Remember When Charles Johnson Had Functioning Brain Cells? Neither Do We.

Daedalus is on a secret fact-finding mission traveling from Ciudad X to Ciudad Y. Many of us are busy in meatworld these days, so unless Mr. Toot, aka “fuckface” aka “The Corpulent One” aka Charles  F. Johnson out-crams himself with his own inane vapidity, we can afford a trip or two down memory lane with some vintage screencaps.

From 20 May 2002:
020520.1 retro chuck
That was posted about 8:10AM. Let’s keep going. About one hour later we got this:
020520.2 retro chuck
Next. 23 minutes later:

020520.3 retro chuck

And eight minutes later, he posted this:020520.4 retro chuck

But Charles Johnson still wasn’t done. Less that a half hour later, he was back at it again.
020520.5 retro chuck

So now he’s wide awake at 10:30AM or so, but it took him over seven hours to pinch off another one.

020520.6 retro chuck

Charles hasn’t changed a bit. He’s only changed the color of his scrunchy.

Advertisements

251 Comments on “Remember When Charles Johnson Had Functioning Brain Cells? Neither Do We.”

  1. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Back then at least he had decent contributors and comments. Not mental midgets and spineless sycophants like now.

  2. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Yes, he does, and if you live near him he’ll stalk you in real life: lgf.bz/1tFPtdc @moxieingreen @ChuckCJohnson @annamerlan
    1 hour ago

    • Arachne says:

      Does Ginger live near Fatass? I don’t think so.
      And for all his hysterical whining, Fatass doesn’t think he’s being stalked either, but it gives him something to play victim about.

      This will be my third request for (1) the report to the L.A. Sheriff’s Office of stalking (which, because of celebrity deaths is taken seriously in California; and (2) the request for a restraining order filed with the Los Angeles Superior Court, requesting that Ginger keep away 100 feet from you and refrain from contacting you in any way. (He won’t do this because the rules apply to him, too – he would not be able to invade Ginger’s timeline or talk about him in any way).

      • Because olo says:

        Gonna be hard to get a restraining order, when he tweets Ginger all the time.

        Stalker, my bumf.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Things started going to hell and a hand-basket around 2006 or so, IIRC. After Sharmuta, Irish Rose and the porn queen showed up (among other disturbed individuals) it became an insane asylum with Fatso & Killgore as the wardens. And we all know what happened to Killgore, Sharmuta and Irish Rose.

    • Because olo says:

      Sharmin was “W lover”, and a few other names, but pretty much went with the flow. She had no influence on the Big Sideways. That was a couple of things. First, the GCP crowd pissed Mr. Toot off. Then he went off on his evolution uber alles thing. Finally, Obama made him go full metal moonbat.

      He was consistently loyal to the POTUS, whoever that was. When the weenie POTUS from 2000-2008 was replaced by the commuslim POTUS, he went right with the transition. He’s simply an authoritarian personality, who goes with Big Daddy, whoever that may be.

      President Cruz is going to make him go over the deep end.

      • rightymouse says:

        I remember watching his transition to Obama after the election. Couldn’t help but think how opportunistic he was at the time. What was really tragic was the callous way he treated all the posters who identified as conservative, libertarian or republican. Unbelievable.

    • rightymouse says:

      Is the porno queen still there?

  4. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    I’ve never been a big fan of Ginger but I bow to his astute ability to drive Fatso and Fatso’s lapdogs nuts on a daily basis.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, I was a supporter initially but he’s gotten a swelled head. However, yes, watching Chuckie get the vapors over him is worth putting up with.

      Although more and more people on #tcot are turning a deaf ear to him Maybe he should dial it back a little bit.

    • Because olo says:

      They’re nuts without him.

  5. rightymouse says:

    There’s one thing Fatso can count on for sure. His days of attracting $$$ and credible posters and media attention are OVER.
    So sorry, Charles.

  6. Charles is a “Little Blue Smurf” who got the short end of the stick on brains.

  7. ps

    Charles etal of the slog blog, I am on lgf’s posting with you as I post here, that is the last clue you will get.

  8. ps II

    The Pizza Hut add posted just now is dumb too.

    • Because olo says:

      Chunkles is Pizza the Hutt?

      Mmmmmm… Flamin’ hot cheeto pizza… Now with more artisinal cheese.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. This’ll tell ’em. Peevish jerk.

  10. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    DRINK!

  11. Because olo says:

    Oops. Lieawatha have heap big wampum.

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/05/20/report-elizabeth-warren-did-not-disclose-1-3-million-credit-line-from-bank-of-america/

    I wonder why Fatso no get heap big wampum?

  12. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    Question….

    How is it “Lizard Stomp” on Twitter can get all up in Fatso’s timeline?

    Wouldn’t Fatso have blocked him/her ages ago?

    • trebob says:

      I reply to Charles twurds all the time and he’s had me blocked from my second tweet.

  13. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    stpaulbear says…….

    “I know that no ads is a perk with donations, but you’ve got an autoplay ad at the bottom of the page that drags me down to the bottom of the page and won’t let me scroll up until the ad is finished. It’s dragged me to the bottom a couple times now. Kind of sucks to not be able to read the site due to the ad.”

    “I just rebooted and still happening. It’s a Centrum ad that’s doing it. I can’t read anything above the bottom of the page when it’s running so I’ll come back tomorrow. Hope you can fix it.”

    It takes less than a minute to install AdBlock you dolt. Even Stabby knows this.

  14. Because quotations from Chairman Chunk says:

  15. Because olo says:

  16. kbdabear says:

    Could someone explain to Fat Charlie that if you have to explain the “joke”, it wasn’t funny to begin with?

    I guess they had to be there, Fatass…

  17. Remember when conservatives were free thinking people with original thoughts who didn’t depend on big fat fucks and slant headed bullies for their news and opinion?

    In other words, remember when conservatives weren’t teabaggers and dittoheads?

    Neither do we.

    • kbdabear says:

      I’m neither a dittohead nor teabagger

      So there you go Frankie, something for you to remember after you try to remember if you unzipped your fly before you took a piss an hour ago.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Here you go Fwanky. Dont’ say we never gave ya nuttin’.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      And also

    • sven10077 says:

      FrankSinclair,

      Nope, of course I also don’t remember a time when the biased ass media was not delivering much desired Cleveland Steamers to the left here in America…

      so there’s that moonbat.

      • Arachne says:

        Wow – coming here twice in two days. Frankie must be behaving himself at the Sex Offender detention center – they gave him more computer time.

  18. kbdabear says:

    It might be interesting to someone who shares your obsession with Ginger

    To normal people, not so much …

  19. kbdabear says:

    Save the siren for a new donation to your begging bowl, Fatass

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      No commie gray-haired overweight pony-tailed hippies would be a cliche.

    • Because olo says:

      “Oh wait” would be a cliché. Oh wait.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh, he’d have a siren but Drudge thought of it first.

      • Because olo says:

        He don’t need no stinkin’ siren. He has ICYMI!!!!11!

        Pam’s the siren he’s never going to have.

    • Minnow says:

      Because a rotating flashing light is a visual alarm (and silent) and a siren is an audible alarm.

      Barry – you are a cliche you stupid fat vocabulary challenged has-been.

  20. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Remember when Chris Hayes was paid big bucks by AMESSNBC to purvey left wing lies? No longer. Since they have decided to fire him I notice he has started asking journalistic questions again. It’s almost like he’s not trying to protect the Hillbag at all!:

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/224176-msnbcs-chris-hayes-why-isnt-anyone-asking-hillary-about-destroying-libya/

    • Arachne says:

      Chris – no one’s going to hire you. Maybe NBC can give you and Ronan Farrow a show called “Two Brokeass Guys.”

  21. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Everyone knows when I post a BREAKING EXCLUSIVE like that I’m making fun of right wing blogs, right? OK. Just checking.
    1 hour ago

    Um yeah. Since you’ve never broke an actual exclusive story everyone pretty much takes you as a joke.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh BS – that’s something he thought up to cover the fact that he “breaks” a story from 2009 and gets called on it. Why would it be NEWS period?

  22. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    That old saying about the broken clock? It’s wrong. A broken clock is never “right.” It’s just broken.
    3 hours ago

    It’s clear Mr. Toot thinks they’re talking about a digital watch.

  23. Pakimon says:

    Chunky Panhandling Update:

    Day 13 – $2448

    Day 14 – $2448

    There’s just got to be a rich “Prince Charming” out there who’ll come to the Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail’s rescue! 😆

    • trebob says:

      Hmm. Let’s do some arithmetic, shall we kids? Frank/Stabby pay special attention to this:

      16,000 banned users X minimal $5 “donation” = $80,000
      16,000 banned users X standard $10 “donation” = $160,000
      16,000 banned users X generous $20 “donation” = $320,000

      I bet a GoFundMe type affair 10 years ago would have garnered over 5,000 dollars the first day.

      So, sorry Charles (insert brown note here)

      • rightymouse says:

        Yep. Ten years ago, Fatso would have been rolling in the dough.

      • Arachne says:

        Indeed. He could have had a little donate-a-thon twice a year, like Zip and Freep, and probably done very well.

        But you see, Fatass, when your audience is nothing but losers and the unemployed, well, oh well.

        And it hasn’t moved since Greg Goober’s donation (they say ONE day ago but I believe it was on Monday or Tuesday, wasn’t it?)

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        But Mr. Toot has his dignity as he shovels shit for progturd liars and grifter crooks like the Clintons.

    • Arachne says:

      And every day that goes by, his “average daily total” drops.
      It was previously $204/day
      Now it’s $175/day

      But that’s not surprising. It’s pretty much his blog’s business model, too.

      • kbdabear says:

        You’re not using Sabermetrics for Fat Charlie’s donation average

        The first few days Fatass had a Donor Average Donation In Play that was unsustainable

    • Bunk X says:

      Betty Boop always kinda creeped me out. It was that no-neck-no-jaw thing.

      • poteen2 says:

        That’s a black and white cartoon. -Trigger warning!- If you have a problem with the black parts you’re a racist. Problem with the white parts? You’re a cartoonist?
        Either way Bunk. You ain’t quite right. 😉

  24. Arachne says:

    Dear Fatass: The 60’s called. They’d like their hairstyle back

  25. Octopus says:

    I’m beginning to like this Ted Cruz fellow. At least he has the stones to push back a little, against the libturded MSM. They’re trying to hang him with same-sex marriage, while ignoring the fact that Islam is throwing gays off buildings every day. It’s ludicrous.

    http://therightscoop.com/boom-ted-cruz-slams-the-media-for-being-obsessed-with-sex/

    Then Texas’s junior U.S. senator — visiting Beaumont to meet privately with county officials and others — got in a light sparring round with reporters, mainly working on his attacks on Hillary Rodham Clinton and defending his views on same-sex marriage.

    “Is there something about the left — and I am going to put the media in this category — that is obsessed with sex?” Cruz asked after fielding multiple questions on gay rights. “ISIS is executing homosexuals — you want to talk about gay rights? This week was a very bad week for gay rights because the expansion of ISIS, the expansion of radical, theocratic, Islamic zealots that crucify Christians, that behead children and that murder homosexuals — that ought to be concerning you far more than asking six questions all on the same topic.”

    Cruz also said he did not think his opposition to gay marriage will hurt his chances with moderate voters.

    “With respect, I would suggest not drawing your questions from MSNBC — they have very few viewers and they are a radical and extreme partisan outlet,” Cruz told a reporter. He cited the expansion of “mandatory same-sex marriage” as an assault on religious liberty in the United States.

    • rightymouse says:

      I’ve already donated to his campaign. Ben Carson is next on my list and when Scott Walker jumps in, I’ll donate to him too.

    • Because olo says:

      So he smacked back at Obama’s byoching about Fox News.

      Well done, Ted.

      • Arachne says:

        And yes, Hildebeest – he isn’t going to go “easy” on you because you’re a woman.

  26. trebob says:

    Let’s see if I get the moderation monkey pissed off at me this time. Here’s Charles stalking Ginger even out to domain registrations. The guy must have a dozen routines scouring the interwebz for any mention of Ginger Chuck.

  27. trebob says:

    Charles and his stupid responses to Gary Bauer’s list of “Gotcha Questions for Democrat candidates” (http://rebootingliberty.com/gary-bauer-questions-for-democratic-presidential-candidates/)

    Of course Charles is too cowardly to actually respond in a manner that can be debated, he posts a monologue in his private echo chamber. Here are two responses:

    Q )

    What do you think should happen to private business people with strong and deeply held religious beliefs who choose not to serve at a gay wedding? Should they be driven out of business? Should they be bullied into compliance, perhaps through some sort of re-education program?

    A ) Private business owners who refuse to serve gay people are like private business owners who think they shouldn’t have to serve black people. They’re bigots, regardless of their religion. If people could use their religion to get around the 1964 civil rights act, we would still see “whites only” signs on business across the South, and even in other parts of the country. Would you like to see racists who think that the Bible forbids interracial marriage, be able to refuse to serve mixed race couples? Should people who refuse to serve gays be driven out of business? Yes. Should they be made to comply with anti discrimination laws? Yes. As long as what your customers want to do with the product that you’re selling isn’t against the law, its none of your business. Gays and lesbians are not harming Christians or anyone by simply existing. Having to obey the same laws as everyone else and serve them doesn’t persecute you.

    Q )

    Does the liberal virtue of tolerance include tolerance for those who oppose gay marriage?

    A ) If I come across someone on the street who opposes gay marriage, I will tell them that their opposition is misguided. That said, the government doesn’t have the right to force them to change their views. Forcing them to obey anti discrimination laws and sell wedding cakes to gay or lesbian couples, isn’t the same thing. Homosexual business owners shouldn’t be allowed to refuse service to a homophobic fundamentalist Christian couple either.

    So the obvious question that begs to be asked is “What if those businesses that refuse to make cakes for gay weddings are Muslim owned?” Charles is very critical of Christians and has a lot to say about them, but not a word of other religions that have the same proscriptions or feelings on certain subjects as Christians. There were several bakeries in Michigan that refused to make gay wedding cakes yet not a word about them. now we know Charles isn’t brave enough to answer us if we ask, nor does he have a capability to conquer his fear of Muslims enough to speak out against them as he does Christians, who don’t make finger guns at him or take AK-47s to art contests.

    His abortion answers are just as stupid and single issued as these.

    • Arachne says:

      Gays are not a protected class, dipshit. And gay marriage is a violation of RELIGIOUS beliefs, including religious beliefs held by most BLACK people in this country.

      And you keep saying CHRISTIAN. Are Muslims somehow exempt from scrutiny on this issue? ARE they?

    • Because olo says:

      A simple mind is a good thing to waste. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        At the time of the hysteria over the Pizzeria that never actually REFUSED to cater a gay wedding, Steven Crowder of Louder with Crowder (he’s fantastic!) went to a Muslim bakery with a hidden camera and asked the Muslim bakery counter dude if they would bake him a wedding cake.

        See what happened next: http://louderwithcrowder.com/hidden-camera-gay-wedding-cake-at-muslim-bakery/

      • Octopus says:

        The Left never really picked up on that one, did they? You’d think they’d be OUTRAGED, at a religious-based business discriminating like that. It’s so weird.

      • Because olo says:

        Yeah, it’s almost like they have a problem with being consistent or something. I guess if I were as smart and large-minded as Mr. Toot, I wouldn’t be hobbled by this hobgoblin of small minds. Gee, I wish I were as smart as Mr. Toot.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I don’t know of anyone, religious or not, who is against serving gay people in their place of business. The photographer, the baker, the florist, the pizza maker all said they have served gay friends in their shops and don’t have a problem with it.

        The PROBLEM is when they have to go to the site of a gay ceremony and basically participate in the activities. Or produce products that are specifically made to support a function they are against, a gay wedding. This is not the same as refusing to feed a gay person. Nobody is saying or doing that. It’s the ceremony they find objectionable. They shouldn’t have to support it.

        Our society gives exceptions for religious reasons all the time. Why is this different?

        Nice strawman there, dumbass, as per usual.

  28. Minnow says:

    As usual…. Barry pontificating on subjects he knows NOTHING about:

    1) Blah-blah-blah Businesses Barry – you don’t know shit about running a business. Yet, here you are – shooting off your mouth about what is right and how this or that should be done. Right.

    2) Blah-blah-blah black people. Like you know anything

    3) Blah-blah-blah gay people….discrimination…. You don’t know shit even if your brother is gay… telling us that businesses who refuse to serve gay people should be put out of business? Like it or not, it’s none of your business. Why can’t businesses decide who they want to sell services to?

    4) Blah-blah-blah Christians. So says the avowed atheist.

    5) Blah-blah-blah people on the street. Barry, you don’t have enough hair on your ass to engage anyone on the street and you know it.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  29. Minnow says:

    BREAKING EXCLUSIVE!!!

    Surf’s up.

  30. Because boogaloo says:

  31. Because beg, Barry, beg! says:

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Still hasn’t budged a nickel. Now he’ll read here and chip in $ just to prove me wrong. “Rick McCheese.”

      I saw a guy’s GoFundMe the other day. He has a cure for all disease. He will reveal all when he meets his $20 million goal. He’s raised $5 so far, and the donor was himself. LOLOLOL.

      • Because says:

        That’s easy. Death.

      • Arachne says:

        I would point out that after 16 days, he hasn’t even reached 25% of his total.

        An interesting juxtaposition would be the amount of donations Pam has received in a like period – without having to panhandle on Twitter ONCE.

    • trebob says:

      Oh crap! I did it again. I can’t seem to keep my mouth tweeter shut sometimes.

      I’ll punish myself with a cold beer later unless one of you ladies want to spank me for being bad. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      Debunk what? Last falsehood on your site that was debunked was you calling Doggart a GOP Congressional candidate.

      Oh and check it out. NO retweets. None. People are sick of his panhandling.

  32. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    Looks like a major publication interviewed Ginger. The interview was cordial and informative.

    Fatso and his lapdogs are SEETHING! I mean foaming at the mouth blowing snot bubbles SEETHING!.

    So fucking funny when the LGF putos are consumed by hate and envy.

    • Because says:

      They always blow snot bubbles. That’s how they blow.

    • Arachne says:

      Aw….and all Fatass got out of the Pam Geller affair was a dinky quote in the NYDN and he came off looking like a lying ass – which was shoved right in his damn face in the comments.

      Oh noes! And they didn’t even ask the other Johnson for a quote. I mean it’s a nice juxtaposition. Let’s review:

      Garfield, Texas – Pam Geller becomes a household name in America. People even mention how she used to be with Fatass. ONLY NYDN gets the quote and he comes off like an asshole. And Chen’s links in the comments were PRICELESS.

      He has no relevance. None. And his pathetic fundraiser proves it. He isn’t a cutting edge blog – his realm is as much a playpen as we have here. The difference is we KNOW we have a playpen – for serious instead of snark, we go elsewhere. Fatass has minions that still believe they are on an important blog.

      Check Alexa, folks, Chuck’s in the cellar.

  33. Octopus says:

    “RA-A-A-A-CIST! GET YOUR RED-HOT RACISM, RIGHT HERE!”

    http://thechive.com/2015/05/21/black-is-beautiful-46-photos/

    Now, there’s absolutely nothing racist about this tribute to dark-skinned beauty, but it would have to be a general freakout for the Race Detectives, wouldn’t it? I mean…racist and sexist. Exploitation! White male privilege, enjoying unearned free looks at minority women, as if they are being auctioned off at the slave market.

    I am appalled, aghast and taken aback, myself. I’m going to take another look, just to verify my feelings of outrage.

  34. Arachne says:

    I think Fatass has been dead in the blogging world since the whole Killgore Trout/Hoosier Hoops racist comment plants on other blogs in the dead of night. Sure the lefty blogs might agree with him politically (of course they’re probably not of a mind to trust him to begin with) but when he quite literally sanctioned the move, he put his approval on something that is simply.not.done. Had he put up a post apologizing to Hot Air and kicked Killgore off his blog, he probably would still have some standing. Not much, but some.

  35. Octopus says:

    Chunky thinks this means the six cops are all going to be found guilty. Meanwhile, well-known RWNJ Alan Dershowitz has termed this crazy lady’s actions “crowd control justice.” What is most likely to happen, is widespread rioting when the six cops are exonerated.

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2015/05/dershowitz-charges-in-freddie-gray-case-about-crowd-control/

    • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

      Poor Fatso, race baiters, and self loathing whites.

      It would have been so much better for them if it was six white male cops looking back at us.

      Pity

    • JimboXL says:

      Those must be white African Americans. Who do these progressive pigs call when their home is being broken into, 1-800-HEY-ACLU? Nope, they call the police who they constantly smear to protect them from the criminal pigs people they constantly cheer..

    • Arachne says:

      There’s a old saw in the law – “a Grand Jury can and would ndict a ham sandwich.”
      Is there anyone here that believes that the Grand Jury acted within the law or acted within the fear of the mob.

      Grand Jury indictments are one thing. Let’s see how far this goes in pre-trial. At the end of the prosecution’s case, by the way, FATASS, the defense can move for a dismissal of all charges, even if a jury is empaneled, if the prosecutor has failed to meet their burden of proof.

      It’s interesting that FATASS believes he knows more than defense and prosecution attorneys, all of whom have said these charges are monstrous, bogus and without merit.

      • Octopus says:

        He will be doubling-down on this one to the last burned-out convenience store.

      • Because racist says:

        These charges are monstrous, bogus and without merit, but they serve their political purpose. It’s going to be BBQ summer.

      • trebob says:

        The good part of all this is that the process is working. That message should get hammered home to those rioters and thugs.

        M.E. rules homicide on death of person in custody
        City attorney brings charges (was homicide something has to happen)
        Calls grand jury to process some testimony
        Grand jury indicts
        Trial then if necessary punishment.

        It’s good the process continues, its the right thing to have happen.

  36. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    “Those must be white African Americans.” or “Those must be black republicans.”

    • Because says:

      Black women for the white patriarchy!

      DRINK

      • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

        With that and “why I ran screaming from the right” is going to get my white privileged ass drunk well before Memorial Day.

  37. Arachne says:

    And one more word you need to remember FATSO –

    DISCOVERY

    And in criminal cases, it’s usually a one-way street. Which means Ms. Incompetent’s office has to turn over to the defense every scrap of paper they have on the defendants, provided it’s asked for.

    And I’m thinking the Police Union is going to make sure these officers get GREAT lawyers. Unlike the State’s Attorney – a complete boob.

    Oh, and I see the “false imprisonment” charges somehow have gone away. I guess the knife was ILLEGAL after all. Oh, and you have heard that the other guy in the police wagon has stated that Freddie was all over the place in the van, throwing himself against the walls while it was moving?

    DISCOVERY, FATASS — it’s a wonderful thing.

  38. Arachne says:

    And since I’m running a little clinic here, let me give FATASS a little background.
    A Grand Jury only hears the prosecutor’s version of the events. The prosecutors pick the witnesses and the prosecutors give the grand jurors whatever documents they want them to see. The defendants are not present, nor are their lawyers, and neither presents testimony or evidence, unlike an ARRAIGNMENT hearing (you all may remember this from the OJ Trial) where the prosecutor presents evidence and witnesses and the defense is allowed to cross-examine in front of a judge.

    If you don’t have a strong case, you go the Grand Jury. Because you are not held to a high legal standard for indictment.

    • Octopus says:

      So what you’re saying, Arachne, is that this is a slam-dunk case? The murderous pigs are going to be starring at a public luau, soon?

      I’m going to wait for Lawhawk’s expert dissection of the case, before I order my pu pu platter. 😉

    • Arachne says:

      I would point out that the prosecutor is going to have to prove, beyond reasonable doubt, that Freddie died from injury inflicted at the hands of the officers. If my understanding is correct, the police mandhandled him and severed his spine in the process of putting him in the police van.

      Which, um, doesn’t seem to explain the other passenger in the van saying that Freddie was upset and throwing himself all over the place while riding in the van.

      Oh and have you guys seen the video of the suspect in Baltimore walking along with the police? He sees the TV camera and immediately drops to the ground, screaming brutality. I think Zip has it.

  39. Because racist says:

    • Octopus says:

      My loathing for Statistics lives on, 30 years after I barely escaped the required course. 😡

      • Because says:

        Ever wondered why the Chinese aren’t buying the climatopolypse?

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Yeah they pulled the old “You first, dumbassed round-eye” on Obungle last year. LOL!

      • Because says:

        Many moons ago, in a Chemical Engineering class, I happened to be the only round-eye in the work group. The other three were Chin, Wakatake, and Mohammad from Iran. The two Asians tolerated me, but if I said “Mohammad”, they’d look at each other and start laughing. Mo didn’t carry any of his weight, and they were resigned to the fact.

        Real multiculturalism doesn’t work the way the theoreticians think it works. In reality, the Asians carry the weight, and then the round eyes, and the “diversity” gets a free ride.

        Sorry, that’s just the way it is, and they way it’s been for a long time.

      • Octopus says:

        “Many moons ago” is a racist-tic, an unconscious slur against Korean people named “Moon.” It’s a common Korean family name. Thought you could slip that by our privilege-checkers, didn’t you?

      • Arachne says:

        I remember statistics – two semesters at Cal required for the major. You could take any combination of voo-doo courses for Economics and Psych, but you were never able to escape the dreaded MATH.

  40. Minnow says:

    Columbia University be racisss.

  41. Because sexist says:

  42. Octopus says:

    She-Ra.

    My new personal trainer. Very strict.

  43. Octopus says:

    Benghazi Boogaloo Update: More Hard Proof Haggard Hillary Lied

    No amount of snarktastic tweets can make this story go away, it appears.

    I’m so sorry, Charles. You disgusting pig.

    Thursday, May 21, 2015
    BOMBSHELL: Clinton Personally Told Ansar al-Sharia Behind Benghazi a Day BEFORE She Blamed Video
    Posted by Aurelius Pundit at 12:13 PM

    Hillary Clinton was personally emailed by Sidney Blumenthal two days after the terrorist attack in Benghazi, Libya with specific information tying the terrorist group Ansar al-Sharia to the consulate attack. Ms. Clinton read and responded to the email. The next day Secretary Clinton spoke at Andrews Air Force Base and claimed specifically that the attack was because of “an awful internet video that we had nothing to do with.” We now know that Ms. Clinton knowingly lied thanks to secret emails that were released today.

    On September 11, Ansar al-Sharia carried out an attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya. Ambassador J. Chris Stevens was killed in the attack. Secretary Clinton was initially told that Ansar al-Sharia had taken credit for the attacks; however, she blamed an internet video slamming Muslims that night on MSNBC.

    The next day, September 12, she received an email saying the attack could have been because of an internet video. That was quickly debunked, however, the next day.

    That day, September 13, Secretary Clinton was emailed by Sidney Blumenthal, who told her specifically that the attack had been linked to Ansar al-Sharia.

    Ms. Clinton responded the same day, September 13th, saying that information “should get around asap.” Without question, she was now aware that the plan had been planned and carried out by a terrorist organization.

    However, the next day she and the White House specifically said that there was “no evidence” that the attack was pre-planned. In fact, Secretary Clinton specifically claimed that there was another reason for the attack: a YouTube video.

    Secretary Clinton
    “This has been a difficult week for the State Department and for our country,” Ms. Clinton said at Andrews Airforce Base. “We’ve seen the heavy assault on our post in Benghazi that took the lives of those brave men. We’ve seen rage and violence directed at American embassies over an awful internet video that we had nothing to do with. It is hard for the American people to make sense of that because it is senseless, and it is totally unacceptable.”

    Separately, Press Secretary Jay Carney, stated unequivocally that no evidence existed tying the attack to anything other than a video.

    “And my point was that we don’t have and did not have concrete evidence to suggest that this was not in reaction to the film,” he said answering a reporter’s question.

    We now know that this too was a lie.

    It was very difficult researching this article, as both MSNBC and the White House have scrubbed damning evidence from their websites. Thanks to Archive.org, however, I was able to find the pages in their original form.

  44. Octopus says:

    #nowplaying…

  45. Octopus says:

    –sign on Sis’s new dishwasher

  46. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    Fuck you pot head…. sarc tags are for the weak.

  47. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    Twitter is a “little girl’s tea party” compared to what USENET was.

  48. Pakimon says:

    Chunky Panhandling Update:

    Day 13 – $2448

    Day 14 – $2448

    Day 15 – $2448

    Chunkles hates it when reality slaps him in the face. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus got caught stealing money from the circus when it was in Denver.

      The methods used to recover the money make TSA searches look like a walk in the park.

      Ringling Brothers don’t play…. 😆

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      So is that the Indian version of the Donkey Show?

  49. trebob says:

    And Charles’ total donations for yesterday….(drum roll)…….ZERO!

    Charles your worst fears are showing to be true and you must realize by now that, as we’ve been telling you, you are irrelevant. Period.

    🙂

    • Arachne says:

      And as we roll into DAY 16 –

      Average daily contribution falls to $153/day.
      The sadness …. it burns.

      • Octopus says:

        But the pathetic begging continues unabated, in the face of all this cruel indifference. What a putz! 😆

  50. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    I guess @JohnFugelsang is getting a lesson tonight in why you should never text to @ChuckCJohnson. He has no ethics.
    8 hours ago

    John who?? Oh yeah that guy who used to be on TV with that babe Daisy Fuentes. I think Ginger’s more famous than him now.

  51. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    The name “Quiverfull” refers to how cultists like the Duggars see their gigantic families: as arrows in a quiver. Weapons in a war.
    9 hours ago
    For more about the far right Christian cult that spawned the Duggars: Quiverfull: Inside the Christian Patriarchy amzn.to/1JF77oQ
    9 hours ago
    Maybe with this Duggar family sexual abuse in the news, people will start paying attention to the deranged, dangerous “Quiverfull” cult.
    9 hours ago

    Here’s Mr. Toot piling on this innocent family because they’re Christians. One family member committed sexual crimes as a teenager which he has admitted to. Therefore strict Christians are shit and OF COURSE! “deranged” (Mr. Toot’s favorite word which he uses every other Tweet and blog post).

    They’re cultists? Yet covering up from head to toe in mid-summer when everyone else is heading to the pool with the kids for a nice cool splash, TOTALLY NORMAL!!! Having your wife walk behind you? Just a lifestyle choice! Forbidding your wife to have a caree? Careers are way overrated, calm down. Disallowing showing your hair in public? Hey you get to wear cool scarves!

    Mr. Toot, according to his own toot tooting is a Christianophobe and is egging someone on to take a shotgun to a church and murder a bunch of people. Just like, by his own reasoning he inspired Breivik’s horrific mass murder.

  52. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Mr. Toot feels this way every day when he spams his followers for money yet he’s stuck on $2448. And his followers never go up in number even though he Tweets many times a day. And when he says hateful things about Ginger or Pam. And then sees them on TV and podcasts talking to national media celebrities. And when he reads Pam pays herself $200 large a year. And Ginger must not be doing that badly since he’s self-employed and jumps on planes to follow stories fairly often.

    Which reminds me, remember just a few weeks back when Ginger went to Dallas and Garland? And Mr. Toot tried to warn Dallas that an armed stalker was approaching? And then tried to get Ginger arrested for going past the Garland PD’s crime tape by Tweeting to them? And no one ever responded or cared except his little loony band of Twitter pals that everyone ignores? Poor Mr. Toot. The more he toots the more he’s ignored.

  53. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    It’s very likely there’s more still to come out about Josh Duggar’s history of sexual abuse lgf.bz/1K74WZn
    9 hours ago

    And this is based on…..?

    And couldn’t we say the same about some weirdo who Tweets insults all day, has no family, lives alone, wears a hippy ponytail and goes berzerk in defense of transgenders and alternate sex lifestyle tattooed and pierced freaks? And who’s blog attracts weirdo furries and alleged Muslims who only type in purple all caps and ends every comment with BURR BURR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Is that someone you’d want around your kids?

  54. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Where was Mr. Toot? He should have been out there with his pale moobs on high beams supporting his fellow moonbat minority trannypeeps.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/05/video-topless-women-shut-down-traffic-in-san-francisco-for-black-womentrans-lives-matter-protest/

    Thankfully, Gateway Pundit has mercifully blotched out the heavy hangers and yeah as usual, they’re pretty much all hefers. Their double Ds are due to double helpings.

    • Arachne says:

      And thankfully I was elsewhere in the City at the time.

      • Octopus says:

        Like most nude beaches and resorts, the actual nudity of the herd is usually less than inspiring. 😦

        Do these people think they’re “shocking the straights,” when they’re out there showing the saggy junk? It’s just sad. I bet Mr. Inflate-A-Scrote was out there, somewhere.

  55. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    RT @geraldposner: Having a bad day? Consider in 1976, Ron Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for, $800, today worth over $70 billion. http:/…
    4 minutes ago

    But then Ron Wayne brightens up when he realizes he’s still worth WAY, WAY more than Gus.

  56. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Oh Noes!!! Geraldo is a racist!!!!

    Rivera:

    Earlier today, Baltimore registered its 100th homicide this year. Baltimore has almost as many homicides as New York. [Baltimore’s population is] 600,000 people; New York is 8.4 million. 15 times the murder rate of New York, Baltimore is right now. It seems that — I believe the Freddie Gray case will mark the decline into irrelevancy of the modern civil rights movement. It seems that they are only interested — “black lives matter” — black lives matter only when they’re killed by cops, particularly white cops. Where is the outrage on the 100th baltimore citizen who’s been shot dead this year? There is none. And I think now you have the cops backing off. Arrests are plummeting. Baltimore will become — [a fellow Fox guest] used the term “a blood bath.” It’s a killing zone.

  57. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Thanks to the unjust outpouring of hatred and distortion in all of the media and of course Mr. Toot’s blog and Twitter posts, a lunatic was inspired to try and assassinate George Zimmerman.

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2015/05/zimmerman-shooter-out-on-bond-turns-in-guns/

    I don’t understand why they let him make bond? The bullet grazed GZ’s head and was clearly intended to accomplish murder. He also told police he hoped he got him this time. Which means he wasn’t just trying to scare him. I never understand why people get lesser sentences or more lenient treatment just because they have bad aim, or the hit man they tried to hire was actually a cop.

  58. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    A soldier explains why he would not be allowed to treat national security like a joke as Mr. Toot’s favorite Not That Evil candidate, scumbag Hillbag did as SoS.

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2015/05/soldier-what-if-i-used-email-like-hillary-clinton/#more-128075

    The New York Times revealed Monday that Clinton regularly discussed and circulated emails from close family associate Sidney Blumenthal as a source for Libyan intelligence prior to the Benghazi attacks on September 11, 2012.

    This is problematic since Blumenthal doesn’t work within the administration, defense or intelligence community — and doesn’t have a secret clearance…

    The decision to discuss highly sensitive national security information outside of secure channels without proper oversight and control is not only criminal by military standards, it can also be compromised by counter intelligence agents of foreign enemy governments…

    Such a compromise could have devastating and potentially deadly consequences to national security and the safety of the members of the intelligence community. If I had discussed classified missions, on a compromised server, with someone who did not hold a security clearance, the consequences would be harsh and career ending, far different from the protected status Clinton has enjoyed thus far.

    IOW Hillbag’s aleady proven to be a traitor at a minimum by reckless abandon and total breach and disregard of any security procedures. And certainly should not be given another chance to hand over all of our secrets and put national security at risk for her money-grubbing schemes.

  59. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    The Radical Inclusiveness of Black Lives Matter lgf.bz/1K6iQLg
    16 minutes ago

    http://prospect.org/article/radical-inclusiveness-black-lives-matter

    This is all about how Muslim bullshitters pretending to be discriminated against can get on the Black Lives Matter victim train. In the article the protests are all assumed to be self-evidently good. And a big dose of insular logic used to assert that because people protest and riot then cops must be racist assholes and the protesters must be in the right.

    Proggy propa-porn at it’s most refined. Here’s another one on the same lines from International Socialist Review.

    http://isreview.org/issue/96/black-lives-matter

    Looks like some top Apparatchik has commissioned this drivel and ordered it be sent out to all the pinko media outlets, LGF and Mr. Toot’s Twitter drool being one of them.

  60. Because sexist says:

    You need to get those undies in the dishwasher STAT.

  61. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    While we’re waiting for a new post, might as well look at this:

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      But don’t make her mad

      • Octopus says:

        I saw her last fight, which took about 30 seconds. No, you don’t want to irk Ronda. You want to be nice as pie, and keep her well-fed, like a pet lioness. I would make her a sammich. Get her a beer, too, if she was thirsty.

  62. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Here’s Joe Bastardi ridiculing the Preezydunce’s bullshit climate claims in his speech to Coast Guard grads on Twitter.

    http://twitchy.com/2015/05/21/media-do-your-darn-job-joe-bastardi-shreds-obamas-absurd-claim-about-climate-change/

    Climate change causing rise of Boko Haram?? NO TEMP CHANGES THERE LAST 10 YRS! another absurd climate change claim pic.twitter.com/OBimdRCSvA

    — Joe Bastardi (@BigJoeBastardi) May 21, 2015

    Mr President, its like your Texas statement. You use 1 yr of dry where Boco Haram is, but last 10 yrs WET! pic.twitter.com/lXmPkWPJ1s

    — Joe Bastardi (@BigJoeBastardi) May 21, 2015

    MEDIA.DO YOUR DARN JOB. 1 year of dry in Nigeria is not climate change. 10 yrs abnormally wet pic.twitter.com/fwWDlazndd

    — Joe Bastardi (@BigJoeBastardi) May 21, 2015

    “Severe drought helped to create the instability in Nigeria that was exploited by the terrorist group Boko Haram.” pic.twitter.com/Z4V1Ysqoza

    — Joe Bastardi (@BigJoeBastardi) May 21, 2015

    • Octopus says:

      When the eco-loonies are blaming Islamist Terror on climate change, you know their little charade has jumped the shark. 😆

      • Because weeeee says:

        They’ve been doing that for years. Benghazi was also because of global video or something.

  63. Because weeeee says:

  64. Because weeeee says:

  65. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    No it’s not a Monty Python skit. Jihadists beclown themselves by bickering over the splodydope pecking order.

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/224397-cleric-from-russia-caucus-accuses-isis-of-corruption/

    slamic State fighters claim they are not getting the chance to blow themselves up because they are being bumped down the suicide-bomber waiting list by nepotistic leaders.

    A Chechen militant has complained that Saudi jihadis are favouring their own friends and family for bombing missions.

    Kamil Abu Sultan ad-Daghestani said fighters were becoming increasingly angry after being left languishing on the waiting list for months.

    Ironically, he said some militants were dying on the battlefield before getting the chance to carry out a bombing.

  66. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Watching Marie Harf fend off journalists questions about how is it that Hillbag is not a serial felon and traitor to her country. Harf’s general tactic goes something like this:

    I’m sorry? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion. Bare ass me again.

    • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

      I wrote an email to the White House asking how they could parade that annoying pompous bitch Marie Harf out in front of the American people. I said doing so will probably guarantee a Republican win in 2016.

      Here’s what a bullshit stock email response looks like

      Dear Pineapple,

      Thank you for writing. I appreciate the thoughtful messages I receive from Americans with deeply‑held views that may not always align with mine. Dialogue on a broad range of issues is critical to moving forward in areas that matter to all of us. When we disagree, even fiercely, it doesn’t mean we don’t each love this country and want to make it better.

      As it has for more than two centuries, progress comes in fits and starts. It’s not always a straight line or a smooth path, and recognizing we have shared hopes and dreams won’t end all gridlock, solve all problems, or substitute for the painstaking work of building consensus. But we must find common ground and make difficult compromises to reach a better tomorrow.

      Again, even if we don’t see every issue the same way, I want you to know I am listening and I appreciate your perspective.

      Sincerely,

      Barack Obama

      • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

        And what WTF is “in fits and starts” is this lingo I’m unfamiliar with?

      • Arachne says:

        Wow – that was so sugary you should schedule a glucose tolerance test to insure against developing diabetes.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        Dear Mr. President:

        Thank you for the response.

        You and I do not both love this country and want to make it better. That, or you are using some strange opposite dialect of English. Yeah, it’s the first thing, I’m afraid.

        We also don’t have shared hopes and dreams, except perhaps at the most basic human level. I have daughters, too. I want them to grow and prosper. We differ after that; I, for example, don’t hate yours or accuse them of some sort of “privilege” when they succeed – unlike your supporters, I have a healthy respect for success and I would certainly send mine to the finest schools (like you) and feed them the finest foods (like you) if I could. We do the best we can, especially under the pressures of your “loving” and “better” policies. And you know what? That’s OK. I could’ve made some different choices and been wealthier. I know that you know some people that made choices to become wealthy. Personally, I’d rather be honest. No offense meant.

        Lastly, I’m not working toward consensus or difficult compromises with your supporters. Your supporters do not compromise, nor accept any consensus not their own … but you know that, you read Alinsky’s book and probably had dinner with Cloward and Piven. To them, I’m an evil person that cannot be bargained with (unlike say, al Qaeda and the Shiite fanatics of Iran). No, I’m just waiting until you’re out of office, and working to undo the damage you’ve inflicted where I can. Wish me luck; I’m your great-great-grandchildren’s only hope of inheriting the rich treasure of being an American citizen which you so disdain.

        In a couple of years, you’ll have your big house and wealth in Hawaii and be disconnected from the office of POTUS in a different way than golfing. That’s kind of cool; all you Presidents age so much in office that I pray for your health and happiness. Unfortunately, your new “retirement” house is on an island and as I hear it the seas are rising. Odd choice, to my eyes, given that Coast Guard speech. I’d be inland and uphill, like that evil idiot George W. Bush. Anyway, I’ll see you on TV soon. Take care!

        Sincerely,
        OLT

      • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

        Not that he gives a shit because he doesn’t, but OLT you should send that, or a variation thereof so it’s read by at least one of his handlers in the White House.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        You know, I’m a real asshole at times, but I would never send something that snarky to a POTUS. We must respect the office; God knows them men (and women, I am sure) that occupy it will have numerous faults, so respecting them will be impossible.

        And poor Barack did not become a spayshul snowflake on his own or by accident. I realize he inhabits a rarefied plain of existence, so I settle for annoying his asinine worshipers.

        It’s weird. His people love Muslims, or at least profess to, and Muslims are pretty much commanded to kill idolaters.

  67. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    ISIS justifies slavery and rape in their latest slick online magazine “The Rolling Heads”. Ha just kidding it’s not called that. But they do justify slavery and rape straight out of holy scripture and from the mouth of the one who shall not be drawn as a cartoon upon penalty of death.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/05/isis-issues-new-report-on-sex-slaves-defends-rape-of-yazidi-women/

    So why again haven’t moderate and rational Muslim clerics questioned and removed this depraved filth and inhuman barbarism from their holy book and teachings? Oh right, the problem with Islam is you can’t talk about the problem with Islam as my girl Pammy puts it.

  68. Pakimon says:

    I see “wet willies” and “atomic wedgies” in Gus’ future. 😆

  69. I bet all you dittoheads are busy scrubbing your AdultFriendFinder account lest Ginger out you.

    • kbdabear says:

      I’ll bet you’re busy deleting yours lest your sister finds out you’re cheating on her

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I don’t know what that is.

    • trebob says:

      Geez Frank, you’re dumb. Every time you call anyone here dittohead, you are showing how ignorant you are. Good thing you are a member at LGF. No real useful blog would have you.

      Did you donate to Charles so he doesn’t have to go get a job at Walmart? Did you notice, no one has donated a penny for almost four days now? Do you find that you are embarrassed for Charles? After all, he made himself look almost as foolish as you do with his little gofundme nonsense.

      Nothing says irrelevance like being ignored.

      • Arachne says:

        Yep, he has no idea how the “ditto” thing came about. He thinks it’s something libs came up with to annoy Limbaugh listeners. When they could give a shit what emptyheads like Frankie and the Swamp things think.

        And yeah, where’s Franklie’s donation. Three-day weekend’s coming up, there, Frankie – boss needs snacks and beer.

    • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

      Stabby, you used to be far more interesting on LGF, you were one of the few hated liberals over there until you said “AdBlock”….. whoops.

      Now you’re a washed up one trick pony…. sad.

      “you’re a dittohead!” “you dittoheads!” “what a bunch of dittoheads!”

      • Arachne says:

        Better a “right wing dittohead”
        Than a “left wing shithead”

      • frabbystinclair says:

        franksinclair wishes he could give Ron Jeremy “dittohead”.

        Especially after Ron finishes “servicing” stabby’s frank’s mom’s ass.

    • frabbystinclair says:

      I bet Ron Jeremy is busy “scrubbing” the inside of stabby’s franksinclair’s mom’s ass with his dick.

      • pineapple laughs at fatso says:

        That must get boring after awhile. Just another day at the office for Ron.

    • frabbystinclair says:

      stabby’s franksinclair’s mom?

      Hey stabby frank!

      Who’s your daddy?

      No, really! Do you even know?

      Hint: I don’t think it’s Ron Jeremy. 😆

  70. Octopus says:

    Chunky and Gus could both use an Adult Friend, but good luck finding one within their price-range. They don’t take empty Dew bottles smelling of pee, last I heard. Nor do they accept empty Sterno cans. It’s more of a cash-based business, I’m afraid.

  71. Pakimon says:

    Who said it was a dog?

    I think I know why Gus’ neighbors are being so unfriendly. 😆

  72. Frank Sinclair says:

    This blog is being monitored.

  73. Because no, I'm an ugly one says:

    • kbdabear says:

      What part of “NYPD found inconsistencies in her story and she refused to cooperate in the investigation” did Fatass miss here?

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles has a fantasy that she’ll drag her mattress all the way to Culver City and upon which she’ll “thank him” for his defense of her from the online safety of his hideout. 😆

    • Because says:

      “Real life”? What real life?

      • Frank Sinclair - Real American says:

        The real life where you and other dittoheads live in a hermetically sealed world where everything outside is “the liberal media.”

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Did I mention:

      • Frabby Stinclair - Basement Dwelling Fat Kid says:

        Ron Jeremy hermetically seals Frank Sinclair’s mom’s ass

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      OK we take back the pretty part.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Wow, I read that finally. This is a different chick who pressed charges weeks after Nungasser tried to kiss her at a party. She claims sexual assault and put him on trial.

      Reading the comments, I think we are doomed as a culture.

  74. kbdabear says:

    “Anonymous” gave a donation to the Fatass Fund for $25 bucks today

    I really feel that we should make a donation in Fat Charlie’s name to “The Human Fund”

    • Pakimon says:

      I’d bet “anonymous” is actually Chunkles donating to himself in a pathetic attempt to “jumpstart” his pathetically stalled out panhandling page. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Agreed. Or maybe his brother.

      • Pakimon says:

        I wonder if his brother burned through his part of the inheritance as fast as Chunky?

        Not being gainfully employed makes inheritance money evaporate pretty fast.

        Mouse-Ka-Mania royalties not withstanding… 😆

  75. Because the who? says:

  76. Pakimon says:

    Sssssssssssh! Be vewy vewy quiet. We’re being monitored…

  77. rightymouse says:

    This is for Stanky. 😆

  78. Because says:

    Need new thread.

  79. Because says:

  80. Octopus says:

    ISIS is very grateful to their benefactor, btw. He’s done them a great service.

    http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.1350/isis-posts-photos-thanking-obama-for-spoils-of-war.html

  81. Octopus says:

    Picture the little sycophant running back to the swamp, feverishly posting about how he scared the stalkers to death by pretending to be a WordPress monitor. High-fives all around, and a sweaty bear-hug from the Fat Man.

    • Pakimon says:

      It’s just stabby/franksinclair.

      I’d picture him waddling more than running. 😆