Mr. Toot

The song Mr. Toot by Ylvis describes Charles Johnson perfectly! It’s about a musician in Istanbul named Mr. Toot who has a large following due to his toot which is guitar/horn hybrid. He decides to change his format and loses all his fans. That is the story of Charles Johnson!

(Hat Tip: Rain of Lead.)

65 Comments on “Mr. Toot”

  1. livefreeor die says:

    Does he steal a bus from a fellow musician?

  2. Also, ‘toot’ is a synonym for fart.

  3. Daedalus says:

    For now, I will address the owner of LGF as Mr. Toot.

  4. Because says:

    Virgin Obamaphone isn’t good enough?

  5. Octopus says:

    WTF? 😆

    $10 says it’s another Chunky donation to himself. 😦

  6. Octopus says:

    $10 says it’s another Chunky donation to himself. 😦

  7. rain of lead says:

    because fatass NEVER reads here, he will have no idea how badly he is being mocked
    betcha a million dollars that fucker has me blocked and I have never even looked at his twitter feed

  8. Octopus says:

    No, it’s a real moonbat, known as “Brainwrap” at Daily Kos. Oh, my aching ass, he’s also

    He’s employed sucking this gubmint teat:

    Help me, Jesus. 😆

  9. ISpeakJive says:

    He needed a new name!

  10. inspector fromage says:

    There once was a jazzman named toot
    Who’s blog earned lots of loot
    Parted ways with the right
    Now the money’s so tight
    he’s taken up playing skin flute

    • Because says:

      There once was a blogger named Toot.
      Who had a blog that was a hoot.
      He went round the bend,
      And the blog it did end,
      So now all the fundraising’s moot.

      • Bunk X says:

        There once was a blogger named Chuck;
        About whom we don’t give a fuck.
        He whines and he groans
        About stalkers, and moans,
        “I’m a victim you assholes! Donate to my Go Fund Me Account!”

  11. Because says:

    Heheheheheh. Look who’s stuck in the basement vvvvvvvvvvvv. 😆

  12. Head over heels in love (ISTE) says:

    So in love forgotten what password for here is or who I am.

    However, has anyone noticed that SCAMMER Stranahan is asking for money the same time Johnson is?

    Two peas in a very slimy pod.

    Maybe it is time for me to focus on them once again.

    What is left of the Boiler Room Crew now lives in a penthouse suite in Wyoming. Maybe we should go back to our roots and get down below again and dirty, smelly and sweaty and have fun.

    If that is OK with you sweety pie love of my life… 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      I quite concur, my dearest. Let’s clear off the foosball table, stock the cooler with a slab of coldies and re-decorate the secret hatch behind the rec room couch with the cat stuff.

  13. Octopus says:

    “This one time, I was a-walkin’ down the road, and a big tree branch fell down and hit me on the head. When I come to, I was a conservative on all issues, and, to be honest, a bit of a war-monger. I started exercising, riding my bike obsessively until I was skinny like my hero Lance Armstrong. I was in love with this beautiful woman, who shared my beliefs, and I knew we were destined to live happily ever after. I couldn’t wait to tell her of my plans for the future!

    Well…that didn’t work out so good. One thing led to another, and I had to ban 15,000 people from my cool blog. Now here I am, broke and alone, begging for money on the internet, holding up a sign that says, ‘Will do anything for food.’ Anything but real work, that is. I have my pride, and I’m not going to work for Da Man.”

  14. Octopus says:

    Teh Warmening™
    Winter is coming

  15. Octopus says:

    Thank heavens for mind-altering substances, to take the edge off harsh reality.

  16. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Chunky’s next funding scheme

  17. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Chunky bumped his head and flipped.

  18. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Hysterical Climate Change alarmist idiots try to take control of their failed hoax lie.

    No one buys it.

    • Arachne says:

      We’re still wearing our winter coats in Northern California.
      In the middle of effing MAY!!!

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      And same here in N. KY. It’s been a really cool spring. If that was in the models they forgot to tell anyone.

  19. rain of lead says:

    so what nuggets will mr toot be farting out on his twitter stream today hmmm…..

  20. Pakimon says:

    Chunky Panhandling Update:

    Day 4 – $2098

    Day 5 – $2188

    Day 6 – $2223

    Day 7 – $2273

    Fifty dollars in one day?! The tide is turning! One day till Friday and his handful of followers sycophants get their pay welfare public assistance checks!

    His Royal Chunkiness will be expecting his stipend. 😆

    • sven10077 says:

      My calculations are now off it’ll take Chunk ~180 days to get there now…just barely more profitable than selling his fat ass.

    • Arachne says:

      I wonder if the prediction made on the other board will be realized – that once he knows everybody now has money he doesn’t chide them about not giving him some of it.

      Anyone think he DM’s his supporter up there to make a tweet about donating?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I can’t believe any fool would give their credit card number to an online swindler peddling his faux Marxist blog. Especially when only 5 short years ago he was a very loud and vicious pro-capitalist, anti-Jihad and anti-useful idiot Demoncrap blogger. I’m glad to see those turds relieved of their measely few clams to help perpetuate the crappiest blog on the planet.

      • OLT's Ma, Fetch My Donkey says:

        Except that Gaba is redirecting taxpayer dollars he “earns” screwing up your rights with the ACA intrusion.

      • trebob says:

        Well, compared to the complete hosing we are all getting from OCare it probably doesn’t matter. At any rate, even though this mentally challenged individual is undoubtedly overpaid in his cushy job, his meager offerings would be nothing to the total cash flushed down the toilet with OCare. Hawaii’s exchange is about busted now after $200M+ dropped into it.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Does Kansas allow people on welfare to donate to failing blogs?

  21. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    In a classic Marxist totalitarian ploy Obungle uses his own crappy economy to setup a strawman lie about Fox News and hence justifies attacking the free speech of those who critique him.

    Here’s some of the nonsense:

    “And so if we’re going to change how John Boehner and Mitch McConnell think, we’re going to have to change how our body politic thinks, which means we’re going to have to change how the media reports on these issues and how people’s impressions of what it — what it’s like to struggle in this economy looks like and how budgets connect to that. And that’s a hard process because of — that requires a much broader conversation than typically we have on the nightly news.”

    Er something. IOW we need to make it illegal to counter leftism and move to outlaw conservative ideas. For the children, of course.

  22. Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

    • OLT's It's Fucking BRIGHT Outside The Donkey Show says:

      Does it hurt your eyes when that light come on?

      Do you realize yet that this is the Obama Administration/Progressive Left’s answer to EVERYTHING?

      • Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

        Obviously, we can’t expect govt employees to pay attention to the trains they’re driving, because Grateful Dead. So the answer is to make all the curves able to handle 107 MPH.

        They also get high-speed rail out of the deal. Win-win. They can drive their trains high on cocaine, and get there in a flash.

        And you knuckle draggers have the balls to oppose that?

      • trebob says:

        BOOOSH broke the train! It’s science!!!

  23. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Clinton faux journalist and media hack Stephi Noppolus is as crooked and deceptive as his masters. Not that anyone’s surprised given his comical attempts to act surprised when someone reveals what crooked scumbags they are establishing in a slush fund and calling it a charity.

    Stephanopoulos gave $50,000 to Clinton Foundation, didn’t disclose during coverage of scandal; ABC News: “Honest mistake”; Update: Other coverage without disclosure from 2013, 2014

    And remember Stephi was one of the first to attack Schweitzer telling him there’s no smoking gun. To which Schweitzer countered it’s in the behavior, similar to insider trading. It was clear Stephi wasn’t interested in any facts of the story but was purely attacking the messenger and following a left wing narrative that there’s nothing to it. At the same time secretly contribuing to the crooked slush fund that puts less then 10% to actual charity causes.

    • Arachne says:

      And this hack had the nerve to call it “a mistake”
      Uh, dude, putting on incorrect postage is a “mistake.”
      Unless you meant to give to a different charity, this wasn’t a “mistake.”

  24. Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

  25. Because play it, Mr. Toot! says:

    Here’s another metaphor for Chunky.

  26. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Feldman: Ben Carson’s Dangerous View of Judicial Authority
    59 minutes ago

    Oh the jealousy is palpable. Chunky’s sadly groveling on GoFundMe for $2000 measely bucks he’ll have to pay taxes on. Yet the handsome retired pediatric surgeon and best selling author has millions and millions of dollars, despite supposedly being underprivileged and descriminated against.

    And hey, if the ghoulishly white male Chunky is so over privileged (his term) why is he having to swindle people online?

  27. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Muslim Student Wins Discrimination Suit After School Forces Her to Eat Pork
    1 hour ago

    Moron online swindler and useful leftist idiot Chunkles Johnson cheers on the Islamisization of the West.

    The story is about an idiotic Muslima who went to culinary school and surprise, surprise didn’t want to follow the rules the other students have to follow. One of them being taste the dishes they cook there and that includes pork. Rather than make an exception for her career choice she goes all special snowflake on them. This being Denmark, who’s days of freedom are numbered anyway, of course she won.

  28. Because tweet it, Mr. Toot! says:

    • Arachne says:

      Does anyone here think that this jerk was texting or surfing on his effing Smartphone and not paying attention where he was?

      Dude, you can pretend you can’t recall anything before the crash, but let me inform you that the NTSB will be subpoenaing your cell phone records. Good luck with that.