Local control of education is racist!

The Race Detective is on the job and helping to discover racism, where it is least expected. Hardline Stalinist Wrenchwench asked if conservatives/libertarians calling for local control of education is racist.

Local Control

The Race Detective answers her pressing question by acknowledging that calls for local control of education is racist.

Local Control2

The dreaded creationists allied with racists!

What would we do without the Race Defective?


116 Comments on “Local control of education is racist!”

  1. Octopus says:

    How about a real country song, sung by a young man who understands the genre?

  2. Octopus says:

    Have another, if you can handle such strong medicine:

  3. Octopus says:

    Heheh…stooped Chunky! “Local Control” has been a huge, union-led battle-cry in the horrible Detroit Public Schools for decades. Boy, did they love them some local control. Boy, did they scream when the state had to step in and salvage what was left, to keep the whole shebang from coming crashing down.

  4. Octopus says:

    Thanks for the tip, Fatass!

  5. JimboXL says:

    Progressives are all for control in whatever form it takes so long as it is their idea of control, so that tells me ‘local control’ probably means progressive fascists get less control because of it.

  6. swamprat says:

    Italy had a strong, centralized government a while back. It was noted for getting the trains to run on time. Mother Russia, she also has such a government, as does North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela. Great schools, all of them. Terrific medical system, also.

    Is it “terrific medical system” or “terrorific medical system”? Either way, they sure avoided that dreaded “local control”!

  7. Pakimon says:

    Good morning and since I’m on vacation, I’m going to clog up this thread with a special edition of “Gus Gallery”.

    Submitted for your approval… a drunken, unemployed, garage-dwelling Twitter addict:

    • Pakimon says:

      and here the tale takes a grim turn:

    • Pakimon says:

      What would make Gus have such dark thoughts? Let’s see if we can find out:

      • Octopus says:

        Whoa! The Sterno was really flowin’, last night. 😯

        That was scary. I thought he was going to bid this cruel world adieu, for a moment. Good thing he was too drunk to put a loop in a rope.

      • calo says:

        Gus was bleating/tweeting out warning signs Easter evening that he was lost. Tonight was just a continuation of it.

    • Pakimon says:

      It appears Gus’ “ex” finding and going to a suicide prevention support group was a slap in the face of all things garage-dwelling, drunken. and Twitter addicted.

      But wait! There’s more!

    • Pakimon says:

      Instead of not having an iPhone, it could be speculated that Gus not having a job played a part in this story.

      Let’s delve further:

    • Pakimon says:

      Instead of telling her she was “smart”, perhaps teaching her how to do fractions would’ve been a better option.

      It would’ve cut into Gus’ drinking and “hanging out at The Bog” time but sacrifices needed to be made and Gus took a pass.

      Now the story devolves into more darkness as Gus wallows in self-loathing and he lashes out:

    • Pakimon says:

      The bitterness and sarcasm are now just dripping from this story!

      • Octopus says:

        You can hear the sloshed slurring in these tweets, and the occasional angry sob. Very affecting performance, tonight’s Garage Theater.

        I hope the ex has taken the precaution of hiding her current Iphone # from our dumpster-diving dramatist. If he had it, you know she got a text along the lines of, “I shud of let u DIE!” And then, “You find the least common denominator, you bitch.”

      • Because olo says:

        Oh, do I miss Ludwig, and his algebra.

      • Octopus says:

        As do I, pal. As do I. 😦

    • Pakimon says:

      Now it’s everyone else’s fault. Perhaps a pilgrimage to the home country of Argentina is in order.

      Does Argentina have Twitter? A burning and important question!

    • Pakimon says:

      The fear of Argentina not having Twitter drives Gus back into lashing out at his “ex”.

    • Pakimon says:

      Epilogue: In a brief moment of lucidity, Gus has a revelation!

      His “ex” probably doesn’t even have a Twitter account and if she/he did, she/he wouldn’t be one of Gus’ small handful of Followers and would not even see his bizarre rant.

      “creepy” indeed….

      • Octopus says:

        We see ya, Gus. Every day. 😯

        Some people’s lives are so badly-lived that they are useful solely as precautionary tales. We have two such paragons, in the Twitter-War sidebar. It’s like watching the worst reality shitshow, where you think, “Okay, I’ve got my issues, and I’ve made some mistakes — but Jesus, look at these losers!” 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        And that concludes today’s episode of Gus Gallery.

        *cue weird and scary sound clip

      • Pakimon says:

        I was sitting down to drink a cup of coffee and spotted Gus’ Twitter bleats in the sidebar.

        Normally I’d feel bad for someone in such a state but Gus’ problems are being brought on by himself with endless poor decisions and chronic laziness.

        You can see the scenario playing out over and over again.

        1) A well meaning family member of friend offers Gus a place to stay until he can find employment and get back on his feet.

        2) Gus moves in and proceeds to sit on his ass all day, mooching food and money while spending every waking hour online or on Twitter.

        3) When asked when he’s going to find a job and get his own place, he complains of chronic leg, back and neck pain that render him virtually immobile and thus unable to work.

        4) As the weeks go by, his benefactor notices that Gus’ ailments do not impede him from raiding the fridge, rummaging in dumpsters, hunching over a keyboard or Virgin Mobile Obamaphone and wrecking the dishwasher by using it to wash his soiled clothes and skidmarked underwear.

        5) The benefactor throws up his.her hands and tells Gus to get the f**k out.

        6) Gus bleats out honks of desperation and another unwary benefactor steps up to offer “assistance”.

        By my count, this scenario has played out three times so far. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        Post-Postscript: I went to Gus’ actual Twitter account out of curiosity to see if he was having a conversation with someone with his above tweets.

        He was.

        It was with… himself.

        It’s bad enough to have “out loud” conversations with yourself, but a Twitter conversation?!

        The Twitter Addiction Monkey has really latched onto Gus’ back.

    • Captain Death says:

      By the way once you are dead how do you “hate yourself”?

  8. Octopus says:

    Enjoy your vacation, Pak! You’ve earned it. 🙂

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m meeting my lady friend at the beach this morning. It’s going to feel good feeling the sand between my toes again.

      The beach is ten minutes away yet I haven’t been there since last August.

      That’s Florida livin’ for ya’… go figure.

      Hopefully, you and everyone else here and in the “meat world” won’t have to endure my bleats about sunburn this afternoon or tonight. 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog say this girl happy to be at beach!

      See her happy smile!

      Pakimog say will she still be happy after hours of watching Pakimog beach antics culminating with Pakimog’s lady friend bonking him on head repeatedly with beach umbrella?

      Pakimog say we will see! 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Cute girl. I bet she makes a great sandwich. Butters the wrong side of the bread sometimes, but she’s learning fast.

  9. Pakimon says:

    After reviewing my special edition of Gus Gallery and its postscripts, I can only suggest that Gus follow the sage advice of the great James Earl Jones.

    It worked for Conan. He lost some weight, turned ginger and is now making loads of cash hosting a late night show on TBS!

    Gus! Follow his example! 😀

  10. OLT's Because RIGHTS, etc. says:

    Yeah, wrenchwench, you’re mistaken.

    In other breaking news, it’s Wednesday.

  11. Scoop Johnson - LGF '01 to '08 was an honest mistake says:

    Well that’s exactly it. Progressives like myself, leader of the free and open LGF will tell you the exact opposite of the truth every time. Like I just said LGF is free and open when it’s obviously really restricted and closed. We Proggies call normal Americans racists because they aren’t ant-freedom Commies. Because you can win elections if you are against racism and paint the other guy as for it. But you can’t win elections as anti-freedom Commies. You can only govern as such after you have ran a fraudulent campaign of lies.

  12. trebob says:

    If you always hear every racist dog whistle, you are probably the racist dog. Just sayin’.

    • Because olo says:

      I think racist donkeys can hear those, too.

      • OLT's Because RIGHTS, etc. says:

        The Donkey Show does not discriminate; at its heart, it hates everyone (except itself) equally, harms everyone (except itself) equally, and treats everyone (except itself) equally. The Donkey Show’s worst punishments are its greatest rewards, and they are heaped upon its adherents like plague corpses on a two-wheeled cart. The Donkey Show fears neither creeping glacier nor expanding desert, and is as sure of itself as either.

      • Octopus says:

        “Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!”

  13. trebob says:

    What’dya bet that ol’ Gus was over at the ex’s place yesterday asking for a little room and board, got rebuffed and is now in a drunken rage over it?

  14. swamprat says:

    Glad Gus is no longer cold.
    One down, self sustainability to follow.
    You can do this Gus.
    Make a plan.
    Have several alternates.

    • swamprat says:

      You saved her life, regardless of the rest.
      Now save yours.
      Why not be happy?
      Quit kicking your self and get up.

  15. rightymouse says:

    The Wench got herself some major updingleberries with her insane post. They’re all nutz.

  16. rightymouse says:

    Seen in my neighborhood……

  17. Scoop Johnson - LGF '01 to '08 was an honest mistake says:

    And you still can’t see how creepy this is.
    9 hours ago

    Fuck everyone else. It’s all about you.
    9 hours ago

    Welcome to America. Where destroying people is more important than principles.
    9 hours ago

    You’re the most important person in the world. Special.
    9 hours ago

    It’s all about you and fuck everyone else.
    9 hours ago

    She couldn’t add fractions yet I told her she was still smart. Apparently that still makes me an asshole.
    9 hours ago

    She cried. I was there. But apparently I didn’t have an iPhone or something.
    9 hours ago

    I held my ex when she was crying and felt worthless. But she found a group that connect with here. Apparently they were important than me.
    9 hours ago

    Maybe I should have let her just die instead. But I didn’t.
    9 hours ago

    I stopped my ex from committing suicide and hating herself and helped her move on to get a Masters in Special Ed. Yet.
    9 hours ago

    Wow. I was going to say poor Gus but he’s really pretty hateful here. He’s bitter and jilted and incapable of moving on. Instead he is trying to do a guilt trip on his ex who has suicidal tendencies. Nice. Of course this is internet stalking. This is a personal issue between he and she. Yet he’s Tweeting it out to the public. And the dysfunction is somewhat startling:

    He takes credit for helping her despite it’s only the decent thing that anyone would do.
    He wants her attention.
    He wants her to know he’s been mistreated and underappreciated.
    As a result he wants to hurt her by calling her a terrible person.
    He calls her stupid now then admits he called her smart before to get into her pants.
    He makes it clear his love and support for her ARE conditional.
    He blames everyone, even the entire fricking country but himself.
    And then calls her (presumably) creepy after acting like creep.

    Gus, just stop this. And go get help. Join a support group.

    And yeah Chunky, this is your LGF Twitter wingman. Kind of embarrassing, eh?

  18. Because olo says:

    • rightymouse says:


      • Because olo says:

        Look, it was bound to happen, connecting the AC grid to DC. DC needs to be sequestered.

      • rightymouse says:

        I remember those few months years ago of commuting from VA to DC for this one job I had at the time. The one major feature of DC that struck me as odd were the large numbers of pan-handlers/homeless wandering the streets. I would think that the pols would at least clean up their own pig-sty.

      • Because olo says:

        DC’s probably the most extreme example of a gentrifying city in the country. It’s become a lot whiter, as government employed yuppies push Blacks out.

        I think they call this “progress”.

      • rightymouse says:

        Interesting. From what I’ve seen, Donkeys tend to prefer to hang out in crowded, dirty, polluted, crime-ridden cities.

      • Octopus says:

        You’re onto something there, ‘Mouse. The Donkeys do like to crowd together into the urban milyo. Except for the West Coast Elites, who live in sprawling elegance on the hillside, surveying the peasants below.

  19. Speranza says:

    Wrenchwench was one of Fat Boy’s top informers during the Great Purge of 2009.

  20. Captain Death says:

    Is it true that LVQ left LGF because he discovered (all of a sudden) that it was an anti-Israel blog?

    • Because olo says:

      He got whacked for saying unnice things about fat chicks. And by implication fat hippies.

    • Scoop Johnson - LGF '01 to '08 was an honest mistake says:

      I don’t recall that he flounced on that or flounced at all. Although I remember he tangled with a few liztards on that. I may’ve missed it though. Here’s what I remember.

      He made this bizarre misogynistic attack on Fox News sluts which even Iceweasel couldn’t take. She blasted him. And that’s when he found he’s not Chunky’s favorite. Chunky slammed him with a 24 hr. timeout as I recall. Pretty humiliating after he thought he was the LGF Special Science Pet. I think he just self-selected and stopped showing up after that except for one or two times where he claimed he wasn’t mad but was “too busy” (ya know, with science) to comment anymore.

      BTW the science he did was Internet Statistics. Not like Physics or Biology or ahem Climate Science or Meteorology.

  21. rightymouse says:

    Take a nap, Gussy. Your brain is leaking nonsense………

  22. Scoop Johnson - LGF '01 to '08 was an honest mistake says:

    By tomorrow right wing media will be mounting a full-throated defense of officer Michael Slager.
    11 hours ago

    OK any minute now. Get ready. Full throated. Right wing defense of Mike Slager. Here it comes! Mark my words. Sigh.

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, they’re not, Dumbo. He’s being roundly condemned over at Twitchy, Zip and Twitter.

      • Daedalus says:

        I’ve seen some idiots praise this cop. But it is just a few jackasses.

      • homme skhooled pineapple says:

        The right wing is turning their back on this asshole cop.

        He is guilty, and this is a rare opportunity for the right to destroy the other side’s meme of the right always standing with the cop.

        This cop is going to take the brunt of all of it, even Ferguson, he’s done.

        Only a few dummies out in the fringe will support him.

    • doppel milyo says:

      I wonder if this cop had shot the man in the back because he had refused to bake a wedding cake for a gay marriage, would Charles still be so outraged

      but seriously, this cop has no friends on the right and certainly will not once the investigation is completed and it shows what seems apparent to all who watched the video

      and that is the difference between us and you Charles. We come down on the side of what is right and you are just a fucking partisan shill.

      I don;t remember you or the progressive left at large condemning Gosnell. you swept that story under the rug at warp speed

  23. Scoop Johnson - LGF '01 to '08 was an honest mistake says:

    Tsarnaev found guilty of Boston Marathon bombing. Not surprising. We here at LGF News Corp called it dead on from the start.

    Tsarnaev brothers conservative right wingers? Check.
    GUNZ NUTZ? Check.

    There was a rumor they were Islamic but that’s not possible, since people who blow up and murder other people can’t possibly be Muslims. I know ‘cuz the Preezydunce and Effing Kerry said so.

    – Scoop Johnson – ace reporter for LGF Daily Disher.


    • Octopus says:

      They were inspired by the Tea Party, of course. Boston Tea Party, Boston Marathon sneak-attack on kids and families — it’s obviously the same. The “T” is silent in “Tsaernev,” and the tea is silent, at the bottom of the harbor.

    • doppel milyo says:

      blow off his legs with low velocity explosives. make it messy. pack the wounds in pig feces.
      toss him off the green monster at the 7th inning stretch. let the sox fans deal with him

      • Abu bah bah bahhhh says:

        During Sweet Caroline? Or is that the 8th?
        I fail to see why drunk Red Sox fans bother. Crappy song.

  24. Octopus says:

    Lolwut derpa-derp. Just stahp, Chunky. Your mind is gone.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, and Prezdint Can’t Tell the Truth today said Climate Change is “personal” because one of his daughters developed asthma. Pathetic. Maybe she got asthma cuz Daddy smoked a couple of packs of cigarettes a day.

      But you keep riding that Climate Change train, Dumbo. It’s 55 degress in San Francisco today. In EFFING APRIL!!!!

  25. Octopus says:

    Time for a “WA-A-A-A-AY Too Early Impression,” of the 2015 Tigers.

    I’m impressed. 🙂

    Granted, it’s the sorry Twins they’re beating up on again, but I like what I’m seeing from everyone so far. Everyone can hit, and everyone can field their position. The pitching has been superb. Again, it’s the Twins. Let’s see what happens with the Indians this weekend.

    Verlander on the 15-day DL, with a sore triceps. Will miss at least one start.

    • doppel milyo says:

      nathan is out too. But I like Soria better anyway

      PLEASE stay healthy boys. this lineup is something special.

      • Octopus says:

        Soria looks sharp. Angel Nesbit and Krol also did their bit. Suddenly, the bullpen looks a little less dumpster-fire-y.

  26. windbag says:

    No surprise, but those idiots demonstrate their vulgar ignorance of history once again. Public schools sprung up when the local parents got together and hired a school teacher to instruct their kids, so that they had time to do other stuff…like build businesses, create jobs and wealth, invent cool stuff to make life easier and more comfortable, and all the other advantages of a free market, capitalist society.

    The federal government, ever meddlesome, has shoved its nose into the education system to the point that it is no longer local. Of course, those commies love centralized planning, despite the fact that it doesn’t work. Their goal is control, not efficiency. Anyone bemoaning the loss of personal freedom or the decline of the education system must be ridiculed and silenced.


  27. OLT's Because RIGHTS, etc. says:

    • OLT's Because RIGHTS, etc. says:

      For the record, the reply is “ISIS (Daesh) has been actively supported by the policies of the Left”.

      Own it, buddy.

    • homme skhooled pineapple says:

      So Goos, why is it that LGF never features the brutality of ISIS in the blog or in the pages?

      Fuckface has disparaged iSIS only when he can draw a parallel to the Christian right.

      Well we know why ISIS is never mentioned there, it’s that pesky connection with radical ISLAM, but that’s OK since the groovy president won’t mention the radical “I” word either.

      The other reason is to keep Furious Burka from getting upset.

      She’ll voice her displeasure and everyone will up-ding the shit out of her and she’ll leave pissed.

      Why does she always angrily defend radical ISLAM? What’s wrong with her?

  28. homme skhooled pineapple says:

    Current thread title over at LGF……..

    “Rand Paul Refuses to Spell Out Abortion Ban Exceptions, Snaps at Interviewer”

    I watched the video, Rand never “snaps” at anyone. Fuckface is lying to his gullible followers again. Of course as always, they lap it up.

    Rand gave an appropriate response to a very tough question. LGF can’t accept that response, hence he’s a woman hater.

    • doppel milyo says:

      Ask Debbie Wasserman Bigmouth to differentiate what Kermit Gosnell did from what is actually legal?

      he was brilliant today.
      Ask her to explain if it;s OK to kill a 7 pound baby in the uterus

      I like his spunk
      and he’s 100000 times smarter than the entire progressive left, including affirmative action teleprompter boy

      • homme skhooled pineapple says:

        22 Charles Johnson
        Apr 8, 2015 6:00:44pm


        “He says Debbie Wasserman-Schultz does support “killing a 7-pound baby” – that is NOT what she said. She said it’s not government’s business at all, that it should be decided by women and their doctors.

        The Republican Party absolutely disgusts me at this point. These people are rotten to the core.”

        It’s so funny when Blubberman gets all agitated and melodramatic.

    • trebob says:

      Charles is lying again. Wasserman was asked if she supported abortion of a 7 pound baby just because it was still in the uterus and she responded that she favored no government restrictions on abortion, period.

      Now in the real world her statement would be admission that she would support aborting a 7 pound baby. Even in the freaky, weird LGF world her not specifically denying the question would be tacit support.

  29. kbdabear says:

    Update from Mandy Nagy’s mom, her recovery is not progressing much, and if you have a few bucks, kick in to her GoFundMe page to help her mom with her care.


    I suppose if Fatass sees this he’ll be the usual scumbag that he is and tweet that Mandy is lying about her condition to “scam wingnuts into giving her money”

    • Octopus says:

      That is such a terrible thing, for both Mandy and her aging mother. I donated to the cause. I hope the conservative blogosphere gets behind that fund, and socks some real money away, because they’re going to need it.

  30. ISTE on a stupid little phone says:

    I had nice internet chats with Calo and I really liked him. We exchanged emails and I got along great with him..

    Warning…. Calo emailed me and said “I want a real man in my life”

    That is what I want too..

    I met him and we held hands,, but….

    I think he is really a girl.

    • Octopus says:

      Maybe if you had an Iphone? I don’t know, Gus thought his lack of one contributed to his marriage’s demise. I tend to think there were more important factors. And fractions.

      Good luck.

  31. Scoop Johnson - Ace reporter, chief editor, political pundit, news nose - LGF News Inc. says:

    Somebody needs to let the idiots at Breitbart “News” know there IS NO Iran deal yet. Good grief. These people. http://t.co/CGrAPyCmgv
    1 hour ago

    Oh man! What total idiots! It’s not a deal! It’s an HISTORIC FRAMEWORK TO a deal. Duh!!! Until there’s a deal it should be assumed that it’s AWSOME because it’s something the Preezydunce did!!!! Any speculation or “reporting” LOL! at Breitfart Snooze might have done is just racist hate speak talk.


    Anyways I was doing the breaking news milyo LOOOONG before Breitfart. I tried to help him but then I realized he was a racist and I just can’t even.

    — Scoops Johnson – Lead anchor, LGF Nightly News

  32. JimboXL says:

    He is disgusted with the people who oppose murdering unborn babies, not the people that support killing unborn babies. Oh boy!

  33. Scoop Johnson - Ace reporter, chief editor, political pundit, news nose - LGF News Inc. says:


  34. OLT's Mr. Mackey's Ghost Of Your Mother Or Something says:

    I don’t like Rand Paul much, but what he did with Ms. Gotcha!’s little “question” is EXACTLY what the spineless Repubs have been needing to do for the last zillion years.

    • OLT's Mr. Mackey's Ghost Of Your Mother Or Something says:

      To wit: The MSM is not the enemy, but they are the prosecuting attorney for the enemy. Make them work for their stupid sound bite. It’s not difficult. You can tell what they want; all you do is don’t give it to them.

  35. trebob says: