Jealous of Lindsey Graham?

Lindsey Graham who along with McCain is part of the WWIII caucus, says as President he will have rotating first ladies. Personally Lindsey never struck me as a ladies man, but whatever. Mr. Toot does a post attacking Lindsey for this statement without realizing the irony.

Ms Lindsey


I doubt Lindsey Graham will have a rotating First ladies, but that is more than what Mr. Toot has currently.


122 Comments on “Jealous of Lindsey Graham?”

  1. Octopus says:

    Chunky wants to call him a dirty homo so bad, he can taste it. 😆

    Go ahead and get it out, Fatass. You’ll feel better. Be true to your nasty self, you racist homophobe.

  2. kbdabear says:

    Toot has more projection time than the AV Team of the entire LAUSD

  3. kbdabear says:

    Actually it was a chickenshit mayor trying to appease the rent-a-mobs of deray by throwing this cop under the bus.

    Hey Toot, better hope when shit stirs in Culver City that the thugs are impressed that you played with somebody their grandfather listened to. I don’t think the Culver City PD or LAPD will rush to your aid

  4. kbdabear says:

    No Toot, people have asked you if you’ll FINALLY move on from your obsession with Ginger. Of course you don’t miss him, that’s why you keep bringing up his name every day even though he’s been off Twitter for almost 2 weeks

  5. “The jokes. They write themselves.”

    Well, that should make them funnier than anything our pony-tailed lackwit would come up with.

  6. kbdabear says:

    If she does, Toot-sucker, she’ll raise more money in an hour for the cop than Toot has in 5 weeks of begging.

    Oh, and 5 days since that big massive cash infusion of $20, leaving the Toot Artisanal Cheese Fund at $2623

    • Minnow says:

      Hey Barry, you are about the weakest sauce I have ever seen. Let us just suppose (for a moment) that you actually had a job – let alone a manly job. Then, let us suppose that you were tasked with actually accomplishing something…. oh – say, like handling a bunch of rowdy, out of control high schoolers with attitude. You know, like in Texas somewhere.

      Okay, okay, I see you have already wet yourself. I know. I am asking a little much here.

      I am willing to bet that you have never had kids so don’t have a clue. And, if you did have kids, they are of this type of street mongrel because they got nothing like learning good manners from your sorry ass. Either way, I will say right now that you have NO CLUE about what this poor cop was facing and could NEVER have taken on his job EVEN IF FOR JUST A MINUTE.

      So, for you to then start shooting off your ignant mouth about what he did, or what it means is beyond laughable. You have no right to say anything you useless, stupid man.

      So, basically, go fuck yourself you dumb little bitch.

    • Arachne says:

      Lethal Dose is so obnoxious that it can even get the people it follows to follow it back.

  7. kbdabear says:

    Try “Who Cares”

    • Arachne says:

      Which is why you can’t let a single day go by without mentioning him. Even though everyone else has, essentially moved on.

  8. Octopus says:

    Nope. Still haven’t called, to invite you back on. Got enough of you the first time, it appears.

    Which just shows to go, once again, that we here at DoD are the only people in the universe that truly care whether you live or die. Yes, there’s some division on the preference there, but the point is, we care. Because we dig ya, baby.

    • Minnow says:

      Really a shame this guy was canned. He may not have implemented things perfectly, but he sure taught that stuck up little cu** a few things about manners. Not like it will matter – but good on him for trying.

      Those little shitheads were, and probably still are, out of control.


      • Minnow says:

        ….and this is why this country is so uber-fucked. We have complete morons like Barry or this little girl, or her parents or some other dumbass racists who (somehow) think that what this cop did was wrong. And in today’s world, those moronic assholes will get traction because raciss.

        It is utter nonsense.

        And yet, day by day, this insane momentum grows. The **** cop major attitude, The press is compliant. The police take it in the shorts and soon, the entire society will be anarchy and all cops will have quit and the street shit will rule.

        I cannot wait until little Barry, the Queen from LA, starts shitting in his pants out of fear for his life.

        Oh, don’t worry Barry, that day is closer than you think.


    • Arachne says:

      And no amount of promoting their show is going to get you back on, Fatty. They know a on-air dud when they seen one.

  9. Octopus says:


  10. Pakimon says:

    Chunky Panhandling Update:

    Day 32 Income – $0.00

    Day 33 Income – $0.00

    Day 34 Income – $0.00

    Still stuck at $2623

    Perhaps the power of hypnosis is needed to get people to pony up dat cash!

    Look into my eyes… 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Oh man……What has been seen cannot be unseen…..that is creepy on SOOOOO many levels.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s horrible. Is that a current pic of Chunky?

      • Arachne says:

        Well it’s certainly fat and blankey-eyed stare enough I have never seen such hollowed out anything……

        And as day 35 dawns – average take is $75.00/day. I’ve been known to spend that just getting stuff I don’t really need at Target on my way home from work….

      • Octopus says:

        The well is bone-dry, but Chunky keeps on pumping the handle like a crazed chimpanzee. Seems his energies would be better spent elsewhere, if income is the goal. Use that webby design expertise, for fun and profit. Greet some nice folks, at the Walmart. Flip a burger or two, for the people…and scarf up all the ones that fall off the grill.

      • Arachne says:

        Hell – every Starbucks I walk by is hiring.
        I’m still going with my initial belief – that Fatty applied for Social Security at the earliest age he could – 62 – and found out he wasn’t gonna get shit (I’ve paid into the fund with a pretty good salary since I was 22 and all I’d be looking at is $1200 a month if I retired in October – and I’m surmising Tubby McBlogger wasn’t paying into it since at least 2001 (the optimal earning years for our age group) ) – he’s probably looking at – maybe – $1000/month. And I don’t know who he thinks he’s kidding with the ad revenue.

        Hence, the GoFundMe page (because you know, he’d been PLANNING to do this) to compensate for the loss of income. You can only make $15,000 from outside (non-retirement IRA/401K) sources and keep your SS payments. Figure ad revenues and the GoFundMe would probably come close to that.

        It’s all conjecture – the downside of working with lawyers all these years. But the timing’s just a little too perfect. The tragedy in Garland provided the perfect impetus. Because no group likes to cash in off tragedies like libs.

  11. Octopus says:

    The Old Gray Lady has some chronic bunching and twisting of her granny-panties going on, thanks to the Free Beacon:

    It’s so much fun, when the journolisters have to juggle a hot petard. 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    The Hopey-Changey Hangover has set in:


    But now, as the Obama era draws to a close, that excitement has dimmed.

    On the north side, gang violence and drug use have surged. In April, 33 Jacksonville residents were shot, including seven who were killed. A group of pastors held a news conference and declared the city a “war zone.”

    For the friends who gathered recently to hang out in the shade of the mulberry tree, it will be hard to justify the effort of turning out and voting next year when so little has changed — and some things feel worse.

    “We got the president his job,” Motley said. “But did he help us get any good jobs? I still need a raise.”

    Weird how they got the president his job even though the GOP supposedly is trying to deny them the vote.

    The conversation became heated. Another said he’d love to vote but could not because of his felony conviction. Another complained that she couldn’t get a raise in eight years.

    “We all struggling,” said another. One man became so uncomfortable, he removed his T-shirt, wrapped it around his head and walked away. The shirt read “Obama ’08.”

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I’ve read some things that say that blacks aren’t going to go to the polls in 2016 at all. The turnout is projected to be really low. So this whole stirring up black riots thing this year was to get them feeling like victims again so they get out and vote.

      Wouldn’t surprise me a bit.

  13. Octopus says:

    Deray and the professional agitators of Teach For America. Coming soon to a race riot near you!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      TFA gets 1/3 of it’s $200 million a year from the gov’t. It’s in cahoots with OFA and Obama for America.

      Yeah, this is being coordinated by the government. Great.

      • Arachne says:

        Hell, Dumbama laid the groundwork for this with his “cops acted stupidly” early in his “reign.” I’m sure he had this in the back of his mind all the time and that beer summit bullshit was only held because he got a boatload of pushback on his dumbass remark. That’s why he jumped right into the fray with Trayvon “if I had a son” Martin (and no, at this point, I have no reason to doubt if you had a son yeah, he’d be JUST like Martin) to get the race pimps oiled up with an appetizer. Michael Brown was supposed to be the entre but damn if the narrative fell apart there. And so did New York. Well, Baltimore – except I have a strong feeling that Attention Whore Mosby’s narrative is going to fall apart there, too.

        Okay, let’s get everyone to McKinney. Except people aren’t all that upset about a loud-mouthed bikini girl who apparently now admits she sassed the officer (funny, but I don’t recall seeing the video of THAT!) and wouldn’t follow direction getting her butt smacked. And that whole “he drew a gun” fairy tale has blown up when you analyze the video and see two dumb shits approaching the officer, with one of them making moves like he was pulling something out of the back of his waistband. Real smart there, future Darwin award.

  14. Octopus says:

    Would love to get an update on this one…

    Did we ever get a gender confirmation?

  15. Octopus says:

    Talking Points Memo beclowns itself again:

    Seems playing is another white privilege. Hmm. Did anyone tell the non-whites?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Oh the cute things commie liars say!

    • Arachne says:

      “Playing” in the liberal dictionary….
      In Webster’s? See trespassing, vandalism, felony assault….

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Jumping a fence onto private property and attacking the people that ask you to leave is playing?

      Rushing a cop from behind is playing?

      Of course, there are plenty of question. The officer involved has been tossed under the bus by the PD and resigned. Maybe the PD has a reason or two for the bus-tossing. Fat White Guy is a mystery, and seems overly-involved to many people who are otherwise at least somewhat rational about the incident. Why the officer did not call for a lot of back up and a paddy wagon is beyond me, as I have personally witnessed the power of the arrival of three cop cars and a paddy wagon at an not-quite-legal party on some unfenced property. 😉 So many backsides and elbows. So much instant end-of-problem. So many vehicle citations.

      So, as this plays out and the innocent “play” more and more appears to be a mistake by a amateur party “promoter” followed by a mob mentality that led to attacks and abuse and threats of violence in defiance of lawful orders, I am plenty tired of the racism angle being pushed by people who weren’t there.

      • Arachne says:

        Personally I hope Sheriff Joe in Arizona hires him.
        It would piss off ALLLL the right people.

        OLT – he had called for back up. They arrived in time to chase the two “yoots” who were encroaching on the officer and making jive-ass “I got a gun” moves.

        I’m wondering about Fat man too. He may very well be a homeowner that was keeping bikini girl from getting the hell away – wonder if she had committed vandalism.

        And that jerk Police Chief asking the little darlings to come forward if the “want to press charges”? WTF??? How about asking the damn HOMEOWNERS who were subjected to the Thug-o-Rama if THEY want to press charges?

      • Octopus says:

        The only part I didn’t like, was his prolonged kneeling on the girl’s back. Yes, she’s a brat with a big mouth, but she’s also a 15-yr-old girl. He shouldn’t have used her as an observational post, while he scanned the perimeter. He was a little quick on the draw with the male hooligans, too. Maybe he was really scared for his life, I don’t know. Slight over-reaction, is my impression.

        Btw, I could never be a cop or a soldier who has to maintain peace in a hostile zone. I would shoot everyone who gave me a dirty look, once my temper took me into beast-mode.

  16. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Overnight Podcast: The Bob & Chez Show, 6/9/15
    11 hours ago

    Say guys, that was fun. Let’s do it again sometime. Right? Guys? I can tell jokes and be funny too. Did you hear the one about the racist, homophobe, bigot deranged GOP wife beater who walked into a bar??

    • Arachne says:

      You just KNOW that in the run up to each show (I think the podcast it every week), he’s DM’ing Cesspool on Twitter asking what the topics are and how he thinks he could be a huge contributor to them:

      Fatty: “Hi Bob – so what’s on the show this week?”

      Cesspool: “We’re still working out the details – we’re going to talk about McKinney. Hope you’ll tune in.”

      Fatty: “Well, you know, it’s been almost a month since I was last on the show, and you know I consider myself a social justice warrior. If you need me to be on the show —”

      Cesspool: “— no that’s okay, I think we’re pretty much covered for the hour.”

      Fatty: “How about if I call in? That way it could be more spontaneous!”

      Cesspool: “or, if we need you, we can call you. What’s your number, again?”

      Fatty: “It’s 1-800-IMA-DICK. Man, have you forgotten already?”

      Cesspool: “Of course not, I just wanted to write it down so the engineer had it handy. If there’s anything else –”

      Fatty: Just wanted to know if you were going to need me for upcoming shows. You know, so I could plan. Have you noticed that I’m plugging the show to my followers. I’m sure they’d love to hear me on the show again!”

      Cesspool: “Yeah, right. Well, gotta go.”

      Cesspool turns to the engineer: “If this number shows up on caller ID, you are not, under any circumstances to put the call through on air. Now let’s discuss that raise you were asking about…..”

  17. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    I counted Vicious_Slobushca’s tweets she made 2 hours ago in her timeline.

    There are 80 tweets just in that one hour time frame two hours ago.

    I wonder what her boss would do if he received a printout of her Twitter and LGF activity all day long from work.

    Nothing even interesting there…. just incessant trolling of #TCOT for a reaction.

    • Arachne says:

      If she includes Fatty’s twitter handle in her tweets she’s going to be ignored. She wants people blocked by Fatty to include him in a response so he can whine to Twitter that people he has blocked are “tweeting” to him.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I don’t understand the logic about why you can’t tweet someone who has you blocked? How will they know you did if you’re blocked? And why would they care if they can’t see you?

        The ins/outs are perplexing.

  18. Octopus says:

    Again, treading dangerously close to the edge. Insulting the Palace Guard Media is not allowed.

  19. Octopus says:

  20. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    WaPo thinks we should brainwash our children like the Germans do. Which is fucked up on so many levels.

    The Washington Post thinks Americans don’t take Climate Change seriously enough. Opinion columnist Catherine Rampell thinks we should look to the example of how German teachers educate children about Climate Change.

    Take Emmy-Noether-Schule, an 800-student secondary school in east Berlin I visited recently. Educators there consider climate change so pressing that they integrate it into just about every class you can think of (including, when the instructor is so inclined, Latin). About a quarter of the content in the 10th-grade English textbook, for example, is about threats to planet Earth. That means when kids learn to use the conditional mood in English, their grammar exercises rely on sentences like this: “If we don’t do something about global warming, more polar ice will start to melt.”

    Likewise, in an 11th-grade geography class dedicated entirely to sustainability, students write poetry about klimawandel (climate change). My favorite couplet, from an ode by student Hannah Carsted: “The water level rises/ The fish are in a crisis.”

    That’s my favorite too!! The fish are drowning!!

  21. Octopus says:


  22. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    DeRay McKesson gets called out as the professional race pimp that he is on Hannity.

    When he gets out of his race baiting twitterverse, he can’t hold his own.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Oh, he’s not paid, he gets money from his “friends.” Like “friend” Jack Dorsey, no doubt.

      Meanwhile, Gullible Gus over in the sidebar thinks Deray flies from protest to protest on his own dime purely from the goodness in his heart, LOL.

      • Arachne says:

        Katrina? What the eff is he talking about with Katrina???
        Oh, right, Bush blew up the levees.

      • Arachne says:

        You know, I have a feeling these dirtbags are going to wear out their welcome in McKinney real, real fast. And I wonder if the Police Chief, after patting himself on the back after his press conference, walked back into the station to a boatload of men in blue giving him the stink eye.

        McKinney residents should get a petition together and request he be FIRED.

  23. ISpeakJive says:

    Kathleen Parker has a column on McKinney wailing about the horrible racism. She asks, “Can you imagine a white girl being treated like that?”

    It’s really not worth reading, but here it is.

    I can’t imagine a white girl talking back to an officer like that, Ms. Parker, and I can’t imagine her white friends circling the cop and making moves to intimidate him, either.

    But if some did, I would consider them fair game and they would deserve the same treatment. I would also consider them White Trash, big time.

    • Arachne says:

      Kathleen should watch episodes of COPS. Plenty of white people were treated “like that” when they refused to obey the officer. Men and Women. Black and White.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Like most SJWs she would rather rewrite reality to fit her fantasy victim narrative.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s for damn sure. White girls get treated every bit as roughly as black girls, when they fight with the po-po. I’m sure “COPS” is beneath Kathleen’s dignity, though…”a show for the unwashed rabble, dearie.” (sniff)(blow a donkey)

      • Arachne says:

        And the takedowns aren’t on softie lawns…..they’re in hard asphalt and the perp comes up with a bloody nose. Why? Because the officer ordered you OUT of the car, and told you SIT on the curb with your legs crossed. You got mouthy and Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier!

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Then she’s not very imaginative. They took this one down just for defending the flag against SJW scum. And she wasn’t drunk or fighting with anyone or attacking women and children.

      • Octopus says:

        There were so many examples of cops taking down white girls on Youtube, I got distracted and lost about an hour of my life. 😆

        Nice clean tackle in this one. Former football player, I would wager.

      • Because says:

        Pierce County, WA. Home of Ted Bundy.

  24. ISpeakJive says:

    Meanwhile, Chunky is referring to Twitter users he doesn’t like as “it”, instead of a proper pronoun.

    Maybe he’s trying to be PC and cover all gender possibilites, but I find it dehumanizing and demonizing. I’m offended. Sniff.

    It. Really now.

  25. kbdabear says:

    I wonder if Toot would advocate sticking it to the music industry if he actually had any songs that made any money …

    • Arachne says:

      Music Industry to LGF scumbag: “Like an unemployed shit like you ever pays for anything….”

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Not really sure why anyone would care what you think.


    • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

      What a dumbshit “Clay” is. I’ve paid for a lot of music too and it’s all sitting in my closet untouched until I dump it or donate it.

      Why in HELL would anyone pay more money? You always had the option to copy all your music media to your hard drive. I copied all my CDs to my hard drive in 1999.

      Oh and by the way ….. if you are seeing ads on YouTube you are just plain stupid and anyone who found validity in your post is stupid too..

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky is peevishly jealous of others who are able to make the internet a profitable enterprise. 😆

        Dear Clay C: Really, dude? You bought Christopher Cross’s stupid single? Were they all sold out of Olivia Newton John’s “Magic?” 😆

      • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

        I know……. Christopher Cross? Really?

        Sort of dated now but I’ve always considered my first 45 purchase to be cool selection. I still have it somewhere.

      • Arachne says:

        “Air Supply” and “Bread” weren’t available, I guess.

      • Pakimon says:

        One of Pakimog first record buys when he was cave youngster was this:

        It like they could see Pakimog future using magic music mojo!

        Pakimog too amazed to chuck rocks at disc spinning mystery box!

      • Pakimon says:

        Another favorite when Pakimog a cave youngster was this one!

        Looking back, Pakimog saw that theme was developing. 😆

    • Pakimon says:


      Edited for accuracy. 😆

  26. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    Bread, wouldn’t have been caught dead listening to them back in the day, but now that I’m older they are definitely a guilty pleasure.

    David Gates was quite a songwriter.

    • Arachne says:

      Hee……I slooooowly raise my hand in agreement…….

      • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

        I hope you are enjoying your day Arachne.

        I don’t drink much anymore, but I just found my son’s bottle of Jack so I poured myself a shot.

        So now I’m enjoying my day!

      • Arachne says:

        We had something go off-kilter on Monday so I have a mezzanine seat watching JD’s who have past the bar exam do a post-mortem and have a demolition derby trying to throw each other under a bus.

        Mmmm….shot of Jack sounds nice. I’m a Maker’s girl myself.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Indeed. You can hate me later.

  27. Arachne says:

    Okay – I didn’t see anyone put this up today. But when I first saw it this morning and got to the last “credit” – I was doubled over, laughing so hard that my stomach hurt. My co-workers were wondering if I needed medical attention….

    But to cut to the chase:

  28. Pakimon says:

    Good luck to abu’s Blackhawks in a must win game tonight against the Bolts!

    Of course there must be an ice girl presented to bring on that positive juju!

    (Still saving the emergency Goal Cam Ice Girl Butt Shot™ for… well…an emergency. 😀 )

    • Octopus says:

      Very tense game again, tied up after two. Chicago can not lose this game, if they want to win the series. Might have to spring the Butt Shot Girl™!

  29. Juan Epstein says:


  30. Octopus says:

    “Big response” = 3 Chinese bots, Furious-Gus-Viscous, and no donations to the begging bowl. A firehose, in other words. 😆

    • Because says:

      That looks kinda photoshoppy. Probably some of Toot’s finer graphic art work.

      • Octopus says:

        The idea of Chunky critiquing anyone’s look is a laff-riot, when he is too hideous himself to appear in public, and uses a 10+ year-old pic for his online avatar. 😆

    • kbdabear says:

      Sorry that we still have some freedoms in this country, Toot.

      That’s a public street and Twitter is a public building on that public street. He can even sit on a bench in front of the place as long as he’s not squatting there as a vagrant.

      But as we all know, you’ve moved on from Ginger and don’t miss him at all, nope..

    • kbdabear says:

      BIG RESPONSE!!!11!!!!

      It’s gotten 1 whole retoot after 4 hours

      and lemme check… ummm.. nope.. no new George Washingtons in the Toot Fund

    • kbdabear says:

      Another curiosity. Not only is it very cloudy but judging from the trees and the jackets (yes, San Francisco can be mighty chilly in June) I’d say the pic was taken late last Fall.

      Even if taken yesterday or last week, Ginger has every right to walk down a public street even in the Peoples Republic of San Francisco

    • kbdabear says:

      Notice a quasi public figure with a very distinct physical appearance isn’t causing Twitter to call the cops or even security. You know the place has shitloads of security cameras with a watch list database.

      Better send the Super-Tooters to remove this menace from the streets of San Francisco, Toot!

    • kbdabear says:

      How come Ginger hasn’t been extradited to Garland TX to answer for his high crime of crossing the yellow crime scene tape yet, Toot? (Odds are because the CSI guys had left, the tape hadn’t been taken down yet, and a cop told Ginger it was OK for him to go look at the scene)

      Anyone think that Toot might be a little jealous that Ginger could afford to visit Dallas and San Francisco while his fat ass hasn’t ventured beyond Sepulveda Blvd much lately?

    • Bunk X says:

  31. kbdabear says:

    When you’ve got nothing to say, endeavor to silence those who do

  32. kbdabear says:

    Comment stuck in Moderation pergatory!

  33. Charles Johnson is jealous of everyone. That and hatred and cheetos are all he operates on.

  34. Pakimon says:

    Chunky Panhandling Update:

    Day 32 Income – $0.00

    Day 33 Income – $0.00

    Day 34 Income – $0.00

    Day 35 Income – $0.00

    Still stuck at $2623

    Maybe some Asian escort action will turn on the fire hose! 😆

    • trebob says:

      Those appear to be real ladies and not lady-boys. Not sure the men over at LGF would accept these two.

      Of course they have boobies so they are perfectly acceptable here at DoD. 🙂

  35. trebob says:

    It seems to me that Charles’ “joke” that writes itself, is more than likely a left coast jab at gun toting, inbred, redneck, bible thumpers in South Carolina and Graham having his sister as first lady.

    Charles Foster Johnson, ever the projectionist.