Happy Warrior can’t find work

The not so Happy Warrior who worships Obama and hates Republicans was complaining about how hard it is to get work.

Jobs are hard

Happy Warrior claims Obama is doing an awesome job. If that is the case, why can’t he find work?

 

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145 Comments on “Happy Warrior can’t find work”

  1. OLT's We've Struck Ponytail Grease says:

    There’s only one logical answer … vote for someone even far-Leftier than Obama, since he STILL didn’t do enough for you.

  2. Arachne says:

    But I’m sure you support the massive import of overseas workers and amnesty for illegals, right, Happy Wart? I have no sympathy for you. Ask the blue collar workers who have lost their jobs to low-skilled dirtbags; ask the kids in the tech industry who have been let go so that a worker from India can come in and take their place for less money.

    You voted for him. Enjoy the benefits.

    • windbag says:

      And the disaster of Obamacare. Just got a call from a friend who is being laid off. She’s a respiratory therapist, but the health care industry is scrambling to cut corners anywhere, so she’s getting the boot. He’s transformed America alright…into a third world country.

  3. Juan Epstein says:

    Your job should be looking for a job.

    Get off the blogs. Get off twitter.

    And don’t set up a GoFundMe tincup.

    Leave that to whiter than white chronically unemployed slacktivist SJ Jihadis.

    • Arachne says:

      Poor Fatass – we mock his fundraising daily and there isn’t a damn thing he can do about it. We report on his lack of donations – over a month in existence and has barely made 25% of his goal. My prediction of Labor Day is looking more and more plausible.

      Of course, if he takes it down, he won’t be able to do it quietly. We’ll be laughing all over the place and I’ll be tweeting it out.

      • Juan Epstein says:

        Ack, indeed.

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky’s Beg-A-Thon has failed spectacularly. No amount of pump-priming can resuscitate this dead venture. It must be painfully obvious even to him, the King Of Oblivion, that nobody likes him or his blog except about 11 unemployable idiots, and maybe his brother.

        But hey…maybe that 7-figure touring offer will be in the snail mail today, from one of the great jazz artists. Better get the muumuu on and meet the mailman, Chunky!

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Yeah I hear they’re looking for 62 year old fat side men to go on tour and do arm twirls in orange jump suits and white tuxes.

      • Because olo says:

        The going rate is 2 million for six months. Any takers?

      • Yep. This is more like CJ’s GoFundMe page:

      • Arachne says:

        I love that “if someone offered me a million bucks” – at this point, if someone offered him $5,000 he’d be packed and sitting at the airport. Admit it Fatass – demand for your services dried up. There are plenty of sidemen and studio guys our age that are still working.

        And you still haven’t mentioned that Duke Tribute album that apparently you were not invited to play on.

      • Because says:

        Now how does Toot know how much activity is at Ginger’s site, unless he checks it between faps every 5 minutes?

  4. Because olo says:

    If you can’t find a job, start a business. This administration has created the most business-friendly economy ever.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Correct! Sales of AK-47 rifles, ammo and paraphernalia are way up under the Obama Administration. Also up: small businesses trading in rope, chains, and other tools of the slavery industry, as well as a booming new niche market for rape enablement kits and modest clothing for used sex slaves. We’ve also seen continued increases in the sale of dull knives and lightly used US military equipment with Iraqi property tags.

      Presidents Valerie Obama and Barack Jarrett have done more for these disadvantaged groups than they even promised! All praise be to our glorious leaders!

  5. windbag says:

    That’s odd, because I can’t find enough people to hire. Almost nobody is asking for applications, and it’s to the point where I hire just about anyone who turns one back in. It’s the same all over town. I see “Help Wanted” signs everywhere. The local Dominoes pizza stores sent out advertising flyers in the paper, and devoted half of them to “Now Hiring” logos. It’s not just the entry-level jobs. Every business owner I talk to is in the same boat.

    The entitlement-minded lefties are destroying the incentive to work. Destroying it for the business owners, because who wants to work 16-hour days only have your profits go to ne’er-do-wells living in their relatives’ basements? Destroying it for workers, because why give up you free time for a little extra cash, when you can hang with your loser friends and collect welfare?

    Western civilization is fucked.

  6. Octopus says:

    Ach, the whining from the unemployed-by-choice. I can’t even.

    Life is easier now than at any time in human history. Not that long ago, a few hundred years, if you didn’t go out and kill your own food, you would die. If you didn’t build your own house, you would freeze to death or be eaten by large toothy predators. Today, the terminally spoiled children whine about needing an updated Iphone, or they just won’t be able to function in society.

    …and I am officially a crusty old curmudgeon. 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    Ooh, a Rummy reference! That’s so hip, it burns. 😆

  8. Octopus says:

    …and Icarus knows from falling. It’s not the fall that hurts, it’s the sudden stop at the end. Always have a backup chute. Especially if your wing-feathers are held on with wax. Why oh why didn’t I opt for the Crazy Glue, is what he was thinking as the Earth rushed forth to greet him…

  9. sven10077 says:

    Now now Hippy Warrior what the economy needs is another 8 years of assholes trying to micromanage it and use the regulatory system to shake it down.

  10. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    Right on point, Garage Boy. 🙂

    • Because olo says:

      Take the Goose challenge. Live in a garage with a possum and a bucket, eat pot pies, and wash your doodles in the dishwasher.

      This could be the Next Big Thing for limo libs. Of course, they’ll be allowed to have their servants sneak organic bean sprouts to them, and empty the bucket.

  11. Octopus says:

    Still not a peep from Chunky on the momentous news of “The Pause Is Over!” Er, I mean, the pause never was, now that we’ve manipulated the data some more. Why is Dear Fatass ignoring this huge development in Teh Warmening Wars?

    http://thefederalist.com/2015/06/08/global-warming-the-theory-that-predicts-nothing-and-explains-everything/

  12. Because olo says:

  13. Daedalus says:

    What not so Happy Warrior does not realize is thanks to Obama’s continued inaction over America’s outdated and 20th century tax/regulatory model he will not have any job. Neither party is trying to address this. Democrats blame Wall Street 1% and Republicans blame Immigrants. Both parties are discussing dividing the pie, not expanding it or creating new pies. Both parties are advocating socialistic solutions and not discussing some free market opportunity based solutions.

    I’m voting Libertarian in 2016 so i am giving a neutral observation.

  14. Arachne says:

    Perhaps Fruity McFatass would like to take time out from commenting on the extremism of the right wing to give us his take on this:

    http://twitchy.com/2015/06/08/mckinney-protester-threatens-that-were-setting-the-stage-for-a-terrorist-attack-in-this-country-video/

  15. Because rolly eyes says:

    • Because says:

      How Mr. Toot Can Stay Safe Around The Internet: Stop Being Stupid

    • trebob says:

      They could try doing as they’re told. That would certainly keep them safe.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      “How Black Kids Can Stay Safe Around Cops:”

      Pick someone other than an armed cop to act tough around?

    • kbdabear says:

      How to stay safe around thugs; Stop Being White

      • Octopus says:

        If I was an ignorant, unemployed, drug-addled young black man, subjected to the unceasing media drumbeat of trumped-up white-on-black racial lynching, I’d probably push a few honkeys into traffic myself. The media bears a lot of responsibility for this bullshit. The Unicorn Messiah and the professional race-baiters, too.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Yeah, I know this whole year is making me feel so much better about Black/White relations, and I know the feeling is mutual.

        Thanks Obama!

      • Octopus says:

        Jive, I haven’t felt this poorly about race-relations since the day the OJ trial ended in acquittal, and the blacks celebrated a grisly murderer’s release like Palestinians on 9/11, years later. The Left gets it all their way for 6+ years, with a black president, attorney general and Palace Guard media, and this is what happens to our country. Riots in the streets, over the police trying to contain simple thuggery. It’s obscene.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh bullshit, Fatass. They were terrorizing people at the pool and were acting like dirtbags when told to leave. And if they had been White and acted like that, they’d have been treated the same way. So shut the fuck up.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        This sounds horribly racist, but can you imagine 70 white kids circling the police and yelling at them, and not doing what they are told? And a simple “Leave the pool and go home” going on for 30 minutes with everyone still there?

        Me neither.

  16. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    So Deray is cataloging the expansion of the race grievance industry under Obama.

    There’s another of his economic miracle stories.

    Do you have to buy a franchise from Sharpton and Jackson? Or are you just muscling them off their turf?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      And years from now McKinney will be a run down hell hole after white flight and business moves away and these kids are all working at McDonalds with 5 kids and no husband. This of course, will be the fault of the GOP who won’t invest in minority communities.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I so hope that ChuckCJohnson is currently hard at work investigating the crap out of who is paying these people to “community organize” this shit.

      • Octopus says:

        They’re linked to International ANSWER, of course. All organized protests seem to come back to those commie scumbags.

      • Octopus says:

        Note: Except the Tea Party. Those quiet, orderly affairs are linked to church bake sales and chamber of commerce promotional chapters.

      • Arachne says:

        GEORGE SOROS.

  17. ISpeakJive says:

    Chunky and his ilk have so much respect for whoever is in power. Do what they say, don’t ever protest, like a tea partier, pay what they want you to pay, don’t insult them. Laws are for our own protection. If the government thought it up it must be for our own good, etc.

    Then when it applies to police trying to disburse a crowd, it becomes all about resisting authority, disrespect for rule of law.

    Do what Obama and the Feds want like a good little robot. But the police? Only if you feel like it and they are nice enough to you.

    Bizarre.

    • Because says:

      Depends on which police. Local PD? Bad. EPA police force (yes, there is such a thing)? Righteous. TSA? Stimulating.

    • Arachne says:

      BTW, Fatass, whatever happened to that explosive AUDIO from the sexting guy’s computer that was going to blow the lid off the situation in Ferguson? The one that was sent to the FBI for expert analysis.

      Oh yeah….now I remember….the AUTOPSY report. That indicated the Hands Up Don’t Shoot narrative you staked so much on was a load of crap. Hey, speaking of autopsy reports, have you had anything to say about the Judge refusing Mosby the Legal Attention Whore’s request for a gag order on the Gray autopsy? Waiting to see if her narrative of the mechanism of death falls apart. You know, like her dumbass statements about the KNIFE that forced her to change the charges.

  18. Minnow says:

    test

  19. Octopus says:

    VDH bringing the Truth Report, once again. Too much honesty for one article, I fear. I got so depressed about halfway through, I had to get up and do 200 airsquats. Now I’m a little sweaty, but my breathing and heart-rate have returned to near normal. I just hate to see a great country going down the drain. It’s so tragic, and avoidable, if only we could wrest control back from the totalitarian libturd faction.

    http://pjmedia.com/victordavishanson/building-the-new-dark-age-mind/?singlepage=true

    • Because says:

      All the want is social justice.

      And free shit.

      • Arachne says:

        I am waiting for the day that race-baiting shitbag Deray McKesson is served with multiple lawsuits for his role in traveling from state to state inciting violence. Enjoy Texas, dirtbag. I hope you and your professionally paid agitators get arrested and face charges. Then the residents of McKinney can individually file lawsuits against you. In state court. In TEXAS. Sharpton isn’t going to write a check to you. And Soros should be named a co-defendant.

  20. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    @Mike_Shortt Now you’re just being insulting. There’s no conflation at all. You’re making an issue of something that’s not there.
    1 hour ago
    @Mike_Shortt A real equivalent would be: LGF’s Johnson: Hannity Makes Inappropriate Comment – Australian Blogger Says Hannity is Idiot.
    1 hour ago
    @Mike_Shortt Again – Sean Hannity is not a Houston radio host. The headline refers to 2 different people, clearly. Sorry you don’t get it.
    1 hour ago
    @Mike_Shortt It isn’t being attributed to Hannity. It’s being attributed to the Houston radio host.
    1 hour ago
    @Mike_Shortt The article is about two distinct videos. I fail to see how anything is misleading about it.
    1 hour ago
    @Mike_Shortt Um, no – it says a Houston radio host said that. Sean Hannity is not a Houston radio host.
    1 hour ago
    @Mike_Shortt Uh – it’s what he said. You can listen to it for yourself.
    1 hour ago
    Sean Hannity: McKinney Cop Was Afraid of Being “Shanked” – Houston Radio Host Calls Teens “Jungle Animals” lgf.bz/1KTs65L

    LOL! Mr. Toot gets in a pissing match with someone who points out how misleading the first Tweet here at the bottom is (in bold). His point is since Hannity’s show is on the radio in Houston, some might easily attribute the “Jungle Animals” quote to him, as well. Toot can’t admit to inept wording nor to the fact that he actually HOPES someone attributes it to Hannity. So, true to form he goes to his fallback position of shitty and defensive.

    Somebody call a Whaambulance.

    • Octopus says:

      Time to double-down, Fatass! 😆

      • calo says:

        That clip is from The Michael Berry Radio show on 740 AM. Following it is Rush’s show,then Hannity’s and then another Micharl Berry Show for the evening commute.

        It’s easy to see how Johnson could become confused. All white dudes on the radio, even those from Orange, Texas have the same accent as Hannity.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        Micha’ Berrah, from Erng, Texas.

        A HUSband, a FAther, a LAWyah with a degree from Her Majesty the Quahn of Englund, elected three or foah times, but most of all an ignernt ass.

      • calo says:

        Michael Berry (@MichaelBerrySho)
        6/9/15, 3:37 PM
        “Wanna be”? The hell? People can be SO rude sometimes. littlegreenfootballs.com/article/44707_…

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        Michael Berry lives to piss people off; he ran out of rat’s ass a long time back.

        If you fall for the bait and get pissed off and make it through on the phone, you get trashed.

        It’s always a trap for emotional attacks. Always.

    • Arachne says:

      So now “inartful” an be used to describe more than his guitar playing.

  21. Octopus says:

    I have to confess to watching the IFC show called “Maron,” a semi-fictionalized version of libturd-comedian-interviewer Marc Maron’s life. It’s an engaging show, once you forgive/laugh at the occasional libturded comments. I’ve known Maron since his angry-drunk comic phase, which I used to enjoy as a younger, drunker, more-libturded person. He’s mellowed now, but he hasn’t figured out yet what a scam is the whole liberal tapestry of lies. To me, that adds to the comedy — I know that doesn’t work for everyone.

    Anyway, the last episode of the show did a decent job of tackling white guilt. The character of Marc’s assholish friend is a total crack-up. It’s called, “Racegate,” and it’s s03e04, for you illegal downloaders. Hey, we all deserve free shit.

    I also love the show’s theme song:

    • Because says:

      Some people mellow and improve with age. Then there’s Bill Nye, who was at one time a somewhat funny comedian, but has devolved into a priggish ridiculous jackass.

      • Octopus says:

        Nye is affiliated with the worst elements of the AGW-boondoggle, which makes him persona au gratin for me. Parmigiano Reggiano, to be exact.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Octo,
        I am so stealing persona au gratin. *snort*
        The Cup is taking the day off but my Cubs invade Detroit for 2 games. Let’s split and move on. Agreed?

      • Octopus says:

        I’m okay with a split, Abu. Tigs up 5-0 as we speak. I was beginning to wonder, before we took the last two from the White Sox, if we were going to win another game this year. Losing 8 games in a row traumatized me. 😯

  22. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Legal Insurrections: http://legalinsurrection.com/2015/06/video-analysis-mckinney-brawl-another-rush-to-misjudgment/

    A good legal breakdown of the video. It’s pointed out the two teen boys who attempted to sneak up on the officer committed a felony punishable of up to 15 yrs in jail. One was taken into custody as a result. I’m sure they can still charge the other one. Another thing pointed out is these kids were drunk and high. Which probably further explains their behavior. So far from being discriminated against. Instead they were drunken brawlers.

    Anyway, what a way to start the summer kids!!! With disorderly conduct, resisting police orders, resisting arrest charges. Jail cells, courtrooms. Fun times. And the worst, attempted assault on an officer. How will his lawyer explain it? He and the other kid may be finishing up high school behind bars and starting life with no college and a felony record.

    • Arachne says:

      Don’t tell now professional race-baiter Deray McKesson. He’s finding going state to state and stirring up trouble and violence to be very lucrative, because apparently he hasn’t gone back to his real job. Soros must pay well. Plus he gets to hang out with the co-founder of Twitter (who looks like an ass when it’s all over – they must be real proud down there on Market Street).

      Let’s review Gullible’s Travels, shall we?:

      1. St. Louis/Ferguson — Michael Brown – “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” – thug rushed the officer; grand jury would not indict, and autopsy report showed the whole story as told by the criminal accomplice that launched this situation was a complete and total LIE, and when that failed, he moved on to ….

      2. Baltimore — Freddie Gray – without any evidence other than Gray died in police custody, our intrepid traveler urged mobs to brutalize the residents, looting and burning, causing injury and death.

      3. McKinney, Texas – the residents here have guns, and Texas has the castle law. Wonder how your Merry Band of Mayhem Travelin’ Show is going to survive people standing in their doorways with loaded shotguns, with a legal right to shoot any one of your Rent-a-Thug that starts up the driveway. You won’t be happy until you can stand on a pile of bodies. Oh, and it looks like your whole narrative is losing there, too.

      But don’t worry, Deray – you have the Fat SJW tweeting and posting from the comfort of his sagging office chair in Culver City. He’ll do everything he can from a safe distance to urge you on as well.

      Both of you can go fuck yourselves. In your case, Deray, I hope you like defending yourself in civil lawsuits. Because Texans DON’T PLAY.

      • Because says:

        I hope Toot realizes that those chairs are notorious for catastrophic failure when overloaded.

  23. Octopus says:

    http://www.primermagazine.com/2015/live/the-lost-art-of-ambition-debunking-the-6-lies-keeping-you-from-your-full-potential

    It might be too late for them, but perhaps one of the young loser-twits who follows Fatass could gain a life-saving clue from this article. If we can save one libturd from a lifetime of garage-squatting and dishwasher-despoiling, our time here will be well-spent. Well, somewhat well-spent.

  24. Octopus says:

    GoT Update: Finally, the dragon. 😆

    Another stellar episode, one of the best ever.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      The South Park take on Martin’s reluctance to give us the promised zombies and dragons is IMO priceless.

    • Arachne says:

      Except Shireen. I was near tears about Shireen. Kept hoping Davos would come in at the last minute and save her. Now of course, I want Brienne to kill both Stannis and the Ginger Bitch.

      I think that the image of Stannis changed in the minds of viewers who have forgotten what a shitbag he was at the beginning of GoT – his well-timed arrival at the end of Season 4 to save the Night’s Watch at the Wall and his marching on Winterfell to get the Boltons have made us forget his sacrificing of innocents by burning at the beginning and his murder of his own brother through sorcery. He and the Ginger Bitch are two people I can’t wait to see get it.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m with you on all that, Arachne. That scene was hard to watch. The screaming woke up my wife, who doesn’t watch the show. “What is all that screaming?!” Well, it’s this little girl being burned to death — go back to sleep, dear. 😆

  25. Arachne says:

    FOR LIVEFREEORDIE —

    Lily over at the Mother Ship (“Blogmocracy”) was asking about borderline personality disorder. Can you hop over there and maybe give some assistance? My work in the field is so old they’ve probably changed the diagnostic criteria.

  26. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    “Everything is Hitler!” A Collection of Holocaust & Tyranny Memes on Twitter lgf.bz/1QlSn3y
    2 hours ago

    And twang! clunk! cahunk cahunk cahunk….. That’s it. My irony meter is now kaput.

  27. Because says:

  28. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    More tragi-comedy from Ballymore:

    Baltimore prosecutor asked police to target area where Freddie Gray was arrested

    In their motion Tuesday, defense attorneys said the email exchange shows Mosby knew the area where Gray was chased was a high-crime location. They said that bolsters their argument that officers were within their rights to detain and handcuff Gray — even before finding a knife and officially arresting him.

    “It must be understood that Mrs. Mosby was directing these officers to one of the highest crime intersections in Baltimore City and asking them to make arrests, conduct surveillance, and stop crime … ” the defense attorneys wrote. “Now, the State is apparently making the unimaginable argument that the police officers are not allowed to use handcuffs to protect their safety and prevent flight in an investigatory detention where the suspect fled in a high crime area and actually had a weapon on him.”

    http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/blog/bs-md-ci-mosby-email-20150609-story.html#page=1

  29. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    OK and now for something a little more lighthearted and change of pace. White women fighting in Walmart!!! http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/06/09/six-year-old-joins-mother-in-violent-walmart-fight/

    I like the part where “one of the women jumped off her motorized scooter to knock her opponent into a shampoo aisle.” One of them even got her six year old to throw a few punches. They both took a few roundhouses to the kisser, though. Quite evenly matched. The report left out the most important part of the story. WHO WON???? Looked to me like the blonde bruiser may have got the best in the end. Alas, we may never know.

  30. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Fresno Republican Compares Mandatory Vaccination for School Kids to Forced Internment Camps lgf.bz/1KTGxa2
    2 hours ago

    He admitted in the article it was poor wording

    Asked after the rally to explain his comments, Patterson said it was a “bad choice of words” but reiterated that SB 277 is “excessively punitive.”

    “I think the penalty that is in this bill, which is the isolation of these children – this is an expulsion from private and public school. That smacks of the kinds of things that are the beginnings of discrimination that can go very ugly places,” Patterson said.

    Mr. Toots hates when the enemy uses his own tactics baseless paranoia such as claiming something apparently harmless as being discriminating and going to “ugly places”.

    • Because says:

      Mr. Toot = guy who plays the toot
      Mr. Toots = death ray rainbow farting unicorn

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Mr. Toots explained scientifically. Only a denier would dispute.

      • Octopus says:

        The science is suspect, in that diagram.

      • Because says:

        Yeah, the prism’s supposed to be in the butt.

      • Octopus says:

        Well…I suppose if it was magical fiber-optic cable, it could work somehow. I was thinking some kind of gas must be involved, but it could be pure sunshine. We need more research monies, to fully understand the science that is unsettled.

  31. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    http://pagesix.com/2015/06/07/nbc-may-decide-brian-williams-future-this-week/

    Mr. Toots haz a sad 😦

    A decision about Brian Williams’ fate at NBC could come as early as this week — and it looks like the embattled anchor won’t be returning to “NBC Nightly News.”
    Sources tell Page Six that Williams will likely lose his anchor chair following the lengthy internal investigation into his alleged tall tales.
    But NBC brass — led by NBCUniversal CEO and president Steve Burke and NBC News chairman Andy Lack — have been looking for a way to keep him at the network in a different, yet-to-be-agreed-upon role.

    LOL! The old “yet-to-be-agreed-upon role”. Which means they will pay him some huge amount of money to do nothing for awhile to try and let everyone save face. Then hurry his ass out the door asap.

    So there’s hope for Mr. Toot to snag his man-crush to come and join the crack news staff at LGF. Following a long line of gonzo style journalists like Barrett Brown and ….well Barret Brown. Maybe Mr. Toot can use his considerable influence to get BW on the Bob Cesca podcast. You know to kind of help get him back on his feet.

    • Arachne says:

      However, if Brett Baier had been caught doing this, Fatass would be tweeting every 30 minutes that Fox are cowards for not firing him.

      • Octopus says:

        Couldn’t happen to a smarmier douche, than Williams. Can’t wait to hear him crying about it down the road, like Mapes did after she was fired for gross incompetence/dishonest reporting. Maybe he’ll get a Lifetime movie about it, too…in the movie, his helicopter will be shot full of bullet-holes like Swiss cheese, forcing a crash landing in the desert, surrounded by howling enemy troops. Williams will help repel the enemy by taking the rifle off a downed crewman, and firing away with a snarl on his face that would scare Moochelle off a zebra-kill.

      • Because says:

        I can see it already. J-school Joe. They’ll make millions off the action figures alone. Kurt will have to have the complete set.

  32. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Happy Warrior Won’t Look for Work – FIFY
    Sorry if someone beat me to it. Hey, that reminds me of the good old days at the swamp when there would be a few threads going and keeping was tough. I’d post a quick thought then read the 150 comments to find out many beat me to it.
    Good times.

    Fuckface had to go and ruin it. What a POS.
    Before I read what is above:
    https://www.google.com/#q=penis+penis+penis+lol

  33. Because says:

    Though you can kill the man…
    You can never kill the toot…

  34. Because says:

    Toot’s so ronery…

  35. swamprat says:

    Benefits and unemployment are much more available with Democrats in charge.

    And that is surely a good thing, seeing as how much more those programs are needed.

  36. ISpeakJive says:

    Nice race-baiting, there, fatman. That pool is closed every Monday for cleaning. Who’s mind even works like this?

    • Octopus says:

      What a sick racist fuckhead. 😆

      He just lets all his own nasty racist ideas bubble up, and then he projects them onto the target of the week. It’s really gross.

      • Because says:

        What Jabba the Butt doesn’t seem to grasp is that his sanctimony doesn’t make him look virtuous. It’s makes him look stupid and vain.

  37. Octopus says:

    Looks like Obama’s IRS has some ‘splainin’ to do, believe it or not: http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/08/federal-judge-gives-irs-until-friday-to-explain-itself-on-lerner-emails/

    Can’t wait to hear their assplanations. 😆

    • Because says:

      That’s a pretty short fuse. They’re going to have to work through the nights to have a patsy all fingered by Friday.

  38. Because says:

    The Culver City blogger who brutally banned 15,000 accounts and drew his twittergulag on Ginger J. has now failed utterly at GoFundMe.

    • Minnow says:

      Barry, you little pansy….. “brutally manhandled”? You are such a pussy I cannot believe it.

      The poor guy was trying to restore order and she blatantly disobeyed him AND was sassy about it too. She was all up in his face and waving her arms like a special little snowflake. Why couldn’t she just obey him?

      Why? Because of what this society has devolved into because of (among others) aholes like you.

      Now the poor guy is jobless.

      I would give the guy a raise!

      And, oh yeah, fuck you too.

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  40. Octopus says:

    I can’t believe I’m rooting for Lebron. 😆

    Cavs getting it done the old-fashioned Pistons way, with tenacious d. It’s something to see. So retro!

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  42. Octopus says:

    Remember Obama’s balls? Yes, they’re still missing.