Oliver Willis, please be my friend!

3 years ago, Oliver Willis gave Mr. Toot an epic smack down and called him an opportunist who jumped ship to support Obama. Today Oliver Willis retweeted Charles, which promoted the latter to be for his friendship!

Mr. Toot’s groveling to win Olver Willis’ acceptance is priceless!

(Hat Tip: Dr. Pineapple)


130 Comments on “Oliver Willis, please be my friend!”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Desperate and pitiful.


  2. Octopus says:

    Speaking of white guilt and whatnot, this is actually pretty funny…

  3. Minnow says:

    Yoohoo Rachel….. the men in the white coats just axed me where you live n shit.

  4. ISpeakJive says:

    She be transblack.

  5. Octopus says:

    Gus is gone, again…

    11 minutes ago
    Damn you.
    12 minutes ago
    Copy, that.
    12 minutes ago
    Nopity nope.
    15 minutes ago
    Magic man.
    21 minutes ago

  6. kbdabear says:

    I see that Toot alerts all the Tooters that the RWNJ’s are out and stalking, and once again provides not ONE tweet as an example like Dana Loesch does with the proggie nutjobs

    • kbdabear says:

      Speaking of pathetic … now he’s got the Tooters begging for him

      • Octopus says:

        That’s Chunky, wearing Groucho-glasses as a disguise. This sad ploy won’t work either, Fatass. 😦

      • Just replied to this moron’s tweet with a hearty guffaw.

      • Arachne says:

        Dude follows over 2,000 people and can only get 331 to follow him. Yeah, okay, bud. I’m sure they’re gonna rush to the site.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh, check it out – just looked at my ADP pay notification for the pay period June 1 to June 15….and hey – it’s over $300 MORE than Fatass collected in GoFundMe so far.

    • Pakimon says:

      I don’t think Chunkles has been “lathered up” in years given his aversion to showers and soap.

      Waving a bar of soap at him would be like waving a crucifix at a vampire. 😆

  7. kbdabear says:

    Time for your hairstyle to join the 21st century too, Toot

  8. Octopus says:

    They don’t want you back on the show, Chunky. Said it smelled like moldy vegetables and b.o. for three days after the last time, despite several bottles of Febreze.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Yeah they don’t need a third wheel. Bob and Chez and Toot has no ring.

    • Arachne says:

      You mean they talked about Ginger (because you know, EVERYONE cares!) and didn’t include you?? The man who single-handedly got a minor journo dude banned from Twitter for evers and evers? They didn’t seek you out? Not even hint to you in your strange little progturd language to call in and then tell your followers that you were a “guest”?

      It’s over, dude, let it go.

  9. Octopus says:

    “But I never read there, so it doesn’t bother me hardly at all that they make fun of my every pratfall.”

    • @Lib_Librarian: One particular reason is due to the fact that CFJ is a hypocrite with no integrity. There’s plenty more.

    • Arachne says:

      Let’s see – HOW many tweets on Chuck C. Johnson, who has been off Twitter for a month? At least 10 a day? And WHO is not well, again?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Mr. Toot you are our raison d’etre. No, no don’t try to pronounce it. And it’s not about raisins.

      • Arachne says:

        It’s amazing how we “not well” individuals function in mainstream society with jobs that pay us well while the supposedly mentally fit Chucky F. is floundering on GoFundMe and his sidekick Gus is dumpster diving at Safeway.

      • Because olo says:

        You don’t understand. He’s a member of the creative class.

      • Arachne, us productive citizens … we’re all a part of the Combine, that furtive, shadowy segment of society that oppresses and keeps the true SJW down — some call us ‘The Man’, others call us the ‘1 percenters’, whilst a few will call us ‘greedy Capitalist pigs’.
        It is their duty and their right to eschew conformity, fight the oppressor, live off the largess of the gummint tit [sustained by We the Productive]. Yes, we are a black stain on the history of humanity, we are the scourge of the victimhood class.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Yes, but can you code a shiney button and battle Ginger Demons?????

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, I pretty much spend the first hour of the day thinking up ways to oppress social justice WARRIORS like the fat man who rails against the machine and who considers giving scraps to the local feral cat population “having dinner with friends.”

        I really go crazy on the weekend. Kicking puppies, screaming at neighborhood children and driving around trying to deprive oppressed peoples of their civil rights.

      • Because olo says:

        Psst! No need to code shiny buttons. They’re available free on the ninernet.

  10. Pakimon says:

    *ALERT* Chunky Panhandling Update: *ALERT*

    Cash flow detected at GoFundMe page!

    Day 32 Income – $0.00

    Day 33 Income – $0.00

    Day 34 Income – $0.00

    Day 35 Income – $0.00

    Day 36 Income – $10.00

    Total has now increased to $2633!

    “Thanks for all that you do” – Marcy Tinkey

  11. swamprat says:

    Charles tweeted:

    “I irritated a lot of people near me when I was a teenager by playing Ornette Coleman’s “Science Fiction” at top volume, incessantly.”

    I listened. Sounded like pretentious cacophony.

  12. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    The feel-good story of the week: Chuck Johnson’s Latest Attempt to Sneak Back Onto Twitter Is Denied lgf.bz/1KZNq9R
    53 minutes ago

    Chuck!!!! Did you hear he can’t help himself from Tweeting about me??

  13. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    LOL! Not content to be a moonbat she portrayed herself as an actual black person, down with the struggle!


    Did no one get suspicious when in conferences she kept ordering mayonnaise on white bread, Twinkies and Tab?

  14. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Chinese Hackers Grabbed the Personal Data of Every Single US Gov’t Employee (or, this is a bad thing) lgf.bz/1L11fVB
    1 hour ago

    Whew! At least Mr. Toot and Gus have nothing to worry about since they don’t have government jobs. Or any jobs!

  15. Arachne says:

    A new take on an old nursery rhyme…..

    Chucky Yucky Puddin’ and Pie
    His GoFundMe page has made him cry
    Cuz when #tcot came out to play
    He shit his pants and ran away….

  16. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Thing about Rachel Dolezal is I think she’s just in it for the hairstyles.

  17. Because olo says:

    So Toot said he was going to crack Ollie’s nuts?

  18. Because olo says:

    Wasn’t one of the lizards looking for work? Here’s how it’s done:

  19. poteen2 says:

    Terms of service? Heh


    I’m glad I’m not a twit.

    • Because olo says:

      The seem to be following the Icarus Toot business plan:

      1. Build a money-losing platform
      2. Ban people at random
      3. Profit!!!

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I’ve been wondering all along how they make any money. I just scroll past their spam Tweets. Only an idiot would read them. And you know if they start charging for registration millions will just drop off.

      • Because olo says:

        Typical tech. No profit. Just the fact of being big. We’re probably in for another round of dot-gones.

        Do you really think these website valuations have anything to do with reality? How much is LGF supposedly worth?

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        It sounded to me like they’re looking for buyers too. I think they put it like “We’re not looking for buyers. But we’re not closed to the idea”. Idiots.

  20. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Great interview of Pam Geller that Mediaite didn’t run. But thankfully Pam provides what was asked and her lengthy, interesting and intelligent answers.


    If you go to the Mediate interview and look at the comments the SJW freaks are running wild with ignorant accusations and smears. And this after someone posted this link to the actual interview. I didn’t see Mr. Toot but he may have used a different nic. It’s pretty clear Mediaite just caters to it’s libtard base readers and it’s stories can be dismissed as progturd crap.

    One comment was that Lena Dunham = Pam Geller (except they spelled Geller Gellar)

    And people actually agreed that Pam Geller’s just like some dumb actress obsessed with her c*nt. SJWs do not care a whit for any actual truth. It’s like playing chess with someone who grabs the king and runs out the front door claiming victory.

    Here’s one: “She’s a self serving hate monger pariah…”


    Geller’s activism on behalf of human rights has won international notice. She has led awareness campaigns in U.S., Europe, and Israel on behalf of the victims and potential victims of honor killing, for the human rights of apostates from Islam, for the freedom of speech, and more. She has placed ads nationwide on buses, taxicabs, billboards, and in subway stations, calling attention to the plight of victims of Sharia and countering the deceptive and misleading ad campaigns of the Hamas-tied Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) and other Islamic supremacist groups. – See more at: http://pamelageller.com/about/#sthash.l1U8df5N.dpuf

    Right, awfully convenient those honor killings, other oppressions and Muslim deceptions. Why does she have to be so dramatic about them? One of the other comments said “It’s always all about her”. Which is funny because to Pam it’s all about the problems with Islam, but to the media it’s always all about her so they can stomp down her actual message.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      They stick a label on you and you become a “thing.” A racist, sexist, hate-mongerer, whatever. Not a real human anymore.

      It’s the worst kind of discrimination and prejudice, that you are just dismissed as a walking stereotype.

      You can try to convince them about what you think, but they won’t believe you anyway. It disrupts their fantasy demon ideal.

  21. a pineapple who self identifies as a mango says:

    I admit I was a little behind the curve on this Rachel Dolezal thing, but after looking at it this morning it’s funny to see the left imploding in their own idiocy.

    I think their goofy ideas are catching up to them.

    • Because olo says:

      This pretty well sums it up.

    • a pineapple who self identifies as a mango says:

      I see where this is going….. the epitome of white privilege will be for a white person to self identify as black……..

      This shit’s gettin’ real.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        I saw another Tweet Iowahawk “Dr. Seuss predicted everything” and a Star Bellied Sneetches screen shot. Cracked me up.

      • a pineapple who self identifies as a mango says:

        Yea that guy rocks…… I’ve told his “if you get pulled over for drunk diving just tell the cop you identify as sober” tweet to a few people in the meat world…. mixed results.

  22. Juan Epstein says:


    You’re not Black and you have no children.

    Check your effing priveledge and stop trying to convince anyone that you can identify with the Black experiernce or the parent experience on any level.

    Stick to Ginger, Ack, Oop, Greenwald, Hoft, Gellar, Spencer, etc, etc.

    You tweeted ONE tweet about Detroit schools being privatized like 3 weeks ago. When Baltimore was your click bait. Nothing sine then on Baltimore or Detroit.

    A couple of tweets about chicks not a feminist make. And no, a queef isn’t an elevator fart, so yes we remember your anti-chick Palin “tweef” tweet.

    At least try to be yourself. You let the cat out of the bag when you tweeted you were fighting for name recognition. Not conviction.

    You’re all over the place. Suddenly tweeting serious tweets when starting your tin cup campaign, only to revert when nothing changed. Suddenly your the Ghetto Defendant of Culver City. Then your a chick – and don’t think we didn’t notice your silence on Jenner, you gay-baiting transphobic prick.

    Accept the fact that you are a kyhotic sedentary overweight vanilla white male of european descent (ie Christian) with the most bland white European name out there. Really. Look at the phones for sale at Best Buy. You’re on the caller ID stickers.

    Try being satisfied in your own skin and understand that you dont have to prove yourself to the left by being more Black than Black, or more Feminist than Feminists, more anti- Christian that Jihadis, etc etc.

    And most importantly, stop trying to be hip. SRSLY. UR 62.

  23. windbag says:

    Before it’s over, Chuckles will be channeling Nina Burleigh in an effort to gain lib favor.

  24. kbdabear says:

  25. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    I don’t know if I can stand the inevitable flood of counter-intuitive think pieces about #RachelDolezal.
    7 minutes ago

    You mean because she’s a fraud? Oh right Mr. Toot eschews that word since it applies so easily to him, having ran a right-wing blog for many years.

  26. a pineapple who self identifies as a mango says:

    Self loathing ObserverFart says…….

    “Actually from a study of color as an art student (The Munsell Theory) white is the absence of color and black is a saturation of all color. Which is why Black folks are way cool, they have it all going on! ////”

    Um……. hold a sheet of white paper up to your arm and tell me that’s an absence of color dummy.

    Growing up we all learned that If you mix all the colors together you get brown numbnuts.

  27. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Pam goes on a rockin’ rant after finding out:

    Feds: Men Wanted to Behead Pamela Geller

    The idea the left, the RINOS and the Islamic apologists say I am “provocative” for standing against sharia.

    Were the Jewish children murdered in cold blood at a Jewish Day School in France”provocative”?
    Was Daniel Pearl “provocative”?
    Was James Foley am “provocative”?
    Were the shoppers at the kosher deli, “provocative”?
    Are the Yazidi girls gang-raped and sold into slavery “provocative”?
    Was James Foley, Steve Sotloff “provocative”?
    Is the existence of Israel “provocative”?
    Are the millions of non-Muslims being ethically cleansed across the Middle East “provocative”? Were the World Trade Center towers “provocative”?
    Were the soldiers in Fort Hood Texas “provocative”?
    Was beheading victim Colleen Hufford in Texas “provocative”?

    See more at: http://pamelageller.com/2015/06/feds-men-wanted-to-behead-pamela-geller.html/#sthash.jwmpTNUF.dpuf

    It’s called balls Mr. Toot. You know, those things that you lost in the couch cushions around ’08.

  28. Because olo says:

  29. ISpeakJive says:

    If only Chunky could convince his bud Jack Dorsey to install +/- dingers on Twitter, HE COULD RULE THE WORLD!!!!

    Or drive Twitter into the dirt like he did his own blog. One or the other.

  30. ISpeakJive says:

  31. Because olo says:

  32. poteen2 says:

    Interesting that the Spokane NAACP’s token black is white.
    White Hispanics, white blacks.
    Damn honkies can’t leave anything alone.

  33. Because olo says:

    It just gets hilariouser and hilariouser. SJW doesn’t grock the fact that Iowahawk is satire:


    I think by the end of today there’s going to be a national fuse shortage. Are blown fuses recyclable?

  34. ISpeakJive says:

    Pretty soon we’re gonna need a NAAWP.

  35. a pineapple who self identifies as a mango says:

    45 Charles Johnson
    Jun 12, 2015 11:46:34am

    “And speaking of animus, the psychos from the stalker blog really went batshit last night on Twitter, after I exchanged a couple of tweets with Oliver Willis.”

    My fellow mockers (fatso misspells it “stalkers” yet again)…… it was a pleasure Fatso, quite a trick since you and your lap dogs never read our posts.

    Thanks for the hat tip Daedalus!

    • Because olo says:

      I think he didn’t appreciate the “Dr. Penis Penis Penis LOL” thing.

      • Octopus says:

        I still don’t understand how he always knows instantly what we’re on about, when he never reads here. Is he psychic? 😯

      • Because olo says:

        He’s super computer guy. He’s like Uncle Martin, with antennae in his head, that can pick up wifi from and unlocked router across town. Every time a comment is added here, he hears voices in his head. I mean, he’s a mouse-ka-mania savant. He can’t help it. He identifies as net gnostic.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        It’s in his gender fluid.

      • Because olo says:

        Gender fluid? Oh, crap. Is that why my truck thinks it’s a car? I need to read the bottles more carefully.

      • Abu Ferguson-Baltimore says:

        My canoe wants to identify as an American-african yacht with a huge dingy.

      • Because I'm Napoleon Christ says:

        The SS Ron Jeremy. Huge Evinrude Johnson.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Well, when your penis penis penis withers and recedes under your pannus pannus pannus, it’s not LOL.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Sung to the tune of “When it says Libby’s Libby’s Libby’s on the label…”

        When it’s a penis penis penis in a pannus pannus pannus you can’t find it find it find it with both hands hands hands

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:


  36. kbdabear says:

  37. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    Stalker Charles wants to be fwiends with Ollie so he can once again claim to know some black people.

    That aren’t actually white, BTW. You seem to need to add that, now.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s like they were saying last night on Black Twitter, the next Black People’s Meeting is going to be very crowded and hectic, as everyone has to re-apply for membership. I think Chunky should go down and apply, just because. Maybe Al Jarreau will co-sign for him.

    • Because olo says:

      To be fair, real black people are pretty hard to come by in the Spokane valley. I mean, somebody’s got to run the NAACP. I mean, you wouldn’t want jealousy would you?

  38. kbdabear says:

    Toot doesn’t know what to say, not like he ever has anything to say. This is a mass embarrassment for the SJW batshit left and all Toot has is “right wing derp”

    • Arachne says:

      Oh shut the fuck up you twit.
      Shapiro has a job and is widely respected.
      You are a knuckle dragging has-been who has to beg for friends AND money.

      Ishudder to think how many stupid tweets, to be followed by an endless parade of “ICYMI” follow-ups the Twitterverse would be subjected to had this been a CONSERVATIVE lying sack of shit.

    • a pineapple who self identifies as a mango says:

      “spewing demented right wing derp”

      AKA posting creative tweets, mocking and laughing the left all day

  39. ISpeakJive says:

    The left just got hoisted on it’s own retard.

  40. Because olo says:

  41. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    I think everyone knows the NAACP is merely a libturd Demoncrap front group pretending to represent blacks when all they represent are libturds. They lie like hell about everything like all SJW bullshitters. They completely reject African-Americans who are conservative and the feeling’s usually mutual because no honest conservative would ever support their victim-hood, blame whitey agenda. For instance why do they have a black pro-abortion stance?? And it looks like they’re about to make this woman who is clearly a pathological liar and mental case their first “honorary” white just because she’s a SJW.


    As if there’s any honor in lies and deceit. But there’s no room for honest black conservatives.