“Please Stop Calling LGF a “Conservative Site”

Charles is whining that some journalists claimed that LGF was a Conservative blog.

 LGF is not Conservative LGF is not Conservative2

Charles is absolutely correct demanding a correction to the description of LGF as a conservative blog. A better description for the place would be a Hard Left Neo-Marxist conspiracy based smear merchant website.

154 Comments on ““Please Stop Calling LGF a “Conservative Site””

  1. Voltaire's Crack says:

  2. Because says:

    Hows about “idiotarian”? That about cover it?

  3. Arachne says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong, folks, but didn’t the King of the Equivocators accept the award for Best Conservative Blog when he was still, you know, being duped.

  4. Arachne says:

    And don’t worry, asshole. The media will go back to ignoring you any moment now.

    And call it what it is, you damn media journalists! — a left wing libel machine and stalker center.

  5. Arachne says:

    PSSST….Fatass – Pam’s up to 68K followers.
    How’s that count of yours doing?

  6. Pakimon says:

    Chunky’s making his comeback!

    He got to spin a boatload of bullshit in a New York Daily News article.

    Here are the choice pieces, straight from Chunky’s ass:

    Charles Johnson, who inadvertently gave Geller her start back in 2005 by allowing her to spew venom on his Little Green Footballs political blog, said “it’s pretty obvious she had been trying to incite this kind of violence.”

    “She finally has gotten what she wanted,” Johnson said, when asked if Geller relished being an ISIS target. “She is going to be milking this for all it’s worth.”

    Johnson said he does not get Geller’s “anti-Muslim animus.” He said the one time he met her in person that was all she would talk about.

    “I really couldn’t wait to get away from her,” he said. “So obsessive and weird about it. It was hard to talk to her. She must have had something happen to her in the past.”

    Of course the corpulent ponytailed poser has to draw attention to it via Twitter.

    Get ready for a slew of ICYMIs. 😆

    Sidenote: That article does have a comments section so have at it. 😀

  7. Minnow says:

    what kind of lazy, no-good douchebag begs for money on the internet?

    Hey Barry, it isn’t as though you contribute anything to anyone.

    It isn’t as though your house burned down.

    It isn’t as though you had some real health crisis.

    Instead, you are a lazy good-for-nothing bastard who won’t go get a job like the rest of us and earn your own money – but must resort to begging.

    You have no honor or self respect and you have marched that ugly self-portrait out for all to see.

    Kiss my ass you worthless bum.

    • Because says:

      Know what else?

      It isn’t as if he he ever had any real, bonerfide death threats like a certain pizza parlor in Indiana.

    • rightymouse says:

      What kind of lazy douchebag?? The same kind who accuses others of being opportunists, hypocrites & grifters. That kind.

  8. rightymouse says:

    What an effing liar. She rebuffed you & your dick’s been limp ever since. Moron.

  9. CroMagnon says:

    Either CJ has an islamist twin brother, or…. 😮

  10. doppel milyo says:

  11. Arachne says:

    Loved Chen’s comment at the article – calling Johnson out for the shitbag liar that he is.

  12. Octopus says:


    • pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

      And Goos, on cue joins the “BUTT-CLUB”.

    • Minnow says:

      -and this moron isn’t at all concerned about the “wider extremist political movement” by the muslim horde?

      Jesus Christ Gus, what kind of stupid are you?

      Pretend that what you are saying actually means something rational. You go ahead and play that game with yourself. Because, truly, you fucking idiot – you are the only one who believes this shit.

      And FYI turdball, Geller is only exercising her 1st Amendment Rights you sorry ass foreigner interloping scuzz bag who doesn’t appreciate anything this country stands for. You have a lot of gall to identify exercise of that right as “extremist political” anything.

      And, if you were within reach right now you pussy ass bitch, I would personally teach you some fucking manners.

      • Because says:

        Bum stupid. I thought that was oblivious.

      • Arachne says:

        Funny how wasn’t it Fatass who was screaming “get over it” the loudest when people tried to stop the Ground Zero mosque?

  13. pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

    The loser, Ace-o-Aces joins the “BUTT-CLUB”

    “Does Geller deserve first amendment protection? Of course she does, just like the KKK and the Westboro Baptists . BUTT like these other groups, she is not fighting for “freedom” or “human rights.” She is a hateful, spiteful bigot who sees the “other” as less than human.”

    It’s funny how you don’t mention ALL Americans deserve first amendment protection you less than human dipshit.

    • Arachne says:

      Maybe they should see what happens to women and gays under Sharia law before they make the claim she isn’t fighting for freedom or human rights. And think it can’t happen here? Ask the British Muslims who are now required to have civil disputes like marriage and inheritence settled by the SHARIA tribunals in Britain. Where the boys receive twice as much of the inheritance as the girls. And the wife can be beaten.

  14. Minnow says:

    Barry, you are so far gone that it is unbelievable really. You, of all people, piling on the “Let’s hate Pam Club”. You are the sleaziest, two-bit punk ass bitch I have ever seen.

    You fawned after Pam. You wanted Pam. You wanted Pam to want you.

    But – you were too stupid to pull it off so then you got bitter and jealous of her success. You have the fucking emotional maturity of an eleven year old girl and everyone but you can see that.

    Ya’ killin’ me heah babe.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha – LOSER.

    • Because says:

      And THAT was the moment when the pannus started to inflate and the penis started to shrink…

  15. PeteP says:

    Fatso only gets mentions these days for who and what his blog was 10 years ago, not for what it is now. Only shows how far he’s fallen.

  16. JimboXL says:

    Interesting, I can guarantee not a single progressive blogger has indicated that the now dead Muslim killers were hateful in any way.

  17. Arachne says:

    Now of course, Chuckles the Blogging Donkey has now given us a new source of fun and mirth which we have not had since the Twitter Follower Derby of October 2014 – which he lost handsomely when Dark Horse Ginger came from a 2,500 follower deficit out of the gate and beat Horse’s Ass Charlie at the finish with a margin that Secretariat would have envied.

    Now we have the Chucky GoFundMe Stakes – $175 in five hours – and most of the donors wish to remain anonymous. And, sadly, you can’t block us from this one, Fatass, like you did Twitter.

    So have another mint julep, pull up a chair on the veranda, and let the laughing begin.

    I will be happy to provide the twice-daily update until Fatass reaches his $10,000. Since I retire in the Spring of 2021, someone will have to take over for me at that time.

    • trebob says:

      I can’t find the gofundme page. I searched for little green footballs, Charles Johnston and culver city, ca and no soap. I didn’t try “Chuckles the Blogging Donkey”, maybe I should. 🙂

      Can’ya give an old man a link?

      • pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

        Fatso is grifting? I thought that was a lowlife thing to do or something.

        Here you go trebob


      • trebob says:

        Thank you. Kinda hate to mock him much on it because it’ll just advertise it more. How come he’s not pounding it out on the twitter?

      • pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

        I thought about that after I posted it…… feel free to delete whoever can do that.

      • Because says:

        He’s using his 15 yo picture. He should be reported for fraud.

      • Arachne says:

        trebob – if he advertises the gofundme site we tweet Ginger and let him have some fun with it.

        Why indeed are all the donations anonymous. Chuck has enough socks to cover muliple donations. And SUCCESSFUL people start donating at $50 usually. Does this clown think he’s getting big donations?

        Hmmmmm Jim Rob at Freep gets $95K in two weeks during his Freepathons.

      • calo says:

        $215 in donations after 8 hours. He might need a lesson in marketing himself.

      • Arachne says:

        And of nine donations, only two give their names.

    • Because says:

      If he doesn’t reach $10k, he can’t keep any of it, right? I know that’s how Kickstarter works.

      • calo says:

        Not on GoFundMe

        “No problem. With GoFundMe you keep each and every donation that you receive. Learn More”

      • Because says:

        I suppose it actually doesn’t matter, if those are his donations, anyway.

      • Minnow says:

        Because for real. I hope Barry has to (somehow) pay taxes on the proceeds especially if he is donating to his own badd seff.

      • Because olo says:

        Silly minnow. Progs don’t pay taxes.

      • swamprat says:

        Grifters gotta grift.
        At least he’s honest. Stranahan promised a film but charles is just promising to be charles.

      • Because olo says:

        True. The difference between Stranahan and Chunkles is that one promises a video and flakes out, the other promises cool flash animations and milyo and shit, and delivers.

      • Arachne says:

        Yes he does – he has to pay federal and state “gift” tax. And you’re in California, Fatass – home of the Jerry Brown Sky High Taxing Structure.

    • Because olo says:

      “For 14 years Little Green Footballs has been a source of unique stories about news, politics, art, culture and music, as well as a host for one of the best commenting communities on the web, wonderfully free of the trolls and haters that plague most comment sections.”

      So he’s taking credit for the “dooped” years. And he may be “wonderfully free of the trolls and haters that plague most comment sections”, but he makes up for it in bums and splodydopes and commies and cranky old Jew-hating Jews and pseudolawyers and pseudoscientists (oh, I guess he was banned, wasn’t he?), and pseudo other things.

      All run by a pseudo programmer. I think I’ll throw a grand in.

  18. trebob says:

    If you’re a little bored tonight and wanna watch some weather folks get all wee-weed up you can tune in to here. We’re having some weather, as we do in May, sirens are sounding and they are really excited.

    http://Www.news9.com is the most intense.
    http://Www.koco.com has a team reporting.
    http://Www.kfor.com has the only weather-girl, plus she’s usually the calmest.

    I’m watching koco but News9 is probably the most entertaining. Fun times! 🙂

  19. pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

    Even though it’s been pointed out time and time again that it’s wrong, LGF still can’t refrain from using the misogynist term Shrieking Harpie to describe Pam.

    Where are the feminazis over there? As they do conservative blacks, the liberals disdain minorities that have opposing views and thus open for attack in the most vile manner.

  20. Minnow says:

    Barry is donating to himself on his GoFundMe page.Why else would those be “anonymous? Every cretin over there falls all over themselves trying to win over Barry’s favor….(am I saying the right things – do I look good in his eyes etc. etc.). Why wouldn’t the adoring masses want to announce to the world that they gave something?

    It doesn’t make sense.

    • pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

      In order to give something you have to have something. I have a feeling there are a lot of Gus types over there.

    • Octopus says:

      I agree. He’s trying to “prime the pump,” like a bartender or Starbucks barista putting their own dollars into the tip-jar. He won’t be getting much, if anything, from the pack of losers who mope around his failed venture these days.

  21. pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

    68 Justanotherhuman


    “Charles, the fundraiser has stalled.”

    Hahahahahahaha comedy gold!

  22. nowthatsfunny says:

  23. Minnow says:

    Does anyone know for sure whether Barry has any biological children?

  24. ISpeakJive says:

    $240 in 8 hours by 7 donations and all but one anonymous! How embarrassing. Although that’s probably more than he’s made in subscriptions in the last 6 months.

    • Minnow says:

      Dude – Barry will be prancing about claiming he makes $30 per hour.


      “Serious” mol-re-mee.


  25. ISpeakJive says:

    Excellent tweet. Chuck describing Al Jazeera as trying to “infiltrate” the US. Gosh, where, oh, where could Pam have gotten any of her ideas? It’s just such a mystery.

    • swamprat says:

      Geller’s attempt to ban Aljazeera is the same as two jihadi’s trying to murder everyone at a Mohammad cartoon contest! Both are trying to suppress free speech!

      Really Sparky? You really believe this?

      That’s like saying Klan lynchings are just a form of “free speech”. Or that Auschwitz was the German equivalent of Oh! Calcutta!

      I just can’t even.

    • Pakimon says:

      Ken Ashford is one of Ron Jeremy’s Twitter socks. 😆

    • OLT's I'll Get You Some Ketchup says:

      Say two “men” from the party of Shut Up, Racist.

      Eat several bags of dicks.

  26. ISpeakJive says:

    The 7-part tweet about Chuck inspiring Fjordman and Breivik is awesome. You should post those here.

  27. What’s next? Charles writing Pam Geller fan-fiction starring him as her unrequited love interest?

    • Octopus says:

      I picture him on the cover in a low-cut muumuu, with his moobs spilling forth and ponytail flying in the breeze. Pam is swooning in his arms, overcome by his Old Spice cologne and fatman-funk.

  28. poteen2 says:

    21 tweets about his fundraiser,,,,,, and 9 donations. 3 and a half adblockers worth.

    That tells you something.

    • Octopus says:

      He’s really desperate, now. This is getting too sad. Still mock-worthy, but really sad.
      😦 😆

    • swamprat says:

      It tells me that he it trying to become a capitalist and get paid for what he does because others find value in it.
      A true socialist would get a grant to produce a product that people don’t want to pay for.
      Like NPR’s daytime programing or art consisting of meat rotting under glass or a crucifix soaking in a jar of urine.

      • Because olo says:

        He may very well have tried that. He’d get as far as the first page on the application, and when he realized there are no checkboxes for “fat” and “hippy”, bailed in a fit of pique.

    • Arachne says:

      Seriously, how much money does it take to finance a website that cuts and pastes stories from other sources, steals photographs and then gets uptight when called on it?
      BTW, is the page views counter still spewing erroneous information?

      • Octopus says:

        It’s a new level of humiliated desperation, and it’s never going to work. He’ll never break $1000, even with his own “anonymous” donations. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    I don’t know about you, but the thought of Brazilian police-cruelty keeps me awake most nights. Almost as bad as the racial-genocide being systematically pursued by American police.

    • OLT's Next Best Thing To Suicide Bombers says:

      Gus-Gus is upset about people doing what he has often done?

      Gus-Gus is a card-carrying member of the Blame America First club.

      • Because olo says:

        And the International Brotherhood of Bums, Hobos, and Dumpster Divers local 599. Demanding a living wage for the useless since 1933.

  30. Geez. CJ has now added a huge button for the gofundme page to the top of his right sidebar.

    Of course, still on the left sidebar is the subscription button and the old-fashioned donate button.

    And the Amazon button.

    And if you don’t have an ad blocker, you’ll only see all this once you’ve cut through his pop up ads.

    But CCJ is the real grifter…

    • Bunk X says:

      This is an appropriate time to post every nice thing Jazzy ever said about Pamela Geller (and Robert Spencer) over the years.

    • ElSuerte says:

      I dunno man… CCJ is a few screws short of a happy meal. He reminds me of CJ, but with the ability to leave the house.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, he’s rather self-promoting to the point of nausea. Maybe he needs to dial back the caffeine and the need to stick himself in every story out there. Hoft, who has more street cred, doesn’t go apeshit over every story.

        I like CCJ, but he’s LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!!! attitude is making it hard to defend him.

      • Octopus says:

        Ginger is young and hungry. Thirsty, too. He’s trying to build a media outlet. He needs to get people to pay attention, and it’s working, judging by his appearances on national shows and the buzz in the blogosphere. He amuses me. That counts for a lot, in my book. 🙂

        Chunky amuses me, too. He gets nowhere in the blogosphere or anywhere else, but his lame routines give us a rueful chuckle, every day. One face-plant after another, with some crotch-shots mixed in, like an episode of “Ridiculousness.”

        Chunky’s attempts to navigate the issues of the day bear a very close resemblance to a drunken hobo attempting to keep up with some fleet parkour practitioners.

      • Arachne says:

        Must agree you do have a point, Octo

    • Pakimon says:

      The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail and The Ginger Chuck are pretty much flip sides of the same coin.

      The thing is, I doubt I would have even known about The Ginger Chuck if it weren’t for The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail’s endless and incessant Twitter bleats about him.

  31. Pakimon says:

    The Chunkster, still peevish and pouting over the abuse he received from Nick Searcy, lashes out and delivers the “coup de grace”!

    If that “faker” count is legitimate, that still leaves Nick Searcy with approximately 10K more followers than Chunkles the Magic Ponytail.

    And that’s before you factor in Chunky’s “faker” count which he mysteriously won’t post for comparison. 😆

    *cue sad trombone

    • Pakimon says:

      Perhaps someone here with a Twitter account could run The Chunkster through the “faker” calculator for informational purposes. 😀

    • doppel milyo says:

      how can they tell how many of his 56% are actually his own socks?

      plus most of those 56% are people like Gus and lidane. Worthless turds

      • Because olo says:

        Well, yeah. I wouldn’t take that fake count as gospel. It’s an algorithm based on some web analytics. Kinda like the climate models. GIGO.

  32. doppel milyo says:

    wait , so Charles Fuckface Johnson : media mogul. THE Dollar store of the blogosphere himself is on a gofundme to keep his blog afloat?

    where do I sign up? I need him blogging for the laughs!

    BTW Charles, if you have reached this stage, just leave gracefully. Some people might donate once but they are not going to make it a regular thing. you are only delaying the inevitable

    but before dying officially, thanks for the laughs at your desperation!

    • Arachne says:

      I don’t think this Gofundme has anything whatsoever to do with keeping his blog “afloat” — this is about paying his bills and keeping him from having to go out and get a job.

      • Because olo says:

        At 62, he should be able to draw reduced social security. But has he actually worked for 40 quarters in his life?

      • Octopus says:

        I doubt if he could prove that kind of work record. Unless being an unemployed musician, codehead and blog-begger counts as employment.

      • trebob says:

        If he hasn’t paid into SS, then you don’t get any back out. Since he has been self-employed with the blog and mouse-ka-mania he would have had to voluntarily send in the required funds and it’s unlikely Charles did that over the years.

        He probably isn’t looking at any SS payments. That makes it all the more laughable.

      • Because olo says:

        He needs to waddle to Tijuana, take in a donkey show, and then come back as Carlos Juanson. Then he’ll get govt bennies.

  33. doppel milyo says:

    can we all donate one cent under the name Anders Breivik?

  34. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Why Go Fund Chunkles? He’s going to spew his bullshit on Twitter and continue running his commie propaganda regurgitation website either way.

  35. Octopus says:

    Better yet, somebody sign in as him and take the money he’s donated to himself. Just clear the account. The password is, “comebackplzpamela.”

    • Arachne says:

      This must be the comment he’s referring to as “sabotaging” his gofundme scam.

      • Octopus says:


        You’re killin’ me heah, Fatass. As if anyone would bother to try and steal your Cheetos money.

  36. Octopus says:

    Well, if it had allowed the retroactive abortion of one garage-dwelling, Sterno-slugging, electricity-stealing, dishwasher-ruining, yard-pooping and Twitter-obsessed hobo, it might still be a fiscally-responsible initiative. Write your congressman, when you finish that bong-hit.

  37. Because olo says:

    Pretty please, with milyo on top?

    • Because olo says:

      And what, pray tell, is he exposing by linking to other people’s work?

      • Arachne says:

        Oh man, you should check out the replies he’s gotten to that tweet. He is getting an ass kicking.

  38. Arachne says:

    Ruh Roh.

  39. Because olo says:

    From the guy who can’t get out of his house:

  40. Because olo says:

  41. pineapple PROUD TO BE KAFIR says:

    287 b.d.
    May 7, 2015 9:09:22am


    “Charles, have you tried going full bigot against some oppressed section of society? That seems to be a sure fire way to drum up some dough.”

    He has b.d. (born dumb), he’s bigoted against those who expose and fight radical Islam.