A joke the Social Justice Warrior will not find funny

The below joke will cause the fat government dependent moocher turned Social Justice Warrior we all love to mock to blow his gasket.

Phonies(Hat Tip: Heracles)


114 Comments on “A joke the Social Justice Warrior will not find funny”

  1. Minnow says:

    dat raciss…..

  2. Because olo says:

    One has high cheekbones. Kind of a cheeky argument.

  3. Because olo says:

  4. Arachne says:

    I cannot believe the silliness of the left trying to justify the traveling minstrel show that this trainwreck of a woman is. Now that whole “I drew myself with brown crayons at the age of five” has been totally disputed by her parents.

    I shudder to think CHUCK’s reaction if it was discovered that someone from the right wing was faking being Black to further their career. Endless tweets, endless ICYMI, appropriating of every article written on the left for his blog, endless tweets, endless ICYMI referencing those articles, culminating in “please help fund my exposure of the right by donating to my GoFundMe page.”


    • Because olo says:

      Even more interesting is the split between the white hipster libs and the black libs. The latter group isn’t having any of it. The ones who aren’t laughing their butts off are pissed.

      • Daedalus says:

        The Hipster White Lefties are lecturing the Blacks and the bruthas aint having it. The Blacks are pissed and good for them.

    • Daedalus says:

      Mr. Toot is mad he never thought of passing himself off as Black.

    • Captain Death says:

      Between Rachel Dolezal and the slutty, dumpy granny (Joyce Mitchell) who fucked those two murderers and helped them escape from Dannemora,, this sure has been an interesting 10 days.

  5. rightymouse says:

    Ward Churchill is part of this lying liberal rat pack.

  6. Because olo says:

  7. Because olo says:

    Wasn’t media bias a common theme (cough Rather cough) at the before time LGF?

    Just like the ‘pause’. Poof. Never happened.

    • Arachne says:

      He’s well named “Lumberhead”
      Because that’s what’s occupying his cranium.
      And mighty CHUCK gets no retweets. Because people are all “I just can’t even.”

      • Because olo says:

        Yeah, I wondered about that name. I’m trying to imagine a non-stupid interpretation, and coming up empty.

      • Arachne says:

        Another one of the CHUCK minions that has fewer followers than followed.

  8. Because olo says:

    Well, that explains everything.

  9. Because olo says:

    Off the reservation again…

    Mt. Toot did not approve this message.

  10. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    U b h8 speechin’.

  11. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    At Last, the GOP Clown Car Has Its Bozo: Birther Donald Trump lgf.bz/1QBFXVo
    2 hours ago

    Mr. Toot’s all superior and dismissive of a billionaire media and real estate giant.

  12. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Pam on internet radio: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/06/16/pamela-geller-1010-wins-interview/

    It’s a good listen, as usual.

    • Octopus says:

      She’s so smart, funny and committed to a seriously worthy cause. No wonder Flabalanche can’t handle it. 😆

  13. kbdabear says:

    Toot is right, it was deceptive to send that 10 year old pic of him with Pammy when there are 3 year old pics of Toot that better depict him now

  14. kbdabear says:

    The one where Spock is clean shaven, Sulu doesn’t have a scar on his face, and Toot is a 62 year old fat white man

  15. trebob says:

    OK, here’s a question that I haven’t really seen posited out there in the media:

    If you can self identify as black or woman or a black woman (and we must assume Latino, Asian, Canadian, native American, Tasmanian or whatever) then how does this fit in with affirmative action and quotas? If I have a staff of snowy white European males, but some of them self identify as black and women does that count toward the quotas? If I’m a white male, can I self identify as a black woman for the purposes of getting government contracts? How about tax breaks for woman/minority owned businesses? Can I use my self identified gender/race status to rake in some of that gravy? What if I only feel like I’m part black? Can I be part black, part Latino, part female, part male? How can the government pigeon-hole me into a tick box on a form if I can choose my identity? What about if/when my identity changes?

    So many things have been wrapped up in race over the last 6 years that this could certainly throw a wrench into the works.

  16. Octopus says:

    Wait…you mean the perennially competitive St. Louis Cardinals baseball team is…unscrupulous? NOOOOOOOO!! 😆

    They need to have their wings clipped, imho. A real penalty, that hurts.

  17. Octopus says:

    Blind-drunk pig has found an ACORN (member). 😆

  18. Because olo says:

    Ya sure, ya betcha…

  19. Because olo says:


  20. Octopus says:


    So much funny. 😆

    The insanity of the Left knows no bounds. Witness:

    Ultimately, Rachel Dolezal’s story seems like a story about fear. It expresses the fear all white Americans have, or should have: fear of acknowledging our own cultural history as creators of trauma and inflictors of abuse; fear of acknowledging the guilt inherent in this narrative, and, even more staggeringly, taking on the task of alchemizing guilt into something useful. Dolezal’s story also expresses, in its most redemptive moments, the love and respect she truly seemed to have for African-American culture—and the weakness that allowed her to see it not as a culture she wanted to use her white privilege to advocate for, but as a shelter in which she could hide from herself.

    Unbelievable, but this is the true state of Leftist, Anti-American thought today.

    • rightymouse says:

      What a pile of liberal gibberish nonsense. This passes as intellectual? Good grief.

    • rightymouse says:

      Hubby refuses to listen to anything about this gal. His position is that she’s so completely effed up that anyone trying to make sense out of her personal crazies will sound just as unhinged.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        That sounds about right. I have a couple of relatives that maybe 50% of what comes out of their mouth ISN’T some kind of embellishment. Anything they think you can’t verify is fair game. This chick seems like that.

    • Because olo says:

      “Alchemizing”? There are the “SCIENCE YAY!!!” guys?

      😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Can’t we just call her a bull shitter and move on?

      • Because says:

        I dunno. Have you ever seen her shit a bull?

      • Octopus says:

        That’s different one, of her multiple personalities. Shitting Bull is Native American, of course. Her father is a direct descendant of Black Elk, which also reinforces her blackness. They were Blackfeet, I’m pretty sure.

      • Because says:

        If she’s a Blackfoot, Bruce Jenner is a boy named Sioux.

    • a pineapple who self identifies as a mango says:

      So glad I don’t know any of these ultra liberal assholes in real life.

    • Because says:

      This is about right.

  21. Because rasis says:

    • Yea I saw there was some discussion over there about a total LGF front page redesign. CJ seems to think that the reason his site is slipping in search engine hits is because Google is focusing more on “news” type sites and not “blog” type.

      Thinning content and general activity loss weren’t factors in the discussion. Nor was the fact that his site really is just a cut-and-paste blog for 99% of the articles.

      In any case, be on the lookout for LGF 2.12 or whatever. Probably load even slower.

      • Pakimon says:

        The big question is…

        Will the “redesigned and improved” LGF come with Mouse-Ka-Mania?

      • Abu says:

        Well said, Chen. 🙂

      • Because says:

        What happens when the site gets so bad that the Google spiders give up?

      • You poke fun at the mouse ka mania, but that was some pretty cool stuff back in the day. Maybe his magnum opus. Guaranteed a kickstarter for that would have gotten more than what’s in the gofundme bucket today.

      • Because says:

        Web and Atari are a couple of different games. Unfortunately, there are too many web dinkers out there, like Toot, who don’t grasp that.

        The best thing he could do for that site is completely junk all the dated AJAX claptrap, and use HTML 5 the way it’s supposed to be used. You really don’t need truckloads of javascript to make a web site work.

        I use a JS blocker, and the good sites work just fine.

      • Pakimon says:

        I get Chen’s point.

        Stuff like Mouse-Ka-Mania was pretty cool way back when…

        The hilarity from the poking fun stems from the fact that Chuck couldn’t translate it over to Windows 3.1 and the like where he might have actually made something of it.

        It seems Chuck’s modus operandi is always to be three or four steps behind.

      • Arachne says:

        The thing is, LGF ISN’T really a blog. It’s a poor man’s lefty version of Weasel Zippers – with the biggest difference being that Drew is always careful to put the story link right up front and a “read the story” within the quoted text. Breitbart is a news BLOG – the people there actually write.

        Frankly, no one goes there because it’s just.not.that.interesting. Period. They get tired of the malware, the slow loading, the dumbass ads (heck, there are ads at Zippers but they are not intrusive and do not slow down the site – I guess that’s what a million hits a month will buy you – good ads that people click on; click on one of CHUCK’s ads and God knows what downloads onto your machine).

        I go to HuffPo or Politico if there’s something interesting. I don’t go to TPM or MMFA because they’re bullshit sites. I don’t go to GotNews or some other Right sites because they don’t entertain. Ginger has long annoyed me to the point where in some ways I’m happy to no longer get his ever-bragging tweets. However, I don’t like the reason Twitter used to kick him off – that whole “threatened Deray” was horseshit from the get-go.

      • GoogleStoleMyGoogleRatings says:

        The New LGF Home Page
        What’s the rush?



        1 Charles Johnson
        Jun 14, 2015 1:29:23pm

        I appreciate the feedback – but it’s hardly rushing into anything. The current design has essentially been unchanged for more than 10 years.

        There are some good reasons behind this redesign. For one thing, it lets you quickly see more articles on a single page, and get to a comment section without scrolling down. I think this will tend to keep older comment threads alive a bit longer, instead of everyone moving to the top thread as soon as it’s posted.

        It also means you can see at a glance which threads are the most active.

        And there’s a very good pragmatic reason to redesign too — Google has been rating “blog-like” sites lower in their search results, and it’s going to get even worse in the future. They favor sites that have “magazine” or “newspaper” style front pages, instead of a blog-style long scrolling list of full posts. This is just the way it is; and I can’t ignore it when LGF starts slipping down off the first page of Google results.

        Another factor: I’m personally getting tired of the current look. It’s been a long time since I made a real change in the design, and it seems pretty stale and old-school to me now — cluttered and not very clean, and not very easy to get to the important stuff quickly.

        “Pretty stale and old-school” eh? Just like your avatar, you mean? 😆

        (check out the new-design testpage at: http-littlegreenfootballs-com/weblog/lgf-frontpage.php )

    • Pakimon says:

      Here we go!

      Plaintive bleats from the sycophants about how they’re getting error messages when they try to go to The Bog while Chunk honks on Twitter about how it’s the fault of his “blazing fast new server” and not his f**ked up coding in 5…4…3…2..1 😆

      • Abu says:

        How much for the $80, er, $79.99 LGF ad blocking membership? This lazy bastard always has his hand out looking for donations. The content is the only thing thin at LolGF.

      • Because says:

        He should have gotten th Raspberry Pi server with the ethernet port.

    • Arachne says:

      Check it out – 10 years after the first one, looks like the Swamp held another meet-up!

  22. Because says:

    Thou shalt not speak ill of the Groovy Company.

  23. Because Nazi says:

  24. Because says:


  25. Minnow says:

    Now Rachel Douchebag is arguing that she isn’t convinced that her parents are REALLY her parents.

    This chick should be carted off to the loony bin – and fast.

    Why is the world obsessing on such fraud and self-absorption? Have we, as a society, really fallen to such low levels that this is a bonafide news item?

    Please, world, say “No”.

    • Octopus says:

      Her next stop? Reality TV. If she doesn’t have her own show by this time next year, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. Racist.

  26. Because rolly eyes says:

    • a pineapple who self identifies as a mango says:

      You might be on to something there Fatso …. Katy Perry has nutball crazy parents like that too…… and look what happened to her.

      Oh wait.

    • Minnow says:

      Hey Barry… you are just off the mark again – right where I would expect you to be. So funny!

      There you are, assigning guilt for all of Rachel’s problems to someone else – oh, say – her parents! There you go. That will sell!

      Let’s just sweep under the rug that no functioning, well, adult would ever try to pull the lying, fraudulent shit that Rachel is… and (instead) blame all of her problems on the parents. So typical of an “expert” on parenting that (oop-ack) never had children. Huh Barry?

      Hate to pop your little bubble of sanctimony and self-absorption….. but, that isn’t really how the (well), adult world works. You go on punching that keyboard with those filthy fingers and maybe some twenty something (naive) little girl will believe you.

      But, no.


      “Creationists”, “racists”…..”fanatics”…..

      The same people that raised four (or more?) disadvantaged youth from around the world…..


      • Octopus says:

        Exactly. And while they raised children in a loving environment with Christian principles, Chunky dicked around on his computer or wanked off with soulless noodling on a mis-tuned guitar. How do I know it was out of tune? Because he fucks up everything. And contributes nothing to society, of any value.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      These hideous racists adopted 4 black children.

      Did Chuck miss this detail somehow???

  27. Octopus says:

    I bet Chunky had a hand in writing “Rockin’ In The Free World,” but is too modest to say so. I don’t understand politicians who love America using songs that bash America in their campaigns, but I guess it’s good turnabout and fair play. Bruce got real pissy about “Born In The USA” being played at Reagan rallies. Mellonhead got bitchy and whiny about Walker using “Small Town.” The moonbat-rockers hate it when conservatives like their songs. 😆

    Nonetheless, good on Neil Young for calling out Donald Trump for trying to exploit his work for right wing purposes.
    24 minutes ago
    And if Trump plays only a short clip from the song (8 seconds? not sure) he doesn’t even have to pay publishing fees.
    25 minutes ago
    If Trump pays the publishing fees like a radio station he can use the song all he wants.
    27 minutes ago
    But the fact is that Trump doesn’t need Young’s permission to play that song at his events.
    28 minutes ago
    Neil Young is mad at Donald Trump for using his song “Rockin’ in the Free World,” and I don’t blame him.
    29 minutes ago

    In other news, I read Young’s autobiography last year, and the man is slightly insane, along with being a moonbat par excellence who admits to being high on weed for the past 30 years or so, until recently quitting due to “problems with memory.”

    • Minnow says:

      Who is that you were talking about? The creme from the salmon eclair got all over and shit….

  28. Octopus says:

    I’ve known a lot of women over the years, and today, who would take serious issue with that sentiment. 😆

    Not to mention, lesbian couples buy a LOT of strap-ons. Just ask Fatass.

  29. JimboXL says:

    If I agree with progressives that they evolved from slime underneath a rock would they consider that an insult or an affirmation of their faith?

  30. Minnow says:

    the government telling us that the “debt to income” ratio will hit 107% by 2040…..


    The height of naivete right there.

    Whooooooaaah… 107%!? by 2040?

    Oh man…. I better sell the RV!?

    This country, under the recent Democrat and Republican governments has buried us so deeply in debt that it isn’t even funny.

    107%??? by when??? Oh – by twenty years ago!?


    Such horseshit.

  31. Minnow says:

    It must suck for Michelle and Hillary to lose the entire news week to some low life schmuck who is pretending to be black but isn’t.

    Hillary who?

    Michelle who?

  32. Juan Epstein says:

    Warning: Creationists will turn your children Black.