Mr. Toot is now a Social Justice Warrior.

Social Justice Warriors have become the biggest irritant on society. They are preachers of the gospel of Marx and seek to dictate how people should live. Mr. Toot joins this movement hoping it will give him relevancy again.

Charles picked a fight with Paul Joseph Watson of Prison Planet to prove his social justice bonifides.

Mr. Toot has found a new calling in life!

245 Comments on “Mr. Toot is now a Social Justice Warrior.”

  1. Because says:

    Sorry to start out OT, but he’s got to be working on his fourth fifth, or something. This is about as incoherent as I’ve ever seen.

    But no – you’d rather attack people like me who notice what’s going on, and sweep it all under the rug.
    31 minutes ago
    If you’re a conservative and you don’t want to be associated with the hateful creeps in your midst, call them out and reject them.
    33 minutes ago
    But sure, blame me for “politicizing” Beau’s death, and ignore the giant elephant of hatred in the conservative living room.
    39 minutes ago
    Maybe instead of attacking me for noticing them, conservatives should be rejecting the loons in their midst. Ya think?
    41 minutes ago
    And yes – I’m looking at horrible comments about Beau Biden right now on right wing sites.
    43 minutes ago
    When you conservatives who aren’t posting hateful comments attack me for pointing them out, you’re giving the nuts in your midst a pass.
    44 minutes ago
    I hate to be right on this, but we’re about to see a massive outpouring of hatred from right wingers toward the Biden family.
    49 minutes ago
    Yes, folks, right wing blogs are already filling up with hateful comments about Beau Biden. This is who they are.
    58 minutes ago
    Joseph R. Biden III, Vice President’s Son, Dies at 46
    1 hour ago
    RT @blakehounshell: #BREAKING: @VP announces that his son Beau Biden has died “after he battled brain cancer.”
    1 hour ago

    He needs an intervention.

    • dezes157 says:

      He is simply trying to cash in on someones loss, his moral compass points only to his sloth.

      • Octopus says:

        What a putrid pile of trash he is, trying to score SJW points on the tragedy of Beau Biden’s young death. What an insane lump of goo he’s become.

      • Arachne says:

        So where are the links to these hateful comments, Fatso? You always claim to see them but somehow you never prove them.

    • kbdabear says:

      On Ace, on Twitter, everyone I read is writing condolences for the Biden family and no place for political snark.

      Like all these “vile nutjob haters on the RW coming out of the woodwork” on every subject, Toot never seems to provide examples. Now that Ginger is off the Twitter grid he doesn’t even have that.

      Hey Toot, put up some non moby non sockpuppet examples instead of running your mouth. And links to your ranting on your zombie blog don’t count.

      • Arachne says:

        There are some NOW over at Zip. Posted AFTER Toot claimed there were comments. They are being roundly condemned and may are speculating they are trolls sent to plant them.

    • kbdabear says:

      When it comes to the dead, Toot can’t fumble under the flab rolls fast enough to piss on graves

    • just poop says:

      Charles you ghoul

      using beau biden’s death for blog hits and retweets

      you disgust me

  2. apachewhoknows says:

    Charles’s big tits makes him toot too much also….,,,!!

  3. apachewhoknows says:

    Too, when he toots in the crapper the flab on his buttocks makes a rather flabbily tooting sound.

    • Minnow says:

      it is difficult to discern the difference of this sound with the sound of words coming out of Barry’s mouth.

      You know, his mouth….. right above his three chins of flab.

      • Minnow says:

        that was pretty cute….. reminded me of my kids at that age…. especially the little guy in the high chair bouncing his head and looking so happy!

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      It’s why he’s given up the guitar. He spends so much more time on the toilet these days he figures he’ll perfect the crapper flab toot technique and make a mint marketing his CD on Amazon.

  4. apachewhoknows says:


    Charles you know ,,, I like the up dings I get now on your slog blog.

    I have the loon talking out the a$$ commie sh)t down pat.

    Thanks for the hosting you do for me…

  5. Bunk X says:

    Okay, so it’s been a weird day on Twitter, trying to figure out who the hell Randi Harper is, and why I should care. I stumbled into a convo last night, and the next thing I know is she tweets out a pic of her rump with stars on it.

    Yeah, she’s obese, but apparently there’s something more to it for Adam Baldwin to chime in. After traipsing around the internest trying to figure out why she’s somehow important, the initials SJW kept popping up. Single Jewish Whale? Some Jumbo Whitegirl? San Juan WTF? Turns out it means SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, whatever the hell that means.

    So I axed Mr. Google, and get this:

    Awesome. It essentially means “Rumpswab,” and I’d already guessed that much, but there’s more. It has something to do with trannies. Embedded in the “Know Your Meme” description for “Social Justice Warrior” is a video that’s funny as hell, and I’m only six minutes in.

    So if I’m reading this post correctly, Charles Johnson is transgender now? Wow.

  6. Minnow says:

    Is there any truth to the rumor I had heard that Barry and his flabby butt cheeks do sound bites for Thomas the Tank Engine “toot toot tooting” on PBS?

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky sent in an audition tape, but he was rejected for the part. Oddly enough, while the toot-toot sounds were rather realistic, they weren’t comfortable with the long gaps in his employment history (going on 40 years).

  7. Octopus says:

    His mental illness is in full flower tonight. Notice the threads coming together? They don’t call it a crazy-quilt for nothing.

  8. Octopus says:

    By tomorrow the fat broke-ass recluse will have moby’d up some fake comments from conservative sites rejoicing in and mocking the Biden tragedy. In the meantime, we’ll have to settle for this atrocity, from the sidebar at Ace Of Spades:

    Joe Biden’s son Beau dead of brain cancer at 46. Formerly a major in the Delaware National Guard, he leaves behind a wife and two children. Prayers for the entire Biden family. [tmi3rd]

    Such ugliness will surely leave a karmic scar that can never fade away.

    • Arachne says:

      Saw nothing but prayers for the Biden family at both Twitchy and Zip.

    • rightymouse says:

      I know that my first reaction was “how horrible”!

      • Octopus says:

        As would be any sentient human being’s reaction. For a stunted stump-ender like Fatass, there is no human empathy. Just another insane, groundless accusation.

  9. Minnow says:

    And, for good measure (lest someone thinks WE are nothing but haters), the following comment was posted by our good buddy “Minnow” on the previous thread:

    “Much as I loathe that idiot Biden. I was sad for him tonight when I learned that his son had died.

    I hope the family can find some peace in all of this.”

  10. Pakimon says:

    Rotund Ponytailed Social Justice Twitterwarrior Panhandling Update:

    Day 23 – $2603

    Day 24 – $2603

    Looks like fighting for truth, social justice and the American way isn’t as lucrative as Chunky thought it would be…

    Anyhow… Chunkles has his plate full with more than just Cheetos nowadays.

    He’s right y’know… all you stalkers are monsters!

    Just look what you’ve done to him! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles has raised $235 in the last two weeks.

      That averages to $16.79 a day.

      If Chunky needs money that badly, he’d rake in a lot more “scratch” working at a fast food establishment.

      Even after taxes.

      Food for thought… *,em>ahem so to speak. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        *ahem so to speak. 😆

        I hate typos when I’m attempting to be “clever”. 😀

      • Pakimon says:

        Dammit! Forgot the second asterisk!

        Pakimog mad! Pakimog smash! Pakimog get revenge on world!


      • Octopus says:

        The side benefit of working at a fast food joint is getting free meals on your breaks. A friend of mine who worked his way through a couple years of college with fast food jobs claimed to have never bought his own food during that stretch of time. He wasn’t fat, either. It’s a great plan, Chunky! Ignore it. 😆

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        I’m thinking Walmart or Costco greeter is more his skill set. The small working area in a fast food kitchen is not a good match Fatso.

  11. Pakimon says:

    Congrats to abu’s Chicago Blackhawks for their win last night which earned them a place in the Stanley Cup Finals!

    I think a little celebration is in order. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      I second that emotion — great win last night. Blackhawks really showed their skill and experience. A lot of people are handing them the Cup now, but I’d be wary of Tampa Bay. The Bolts play a very sound defensive game, and get just enough offense. Should be a decent Finals.

      • Abu penis de trois says:

        Agreed, sir. The Bolts are a wily bunch that played 2 great road games (#5 & #7) to wipe out a talented, but injured Rangers group. My bias aside, not really, Hawks in 6. Jonathan Toews is the best player in the HNL. Duncan Keith is a close second. Hard to beat that.

      • Abu typo typo typo lol says:

        *NHL – wish I could blame wordpress

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    Yes. Embrace that you’re a slacktivist social justice jihadi that does nothing but tweet.

    Stop begging for money. Your not a non-profit. Get off your ass and volunteer, maybe.

    Fuck, even I have worked and volunteered for charity groups.

    Lazy fuck.

  13. Pakimon says:

    Conservatives have been ignoring the elephant of irrelevance (and ponytails and Cheetos and Mountain Dew and bra-snapping and Ginger Chuck stalking) in the living room since 2010 when it “Parted Ways With The Right”.

    And no Chunky, Conservatives aren’t blaming you… They’re laughing at you.

    Whenever they’re not ignoring you. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      I always laugh when Chunkles works himself up into a lather of peevishness on Twitter.

      His self-righteous honking and squealing always puts a grin on my face.

    • Pakimon says:

      As arachne often points out, The fat ponytailed fraud never cites specific examples of all this “hate”.

      He just bleats generalities and expects everyone to take his word for it.

      That may work on those whose IQ is only in single or double digits but as for the rest, not so much.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s a lying sack of fermented Cheetos, our big bouncing Chunky. I knew he was coming up empty with the “hateful comments” when he brought in the Ginger reference, claiming that his namesake would have spouted evil gloating over Beau’s death. He’ll have some moby material on this later, I’m sure.

      • Arachne says:

        You know when I see REAL hate? When a conservative dies. And the excuse? “I know we should all have sympathy but XYZ doesn’t deserve kindness because he was so evil…..”

      • Because says:

        cough Breitbart cough

    • rightymouse says:

      Behold! Fatso is peeved!!

      • Pakimon says:

        All it needs is a ponytail and little puffs of flying Cheetos dust and it would be perfect! 😆

  14. Because says:

  15. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

  16. Pakimon says:


    Chunkles first tweet of the day and it’s pimping his Amazon account. 🙄

    The stench of desperation (and “brown notes”) is like a giant noxious cloud hovering over Culver City. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      I think this classic by The O’Jays sums it up. 😀

    • just poop says:

      Charles I spend a few thousand bucks a year on amazon

      and you get none of it dickhead

      think of how many amazon shoppers you banned in favor of people like Gus

      strong business model.
      Now back to gofundme begging you fuckin stooge

      • Arachne says:

        Me too – my boss gives me a $500 gift card every Christmas and I additionally must spend at least another $500 at least. And I buy everything through Legal Insurrection’s Amazon store.

    • kbdabear says:

      I just noticed that GoFundMe has a Report button

      Report buttons are Fat Charlie’s porn. It wouldn’t surprise me if he or one of his Tooters scour the GoFundMe pages looking for some “RW nut” so that Toot can tweet “please report this HATE PAGE to GoFundMe”. Why, Toot is probably googling for 6 degrees of separation to Ginger that a GoFundMe page has if they already haven’t closed it for the crime of Fundraising While Conservative

      • just poop says:

        LGF meets the definition of a hate site

        perhaps gofundme should tell charles and his hate site to gofuckyourself

  17. poteen2 says:

    “Social Justice Warrior”
    On Twitter?

    More like pudgy, Digital Don Quixote

    • Because olo says:

      Quixote. He ban.

      • poteen2 says:

        Quixote. He be. Or was. Had to be one of Fat Sybil Johnson’s fantasies. Never showed up anywhere else that I know of.

      • Because says:

        Oh no. He’s been spotted all over the net. Just like Elvis. Sit up and pay attention.

      • poteen2 says:

        Nah. All false flag stuff. Tennessee banner bull. Foxslutty subterfuge.
        Elvis is on the Big Bidet in the sky.
        Luddy is back in Charlie’s puppet box.

      • Because olo says:


        Don’t ask why there’s a fridge in the basement of the Alamo.

      • poteen2 says:

        Now that was probably Elvis. Did he have a banana?

  18. Juan Epstein says:

    Not the first nor the last time the Whitney Houston fan has exploited death for clicks.


    • kbdabear says:

      How many references to Whitney’s drug abuse were classified as “vile racism” by Toot?

      And how many “racist” comments were planted there by Killgore type Tooters?

      • Arachne says:

        Bingo!! Because we know that libturds like Fatty McToot and his followers would NEVER plant racist and degrading posts to make a point.

        Prove up Fatty. And we’ll check the time stamps on the comments.

        BTW we’ve had 300+ views today. Anyone think Fatty’s having people check over here?

  19. kbdabear says:

    What is Mr Toot without his Tooters!

  20. Because I know you are but what am I? says:

  21. kbdabear says:

    Gay Patriot is punking them!

  22. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Doesn’t the word Warrior in Social Justice “Warrior” suggest you do something other than sit on your ass and grouse on Twitter all day? There are lots of protests he’s backed like OWS and Black Lives Matter and LGBTs and many others in the SJW umbrella. But Fatboy never lifts a giant ass cheek for any of them. Then sticks his sticky with Cheetos dust hands out like the grubby swindler and fraud he is and proclaims himself to be doing “good work”.

    Toot. Stop swindling people on the internet. Get a job.

  23. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    At one point I checked with a ‘fake followers’ site and most of them were genuine. @D0NNIE_BRASC0 @Shoq
    37 minutes ago

    I don’t know much about this sort thing myself, but this looks like he’s justifying that he’s bought followers?

  24. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Proving for the zillionth time that there’s always some subset of Muslims theatening and committing violence in defense of Islam.

  25. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Will Mr. Toot call his fellow libturd, O’Malley a racist fascist?

  26. kbdabear says:

    You don’t know who Mr Toot is, a living legend guitarist who used to jam with the greats?

  27. kbdabear says:

    And last night we predicted that you wouldn’t come up with any evidence of this

    Of course we were right

  28. kbdabear says:

    Since Toot couldn’t come up with any examples, of course the devious hate machine at Fox deleted the comments to hide the evidence from Toot

    But isn’t leaving the comments up proof that Fox approves of the haters? Toot!

    • Arachne says:

      Correction – Fox News had to shut down the comments section because troll libturd pals of Johnson went over and planted comments about Biden so they could run back to their respective Mother Ships.

      Fatty, your finding of mean conservative tweets is and always will be colored by the antics of Killgore Trout and Hoosier Hoops. You just learned from your mistakes and your despicable shitbag minions are no longer using nics that can be tied to you.

      Go fuck yourself. God knows no one else wants to.

  29. fatman123 says:

    tweeting all day, what a life…equivalent to life for a perch…
    it becomes so meaningless, the %000.5 biting, sniping, exposing their uselessness…

    twitter represents most of what’s wrong with this country…

    people like Gus and his fat ass boss would be tossed with the morning trash if I didn’t pay to protect them and allow them to live…worthless garbage…twitter and the like is a cesspool with zero redeeming social value

    to live inside these enclaves of desperation and futility is way beyond my vibe…human drooling bots, freaks really…no denying the entertainment factor tho…I love pig races

  30. kbdabear says:

    CALLING ALL TOOTERS!! PROMOATED!!! Need to goad NRO into a fight for attention!!

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot might not like the actual story behind the empty Walmart shelves…

      Seems that Wally World has buckled to the demands of the minimum wage marxists and hiked their minimums without raising prices. To do that they’ve attempted to squeeze their vendors into lowering their prices under their break-even margin. So a lot of vendors have told Wally World they can’t continue to supply them at a loss

      Another consequence of the wonders of minimum wage hikes

    • ISpeakJive says:

      How is it “misleading” when there are 100’s of pictures of actual empty store shelves in Venezuela that look exactly like this?
      Too easy:

  31. fatman123 says:

    when a subject is predicted, debated, and regarded with close observation over months and years it is not news when the massive failure is exposed when it crashes…socialism strips common goods from the people, there is a long history…none of this is news or breaking…the only breaking is fat asses wind…what a pathetic reach for relevance…any ape could see the outcome

  32. fatman123 says:

    fatboyz guitar playing is laughable…he merely mimics his betters, Al DiMeola for example…he’s a mime just like any other 14 yr old in the garage…he apes, he has no sense of harmony or rhythm, his attack is second rate, he shreds a bunch of garbage and calls it music…precisely why his people dumped him…he adds very little and none of it is original…washed up studio players are a dime a dozen

    • Because says:

      Oh, but he just pimped 2 and a half K on GoFundMe.

      I can see him now: I’M A MULTI-THOUSANDAIRE!!!1! I’M A MULTI-THOUSANDAIRE!!!1!

    • Minnow says:

      and, he does it all with a slack jaw and a moronic grin on his face – head attempting to bob to the beat, but never quite does.

  33. Octopus says:

    Regarding Chunky’s despicable attempt to attack conservatives using the tragedy of Beau Biden, there was NOTHING of the sort of moronic gloating that he predicted and kept bleating about for hours. I was looking. Everything was sympathy and sorrow for his loss.

    This is a very good tribute to Joe Biden, The Father, as opposed to the hack-politician — it’s not from a moonbat site, incredibly:

  34. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Mr. Toots no warrior of anykind. He’s a SJW = Social Justice WHOREior.

    Gimme da moeney! I do da goot work!!

  35. pineapple in moderation says:

    Gus just shit on Toot in full view on LGF


  36. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    Yea the point of the post was just to be an asshole over something trivial.

  37. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    Then Gus proves that it is trivial by finding a photo of an empty store in Venezuela in 30 seconds..

    Toot is such a loser…… all he has left is to debunk a photo that depicts something that’s real anyway…. wow…. that’s Pulitzer Prize worthy.

  38. kbdabear says:

    Toot and the SJW Tooters are back into full bra-snapping mode …

    • kbdabear says:

      Oh, and I saw Toot & the SJW Tooters open for Hootie and the Blowfish at the Greek Theater in ’95

      • Because olo says:

        I got that beat. I saw Tooty with Muldoon in ’54. The car, that is.

        Ooh! Ooh! Jumping Jehoshaphat!

    • Arachne says:

      Fatty McToot just hoping to get on Twitchy again.
      Why did you use someone else’s photo without crediting them a few months ago? She seemed pretty mad.

  39. Because olo says:

    It’s the fonts again. Drat that meddling blogger! If only he wasn’t so clever!

  40. Because olo says:

    Goos gets spanked.

    • just poop says:

      and so it begins

      garage boy begins the long slow walk torwards the ice flow and the flounce or ban stick

  41. just poop says:

    when charles uses the word “Um” you are as good as dead to him

    it’s his way of marking his terrirtory as superior to you in every way, and a warning to never argue with him again

  42. Because olo says:

    Fap fap fap…

  43. Because olo says:

    Somebody is going through Ginger withdrawal.

    Careful what you ask for, Mt. Toot. You just may get it.

  44. ISpeakJive says:

    So Chunky stepped in it again. LOLOLOL

    Michelle Malkin’s column is syndicated to 110 outlets. The outlet decides what pictures accompany the articles. Not Michelle.

    She’s answering everyone but Chunky so far. She won’t give him the time of day! Awesome.

    • Because olo says:

      He gets his butt called on it. He backpedals. It’s a perfect zero for Mr Toot!

      • Minnow says:

        Barry, your tweet to Michelle Malkin asks her directly why she used that photo in her NRO article. Are you an imbecile?

        Trust me, I already know the answer.

      • Because olo says:

        He thinks he’s being cleverly lawyerly. He tweets something, and then says that he never said it in the article.

        CLEVER!! Give that man a JD.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Minnow, I saw that tweet, was gonna post it here, can’t find it. Did he delete it?
        Twitter doesn’t always show every tweet, so can’t tell. If he did, then LOL.

      • Minnow says:

        @michellemalkin Why did you use a doctored photo of Walmart for your @NRO article and claim it showed “Venezuela?”

        — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 31, 2015

      • Minnow says:

        I got rid of my twitter account because morons. Barry’s tweet was on this blog and I just copied it.

        Oh yeah, also….. fuck you Barry – you are a liar.

      • kbdabear says:

        So Toot demands that MM address an accusation he says he never made?

      • kbdabear says:

        Toot has of course deleted the Tweet where he accused MM of using a doctored photo. Total fucking chickenshit that he’s always been.

        .@michellemalkin Why did you use a doctored photo of Walmart for your @NRO article and claim it showed “Venezuela?”

        — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) May 31, 2015

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Oh, I see it up above. Kdbabear, you posted it, but can you go to it now? I get “page not available”.
        Did he delete it? Hahahahaha…..

      • Minnow says:

        Barry is a two-bit liar and a half-assed one at that. He DID accuse Michelle Malkin of using such and such a photo. Then, once handed his dumb ass on the subject, Barry sniffs arrogantly and claims it didn’t happen.

        The man is a liar and a jealous bitch about this as he is about so many things.

        You see, Barry, Michelle Malkin has a brain and went to college. Then, she went on to use her brain and education to further her career. And, she has been quite successful.

        Unlike you Barry.

        You, on the other hand, have only twos in your hand and cannot take any tricks or trump anyone. You are simply a card tosser and, therefore, a loser.

        And we all see it, understand it, and are – quite frankly – weary of it loser.

        And, despite that, you continue on with your asinine nonsense day in and day out.

        You are so clueless.

      • Bunk X says:

    • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

      While that’s going down, Burrito Butt Lidane does accuse Michelle of making the mistake.

      The LGF idiots ought to chose a collective game plan if they are going after big fish like Michelle Malkin.

      Michelle calls her a liar and doesn’t let up.

      I think Burrito Butt Letitia Gutierrez is just plain stupid is all.

  45. Because olo says:

    WOOT WOOT WOOT! Social justice alarm! Social justice alarm!

    This article is transphobic and needs to be ended!!!!1!

    “Six abandoned kittens are getting a nurturing boost from an unlikely source—a male cat with a slight neurological disorder.”

    ONOSE! They said a male that feels like a female is neurologically disordered. End the blasphemer!

  46. Juan Epstein says:

    Uh. Stop trying to get on Twitchy.

    They know your schtick.

    Ya think?

  47. Octopus says:

    Gus is entering the one-word tweet-zone, agin. You know what that means.

  48. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs · 1h1 hour ago
    I’d hate to be anyone in Chuck Johnson’s contacts list right now.


  49. Bunk X says:

  50. Octopus says:

    Notice the Asian kids’ healthy skepticism. 😆

  51. Octopus says:

    Today we’re going to skip the Chicago Weekend Death Toll Report, and take a look at another city that’s been in the news lately. Remember “The Wire?” Great show.

    Since April 12, the day Freddie Gray was arrested, 51 people have been killed in Baltimore, 47 of whom have been black and none of whom died at the hands of a police officer.

    How can this be, when everybody knows the greatest threat to young black men are white polices? 😕

  52. Octopus says:

    Heheh…you lost me at “charming,” Ron.

    Her southern drawl is to die for, ain’t it?

  53. Pakimon says:

    Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail Panhandling Update:

    Day 23 – $2603

    Day 24 – $2603

    Day 25 – $2603

    Rut roh! The average daily “income” for the last two weeks has dropped to $12.86 a day.

    I’m sure Chunkles has a “Plan B”.

    Just wait until he unveils Mouse-Ka-Mania for Windows 10.

    Then we’ll be sorry. 😆

  54. Pakimon says:

    “Are you going to give up your obsession with The Ginger Chuck? People are laughing at you. Don’t you have any self-respect?”

  55. Pakimon says:

    I stumbled across a website called HypeStat and decided to do a comparison between The Ginger Chuck’s blog “GotNews” and Chunkles’ blog “Little Green Footballs” aka “The Bog”.

    While The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail beats The Ginger Chuck in visits, Alexa ranking, etc. , The Earnings Report for each blog was a hilarious eye opener.

    Earnings Report – The Ginger Chuck’s “GotNews”

    Website Value: $68,289.80

    Daily Revenue: $64.09

    Monthly Revenue: $1,922.70

    Yearly Revenue: $23,392.85

    Earnings Report – The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail’s “Little Green Footballs”

    Website Value: $22,675.69

    Daily Revenue: $55.47

    Monthly Revenue: $1,664.10

    Yearly Revenue: $20,246.55

    Given Chunky’s ongoing GoFundMe fail, his obsession with The Ginger Chuck, not to mention his chronic peevishness is not unexpected. 😆


  56. Pakimon says:

    I stumbled across a website called HypeStat and decided to do a comparison between The Ginger Chuck’s blog “GotNews” and Chunkles’ blog “Little Green Footballs” aka “The Bog”.

    While The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail beats The Ginger Chuck in visits, Alexa ranking, etc. , The Earnings Report for each blog was a hilarious eye opener.

    Earnings Report – The Ginger Chuck’s “GotNews”

    Website Value: $68,289.80

    Daily Revenue: $64.09

    Monthly Revenue: $1,922.70

    Yearly Revenue: $23,392.85

    Earnings Report – The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail’s “Little Green Footballs”

    Website Value: $22,675.69

    Daily Revenue: $55.47

    Monthly Revenue: $1,664.10

    Yearly Revenue: $20,246.55

    Given Chunky’s ongoing GoFundMe fail, his obsession with The Ginger Chuck, not to mention his chronic peevishness is not unexpected. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Here’s the links:

      Hopefully, The Moderation Monkey won’t eat it.

    • Arachne says:

      This would explain the need for the fundraiser. Considering his ability to tweet 24/7, he doesn’t have a job and there is no effing way he gets by in L.A. on that revenue. That’s not even rent.

      Hey – maybe we could start a GoFundMe page for $50,000 and offer it to Fatty for his website.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I think I made more than 20 grand my first year in a real office job as a phone rep. Not counting overtime + bonus + review bump + bennies, of course.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Sad too. Ginger’s like what, 27? Versus 61 yrs old for Fatboy. And that website is only a sideline for Ginger. Notice he only does a couple breaking news posts a week usually. He’s not a blogger. Ginger gets paid for writing and that’s his main income. I don’t know exactly how it works but he made mention in his interview with the Brit/Greek/Gay Catholic Breitbart guy that he has several people he pays to do research. So he obviously is self employed and doing well enough to go on trips to cover stories.

      Whereas I’m guessing Mr. Toot stiffs the paperboy half the time, hiding under an afghan on the couch pretending to not be home.

      • Arachne says:

        62, actually, the earliest age one can apply for Social Security (however, unless you wait until age 70, the amount is like HALF what your full allotment would be). I wonder if he applied to SS benefits and was shocked to find out how little they would be for him.

      • Because olo says:

        Unless he does what a lot of people do these days and claims disability. He’s not exactly a fine specimen of health and vigor.

      • Arachne says:

        Other than guitar playing, his supposed “work” is in the IT business. He’d be hard-pressed to explain why he couldn’t sit at a desk working with a computer and yet can be on Twitter and blogging all day. Besides, the SS Disability dodge usually is the next step to take after your unemployment runs out. He cannot claim STATE disability because I seriously doubt he’s been paying into it.

      • Because olo says:

        I don’t think his IT skills are what any employer would actually pay money for. His best bet is to sell cheapo template-based one-page websites to mom-and-pop businesses who don’t know what a website is, but know they need one.

    • kbdabear says:

      All which makes what he tells people about his decision to “walk away from the music industry” hilarious. Even a session guitarist makes enough to get by on in L.A. at union scale and bennies. Nobody walks away from a decent living along with royalties had he actually written songs that got decent airplay. Then there’s the ego lift from telling Tooters about big name musicians he would have actually played for.

      Session musicians have to belong to the union to get work. I wonder if Toot kept skipping his dues payments to the point it was too big to pay off to restore his membership.

      • Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

        That makes sense. He has a history of flying too close to the sun, crashing, saying “I meant to do that”, and then moving on to the next forkup.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        They’re not that much. The more likely reason is he’s not a wicked enough sight reader to do session work. Time is money and they want to do everything just once. Remember when the drummer had to stop Mr. Toot on the Duke video because his rhythm groove sucked? That would’ve been black mark #1 on a session gig. And the shows are all locked up with other pros plus many shows have switched to tracks, not live musicians. Leaving him with pick up work. Which doesn’t pay that much and you have to go out in the evenings. Plus you have to lug your axe and your amp and shit.

  57. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Will Mr. Toot the SJW support this rape/sex abuse victim? After all, accusations are the gold standard to the social justice whore.

  58. Arachne says:

    Bunk – got your email this morning and have answered it. If you need to reach me, Daedalus has my cell phone number.

  59. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Fear Chuck Johnson, For He Is the “ORACLE OF TRUTH”
    2 minutes ago

    Mr. Toot showing how easy going he is. Is it possible he’s confusing the term “easy going” with “psychotically obsessed”?

    • Arachne says:

      You would think at some point those Twitter followers of his would be saying – “Dude, ENOUGH! with the Chuck C Johnon – he’s off Twitter, let him go.” But he’s actually becoming incredibly OBSESSED with the idea that Ginger is being allowed to post on Twitter through a different account.

      I’m thinking this has a LOT to do with him having the same name.

      • Because olo says:

        This has shades of his CREATIONIST!!!1! obsession. That was when I walked away. And btw, I’m not a creationist, I just don’t give a crap, and don’t want to be part of somebody else’s psychodrama. Talk about BORING.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s more than possible. In Chunky’s World, aka Bizarro World, everything is the opposite of what it really is. Obama is a raging success, at home and abroad. Muslims are kindly, peace-loving folks. Christians are dangerous, violent mobs of murderers. The pic Fatass uses is an accurate representation, showing a thin, fit, involved-looking adult male. It goes on and on, all day and into the night.

  60. Octopus says:

    It’s gonna be another day in the life.

  61. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Busted! National Review Crops and “Dirties” Photo From Austin Walmart, Claims It Shows “Venezuela”
    19 minutes ago

    So there you have it. Mr. Toot has exposed NRO and Capitalism. The latter of which has obviously failed in America. Because otherwise why would NRO be trying to smear the SJW super society in Venezuela with the countless empty Walmarts we have here? Yes he has exposed our dirty little secret that America, freedom of speech and free markets has failed and we have to make our own toilet paper from the phone book. And the hate speech of people like Ginger and all conservatives have rotted our minds and destroyed our culture.

    Mr. Toot is bringing social justice everywhere he goes……well he doesn’t really go anywhere. But everywhere he Tweets!

    Actually he should go to Cuba or Venezeula with that other SJW Shawn Penn who actually does go places. But he has millions and millions and millions of dollars and may not have time to listen to Mr. Toot go on and on about Pam and Ginger and Glenn. And would probably say something like “That’s totally awesome Mr. Toot dude! I’ll fly down on my private jet which has a theater and workout room. And you go there flying economy class with your flab annoying the small young woman next to you. When you get there tell them you’re a comrade who’s TOTALLY against the US and Capitalism and any corporations (like Amazon). And that all that and the taxpayer’s money and savings should all be redistributed to the SJW little pipples. They dig that shit down there. Otherwise they might look up your old blog posts and think you’re a bullshitter and actually a US spy.”

  62. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    The flip side of years of no hurricanes: Good luck runs out

    The gist of this article is that, since there have been so FEW hurricanes in the last decades, cities and metro areas in the storm zones are now lulled into a false sense of safety. And are completely unprepared for the next big one which is sure to come.

    But….but….Al Gore! Climate Change! Extreme weather events! Nope, none of that was in the article.–Hurricane%20Luck/id-8ac15cf3c8e5469b819a64bb690f66d6

    • Because olo says:

      So it’s better if we have more ‘canes?

      Throw some more coal on the barbie.

      • Octopus says:

        We’re supposed to be living in underwater homes by now, according to Der Goracle. The MSM never brings it up, though, how the predictions all failed.

      • Arachne says:

        Which is why they must keep revising the nomenclature.
        Have you ever noticed that the scientists they keep trotting out are either TV guys with no training in meteorology and that the only meteorologists they trot out are ones that have been tainted with the smell of false results?

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Agreed. If I can find my car’s catalytic converter I’ll remove it.

      • Because olo says:

        It’s right there, in front of the muffler bearings.

  63. Because olo says:

  64. Because olo says:

    Oh, Goose! You’re such a card!

    Isn’t this a little homophobic or something?

  65. Octopus says:

    Underbutt, starring Kendall Jenner…

  66. ISpeakJive says:


  67. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

      • Arachne says:

        I’d also hate to point out that that’s a Quinnepiac poll which is worth absolutely NOTHING. Call me when she gets ratings like this at Rasmussen. Her favorability numbers are falling like a rock – so NO she is not popular by any stretch of the imagination.
        As for Gallup – “most admired” – uh that was in December 2014, 6 months ago – I don’t think she is most admired ANYMORE.

        Oh, and that cat “Lumberhead” – is following more than he has followers. Tells you something.

        And frankly, there has been no real pushback on a national scale against the BEAST. She also hasn’t taken any press conferences and the MSM is working overtime to hide the national dislike for her.

  68. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

  69. Because olo says:

    First the tweet.

    • Because olo says:

      Then the brasnap.

      • Because olo says:

        I’ll leave what comes next to the imagination.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Kinda like the tweet you pulled, Chunky, accusing Michelle of “misrepresentation”.

        Have you retracted and apologized for that tweet?

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, because LGF was the only one who noticed it? You didn’t even get an answer to the tweet. My question is this – DID YOU notice it or did someone else mention it and you’re grabbing the credit again.

    • Arachne says:

      And let’s remember all the times that LGF was right there to catch when left wing sites published the wrong photo, quote, etc. Except. Not.

      Wait a minute….that article was posted May 27th. It took the genius of LGF FIVE DAYS to realize it was the wrong photo?

      • trebob says:

        What Charles isn’t paying attention to is the multiple tweets that have that picture in them, along with other empty shelf pics, with the hashtag #AnaquelesVaciosEnVenezuela.

        Yes, it’s an Austin Walmart in front of hurricane Rita, but since we know there are many empty store shelves in Venezuela this pic is, for the practical purposes of the left, fake but accurate.

        Eat it Charles!

  70. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    It’s Time for the Media to Admit That Hillary Clinton Is Popular
    1 hour ago

    Mr. Toot defies media convention and declares the Hillbag fabulous!!! AKA that distinct waft of loser stink.

  71. kbdabear says:

    Oh, you mean that accusation that Michelle Malkin put that picture up with the article, then deleted the tweet after claiming you never accused MM of putting the picture up?

    • Arachne says:

      What do you mean “quietly removed” you idiot? The article isn’t even on their front page.
      Oh and this is rich. The ONLY website that mentions it on a Google search is the pathetic “Before Its News” website (does it ever actually become “NEWS” I wonder). which I think is actually run by LGF.

      Oh, and after checking the comments – the only people who cared about the “doctored” photo in the article were the hysterical harpies from Fatty McToot’s blog sent over to National Review to derail the thread and try to give Fatty credit for exposing a big SCANDAL. Not like, oh, I don’t know, appropriating someone else’s photograph and using at your site without credit. Like that.

  72. Arachne says:

    Um, Fatty McToot – please to show where YOU had anything to do with it – especially since you DELETED the Tweet calling Malkin out for it. Damn Dude! Should you be getting besieged with calls from the MSM applauding your prowess in ferreting out this blatant mischaracterization of the situation in Venezuela??

    Except because….well, not. Yes, that might be a photo from a WalMart in Texas taken right before a Hurricane but maybe you should look at authenticated photographs taken of Venezuelan stores, with the country at a 50% inflation rate. And realize that there is nothing “misleading” about the photo’s content vis-a-vis the situation in Venezuela.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Yeah, what NRO shoulda done is take that picture down, then replace it with one that shows actual empty shelves in Venezuela, because their are zillions that look exactly the same.

  73. Because eww says:

    Another brasnap. I don’t even want to know what else is going on.

    • Arachne says:

      BTW, Dickhead, how do you know they “doctored” it? Maybe they found it at another site. And tell me, do you have access to photos showing full shelves in Caracas? One of the reasons no one is giving two shits about your big “discovery” is that there is nothing in this photo that isn’t entirely indicative of the current retail woes in Venezuela. It’s like putting up a picture of a stretch of 2-lane blacktop with mountains in the background and saying it’s the I-10 in Arizona when it’s really the I-10 in Texas and is not distinguishable.

      Your pathetic attempts to make yourself newsworthy are funny as hell. The article is five days old – the only people planting comments there now are your pathetic little minions who are being roundly slapped about by their intellectual betters.

    • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

      To fatso and his lapdogs this is important stuff. They used a lot of combined effort to expose something that in actuality is clearly unimportant.

      1. Never mind about the context of the piece.

      2. Never mind that photos of empty store shelves in Venezuela are easy to find.

      I hope National Review continues to ignore the silly Mr.Toot.

  74. Arachne says:

    The thing that is really nagging at me – I saw that photo somewhere before today in connection with Venezuela – last week – but it wasn’t at NRO.

  75. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Shadowy “Canary Mission” Group Blacklisting Pro-Palestinian College Students Online
    30 minutes ago

    Now Mr. Toot puts forth a conspiracy theory against the Pro-Palestinian college students. You know these people:

    Vessal claims he approached the SJP table to “see what angle they were coming from,” and began a dialogue. He told his fellow students working the booth, “You shouldn’t be protesting Israel; if anything, protest the terrorists.”

    “This one girl sitting at the end of the table was just laughing and laughing at me,” Vessal explained, “and people at the table were calling me a ‘baby killer.’” He responded that when they were done laughing, “maybe we could have a genuinely peaceful conversation.”

    He continued, “And then this kid just rocks me in the face as hard as he can. My glasses flew off. After a two-second blur I had no clue what had happened. I couldn’t believe this kid actually hit me.”

    Eyewitnesses Josh Josephs and Alex Winokur told Mael:

    “Daniel went up to talk with them and have an educated conversation and try to rationalize their opinions,” said Josephs. “The conversation shortly escalated to the Palestine group being very arrogant and irrational. The people behind the table starting attacking Daniel, calling him a ‘Zionist, racist, baby killer.’”

    When Temple University security appeared on the scene, Vessal began explaining what occurred. According to multiple witnesses, the SJP students were shouting at him, “Zionist pig!” Witnesses also told Mael they heard the SJP students yelling “Kike” at Vessal as he lay on the ground.

    • Arachne says:

      That one is going to come back and bite him in the butt, especially when people go to the website and start reading the CV’s of those little Terror darlings.

  76. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    I honestly think that the pretend Marine (who plays with plastic toys) Krager PROUD TO BE KAFIR thinks “well regulated” means some sort of government involvement or something.

    Um…. idiot, the 2nd Amendment provides the citizenry the right to protect themselves FROM a tyrannical government.

    It doesn’t make sense to say that the government will “well regulate” beforehand, the very militia they will be fighting. Could you be any more stupid?

    I swear, if Andy was a marine he was a stateside delivery boy or something. Probably gave blow jobs to get through boot camp.