Once a fierce critic of Islam, Shiplord Kirel is now one of its biggest apologists. In what is becoming a normal activity for him, Kirel goes on a rant claiming that Muslims in Texas are in danger.
This guy is crazy!
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This nutjob has been calling for a religious war in Texas for some time now. I think the authorities should be notified, that he’s unstable and spoiling for a serious incident linked to religious paranoia.
This was in 2013 — there have been other paranoid rants since then.
https://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2013/05/04/shiplord-kirels-paranoid-rant/
Shiplord Kirel’s paranoid rant
Posted: May 4, 2013 | Author: Daedalus | Filed under: Animal Farm Lunacy, Charles “Icarus” Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles “Icarus” Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Humor, Little Green Footballs, The Sage of Culver City |59 Comments
LGF is a blog run by a shut in and read by shut ins. They believe any paranoid fantasy told by Charles and invent stories of their own. Shiplord Kirel aka Jimmy from Lubbock claims Christians are preparing to kill Muslims.
Jimmy needs to stop being a shut in and get out into the real world.
Interesting that the link to the vid is dead, ya?
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/35949_LGF_at_the_BBC
He’s been purged from the BBC site. Somebody got a good whiff of teh crazy. 😯
The Beeb never completely glommed onto the glory of Charles. He was merely a fart in a closet, a toot in the dark.
Bu bu bu bu bu bu.
Bu bu bu bu bu bu.
Bu bu bu, bu bomb Iran.
There haven’t been any really violent assaults yet
Wrong, shithead
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/04/us/garland-mohammed-drawing-contest-shooting/
And isn’t ISIS training over the border, there, Shitload Kirel? Maybe you should familiarize yourself with Islam’s PLAN for the U.S. Andy McCarthy spelled it out in “The Grand Jihad.” Pam wasn’t wrong.
There’s no ISIS training camps in Mexico. That story has been debunked. ISIS recruits online and they have people here already. They probably have a cell in Lubbock.
Yep, there’s the beef.
Sheeplord is all worried about fantasy attacks, meanwhile real attacks occur and he blames the targets.
Charles Sun, Nov 2, 2003 4:26:35pm
Shiplord Kirel: I’m so sorry to hear your nephew was a victim of the jihadis, but glad to know his life isn’t in danger. If you speak with him, please convey my gratitude for his service to our country.
Charles Sat, Oct 6, 2007 10:18:14pm
re: #50 Shiplord Kirel
I think there is going to be a showdown, yes. And I’m not going to be on the side of the far right in that showdown.
Charles Thu, Mar 13, 2008 3:16:23pm
re: #238 Shiplord Kirel
Before you decide on that, maybe you should go look at what ‘justiceforall’ posted in the IVAW thread. Or the Al Jazeera thread.
Charles Sat, May 17, 2008 1:34:13pm
re: #381 shiplord kirel
I honestly think that Free Republic has been way too tolerant of extreme comments.
Charles Tue, Oct 28, 2008 6:30:07pm
re: #325 shiplord kirel
And unfortunately, you wouldn’t believe how much crap I receive for my position on evolution. What you see on LGF is only part of it.
Oh spare us – “only part of it.” No one loves to play the whiney victim more than you. If you were being blasted with criticism, you’d be posting everything on the hour. Admit it, man – it’s over. Your pathetic fundraising is almost two weeks old and averaged $202 a day,
And dude, really – if there’s any group getting annoyed it’s people on your Twitter feed being asked for money every day. Hmmm….I wonder if the payment for the herd of bought followers is coming due. Like your rent/mortgage payment, PG&E, water, garbage, web hosting,…..
Like evolution and science give a crap about you. 🙄
Chunky Panhandling Update:
Day 10 – $2428
Day 11 – $2428
Day 12 – $2428
Looks like someone is going to have to cut back on the Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Then again, $2428 should be enough for one more splurge.
Even after the IRS takes their cut. 😆
Question that someone here might be able to answer.
Does GoFundMe have a time limit on its pages or is it open-ended?
I thought they give you a month to reach your goal but I’m not sure.
Never mind.
I found the GoFundMe “selling points”.
It really is online panhandling.
Maybe Gus should start up a page. It would sure beat dumpster diving and providing “services” at the local truck stop. 😆
Sidenote: There are some really worthy causes at GoFundMe. Most of the people who have pages there aren’t panhandling frauds like The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail™
And I still wonder why he has “Arts” in the upper right hand corner of his GoFundMe page since his whole raison d’etre for the Page is to finance his blog.
Because the blog’s fiction?
He must be justifying it because of the guitar videos. Pathetic.
The Toot! Art at it’s finest!
Charles
Will you be transparent and post details of how you spent the donations.
Surely you aren’t blowing the whole load on black tee shirts and brill cream
Not just the IRS – Moonbeam and the State of California will be holding their hand’s out for a 10% cut as well.
GoFundMe takes a bit off the top, too.
TRANSLATION: I went into my sock drawer and trolled the comments section. 😆
Er… Wait a minute!
Why is Chunkles providing a link to LGF?
I thought “Jim Hoft’s RW audience” was purged from LGF so they wouldn’t pollute it with their wingnuttery, hate and racism!
Oh, that’s right.
Chunkles wants you to wade into The Bog to get to the Jim Hoft article so he can collect blog hits.
I keep forgetting The Chunkster craves blog hits the way a crackhead craves crack.
And he wonders why his GoFundMe page has stalled out… 😆
Um….isn’t that a feed from FOX?
And seriously, Tooty – please to explain what the hell we had a consulate for in an insignificant town like Benghazi anyway?
Man, you used to be smarter than this. No, wait, you were just as dumb. It was the people feeding comments to your blog that were smart.
Hmm. Tooty. That must make Gus Muldoon.
Nah….he’s “Mundane”…..
I wish I had the clout on Twitter – to ask all conservative bloggers to block and UNFOLLOW (if applicable) the asshole from their accounts. That way, when he insists on jumping in their timelines they could report him. Big no-no on Twitter now – getting in the timeline of someone who has blocked you.
Which is now why I understand big yellow egg from two weeks ago. If I had responded to him WITHOUT deleting Mr. Toot from the reply, he would have whined to Twitter that I was tweeting him after he blocked me. That’s how he’s attempting to get people. Have Egg account reply to tweet in a timeline – new version of the reply trap.
I looked at his comments section – the only negatives were two from Fatass and one from follower of Fatass.
Chunky makes up insane stuff. 😆
Oh, going back with Greenwald I see….trolling for replies.
Really hoping Glenn will notice you again, stinky britches?
Pay attention to US, Fatty – we’re the only ones who REALLY care.
That’s another one! 😆
What “corruption” has Citizen’s United enabled, praytell?
Because when you want to start talking corruption dumbshit, let’s talk about Stimulus money going to keep union jobs afloat which in turn allowed Unions to pay big donations.
Now shut up.
Wanna talk about the Clinton Foundation?
Uh. Someoe got his toque qu quoq uqoquqo points.
Speaking of endangered Muslims, this local longtime reporter nearly got stoned to death for suggesting…the obvious truth.
http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2015/05/09/detroit-reporter-tells-truth-about-muslims-in-michigan-forced-to-apologize/
Victor Davis Hanson had a shitty year. Here’s to better days, for one of our finest minds dealing with the real issues of the day, history, and the human condition. It’s always nice to read his intelligent pieces after witnessing the drooling idiocy of Chunky and his minions for too long.
http://pjmedia.com/victordavishanson/pathei-mathos/?singlepage=true
How absolutely awful. 😦
I know. I hope he doesn’t stop writing, due to depression and fatigue.
I notice, and not surprisingly Shitload Kirel is short on any specifics. LGF is the home of the strawman slayers. Shitload once again takes the high road, this time against Teh Christian violent crazees!! Oh they’re behind every bush and peaking around every newspaper with sunglasses on, armed to the teeth and ready to moider all the Muzzies.
Next Shitload will boldly come out against against the wingnuts in regards to campus gang rapes and unwarranted police shootings. And cat juggling.
You go, Shitload!!!
You know what NONE of these defenders of the Clinton Crime Family are mentioning?
WHY does the organization only give 15% to actual charitable works? They have something like 32 so-called employees? Why is 85% going to salaries, travel and NON-charitable expenses.
And when will you lamebrains start talking about the skimming of the Haiti funds? Any time soon?
We could care less that Clinton got $500K for a speech. What were the fringe bennies for the payor?
The truth does not matter.
Breaking! Breaking!
He”s going out on that sawed-off limb, again…
Prove it’s a LIE.
The race defender Mr. Toot stands up for fairness in reporting for minority criminal gangs.
Keep up the good works Mr. Toot. Maybe someone will give you $10 today for your “Arts” Go Fund Me account.
Maybe Anderson Cooper should take his microphone into the gangs hideout and ask them how they “feel” about how they were treated by the cops during arrest, etc. Oh, wait. All 197 of them are in jail on $1 million bonds.
I’ll bet Brian Williams has already been there, done that, and rides with the Bandidos.
Yes, they actually report it.
Otherwise, you’d know that the weekend was pretty rough in Chicago.
Fatso just had $20 dropped into his begging bowl. This is going to be a painful & drawn out experience.
See last category at the bottom of this page:
https://www.nationalgangcenter.gov/Survey-Analysis/Measuring-the-Extent-of-Gang-Problems
http://www.nationalgangcenter.gov/Survey-Analysis/Demographics
Another reason for the man-bites-dog appeal of white (or White Latino, LOL) gang violence.
hey Jimmy
Let’s take a tally
Texas Muslims killed by non Muslim Texans – ZERO
Muslims killed by honor killings by their father– TWO
Non Muslim Texas Islamophobes killed by Jihadi scum–13 and counting.
so go fuck yourself
Little Charlie needs YOUR help!
ICYMI, it’s not really spamming because it’s one of his followers
Shouldn’t awefullness not be exposed? Eww.
I’m sure Chuck’s all excited about the shout-out from this guy with 5,000+ followers. Except HE’s followed by someone who offers to sell you 5,000 followers for $29 bucks. He’s FOLLOWED by this person.
Chuck, dude’s a dud. I don’t think the bought followers are gonna chip in…..
The other followers he has are pretty much total losers from what I can see.
Could this be the missing Ludwig van Quixote? His BIO says:
“Associate professor of physics, specializing in optical science, at UNC Charlotte.”
Inquiring minds and all.
“Like NPR”
BULLSHIT
you aren’t like NPR asshole. you are one fucking guy with a blog, who cuts and pastes stories from media matters and mother jones. you occasionally copy commentary somebody else said and use it like original material
so beg away, but don’t pretend to have anything original
hahahahahaha…..
“like NPR”
hahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha
Jimmy’s got more problems than a Chinese math book.
he’s got 99 problems but a job ain’t one
Too paranoid and jumpy to leave the house, is poor Jimmy. Dang Islamophobes ready to open up with their automatic weapons, at the first sight of an A-rab or high-jab. It’s scary out there!
If We Just Keep Lying About It, They’re Bound To Believe It Eventually: https://www.americanprogressaction.org/issues/green/news/2015/01/22/104714/anti-science-climate-denier-caucus-114th-congress/
Anti-Science Climate Denier Caucus: 114th Congress
With a headline like that, you know it’s got to be good! 😆
After the warmest year in recorded history, a shocking number of congressional Republicans—more than 56 percent—continue to deny or question the science behind human-caused climate change. Here are the facts:
Ninety-seven percent of climate scientists agree that current human activity is contributing to the warming atmosphere and causing the global climate to change.
One hundred sixty-nine Republicans in the 114th Congress are on record questioning or denying the science behind climate change.
Fifty-three percent—or 131 members—of the House Republican caucus question or deny the science behind climate change.
Seventy percent—or 38 members—of the Senate Republican caucus question or deny the science behind climate change.
As Congress returns to the nation’s capital, the new Republican-controlled Congress has made it clear that it has no intention of prioritizing action on climate change. In fact, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) and the new head of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee, Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK), have vowed to stop the Environmental Protection Agency’s, or EPA’s, attempt to curb carbon pollution and slow the devastating effects of climate change. For more information about climate deniers in the 114th Congress, see the following fact sheets on members of Congress from:
Colorado
Georgia
Iowa
North Carolina
Tiffany Germain is the Research Manager for the ThinkProgress War Room at the Center for American Progress Action Fund. Kristen Ellingboe is a Researcher for the ThinkProgress War Room.
They got the War Room on permanent war footing, and more made-up “facts” than you can shake a frozen hobo at. Ask Gus about what a warm year it’s been, if you need an expert opinion. He lost some toes this year and last.
Is a war room violence-causing, like using crosshairs on a map?
Asking for a friend.
BTW, Mattress Woman at Columbia (false rape accuser) took her mattress to graduation.
I am so glad I went to a real University.
I’m sure her mattress is delighted. Don’t they make a cute couple?
You’d think the mental trauma of having the entire world think you’re a weirdo would outweigh the trauma of a “date-rape.”
Guess not.
The only one not happy is the guy she falsely accused.
He’s suing the University http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/27/living/feat-columbia-mattress-project-lawsuit/
So, Columbia is about what, $25K per year tuition? So this chick spends over $100K (of someone else’s money no doubt) and then wants to make it all about her.
That’s about right for engineering, which is pretty high but not as high as I expected. I wouldn’t let my kid take engineering there, however. Not with this kind of shit being tolerated and promoted.
If I read the schedule correctly, that’s for the Visual Arts program which is what Emma “Mattress Back” Sulkowicz is majoring in. Engineering would probably cost more, but she’d at least be able to use leverage carrying the mattress or develop some sort of conveyance for it.
They have a very detailed list of tuition costs online. Engineering undergrad was just under $25K for the year.
My daughter is spending less than that for a year including housing, food, fees, books, etc. right now at a state university. Still expensive.
Mattress Rape Protester spent more than $100k learning to be this truth-averse.
What I find most curious about this case is this woman, with a Jewish-sounding name, is using this rather obvious reference to bearing a cross. I think she has even bigger issues that appears.
She falsely accused for our sins.
BEG-A-THON ALERT!
Someone just coughed up another $20 for Charles’ artisan cheese fund. @drskyskull is Greg GBur.
And I’m still thinking that 5,000 of his followers are purchased.
Oh, and just for grits and shins, I checked over at the Freepathon – they’re at $56,000+ – 60% of the goal of $88,000. I believe they were at $43,000 last week at this time.
$13,000 in a week is more than Fatso’s total goal.
Actually I checked with a tax attorney in the office about GoFundMe funds being taxed – he says that the income from a GoFundMe campaign for personal use is a murky area. You are not a 501(c)(3) so it’s not tax deductible. IRS regs are constantly being re-written so it would not surprise him if the law changed so that you will need to declare it as income no matter WHAT you use it for. You are being GIVEN money and we all know that the gov’t wants its cut.
Now, that said, if Fatty says the money is to run his blog and to pay for it’s upkeep, it may be that any income generated from the blog is TAXABLE.
And actually – and don’t everybody faint at once at what I’m about to say – After some serious consideration – my earlier snark notwithstanding – I don’t believe anything raised on GoFundMe SHOULD be taxed – whether it’s for the Fatass Failing Blog or for Mr. Mossberg’s Medical Expenses. These are transactions between individuals wanting to support other individuals. And the government should have nothing to do with it. This is money that’s already been taxed in whatever form it was initially earned by the individual doing the giving.
And as always, your mileage may vary.
Maybe he could use the money to incorporate LGF as a 501(c)(3). It sure worked out like gangbusters for the Clintons. Next thing you know, he’ll be delivering graduation speeches for community colleges for $300 a pop.
Someone just left a note at the beggar’s bowl..it’ll disappear soon.
“James Bevan 4 mins ago You support a drone program that kills tens of thousands of innocents each year, are a cheerleader for unjust government spying, and demonize patriots like Chelsea Manning and Edward Snowden. You don’t deserve anyone’s money.”
And it’s GONE. Mr. Peevish strikes again. lol!
Nice! Slammed from the left. Seems like Mr. Toot just can’t find the right tune after trading up to that fancy synth.
Snotting at Glenn Greenwald’s deranged minions will do that to you.
Anyone who considers Bradley (Chelsea my ASS) Manning anything more than firing squad fodder should find a rubber room and take up residence.
Hint: the problem IS the fancy synth.
Stick with the toot. It can’t be killed. It’s as original as orange overalls.
Chelsea has a Y chromosome, but this is still fun to watch. 😆
Looks like he re-posted it. It will be easy for James Bevan to keep pasting the comment over and over again.
I guess frauds of feather flock together. Mr. Toot’s all in to the bitter end with Mattress Moron.
Emma deserves whatever creepy hatred she gets, asshole.
Knowingly falsely accusing someone of rape should be a crime in itself.
And these so-called “male feminists” (aka PUSSIES) who are falling all over themselves to believe rape allegations when and wherever made by someone possessing a vagina should remember:
(1) that shitbag Crystal Magnum and
(2) that douchebag Leah Dunham.
There’s something oddly fitting about the name “Sulkowicz”. If she had any wits, she wouldn’t be a professional sulker.
Chick likely has mental health issues in addition to being an obnoxious liar & drama queen.
You mean like the slime from your video?
Zappa just contacted me from beyond the grave Fatso.
He’s been talking to George Duke.
They would both like you to stop mentioning them.
And George wants the VW back. He says there’s a junk yard up there, and those things are in demand, because they sent so many people there.
Garry Kasparov…..you are officially forgiven (by me – I was very young at the time) for beating Bobby Fischer:
http://www.weaselzippers.us/224108-garry-kasparov-on-the-city-on-the-hill-i-saw-that-america-from-behind-the-iron-curtain-and-it-mattered-it-matters-still/
Amazing – the speech you’d like our OWN President to give….and see who’s analogy he uses.
He was always a good guy. And Fischer was always an entitled dick.
True – but it was during the time of the Cold War and he was OUR unethical dick.
I love the musical “Chess”.
Wait a minute – it was Spasky that defeated Fischer, wasn’t it?
He kinda was “ours”. Until he disappeared, and turned up in Yugoslavia.
I appreciate his attitude toward the IRS, though.
He gets that America is special. Obungle, not so much.
It’s called creating a successful business, making things that keep bum thieves out of peoples’ cars.
This is how twitter is done, Mr. Toot.
Michelle Malkin’s new book is out today. I don’t think she’s too worried about Mr. Toot’s supposed dirt on her. Anyway whenever loser fat smelly over pivileged ponytail pullers say they have “dirt” on a successful and powerful brown skinned woman….yep….you guessed it……DOGWHISTLE!!!. Shame on you Mr. Toot. I don’t think you’re really for minorities afterall.
http://www.amazon.com/Who-Built-That-Awe-Inspiring-Tinkerpreneurs/dp/1476784949/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1432043208&sr=8-1&keywords=michelle+malkin
It’s fun watching Steffi Nippleless be discredited. He’s a vicious little partisan masquerading as a journalist. I compare him to Krugman comically pretending to be a legitimate economist and not a progturd butt whore.
http://www.weaselzippers.us/224121-46-want-stephanopoulos-banned-from-campaign-coverage/
ABC has committed to pay him $105 Mil!!! to be their “Political Expert” for like 6 years!! Oh man this is too good. Did you see him go after Schweitzer before it was revealed he hid his donations to the Clinton gap-toothed hill ape clan slush fund? Too frickin’ funny.
Stanley Sea is a lowlife scumbag, backstabbing bitch to have said something like this about her own father on a blog of strangers. I feel sorry for him to have raised such a piece of shit daughter.
“I love my Dad, but he’s a racist prick. 😦 Sorry dad”
Good news!! Terrorism works! Especially in France.
http://pamelageller.com/2015/05/only-cartoonist-to-survive-massacre-at-charlie-hebdo-is-leaving-the-magazine.html/
As the article says though, the poor guy has been through a lot and no one can blame him. Oh wait, the entire political left DO blame him. Just like they blamed Geller.
Because let’s import more Muslims!! Ain’t multi-culti great!!
http://pamelageller.com/2015/05/turkey-muslims-shoot-19-year-old-woman-in-the-head-for-appearing-on-a-televised-song-contest.html/
It happened in Turkey where the Muslims are supposed to be moderate except their Preezydunce calls for the destruction of Israel almost daily.
Here’s another example where on a dating show a contestant casually admits murdering his wife. Jezuz people! The bitch probably deserved it! Let’s move on please. He’s a GOOD Muslim.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/05/08/turkey-dating-show-murder-wife/8854917/
Trey Gowdy crushes pointing out that the biggest obstacle to prosecuting crime in minority communities is getting witnesses to cooperate.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/19/gowdy-lack-of-witnesses-top-impediment-to-prosecuting-crime-in-minority-communities/
Mr. Toot can be counted on to make fun of Trey Gowdy’s hairdo.
Right on cue…
Charles Johnson May 19, 2015 6:29:58pm
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“This kind of shit right here is why I renounced these people and have been exposing their hatred for years.”
DRINK!
I don’t have enough bladder.
Chug!
And stalkers!!
millions of them charles
$$$$$$$$$$millions$$$$$$$$$
BTW: how’s your gofundme going?
/snicker
I assure you, you won’t, no matter how many lotto tix you buy with your EBT.
No worries Goos…… you’re on a path to end up like like Ted Kaczynski.
I’m just going to be ambivalent about typos anymore.
Or Navin Johnson.
DRAMA QUEEN
The fascinating thing about progressive bloggers is that they hyperventilate over things that haven’t happened like Christian terrorism, global warming destroying the earth, take your pick, and minimize things that have actually happened. For instance the two Muslim, yes Muslim killers with body armor and AKs who actually did something violent and hateful, the progressive pigs were the noise everyone heard after the shots and before the ambulance sirens, trying their best do damage control and pretend it didn’t happen. Yet they are now reaching high whiny tones over violence they think will happen. Why would anyone donate?
I’ve come to believe that progressives purposely claim the opposite of what’s true. Overtime we who point at the obvious truth just get broken down and exhausted trying to refute it all. Ultimately they get their narrative and march around triumphantly with their pants off and any real truth becomes ignored by the majority. I believe that’s happening now in America.