolala land of the Hugo type commie loons.

    sweet

    They sell U S junk for the Family Dollar Stores and then they waste the profit propping up dumb ass commies in S. America…..

    sweet as honey

  79. The commies in Greece can not even print money fast enough now.

  80. Charles has no brother that will spare him a dime.

    Sucks to be a dumb ass in front of 3 Billion people who do not know you exist.

    • Minnow says:

      ….or worse yet, to be known to exist as a dumbass for a whimsically unwieldy web site.

  81. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

    Sez the jazzy GED…

  82. Because says:

    New thread, please.

  83. pineapple says:

    I can’t seem to find any photos on LGF of Roof standing on the American Flag.

    Why is that?

  84. Because weeeeeeee says:

  85. Because says:

    Or wearing a Che shirt, Goos?

  86. Arachne says:

    I do love looking at those that respond to the Fatass posts. Losers who can’t even get the people. Who they follow to follow them back.

  87. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Chunk has used his super sleuthing skills to conclude that Dylann Roof is a really bad guy. And hence it’s the right wing’s fault.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/44744_Dylann_Storm_Roofs_Website_Discovered_With_White_Supremacist_Manifesto_and_Photos

    Within the post he doubles down on his false assertion that Fox News didn’t identify him as a racist:

    I’ll conclude by pointing out that so many conservative pundits and Fox News talking heads were desperately trying to pretend there was some question about whether Roof’s horrible crime was racially motivated; now we know for certain that it was. (Not that there was really much doubt anyway, given his statements at the time.)