Mr. Toot thinks he’s a player again

Mr. Toot thinks he has influence again. First there was the drama with Ginger, where Mr. Toot claimed credit. Now National review retracted a picture claiming to be from Venezuela, but it was from Texas in 2005. Mr. Toot is claiming credit for its removal and for causing a  fight between Michelle Malkin and National review.

Mr. Toot thinks he’s hit it big again!


62 Comments on “Mr. Toot thinks he’s a player again”

  1. Pretty thin content today.

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      Write a guest post. It’s been done before.

    • Talking about your failed blog, Charles?

    • SpaceAllah says:

      What? No “your momma / daughter ‘jokes?'” In a battle of wits, this guy is perpetually outgunned.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Read the Baltimore obituaries. You helped build that.

      • More Hannity talking points. Try thinking for yourself.

      • frabbystinclair says:

        frank’s too busy thinking of what Ron Jeremy is doing to his mom’s keister.

      • Because olo says:

        And Stankey misses the point by a mile!!!!!!!! And the crowd laughs its ass off!!!!!

        Hey Stank. Search this site for Cato. Then, if your internet foo better then Mr. Toot, you’ll find the true meaning of “thin content”. Hint: it’s got something to do with the Baltimore obits and Cato the Elder.

        Happy searching. May you find esoteric LGF history that you never imagined existed.

    • Because says:

      Ron Jeremy’s Weiner isn’t thin. You mama told me.

    • Pakimon says:

      That’s what the Thai shemale frank ordered from one of Chunky’s pop-up ads said when frank dropped his pants. 😆

  2. kbdabear says:

    Toot, when are you going to apologize for accusing MM of putting that pic there and then denying the accusation and deleting the tweet where you made the accusation?

    You’re the last person who should be demanding retractions from anybody for removing inconvenient content

  3. kbdabear says:

    3 days since that $30 contribution, Toot

    Time to prime the pump with another “anonymous” donation, otherwise people won’t get 24/7 coverage of a picture screwup

    Speaking of pictures Toot, how come we haven’t seen any tankers or bicycle seats lately? Going outside get you winded now?

  4. kbdabear says:

    FYI Toot, being a firm feminist lefty doesn’t always get you a pass. One misstep and the SJW’s march you to the gallows

    Example; Joss Whedon and this lefty feminist who dared to question the dogma…

  5. Voltaire's Crack says:

  6. Juan Epstein says:

    Oop. Ack.

    -62 year old.

  7. Al-Sleazeera says:

    Charles, you’re just sitting there. Doing nothing but growing in size.

    As far as anything worth claiming credit for, this makes the Mary Mapes saga look as important as the moon landing in comparison.

  8. Pakimon says:

    Let’s see if all this “trouble causing” is helping the cash flow on the GoFundMe panhandling front.

    Day 23 – $2603

    Day 24 – $2693

    Day 25 – $2603

    Day 25 – $2603

    Apparently not.

    Ack! Oop! Oop! Ack! ACK ACK! indeed… 😆

  9. Arachne says:

    Oh, and no one is mentioning LGF as even playing a part in this in the tweets. Michelle was angry that someone at NRO put up the photo to accompany her article and she was taking the heat for it. Of course all this occurs five days after the article has appeared and people have moved on to reading other articles. So real cutting edge there, shitbag.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      As usual, no one’s paying any attention to him except a few unhinged idiots. And I’m sure they’re the ones who pointed it out to him. He never finds anything out on his own which is what makes his GoFundMe a swindle. No one needs him to find out news and his own perspective is infantile. .

  10. Arachne says:

    I seriously doubt Johnson has any idea how truly ridiculous he looks in crowing about this. Most people looking at this are saying “so what”? Because the reality of Venezuela is no different than the photo in the picture, whether it was from Caracas or Austin. Sure, someone should have double checked before putting the photo up, but as has been pointed out, it was all over the internet earlier last week as being from Caracas, and someone at NRO thought it would be a good photo to accompany Malkin’s story.

    But perhaps Johnson can point out where the big scandal is here, because aside from himself and his minions, everyone else has pretty much ignored it. Has someone come forward and said that the shelves of Venezuelan stores are chock full of goods and that this photo was somehow NOT indicative of the current retail situation in Venezuela? Is it a libel? A smear? No.

    And watching silly people get incensed about it is laughable. Of course, I remember how outraged these same people got on Memorial Day when the Democrat Party tweeted out photos of Obama with ice cream and BBQ reminisces and told us “that is what this day is all about.” Yeah, okay. Big Whoop. How’s those donations going?

    (I have a feeling asshat is withdrawing the money and then putting it back in as donations. Soon he’ll reach his goal! Except that the total take will probably be $600 net).

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Exactly. A photo of empty shelves is not an inaccurate depiction of Venezuela. Or other commie “socialist” hell holes.

      • Arachne says:

        Frankly, it was never the internet scandal Fruity thought it was, despite incessently retweeting about it. Many said – okay, it’s not Caracas. But it isn’t a misrepresentation of the situation that currently exists. Apologize, say “whoopsie” and and put up a REAL picture of Caracas. People would be asking “what was the point?”

    • Because says:

      This is genuinely fake but accurate.

  11. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Is it just me or does the GOP constantly walk around with a shotgun aimed at their feet?

    Did it not occur to these geniuses that by meeting at DISNEY LAND!!!! they will be so immediately dismissed by the crooked commie media as purveyors of “fairy tales” and “cartoons” and “movie magic” their fucking heads will spin.

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    And I wonder what Charline’s take will be on Jenner.

    Does he think we have forgotton his incessent gay baiting and deleted transphobic tweet?

  13. Abu bin Schwinn says:

    Maybe Fuckface can help John Kerry recover from his bike accident since Fuckface has done so well recovering from his wipeout. Oh, wait….

  14. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Notice Mr. Toot is once again sleeping in on a weekday. I almost feel sorry for the fools that fund a swindling liar to sleep in.

  15. Octopus says:

    Some actual pics of Caracas grocery stores would be edifying, Dear Fatass. Here you go.

  16. Octopus says:

    They look happy, waiting in line at a private, black market boutique:

    Uh-oh…better get some security over here:

  17. Octopus says:

    What’s that snapping sound? 😯

    • Because says:

      What’s that sound?
      Is it him?
      Did you bra strap snapping?
      Everybody – quiet, quiet
      Can you hear him – Mr. Toot?

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Keep at him, Louise. When he pules like that, you know you’ve got him.

      Unfortunately, your report will be a Twitter pile-on by his ban gang. I think you’ll live (it’s a small gang and you seem to be a Twitter poweruser), but please just block and report his underlings. It’s a game they’e played far too long.

      ps – Stalker Charles has been an idiot, and his blog an intellectual wasteland, for some time now. Not sure why you trusted it in the past several years.

      • Because says:

        Nothing sexist about a gang ban.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        I’m sure now that was “mansplaining” LGF to her on some level.

        The new rules have now made social intercourse impossible, and the new levels of rape (especially the new fake rape is just as bad as actual rape) are well on their way to destroying sexual intercourse.

        Soon, all that will be left will be amorphous, sexless blobs of imbittered lonely flesh, powerlessly mercilessly pounding at keyboards in pursuit of virtual scalps to hang from the belts that encircle their avatars who in every way are the polar opposites of their real selves to the point where the avatar is the person, and the living breathing former human is the throw-away creation of whim and fancy.

        Crap, Stalker Charles is AHEAD of the trend!

    • Minnow says:

      Hey Barry, you are acting pretty thin skinned for a warrior!?!11!?

      But then, I was just joking…. YOU, “thin skinned”???

      I make a joke!

  18. Octopus says:

    I know we all threw up in our mouths a little at the idea of Chunky going distaff, but I think it’s worth a serious thought. Caitlyn has 2.03M followers in one day. Had a million in four hours, a new world record. If she put on a GoFundMe for her designer shoe collection, she’d likely raise a million or so in the same amount of time.

    Look, Fatass…you haven’t seen your little willy in a couple of years. Would you really miss it?

    • Octopus says:

      Still hiding something…

      • Because says:

        I remember in the junior high locker room, boys poking their thangs in and saying “look, I’m a girl”. Good times.

    • rightymouse says:

      Why do I get the feeling that Bruce is sooo confused??

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I read he’s not planning to have his thing removed. So he/she/it will have boobs, wear evening gowns and still possess a dick.

        Yeah, I think you are right.

        I think he might be in for a real shock if the world starts to relate to him as an actual female. Like if he went to another country where he was unrecognized. And now he’s a slightly weird looking 65 year-old women. He won’t have ANY charismatic power to influence anyone. He doesn’t have youth and beauty, he doesn’t have masculine fitness. He’s going to disappear, effectively, and be disregarded as having much to offer society. That seems to be the opposite of what he craves. Odd.

      • Because says:

        Just think of it as a large clit. eww.

  19. Octopus says:

    How would Chunky translate, as a 60-something feminista? Well, I don’t have the computer graphics skills to create an accurate rendering, but perhaps someone else does. It occurs to me, that Caitlyn started with a somewhat prettier punim:

    Our Chunky’s at a bit of a disadvantage, here:

  20. Juan Epstein says:

    Once. Again. Charline. Reflexively. Takes. A. Position. To. Prove. He’s. More. Feminist. Than. Feminists.

  21. Juan Epstein says:

    “Our” fundraising drive?

  22. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Little Green Footballs needs your help to keep bringing the fight to the right – pls donate to our fundraising drive!
    19 minutes ago
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    36 minutes ago
    @LouiseMensch And you’re ignoring the context that Columbia has a (self-acknowledged!) systemic problem with mishandling sexual abuse cases.
    1 hour ago
    @LouiseMensch I can’t judge who’s telling the truth and who’s lying. But I find “Josie’s” story very persuasive.
    1 hour ago
    @LouiseMensch You seem to want me to add, “This means he was entirely innocent, blameless and pure as the driven snow.”
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    @LouiseMensch “Nungesser was found guilty of assaulting “Josie,” but later appealed and got the conviction reversed.” How is that wrong?
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    @LouiseMensch If you’re going to slam me for ‘outrageous terminology’ shouldn’t you at least quote me accurately?
    1 hour ago

    Wow. Mr. Toot rolls out to a bitch slap fight where he’s defending feminazi proven liars who hide behind anonymity. Then a Ginger toot. And then sticks his hand out to get paid for “good works”. What a pathetic slime ball.

  23. Because says:

    Ballad of the Brasnapper

    Bu bu snap bu bu snap
    Bu bu snap bu bu snap bu bu

    Come with me to Culver City
    Land of porn and inequity
    This is the tale of Mr. Toot
    Legendary music man
    Up on the stage he played the guitar
    No one could follow his rhythm
    Gay and tranny side by side
    Dancing dance of Mr. Toot

    What’s that sound?
    Is it him?
    Did you hear a brastrap snapping?
    Everybody – quiet, quiet
    Can you hear him – Mr. Toot?

    Bu bu snap bu bu snap
    Bu bu snap

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    Ladys kissed him on fat belly
    Children thought that he was smelly
    Ate cheetos from Chester’s deli
    Couldn’t have Nick Searcy’s pool
    Yes, Mr. Toot got gready
    Wanted even better blog
    Threw the blog from highest tower
    Bought a fancy twitter log

    Then a poster in the city
    Mr. @Green_footballs tonight
    Modern twitt with proggy tweeties
    Smoke machine and Ginger fight

    Bu bu snap bu bu snap
    Bu bu snap

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    Bu bu snap bu bu snap
    Bu bu snap bu bu snap bu bu

    That was the end of Mr. Toot
    He was never to return
    Thought you can kill the blog
    You can never kill the Ginger

    “Mr. Toot”

    “Play it Mr. Toot”

    “Mr. Toot”

    “Play it”
    “Mr. Toot”

  24. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    I can almost guarantee that Arthur Ashe, were he alive today would be at a minimum very bewildered and possibly even outraged that his name is associated in any way with the Jenner freak show.