Obama is a Jerry Ford Republican!

This has to be one of the most idiotic comment I have seen at LGF.

Jerry Ford

Does this clown really believes this?



102 Comments on “Obama is a Jerry Ford Republican!”

  1. krunch717171 says:

    But what does mr toot have to say?

  2. Because olo says:

    Ford and Obama have something else in common. Neither was (legitimately) elected.

  3. Arachne says:

    If pressed, this moron could not name a single policy of Obama’s that could — even with the loosest interpretation possible — be described as fiscally conservative.

  4. PeteP says:

    I think he meant to say liberal socially and liberal economically.

  5. trebob says:

    Economic conservative? Obama? That feller needs to learn the meaning of some words. He obviously has some of this definitions backwards.

    Yo, Bill! Obama has indebted the country more in his short 6 year tenure than all other Presidents combined. This is NOT economically conservative, rather just the opposite.

    P.S. You are an idiot, but you never read here, so it’s ok for me to call you that.

    • Because olo says:

      He’s Wall Street’s guy. Or at least Valdemort is.

      • “He’s Wall Street’s guy.”

        Which is precisely why he can’t seriously be called a “progressive.”

        He is more like George W. Bush, George HW Bush, Bob Dole, John McCain than Elizabeth Warren or Bernie Sanders.

  6. trebob says:

    Oh no! Someone needs to tell Kirel to grab his “bug out bag” and head for the hills.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m sure the Board of Directors and shareholders will happily take less in their remuneration and dividends so Tim can keep paying high California taxes. Or, you know, having his technology stolen and sold by the Chinese.

      Anyone think that the Anti-Gay bills aren’t that at all – just not bills that make them “special.”

  7. rain of lead says:

    I swear, every time I see this vid, it’s like someone said make a video of Charles fuckhead Johnson’s life story and this is what they came up with

    I live how he runs away at the end
    scary how accurate it is

  8. Captain Death says:

    Hey Obama – how has that bowing and scraping worked out for you?

  9. Daedalus says:

    The last fiscally conservative President was Bill Clinton. Bush was fiscally liberal and Obama is a Progressive.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s worth noting that Bush was obliged to fight wars on two fronts, as well as deal with a massive homeland security problem requiring billions its ownself. Often forgotten is the effect 9-11 had on our economy, which was already hurting after the tech-stocks collapse and sweeping layoffs in several industries.

      • Daedalus says:

        He should have cut somewhere in the budget or raised taxes to cover the increase spending or. Borrowing money the way he did was fiscally irresponsible.

        This is a good debate topic, but not one for this place. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        He couldn’t cut the military, obviously. Had he cut social services, the banshees would have been unearthly with the shrieking, instead of just super-annoying. Raising taxes would have seriously pissed off his few remaining friends.


      • Because olo says:

        The banshees shrieked as loud as they could, anyway. Remember?

  10. Octopus says:

    Another day of “Everybody’s deranged but me,” for Dear Fatass. 😆

    • Minnow says:

      Hey Barrrrry…. this “lord” guy you are referring to? Who is this? Is this the same “lord” that Ben Carson interacted with?

      Please try to unwrap your brain a little and explain this obvious mental gyration.

    • Arachne says:

      Notice that the “L” in lord is not capitalized.
      Perhaps Mr. Toot thinks he’s a cast member of Game of Thrones.

      • Octopus says:

        There is a chubby eunuch on the show…lose the ponytail and at least a hundred pounds, and you might have a shot, Chunky.

      • Arachne says:

        He’d also need an extra 200 IQ points….
        …Varas is one smart cookie.

      • Octopus says:

        I know, not the best match. I was going to say Hodor, but I like that guy too much to insult him like that. He’s got steadfast loyalty, which Chunky has never even heard of, much less practiced.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      So if Ginger reports the guys name it’s horrible.
      If the local paper reports it 10 minutes later, well, perfectly fine “journalism.”

      Got it.

  11. Octopus says:

    He’s gone over the usual four tweets with this one, I believe. Very racist!

  12. OLT's Ma, Fetch My Donkey says:

    Obama is a Republican.

    Republicans hate black people.

    Therefore, Obama hates his wife, half of himself, 3/4 of his children, and a goodly chunk of his voters.

    My God, this genius has Obama to be a worse racist than Stalker Charles.

  13. Minnow says:

    William Lewis, the artist formerly known as William Lewis-Barrett, has always been the most ignorant dumbass on LGF, in my opinion.

    This only provides confirmation on my thoughts over time.

    What a fucking moron.

    Besides uhhmmmmm being a moron, this douchebag is uhhmmmmm… positively an arrogant prick.

    One word: ratfucked.

    What a jerk.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Fatass, the Grifter, is stuck today on $2,223. I impress. LOL!

    • Minnow says:

      I wonder how much of this was “seed” money provided by Barry as “anonymous” to (wink-wink) get the ball rolling?

      Little Barrrrrry is in for a surprise when he learns that he must pay tax on this $$.


      • Arachne says:

        You know, I can’t think why he would have subjected himself to this humiliation unless, of course, he really believed that people would just flock to the GoFundMe site to finance him and that he’d have the money in NO TIME.

        I still think he applied for SS benefits as soon as he was able (he was 62 on April 13th and I think that’s the earliest you can apply) and discovered that he wasn’t going to have all that much to live on (I’ve worked at jobs where I’ve paid into SS all my life and if I wanted to retire and collect NOW the most I would get is $1500 – I won’t get full vesting until age 67 and will get $3200/month – which is why I have a 401(k) – so I imagine him drawing early is going to result in a pittance). Plus the Pam Geller thing – he thought he was going to be a national figure again and, well, just didn’t happen. Although he will work like mad to keep it alive except no one is listening.

      • rightymouse says:

        Charles has surrounded himself with sycophants and so he has no attachment to reality & diversity of opinion. That and he is naturally arrogant & clueless. There’s been some conjecture that he has Asperger syndrome. That would explain a lot of his otherwise inexplicable behaviour.

      • Octopus says:

        He definitely has the perseveration thing down pat.

        In psychology and psychiatry, perseveration is the repetition of a particular response, such as a word, phrase, or gesture, despite the absence or cessation of a stimulus, usually caused by brain injury or other organic disorder.[1] Symptoms include “lacking ability to transition or switch ideas appropriately with the social context, as evidenced by the repetition of words or gestures after they have ceased to be socially relevant or appropriate,”[2] or the “act or task of doing so,”[3] and are not better described as stereotypy (a highly repetitive idiosyncratic behaviour).

  15. Juan Epstein says:

    Cutting. Edge. Analytics.

    I. Think. I’ll. Donate.

  16. sven10077 says:

    Right Obama is Jerry Ford & Bukharin was a Soviet Reagan…

  17. Juan Epstein says:

    Baby. Cakes. Stalking. Has. Returned.

    He’s. Giving. Up. On. GoFundMe.

    Take. The. Money. And. Run.

    New. Bike?

  18. Because olo says:

    Think this will hold him?

    • Because olo says:

      Maybe this.

      • Arachne says:

        Yes – they will certainly need the industrial strength tires and probably some further bolstering in the seat. Widening the wheel base goes without saying.

        How may GoFundMe pleas has he sent out today?

      • Octopus says:

        The first seat would disappear up his ass faster than Gus’s tongue does daily, which is like a prairie dog popping into its hole. The second one is a better fit, but would have to be reinforced with thicker steel tubing and multiple layers of the heaviest fabric. Both would require an engine putting out more hp than a Prius, more like a Mustang. Maybe a diesel, from the heavy truck line.

      • Because olo says:

        A little Isuzu diesel would be about right. With a very low gear ratio.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I think the structure will but I dunno about the brakes when he starts heading down hill.

  19. livefreeor die says:

    He either really likes making a fool of himself publicly OR
    he thought he would rake in the cash.
    Hmmm…self destructive or delusional? Both are potentially involuntary hospitalization worthy.

    • Because olo says:

      I dunno. He’s 2k richer (minus what he anonymously put in himself) than a week ago. That’s worth looking like a dweeb for when you’re about to run out of cheetos.

      • Octopus says:

        Like I said before, that’s about twice as much as what I thought he’d get. You figure about half of it is his own contribution, he doubled his money…less the taxes he might have to pay, which could be nothing due to his reported income being next to nothing. Good week’s hustle, all told. Much more lucrative than any of his other failed ventures.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Except it’s not ongoing. It’s a one time thing. He wrung that turnip dry. 🙂

      • Because olo says:

        Next stop: Kickstarter. For every $79.99 donation, you will receive a free LGF subscription. Impress your friends. Amaze your family. Get a free admission to a state mental hospital. All for only $79.99.

      • Octopus says:

        He got a rock. 😦

        Guess which one is Gus, for a sack-full of delicious candy! 😆

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        He has to pay income taxes on that so it’s not as good as it looks.

  20. Arachne says:

    This should actually be on the other thread, to help with Shitload’s Lone Star paranoia:

    Texas Cat:

  21. windbag says:

    I don’t see any similarities to Obama.

  22. Minnow says:

    “But here’s the rub — providing these things takes lots of work and costs real money….”


    “lots of work”

    You mean like pulling up your pants after you take a shit?

  23. Arachne says:

    Tomorrow will be a week for the Fatass Fundraising Follies.
    Mr. Toot no doubt has some working knowledge of paydays for people so I’m sure he’ll get annoyed if they don’t contribute by Friday.

    • trebob says:

      Charles doesn’t know jack about paydays, at least not a “working” knowledge. :). He probably got paid cash for music gigs whenever the artist get paid, Mouse-Ka-Mania netted bupkis for sure and then there’s LGF. The one thing these all have in common is that Charles is a panhandler. He is always asking people for money.

      Follow me here:

      Undoubtedly begged for advances while on the road
      Begs money for a VW Van
      Wasn’t Mouse-KA-Mania shareware?
      LGF donation button
      LGF subscription
      Asking for Amazon signups/purchases
      Go Fund Me

      In other words, it’s possible that Charles has never earned anything, ever (other than scorn and ridicule) or to put it bluntly, he’s a mooch.

  24. Pakimon says:

    Heh… Mr. Toot. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      He so loves that girl, though. 😦

    • Abu says:

      Thanks for posting the cartoon, Paki. That one never gets old.

      My Blackhawks clinched last Thursday and STILL no date set for Chi vs. Anaheim. Tonight (tomorrow morning?) will end the quarter finals so there is no excuse for not telling players and fans when the semis will be played. Bettman is a douche!

  25. Juan Epstein says:

    Mr. Fucking. Toot.

  26. Because NTTAWWT says:

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Chunky ain’t ghay because most men find him repulsive, as do almost all women. He’s self-sustaining his post-divorce desires, NTTAWWT. However, if he gains more weight he’ll have trouble, ya know, grasping himself.

      • livefreeor die says:

        He says he wouldn’t be ashamed of it. Which is why he makes sure we know he’s not.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      OK we’ll just put him down as Poofter and Proud since it makes no difference to him. Explains the jumpsuits, the white tux, the ponytail, the rejection by Pam. I guess she’d grown out of the whole Fag Hag thing and that pissed him off.

  27. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      Wait…is that Gus’s flounce?! 😆

      The irony is like an elephant sitting on the hobo’s lap.

  28. Because says:

  29. ISpeakJive says:

    Oh, this is funny. Ginger has the train driver’s dick pix. Apparently they are pretty out there.

    What’s Chunky going to say, being the resident dick pic expert??

  30. ISpeakJive says:

    OKAY, was the engineer looking at porn on his phone or getting a blow job in the cab of the train?

    Yeah, like nobody is thinking that….

  31. ISpeakJive says:


    • Octopus says:

      Ginger has bought himself about six months of non-stop stalking with tonight’s back and forth. Hope it was worth it. 😆

  32. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    @charles_gaba Long story, but it really was a matter of returning to where I came from. I was never a right winger in reality.
    1 hour ago

    LOL! Still pathetically back pedaling. He called himself a Classical Liberal. Now he’s a far left Marxist and Muslim apologist. There’s no reconciling the two without some fraud, hypocrisy and outright lying in there. So when was it? Before or now? Either way he’s conned a lot of people out of money. Then before his moronic conversion and now that he’s a lying leftard. He’s definitely an online swindler, that much is for sure.