Shiplord Kirel writes a paranoid post

The Alex Jones/Justin Raimondo set has been spreading conspiracy theories about the upcoming Jade Helm exercise in Texas. Sadly some conservatives have fallen for this nonsense  due to their legitimate mistrust of the Obama regime and have sounded the alarm over this exercise. Elected officials in Texas has since reassured these people concerns. Shiplord Kirel however, thinks something is amiss.

In a paranoid and conspiratorial rant that makes Alex Jones or Justin Raimondo appear sane, he makes some crazy allegations. Kirel claims that Rightwing militias are prepared to to an uprising and confront the US military. He warns that progressives will be killed by these militias until order is restored.

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Shiplord Kirel really needs a new set of friends if he thinks there will be some massive Rightwing uprising in Texas. He is either going by what some his Alex Jones/Raimondo type buddies are saying or making it up. I really believe Kirel is lying and trying to preach to the choir at LGF.

Kragar goes even further than Kirel.

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LGF is nothing more than a Leftwing dime store version of infowars.



113 Comments on “Shiplord Kirel writes a paranoid post”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Haha. Look how his Twitter line is all serious n shit all of a sudden.

    No babycakes, etc.

    It’s. Too. Late. Charline. You. Crapped. Out.

  2. I am convinced that LGF is really a parody, not unlike The Onion.

  3. Captain Death says:

    “Jimmy from Lubbock” aka Shiplord Kirel is still at LGF? What a paranoid sell out! He was a huge RWNJ back in the day but he sold out all for the love of a fat loser.

  4. pineapple says:

    36 wrenchwench
    May 12, 2015 11:19:40am


    “So the one ‘positive’ moment to come out of that event was fake. I am shock.”

    What does this even mean? Ummm.. it’s no longer positive that two terrorists died? Ummm … it’s fake because other heroes shot them instead of a lone cop? I’m at a loss here.

    When wrenchwench stepped out in front of a car and got hit, not even Humpty Dumpty could put her back together again.


    • rightymouse says:

      ‘Splain, Lucy,,,,

      • pineapple says:

        The new thread. They are all “in a gloat” over there because a lone cop didn’t take out the attackers, the swat team did.

        You know, one person with a gun, even if it’s a cop, could never be effective in a situation like that.

        Even though the DHS said it was one lone cop the RWNJs were making it up or something.

        Liberals are so protective of their oddball lunacy.

      • rightymouse says:

        Thanks! 🙂
        Meanwhile, no new pledge bucks for Fatso so far today. LOL!

      • trebob says:

        Poor Charles, gets it wrong yet again.

        CNN said more than a week ago it was the police (i.e. SWAT) that shot back and killed frick and frack.

        An unarmed security guard was shot in the leg. He was later treated and released from a hospital.

        Police who were helping with security at the event fired back, killing both gunmen.

        “The first suspect was shot immediately,” Garland Mayor Douglas Athas told CNN. “The second suspect was wounded and reached for his backpack. He was shot again.”

        Silly Charles, back in your bunker to panhandle and hide.

      • just poop says:

        So little green footballs supports the armed police state and SWAT team now ?

        glad to hear

      • Arachne says:

        Oh nice…..the idiots who perpetuated the “hands up don’t shoot” myth long after its expiration date are now allllll about the accuracy.

  5. Octopus says:

    That Shitlord is nuttier than squirrel poop, isn’t he? 😆

    Sorry to hear about the GoFundies disaster. Maybe he should call up the Underpants Gnomes and see if they’ll give him the secret step in the formula to achieve profit.

    • OLT's Farmer My Ass says:

      Dumber than a sack of dirt.

      And a racist bastard, too. “White flight suburbia”. A 65 year old white asshole who thinks he’s superior to someone living in a suburb, since he claims to have a farm.

      On the Internet, no one knows you’re a cowflop.

      Go ahead and leave Texas. I’ll try not to miss you. Turn in your guns, first, since you made that little threat.

    • trebob says:

      That’d be the funderpants gnomes. 😆

    • OLT's Ma, Fetch My Donkey says:

      Thunderpants gnomes?

  6. Octopus says:

    No. Get a job, you fat slug.

    • Arachne says:

      Hey Fatty – looks like they’ve caught on to your big grift.
      And maybe, just maybe, you aren’t nearly as popular as your 12 sycophants and 100 socks have led you to believe you are.

      You are not the powerful blog-o-man you think you are. Sorry.

  7. sven10077 says:

    someone tell Kirel it’ll be okay…

    Obama will nuke him to defeat the RWNJ hordes it’ll be a poetic end.

    Meanwhile here on Earth life will go on.

  8. sven10077 says:

    Where do you plan on being next month Kirel?

    “The Upper Atmosphere”

    You are a good Progtardian my friend….

    //Ed Schultz

  9. OLT's Go Plow Something, Idjit says:

    Because real estate is too expensive in Ferguson, I guess.

  10. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    The latest American Muslim terrorist attack occurred in Texas. So…..RWNJs!!!

    All this is about is the vindictive Preezydunce wanting to show he can use the military to push red states and particularly Texas around. He’ll play footsie and hand holdy with Cuba and Iran but for fellow Americans it’s mock war so he can fantasize about offing some Christians and conservatives.

    But if there were violence then wouldn’t it be Obungle’s fault? Just like the Muslim terrorist attack in Garland was supposedly Pam Geller’s fault.

    Chunkles and his EL GEE EFFERS really are fucking idiots.

  11. rightymouse says:

    It’s a little after 6:00 pm & Fatso’s fundraising has been stuck on $2,188 all day. What a joke.

  12. Arachne says:

    Sniveling little “I can dish it out but I can’t take it” pussy has gotten another Twitter account suspended – the one that exposed his bullshit story that “he couldn’t get away from Pam” fast enough.

    • Pakimon says:

      Those accounts will be back up in a day or so if the account holders care enough.

      I think it’s just easier to start a new account and just pick up where you left off.

      It makes Chunky even more peevish when that happens and he has to play “Whack a Mole Stalker”. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Karma can be a bitch & right now Fatso is racking up a boatload of paybacks. Heh.

  13. just poop says:

    time to trot out some of “jimmy from Lubbock’s ” right wing posts from back when he was ‘fooled’

  14. Octopus says:

    Dear Fatass continues to tweet idiocy about who shot and killed the Garland terrorists, while the terrorists continue their bloody rampage across the globe. Silly Chunky!

    • rightymouse says:

      I read about this horror. 😦
      The left will ignore it & continue to squawk about Geller et al.

  15. Octopus says:

    Seems Politifact’s “fact-checking” is just a service for protecting Democrats, like Vox. Oh, well.

    MAY 12, 2015
    ASHE SCHOW: Politifact strikes again.

    The website claims that Fiorina laid off 30,000 Hewlett-Packard employees and said she wished she had laid them off faster.

    Despite this being a completely untrue statement, Politifact rated it as “half true” because 30,000 people were indeed laid off from HP.

    Of course, this is not how truth works. The person who purchased the Fiorina domain claimed that the 2016 presidential candidate was referring to the 30,000 laid-off employees when she said: “I would have done them all faster.” The Politifact researcher even acknowledges that this is not true — Fiorina was not referring to 30,000 people laid off when she said she would have “done them all faster.” And that means there is nothing true about the statement at all.

    “Rather than musing that she should have laid off 30,000 people faster, the full article suggests she’s referring to a select group of high-ranking executives,” Politifact researcher Louis Jacobson wrote.

    He’s referring to an article in Fortune Magazine from 2005 where Fiorina was talking about laying off a select group of high-ranking executives faster, not 30,000 employees:

    “Fiorina does not agree, naturally, that there’s been a brain drain. In fact, she believes that one lesson she’s learned while running HP is that she should have moved more quickly in ejecting certain people,” Fortune’s Carol Loomis wrote. “Smartened up now, she says, ‘I would have done them all faster. Every person that I’ve asked to leave, whether it’s been clear publicly or not, I would have done faster.’”

    But because the domain name mentioned 30,000 workers first, Politifact is okay making a Republican look bad.

    And you don’t have to take my word for it — you can take Politifact researcher Louis Jacobson’s word.

    In his ruling on the Fiorina statement, Jacobson wrote: “The claim is partially accurate, but takes some things out of context, so we rate it Half True.”

    Now compare that reasoning to this one about Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and her foundation’s charitable spending: “The claim contains some element of truth but ignores critical facts that would give a different impression, so we rate it Mostly False.”

    It’s as if their “fact-checking” is more about protecting Democrats.

  16. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Expect a few trial balloon posts over at the Swamp coming.

    The recent one on DoD paying the NFL to salute may have been a maiden voyage.

    Seeing how, as we get close to the elections, a far left faction is openly confronting Obama on certain issues (fast-tracking trade most notably and recently), Charles may be seeing a need to pick sides between crazy left and crazy crazy left. He wonders if he should stick with O at the risk of having to cut to the front of the parade in a couple of years or if he should embrace the most extreme of the moonbats early in hopes that they prevail and he finally gets a chance to say that he called it.

    It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

    • just poop says:

      whatever charles ” calls”

      bet the other outcome.

      dude has a great track record. as in 100 %

  17. OMG! This is hi-freakin’-larious. Would I be a bad person for admitting that a tiny part of me would like to see Shiplord’s RWNJ doomsday scenario play out? Maybe there’s a pullout sofa in Culver City that he could crash at (depending on how much he gave to the Ponytailed Pooch’s gofundme page).

    Also, wasn’t Shiplord the slobbering little ass-kisser who called into Alan Colmes radio show when Chunk was appearing as a guest, triumphantly announcing his departure from the right?

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s what I remembered, but wasn’t 100% sure. What a sniveling douche-bag.

      Many people change as they grow, mature & experience life-changing events. I certainly did after 9/11 and switched party affiliation. But I certainly didn’t do it for another person, presumed monetary reward or because of an insecurity.

    • just poop says:

      shit load at 2:35
      slobbering sycophant mouth breather

      • just poop says:

        this entire interview is a sickening display. of uninformed pap

      • Has Chunk does any subsequent interviews or appearances since Colmes’ show? That would also be kinda (or funny- or both) sad if the pinnacle of his media appearances was a five year old interview on Alan Colmes’ radio show that he was BEGGING many a lizard to tune in for back in the day

      • Macker says:

        OMG That’s Skeletor!

      • Arachne says:

        And more people read about the interview here than actually heard it on the radio. Fox Radio gives Snake Man a show …. but NO ONE listens to it.

  18. pineapple says:

    Fatso used the very rare “Private Comment” feature.

    I was able to read it though. He’s asking if anyone can give more to the fund because he’s stuck on $2188 for days and the DoD stalkers are poking fun at him.

    What a baby.

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s hilarious. He’s looking like such a fool.

    • Arachne says:

      Were there any replies?
      Maybe he shouldn’t be tweeting it five times a day, inviting ridicule.

      • pineapple says:

        Whistling past the graveyard if you will.

      • Octopus says:

        How SAD! And hilarious. 😦 😆

        Not to mention, desperate. The wolf’s at the door, and I don’t mean Blitzer.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Lol, I thought I sawr (sic) “Were there any reptiles” at first glance. My 52 year old eyes are failing.

    • trebob says:

      Get out! Can we get a quote? How hilarious. And they “never” read here.


    • rightymouse says:

      $2,188 of $10k
      Raised by 56 people in 6 days

      Fatso has 12.1K twitter followers. Have no idea how many are fake, but one would think that between the twitter followers & the dolts at the swamp, he could manage to raise more than this.

      • trebob says:

        You find out who your friends are really fast when you ask ’em for money, don’t you?

      • rightymouse says:

        Yep. And Fatso is learning that he & his blog aren’t as popular as his conceit fooled him into believing. Then again, it’s only been 6 days. Maybe when his followers recover from their hangovers or are let out of jail, things will look up. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        I think something like 25% of his followers are fake. and we KNOW he purchased a boatload trying to keep up with Ginger last year.

    • calo says:

      Screen cap it, send it into “Contact The Cast” on the top of this page. I’m sure Briareus or Chen will have some fun with it. 😉

      • pineapple says:

        I should have used a snark tag…… sorry.

        But I might be right!

      • pineapple says:

        I probably could go read it since my account is still active but most of them use “spy mode” and would be leery to see me after so long.

      • Abu Jonathan Toews says:

        What have you done with BRC Engineer #5????1?11??11(hopefully I didn’t miss bad news)

      • calo says:

        I’m having him over for lunch today. Wanna join us?

      • Arachne says:

        I wish I could come. Sounds like it would an entertaining afternoon.
        I feel so lonely up here in NorCal…..I keep hoping doriangray will find a way up so we can have a beer (or wine – we’re overrun with pretentious vineyards up here).

    • just poop says:

      screen shot please

  19. just poop says:

    CORRELATOR TOOL is in overdrive right now

    another deep cover sock in action Charles. suck it

  20. livefreeor die says:

    He might figure the Obama crowd has been a bust so why not go for the REALLY crazy left.
    We’d get some new characters to “play with”.

  21. livefreeor die says:

    I wonder how much it would take to fan the flames of Shiplord’s paranoia. If we did a “war of the worlds” type thread on Texas going crazy, would he frantically run out to his truck, slap some bumper stickers on, and start driving away with his care bag o’ stuff?

  22. swamprat says:

    Did Cal Worthington ever actually eat a bug? Asking for a friend.
    1 hour ago

    Yep. He had some chocolate covered ants.

  23. swamprat says:

    Shiplord Kirel has the right idea but if he really wants to be safe, he should plan on getting completely away from the rightwingers and their dreaded conservative values!. If things get dicey just grab up the bugout bag and get away from that rightwing rural farm area! It would be much better to seek shelter in the safety of urban America. Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore, St Louis, forget Austin, head right to downtown Houston or better yet New York City. Go to the Democrat enclaves and shelter in place, safe and sound.

    • livefreeor die says:

      The best thing for you to do is grab your bag, put on a Dallas Cowboys shirt, and go shelter in place in an urban neighborhood in Washington DC.
      You can thank me later.

      • Octopus says:

        Shitlord would shit his pants if he had to hang out in an urban neighborhood for five minutes. 😆

      • livefreeor die says:

        Even more so if you know what they do to Dallas Cowboys fans in DC on a good day.

  24. Octopus says:

    You’re a sad excuse for a human being. How about getting out of the bunker, going down to the soup kitchen and actually helping another person for a change? Or, get on the mobility scooter and scoot around town with a nail on a stick, picking up litter? Do something productive, instead of begging for money from your slacktards all day.

  25. Juan Epstein says:

    No. More. Baby. Cakes?

    • Pakimon says:

      After his crowing about getting someone tossed into the Twitter Gulag yesterday, he’s keeping a low profile when it comes to his own stalking.

      Also, Twitter obsessing about The Ginger Chuck 24/7 wasn’t helping his panhandling effort. 😆

  26. Pakimon says:

    Chunky Panhandling Update:

    Day 4 – $2098

    Day 5 – $2188

    Day 6 – $2223

    How long before Chunky gives it up and goes into “let us not speak of this again” mode. 😆

    • sven10077 says:

      At this rate he’ll meet his goal in 286 days… if he could sell himself for 20 a pound he’d make it in 200.

      • Octopus says:

        Is there a market for human lard? Maybe in China?

        This is getting gross. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        I’ve been giving this a little thought. I wonder…..
        Did Fatass think the incident in Garland was going to be his ticket back into the limelight? I wonder if he didn’t think that his previous relationship (such as it was) with Pam Geller was going to result in guest appearances on TV and radio, especially the longed-for recognition by MSNBC. No doubt he waited for the calls from major media organs asking for a quote. Get that GoFundMe page started – after all, he would be reaching a whole new audience! He no doubt envisioned a huge traffic spike and Twitter followers – tens of thousands of new Twitter followers!

        Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs was BACK, baby!

        Except…no. Only the NYDN called him, as far as I can tell, and his quoted material had no depth, just nastiness and LOOK AT ME! self-promotion. He’s gone back to being forgotten except his burning need to get a Twitter user who exposed the lies he told the NYDN suspended. Meanwhile, he sends surrogates out to invade the timelines and harass Twitter users who have not only blocked him but make sure his handle NEVER is part of their timelines. All the while trying to get them suspended as well.

      • Octopus says:

        I think you’re spot-on with this analysis, Arachne. He was so giddy! And now?

        AWWWW!! It’s just sad. 😦

  27. Octopus says:

    I cry laughing, a lot. At you.

  28. Octopus says:

    You need money to join that cult. Sorry. 😦

    • Octopus says:

      It’s uncanny! He might be co-hosting LGF, should it ever be named the Official Jihaddist News Dump.

  29. rain of lead says:

    “Hey Mr Toot”

  30. krunch717171 says:

    just a funny dumbass song Daedalus found


  31. rain of lead says:

  32. rain of lead says:

    there we go

  33. Arachne says:

    Oh and someone tell Mr. Toot that the GoFundMe page from Weasel Zippers I referenced yesterday? Raised more in one day than he has raised since inception. Now at $6.5K.

    • Octopus says:

      There’s an obscure Detroit Red Wings blog that serves as an NHL news aggregator, that raised $7K in five days on GoFundme. They’re cutting it off at $10K, which they will likely reach by Friday. Sorry, Chunky. Nobody likes you. 😦

      • Arachne says:

        I remember chiding Mr. Toot that Jim-Rob’s Free Republic has quarterly Freepathons with the goal of raising $88,000 in each one. Always meets it. Always asked Fatty why he doesn’t hold something like that of his own.

        Well, we can finally make the comparison there’s a Freepathon going on right now – for the second quarter, and it has raised $47,000 so far. That’s 10 times Tootie’s goal on the GoFundMe. And mind you – until he jumped in front of the parade and dissed Buckhead and made himself the hero of Rathergate, there was a significant amount of cross-posters from Freep and LGF. In fact, I’m sure Jim-Rob would have allowed him to post a fundraising plea on his site if the Freepathon wasn’t going on. The contributors to Freep would have been the contributors to LGF.

        So, what can we conclude from this? Dissing Buckhead and crapping on your base may not be a good idea.

        And the answer to my initial inquiry? Uh, Jim-Rob wins.

  34. Because olo says:

    • Arachne says:

      Isn’t Anjem one of Mr. Toot’s new friends?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      He was for him before he was against him. That was a couple years ago when he said Choudary was a moderate. And hence he tried to say the guys who murdered the British soldier were not “affiliated” with Choudary when they clearly were. And he got into a big pissing match with Kalegore about it and when he lost he called Kalegore a dick. Now he calls Choudary a crazy loon as bad as Pam Geller LOL! Except Choudary has been apologizing for terror attacks on British and allied troops all along. It’s one of those “we shall not speak of it again” things because it would remind everyone Chunk was completely wrong, as usual.