Name calling is all Mr. Toot can do

When it comes to debating skills, Mr. Toot has none. In a Twitter argument with Jim Treacher,  Charles resorts to name calling.

Debating is not Mr. Toot’s strong suit.

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136 Comments on “Name calling is all Mr. Toot can do”

  1. Octopus says:

    Here we go. 😆

    • Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

      • Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

        I’ll save you the swamp dip.

      • Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

        You know what else was horrible in the ’80s? White phony funky guitar playing hippies who wear orange overalls and steal Volkswagens.

      • Octopus says:

        You know he ran across that ad while looking up his old jazzy guitar videos, for some sloppy damp reminiscences. 😦

      • ISpeakJive says:

        What? Why was that racist and sexist?

      • Octopus says:

        Because a black man was dancing and singing, and white guys were flirting with girls while acting cool in a convertible. Might as well be an invitation to a Klan meeting, in Chunky’s dim little brain. 😆

        I just watched the local news, and saw a story about a guy in a local town who’s flying the swastika flag and the confederate flag on his gate. Now, I’m sure he’s got complicated reasons for his taste in outdoor decor, but to me, he’s just saying he hates Jews and nigras. Get that man a Mr. Microphone, so he can add an audio element to his presentation.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        How do we know those guys in that car weren’t shouting at a good looking man?

      • Because says:

        He doesn’t have opinions, he’s just confused, and needs to be community organized, or something.

      • Arachne says:

        And no one retooted Mr. Tweet.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        That’s teh State flag of Tennessee and the flag of Milyo*.

        * or a menu board, tough to tell from here, lol, olo.

  2. Octopus says:

    Islam has a no-nonsense approach to rape-victims.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      They felt like they were being easy on her The punishment was going to be they all get to rape her.

  3. Octopus says:

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/henrymiller/2015/05/13/the-new-bee-crisis-is-just-like-the-old-crisis-only-different/

    There will always be an environmental crisis, for the rest of human history. The people who benefit from the sky-is-falling panic of the month will never stop finding things to run shrieking and tearing their hair over, no matter how many times they are exposed as charlatans.

    Remember, the “bee crisis” was supposed to be caused by global warming, a couple years ago. Except, there was no warming, and there was no bee crisis. Now it’s a harmless pesticide. Get a scorecard, I guess.

  4. Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

    Ur MAMA!

  5. Because says:

    Is that what you’re drinking?

  6. Octopus says:

    It be okay to talk about “white thugs with guns.” Not racist at all.

    On the other hand, if you dare mention anything about this…SAY HELLO TO MY BAN BUTTON! 😆

    http://homicides.suntimes.com/

  7. Octopus says:

    Yup.

  8. Octopus says:

    Oof! Chunky’s not gonna like that one.

  9. Octopus says:

    It is weird. Hilariously weird. Especially when you change your position 180 on every issue overnight, proclaim yourself to have been duped for 8 years, but now you’re right on top of things. 😆

  10. sven10077 says:

    If there’s one person we know ain’t getting denser it’s Chunk…

    poor Chunk

  11. Pakimon says:

    Chunky Panhandling Update:

    Day 10 – $2428

    Day 11 – $2428

    Chunkles edited his GoFundMe page in an effort to drum up some interest.

    Gone are the honks and the bleats about how LGF enrages wingnuts, racists, etc.

    Now it has morphed into a weird sort of confessional and how LGF is a haven for those who can’t handle “trolls and haters”.

    For 14 years Little Green Footballs has been a source of unique stories about news, politics, art, culture and music, as well as a host for one of the best commenting communities on the web, wonderfully free of the trolls and haters that plague most comment sections.

    For a long time LGF was considered a “conservative” blog, but years ago we renounced the right wing, and are now dedicated to exposing their conspiracy theories and false stories, and the hate speech that flows constantly from bloggers such as Pamela Geller, Chuck C. Johnson, Breitbart News and especially Fox News.

    I can’t even… *facepalm* 😆

    • Arachne says:

      The Payday Perfect Storm has come and gone……and really, nothing.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Another pack of lies from the dumbest man on the internet. As usual he can’t keep his story straight. How could it have been “wonderfully free of the trolls and haters” for a full 14 years when half of that time it was, according to Chunk FULL OF RACISTS!!! And from 2001 to 2009 the trolls he was keeping out were left wingers and people denouncing LGF as anti-Muslim. The very people he now courts for participation in his blog. This means that for a full eight years LGF SUCKED according to it’s own blog owner.

      Chunk is such a fucking fraudulent idiot, why would anyone give him money. Oh right, he only has to outsmart moonbats! LOL!

    • Because says:

      Chunky shouldn’t be exposing anything. Eww.

  12. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    .@ariarmstrong When Reagan made $2 million for *two* speeches in Japan, I seem to remember conservatives defending it. What changed?
    45 minutes ago

    When was Nancy Reagan Secretary of State? Did I miss that?

  13. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    “Hey, good lookin’! We’ll be back to pick you up later!” lgf.bz/1AeAdt3
    12 hours ago

    But have the statute of limitations run out on this obvious rape threat? It has been some 40 years now. It may not be possible to bring those criminals to justice for their micro-aggressions. I think they may also have a case against Tom Sellick’s mustache and Tom Jones’ bulge. Oh the humanity!

  14. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    OMG!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!

    Here’s the old sexist rapist himself, Ron Popeil founder of Ronco. And the VERY FIRST thing he says to his own 11 year old daughter after fondling her bare shoulder is “We’ll SEE YOU LATER because you’re gonna make some other stuff on this set”.

    LOL! I’m guessing LGF morons thought the Anchorman was a documentary.

    • pineapple says:

      Veg-O-Matic is a totally bigoted commercial. Think about it folks … “Veg” is short for “Vegetable” referring to the brain damaged and people in comas.

      It’s horrible and disgusting to take shots at the mentally impaired who can’t defend themselves.

      *spit*.

  15. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Here’s a poignent scene where a bold feminist stands up to the typical ’70s male. This is exactly what it was always like back then before there were libtards.

  16. Octopus says:

    http://news.yahoo.com/extreme-athlete-dean-potter-dies-jumping-accident-014455885–spt.html

    I’ve been following this proto-Icarus for years, knowing I would hear of his death by wingsuit in due time. Just as all his friends in the sport, before him. It’s still sad, but he courted Death like Chunky courts an artisanal cheese sandwich. Also…Icarus. Fall down go splat. 😦

  17. Because says:

    Once again, Guus is late to the party.

    • sven10077 says:

      Gussie couldn’t cope with the reality that the govt is protecting Glee Casey Jones b/c he is a designated victim class.

  18. Octopus says:

    The Wimmensk Are Going To Take Over. 😯

  19. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Too bad Hitch isn’t around anymore to comment on the Pam Geller event.

    • Because says:

      Chunky “parted ways” with Hitch a long time ago.

      • Octopus says:

        Can we focus on the fact that Chunky’s assholish begging-bowl has come up dusty-dry?

        He got more than I suspected he would, but still…this is embarrassing, given the fake-numbers he spews about his failed blog. 😆

  20. rightymouse says:

    Fatso thinks things are tough?? Not even!!!

  21. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

  22. Octopus says:

    From Chive’s “Well, That Escalated Quickly” collection:

    Hey, you know what did NOT escalate quickly? Chunky’s Begging Fund.
    WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! 😥

  23. Juan Epstein says:

    Uh. Because the American Pharoah pulled all the troops out?

    • Octopus says:

      I wish the horse knew how to spell his name. 😉

      It’s “pharaoh.” But you knew that.

      • Arachne says:

        I don’t know that he can pull off the Belmont, though. He’s going to be running against DISTANCE horses, not sprinters.

      • Because says:

        What is it when the pharaoh moans?

      • Octopus says:

        If I were a betting man, which I haven’t been since my foolish twenties, I’d bet against AP in the Belmont. There’s always a ton of hype surrounding winners of the first two legs of the Triple Crown, but there’s a reason all of the contenders crapped out since ’78. The distance, the specialization of today’s horses, and the way horses are “saved” for the Belmont in order to go up against a tired horse.

        I did like the way AP handled the mud, though. Showed grit. On the other hand, he might have tired himself out even more than usual, winning under rough conditions and running up a big lead. I’ll be rooting for him to win, but he’s a longshot, in my casual-fan’s book.

      • Arachne says:

        Surprisingly, both Penny Tweedy and Ron Turcotte are predicting that American Pharoah can pull off the Belmont. Would be nice to have a Triple Crown winner – it’s been such a long time.

    • Octopus says:

      What is it when the pharaoh moans?

      Time for mummy to change his diaper.

  24. Octopus says:

    Hey, Fatass! Time for some more Benghazi Boogaloo. We have proof your Unicorn Messiah and his toadies were lying the whole time. Aren’t you proud?

    http://therightscoop.com/new-judicial-watch-memos-reveal-obama-lies-about-benghazi/

    Excerpt:

    Thanks to Judicial Watch obtaining new memos, Fox News is now reporting that the Obama administration knew that Benghazi was being used as a hub for the transfer of lethal weapons to Syria back in 2012. Former CIA Deputy Director Mike Morell suggested to Bret Baier that the CIA wasn’t doing the transferring, but was watching someone else do it.

    According to another memo dated September 16, 2012, just FIVE DAYS after the attack on the ‘consulate’ in Benghazi, the Obama administration via the DNI concluded that the terrorist attack had been planned at least 10 days before the attack occurred and that it wasn’t a coincidence that it happened on the anniversary of 9/11. If you recall, the Obama administration was lying about it, saying it was a demonstration against a film about the Prophet Muhammad that got out of control. They were saying this on the very same day this DNI memo went out to different agencies including the National Security Council and the State Department.

    They not only concluded that it was planned ten days in advance, they also wrote why the attack was planned in this same Sept. 16 memo:

    “The intention was to attack the consulate and kill as many Americans as possible to seek revenge for the U.S. kill of Aboyahiye (Alaliby) in Pakistan and in memorial of the 11 September 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center buildings.”

    One last thing this report reveals is another memo that shows the Obama administration not only knew ISIS was a threat, but predicted the formation of a caliphate 17 months before Obama compared ISIS to a junior varsity team.

  25. Octopus says:

    Like watching libturds’ heads exploding? Check out this CBC piece on Ayaan Hirsi Ali. They can’t handle the simple truth about Islam’s horrible misogyny. She lived it, and her life is in danger to this day for speaking out, and will be for the rest of her days.

    If Fatass was any kind of real feminist, he’d still be championing her cause, as LGF did in the Pre-Moronic Conversion days.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Last time he spoke of her he more than implied she’s an anti-Muslim bigot. Ya know, like Pam Geller. I think they both now have fatwas calling for their murders.

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, they do. When the murdering Mohammedans succeed in killing one or the other, Chunky will disgrace himself further by saying, “Durrr, it’s wrong to kill, but they provoked the poor Muslims into this desperate act.” Then he’ll go eat a huge cheese sandwich, and jack off.

      • rightymouse says:

        You forgot the avocado & burnt salmon.

      • rightymouse says:

        And he can’t find the magnifying glass, so jacking off is off.

      • Octopus says:

        He does this other thing now, where he has the Indonesian houseboy (yes, he came back…I think the cops are after him) jump up and down on his pannus, which indirectly stimulates what’s left of his manhood. It’s not great, but it’s all he’s got.

  26. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    The Stupidest Man on the Internet Starts the Week With a Huge Lie About Benghazi lgf.bz/1FtUhKm
    17 minutes ago

    Chunky has taken a stand to defend his beloved Preezydunce and his favorite Not As Evil As The GOP candidate! This isn’t going to end well for him.

  27. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Uh. If the surge “worked,” why does ISIS exist at all? @daveweigel @taylorjwofford
    1 hour ago

    Chunky takes another bold stance. After virtually EVERYONE agrees the Surge worked Chunky has now quixotically proclaimed that it didn’t. Because ISIS er something. Way to stay on top of things Chunky! And if we won WWII why are there still Nazis? And obviously the North failed miserably in the Civil War because RACISTS!!!!

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Stalker Charles is a denier!

      “If evolution exists, why are there still apes?” <- Made fun of that one before, donkey boy?

      Common ancestor, you aging misogynist creep.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      American PHARAOH pulled out the troops.

    • Arachne says:

      Um, didn’t ISIS originate in Syria? And aren’t these the same shitbags that everyone wanted to arm up against Assad?

  28. Juan Epstein says:

    Wait til he finds out that the Egyptian-Americans that own America Pharaoh are Arab Jews. Observant ones, no less.

  29. Octopus says:

    If welfare exists, why is there still Hobo Gus?

  30. Juan Epstein says:

    Uh. Pretty. Sure. Charline. Would. Like. A. Do-Over. Knowing. What. He. Knows. Now.

  31. Octopus says:

    “Wow” is right. Power doesn’t know the mattress-carrying bimbo was thoroughly outed as a lying hosebeast weeks ago? 😆

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Maybe the accused should add Powers and the US Gubmint to their lawsuit currently leveled at the University.

  32. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Would Mr. Toot have ejected 15,000 commenters/registrants if he knew there weren’t going to be 15,000 new libtarded ones replacing them?

    • Octopus says:

      Hell to the no. He thought he was going to strike it rich, like Ariana. 😆

      Here’s how he broke it to Killgore and Gus:

  33. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    This post is absolutely false, and you need to retract it. lgf.bz/1FtUhKm @gatewaypundit
    39 minutes ago

    Chunkles is getting all stompy footed.

    Sorry Chunkles. It’s Catherine Herridge, the no bullshit hard news Fox reporter who isn’t political.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/05/18/military-intel-predicted-rise-isis-in-2012-detailed-arms-shipments/

    Judicial Watch had to sue the government to get them. But they’re from the DoD and the State Dept.

    I’m so sorry ChunkyButt
    – CharminUser

  34. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Fundraising message of the day: help us continue debunking right wing lies by donating to our GoFundMe page: gofundme.com/green_footballs
    2 hours ago

    Wow. He really does intend to spam Twitter every single day to get money.

    • Arachne says:

      I’d like him to name a single right-wing LIE that he has personally debunked. You know, through reporting and research. Watching his daily desperation for money is hysterical.

      Hey Fatass – that amount you’ve collected? Less than the take home for my last paycheck.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      The statement itself is a lie too because look how much time and effort he devoted trying to “debunk” Glenn Greenwald’s NSA reporting. GG’s a far left liberal.

    • rightymouse says:

      His begging is still stuck on stupid from yesterday.

  35. Juan Epstein says:

    Uh. What’s. WIth. This. “We”. And. “Us”. Bullshit?

  36. Arachne says:

    I wonder, if when Mr. Toot put up that GoFundMe page, he started daydreaming about all the goodies he was going to buy when that money rolled in (I’m sure he figured three days MAX). He doesn’t get it. No one considers him a mover and shaker – he’s a linker – and a bad one at that, since he doesn’t like in a way designed to drive traffic to the original source.

    Hey Fatass – want to see how it’s done – check out Weasel Zippers. Zip literally forces you to go to the original source otherwise you’ll be hit with a “DID YOU EVEN READ the ARTICLE?” smack down when your dumbass buddies show up. Zip gets something like a million hits a month (I remember when one of your clown car riders thought she was being funny asking how much “bigger” Fartball Central was than Zip and we handed her ass to her with the stats. (Not made-up hits like you’re doing, either).

  37. Because this is how it says:

  38. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    I was just reading about this poor sonuvabitch rapper Chinx who was blown away by some other gang bangers in NY. As a rapper, he was an authentic real live thug with a long rap (ha!) sheet of attempted murder, robbery and drug dealing. So he kinda had it comin’. Anyway the story’s on CBS New York. And the comments, in addition to some being hilarious many were totally racist. Way more so than I’ve ever seen on right wing websites or Fox’s. Why hasn’t Chunky denounced CBS for doing nothing to clean up their comments section?? And they do have a moderator because there were a few apparently so egregious that they were suppressed.

    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/05/17/rapper-chinx-killed-in-queens-shooting/

    And his former rap group “Philthy Apes and Knee-Grows” with their #1 Rap Single, ‘A Banana just ain’t yellow anymore’ how are they taking his untimely death?

    In other hip-hop news, a Chinese rapper named “NiqqerZ” ate egrolls while studying trigonometry at his family’s 24 hour dim sum restaurant.

    MUH PEENUS BE LARGE
    ALL VEINY AND SWOLLEN
    LET ME BEND YOU OVER
    AND IRRIGATE YOUR COLON
    The sheer mastery of Chink’s lyrical delivery is overwhelming and has caused me to tear up…….hold on

    OMG I can barely breathe

  39. kbdabear says:

    Fatass doesn’t seem to be bothered about being called “Chuck” by Treacher even though the Ginger doppleganger has that nickname

    Has anyone ever called him “Charlie” on Twitter? I have a hunch if anyone did he’d flip out and go more apeshit than usual.

  40. kbdabear says:

    Care to provide some examples of that “rage”, Charlie?

    Fat Charlie loves to denigrate Twitchy, but they always provide examples of what they’re disgusted by

    • Arachne says:

      Rage? Well, okay, if you say so, I guess we’ll get around to rage….
      …when we’ve stopped making fun of him.

      • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

        So we’re never actually going to get around to rage.

        I don’t see myself not finding amusement in The One’s subtle narcissism.

      • Arachne says:

        I asked around about the rage.
        Everyone else missed it too.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Of course the progturds have to fabricate something for the narrative. But I think Mr. Toot’s fabricated narrative is even whackier than theirs.

      • Because says:

        Nuanced narcissism?

    • Because says:

      Roid rage. From the flamin’ hot cheetos.

  41. kbdabear says:

    Since Fat Charlie’s Fundraiser isn’t going so well, maybe an Amazon Wish List will help him out

    Here’s a starter gift for Fatass….

    http://www.amazon.com/Coding-For-Dummies-Computers/dp/1118951301

  42. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Wow. I think the writer stole Mr. Toot’s life story.

    The book is now in print and is called “The Benjamins.” This short novel imagines the triumphs and setbacks of an uncle-and-niece team as they take old-fashioned fraud schemes — and pep them up with a big dose of Silicon Valley-style start-up thinking. He’s Righteous Johnson, a worn-out, semi-delusional hustler trying to get his game back. She’s Princess C.C. Johnson, a 19-year-old go-getter with a suitcase and a sundress.

    Righteous Johnson!!!! LOL!

    http://www.amazon.com/The-Benjamins-George-Anders-ebook/dp/B00IV06NIE

    There are excerpts there that are comical given the character’s name is Johnson. One paragraph starts with: “The object of Johnson’s outburst — a well-muscled teenager wearing a “Palin For President” T-shirt — just yawned.”

  43. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    These ladies were surprised Mr. Toot’s still on the internet after jumping the shark in ’09.

  44. Because I did not have twit with that twat says:

  45. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is still stuck on stupid. No more $$$ thrown into his garbage pail today.
    He needs to call it quits.

  46. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Over at the hellhole Mr. Toot is defending Samantha Powers against wingnut haters er something. Get’s his panties wadded over one of Ginger’s friends citing a study conducted in a small community that found 41% of reported rapes during a given period were false. For some reason Mr. Toot got it in his head that this guy was trying to say 41% of ALL rapes are false. I’m not sure why. The linked the article and did not state such a thing. But it was enough for Mr. Toot to do his hyperbolic screeching routine. Of course he conveniently failed to mention that Mattress Chick’s rape accusation has been proven to be false. As was Dunham’s. As was UVA’s Jackie. As was the Duke dancer. And that Powers was apparently ignorant of this despite including it in a speech to the school. Or worse, decided it sounded good in the progturd narrative and go fuck to whatever innocent accused person gets hurt. The latter seems to be Mr. Toot’s feeling as well.

    • Octopus says:

      That guy is one of the lowest forms of life on the eco-hysteric side. Just completely full of shit, and getting paid for it by his buddy Jim Hansen and others.

    • Because says:

      Psssst. He’s not a scientist. He’s a failed mechanical engineer turned stand-up comic.

  47. Octopus says:

    Gus is getting hassled over his backyard latrine habits again?

    This is why we have this thing called the immune system.
    51 minutes ago
    People do remember how dogs and cats clean their plumbing, right?
    52 minutes ago
    Hypochondria used to be considered sort of a mental illness. Now it’s a lifestyle and political movement.
    58 minutes ago
    Breaking: cow manure is also poo. twitter.com/peta2/status/6…

  48. Because says:

  49. Because fart it, Mr. Toot! says:

  50. pineapple laughs at fatso says:

    Fatso says about Ginger……

    “I had lots of material for another post on the Chuck-thing today, but I just had to take a break because he’s one of the most toxic horrible people I’ve ever encountered. Hard to believe he’s built up such hatred and so many psychological problems in just 26 years on this planet.

    The US right wing is creating and feeding monsters like Chuck.”

    Shorter version….

    “I have ZERO effect on Ginger, and it makes me mad. I need to show my anguish by being overly dramatic about it online. OH THE TOXIC HORROR MONSTER!”

    What a putz.

  51. Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

    So…

    If Chunky Icarus is Mr. Toot the has been, does that make the kid playing the toot Ginger?

    And if so, shouldn’t Gus be tweeting “bum bum bum” to Ginger?