Sabotage!

Charles has set up a Gofundme account to milk his loser minions for money. Last night, many people here were mocking him for this. As usual, Charles plays the “man under siege” role to gain sympathy.

Gofundme

One problem with Charles’ assertion, the discussion in regards to the LGF Gofundme page was here at DOD. I thought Charles does not read us here?

(Update: ChenZhen:) Crank it!

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212 Comments on “Sabotage!”

  1. Arachne says:

    Dear Fatso: Please point to a single comment from this blog where we urge sabotage of your gofundme scam.

    • Because olo says:

      Maybe it was me. Pointing out that the 15-yo picture was reason to report for fraud. I could think of a whole lot of other questionable claims, as well.

      • Arachne says:

        I tweeted out that a while ago in response to John Nolte’s tweet that it wasn’t long ago that this clown was snarking at Ginger for fundraising. Ginger retweeted it.

  2. rightymouse says:

    I think this tweet can speak for itself. Fatso underestimated the mirth he would create by announcing his gofundme snow job. LOL!

  3. trebob says:

    Charles has definitely been getting smacked around on the twitter. I accidently left this:

    Oops, mea culpa, lo siento 🙂

  4. Arachne says:

    Something must be up, since Eddie Earwax hasn’t come after Nolte. Usually he can’t wait to inject himself into a discussion about…..himself. Maybe he’s looking at the responses and seeing the handwriting on the wall.

    I predict two endings to this silly scenario, one of which he has already put into motion via that comment above:

    1) George Soros takes pity on him and makes a donation. However, Fatass is not a 501(c)(3) and since his formerly anti-Jihad blog is essentially imploding anyway, even Soros isn’t that generous – besides, he has important Democrats to fund for re-election. Also, one look at the blog may have him saying “oh no, dude, I ain’t playing in THAT pond of crazy!” (Of course, even if funding is reached, when Chuck finds out the government will be taking something like 30% he won’t be pleased). Although I will concede that there exists the slimmest of possibilities that Fatass will reach his goal. Whether it is in this decade remains uncertain.

    2) When he realizes he is going to get some serious butthurt humiliation over this (which has already really begun if you look at Twitter), he will remove his gofundme page. He will make no mention of it. However, IF it is commented upon, he will of course, blame his Twitter Stalkers/Pam Geller/Glenn Greenwald/Ginger/Hoft/the known universe/and this blog because the collective was sabotaging his efforts. He will never say how that sabotage occurred, but he will put up multiple posts about his reknowned essay “Why [He] Left the Right” and the SHOCKING AUDIO of a Teenaged Rodan going after Muslims, apparently oblivious to the fact that the Garland incident pretty much proved Rodan’s point.

  5. rightymouse says:

    WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    • Arachne says:

      I think pretty much all of America hates lying troop-haters, there, Fatass. I wouldn’t limit it to Breitbart or John. And you are, seriously, looking sillier by the minute.

    • just poop says:

  6. Arachne says:

    Oh, but I loved this…..

  7. Someone’s stalking the stalkers…

  8. Because wanna bet? says:

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    Go. Fund. Me. Me. Me. Me.

  10. Minnow says:

    What a pathetic, little man Barry has become. Now, following his tweets with pleas for $$.

    That is “block” worthy by most people on Twitter – which I am sure you will soon come to appreciate dumb asshole.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.

    Nice try fatty.

  11. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    RT @Shoq: I know media follows @green_footballs and his work. He’s a Right-Watcher doing important stuff for us. Support him! http://t.co/p…
    41 minutes ago

    Work! LOL!! That’s the point Shoq you schmuck. YOU work. You send him your money and HE avoids work.

  12. Arachne says:

    Can someone give me the site to check follower authenticity (I’m stuck in a trial team meeting and dealing with this on my iPad so excuse any misspellings).

  13. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Sad that the most vile, obnoxious trolls who support the hate speech of Pamela Geller all have “Christian conservative” in their bios.
    52 minutes ago

    The only thing sad is an old fat has-been blog loser douche using progturd shit speech lies to attack a brave Jewish feminist woman and Christians standing up for free speech.

    Can he stoop any farther in being an all around traitor? What’s next? Join the cult of Islam himself and claim special snowflake status like Furious Butthurt?

  14. kbdabear says:

  15. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. Look who’s in Time Magazine.

    http://time.com/3847453/pamela-geller-a-response-to-my-critics-this-is-a-war/

    Eat a bag of dicks, Chunk.

    • pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

      “Some say that “hate speech” should be censored. But what constitutes “hate speech” is a subjective judgment that is unavoidably influenced by the political perspective of the one doing the judging.”

      Zackly this ^ ^ ^ she rocked it.

      Polite speech doesn’t need protection.

  16. Voltaire's Crack says:

    From the gofundme page

    A few of our most popular exclusive hard-hitting articles.

    Jim Hoft’s Unsourced Claim That Officer Darren Wilson Had an “Orbital Blowout Fracture of the Eye Socket”

    National Review’s Kevin D. Williamson: Women Who Have Abortions Should Be Hanged, and So Should Their Doctors

    Sarah Palin Fans Trying to Edit Wikipedia Paul Revere Page

    Fox News Commenters Respond to Whitney Houston’s Death With Deluge of Hatred and Racism

    Your Bigoted Fear-Mongering All-Caps #Breitbart.com Headline of the Day

    Exclusive?

    Hard hitting?

    Popular?

    • pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

      Looks like he can delete comments that he doesn’t like as usual.

      Some lib commented that he wouldn’t donate because Fasto is a pro-NSA tool.

      Poof…….. it’s gone.

      • Arachne says:

        Hell and it isn’t even one of US!
        Further proof, frankly, that the libs really don’t care much for him either. I think he’s starting to believe those followers he purchased are REAL.

    • Arachne says:

      Maybe we should make sure he augments that list to include the following:

      1) Obama creates his own flag (Ohio State Flag)
      2) TEA Party flag has purported Nazi symbols (Tennessee State Flag)
      3) Glenn Beck TEA Party Rally Responsible for death of a Government agent? (He committed suicide)
      4) Breitbart lied about his laptop – he left it right out in the open (it was the menu board from the restaurant)
      5) BREAKING News – uh, from 2009 (it was 2013 at the time)

      I’m sure there’s plenty of others we’ve garnered over the years.

      • Voltaire's Crack says:

        The guy that flew into the IRS building being an anti-government right winger.

      • pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

        The one that really creeped me out was when Fatso proclaimed that Anthony Weiner’s secret crotch shot could have been his own.

        That seriously creeped me out.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Weiner’s dick pics were planted by Breitbart.

      • just poop says:

        Let’s create a Gofuckme page for Charles and include those HARD HITTING FACEPALMS

  17. Juan Epstein says:

    He. Will. Out. You.

    • Arachne says:

      It wouldn’t surprise me if the fact that he’s been known to out people using PayPal information is the reason some of those donors wish to remain anonymous.

      BTW, his followers (the real ones) are going to completely tune him out if he keeps asking for money.

    • Because olo says:

      I don’t know if GoFundMe hands over that kind of data, but it wouldn’t be smart to try and find out. Maybe that has something to do with all the anony mouses?

  18. Arachne says:

    BTW – just to keep the record clear, I would remind anyone who might wander through our little playpen here and reading about poor widdle Puddle Pants and his calling out the ebil saboteurs on his gofundmyrent scam…..

    This same shitbag told his followers to go to Amazon and leave FAKE negative reviews about Pamela Geller/Robert Spencer’s book “The Post-American President” in order to bring her overall average review down.

    See, the real trouble with Rudolf the Red-Nosed Clown Car is not that he’s hypocritical – we KNOW he’s hypocritical – it’s the fact that he is so deliciously dumb that he thinks no one remembers the last 14 years.

  19. Octopus says:

    Icarus is in free fall. Look out below! 😯

    • Because olo says:

      Quick! Somebody get it on video, so we can put it on youtube when the crater forms.

  20. sven10077 says:

    You mean like Chunk & the left are sabotaging *our* GoFundMes?

    Pro-tip ALWAYS attack the Left GoFundMes from their left.

  21. Arachne says:

    Is someone keeping track of the Fatass GoFundMe mentions on Twitter yet?

  22. DoDcommentor says:

  23. Minnow says:

    “Hard hitting articles” that I found on line and cut and pasted into my blog – then put my name next to. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY YO.

  24. Minnow says:

    “Hard hitting articles” that I put six or seven clumsy words together as a lead in and titled with – then pretended and proudly pranced about blathering about “another piece” I have published.

  25. Minnow says:

    “Hard hitting articles” that I claim as my own but that aren’t mine at all. THIS is what I need your money for! I only have a high school degree and my inheritance ran out!!

    Yo.

    • Because olo says:

      And I don’t have 40 SS quarters.

    • Because olo says:

      Go Fund Me! I’m too fat to dumpster dive like Gus!

    • Arachne says:

      You know, that’s what it is, I think. He NEEDS the money. He cannot be so unaware that after snotting at others for fund raising for their blogs, he would be somehow immune to SERIOUS push-back for this, coupled with the fact that he has always had a tip jar, a subscription service and an Amazon store, all of which would be generating income if he had a successful blog.

      I wonder, sometimes, if he doesn’t mentally calculate what type of revenue he would have realized if he hadn’t been so short-sighted to think that a 180 would avail him him stature and “riches”. I alone have spent over $3,000 at Amazon since Chuckie’s turn around – $$$ I would have been happy to give him – instead they went to the Amazon Store of Legal Insurrection. And I give generously to Weasel Zippers every time I have extra $$ from overtime.

      Think about that Chuck. If your miscreants and low-lifes had money to give you, they would already have done so. And people on Twitter abhor shoving money at someone who is too lazy to get a job.

  26. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Stupidest “Debate” of the week: nutbag Islamist Anjem Choudary vs. raving bigot Pamela Geller lgf.bz/1zGhvKF
    54 minutes ago

    Stupidest debate on the internet is at LGF where everyone pretends Chunkles teh Johnson isn’t a liar, a fraud and a coward.

  27. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Stupidest “Debate” of the week: nutbag Islamist Anjem Choudary vs. raving bigot Pamela Geller
    54 minutes ago

    Chunkles has become the perfect Idiotarian. He equates the exercise of free speech to criticize someone’s religion or draw a picture with influential Islamic death threateners as equally evil. You really can’t get any fucking stupider.

    Has he commented on Chris Cuomo yet? I’m sure he thinks like Cuomo this is all in the constitution somewhere right next to the right of abortion and the right to run from the cops and fight with them and get their gun. What a despicable piece of crap.

    • Arachne says:

      Fatass would probably say that Cuomo’s citing of Chaplinsky should have shut the critics up but we’re all too dumb to see it.

      Except Chaplinsky has been watered down by Brandenburg (fighting words) and Snyder (this was recent – 2010 – and said sorry, but hate speech IS protected speech).

      And he’s really pissed because Pam is being praised all over twitter for taking on this shitbag and shutting him down royally.

      BTW, has Fatass commented on the demented Sally Kohn turning an MTA traffic cop’s allowing her to board when she had forgotten her wallet into an excercise into white privilege and racism?

      • Just poop says:

        If you were over at LGF you know Charles with the GED in law would be smugly arguing case law with you and your ‘lil ‘ol JD

      • Arachne says:

        Alas, I am complimented, but I don’t have a J.D., I’ve just worked for lawyers for too long – it all rubs off on you. But I do LOVE the law and read decisions when they come down and conduct research on issues from time to time.

        Although I did audit a Constitutional Law class over at Boalt Hall that a friend was teaching, so I picked up a lot. (Hell, I still have the book….and that sucker cost me almost $100 and this was in the 80’s).

  28. Because been drinking off the reservation again says:

  29. just poop says:

    CTRL C , CRTL V like a fuckin BOSS !

    #hardHitting

  30. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Chunky McDumbth: Go Fund me! I’ll give you a steady stream of people to hate and then call them the haters. Yeah really! I’m just that big of an idiot.

  31. Minnow says:

    That Barry – he ONE smart cookie. Why, he finished High School!

    Well, then there’s his accomplished publishing career as a famed news aggregator. One time, as rumor goes, he wrote one piece that was all of eleven words long! Can you imagine!?

    Then, too, I heard he mentored Matt Drudge back when Matt would call him several times a day (when Matt was young and addicted to Mousekamania) and that he (Barry) takes most of the credit today for the Drudge Report.

    Okay….. I made that up.

    He probably didn’t finish High School either.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.

  32. Because says:

    • Because says:

      Who this “we”, fatman?

    • Arachne says:

      If you’ve been meaning to do it for awhile, what was stopping you?
      And if you have been meaning to do it for awhile, why did you stick your foot in your mouth and criticize others for doing the same?
      You already have a place to donate on your website – plus Amazon store, which you constantly hype, and a subscription service.
      Why would you need a Gofundme page?
      Aren’t you getting something like a bazillion views of every article on LGF?

      Your desperation is showing, Dr. Doublewide. You must need that money BAD…..

      Hey – Chuckie roped in $100 bucks from “Backwoods Sleuth” or is it “BackWARDS Sleuth” since she’s giving $100 of the money she’s worked for to a guy who is the Maynard G. Krebbs of the Internet.

      • trebob says:

        And here we thought he was eating those rancid, meatless sammiches just to be hip. Turns out he can’t afford a good steak. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        Ooo….that sounds good. I think I’ll have steak for dinner….
        And STEAK fries.
        Cuz you see, Charlie – I have over $1,000 play money in my checking account right now.

      • pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

        I doubt if the $100 from Backassward_Slut was money she worked for.

        I’m thinking more along the lines of beer can recycling.

    • Bunk x says:

      He’s been meaning to do this for a while.

  33. You people need hobbies.

    • rightymouse says:

      Like Fatso with his video games and Twitter block button?? Or like you whacking off to frogs mating in your back yard?

      • Arachne says:

        I have hobbies – but unlike Frankie’s of peeping into people’s windows or collecting child porn, I’m not likely to go to jail for them.

    • trebob says:

      I have several hobbies. One is to mock a buffoon who flushed his blog down the toilet and spends his life shut in a little condo west of Los Angeles being terrified of every shadow and noise.

      How about you? You have any hobbies other than reading here (more interesting than LGF I know) and fantasizing about Ron Jeremy boinking someone’s mother/wife/daughter/girlfriend? You have a job? Did you contribute to Charles’ life of leisure?

      • Arachne says:

        I imagine not. Everything he makes as part of the prison workforce goes to recompense his victims.

    • Minnow says:

      You know Frank baby, one of my hobbies is making money. That way, I don’t have to grovel and beg like a spastic on the internet for $340.

      The trick here is to get out of bed in the morning and work hard every day.

      This may be a strange concept to you. I am guessing so.

      • rightymouse says:

        Agreed. I work so I can enjoy my family, eating good food, affording the comforts of life, etc….

      • Arachne says:

        ….buy stuff from Amazon and help out Legal Insurrection…..

      • Minnow says:

        ….and, I have given nearly everything I have earned over the years away. Most of it to the F’ing government (for the weebies and the slack dogs with their hands out).

        Then, there’s my kids…. and my extended family.

        All by choice.

        Yes, I have a few nice things. But not that many. If you saw how I live, you wouldn’t believe it.

        All by choice.

        And I consider myself the luckiest, happiest person in the world.

        That’s another benefit to working hard and making it on your own.

        But I don’t expect you will fully appreciate this.

    • rightymouse says:

      Stank’s hobby is posting stupid dreck here that even my 10 year old nephew would find juvenile/sophomoric.

    • Bunk x says:

      We follow soap operas. We take our favorite characters and carve little figurines in wood putty, cast them in lead and paint little swastikas on them, just like Dork Falcon does, then we march the fat one around in circles and make the others follow. It’s awesome.

      • Arachne says:

        I should NOT have read that at the same time I was taking a large sip of my Starbucks Vente Mocha Latte. Major cleanup is about to ensue…..

    • Pakimon says:

      Ron Jeremy has a hobby…

  34. Minnow says:

    I have friends who give me things, nice things…. because they see me give everything away and think I deserve more. Strange concept huh?

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

  35. Octopus says:

    Chunky has no friends. NONE. If he did, he wouldn’t be stuck on Twitter all day, everyday.

    Just sad. 😦

    • Arachne says:

      Yes indeed – and it’s been pointed out a few times that there’s never any tweets about fun stuff Fatty has been doing. The only time he is off Twitter is when he’s sleeping.

  36. Juan Epstein says:

    So. Many. Pennies.

  37. Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      Now AP’s Meghan Barr is trying to say that it was an “inartful” social media clerk who posted that AP headline. I’ve read her timeline. Meghan wrote it herself.

  38. Octopus says:

    Pam for the win, in Time Magazine. Oddly, Chunky was not asked to counter. Also, the weaselly Bill O’Reilly covered himself in shit with his attack on Pam. I’ve always disliked the guy — every once in awhile he reminds me why.

    http://time.com/3847453/pamela-geller-a-response-to-my-critics-this-is-a-war/

    Some are saying I provoked this attack. But to kowtow to violent intimidation will only encourage more of it.

    The shooting happened at my American Freedom Defense Initiative Muhammad Art Exhibit and Cartoon Contest, when two Islamic jihadists armed with rifles and explosives drove up to the Curtis Culwell Center in Garland and attempted to gain entry to our event, which was just ending. We were aware of the risk and spent thousands of dollars on security — and it paid off. The jihadis at our free speech event were not able to achieve their objective of replicating the massacre at the offices of the Charlie Hebdo satirical magazine last January — and to go it one better in carnage. They were not able to kill anyone. We provided enormous security, in concert with the superb Garland police department. The men who took the aspiring killers down may have saved hundreds of lives.

    And make no mistake: If it weren’t for the free-speech conference, these jihadis would have struck somewhere else — a place where there was less security, like the Lindt cafe in Australia or the Hyper Cacher Kosher supermarket in Paris.

    So, why are some people blaming me? They’re saying: “Well, she provoked them! She got what she deserved!” They don’t remember, or care to remember, that as the jihadis were killing the Muhammad cartoonists in Paris, their friend and accomplice was murdering Jews in a nearby kosher supermarket. Were the Jews asking for it? Did they “bait” the jihadis? Were they “provoking” them?

    Are the Jews responsible for the Nazis? Are the Christians in the Middle East responsible for being persecuted by Muslims?

    Drawing Muhammad offends Islamic jihadists? So does being Jewish. How much accommodation of any kind should we give to murderous savagery? To kowtow to violent intimidation will only encourage more of it.

    This is a war.

    Now, after the Charlie Hebdo attack, and after the Garland attack, what are we going to do? Are we going to surrender to these monsters?

    The attack in Garland showed that everything my colleagues and I have been warning about regarding the threat of jihad, and the ways in which it threatens our liberties, is true. Islamic law, Sharia, with its death penalty for blasphemy, today constitutes a unique threat to the freedom of speech and liberty in general.

    Freedom of speech is the foundation of a free society. Without it, a tyrant can wreak havoc unopposed, while his opponents are silenced.

    Putting up with being offended is essential in a pluralistic society in which people differ on basic truths. If a group will not stand for being offended without resorting to violence, that group will rule unopposed, while everyone else lives in fear.

    Islamic law as it’s interpreted by extremists forbids criticism of Islam, the Quran, and Muhammad. If they cannot be criticized in the United States, we are in effect accepting Islamic law as overriding the freedom of speech. This would establish Muslims as a protected class and prevent honest discussion of how Islamic jihadists use the texts and teachings of Islam to justify violence.

    Some say that “hate speech” should be censored. But what constitutes “hate speech” is a subjective judgment that is unavoidably influenced by the political perspective of the one doing the judging.

    Allowing this sort of censorship would mean nothing less civilizational suicide. Many in the media and academic elite assign no blame to an ideology that calls for death to blasphemers — i.e., those who criticize or offend Islam. Instead, they target and blame those who expose this fanaticism. If the cultural elites directed their barbs and attacks at the extremist doctrine of jihad, the world would be a vastly safer place.

    You can try to avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. The shootings in Garland, Paris, and Copenhagen targeting defenders of free speech, and the raging jihad across the Middle East, Africa, and Europe, are the disastrous consequences of avoiding reality.

    I encourage all Americans to watch the videos of the Garland event and see what Islamic supremacists wish to silence: basic, elemental free speech arguments.

    But we are unbowed. Even when the venue was in lockdown and hundreds of attendees were ushered down into the auditorium, the crowd was singing the Star Spangled Banner and G-d Bless America. In the face of fear, they were staunchly and uniquely American.

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out whom you cannot criticize. If the international media had run the Danish cartoons back in 2005, none of this could have happened. The jihadis wouldn’t have been able to kill everyone. But by self-censoring, the media gave the jihadis the power they have today.

    We must take back our freedom.

    Pamela Geller is the President of the American Freedom Defense Initiative (AFDI), publisher of PamelaGeller.com and author of The Post-American Presidency: The Obama Administration’s War on America and Stop the Islamization of America: A Practical Guide to the Resistance.

    • Minnow says:

      and now then…. who shall I donate to tonight? Why, yes…. Pamela, yes.

      And Pam, thank you for all you do.

      Respect.

  39. Because says:

    Right now would be an excellent time for Nick Searcy to remind Chunk about his swimming pool. 😈

    • trebob says:

      Bet Pam has a nice pool. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      Chuckey-poo sent out someone to bug me on Twitter. A bright yellow egg that has sent out 500 plus tweets and gathered only 5 followers. Among them Charles Johnson. Will be advising Twitter support of targeted harassment.

      BTW who in Chaz’s circle of crazy is in Arizona.

      • inspector fromage says:

        that would be obdicunt

      • Arachne says:

        So Fatass sends him out when he’s been blocked by everyone else.

        Went and checked Obdicut’s “formal” twitter handle. Surprise – hasn’t posted since 2012. And checking his account, my heavens, the dude had 24 followers, 8 of which were ex LGF and also follow me.

        And man, the TWEETS – he has his head up Dr. Doublewide butt cheeks so far he probably has Cheetos breath.

  40. Because fuck you, that's why says:

    • Arachne says:

      Terminally narcissism and stupid.

    • Because says:

      THIS IS WHY THE WORLD NEEDS TO HIT MY GOFUNDME JAR!!!!!1! ONLY I, ICKY JOHNSON, CAN SPEAK TRUTH TO WINGNUTZES!!!111

    • Minnow says:

      Well, because (dumbass), the only people (so-called) that Pam is endangering with her (so-called) hat speech are ignant progressive turds like you and the koranimals.

      So go fuck yourself idiot.

    • Arachne says:

      It’s really killing him that Pam is getting way more national attention than he ever did. DONATIONS. Live shows left and right. DONATIONS. Editorial space in time. DONATIONS. Major subject on Twitter and hashtags.

      Did I mention DONATIONS?

    • OLT's Worse Than The Donkey Show says:

  41. Because he finds a bottle of muscatel! says:

    • pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

      If he knew what a leftist nut you are Goos he probably wouldn’t have blocked you.

      • Arachne says:

        Actually, Galloway appears to have blocked ANYONE who tweeted negatively about him yesterday. So I’m thinking he has a social media nerd who was under instruction to bulk block people.

        No, Scratchy, he doesn’t know who you are. Or care.

  42. JimboXL says:

    It’s amazing that he’s actually blaming her for endangering lives, not the Muslim killers with the body armor and ak’s. If anything she managed to flush out the fair-weather free speech fans into the open. How did they even get $300 in donations?

    • Because says:

      “She was asking for it.”

      – What they all say about rape victims.

    • Shorter CJ:

      Everyone knows that Muslims are crazy enough to go on a murderous rampage over cartoons!

      Geller might as well have pushed those people out of an airplane without a parachute!

      (’bout right?)

    • Octopus says:

      …there’s another one, that follows this beauty in the video, where he is looking around as if he’s forgotten where he is. It’s one of the saddest portraits of a man I’ve ever seen. And that was about seven years of failure and flab-accumulation ago. 😯

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Looks like an attack on gay male sex to me. Sorry Amy, you don’t get to run with the progturds and at the same time bash the main expression of love and sexual affection that gay males have. Once you go progturd asswipe you don’t get to choose the funny anymore. Get used to GW Bush and Tea Party jokes, dumbass.

  43. Octopus says:

    Borrowing his business model from the Underpants Gnomes turned out to be not such a great idea. 😦

  44. Ah yes, I see ... says:

    • Pakimon says:

      Asian escorts and toenail fungus cures?

      Got to hand it to The Chunkster… He’s got his advertising demographic pegged. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        He must show those ads on purpose to get suckers to pop for the monthly ad block fee.

  45. For Pete's sake says:

    For Pete’s sake, Mona, be gentle w/ Green_Footballs, don’t ATTACK him like THAT! You might bruise his ego!

  46. Pakimon says:

    Chunky grifting fundraising update:

    $1588 in one day!

    Quite a blow against all the evil wingnut hatemongering stalkers. 😮

    Chunkles will be wallowing on a mountain of avocado and artisanal cheese by the end of the week. 😆

  47. trebob says:

    Charles is over $1500 with his GoFundMe today. He had a few big donors last night. Had a couple of $50 a $100 and one dope (Sean Kelly) gave a whopping $365. Wonder which one is Frank Sinclair? )

    • trebob says:

      Oops, Paks beat me to it.

    • Arachne says:

      $365 is such an odd number. Why not $375? Or $400?

      • inspector fromage says:

        a dollar a day keeps teh wingnuts away

      • OLT's Look At What You Did says:

        For only a dollar a day, etc.

        Just think, old Sean’s money COULD have gone to a worthy cause, like Algore’s world-saving jets and giant houses, or Lena Dunham’s false-rape counseling, or Al Sharpton’s weight-loss cocaine, or Hillary Clinton’s personal IT budget, or the Obama girls’ next Spring Break, or some Kobe beef for starving White House staffers, or any of literally hundreds of thousands of causes that Progs so desperately NEED to spend other people’s money on.

        Instead, old Sean funds a new muumuu and some chafing cream for an aging, creepy (pale white) gated suburban stalker.

        Sean could’ve funded other important Prog emergencies that pop up every day, like gay abortion rights, or the struggle for illegal alien marriage, or healthcare deserts in our decaying, Democrat-run inner cities.

        But no.

        Sean instead funded stalking Ginger Chuck (also white) and obsessing over Pam Geller (white).

        Sean just gave the middle finger to the downtrodden peoples of colors of Ferguson and Baltimore. Sean just told the gay community to go fuck itself (which is unnecessary). Sean just raped billions of women all over the world with his support of white male blog privilege and patriarchy. What a dick.

        For only a dollar a day, Sean became a bigoted, homophobic, misogynistic racist (using Prog rules). Way to go, Sean.

      • Arachne says:

        I guess it isn’t such an odd number then. But with current inflation, Sean, you haven’t paid for even one bag of Chucky’s Cheetos or even one bottle of Mountain Dew. Pony up more, man – dude’s gotta eat.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        Didn’t the Christian Pizza place (that didn’t cater gay weddings that no one asked them to do anyway) have like half a million dollars at this same time in existence? LOL!

      • Arachne says:

        Heck, they had five times the Chucky goal in one HOUR.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      How imagine how pissed they’ll be when he decides the Left is just too crazy and he goes back to Wingnuttery! LOL! Total idiots!

  48. Pakimon says:

    Maybe we should start a GoFundme page.

    Set a $10,000 target but with the proceeds donated to a worthy charity.

    We could have a Diary of Daedalus banner on the page along with something along the lines of:

    “Want to help a worthy cause? Donate to our fund. We don’t need to take your money and pocket it to run our website like a certain ponytailed charlatan.”

    Spread the word to people like Ace, R.S. McCain, Glenn Greenwald, Nick Searcy, Robert Spencer, etc. and I’d bet the target would be met in two to three days.

    Chunkles would be so enraged, he’d be squealing and bleating about it for months. 😆

  49. Juan Epstein says:

    Will. Be. Comingled. With. Cheetoh. Fund.

    You’re. Being. Had.

  50. inspector fromage says:

    People that offer a valuable product do not need to beg for money on gofundme

    and that’s the hard hitting news story of today

  51. Octopus says:

    Expanding the campaign to Youtube, I see.

  52. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    What’s a little sad too is his LGF dolts are paying his GoFundMe because he said it might mean less Asian geisha girlfriend and Get Rich With My Investing Method ads. Yet StabbFrank already told them how to block them for free. And they were OK with Chunk banning him for that! I tell ya it’s a regular Stockholm Syndrome thing he’s got going over there.

  53. Because says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Apparently, Muslims have no self-control. They have the same attitude towards women who show too much of their body in public. Rape them! Stone them to death! They are being provocative!!

      • trebob says:

        Isn’t fascinating that the same crowd who would vilify and condemn anyone for saying a rape victim ‘had it coming’ or ‘dressed too provocatively’ yet, Geller is evil for not being more sensitive to the emotions of these two attempted murderers.

        It’s as backwards as the pro-abortion group complaining a mother is smoking while pregnant.

  54. Because eleventy says:

    • Minnow says:

      A perfect example of a sick mind. Hey Barry, your failure or success has no bearing on my happiness or sadness.

      But – thanks for paying!

      (p.s. You go ahead and deal with your ineptitude however you must!)

    • Arachne says:

      I love how you delusionally believe right wingers give a shit about you. The only time they pay you ANY attention at all is if you bug them first and then it’s usually just to block you.

    • trebob says:

      Typical liberal. It isn’t enough to do something because it’s positive, you must hurt someone in the process. It’s not about helping US citizens out, it’s about getting even with the evil 1% right? Same thing.

      “Don’t donate to me because it’s good, make the right wing haz a sad.”

      PATHETIC!

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      I’m not that sad that he’s duping libtards and progturds too stupid to guess he’s likely a fraud. How could he have ran a right wing website for 8 long years and then flip to full on Progzilla in a matter of weeks. Um obviously one motivation was to rake in dum libtard’s money and it looks like some are falling for it. A fool and his money are soon parted.

    • Pakimon says:

      “Our GoFundMe Page”?

      I didn’t know his ponytail and his pannus were sentient. 😆

  55. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    So Pam Geller should avoid offending Muslims with her criticism of their crazy cult religion because that’s hate speech according to progturd shit speecher Chunkles McJohnson. Has anyone suggested shutting down all the websites, Facebook pages and Twitter accounts praising ISIS’s mass murders, the Paris mass murders, the Boston bombing, Bin Laden’s awesomeness, and glorifying voilent Jihad? Because it seems to me after every attack we hear these people have been freely and clearly advocating and glorifying violence on social media and usually have been for awhile. How about we take their free speech rights away before suggesting we pussy foot around the religion of international death and oppression?

  56. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    RT @fattymattysf: Today’s happy fact that @Green_Footballs raised more $ in 1 day than the racist troll @ChuckCJohnson did in a month http:…
    48 minutes ago

    It is ironic. One guy’s a journalist, does research and publishes his results in multiple publications. The other makes shiny buttons on his website.

    The other comical thing is how long it took for it to dawn on Chunkles McFartpants he could bilk his libtard fans with a GoFundMe. And that he OBVIOUSLY got the idea from Ginger, whom he originally mocked about it. He should thank Ginger for sparking his fossilized brain with the first new idea for funding in since the Amazon portal.

  57. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Was just checking out Pam’s awsome site. http://pamelageller.com/2015/05/je-suis-pamela-geller.html/

    She charges for subscription (yes she can!!!) and has a donate button. Takes all major credit cards. Why not donate there and make Chunky haz a sad 😥

  58. Minnow says:

    Barry’s “fabulous” burst onto the scene of raising money on the internet will fizzle fast enough. He’s good for a couple cases of Chimay and some farmed North Atlantic salmon (yeeccchhhh). But, beyond that, people will weary of this crap and Barry will flame out in a tail spin.

    Happy journey’s Fat Ass.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  59. Because eleventy says:

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, he wasn’t mentioning it on the hour every hour, either, Fatass. Plus he’s like anyone else – can you give me a hand with my expenses.

      You don’t want “a hand” – you want them to FUND your lifestyle. Ginger as a job.
      YOU DON’T.

  60. Because labor? says:

    • Minnow says:

      Yeah Gus…. those poor, poor laborers. Paid for in US Dollars.

      • rightymouse says:

        Dollars that they sent home to their families in China so they could put food on the table.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      You mean they stole Native American’s jobs?

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Anyway it’s already built so we don’t need the extra unskilled, illiterate Mexicans.

  61. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Now this is how you get funded. Provide something of REAL ACTUAL VALUE as opposed to insults and “private” comments and commentary better written elsewhere without the hyperbolic drama:

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/teslas-battery-grabbed-800-million-131055499.html

    Tesla’s home battery, named Powerwall, is a rechargeable lithium-ion model that mounts on the wall and comes in 7 kilowatt-hour or 10 kilowatt-hour versions, the company said in a statement. Deliveries will begin in late summer at prices starting from $3,000, Tesla said.
    The company’s shares rose 0.1 percent to $226.37 at 10:03 a.m. New York time.

    The battery is designed to enable so-called “load-shifting” by charging during times when electricity prices are lower due to less demand, and discharging when demand and prices are high. It can also store solar power generated during daytime and release it at night, and serve as backup during outages, according to Tesla. The average American home consumes about 30 kilowatt-hours of energy a day, according to the U.S. Energy Information Administration.

    There’s a video about it here: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-05-01/tesla-s-musk-unveils-batteries-for-home-businesses-utilities

    The idiot who gave Chunk $300+ could have saved his money for 10% down payment on one of these babies and helped his bottom and line and the environment to boot. Instead he paid to have FatAss sit on his fat ass all day. Fricking idiot.

  62. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Shit speecher and online swindler Chunkles Johnson considers the below conversation to be bigoted “hate speech”. Because he’s a dishonest scumbag. But morons give him money for that! The video, a conversation between Kelly, Dersh and Rich Lowry is at the link Breitbart link.

    http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/05/08/dershowitz-gellers-contest-similar-to-provocations-of-mlk-during-civil-rights-struggle/

    MEGAN KELLY: It’s like some people want to look at what’s offensive to some in the Muslim world. They don’t like you to draw the prophet Mohammad and say OK that will be our value, too. Well, that’s not. That is not the value of most Americans. If they want to draw Mohammad, they can.

    DERSHOWITZ: I know. I agree. Look, everything that the critics of what Geller has said could be said about Martin Luther King. Now, I don’t want to make any comparisons between the two of them morally or legally, but from a constitutional law point of view, there’s no difference. Martin Luther King picked some of the cities he went to precisely in order to provoke, and bring out the racists and show what kind of violent people they are, so the world could see what is wrong with Jim Crow. It’s part of the American tradition to provoke, so that the world can see.

    MEGAN KELLY: Right.

    DERSHOWITZ: And there is some value, but I think one has to remember the most important part of this is there’s only one group in the world today that threatens to kill people who offend them, and that is radical Muslims. . They don’t need Geller to do it. They issued fatwas against Salman Rushdie.

    MEGAN KELLY: Right.

    DERSHOWITZ: They issued a fatwa and then murdered Theo Van Gogh. You know, Jews and Christians don’t go after and threaten to kill (inaudible) when he makes this outrageous and anti-Semitic and anti-Christian statements are made. They don’t do it to other groups. And we just cannot accept the veto by threatened extreme violence.

    MEGAN KELLY: So why, Rich, have we seen so many in the media rush to condemn Pam Geller and say almost nothing about the two Jihadis two tried to murder her and everyone there.

  63. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Ha! Now that the pooch is screwed and he’s on his way out, looks like Chris Hayes has decided to defy AMESSNBC marching orders and actually defend our free speech. He has sided with Geller!!!

    With smart liberals siding with free speech, shit speecher online swindler Chunky Johnson is starting to look pretty butt hurt, as usual.

    I’m so sorry Charles.
    – Sharmutt

    http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/05/07/msnbcs-hayes-i-dont-care-if-cartoon-contest-was-provocation-its-important/

    While Hayes said that Geller’s speech is “ugly stuff,” he continued, “my feeling, though, in the wake of this, is that there’s some part of me that feels that if the thing you’re worried about is doing an event that will provoke two people rolling up in body armor and automatic weapons trying to murder people, then it actually weirdly is important that you do that or it’s important that that be done. Like, this idea that this was a provocation which, yes it was a provocation, but I don’t care if it was it was a provocation, if what it’s provoking is attempted murder because I want to live in a society that that is essentially not okay and not tolerated.”

    Daily Beast columnist Michael Moynihan, while he denounced “Pamela Geller’s odious and cretinous views” argued, “I think the bigger problem here is I don’t like the fact that we are again after Charlie Hebdo, litigating the content of Pamela Geller’s blog posts and her silly contest. What — it strikes me is if people — if it is provocation to murder, to have a bunch of, kind of 50 knuckle-draggers who think Islam is like the worst — it’s not radical Islam. It is Islam. If that is — if it’s provoking people into gunfire, that’s the bigger problem, right? There’s nothing that can provoke me, I mean, I understand that people are offended by this, but, you know, you can’t pull out a gun. That seems like an obvious point. But that said, there is no legal sort of regime here that says this, you know, free speech — is it free speech or hate speech? I saw this today, I mean, it can be both.” A point Zahra Billoo, Executive Director of the Council of American-Islamic Relations in the San Francisco Bay Area agreed with.

  64. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    RT @lawhawk: .@ChuckCJohnson You’ve doxxed, smeared, and lied every step of the way. @Support @twitter have long file on you w/multiple sus…
    29 minutes ago

    Ginger better watch his step! Gus and Lawhawk have a FILE! on him. Just wait’ll the Twitter bigs get a gander at this baby!

  65. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    WTH is it opposite day or something?

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/08/new-york-times-top-economist-sees-clinton-money-machine-as-problematic/

    Questions surrounding foreign donations to the Clinton Foundation are beginning to fester beyond the usual conservative critics who hope to derail the presidential hopes of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

    Prof. Jeffrey D. Sachs, a leading economist and philanthropist, said on Friday in an interview on MSNBC that the fuzzy lines between the foundation’s donations and the political influence wielded by the Clintons is problematic.

    “There is a lot here that is real,” said Professor Sachs, a special adviser to the United Nations secretary general and director of Columbia University’s Earth Institute. “Whether it’s quid pro quos or not, who knows? But the amount of schmoozing involved and crossing lines and one person putting money in a foundation, and then Clinton getting unbelievable amounts for his speeches, and then contracts going one way or another, it’s not good.”

    Chunky McDumbth: I’d vote for Hillhag ‘cuz less evil than the GOP er something. GoFundMe!!!

  66. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Behold, the Obungle economic miracle after pivoting so many times he can’t even find his own ass, much less Michelle’s big one!!

    Americans Not In The Labor Force Rise To Record 93,194,000

    In what was an “unambiguously” unpleasant April jobs payrolls report, with a March revision dragging that month’s job gain to the lowest level since June of 2012, the fact that the number of Americans not in the labor force rose once again, this time to 93,194K from 93,175K, with the result being a participation rate of 69.45 or just above the lowest percentage since 1977, will merely catalyze even more upside to the so called “market” which continues to reflect nothing but central bank liquidity, and thus – the accelerating deterioration of the broader economy.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-05-08/americans-not-labor-force-rise-record-93194000

    Probably not a good time to start mouthing off to the boss. Or relying on broke libtards to pay your bills with a GoFundMe account.

  67. Octopus says:

    😆

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      It’s so surprising riding around in the back of a limo spouting Marxism didn’t influence more people!

  68. OLT's Look At What You Did says:

    The Thai ladyboy adds gave the Bog a little increase in class.

  69. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Another butt hurt progturd today in Britain. I’d forgotten the British Laborious party had hired Axelrod to help them. I’m sure his first advice was “Lie your ass off!”. And other gems devoid of ethics.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2015/05/british-elections-jim-messina-david-axelrod-117759.html

    Surprisingly Obungle’s 2012 campaign manager advised the Tories. Guess he’s really a hired gun and not a diehard proggy like Axelrod who I can’t see ever being trusted to advise a campaign for a right-leaning candidate. I guess maybe one of those types that jumps ship after being elected.

  70. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    From the moron AP hit piece on Geller:

    Today, Geller has nearly 68,000 Twitter followers and a devoted army of virtual supporters for her websites, books and public events. As head of an organization called the American Freedom Defense Initiative, she took in $960,000 in donations in 2013, paying herself a salary of $192,500, according to tax filings.

    Donations pour in from the PayPal button on her website, Geller said, adding that she has “no idea” how much money she has raised.

    Chunky haz a sad. Chunky can barely keep the hamsters limping along so I doubt he pays himself 192 grand a year. Probably more like $192 and he takes a loss every year on the sched C.

    I’m so sorry Chunky
    – SharMutt

    • pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

      If he would have kept his blog viable instead of going off the rails, he might have been in the six figure range by now.

      Instead, he’s grifting for online chump change.

    • Arachne says:

      Paying herself a salary of $192,500 a YEAR.
      How outraged were they, I wonder, at BJ Bill getting $500,000 a SPEECH?

  71. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    They aren’t falling for it Down Under.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/05/top-aussie-official-global-warming-a-un-led-ruse-to-create-new-world-order/

    A top adviser to Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott told reporters this week that global warming was a UN-led ruse to create new world order.

    Maurice Newman pointed out that 95% of the climate models the last 50 years have been in error.

    UN Climate Chief Christiana Figueres said recently that Communism was the best way to fight global warming.

    In a column for The Australian newspaper to coincide with a visit by U.N. climate chief Christiana Figueres, he added that the world had been “subjected to extravagance from climate catastrophists for close to 50 years.”

    “It’s a well-kept secret, but 95 percent of the climate models we are told prove the link between human CO2 emissions and catastrophic global warming have been found, after nearly two decades of temperature stasis, to be in error,” he said, without providing evidence.

    Newman, a former chairman of the Australian Broadcasting Corp., is a known climate change skeptic but he went further Friday by accusing the U.N. of being involved in a scam.

    “Figueres is on record saying democracy is a poor political system for fighting global warming. Communist China, she says, is the best model,” he wrote.

    “This is not about facts or logic. It’s about a new world order under the control of the U.N. It is opposed to capitalism and freedom and has made environmental catastrophism a household topic to achieve its objective.”

    Yeah totalitarian top down control always leads to responsibile environmentalism.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      In Cincinnati it’s largely due to Proctor and Gamble I think. It stinks to high heavens in the morning especially and then I75 goes right by it with a constant flow of inter and intra state traffic.

  72. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    People need to lighten up. Then again I am a Cavs fan.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s hilarious, that people took it as some kind of endorsement of spousal abuse. 😆

      Not to mention, it’s a spoof of this recent commercial:

      People are dumb, with no sense of humor anymore.

  73. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Ha! And Chunky’s doing so well under his favorite Preezydunce he’s taken to online begging.