The trolls and stalkers are spreading poison

Charles wants Twitter to be exactly like his little domain at LGF. Being the control freak he is, Charles complains about the inability to silence his critics.


Be a man Charles and deal with criticism.


112 Comments on “The trolls and stalkers are spreading poison”

  1. Because olo says:

    All he wants it a little of that Stalin milyo.

  2. rightymouse says:

    He posted that without a trace of self-awareness. Hey! Fatso! How many times a day do you troll Chuck on Twitter?

    • rightymouse says:

      Oh..and if you don’t like Twitter, stop using it. Simple. Gawd. What a bloated control freak.

      • Arachne says:

        Dr. Doublewide wants to eat his cake and have it too.
        He sees this as a way to get his critics banned on Twitter for talking about him even if he can’t read their tweets himself.
        He’s going to have a real problem though, if he attempts this. Because, you know, people who live in Glass Timelines with Block Buttons shouldn’t throw stones.

      • rightymouse says:

        His arrogance knows no bounds. He’ll push the limits until he’s stopped.

  3. rightymouse says:

    I can hear the lapdogs fapping now.

  4. Stanky says:

    Well if you were right about everything 100% of the time and you knew that if anyone ever said anything counter to you or critical of you that they were only doing it out of evil and spite and bigotry and derangement then you would feel the same as I do. I’m just trying to make Twitter the best it can be. Just like I did with LGF.

    – Stankbutt McJohnson – everyone must smell my butt on Twitter just like on LGF.

  5. Minnow says:

    “You just can’t see it most of the time…”

    Yeah, only when Barry is tweeting does it become very clear and visible.

    Fuck you Barry – you simple-minded douchebag.

  6. Juan Epstein says:

    All Baby Cakes all day make Chuck a dull boy. All Baby Cakes all day make Chuck a dull boy. All Baby Cakes all day make Chuck a dull boy. All Baby Cakes all day make Chuck a dull boy.

  7. Juan Epstein says:

    All Baby Cakes all day make Chuck a dull boy.

  8. Bunk X says:

    “They think if they just make it hard for you to see what the trolls are doing you’ll shut up…”

    He goes out of his way to find trolltweets so he can whine about them. Indeed, Twitter wants Charles to grow up and shut up.

  9. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

    Drudge does it again…

    60 million menopausal women in USA by 2020…”

  10. Minnow says:

    Sharpton: I was busy anyway.

    Yeah – right…. planning how to burn your business records again most likely.

  11. Stankbutt McJohnson - I'm smarter than a doctor says:

    This is a total disaster! Blacks like that Carson jerk. I can’t believe they’ve forgotten already that I Tweeted, RT’d and ICYMIx5 he’s a creationist kook and is totatlly stupid.

    • Because olo says:

      And unsciency. The brain surgeon doesn’t understand science, like I do, because I had freshman biology in high school.

  12. just poop says:

    charles looks at his mentions approximately every 17 seconds of every moment he’s awake

    kiss my asshole

  13. Octopus says:

    Is Goose quite white enough to work for Vox? 😕

  14. This must be why Charles does not notice my normal use of (,’s), (“) and stuff in that I agree with all the nutty crap he puts out.

    I pet him just like a stray dog with flees and ticks and he licks it up big time.

  15. I may just hire out as a “master sock puppet operator”.

  16. Stankbutt McJohnson - I'm smarter than a doctor says:

    Dr. Ben Carson is kooky and irrelevant because he believes in God and not solely in The Great And Holy Evolution in science.

    Preezydunce Obungle believes purely in the The Great And Holy Evolution in science and is also a Christian and therefore believes in an all powerful God and a spiritual realm (never found by science). He OTOH is TOTALLY AWSOME!

    Yes I think this makes total sense.

    – Stankbutt McJohnson

  17. Stankbutt McJohnson - I'm smarter than a doctor says:

    Oh, I know. My favorite was Robert Spencer’s loonball claim that I was paid off by the Muslim Brotherhood. @jteeDC
    28 minutes ago

    Because did I just say “loonball”?

  18. Floppy McJohnson says:

    I always laugh when I see right wingers say I “went bananas” for renouncing the sheer insanity of the right.…
    43 minutes ago

    Because taking 8 years to renounce “sheer insanity” that I wholeheartedly supported literally DAILY is totally sane?

  19. Floppy McJohnson says:

    @TrexPushups @jteeDC Spencer and Geller made that claim because they knew it would play well with their crazy bigoted audience.
    18 minutes ago

    aka MY crazy bigoted audience aka my milyo. Seriously my blog sucked so bad before ’09 and everyone was insane including me!!! I’m all better now. Really I am. Why does no one believe me?

  20. Minnow says:

    I love it when Barry makes proclamations about his intellectual betters and their diminished intellectual capacity of some sort.

    Does it get any better than this!?

    Barry – you are such an arrogant dimwit. Wow!

    And, Barry, in the grand scheme of intellect, ability to think through concepts and ability to process thoughts that require more than reaching into a plastic bag full of cheese flavored snacks – – baby, you are bettered by nearly everyone!!


    You idiot.

  21. kbdabear says:

    “’ll shut up and consume their product like a good little consumer”

    Hey Fatass, some education here. Twitter doesn’t exist for the sole purpose of promoting your derelict blog or giving you a free service in order to smear your enemies. They exist to gather databases to direct marketers to their consumers.

    Twitter has better things to do than be a free proxy service for a shut-in mediocrity with 12K followers.

    Well, there’s always Reddit and Google+ .. oh wait, they won’t ban all the h8r stalkers or you

  22. kbdabear says:

    ALL your friends are imaginary, Fatass.

    • Chunky's 12 Thousand Imaginary Friends says:

      He says to no one in particular on Twitter.

    • Minnow says:

      I am so glad I have a purpose in life that is more positive and meaningful than that which is Barry’s lot in life. Really Barry – have you no more self-esteem and sense of worth than to spew this kind of second grade nonsense on the internet?? Seriously Barry? Your sense of introspection and self-control (or – rather – LACK THEREOF) is incredibly mind boggling.

      Accusing someone else of having imaginary friends like this?

      My only response….. “I know you are but what am I?”

    • Bunk X says:

      Except for @Gus_802, @ViciousBabushka and @Green_Footballs.

  23. Chunky's 12 Thousand Imaginary Friends says:

    Rand Paul Walks Out of Interview, Chuck C. Johnson Tweets, “I Wish Rand Paul Would Smack a Bitch”
    17 minutes ago

    Hey didn’t Chunky gloat for a week on Twitter when Bristol Palin was attacked and thrown to the ground at a drunken brawl?

  24. Chunky's 12 Thousand Imaginary Friends says:

    Golly who to believe? Chunky the cut and paster of ThinkProgress? Or Carly Fiorina (former exec of AT&T and CEO of Hewlett Packard) and California farmers?

    Carly Fiorina Right About Environmentalists and California Drought Woes, Farm Groups Say

  25. Chunky's 12 Thousand Imaginary Friends says:

    Rand Paul Walks Out of Interview, Chuck C. Johnson Tweets, “I Wish Rand Paul Would Smack a Bitch”
    1 hour ago

    BTW this has already been debunked. It was started by the Guardian reporter who lyingly pretended Rand was evading specifics. But perpetuated by Politico which is a sucko libtard online rag. It has the headline as above. But in the article itself it’s explained that Paul had to go because the CNN producer turned off the lights in order to lead him off to an interview with Dana Bash. There’s a big difference between walking out which suggests storming out in anger and just following media people around to where he’s supposed to be, esp after they turned out the lights. Plus he had already told the guy he could only take one more question!

    But nevermind facts when a Progurd lying narrative is being systematically spun that has Rand Paul flying off the handle left and right. Breitbart put’s it right:

    Friday morning The Guardian told the world that during an interview, Paul not only walked our of an interview but shut the lights out on them. The reporter falsely suggested the same.

    It was all a lie. In the video, you’ll see Paul tells the reporter he only has time for one more question. Once that question is asked and answered, the reporter presses on. And there’s nothing wrong with that. I do it all the time in interviews.

    Paul, however, had an interview scheduled with CNN’s Dana Bash. So he walks off. There’s also nothing wrong with that. Abruptly cutting off an interviewer pushing the time limit happens all the time. It’s happened to me. You don’t know that, though, because I’m a professional. I don’t crybaby about it or try to sucker punch my interview subjects by making an issue out of a non-issue.

    It also turns out that it was CNN who shut off the lights, probably to optimize whatever lighting set-up they had in place for their own Rand Paul interview.

    . @ZekeJMiller he did get annoyed w the guy but actually we turned lights off when he finished bc our intv was right after in same room

    — Dana Bash (@DanaBashCNN) April 10, 2015

  26. Chunky's 12 Thousand Imaginary Friends says:

    Rand Paul’s presidential campaign is off to a very cranky start
    1 hour ago

    So of all the things to post about Chunky posts a lie an hour ago after it’s been debunked all day long. He mixed it with the Ginger Tweet about wishing Paul would just smack a bitch. Which is actually funny (as it was intended) and makes a fool out of Chunky for taking it seriously.

    Most horrible person on Twitter: “I wish Rand Paul would Just smack a bitch”
    1 hour ago

    What a chump our poor Chunky is. Good thing no one really pays attention to him.

  27. Octopus says:

    Oh my gawrsh…has Garage Boy gone undercover? Is he hiding his true hobo-nature, in order to trick somebody into opening up their garage and dishwasher to him? 😯

  28. Octopus says:

    Something smells fishy…

  29. Octopus says:

    Oh, it’s just Goose. Got aholt of a pamphlet from the welfare office, advising people on how to dress for success in job interviews. Not smelling like pee and Sterno is probably good. Wear your best Goodwill Job-Hunting outfit.

  30. kbdabear says:

    Fatass complains about “stalkers and trolls” while whining that Twitter is making it hard for him to keep tabs on “stalkers and trolls”

    Fatass is the guy who drives by your house every 15 minutes, then complains that you’re stalking HIM.

  31. Kurt's belly laugh says:

    I love it when Charles, who ruined a popular blog, and who has the buggiest shittiest malware ridden blog on the Earth, gives tips to a wildly profitable, popular, and user friendly website like twitter

    keep on reminding the world of how smart you are Charles! They need the reminder because the world still thinks you’re a dumb ass

  32. Minnow says:


    Barry sure is strapped for cash.

    Hey Barry, why don’t you get a job you lazy no good bum?

    Oh yeah – that’s right. You have no marketable skills.


    Eat it pig boy.

  33. Octopus says:

    Jann Wenner’s other bullshit magazine is Men’s Journal, which always features a lot of nonsense about global warming and other anti-capitalist, anti-conservative claptrap. This month’s issue features a hilarious piece of tripe starring Bill Nye. Some real belly-laffs in there, starting with the first question, in which he admits that everyone he knows is more knowledgeable than himself. Sort of. It goes downhill from there. He’s getting a check from NASA, by the way, for his steadfast support of the AGW boondoggle. 😆 😡

  34. Because olo says:

  35. Octopus says:

    So…the weekend gig is starting to catch on. It’s a departure from the noodling, anyway. Thank Allah.

  36. Octopus says:

    The rotten apple didn’t fall far from that tree.

    • Bunk X says:

      English speak be that Gus almost.

    • Chunky's 12 Thousand Imaginary Friends says:

      His day means his daddy? Is that what he meant? And “why politically we left Argentina”? Was it political for sure? Or economic? But if political “they all sucked” is an acceptable answer? Thanks for that riveting story Gus. I think you should shop that to Rolling Stones. It’s about their quality of reporting. Breaking News: Rolling Stones reporter Gus….er just Gus reports from a Denver flophouse that Argentina basically sucks. Details at 11.

  37. Bunk X says:

    Lol. I see Charles is fighting a dead man again.

    • Bunk X says:

      Cheng and co study three online news communities: the general news site, the political news site, and the computer gaming site

      On each of these sites, they have a list of users who have been banned for antisocial behavior, over 10,000 of them in total. They also have all of the messages posted by these users throughout their period of online activity. “Such individuals are clear instances of antisocial users, and constitute ‘ground truth’ in our analyses,” say Cheng and co.

  38. Pakimon says:

    Too bad he wasn’t obese and sported a ponytail.

    If he used Cheetos for “powerups” and vanquished villains using Twitter, it would’ve been sooper genius! 😆

    • Chunky's 12 Thousand Imaginary Friends says:

      Isn’t it funny how cynical dickhead assholes like Chunk think they can suddenly morph into friendly buddy lighthearted mode? He doesn’t realize he has no friends and might as well not post this drivel. No one cares about his favorite superhero or what he thinks is super neato. Because it’s pretty clear if you even disagreed with him on this he’d go off on you, disavow you, block you and advise everyone in the universe to shun you. What a fucking putz.

    • just poop says:

      as a kid I had friends and I played outside till after dark every night.

    • ElSuerte says:

      Okay, I’m not a comics nerd, but even I know that’s BS. He got super powers from the accident that made him blind. He became a superhero despite his blindness, not because of it. Genius had nothing to do with it, just the random chance that supermutagen got splashed in his eyes rather then run of the mill acid.

  39. Pakimon says:

    The world is holding its collective breath!

    Blog hits… up, up and away!

    Sidenote: Why am I not surprised that he still has those… 😆

    • Chunky's 12 Thousand Imaginary Friends says:

      The reason he still has his collection is they aren’t worth anything. Maybe $1000 at most if he stored them correctly. Might as well keep them for personal enjoyment and try and fool naive losers like commenter victims on his ego torture blog that he’s really a shrewd collector. Most of his commenters probably know this too but are too gutless to point it out.

      Chunk is such a putz asswipe.

      • Octopus says:

        Oh, but he’s going to post pics of the covers of Daredevil! I am beside myself, like a junkie itching for my next fix. Don’t keep us waiting, you big tease. The whole world awaits…oh, wait. I just remembered the Google. Never mind, Fatass. I’ve seen them already.

  40. Octopus says:

    I like this character better…

  41. Octopus says:

    That weird feeling, Chunky? Deep beneath the pannus? Well, it’s either a mouse, trapped while searching for stray Cheetos while you slept, or the first faint stirrings of an adolescent erection, triggered by visual stimulation of the gonadal cortex. Probably a mouse.

  42. Because olo says:

  43. rightymouse says:


  44. Octopus says:

    We must defer to your expertise in this area.

  45. Octopus says:

    Hmm…considering dancing lessons. Would that be fun? It just might be.

  46. Because olo says:

    You used to have a car?

  47. Because penis penis penis lol says:

    Heheh. He said “injection tool”.

  48. Because says:

    So now Johnson is stealing Breitbart stories?

    • Because olo says:

      Oh, and if Stanford computer scientists are working on this now, the “correlator tool” must have been WAY ahead of its time. Patent it, Chunk.

    • Arachne says:

      Seriously, dumbfuck, is there ANYBODY who doesn’t know Stanford is in California. Next you’ll be clarifying that the University of California at Berkeley is near San Francisco.

  49. Chunky's 12 Thousand Imaginary Friends says:

    Rand Paul Walks Out of Interview, Chuck C. Johnson Tweets, “I Wish Rand Paul Would Smack a Bitch”
    1 hour ago

    You might want to get some new material. Didn’t Politico post some new lies today McChunkles?

  50. Because huh? says:

  51. Chunky's missing brain says:

    Video of Arizona Christian Band in Deadly Parking Lot Brawl
    1 hour ago

    The cops shot two unarmed white males, killing one. And the headline is Christians brawled?
    Shouldn’t the DOJ send 50 people to investigate what really happened here or are they just going to believe the crooked police?

  52. Chunky's missing brain says:

    @chemoelectric It makes sense, though, with his involvement in the Melendez story.
    17 minutes ago

    At the time there were allegations that Chuck’s false story was planted by Cuban agents. That would have gotten the FBI interested.
    22 minutes ago

    It’s possible that Chuck was given a polygraph test because he pushed that bogus Melendez story about underage prostitutes.
    23 minutes ago

    @chemoelectric “I don’t work for the FBI though I did pass a polygraph twice.”
    25 minutes ago

    Why did the FBI give Babycakes Johnson *two* polygraph tests? There’s a story here that Chuck’s not telling.
    27 minutes ago

    Interesting; @ChuckCJohnson brags about passing 2 FBI polygraph tests – but he also said “lie detectors are useless.”
    29 minutes ago

    Wow Ginger’s got Chunky all woo-wooed up again. Six Tweets in twelve minutes flat! Can he keep it up?

  53. Because huh? says:

    And you’re president of the International Brotherhood of Bum, Hobos, and Dumpster Divers.

  54. Because says:

    And you gots the hawts for teh cankles…

  55. Octopus says:

    His mind is gone far, far away. 😆

    And they pull this shit in every election year.
    40 minutes ago
    Because the only way the GOP can win is if they convince enough normal, sane, rational people not to vote.
    41 minutes ago
    When people tell you “both parties are the same,” they’re actually working to advance the GOP.
    42 minutes ago
    Cynical fuckers trying to get people to stop voting. I think I’ve seen this play before.
    59 minutes ago

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