Paranoia Strikes Derp.

Yep. That was posted on our favorite little green fool blog and is self explanatory, as is this:

Cry Baby Block

Congratulations, Charles. You’ve earned your Self-Absorbed Idiot Merit Badge once again.

106 Comments on “Paranoia Strikes Derp.”

  1. Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:


  2. Voltaire's Crack says:

  3. trebob says:

    […] he has another […] account that’s following me […]

    Well DUH! Did you really think you were walled off? Do you not understand that the shit you fart out on twitter is PUBLIC? Are you actually that stupid?

    Blocking is the same as masturbating. It makes you feel good, but isn’t as good as the real thing. If you want people to stop mocking and ridiculing you for the utter nonsense you tweet out, don’t post any tweets. Simple as that. Pretending you are blocking something you can’t really block makes you look oh-so-dumb.

    Ponder that the next time you reach down to play with your “block button”.

  4. Chunky's Missing Brain says:


    LOL! Hey does this sound like anyone we know?

  5. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness called a “psychosis” in which a person cannot tell what is real from what is imagined. The main feature of this disorder is the presence of delusions, which are unshakable beliefs in something untrue. People with delusional disorder experience non-bizarre delusions, which involve situations that could occur in real life, such as being followed, poisoned, deceived, conspired against, or loved from a distance. These delusions usually involve the misinterpretation of perceptions or experiences. In reality, however, the situations are either not true at all or highly exaggerated.

    Such as: Ginger’s stalking me in person with his gun.

    Or: Pam Geller conspired with Barrett Brown to release my personal emails to Glenn Greenwald so Kevin Bacon can read them to the racist GOP.

    Or: I have some serious dirt on Michelle Malkin

    Or: Everyone on the political right are racists. Even the minorities and politicians married to minorities.

    • Arachne says:

      I’ve said it to you before, Mr. Toot, and I’ll say it again.
      It’s called effing SOCIAL media for a reason. If you want to keep your psychosis private, stick to FACEBOOK or email, both of which have complete privacy safeguards as to viewership.

      But what really annoyed you about Crybaby J is that she totally exposed your bullshit regarding Pam. And that is not something you want to get out.

      Oh, and I retweeted it as well Fatso.

  6. Arachne says:

    *In Real Life* my ass. You can’t even prove he was in Culver City at the time.

    Still waiting for you to publish your stalking report with the LA Sheriff’s Office and your restraining order application with the LA Superior Court.

    Shut up.

  7. Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Not to mention this is a complete lie. How did he expose Pam Geller? How do you expose someone with a resume like this.

      Pamela Geller is the founder, editor and publisher of Atlas and President of the American Freedom Defense Initiative (AFDI) and Stop Islamization of America (SIOA). She is the author of The Post-American Presidency: The Obama Administration’s War on America, with Robert Spencer (foreword by Ambassador John Bolton) (Simon & Schuster); Freedom or Submission: On the Dangers of Islamic Extremism and American Complacency; and Stop the Islamization of America: A Practical Guide to the Resistance (WND Books). She is also a regular columnist for World Net Daily,the American Thinker, and other publications.

      Geller’s activism on behalf of human rights has won international notice. She has led awareness campaigns in U.S., Europe, and Israel on behalf of the victims and potential victims of honor killing, for the human rights of apostates from Islam, for the freedom of speech, and more. She has placed ads nationwide on buses, taxicabs, billboards, and in subway stations, calling attention to the plight of victims of Sharia and countering the deceptive and misleading ad campaigns of the Hamas-tied Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) and other Islamic supremacist groups.

      She also has 72,400 Twitter followers, 3 books on Amazon and appears on TV. The only thing he’s ever done is smear her.

      • Octopus says:

        He exposed himself to her, possibly. She was disgusted by his sweaty, fumbling overtures, we know that. She ran like the wind! 😯

      • Arachne says:

        I’m not seeing a single retweet. And that was 1.5 hours ago.
        Twitter folk do not come to Twitter to be harassed and asked for money. It’s annoying, like PBS pledge drives that you are not warned about when viewing a show that you really want to watch.

        By the way, dood, if this GoFundMe is about keeping your pathetic blog alive, why does it say “Arts” in the upper right hand corner?

        Because we all know it isn’t really about “ARTS” – it’s about keeping you from having to go out and get a job.

      • Arachne says:

        Payday is moving through the time zones.
        I saw one “donor” who said “reading the excellent articles here!”
        Uh, honey, look again…..those excellent articles were written by someone else and appropriated. In full. Most news aggregators (i.e., Weasel Zippers, Ace, Twitchy) will publish the first two paragraphs with the a link to the entirety of the original article.

        Mr. Toot doesn’t do that. He publishes the meat of someone else’s work.

  8. Arachne says:

    But in full disclosure, I have found some of Ginger’s tweets of late to be really, REALLY disturbing from a racial point of view, and he’s really deserving of a lot of the smackdown he’s been getting.

    • Octopus says:

      I’m with you, Arachne. I like to smudge the line a little myself, due to my complete disgust with the race-baiting jackals who are living off manufactured outrage. Ginger has crossed the line a couple of times, that I’ve seen. I don’t parse his every utterance, though — he’s trolling for attention, so there’s some silliness involved.

      I just got around to reading Frederick Douglas’s “Narrative Of The Life,” which I found on the Gutenberg site. You want to see real racism? Understand why there’s still rage? Everyone should read this incredible document. To me, it helped put today’s race-hustlers into even clearer perspective, while deepening my knowledge of the hideous history of slavery.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I agree but I have to say his Tweets seem often to be purposely jerking chains. So he seems rather contented to get the abuse. Looking at them in totality I really don’t see a racist. He did conduct himself well on the Joe Rogan podcast and the only thing was bringing up that stupid violent gene theory which I have no use for. Joe rolled with it and seemed to like him as interview subject. But blacks aren’t more violent. They are statistically committing more violent crimes. Two different things. Hopefully being young still, he’ll grow out of such seductive pseudo science.

      In the case of Chunk however, there’s no hope for his sociopathy if that’s a word.

    • I’m thinking he’s trying to be the Howard Stern of journalism or something. He’s banking of the shock value of his style and what he tweets making him popular. It fits the pattern, but i could be wrong.

      • Arachne says:

        Today it’s all about his finding the dick pictures of Brian Bostian and publishing them. Folks (including Mr. Toot) are now suddenly all about the privacy and violations, one saying it violated the California Revenge Porn law. That’s probably iffy, since they were on a website where you had to register. But still, WEBSITE is the key word. They were not on private email or phone.

        But still, it has nothing to do with the case against Bostian, unless you can prove he was posting dick pictures 10 seconds before the accident. And Ginger seems to have moved on from racial flaming to gay flaming. I’m having trouble with his tactics here.

      • Bunk X says:

        That scenario is plausible except that Charles has no journalism degree, nor any known credentials beyond high school. I doubt that he even has a drivers license, but that’s just me.

    • Bunk X says:

      Ginger is a boob, but even he sticks jujubes in the Magical Jazzy Pony Tail.

  9. Octopus says:

    The word is “nontroversy,” Son. You know the drill. Today you and your master go around shrieking it’s a RWNJ fantasy, while the evidence is brought out. Tomorrow you double down, even after the Libturd in question admits his guilt and the whole world outside the bunker and garage knows it’s a scandal. By Saturday, you’ve completely clowned yourself once again, and it’s time to move on to the next piece of failure-performance art.

    I smell smoke. It’s probably nothing. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Of course it is Gus. Because he’s not a Clinton hack, no not at all. Do you think Peter Schwietzer would have agreed to an interview by him if he’d known that Georgie was a donor? And considering the way Stephie went after him like he was Hillary’s PR rep, a lot is clear.

      And considering the reasons he gave – charity, AIDS research, it’s been pointed out there are better charities and foundations doing this work that have been doing it for a much longer period of time and don’t retain 85% of the contributions to enrich their pockets.

    • trebob says:

      Gus’ tweet is pretty stupid (S.O.P.) considering he and Charles were having a fit over the DoD advertising at football games. They see conspiracy everywhere except when there actually is one. 🙂

      Imagine their outrage if this had been some Fox News (slut) that had donated a couple of hundred bucks to a GOP candidate that she was interviewing. He and Charles would be apoplectic over something like that.


    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      It’s funny how the hacks like Stephi are. It’s like he knows no one really thinks he’s an honest journalist anyway which is correct. So why bother jumping through hoops pretending to be. The farthest he’ll go is to feign innocent naivete on air. He’s a little bitch.

    • Just poop says:

      I have nice things Gus. Lots of them.

      You can’t have nice things because you are a lazy freeloading drunk who spends 20 hours a day on twitter

    • Bunk X says:

      “I smell smoke. It’s probably nothing.”
      Perfect retweet.

  10. Arachne says:

    You know what I find interesting? I just visited Alexa.
    The two biggest key phrases for visitors to Fartballs are:

    1. LGF (which btw could also be people looking for “Lions Gate Films”
    2. Chuck C. Johnson (note the “c” – no wonder Fatso stalks him – he’s good for blog hits; wonder how many of them are coming to tell him he’s an asshole and find out they have to register and leave – but a hit is a hit, right, Mr. Toot?).

  11. Because bingo says:

  12. Because says:

    Is it just me, or is the whole notion of “stalking” on Twitter a little whackadoodle? Shouldn’t there be a DSM entry for people who get all wee-wee’d up about Twitter “stalking”?

    • Arachne says:

      Absolutely. I find it annoying that people like Mr. Toot go on a public media, slither aound and invade other people’s timelines and insult them continuously, only to whine, get all stompy feet and snotty when they are subjected to the same treatment.

      Fatass has always had a thin skin, it just didn’t show up as much. Back in the day he’d post his “hate” mail, but it was so everyone would crowd around him for attention, pat him on the back and tell him what a great guy he was and “don’t believe those evil, mean people.”

      However, on Twitter, those “evil, mean people” have no trouble continually getting through to you. Mr. Toot found out that he wasn’t the boss on Twitter, that – surprise, surprise – he in fact had a lot of detractors who were more than happy to tell him the truth about himself and to ridicule him for the narcissic dipshit he is.

  13. Octopus says:

    Everything is problematic. 😆

  14. Just poop says:

    Don’t fuck with Mr Toot

  15. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Here’s some sad Jazzy music from Toots Thielman while Chunky aka Toot haz a sad for his Go Fund Me debacle and total loss of face while Pam Geller proves once again to be the real American free speech courageous hero. And not to mention a media rock star and still kinda hot at 52.

  16. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    RT @AngryBlackLady: If Chuck Johnson didn’t exist, we’d have to create him. What a Chewbacca-faced dimwit he is.…
    31 minutes ago

    What? Gus just retweeted Angry black lady saying Ginger looks like Chewbacca. I thought a person of one race saying someone of another race like like the Star Wars alien character Chewbacca was racist. Oh crap I forgot about the Everyone’s allowed to be racist against whites rule. Nebmind.

    • Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

      No, she’s saying that he chews ‘bacca.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      It’s clear that liberals including George Lucas all along considered Chewbacca to be inferior to Hans Solo. Despite the Wookie’s being a space faring, highly technological intelligent race. Hence the outrage when much merriment was made about the superficial resemblence to the FLOTUS. It’s not our fault the costume designers gave Chewy a prognathus lower face resembling Moochelle’s and of course, Homo Erectus’.

      I am bad. OK I stop now.

  17. rightymouse says:

    I see that Fatso has raised a whole $10 today even after a twitbeg. In honor of this extraordinary occasion, I am listening to Gloria by Vivaldi and otherwise cherishing the the moment. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      It’s the Perfect Storm for donations for the Fat One tomorrow – bi-weekly, weekly and semi-monthly people get paid all on the same day. Of course, there will be no giving to Fat One until the bills are paid.

      Is there anyone here who thinks, like I do, that Mr. Toot didn’t think he was going to have to beg on a daily basis for the money? That all the funding would be rolling in in 48 hours or so?

      • rightymouse says:

        Yep. Methinks he stuck his neck out there because he thought it was going to be low hanging fruit ripe for the picking. His arrogance and cluelessness is unfortunately predictable.

      • trebob says:

        Yes, undoubtedly. Charles thinks he’s a player and like you’ve said before, he saw Geller’s latest publicity wave and thought he would be able to leech off it. Not only did he not get to surf the wave with Pam he got sand kicked in his face by nearly everyone on the beach.

        61 donations is pathetic considering how he’s been flogging it. Shows in black and white how irrelevant he is.

      • rightymouse says:

        There’s no way he’d stick his d*ck out like this if he didn’t believe that it would be a lay-up for success. This has got to be humiliating for him.

      • Arachne says:

        Well, considering he probably can’t see it on a daily basis, maybe he stuck his dick out just to see if it was still there.

  18. rightymouse says:

    Somehow I think you’ll survive the ordeal. LOL!

  19. rain of lead says:

    ya know, good comedy is based on truth. reading this thread , the whole mr toot meme
    just gets funnier and funnier


    play it,mr toot!

  20. Doppel milyo toot says:

    Mr Toot
    begs for loot
    misses badly
    what a hoot

    burma shave

  21. Octopus says:

    I like the Toot song so much, I downloaded the mp3 and put it on my workout playlist. I was on the stationary bike tonight when it started up, and I just started cracking up. Combo of too much oxygen and too much Chunky-mocking funny! 😆

    It really is a perfect theme song for him. This one’s not going away anytime soon.

  22. Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

  23. Octopus says:

    Guy is lying his ass off, and CNBC reporters know it. Funny there’s somebody actually pressing a Democrat graft-supplier. 😆

  24. OLT's We've Struck Ponytail Grease says:

    You don’t have to drill very deep to strike derp over there.

    You don’t even need to frack.

    • Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

      All you do is play the toot…
      And the derp just comes right up…
      Hit the tip jar at GoFundMe…
      Mr. Toot will snap it up…

      Toot shave

    • Octopus says:

      Or drill sideways. Bitch.

  25. doppel toot says:

    uncle toot
    what a dud
    he parted ways
    his blog went thud

    burma shave

  26. doppel toot says:

    uncle toot
    he needs your givin’
    his blog’s dried up
    he’s barely livin’

    burma shave

  27. doppel toot says:

    uncle toot
    his arse does blow
    that gas milyo

    burma shave

  28. Octopus says:

    Tweets From The Garage:

    1 hour ago

    Pretty Vacant.
    2 hours ago

    Sick people.
    2 hours ago

    God save the Queen.
    2 hours ago

  29. Octopus says:

    Didn’t last two hours in avoiding the Toxic Ginger, this time. His psychosis is accelerating. 😯

  30. Octopus says:

    Re-read this great piece tonight. Should be required reading in our classrooms. HEH! As if.

  31. Octopus says:

    RIP, B.B. King. What a beautiful man.

  32. Pakimon says:

    Chunky Panhandling Update:

    Day 4 – $2098

    Day 5 – $2188

    Day 6 – $2223

    Day 7 – $2273

    Day 8 – $2358

    Somebody cashed their welfare check and gave His Royal Chunkiness a $75 stipend. He/She/It was just $4.99 short of being able to view The Bog without those pesky sex ads and pop-ups. 😆

  33. Arachne says:

    Waiting for the inevitable retelling of the time Mr. Toot met/jammed with BB King.

  34. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Ass kissing morons at BBC compare Choudary to Ghandi and Mandela. His response?

    Anjem Choudary responded, saying Gandhi and Mandela were kufaar (infidel).

    The comparison with Mandela & Ghandi are false, they are kufaar heading to hellfire whilst I am a Muslim Alhamdulilah

    — Anjem Choudary (@anjemchoudary) May 14, 2015

    Sorry BBC libtarded idiots. If you’re going to get in bed with Muslim supremacists you need to say Choudary’s WAY BETTER than Ghandi and Mandela and of course your selves and all non-Muslims, as well. LOL!

  35. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Pam Geller is banned from Britain in an obvious attempt to appease actual murderous Islamists in their midst, which hasn’t worked. Choudary was Chunky’s favorite moderate Mulsim in 2013. Choudary publicly supports ISIS who has issued a fatwa on Geller. And while living in Britain he says British law is invalid.

    Choudary went on Fox News Hannity with Geller and said Geller deserves to die for the cartoon contest. And presumably anyone who drew cartoons of the prophet Mo.

    Now Chunky calls both Choudary and Geller equally kooks. In reality he has WAY more hate for Geller and tries to pretend she causes Islamophobia and is going to get Muslims hurt or killed despite that she does not advocate that and it hasn’t happened. Yet Choudary DOES advocate murder against British soldiers and attendees of his Islamic Center/Mosque actually did it. Plus he approves of ISIS who commits mass murders and brutal executions in the most painful way on a daily basis.

    To Chunk Choudary’s “kooky”.

    • Arachne says:

      I seem to recall that he defended Choudry after the murder of the British soldier last year, trying to minimize his role in the slaying after it was discovered that the animals who committed the murder attended his mosque.

      Besides, who the hell wants to visit Londonistan anyway? I love they ban Pamela from traveling there and she’s probably never even considered it to begin with.

  36. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    If you think Little Green Footballs is doing good work, please make a donation to our fundraiser:
    1 hour ago

    I don’t see anyone doing this in my Twitter news feed. Will they allow him to do this daily?

    And “doing good work”? What work is he doing? Looks to me like he’s avoiding work.

    • rightymouse says:

      I notice that the unflattering comment is gone from Fatso’s gofundme page. What a thin-skinned jerk.

      • Arachne says:

        How are the retweets on that money begging thing going? I’m sure everyone’s trying to get the word out.

        He must really need the cash. Anyone with a shred of dignity would have stopped the daily pleas by now. Sure a lot of the blog folks ask you to donate. They send a quick tweet out once a week.

  37. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Great blog radio interview at the African American Conservatives site:

  38. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    The Preezydunce’s runaway warming forgetted to runaway in Arizona.