Mr. Toot whines about Twitter trolls.

The once legendary music man Mr. Toot posts an article that vindicates his “man under siege” persona on Twitter.

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The once world famous Toot player can’t stand criticism and wants to silence all who disagree with him.


156 Comments on “Mr. Toot whines about Twitter trolls.”

  1. Minnow says:

    Good grief Barry, is this all you can do with your life? Sit around and whine about faceless, nameless people on the internet who you perceive as bullies?

    You are a classic example of a little boy who never grew up.

    And we won’t EVEN get into the fact that you are one of the biggest stalkers on the internet. Your entire life is the internet and how you rate in this make believe world. You are a controlling and badgering self server who could care less about other people and their feelings.

    And then you put together the garbage written above.

    Snort! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Hey Barrrrrrry…… surf’s up Barrrrrrrry.

    • Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

      He’s the Twitter Messiah. Sort of like Space Ghost, only with extra derp.

  2. krunch717171 says:

    Play it mr toot!

  3. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    I see Chunky has gotten $10 today. It might go a little faster if he also goes out to a busy street corner with a cardboard sign saying “Will bash right wingers for food”. And squeegees some windshields. But he can’t do that laying on his couch.

  4. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Chunk needs to be more tolerant.

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    You. Are. Not. A. Woman. Charline. And. You. Cannot. Identify. With. The. Problem. On. Any. Level.

    They don’t even mean the type of harassing stalking you do Bizzarro You.

    Why don’t you clean up you rape culture bulletin board website.

  6. Minnow says:

    Barry perceives himself, yet again, as a pacesetter in the internet world. Why, it will be just a matter of days before CNN and MSNBC will be hounding him for an interview about his insights and thoughts on internet bullying.


    • livefreeor die says:

      Maybe Comedy Central will give him a call.

    • Arachne says:

      And once again….here’s a good article but you really don’t have to click on their site. Just read what I’ve reposted.

      • Minnow says:

        that reposting of other people’s articles is hard work donchya’ know “folks”

      • Arachne says:

        The Payday Perfect Storm ….and….nothin’.
        When he stops tweeting about it, someone check to see if he took it down.

  7. Octopus says:

    Old Elvis says hello.

  8. Arachne says:

    You wait – end of year when he finally reaches his goal…..he’ll do a big bombastic post about how he proved his critics wrong.

  9. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    Stalker Charles, you can reduce misogynistic trolling on Twitter.

    Close your account, you #brasnapper.

  10. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    Jon Stewart steps bravely to the plate, parrots false Obama talking point.


  11. Octopus says:

    So sad. 😦

  12. kbdabear says:

    Fatass must be using the Irony Meter Needle as a fan ….

    • Arachne says:

      I seem to recall a New York Times article that said the same thing about YOU, Mr. Toot. Maybe that’s where he learned it from.

      Palmerkiss doesn’t like the death penalty. Says imposing it will “not heal Boston.”
      Shut the eff up, moron. You don’t speak for Boston.

  13. sven10077 says:

    Guys we should take it easy on Chunk….his boyband hope Tsarnev just got the death penalty.

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Now that is a crying shame. We can only execute him once.

      I’m seriously not in favor. Let him live to a ripe old age in Federal max security, making fifteen cents an hour at hard labor to pay his victims.

      • Arachne says:

        I favor no solitary confinement. Shove him into GenPop and show the bad men in the exercise yard a photo of the 8-year-old boy he targeted and blew up.

      • Octopus says:

        Once you’ve made the cover of Rolling Stone as a teenage-heartthrob, is there anywhere to go but down?

        On your celly, I mean.

      • Arachne says:

        I’m thinking we could make this death sentence easy on the little Progturds….
        Ask them to think of it not as an execution, but a 240-month post-birth abortion. You know, put it in terms they understand….

    • pineapple says:

      I fully support the death penalty.

      It’s all about the revenge for me, not interested in determent or any other reason.

      There should be a limit to appeals..

      Innocents on death row will diminish as forensics improves at the speed of light.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Can we blow his arms and legs off one at a time first?

  14. OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

    Best Twitter read of the day: Stalker Charles’ “Yup” over there ->

    I won’t spoil it for you.

  15. Octopus says:

    I just can’t. 😆

  16. Arachne says:

    From Gus’s timeline at Twitter:

    “Apparently if you support Pres. Obama that makes you an Obamabot and a neoliberal. More great thoughts from the “freethinkers.”

    Yea, because apparently if you don’t support President Obama and believe in lower taxes, smaller government and personal liberty you are, according to the mainstream media:

    a) A Teabagger
    b) Racist
    c) A domestic terror threat
    d) All of the above

    So maybe you should shut the fuck up, Gus.

  17. pineapple says:

    LGF is imploding over the death penalty debate. Downdings are-a flyin’.

    There will be a thread change soon to deflect the argument.

  18. Octopus says:

    Chunky McDumbth: Internet Feminista!

  19. kbdabear says:

    What that article and Fatass want is for Twitter to be a lefties/proggies only platform so they can pass links to each other.

    Free speech like politics and nature abhors a vacuum. Twitter would die off and a social media platform that respected free speech for all would overtake it.

    • Octopus says:

      Speaking of Chunky, libturd-proggies and special snowflake SJW’s who can’t bear to hear dissenting opinions without heading for the fainting couch…all the same thing, of course — isn’t it just the special-est thing that Fatass bleats out stupefying dreck all day at people who dare question the fringe-Left dogma, and then wants to have Twitter come down like Allah’s Hammer on anyone who bothers to reply to him?

      How does a 63-year-old man get to this place in life? Well, we have some idea, based on our research at DoD. Never work a real job, avoid the responsibilities of marriage and family, live on the internet exclusively, nurse grudges obsessively in your bunker, let yourself go physically to the point where you can’t be seen in public, beg strangers who don’t know or care about you for money to support your indigent lifestyle…that’s a start. Oh, and a ponytail. That’s the finishing touch.

      • rightymouse says:

        Also. Wear the same black t-shirt everywhere until it becomes one with your aura.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        That black t-shirt is fused onto his bloatedness. It now stretches at the same rate as his epidermis. 100% Cheetos dust proof. Let’s not discuss his underwear, thank you.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Ten bucks so far today. So much for panhandling on the net, lolwut, Fatass?

  21. kbdabear says:

    Scour the comments Fatass, you’ll crack this investigation wide open! Object striking the train didn’t make the engineer blow through the curve at 107 mph.

    • Arachne says:

      The CONDUCTOR who trained the ENGINEER? Do conductors normally train engineers? And frankly, until it gains credence with the NTSB, I think maybe you should hold off.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      How would that make a train speed up?

      • Minnow says:

        Well, really quite simple actually. When the projectile was fired (from Iraq), it sent a shockwave through the Cosmos. This shockwave – being directed at this particular train – was designed to have an affect on the engineer’s right foot…. presuming the speed controls are controlled by the right foot. This was a very tricky design and demonstrates the vast knowledge and accomplishments of the moslem world. Anyhow, where was I? Oh yeah, so the eningeer had absolutely NO CLUE that he was now in control of this evil doer shockwave because alls he was thinking is that he was going to show Leon the Day Shift Engineer that he would post a faster speed on the Philly to New York Run and that Leon would owe him a case of Schlitz. So, then, 107-MPH and BOOM.

        See? Simpy.

        I learned this in the 9th Grade.

      • trebob says:

        This hardly makes sense. I’m not an engineer, but the P42 train engine weighs 130 tons. Moving at 107mph (top speed is rated at 110mph by the way) how fast would a projectile be going and how much would it have to weigh to move that kinda mass?

        Are they thinking it was hit by an SUV?.

      • Minnow says:

        My sense is that, maybe it was hit by a projectile and maybe not. They show the front window of the engine (?) and it is shattered. Is that from the so called projectile? If that is all the so called projectile did, it wasn’t responsible for the derailment.

        This person in Tampa that trained the blah-blah-blah says he thinks it was a blah-blah-blah. Color me cynical, but these are all union employees and they are sticking up for their bro’.

        I am an engineer (professional, no less) and I have a hard time getting past the excessive speed issue. In my opinion (at this moment) I cannot get past the idiocy of this engineer. The speed limit is 50-MPH and he has that bitch rolling at over 100-MPH??


        Case closed. Hang his ass out to dry.

      • Arachne says:

        Someone fired a projectile into the windshield and there isn’t a dead body on the track? Because my thinking at that speed you don’t get off the track in time.

    • Bunk X says:

      Rocks make trains mad, causes them to speed up to over twice the speed limit. More spending on infrastructure can amend the laws of physics as well.

  22. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    LOL! Except his viewers don’t know what journalistic bias means and probably can’t spell the word BI-ASS. They probably think it means GOP dickfaces. That’s what they’ve always counted on and it works always.

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  25. Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

    Magic train accelerator thingy projectile device object product gizmo.

    • Minnow says:

      Hey Barry, ICYMI you are an uneducated douchebag who thinks he is smarter than everyone else – and we all noticed.


      Hey Barry, why don’t you explain momentum to us? And, while you’re at it, go ahead on and explain angular acceleration.

      Because “Outside Force”.

    • Arachne says:

      Has Mr. Toot seen the video of the crash? I have. Projectile my ass.

  26. Octopus says:

    WaPo Palace Guard Media says the Stephanopoulos-Clinton connection is not a nontroversy, but rather an “immediate crisis.” Weird how that works, every time. 😆

  27. Pakimon says:

    Chunky Panhandling Update:

    Day 8 – $2358

    Day 9 – $2368

    Maybe one more plea on Twitter will get that rain o’ money going. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Absolutely pathetic. Goes to show how delusional he is about his fan base.

      • Pakimon says:

        Like Arachne said, Chunkles figured that with all the play Pam Gellar was getting, the time was ripe to “cash in”.

        It’s only going to get more hilarious as Chunky flails desperately to try and generate cash flow.

        Will he start off the day with another plea on Twitter or will he go into “nothing to see here” mode?

        The World is holding its collective breath… 😆

  28. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Saturday morning and Pakimog offer a free beer to first person to correctly guess the boobie compression ratio in following example.

    Because Saturday mornings are all about math and science! 😀

  29. rightymouse says:

    Put down your bong, Fatso. Concentrate on dealing with your delusions of monetary reward for being such a loser.

  30. Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

    Mr. Toot live in Stockholm.

  31. Because tweet it, Mr. Galoot! says:

  32. Octopus says:

    Listen to the Blobfish on this. He knows whereof he speaks, in this one subject area.

    • rightymouse says:

      Copy cat. 😆

    • Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

      Meanwhile, a “projectile” accelerated a train to 106 MPH. It’s all proven science and shit.

      • rightymouse says:

        Yeah. Anytime projectiles hit my car in the windshield, I step on the gas. Either that, or unknown forces push the car forward. Yeah. That’s the ticket.

      • Octopus says:

        When a rock hits my windshield, I instantly drive off the road and into a tree, to cover the deductible for insurance purposes. Probably what occurred here.

      • Because says:

        Based on the limited information available, if I had to bet on what happened, I’d be that some guy who hates oil cans or some islamist or somebody was shooting at the train, and this “engineer” thought he’d outrun the shooter.

        Insufficiently trained people react stupidly to the unexpected. This is why the speed limiter gizmo should have been turned on, but wasn’t, because the FCC, who was busy screwing the donkey with internet regulation, wouldn’t allocate the spectrum.

        Give them control of the internet.

  33. Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

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    • Juan Epstein says:

      Dude. We get it. A chick is running for president. You don’t need to prove anything to anyone.

      • Because says:

        I want to see Fiorina nominated just to see them go full metal Palin on her while pretending to be all feminista about Ms. Flat Broke at the same time.

  35. Octopus says:

    Voxplaining “billions will die!” theory, aka, Lewd-Wank Theology is still a thing. 😆

    • Because says:


    • trebob says:

      According to them, we are already screwed and there’s nothing we can do to prevent the burning fury of Al Gore’s feverish planet.

      So will they now embrace their unavoidable demise and stop squawking about it?

  36. rightymouse says:


  37. Because says:

    Uh-oh, Mt. Toot. The robots are coming for your strawberries. The bots. R coming!

  38. Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

  39. Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

    And Ginger is stalking him?

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  42. Minnow says:

    I just heard George Duke playing “Reach for It” on Pandora. It was with extreme pleasure that, while reading through George Duke’s bio, there wasn’t any mention of Barry.

    Not a word!

    Hahahahahahahahaha Barry….. looks like you made quite an impression on George!


  43. Pakimon says:

    Mr. Toot Telethon Update:

    Day 9 – $2368

    Day 10 – $2428

    A $60 jump! The dollar signs must be dancing in Chunky’s head.

    It should be noted that $50 of that $60 was donated by a guy who actually paid $79.95 for a “subscription” to block those pesky pop-up ads featuring toenail fungus cures and asian escorts and just had to tell the Chunkster about it on the GoFundMe page.

    Is this guy a slobbering sycophant or a Chunkles generated sock to try and drum up some action?

    You make the call.

    At any rate, 150 more corpulent ponytailed blogger fellating imbeciles/Chunky generated socks like that guy and the rotund Twitterwarrior will have it made! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Bill Maher is a conceited liberal asshole, but at least he ‘gets’ Islam & the left’s perverse defense of it.

      • Octopus says:

        He really does, much to the dismay of the libturds who would otherwise worship him. It’s funny to watch them squirm. 😆

  44. Octopus says:

    12 days? What’s the statute of limitations on stupid? 😆

  45. Octopus says:

    NASA!! 😆

    The ice at both poles is actually growing:

    “No, it’s really nice and warm here! Come on over for brunch.”

  46. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Is it too early for pre-game festivities?

  47. Because says:

    An appropriate reaction to lizard.

  48. Because bum bum bum bum bum bum tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Does Gus know that he doesn’t have to watch any of the GOP debates if he doesn’t want to?? Asking for a friend.

      • Arachne says:

        I guess an ebil TEA Party invades Scratchy’s garage and holds him hostage. Making him watch. Of course, the real reason is that his neighbors will watch the debates and that’s what he’ll be stuck with peeping through the windows.

    • trebob says:

      For once, Gus and I are in agreement. 🙂

      • Because says:

        His grammar leave a little something to be desired, though.

        Or is singular/plural racist these days?

      • trebob says:

        He’s tweeted “Good Shit” every day for what, the last week or so? He’s doing the best he can do.

      • Because says:

        That’s better than pooping liquid in his neighbor’s yard. Yes, good shit is good. No shit is better, at least if you’re the neighbor.

  49. poteen2 says:

    “A troll free Twitter”
    -Would be 95% smaller-
    -Would not include Charlie
    -Would be just as boring and pointless

    They don’t call it “Twit” ter for nothing

  50. Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

    So it was budget cuts?

    • Arachne says:

      Well then make up your effing mind asshole. Two days ago you were all about the “projectile story gaining credence.

  51. Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

    Ok, Mr. Toot. The gauntlet has smacked you across the chins. Tweet!

  52. Because says: