Reagan had nothing to do with ending the Cold War

LGF’s resident Kapo, makes a clown out of herself once again. She claims that Ronald Reagan had nothing to do with ending of the Cold War.

Reagan did nothing

Ignorance is bliss over at LGF!


133 Comments on “Reagan had nothing to do with ending the Cold War”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Revisionism is part of their religious tract.

    • Arachne says:

      Especially because Reagan is still beloved by the nation and their big heroes the Clintons and Obama are going down in flames.

    • Like saying Martin Luther King was a Republican?

      • trebob says:

        OK idiot. Per Charles, your master, the republicans and democratic parties changed sides in the 60s in order to explain why the Dems were the party of the KKK, Jim Crow laws, slavery and anti-civil rights. That would mean that, although the word was Democrat, the actual philosophy would have been republican. So, MLK, according to Charles, would have been a republican in the 60s.

        Dem logic is fun.

      • Arachne says:

        I love it – are we getting to pull out the red pen for StabbyFrank’s posts and nic from now on? Oh I hope so. I wanna play!

  2. livefreeor die says:

    that is one thick cloud of stupid.

  3. Because says:

    Bombing of Russia will start in five minutes.

    • Arachne says:

      Why doesn’t this geopolitical genius tell us what DID bring down the Soviet Union.
      Most people consider the Brandenburg Gate speech to be an incredible moment.
      Except for people at LGF. Land of shitbag losers.

      Fuck you, Kapo and the three dirtbags that updinged you. And your host with the most, Fruity McToot.

  4. sven10077 says:

    Obama is renewing it, it seems to me that Preznit Carter II or Mondale would have surrendered.

  5. Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

    • Arachne says:

      Nothin. Ya got nothin.

      It’s 6:30 West Coast time. You STILL got nothin.

    • Minnow says:

      “our” fundraising drive!

      You have a mouse in your pocket Barry?


      -or are just happy to see me!?

    • Charles, you bring a fight to the right? How so? Investigative journalism that exposes fundamental flaws in Constitutionality? Analytical pieces that undermine the argument against intrusive, centralized government? Hard-hitting opinion pieces filled with insight and flawless logic? Truth-rooted philosophy that weakens the morale of people who want the USA to be the light among nations?
      Who is buying your mediocrity, your boorishness, your banality, your failure? Only fellow travelling ignoramuses.

  6. ElSuerte says:

    Looks like Mr Toot pulled another Buckethead

    From Mediaite

    How National Review and Michelle Malkin Got into Fight About Doctored Walmart Photo
    by Evan McMurry | 12:01 pm, June 2nd, 2015 DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

    “That sure is gross. And fake: Little Green Football’s Charles Johnson, having beaten the boss on the last level of the game, ran the image through Google image search and found it is actually from a Walmart in Austin, Texas, and was taken when 2005’s Hurricane Rita led to sold-out bread aisles:…”

    The original post by hapless lizard Weave!_National_Review_Crops_and_Dirties_Photo_From_Austin_Walmart_Claims_It_Shows_Venezuela

    • Arachne says:

      Except frankly no one really gave a crap because Venezuela really looks like that. Someone just effed up and grabbed the wrong photo. This isn’t like the Fauxtography thing where they enhanced a photo with smoke and hits. You can’t even be sure that it wasn’t given to Rich Lowrey by the staff already cropped saying it was Venezuela.

      Dude….I know you want it to be the next TANG memos, but really – there is no “there” there.

      • Because annoying says:

        One of the more annoying things about internet journalism in general is the overuse of stock photos to fill up space. They all do it, and it makes me wear my scroll wheel out.

        Almost certainly, somebody told some grunt to go find some pictures to pad the text with. It’s one thing when it’s a “smoking gun” picture that shows a cop shooting somebody in the back. It’s something else when it’s just spurious filler like this.

        I wish they’d all stop it. It just makes the pages take longer to load.

      • AFAIK, NRO did not tack toward the Leftoid ‘truthiness’ posture. Has anyone seen NRO stoop to the sophomoric ‘fake but accurate’ idiocy?

      • Arachne says:

        Because — you mean….(sniff!),,,,you don’t appreciate….(sniff!)…all my media photos during football season for my Sunday column during football season at the Mother Ship?

        My heart is broken.

    • Yea I wonder if weave donated? Cause you know, working all that stuff for free, getting no credit, AND donating to LGF has got to be the sycophancy trifecta.

  7. Arachne says:

    BTW I seem to recall Fruity McToot doing his own special brand of photoshopping of a photo of Geert Wilders supposedly standing in front of a Nazi/White Supremicist flag…..did he ever apologize for it?

  8. Because annoying says:

    • Because annoying says:

      • Octopus says:

        That pic has deep meaning, when you look at it as a graphic representation of stuff we witness daily around here. 😆

      • Because says:

        Yup. So much whiteness. And notice how the orange is depicted as a dope, and the rainbow is coming out the white unicorn’s butt? Much racism and euclidianormativity.

      • Because says:

        And I forgot. Fructism.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah – to “honor” all those who have died due to gun violence. Because we should honor suicides and gang-bangers who reap what they sowed.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Let’s bow our heads and give a special moment of silence to the illegal drug gang bangers shooting the shit out of each other in a gang war in Ballymore this past month.

      • Arachne says:

        And Chicago….
        And Los Angeles…..
        And Oakland….
        And St, Louis….
        And Detroit….

  9. Hugh G. Rection says:

    Leah Berkowitz (aka Alouette) is pissed off that the USSR did not win the Cold War.

    • Arachne says:

      Is she even still around or did Fatty give her the heave-ho as well.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        She is Lord of the Pies.

      • Because says:

        Oh, gawd. Does that mean that in a couple thousand years, Gollum is going to find one of her petrified pies in the bottom of a lake? And then he spends the next 500 years running around muttering about his precious green football?

  10. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    Wow….. Sergey puts Fatso in his place on his own blog and doesn’t let up. It was a thing of beauty.

    Fatso loses the debate as usual and starts a new thread immediately.

    Sergey doesn’t know it but his time is limited now. At least he doesn’t put up with Fatso’s bullshit.

    To give you a taste, Sergey responds to a Fatso lie.

    306 Nyet
    Jun 1, 2015 11:25:08pm

    re: #304 Charles Johnson

    “You damn well know Chuck wrote a lot more than that.”

  11. Minnow says:

    Little Green Turdballs sure has become an inbred cesspool of non-achievers and social misfits. Can you imagine that this little cluster of social outcasts just sits around all day on the internet flinging poo at the RW Nutjob of the Day?

    Never a good word…. always vindictive and mean spirited. Always on the attack because, somehow, this is an admirable trait in their world.

    Every damn one of them over there is a loser and they think they are hip and edgy. They are all pathetic.

    Oh yeah, I am supposed to be working…. as in – at my job…. as in, productive, mind stimulating real life work.

  12. Because annoying says:

    • Arachne says:

      How effing LONG AGO was that? You’re working overtime to keep a story alive, aren’t you. Oh, and notice that the Fark user information is “below the fold” as Fatass McToot works overtime to find new stories and make them attributable to him.

      Notice it was a Fark USER, not Fark.

    • Arachne says:

      Unless the caption under the picture identified the woman by name as a welfare queen, please to advise the DECEIT. Is he trying to imply there are not Black women with many children on welfare. If he believes there are not Black women with many children on welfare, I certainly invite him to come to any Food Maxx store on a Saturday afternoon.

      Which is why I shop at the overpriced RALEY’s.

      P.S. – I think we should feed him stories from the ONION. Or Scrappleface.

  13. Arachne says:

    Ummm, Fruity….what was that you were saying about the Hildebeest’s POPULARITY yesterday?

  14. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Their real beef is they know Ronald Reagan would have stuck his foot up the asses of movements like OWS and SJW idiocy. So they rewrite history to invalidate his marked achievements in international negotiations which have already been validated by historians. Typical prog scum.

  15. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Yes, it’s another fake photo at a right wing site: Buzzpo pulls an NRO with bogus photo from a missionary’s website
    54 minutes ago

    Is it just me or does it seem like Mr. Toot really doesn’t understand the actual meaning of words like fake and fraud and smear. The photo is not fake. And the whole thing is weak tea even for the leftards since zillions of bona fide photos of Venezuelan empty shelves can be dialed up via Google in seconds.

  16. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    No journalist would do something like this either: Chuck C. Johnson Is Now a Real Live Stalker @AngryBlackLady
    1 hour ago

    Mr. Toot can’t keep up with his own hyperbole. How is it he’s NOW a real live stalker? He’s already been calling him that for at least 6 months!!

    • Arachne says:

      Um….how do you stalk someone by showing up where they lived ten years ago? If Fruity shows up at my old apartment in San Francisco, where I haven’t lived in decades, can I claim his stalking me? If Ginger walks by a Starbucks in L.A. where Fatty spend the change in his couch to buy a Tall Lattte, is that stalking too?

  17. Octopus says:

    Stupid dickhead Warmenistas like Dear Fatass are oblivious to fact-based reporting, but we must keep trying to enlighten the masses about the stupendous boondoggles of the eco-hysterics, and clever marketers like Musk who exploit them to the tune of billions of wasted dollars that could be spent so much better elsewhere.

  18. Octopus says:

    The raving stupidity of Kapo above is shocking, even for such a cesspool of dumbth as LGF. I mean, all the major players in Russian politics at the time credited/blamed Reagan for the final collapse of the Soviet Union. Learn a book, you fucking morons. 😆

    • Because says:

      It was a conspiracy. Reagan was the ringleader, but the Pope was in on it, too. And Thatcher.

      Speaking of the Iron Lady, is anybody else picking up Maggyesque vibes from Carly Fiorina? Sometimes I get the feeling that Maggy’s ghost is whispering in her right ear.

      • Arachne says:

        Not really, no. But that’s what comes from being a Californian and remembering the old iterations of Carly. I might come around. You never know.

      • Because says:

        I didn’t pay much attention to her running against Babbly, but she did seem to not know how the game is played back then. This time seems to be different. The only other ones who seem to be able to handle the media are Walker and Cruz. And sometimes it seems like Cruz is a little too much of a smart ass for his own good.

      • Arachne says:

        Excellent point on that. I will admit that for the first time in a LONG time, Babs had to engage her smear merchants to go after a candidate – prior to that she might as well have run unopposed. Except for the time the Fang family of San Francisco put up her GOP challenger in the form of one of their sons. Botox Barbie really attacked him – I guess no one pulled the racist card out of the deck on that one.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Cruz is highly educated and intelligent. Sarcasm is a side effect.

      My one and ONLY complaint with Cruz is his short term as a Senator.

      This country tried that already and it sucks.

      Other than that, Cruz’ resume makes PBO look like an 18 yo high school grad shopping for a summer job.

      • Arachne says:

        I don’t want him for President.
        I want him for ATTORNEY GENERAL.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Won’t it be nice to have an actual President and not a weird progturd Preezydunce with a bizarre untraceable background and consolidated girlfriends, no clear accomplishments and no useful experience?

  19. Octopus says:

    We’ve discussed in the past how Asian-Americans are not a protected minority, for some strange reason. Mainly, they out-perform everyone in business and academics, but who’s counting? 😆

    Now, it’s even worse. They are facing a “bamboo ceiling,” which means actual discrimination in admissions and hiring. Being advised to “look less Asian,” if you can believe it. The Left is strangely silent about this ugly development. Any theories on why? Isn’t it a tiny bit hypocritical? A disconnect, of sorts? A slippery slope, of slanty dimensions? A chink in the armor, of Leftist dogma?

  20. kbdabear says:

    Toot sure is an expert on putting up misleading pictures and misleading with photos

    The Breitbart LAPTOP that was a menu board..

    The Tennessee Nazi flag


    And biggest of all, the rather outdated picture on his avatar

    • Arachne says:

      And let’s also remember these gems:

      “Create your own Pam-Harpy.”
      “Did Glenn Beck’s followers kill a federal agent?”
      “Here’s a photo of Geerts Wilder in front of a Neo-Nazi flag” (except not).
      Breaking News! (from 2009).

    • Al-Sleazeera says:

      Chunky’s track record as an analyst of pictures, especially pictures of flags, is not good.

  21. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Breaking: Senate Passes NSA Reform Measure, Requires Warrant to Collect Metadata
    24 minutes ago

    Now Mr. Toot does what he accused Ginger of doing countless times. Namely pretending like he’s a journalist tooting out Breaking News! Instead of actually just tooting out cut&paste linked Cheetos dust farts that no one’s paying attention to except we mocker stalkers.

    I’m an reporter journalist. Here’s my Breaking News!!

    • Minnow says:

      Wow, did anyone else see this? Barry is actually breaking a story on the NSA!? Wow. Good work Bar’….. Finally, I am impressed.

      Wait….. what? Huh? The Guardian? Stop the warbling noises….. la-la-la-la-la-la….

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha.

    • Al-Sleazeera says:

      I refreshed a news website! This just in! I refreshed a news website! Breaking News! The news website says this!!!!!

  22. kbdabear says:

    That got you all of 3 ReToots in 3 hours. You’re the King of Breaking Wind now, Toot!

    • Minnow says:

      Breaking: Lame, stolen article that was cut and pasted over at Little Green Turdballs is now promoted to LGT front page in a daring move by famed journalist Barry “Surf’s Up” Johnson.

  23. kbdabear says:

    FOUR ReToots! You’re the Big Man on Twitter now, Toot!

  24. So is there any narrative that he has in mind regarding these two pictures?

    Specifically, is there any DIRECTION to this?

    Because right now what little narrative you have at all here is “Ah-ha! You have an innocuously inaccurate photo!”, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that’s it.

    This is the usual smearartistry, but he found this HIMSELF. That’s the reason he’s so proud.

    Marvel at the pure Armchair Journalism that is Chunky “Roomclearer” Johnson!

  25. Because olo says:

    • rightymouse says:

      If I wasn’t already married, I’d propose. You totally crack me up. LOLOL!

      • Arachne says:

        I believe there’s a Mrs. Dave. This is why you should be on Twitter, Mouse. Even if it’s just to follow Dave.

  26. JimboXL says:

    I’m pretty sure Muslims ended the Cold War, much like they wrote our Constitution, helped free the slaves in the south and helped defeat the Nazis at Wounded Knee. I’m just paraphrasing from any Obola speech about the virtues of the practitioners of Islam.

  27. rightymouse says:

    It’s called a “joke”, you unfunny dolt.

    • Because ICYMI says:

    • Minnow says:

      Barry-so-tuned-in, go for Huck’s dumb white privileged raciss jugular. You can do it. He is nothing but a Southern buffoon and you are the ultimate surfer dude from Hawhyeee. You are hip. You are edgy. You have your bonafides now that Chuck Johnson is not on Twitter and that NRO retracted that photo of Venezuela or where ever it was.

      Go Barry go.

      Surf’s up as it were.

  28. Because olo says:

    Glad to know you’re all about insane, lurid, over the top, and whacked out.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s good therapy, when the patient is honest enough to self-report like this. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Insane, lurid, over the top, whacked out.
      Are you sure you were watching “Banshee” and not just reading your own blog?:

  29. swamprat says:

    wait for the punchline!

    Batteriser Is a $2.50 Gadget That Extends Alkaline Battery Life 800%

    Can’t wait to get some of these!

    By MichaelJrss
    A completely new alkaline battery is rated to generate 1.5 volts, but once its output drops below 1.35 or even 1.4 volts, it effectively becomes useless to many devices. The battery’s chemical cocktail is still loaded with juice, but the circuitry in many gadgets (especially more sophisticated ones, like Bluetooth keyboards and bathroom scales) considers the battery dead.

    This is where Batteriser comes in. It’s essentially a voltage booster that sucks every last drop of useable energy from ostensibly spent batteries. So, instead of using just 20 percent of all the power hidden inside of your Duracells and Energizers, Batteriser makes effective use of the remaining 80 percent.

    • swamprat says:

      1 philosophus invidius
      Jun 2, 2015 2:06:42pm 1
      Question: why isn’t this technology just built into the devices themselves?

    • Because olo says:

      Tested by an EPA certified lab, just like the fuel magnets in the J.C. Whitney catalog.

      😆 😆 😆

  30. swamprat says:

    Here’s one that’s funny as it stands.
    Yes, Bush Helped Create ISIS — and Set the Middle East Up for a Generation of Chaos
    by Zack Beauchamp – Vox By Lumberheadrss
    Middle East • 11 hours ago • Views: 249

    • Arachne says:

      Didn’t ISIS start in Syria?
      Didn’t Pelosi go to Syria?
      Didn’t Obama yack endlessly about Syria?
      I don’t recall Bush saying anything about Syria except to condemn Assad. Pelosi babushka’d herself up and had TEA with him.

  31. Because says:

    Reposted by request

    Ballad of the Brasnapper

    Bu bu snap bu bu snap
    Bu bu snap bu bu snap bu bu

    Come with me to Culver City
    Land of porn and inequity
    This is the tale of Mr. Toot
    Legendary music man
    Up on the stage he played the guitar
    No one could follow his rhythm
    Gay and tranny side by side
    Dancing dance of Mr. Toot

    What’s that sound?
    Is it him?
    Did you hear a brastrap snapping?
    Everybody – quiet, quiet
    Can you hear him – Mr. Toot?

    Bu bu snap bu bu snap
    Bu bu snap

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    Ladys kissed him on fat belly
    Children thought that he was smelly
    Ate cheetos from Chester’s deli
    Couldn’t have Nick Searcy’s pool
    Yes, Mr. Toot got gready
    Wanted even better blog
    Threw the blog from highest tower
    Bought a fancy twitter log

    Then a poster in the city
    Mr. @Green_footballs tonight
    Modern twitter with proggy tweeties
    Smoke machine and Ginger fight

    Bu bu snap bu bu snap
    Bu bu snap

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    Bu bu snap bu bu snap
    Bu bu snap bu bu snap bu bu

    That was the end of Mr. Toot
    He was never to return
    Though you can kill the blog
    You can never kill the Ginger

    “Mr. Toot”

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    “Mr. Toot”

    “Play it”
    “Mr. Toot”

  32. swamprat says:

    Just got my turbonator: I’m going to drop that baby on top of my airfilter and watch the gas savings climb! When I combine this with my fuel line gas-magnet my car will give back gas at the pump!

    • Octopus says:

      I’m just going to switch over to seawater, which is full of healthy ions and pent-up hydrogen and oxygen, the two most flammable and explosive elements. The government and the oil companies don’t want you to know this, so you’ll keep buying inferior fossil fuels from their rich Mideastern pals, and funding the war machine. Later, suckas!

    • Because olo says:

      Don’t forget to change your muffler bearings. Those magnets are hell on the muffler bearings.

  33. Octopus says:

    The Science Is Settled Department Of Dumbth

    A major discovery concerning the human body was made recently, which overturns many decades of consensus belief, supported by massive amounts of research and publication. And they were all wrong, all those years. But, this is impossible! No, children — this is Science. Nothing is ever settled. Nothing. EVER!


    In a stunning discovery that overturns decades of textbook teaching, researchers at the University of Virginia School of Medicine have determined that the brain is directly connected to the immune system by vessels previously thought not to exist. That such vessels could have escaped detection when the lymphatic system has been so thoroughly mapped throughout the body is surprising on its own, but the true significance of the discovery lies in the effects it could have on the study and treatment of neurological diseases ranging from autism to Alzheimer’s disease to multiple sclerosis.

    “Instead of asking, ‘How do we study the immune response of the brain?’ ‘Why do multiple sclerosis patients have the immune attacks?’ now we can approach this mechanistically. Because the brain is like every other tissue connected to the peripheral immune system through meningeal lymphatic vessels,” said Jonathan Kipnis, PhD, professor in the UVA Department of Neuroscience and director of UVA’s Center for Brain Immunology and Glia (BIG). “It changes entirely the way we perceive the neuro-immune interaction. We always perceived it before as something esoteric that can’t be studied. But now we can ask mechanistic questions.”

    “We believe that for every neurological disease that has an immune component to it, these vessels may play a major role,” Kipnis said. “Hard to imagine that these vessels would not be involved in a [neurological] disease with an immune component.”

  34. Octopus says:

    Following the Passage of Bobby Jindal’s Stealth Creationism Law, Louisiana Leads the Way Into the New Dark Age
    19 minutes ago

    I say “almost restores my faith in US politics” because the rest of the GOP field is also a gang of disturbing religious fanatics.
    45 minutes ago

    Again, he goes all insult-y and stuff on Christians, while ignoring the far more extreme and dangerous tenets of Islam. How does such a blind spot develop? And, seemingly, it developed overnight in Our Chunky, in 2009. It’s kind of frightening, that an adult human can go bonkers so suddenly.

  35. Juan Epstein says:

    Uh. Ack. Oop. Ya Think?

  36. Juan Epstein says:

    Hey, Ack oop!

    Any commentary on Jenner?

    Or are ya think we have screen shots of the transphobic tweet you deleted?

    • Because olo says:

      We don’t have screen shots of the transphobic tweet he deleted. Nope. Completely gone from the ninnernet forever.

  37. Because olo says:

    Heheheheh. He said “creepy”.

  38. Octopus says:

    Goose is one-word tooting agin. On a Tuesday night, to be so schnockered. I’m ashamed of you, son. Will you never pull it together?

  39. Because quotations from Chairman Toot says:

  40. kbdabear says:

    Because Toot “crushes debate”. Block,Fap,Fap,Block,Fap,Fap …

    He really loves that Block Button

  41. bobinbreckenridge2009 says:

    You might want to take the time to read Gorbachev’s 1996 book “Memoirs”, you stupid fucktard. While he didn’t come right out and say, anyone with a functioning brain can see what he was implying. Reagan’s defense spending finally bankrupted the Soviet Union.

  42. ElSuerte says:

    ‘Smoke machine and Ginger fight”

    LMAO! Got a literal rl chuckle out of me.

  43. Pakimon says:

    Corpulent Ponytailed Photo Detective Panhandling Update:

    Day 23 – $2603

    Day 24 – $2603

    Day 25 – $2603

    Day 26 – $2603

    Day 27 – $2603

    • Pakimon says:

      Monitoring Chunky’s GofundMe page is like watching a trainwreck that goes on and on and on and on etc.

      Not to worry, I’ve got plenty of supplies. 😀

    • Arachne says:

      Almost four weeks into the grand fundraiser and he’s barely raised 25% of the total. I would LOVE to wonder how long he thought in his mind he would hit the magic number. We’ll know if he’s in desperate straits if the pleas get a little more earnest.

      I imagine that is why he’s pushing hard on what essentially are non-stories, i.e., the photos, etc. This isn’t like the Fauxtography incident (which I believe he didn’t find, either) where the photos were jimmied up to smear Israel. Now, of course, he’d probably say that while the explosion photos were faked, they were no doubt representative of Israel’s “evilness.”

      And as Day 28 dawns…..average take $92.97 a day.

  44. Pakimon says:

    Time to play “How Many Tweets Does It Take To Get To The Center of a Nontroversy?”

    Let’s find out!


    • Pakimon says:


    • Pakimon says:


      • Arachne says:

        Goodness – what are you going to DO, Fatass? Liberal Blacks, Hispanics, and your newfound Muslim buddies ALSO believe in creationism. Dilemma, that.

        And frankly, he’s an out and out LIAR. When Obama won and the media was saying it was the end of the right-wing, the end of conservatism and the end of the Republican part except in regional races, he was scared to shit that he would be irrelevant. So he threw everybody off his blog so he could establish some lefty credentials. His idiot 10-point redundant rationalization came later; otherwise he would have published it early in 2009 when off his rocker he went.

    • Pakimon says:


    • Pakimon says:

      That’s four tweets with the same link in 12 minutes.

      Too bad Chunky’s creationism obsession isn’t translating into cash flow.

      Let’s check the lab instruments to find out why.

      Hmmm. This reading pretty much explains it. 😆

      • KGB says:

        If you skinflints would brush the moths off your wallets and donate to GoFundMe, Charles would only have to retweet the same story 3 times in 10 minutes.

        Hmm, maybe donating to Chunk isn’t such a bad idea after all…

      • Octopus says:

        Can I donate a penny? I would definitely do that. I get more than a penny’s worth of entertainment out of his fat-kid-falling hijinks every day.

  45. Octopus says:

    The story of how Chunky’s funding efforts have died on the vine is becoming another one of the all-time classics of swampy fail. I mean, it’s beyond embarrassing. Even with his own pump-priming donations, estimated to be at least half of the total take, he’s gained no traction with the Left, or even his own Twitter followers, at least half of which are bought and paid for.

    The only question is where this fiasco will end up on the all-time list. The calendar and cookbook were more popular. Subscriptions to his blog were negligible, but we never got a final accounting. Do we consider the nontroversy-conflagrations, like Weinergate, Menugate and the Benghazi Boogaloo? So much fail. Where will it end?

  46. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Hey Mr. Toot. Suck a bag of dicks! And I’ll donate the bag of dicks so don’t say I never gave ya nuttin’.

  47. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Iran has increased their nuclear stockpiles 20% during the Obungle Admin’s negotiations with them.

    Harf’s response: I’m sorry? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion. Bare ass me again.

  48. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Mike Huckabee is a really creepy guy who shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the White House, or a high school shower
    11 hours ago

    Mike H. made the point in a joke that once they pass laws that allow boys to shower with girls because they supposedly identify as a girl, what’s to stop boys pretending they identify as girls just to get in the shower with those naked girls? The answer is not a single fucking thing. Also some transgenders are bisexual and still interested in putting their hands on yours and my daughters. Mr. Toot, being a dedicated SJW pretends to believe 100% what a supposedly LGBTXYZ says with no verification. Just like any woman or gay who makes a rape accusation is 100% telling the truth even if they literally asked for a good butt fucking from the accused and cosied up to him afterward in lurid sexts! And any heroin dealer or strong arm robber who gets himself killed by the cops is automatically an innocent noble martyr.

    At any rate, for making that valid point Mr. Toot bizarrely called Mike H. a pedophile and a dangerous person!!! Proving once again that Mr. Toot has chosen to join the SJW progturd scumbags that care nothing for the social boundaries and established norms that protect our children and citizens and purely hold the interests of the weirdos, crooks, criminals, degenerates and cop haters in society.

    Furthermore, Mr. Toot has now revealed himself clearly as some sort of weirdo that would proclaim he can take a shower with your daughter, sister, wife or mother just because he has a pretty ponytail and SAYS he thinks he’s a girl.

    • Not so much the rejection of social boundaries and established norms, it’s the embrace of a completely malevolent, malignant narcissism that refuses to debate facts, accept logic, respect/tolerate opposing views. Charles is nothing but an infantile smear artist.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      He’s a terrible human being and should eat a bag of dicks.

  49. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Am I the only one that remembers what a hot mess Bruce Jenner is? Remember he came out as a Republican (thanks Bruce) at the same time as revealing he is transgender. Then he caused an accident that got a woman killed.

    But according to reports he’s like the most popular person on social media and he’ll be receiving a special Arthur Ashe reward for between-the-legs bravery or something.

    He’s a true hero to the SJW crowd. Tell that to the family of the woman driving the Lexus who he pushed into oncoming traffic.

    And is there any doubt that he’s using this freak show to profit? The contract for a Caitlyn Jenner reality show is probably already signed. Or the reintroduction of him into the Kardashian freak show. There’s something more to this than just feeling like a girl and wanting to wear dresses.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      And being a Republican, despite being a transJenner (am I the first one to think of that?) doesn’t that automatically make him a racist per Mr. Toot’s LGF and SJW dogma?

  50. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Attkisson said, “The FOIA process is improperly politicized. Federal agency press flacks and politicians intervene to withhold potentially embarrassing information. FOIA law does not permit this political intervention, but it’s happens all the time. Federal agencies increasingly employ new tactics to obfuscate and delay. They say they don’t understand a FOIA request. They claim it’s too broad. They say a search would be unreasonable.”

    She continued, “When they do provide a sensitive document, they redact nearly everything using exemptions such as b(5) deliberative process, which has become so ridiculously overused, it’s earned nicknamed the withhold it because you want to exemption.”

    “When a court finds a federal agency violated FOIA law, penalties are almost never imposed and if ordered to repay the plaintiffs legal fees the government does so with your tax dollars, meaning there’s no deterrent to stop the bad behavior. In other words they are using our money to prevent us from seeing our own documents,” she added.

    She concluded, “In short, FOIA law was intended to facilitate the timely release of public information. Instead, federal officials have perverted it and use it to obfuscate, obstruct and delay. The system is not broken by accident, it’s by design. In my view, the only thing that could make FOIA work as designed would be meaningful criminal penalties for violators.”

    Countdown to Mr. Toot in addition to ignoring the facts this courageous veteran journalist presents, dismissing her as nothing but a crazy dittso ding-aling broad in 3, 2 ,1…..

  51. mfhorn says:

    OBAMA ended the Cold War. Before he was even in Congress!