Mr. Johnson’s heroes

As a member of the Hipster movement, Mr. Toot has a set of heroes that in any other time period wold have merited ridicule. Instead Charles is proud to admire evil people and outright losers!

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FILE - This Nov. 30, 2011 file photo shows television host Jon Stewart during a taping of "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" in New York. The 18th edition of "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations," has just been released, the first for the electronic age and a chance to take in some of the new faces, events and catchphrases of the past 10 years. General editor Geoffrey O'Brien says he has expanded upon the trend set by his predecessor, Justin Kaplan, of incorporating popular culture into an anthology once known for classical citations. Shakespeare and the Bible still reign, but room also has been made for Steve Jobs, Madonna and Michael Moore, Justin Timberlake and Jon Stewart. (AP Photo/Brad Barket, file)

FILE – This Nov. 30, 2011 file photo shows television host Jon Stewart during a taping of “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” in New York. The 18th edition of “Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations,” has just been released, the first for the electronic age and a chance to take in some of the new faces, events and catchphrases of the past 10 years. General editor Geoffrey O’Brien says he has expanded upon the trend set by his predecessor, Justin Kaplan, of incorporating popular culture into an anthology once known for classical citations. Shakespeare and the Bible still reign, but room also has been made for Steve Jobs, Madonna and Michael Moore, Justin Timberlake and Jon Stewart. (AP Photo/Brad Barket, file)

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©Lou Jones/ZUMA Press/MAXPPP - Jun 01, 1995; Somers, CT, USA; Inmates waiting for execution on Death Row. Prisoner MUMIA ABU-JAMAL formerly Wesley Cook, conviced of shooting a Police Officer in a controversial trial. December 18, 2001 Federal judge threw out the death sentence, citing problems with the jury charge and verdict form. The judge upholds the conviction.  Mandatory Credit: Photo by Lou Jones/ZUMA Press. (©) Copyright 1994 by Lou Jones

©Lou Jones/ZUMA Press/MAXPPP – Jun 01, 1995; Somers, CT, USA; Inmates waiting for execution on Death Row. Prisoner MUMIA ABU-JAMAL formerly Wesley Cook, conviced of shooting a Police Officer in a controversial trial. December 18, 2001 Federal judge threw out the death sentence, citing problems with the jury charge and verdict form. The judge upholds the conviction. Mandatory Credit: Photo by Lou Jones/ZUMA Press. (©) Copyright 1994 by Lou Jones

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Nice heroes you have there Mr. Toot!

(Original version of this post appears on Blogmocracy.)

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70 Comments on “Mr. Johnson’s heroes”

  1. Octopus says:

    Nobody. Gives. Any. Fucks. 😆

    • Because microagression trigger warning says:

      Sure we do. This is going to be an epic pratfall. He’s going to suck the entire Internet into his black hole. Unplug your Ethernet cable before you go to bed tonight.

      • Octopus says:

        Of course it will be an abomination of bad coding, slow-loading, buggy as fuck, and rife with pop-ups and Thai ladyboy ads. Probably a GoFundMe shiny green button, too. And he’ll announce it five more times tonight, and then tomorrow, with the “ICYMI.” 😆

        Hey, Fatass? Shatner called. He just wanted to say:


        “Get. A. LIFE!”

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      Should we expect a newer, more vicious, dinger system?

  2. a mango who self identifies as a pineapple just for today says:

    Woops… thread change.

    http://www.isidewith.com/

    I took the quiz and ended up with

    Rand Paul and Marco Rubio both at 83%

    • Octopus says:

      I’m voting for Trump/Oprah.

      • a mango who self identifies as a pineapple just for today says:

        After Obummer that even sounds good.

    • Minnow says:

      I call bullshit. It looks like all roads lead to Rubio.

      This survey is entirely bullshit.

      My opinion.

      Screw Marcelle.

      • Because microagression trigger warning says:

        The big flaw I see are all the “we could not determine xxx’s position” answers, that are automatically counted as disagreement. That means the ones where they could determine all positions will automatically be ranked higher.

        And yeah, Rubio didn’t have any of those.

        Bogus method. they should have just thrown those questions out entirely.

    • Because microagression trigger warning says:

      Shit, I must be a white Hispanic with a German name. I came up with Rubio/Cruz.

      Am I George Zimmerman?

  3. Minnow says:

    Brian Williams to remain at ABC…. cleaning toilets at night.

  4. Minnow says:

    A woman will appear on $10 bill soon…. who? Bruce Jenner?

  5. Minnow says:

    why Hillary wears Ralph Lauren? XXXL sizes.

  6. Minnow says:

    Ralphy Lauren….

    “And his personal narrative — Bronx boy made good — pretty much embodies the American dream. The clothes he sells are, in part, based on the anesthetics of that dream…”

    Yep.

    • Arachne says:

      Who now sells is badly made clothes at incredibly inflated prices. Call me when he has a division at K-Mart rather than Nordstrom.

  7. Because microagression trigger warning says:

  8. Octopus says:

    Shit-for-brains missed the short bus on the latest boondoggle-beclownment.

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/16/meteorologists-dismantle-bill-nyes-alarmist-global-warming-claims/

    It’s coming to an end, Fatass. The Weather Men are refuting the madness. They’ll be coming for you, next.

  9. Minnow says:

    Rachel whatever waited about ten years too long to grab all this attention. Her freshness date reads 2005.

  10. Octopus says:

    Meshuggah Nation! 😯

    • Because microagression trigger warning says:

      For mature adults only! That means go back to you blog, Mr. Toot.

    • Pakimon says:

      The black musicians… I never thought of them as being people.

      If she thought that about the black musicians, I’d hate to think what she thought about the guy noodling on the guitar with the chicken head action! 😮

  11. Pakimon says:

    *ALERT* *ALERT*

    Rotund Ponytailed Blogger Panhandling Page activity detected!

    $27 from a person calling itself A Cranky One with the comment, “Let’s get this ball rolling again.”

    It even got one “like”.

    I wonder from who? 🙄

    Analysis indicates yet another self donation from He Who Is Corpulent, Ponytailed and Peevish.

    “Let’s get this ball rolling again.”

    Yeah…. good luck with that. * facepalm *

    • Arachne says:

      The ball stopped rolling on Day Two. Where has this dick been?

      • Octopus says:

        This dick has been lurking ‘neath the horrible pannus. It’s clearly Cranky Chunky, trying to be “entrepreneurial” by donating a quirky amount to his begging bowl. Have you seen the size of the Green GoFundMe Buttons on his site? The ones nobody pays any attention whatsoever to? Also, he’s lowered the price of his ad-free subscription to $59.95, as there were no takers at the previous price-point.

        Desperate times, desperate measures. Everything must go! Self-esteem, dignity, integrity, popularity, Chimay, salmon popsicles, selfies, comic books, guitars…we’re streamlinin’ this operation, baby! We’re going to focus our appeal on a very select audience. If we can fit said audience into one modest living room, all the better. Pass out the fruit and water, Mata Hairy! Maybe some Old Spice deodorant, too.

  12. Macker says:

    How come selrahC hasn’t called himself Black? Didn’t he inject some of Al Jarreau’s groupies?

  13. Octopus says:

    http://twitter.com/gus_802/statuses/611375856355676161

    If only you had thrown the dice and chosen education over intoxication, eh? What might have been. A great architect? A Maytag repairman? A real social justice warrior, like MLK or JFK? Damn, those guys got more ass than a toilet seat…”the road not taken.” 😦

    • Octopus says:

      Garage Boy is protecting his tweets again, while he sleeps off another humdinger of a Sterno-hangover. You just know he was thinking, last night, “I’ll force my many followers to follow me, instead of getting my wit and wisdom anonymously and silently.” 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    Spotted my first house centipede of the season, this morning. I immediately awarded him the title of Supreme Commander, in charge of Operation Spider. Take the fight to the enemy, General. 👿

  15. Octopus says:

    Lolwut? That’s it?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!

  16. Juan Epstein says:

    Zuckerberg’s a Zionist.

  17. Arachne says:

    The shooter in Charleston has been identified as Dylann Roof. A true shitbag White Supremicist. CHUCK will be having a field day with this one, painting everyone on the right as agreeing with him.

    • Octopus says:

      Will he blame Pam and Robert, too? 😆

      It will be a real show of his mentality, spinning this one to his 11 followers. Hey, maybe Bob will have him back on the podcast, to discuss this and other burning issues of our time? Umm…no.

    • pineapple says:

      Unless this guy is proven to be a mentally disturbed lone wolf whack job, the left will be able to update their Timothy McVeigh, two decade old white terrorist meme.

      • Arachne says:

        ZIP has a photo up of him wearing a jacket with the apartheid flags of Rhodesia and South Africa, which makes me wonder if there’s more here than meets the eye. If he was a true KKK son of the South, I would, sadly, expect to see the Confederate Battle Flag, which these homegrown dirtbags have appropriated.

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot loves shit like this, just like Sharpton and Deray because they came blame the entire white race for one racist scumbag.

      Their only disappointment was that it was a church instead of a mosque.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I thought all racists were supposed to be OLD white men. This guy’s a kid of 21.

  18. Octopus says:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2015/06/17/do-not-foist-brian-williams-on-msnbc/?hpid=z3

    Heheh…WaPo thinks Williams is too damaged even for MSNBC, which has ratings comparable to Chunky’s. How the mighty libturds have fallen. 😆

  19. Octopus says:

    Here we go!

  20. rightymouse says:

    Fatso ain’t gonna like this…

  21. Arachne says:

    GoFundMe now raking in the bucks at the incredible rate of $62 a day!
    I spend that on a whim trip to Target to buy paper towels..

  22. Arachne says:

    Shitbag has been captured in Shelby, NC.

  23. Octopus says:

    Fucking Idiot is ready! 😆

    Note: At no time, will Fatass present any real evidence for his repeated charges of right wing complicity approbation for this despicable act of cowardice. The truth is sordid, after all. He said so himself.

  24. Octopus says:

    Lies, damned lies, statistics…and glamour photography. 😆

  25. pineapple will always be proud to be kafir says:

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