“STONE THE UNFAITHFUL MONKEY!”

The man under siege draws fire on Twitter over his begging for money.

Charles always loves playing the man under siege!

Update: This Tweet by CrybabyJ sums up the worldview of Charles.

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60 Comments on ““STONE THE UNFAITHFUL MONKEY!””

  1. kbdabear says:

    Typical asshole behavior by Fatass – troll, troll again, if a “fuck you” response comes, Fatass does the “why so upset, don’t you like me” passive-aggressive trick. If you zing him a good one, he tweets a “fuck you” and “say hello to my block button”

    • poteen2 says:

      All without ever leaving ‘Mommy’s Basement’
      Might run into real live people!
      Might see a pointy fingered little brown kid!
      Praise the Almighty Atheist Deity for Whole Foods home delivery.

  2. windbag says:

    It’s pretty mean when someone slaps a “KICK ME” note on your back at the junior high dance. It’s twisted when you put it there yourself.

  3. livefreeor die says:

    Who stoned him? He kicked all of us out for bogus reasons.

  4. livefreeor die says:

    He needs to come up with a better way to raise funds. Maybe he’s a rare blood type?

  5. livefreeor die says:

    Okay,
    How many times will Chuckles reuse the “Stone the unfaithful monkey” whine in the next 48 hours?
    Put me down for 8 times.

  6. Octopus says:

    Even sadder than the old comic books in storage, that. Not to mention, the bike on its rusty kickstand. The boxes of clothes that are now five sizes too small. Ah, the ineffable, undefinable sadness. The endless, nameless melancholy. 😥

    • kbdabear says:

      You forgot the guitar in the corner that hasn’t been picked up in years, the dogeared “HTML For Dummies” in the closet, the tear stained faded picture of Pam on the desk

      • trebob says:

        Those aren’t all tear stains. Just sayin’.

      • livefreeor die says:

        Of course, the entire interior of the storage closet is covered with blurry photos of Pam, taken with a telephoto lens.

  7. Octopus says:

    Stuff You Knew:

    http://www.businessinsider.com/afp-australia-pm-advisor-says-climate-change-a-un-led-ruse-2015-5

    Climate change a UN-led ruse

    Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s top business advisor on Friday claimed climate change was a ruse encouraged by the United Nations to create a new authoritarian world order under its control. […]

    Newman, a former chairman of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, is a known climate change sceptic but he went further by accusing the UN of being involved in a scam.

    “Figueres is on record saying democracy is a poor political system for fighting global warming. Communist China, she says, is the best model,” he wrote.

    “This is not about facts or logic. It’s about a new world order under the control of the UN. It is opposed to capitalism and freedom and has made environmental catastrophism a household topic to achieve its objective.”[…]

    Newman said “hopefully, like India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi, Tony Abbott isn’t listening (to the UN)”.

    But he warned that “having gained so much ground, eco-catastrophists won’t let up”.

    “After all, they have captured the UN and are extremely well-funded. They have a hugely powerful ally in the White House,” he said.

  8. Octopus says:

    You were plugging that crappy song last night, Fatass. It hasn’t gotten any better since then. 😆

    • kbdabear says:

      Another forgotten relic from the 70s. Difference is, Rundgren actually wrote, sang, and produced the songs. Fatass is just proof that retarded kids can learn to play an instrument.

    • just poop says:

      todd rundgren SUCKS

      he sucked back when charles had the WORST Friday night playlist in the history of the world

      even when his blog was cool, the FNDT playlist sucked

  9. Octopus says:

  10. kbdabear says:

    Isn’t obsessing over your “mentions” a sign of narcissistic personality disorder?

    That and if you took his brain and shoved it up a gnat’s ass, it would rattle like a marble in a freight trailer

    • kbdabear says:

      • sven10077 says:

        Chaz will likely not respond to my implying he wants a gross of cheetos….

        I don’t need him to.

    • KGB says:

      The great Jim Cornette once said that if you took both the Garvin brothers brains, wadded them up in a ball and stuck it in a flea’s rear end it would rattle around like a BB in a boxcar.

  11. kbdabear says:

    No donations in 11 hours, Fatass.

    Time to hold a telethon?

    • trebob says:

      Yup, only $90 in two days. Better spank the donation donkey hard today. Did Gus send in his annual membership fee yet?

    • livefreeor die says:

      A telethon would be awesome. Heck, I’ll pay him $100 to dance the Macarena for one hour straight. He has to wear a t-shirt that says “Baby on board” with an arrow pointing down, though.

  12. Doppel milyo says:

  13. Pakimon says:

    Chunky Panhandling Update:

    Day 3 – $2098

    Day 4 – $2118

    Day 5 – $2188

    Watching Chunkles’ GoFundMe count is like watching his Twitter follower count.

    An epic and woeful tale of stagnation, frustration and peevishness.

    I really thought there would be enough dimwitted and gullible moonbats out there to get him to at least the halfway point by now.

    Maybe Scrooge McDuck or Rich Uncle Pennybags will run to the rescue with sacks of money with dollar signs on them. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Payday’s this week for the semi-monthly employed – of course there’s also Memorial Day coming up (or as the unemployed Fatass calls it – “Monday”) and peeps want to have extra food and beer money so he may lose out there too.

      Will the money come in time to pay the mortgage (or rent?)?
      America is on pins and needles.

  14. Pakimon says:

    The Peevish Meter just spiked. I think somebody struck a nerve. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Oh bullshit. Are you saying that photo WAS your house?
      And we can assume that since you live in California, which has some pretty harsh anti-stalking laws, you have reported him to the crack Culver City Police Department, and have applied at the Los Angeles Superior Court for a restraining order. (Psst….he won’t – he would be as restricted as Ginger and wouldn’t be allowed to Tweet about him).

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Wasn’t that the office for his old apartment building that he hadn’t live in for 10 years?

      He comin’ after you with his gun, Chunky!!!!!!!! Smiling all the way and taking pictures for the web with Obama stickers. How dangerous!!!!

    • striking of ponytail nerves results in twitterdeath says:

      Apparently the striking of CJ’s nerves was so devastating to his ego it was reason to take lizardesque action and kill Crybaby J’s account

      https://twitter.com/haceepeeix

    • Because says:

      The implication being that all the other howling about “stalking” is unreal.

  15. Arachne says:

    Here’s a GoFundMe to help one of our own at Weasel Zippers – Mr. Mossberg and spouse – who were in a motorcycle accident.

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/223288-reader-can-use-your-help/#disqus_thread

    $4,000+ in 7 days.

  16. livefreeor die says:

    How soon until he starts calling people out on LGF for not donating? Does he have anyone left to ban?

    • OLT's But You Could Pee In Them says:

      As it turns out, empty Sterno tins are not a form of currency in much of the world.

    • Arachne says:

      I give it about another week or so – when he realizes his “bane of the right wing” slogan isn’t working.

      I can write the copy now – “is it REALLY asking too much for all of you to pitch in and help keep this blog going?”

      I guess it never occurs to him that his blog is made up of people who believe in FREE stuff. I’m still wondering how much of that money is his own to jump start it.

  17. Because says:

    So northern birds are going south because it’s getting warmer?

    What am I missing?

  18. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Nice take down mostly of anti-free speech, pro-shari’a idiot Cathy Young at Atlas Shrugs. Within is a refutation to Chunky’s continued purposeful and purely vindictive distortions that Spencer and Geller cheered on Bosnian atrocities against Muslims when they of course, did not.

    Even worse is Young’s link to Geller supposedly “excusing the slaughter of Muslims in the former Yugoslavia.” For that, Young links not to Geller actually excusing anyone’s slaughter, but to Young’s fellow smear merchant, Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs. Johnson libelously claims that Serbian war criminal Ratko Mladic “slaughtered Muslims, and that makes him an ally of Geller, Robert Spencer, and the rest of their thuggish crowd.” His evidence for this? Geller saying that “there are no heroes in the Bosnian conflict, but the Muslim atrocities were far worse.” Does that sound like someone cheering on the slaughter of Muslims, or even excusing it? Any honest reader would have to acknowledge that Geller said that there were “no heroes” in the conflict and that both sides had committed “atrocities.” But we’re not dealing with honest readers here; we’re dealing with Charles Johnson and Cathy Young.

    http://pamelageller.com/2015/05/geller-and-spencer-in-breitbart-in-cathy-youngs-world-everybody-surrenders.

    Chunky pretends he’s taking some moral high ground against genocide with this strawman BS. In reality he cares nothing for genocides. He’s posted nothing about the ISIS’ continual genocide of Christians and while they dail

  19. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Libtard useful idiot like Chunky The Online Swindler Johnson and US Muslims are now in a race to the bottom to see who can be the bigger hyperbolic idiots at blaming the victims and defenders of our free speech. It’s pretty much a tie at this point.

    http://pamelageller.com/2015/05/famous-american-muslim-claims-pamela-geller-is-worse-than-isis.html/


    Of course, being Muslim he takes a dim view of strong, independent, fearless women to start with. Notice he’s so worked up he can no longer speak in a civil manner when Pam’s lawyer tries to point out the utter absurdity of his statement. It’s pretty obvious this guy hates Geller’s guts and his real beef is with her exercising her free speech rights in defiance of Muslim taboos. NOT his concern for who might get hurt due to provocation (the old worn out Muslim ploy).

  20. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Help Support Little Green Footballs by Donating at Our GoFundMe Page lgf.bz/1JusxCQ
    1 hour ago

    Please hurry! I’m out of Cheetos!

  21. More like “Mock the silly drama queen.”

  22. kbdabear says:

    Hey Fatass, since 24/7 “exposes” of your namesake whom most people have no clue who he is nor care, nor repeating the same “promoated to front page” cut and paste stories aren’t bringing in the suckers..

    Try bicycle pics.