Why Charles will vote for Hillary

Charles Johnson is ready for Hillary!

Charles is a good party loyalist.


89 Comments on “Why Charles will vote for Hillary”

  1. swamprat says:

    He hasn’t got the memo yet, Hillary is a no-go. The approved candidate will be revealed at a later date.
    Hillary has had no support from the powers that be. She is not the “ONE”. I don’t see them fielding Obama again, so we will have to wait.

    • swamprat says:

      Michelle? Holder? Rahm? Oprah would be a natural.
      It most likely will not be an old, white, man.
      We know that ability and experience are not considerations.
      Someone that will get the carefully groomed “gay” vote. Someone inoffensive to atheists and accepted by the pro-abortion people. Someone who can still get votes from those who self-identify as christian. Someone who appeals to minorities.
      I doubt the Republicans will see a victory until the country absolutely mires in socialism to the point where everything just stops.
      Until then we just keep writing checks.

      • osprey1 says:

        Which is why the perfect candidate for the Dems is San Antonio mayor Julian Castro. He’s young, Hispanic, telegenic, and he looks just metrosexual enough to garner the maricon vote.

  2. Pakimon says:

    Time for today’s issue of “Gus is an imbecile who is clueless about history”.

    Actually, it’s the Soviets who should be thanking us.

    American Lend-Lease kept them afloat until they could reestablish their war industry. Without Lend-lease, they would’ve been screwed.

    That second front, first in Africa and then in Western Europe was quite helpful as well.

    Your welcome.

    As far as those who’ll sputter, “But…but…but the Soviets took Berlin!”, that is true.

    However… American and British forces would’ve beaten the Soviets to Berlin if Eisenhower had given them the green light.

    The reason Eisenhower put on the brakes was because at the Yalta Conference, it was decided that Berlin was going to be in the Soviet zone of control after the war.

    Eisenhower reasoned that it made no sense to spend American and British lives taking Berlin only to turn it over to the Soviets.

    If the Soviets wanted Berlin that badly, they could take it themselves.

    The United States would just have to settle for having Germany’s industrial heartland as their zone of control instead.

  3. Pakimon says:

    Went to Gus’ Twitter Timeline to mine for more nuggets of imbecility and found a gold mine bonanza of stupid!

    You’d need to start a blog just to document and “critique” the sheer volume of it.

    I felt like that old coot in Treasure of the Sierra Madre. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Again, we see Dear Fatass’s only term of disparagement for his perceived enemies, which is to call them insane. This is obviously projection, as even McDumbth must know by now that his Big Plan has been a mollywhoppin’ failure, and he was insane in the membrane to have torpedoed his potentially-lucrative, wildly-successful blog.

  5. Octopus says:

    Happy Greek Orthodox Easter! Today is lamb-roasting day. Hallelujah!

  6. Juan Epstein says:

    What will Charline say about the NY Post cover of crazy-eyes Clinton and her Bachmann moment?

  7. just poop says:

    10 bucks he doesnt even vote

    • PeteP says:

      His vote wouldn’t make any difference anyway. California is a blue as they come.

      • Because says:

        That’s the irony of the “safe” gerrymandered districts. The politician has a job for life at the expense of the interests of the party. They throw their own votes away to have personal job security.

        Shows you what the priorities of the powerful are.

  8. just poop says:

    looking forward to racism being replaced with sexism

    because it wasn’t sexist when the left and right trashed Palin over all things wardrobe, how she raised her kids, etc etc

    but it will be like totally sexist and stuff to criticize hillary’s political record.

    and charles fat titty boy Johnson will be leading the sexism brigades!!!!

    • Because says:

      And rape culture. Anybody who says something ungood about the Hildebeast is a rapist. “Rapist” is the new “racist”.

  9. PeteP says:

    8-10 years ago Fatso was ranting about how it was the Democrat Party that was insane. How times change.

    And I’m not buying his nonsense that he’s voting for Hillary because he thinks the GOP are “insane”. Fatboy is a die-hard Dem and he’s all for everything the Dems stands for, including lawlessness, tyranny, big government, nanny-state welfare and illegal immigration. He’s as far to the left as they are. The Democrat party is his natural home.

  10. Because says:

    I don’t pull on turds, I push.

    • Minnow says:

      Why so bitter Barry?

      You know Barry, any one of us could list off the GOP accomplishments vs. the Democrat failures but it wouldn’t matter to you. You are too much of a simpleton.

      Your response would be a sneering, whiney sort of thing ending with the word “BLOCKED”.

      Plus, I have serious income to earn.


  11. Because says:

    Have a sterno, Guus.

  12. Pakimon says:

    You’re not going to get any work out of Gus either… 😆

  13. Pakimon says:

    Er… no.

    The North Koreans brought us the Korean War.

    And Gus thinks Sterno doesn’t destroy brain cells… 🙄

  14. Pakimon says:

    You can almost smell Gus’ fear over the aroma of rancid Banquet chicken pot pies.

    Enjoy the “sponge life” while you can, Gus!

    In 1 1/2 years, it’ll be back to work. 😆

  15. osprey1The says:

    I picture Chuckles as more of a Fauxcahontas the Cherohonkee supporter myself.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh, if he got to vote for Lie-a-watha, he’d be ecstatic!

      • osprey1 says:

        I recently joined Facebook to try and connect with my cousins on my Mom’s side who I had not seen in years, but that also meant that all my (liberal) former classmates from Honolulu have connected with me. :eyeroll: One is a total Fauxcahontas fan who is constantly posting crap from Media Matters, “Occupy Democrats” and Mother Jones about evil GOPers doing this, that or the other thing. I’ve tried to remain apolitical on FB, but he is really testing my patience. And yes, he has a greying ponytail, just like someone else we all know. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      I hope Biden runs. 🙂

  16. ISpeakJive says:

    Even wrong about the heron…….It was indeed a heron. His record is intact.

  17. ISpeakJive says:

    But, but I used the rule of thirds! Why is it still a crappy picture???

    • osprey1 says:

      Chuck had better watch out. There are snipers from the Vlaams Belang and the Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging in ghillie suits hiding in those ice plants!

    • Minnow says:

      ….not to ruin your day Barry, but that photo in and of itself SCREAMS Christianity! Note the shape of the fence and the post and how they look just like a cross. That the patibulum on the right extends out of the line of site, to me, represents the fact that Christianity will reach out into the future (beyond the line of site). And even the rusty nail holes with trails of Christ’s blood running down the post.

      All very symbolic and telling Barry.

      But, tell me, isn’t this rather a STRONG statement? Don’t you run the risk of OFFENDING the moslem readers?

      And, have a nice day!

    • kbdabear says:

      Fatass “Ansel” Johnson’s photography hasn’t improved any. Fucking guy can’t frame a shot, thinks boring inanimate objects are endlessly fascinating, and still does the 3 horizontal “ground,sea,sky” band.

      Here’s a test. The picture below is from

      A. The LGF Calendar
      B. An LGF Open Thread
      C. A Schwinn Repair Manual

      • kbdabear says:

        C. is the correct answer. You should have known Fatass didn’t take it because the item of interest is actually framed correctly

      • swamprat says:

        “C” is correct
        because the tire is not a sewup (terribly impractical, high maintenance and best suited for competition)

        the pedal is a really good alloy pedal and not a clipon, which requires special shoes and can be dangerous when you need to take your foot off the pedals.

        the chain seems to be for a non derailleur style bike

        This is a utilitarian bike, probably used daily, by a practical person, probably ridden in flat terrain.

        This bike is not owned by a poseur or a “Fred”.

      • inspector fromage says:

        he cut off part of the pedal.

        just a tiny bit but enough.

        sloppy mistake

  18. Chunky's missing brain says:

    What a fricking clown. He has no credibility at all.

  19. Chunky's missing brain says:

    Hey this new fad could really help Chunky get out the door more often to maybe more political events or protests that he’s always shooting his mouth off about, and end his shut-in ways. Sweat pants are becoming fashionable! Not sure about plaid lumberjack on black Ts though.


    • Because says:

      You have to have junk to show off. That won’t help fatso.

    • Minnow says:

      $1500 for sweat pants. Ha. What a bad joke. Barry would soil his on the first wearing with orange streaks and brown smears.

      Oops – that’s a filthy smear.

  20. Chunky's missing brain says:

    So your saying the GOP are more evil than this??

  21. Chunky's missing brain says:

    Twitchy is having a field day of mockery out of Shrillery’s moron Preezyduncial Twitter announce.


    Chunkles is a retard for even considering voting for this crooked old liar of a hag.

  22. Chunky's missing brain says:

    And it seems to be a bipartisan condition.
    2 hours ago

    Looks like it’s time to start talking about Hillary Derangement Syndrome.
    2 hours ago

    No we need to start talking about Hillary Delusion Syndrome. As in the delusion that she’s electable. And Chunk is apparently so convinced she’s viable he’s willing to insult his fellow libtards who aren’t so sure by calling them “deranged”.

  23. JimboXL says:

    I still wondering if the voters for the Dim party, the most shallow party on the planet that elected the current failure in office ONLY because of his skin color is ready to vote for a mean-faced granny Clinton who has zero likeable qualities and no charisma.

    • Minnow says:

      -and no sense of honor, no decency, zero integrity. Yeah, that will appeal to all the Libs out there who don’t have any of those traits either.

  24. Because says:

    Antisemitic donkey whistle alert.

  25. Because says:

  26. Because says:

    Umm yeah…

  27. Because says:

  28. Bunk X says:

    “If Hillary Clinton is the only choice I’ll still vote for her.”
    Well, Charles, she’s not the only one running. Vote for your own drool. Vote for Gus_802. Better yet, vote for Josh Jennings.

  29. Bunk X says:

  30. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs · 4h 4 hours ago

    Conservatives are amazingly adept at holding two totally contradictory ideas in their alleged minds at the same time. It’s a weird skill.
    5 retweets 7 favorites

    (cough, Global Warming, cough)

    There was no so-called “pause” in global warming, but it is easily explained by the earth’s oceans holding the missing heat. You would understand this if you stopped looking at cherry-picked statistics and looked at the many graphs explaining global warming by conveniently starting in the 1880’s so you can’t see the Little Ice Age which didn’t happen either, but is easily explained away by the unproved and unrecorded warmth in the southern hemisphere which we also can’t prove, but has to have happened because global warming is so real that we have to call it something else so we won’t be totally embarrassed when it snows in Hawaii in June.

    So there.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles’ thermostat is set to 65F, but every room he squats in heats up to 85 within minutes. He can take a cold shower and still sweat. TRUE.

    • Octopus says:

      Conservatives are amazingly adept at holding two totally contradictory ideas in their alleged minds at the same time. It’s a weird skill.

      What McDumbth has done here is hilarious. He’s trying to say that conservatives are insane and/or stupid, but instead he points out a characteristic of mind that is indicative of truly intelligent people. One he can never understand, because his is an inferior brain, capable only of locking in on one obsessive position and harping on it forever. The world, however, presents contradictory ideas all the time, and very intelligent people are able to consider various sides of the baffling obelisks at the same time, comparing and contrasting their relative merits and flaws. Examples abound in the fields of psychology, law, nutrition, politics, religion and economics. In science, which Dear Fatass claims to worship sexually, “facts” change dramatically as new information becomes available, in an ever-evolving body of knowledge where the science is never settled. The contradictions between general relativity and quantum field theory have driven great men to drink, and the concoction of various as-yet-unprovable theories, such as string theory.

      Yes, it’s a “weird skill,” Chunky. Don’t trouble your bloated dome about it. Stay focused on Ginger, your long-lost relative. And, there’s a scary old granny to elect President, if we conservatives can’t starve her first, and push her wheelchair off a cliff.

  31. swamprat says:

    Socialism is the best thing ever, a great advantage to the people of countries where it is enacted. We are absolutely for it and we are for Obama, who is NOT a socialist, but a great man, who is just trying to bring America into the modern world, by enacting policies put forth in the 1930’s causing untold harm, carnage and devastation to those countries unfortunate enough to try its various forms of socialism which are so terrific it has to keep changing what it is called so that when people try it, they are completely surprised by the inevitable poverty, oppression, death, hunger, disease, genocide and war which occurs as a country flounders and struggles to survive.

    • Bunk X says:

      Yes, it’s been tried, and it’s always failed because it’s never been implemented properly. Let’s run the train into the brick wall again, this time with more horsepower.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Oh you sillies. It’s just never been done right. Yet.

      Socialism is what “nice”people do. They give generously to each other. Not voluntarily, of course, and not me, but you must do it. I already work for the gov’t and that’s my contribution. I love that the gov’t builds me these wonderful roads that I can ride my bike on and feeds starving babies except when they don’t because all of them go hungry every night, or so I read in the paper, even the porky fat kids.

      So fork it over, you meanies.

  32. ElSuerte says:

    Damn, I’d forgotten how they interrogate you at the Swamp if you link something problamatic.
    http:// littlegreenfootballs.com/page/ 315863_Are_conservatives_anti-science

  33. Chunky's missing brain says:

    Chunky and Shrillary are idiots.

  34. Octopus says:

    Ugh, this is going to be a long haul.