Charles breaks from the party line!

Charles has been a good little soldier supporting the “Great Mother” in her quest for the Presidency. However, he is not impressed by Hillary’s logo.

Charles may not like her, but he will do all in his power to have her elected.

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89 Comments on “Charles breaks from the party line!”

  1. windbag says:

    Translation: Bitch didn’t use the logo I submitted.

  2. sven10077 says:

    http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2015/04/13/hillary-and-bill-clinton-unveil-new-logos

    I think Hillary’s combo Cuban flag and WTC strike are brilliant.

  3. Because says:

    • just poop says:

      that and 50 cents will get you a can of sterno

      Gus, we can still laugh at you too, and unlike you we can do so from the comfort of our own homes !

  4. Because says:

  5. Because says:

    Uh-oh. He’s being lucid again.

  6. Hmmm…

  7. rightymouse says:

    Stanky is dropping dorky comments on the previous thread. Putz.

  8. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Hey Frankie:

  9. Chunkles, here, have some of this. Of course you and your fellow brain-dead zombies don’t care much for authenticity or honesty, much less honor.

  10. Because says:

  11. Octopus says:

    The Twitter-Tower Of Sterno-Babel.

  12. Because says:

    Guus found some Orville Redenbacher in the Safeway dumpster.

  13. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Obama Announces Removal of Cuba From Terrorism List lgf.bz/1Ob8DOq
    1 hour ago

    Does terrorizing your own people count?

  14. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    RT @Kragar_LGF: You know, as long as the #GOP is working to undermine voting & civil rights, they might want to STFU about Jim Crow @Green_…
    1 hour ago

    Nothing like a good strawman to feign moral superiority and pretend like you’re doing anything other than verbal poo flinging. Way to go Chunky and Kray kray. You guys are really in the discussion and almost sound like grownups. Oh and Demoncrap Progturds ARE the party of Jim Crow. And no it’s not stupid and yes it REALLY gets your goats! LOL!

  15. Because says:

    Asking the deep derp questions.

  16. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    I miss the 80s. I still had that new car smell.
    22 minutes ago

    And now? That old vagrant, stale pee smell.

  17. Because says:

    You must have been a Volare.

  18. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Never mind. I see it’s a nickname for HRC’s van: Scooby van.
    42 minutes ago

    What is a Scoobie van?
    46 minutes ago

    Wow

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      But wait hours earlier he posted this:

      S C O O BENGHAZI Y VINCE FOSTER A N
      3 hours ago

  19. pineapple says:

    Blubberman doesn’t respond to this tweet. so he leaves a “Good Grief” on LGF?

    What does “Good Grief” mean anyway? That the guy is 100% right and you have no comeback?

    That kind of nonsensical response is just to rile up the few assholes on LGF that will come to his defense on Twitter. So predictable.

  20. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Demoncrap Progturds elites are fucking morons. No different than any other socialist/communist hell hole. The leaders always end up rich in big houses with big luxury cars. Chunky’s another useful idiot, living off money someone else earned honestly and trashing the principles and policies that made it possible.

    Just your average grandma…
    Hillary rode in a souped-up Chevy Explorer SE van with several special features. This model starts over $75,000… And it only gets 16-18 miles per gallon.

    The Examiner reported:

    The van, however, isn’t an everyday minivan or even a full-sized van. It’s a luxury vehicle outiftted with top amenities.

    Specifically: It’s a limited edition Chevrolet Express van upfitted with a Limited SE packed by Explorer Vans company “It’s very luxurious,” a salesman who helped deliver this vehicle tells me on the phone. “I’d rank it up there with the best.”

    The model being used to chauffeur Hillary Clinton around has a gray leather interior, heated seat, a 29 inch Samsung television, and a Blu-ray DVD player.

    There is no refrigerator in the van. However, Hillary’s model does feature an ice chest between the two front seats. (Which might have been used to keep her cottage cheese cold.) The middle chairs are swivel and quick release. Indirect lighting (like mood lighting) throughout the vans.

    Oh, and there’s a bed. The power sofa in the rear of the vehicle converts into a bed. But given the fact it’s only a 6 foot wide vehicle, it might have been a little hard to get a proper night’s sleep in it.

    But it’s not exactly great for the environment. It’s a 2014 model all-wheel-drive that gets only 16-18 miles per gallon.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/hillary-clinton-arrives-in-iowa-in-75000-souped-up-gas-guzzler/

  21. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

    • Arachne says:

      I do love how she’s pulling the old lady ploy of strategic placement of hand and fingers to push the flabby skin on the jawline back. Whenever she’s in a position where her head is in repose, she pulls this trick.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      http://www.theonion.com/articles/hillary-clinton-to-nation-do-not-fuck-this-up-for,38416/

      WASHINGTON—After several seconds spent sitting motionless and glaring directly into the camera, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly began Sunday’s video announcing her 2016 presidential bid by warning the nation not to fuck this up for her. “Listen up, assholes, ’cause I’m only saying this once: I’ve worked way too goddamn hard to let you morons blow this thing for me,” said Clinton, repeatedly jabbing her index finger toward the viewers at home while adding that if they thought she was going to simply sit back and watch them dick her over like they did in 2008, they were out of their fucking minds. “Seriously, don’t you dare even think about it. If you shitheads can just get in line, we can breeze through this whole campaign in 19 months and be done with it. Or, if you really want, we can do this the hard way. Because make no mistake, I’m not fucking around. Got it?” Clinton then ended her announcement by vowing to fight for a better future for all working-class families like the one she grew up in.

      Just might work.

    • Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

      Mrs Weiner was unavailable for comment.

  22. Arachne says:

    Oh and damned if fat Ed Schultz didn’t pull a ThinkProgress Manifesto moment. He had a chart showing all the “missed” votes of Cruz, Paul, Rubio. Who was missing from the list. Why, the senior Senator from New York. Why was she left out – because she missed more than 1.5 times as many votes as Rubio, who has been in the Senate 6 years and missed 99 votes – Hilly missed over 250..

  23. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

    • pineapple says:

      Good Grief

    • rightymouse says:

      Nah. We’re laughing ’cause nobody recognized her sorry ass. 😆

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Can this dipshit utter a word that’s not about a lame strawman that no one’s fooled by? Never mind. Don’t answer.

    • Arachne says:

      No they aren’t Shit-for-Brains. They’re laughing because (1) no one recognized her and (2) Mark Halperin waxed rhapsodic about her ordering a burrito when not 24 hours before he was saying we were all wrong about the media giving her a pass.

      Sort of like you getting over 7K retweets of an absurd statement. Not concurring with you. LAUGHING at you.

  24. JimboXL says:

    Her campaign signs and logo could just be a checkbox next to an F and that’s as much as she’d need to capture 99% of the Dim vote. What other Adim would they vote fo? Why do Dims even have primaries in the first place, it’s not like there is any variety, just deciding which one promises more for the pigs and leeches.

  25. pineapple says:

    I was getting bored so I checked to see if Goos just tweeted something stupid.

    He never fails.

  26. Because olo says:

    Well, she doesn’t feel much of anything…

    • Octopus says:

      If Chunky’s feeling Furious Burka-type pain, he should have his weiner inspected by a doctor familiar with pannus-burn, which I assume is some kind of fungus infection. Her pain is from the botched circumcision, of course.

  27. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

  28. Because olo says:

    And when they’re on the bum…

  29. Because olo says:

    Guus goes birther…

    • Because olo says:

      That’s sexist and racist, and everythingist.

    • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

      Seriously I was on a project with someone. I’d never met her in person because she works in a different state. But I can tell by her name which is creatively unique and her accent that she’s probably a black lady. Well she texts me Hi. And I answer back Ho. I shit you not. The frickin’ O is right next to the i!! Never noticed before. Anyway I recovered quickly with a proper Hi and bemoaned that it’s Monday. I was so red-faced. Thankfully she seemed cool. We’d had a good rapport up to that point. I know. White people problems.

  30. Octopus says:

    With garages, for drunken bums like you to live in.

    • pineapple says:

      Man, Sterno must be good shit to keep him this goofy all day.

    • Minnow says:

      Sometimes good people who don’t make any wages, they buy cars and houses too. Take me for example…. I haven’t earned any wages since 1989. Yet, I still have a couple of cars etc and a house etc.

      How can this be you ask?

      I didn’t inherit anything.

      Answer: I am self-employed. I work my ass off. “Look Ma – no net!”

      • Minnow says:

        Moral of the story: You don’t like your wages? Go do something about it. This is America!

        (Of course Gus, I don’t say this for your lazy ass benefit…..)

    • Abu Bum, Bumf. Pond is good for you. says:

      You’re piling on, Octo. Bum is sufficient to describe Guuusch (hic).

      Playoffs tomorrow!!!1!!!!!!!1 BTW: All 14 experts at NHL dot com has Tampa ousting your Wings. All of them! Go Wings!
      http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=763063&navid=DL|NHL|home

      • Abu penis penis penis lol olo says:

        * have, not hasssch

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, the verdict is in, and the Experts, those men of high-foreheads and stern mien, don’t give the Wings a chance in hell of beating the high-scoring Lightning. They might be right, looking at the performance of the Wings in the last month. Team hit a wall, had some injury troubles again, and both goalies went spaz at times.

        What I know, is that any team that makes the playoffs in hockey has the chance to get on a roll, and pull an upset. This week off is helping us recover. The rookie goalie is getting a chance to prove himself, starting Thursday night. Anything can happen.

  31. Bunk X says:

    Just took a long wade through The Swamp – haven’t done that in a while. It’s pathetic, little more than scribbling on a shitter wall at an I-40 rest stop.

    Varek Raith asks why Cuba was ever put on the terrorist list, a couple of lizards make guesses, Sergey writes an essay. Charles is posting his tweets, Viscous Blobuska shows up to post her inane “HURR HURR” talk, while the others babble about Jim Crow, cats and tv.

    • Minnow says:

      makes me long for the days when the place was alive with intelligence and wit. There were so many interesting people who visited there back in the day. Always meaningful, always thought provoking.

      I remember one time, wondering why Barry never posted more (this was WAY back there).

      Then, suddenly…. there’s Barry posting again.

      Then I remember thinking…. he should have quit while he was ahead.

      Then he really went off the tracks and started taking himself REALLY SERIOUSLY.

      And, of course, it has been a downhill slide ever since.

      What an idiot.

    • Bunk X says:

      Oh wait. Here’s something fun. Charles is about to reintroduce

      THE SEKRIT THREADS 2.0!

  32. Octopus says:

    Unfortunately for Dear Fatass, the secret is out: he’s an imbecile.

  33. Pakimon says:

    Secret threads need secret chimps. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      That’s perfect! Nice use of speciesist racistic characters, like “Ali Assassin.” I was surprised to see Chunky’s gal, “Mata Hairy.” Well, it is a reality show about Little Green Footballs, so most of the gang is here. 😆

    • Chunky's missing brain says:

      He met her in a band, of course:

  34. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Uh oh. Looks like Hillbag’s having trouble getting the Commies on board.

    http://weaselzippers.us/220818-nyc-mayor-and-former-hillary-clinton-campaign-manager-de-blasio-efuses-to-back-her-again/

    She’s plenty crooked enough. Just not moonbatty enough.

  35. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Oh BTW, not that it’s any big deal or anything. But ISIS is at the border preparing for invasion.

    http://weaselzippers.us/220806-isis-camp-a-few-miles-from-texas-mexican-authorities-confirm/

  36. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Jim Hoft is off jetsetting today. First to Alabama to speak at the Wetumpka Tea Party. This at the behest of Becky Gerritson who testified about the IRS abuse. Then to China on family business to meet a newborn nephew.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/happy-tax-day-hope-to/

    Despite his near demise last year Jim considers this a break. He doesn’t slow down much unlike Chunky who long ago rolled to a stop and hasn’t moved since. When will the invites to speak before liberal groups come for Chunky now that he’s a firm and staunch Commie Progtard lo these last 6 years? I’m guessing they’re more likely to ask him to shut up which several have already. And what would he speak about? Meanies on Twitter who diss him? How deranged and insane the GOP is? How to make a shiny button on your blog? Importance of banning and blocking? Let’s face it he doesn’t know anything.

    • Octopus says:

      To quote Dear Fatass directly:

      “One word: Tweetdeck.” 😆

      Oh, it’s sad. A man entering his golden years, and he’s tweeting his feeble brains out to basement bums and loony-tunes socialists…and even they ignore him, 99% of the time. 😥 😆

    • chucky bird says:

      teh badcraziness squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk