Charles freaks out over Glenn and Glenn!

Besides his obsession with his insane namesake, Charles goes after Glenn Greenwald. 6 years ago, Glenn Beck was the main threat to humanity according to Charles.  Glenn Beck announced his plans to interview Glenn Greenwald. This news caused Charles to freak out on Twitter.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 2, 2015

As bad as Bill O’Reilly is, Glenn Beck is several orders of magnitude crazier. — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 2, 2015



Jumping in Charles Johnson’s timeline, LGF’s resident Gypsy chimes in.

Charles and Gus really need to get a hobby.

243 Comments on “Charles freaks out over Glenn and Glenn!”

  1. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry – short answer: You are a stupid, jealous Queen.

    Roll around in it you pig.


  2. Bunk X says:

  3. Bunk X says:

    Of the 10 people behind #StopRush, I bet I can name four of them.
    “All roads lead to Jazzy.” – Andrew Breitbart

  4. ISpeakJive says:

    But wait! There’s more….

  5. Pakimon says:

    Poor Chunky.

    The jealousy and peevishness is consuming him. 😆

  6. the blobfish says:

    • Charles who? says:

    • OLT's Because RIGHTS, etc. says:

      Mona can stuff the rote “wingnut Islamophobe” Leftist loser trip up her Tweethole. Doesn’t she know Stalker Charles was “misled”? Why won’t she welcome him back into the moonbat fold as a lost sheeple found?

      I hope she enjoys being stalked and #brasnapped, because it’s coming. Hell hath no fury like a creepy aging stalker and his army of twelve unemployed leech flying monkeys.

      Unless Charles has gone totally Glenn and doesn’t “like” girls any more.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      It’s no insult to be called a wingnut by crazy Mona, anything but. But Chunky will take it as a slap in the face, and that’s why it’s so enjoyable!

  7. Juan Epstein says:

    Nobody operates a site more like the Scientologists than Yoghazi.

    He clearly sees the similarities. That’s why he’s comparing others to them.

    And he doesn’t read here.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Another day & Fatso is still a peevish, lying a-hole.

  9. Octopus says:

    Saw this book on Amazon immediately thought of Fatass’s peevish obsession with Andrew. 😆

  10. OLT's Because RIGHTS, etc. says:

    The Pizzaversy is owned by the Left. That’s why they are so upset.

    (NB: It looks more and more like the story was ginned up by the local “news” and is NOT a fake as some are claiming)

    If the story is real (i.e., the Gaystapo kicked into full Alinsky mode on these people), then the Left has only themselves to blame for the backfire.

    If the story is false (i.e., the owner lied so as to get lots of donations from bigots on false pretenses), then the Left ALSO only has themselves to blame for her success. The Left is 100% responsible for the ridiculous, howling pack mentality on the ‘net and social media – the fact that a sword cuts both ways never seems to have dawned on SJWs.

    That is what we used to call piss-poor preparation. Children, when you take up a weapon to use against your fellow, you need to be aware of the damage you can do to yourself. That is all.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Yeah, the left are calling them “grifters” and what not. They were sought out by the news station canvassing businesses to see if anyone wouldn’t serve a gay wedding and they found one. The pizza people didn’t ask for any of this.

      I don’t know how the whole fund raising thing could be pre-planned. It’s just one of those things that takes on a life of it’s own.

  11. Octopus says:


  12. trebob says:

    This is mainly for Ocky or Paki, but can be enjoyed by all, even your Rightymouse. Easter is a time for all of us to reflect on what is important in our lives and how we can benefit mankind in the coming seasons. With that in mind, I post this short video to help keep us in the correct mindset for this ever-so-important holiday.

  13. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    Wow. I read this and my teeny beady eyed little head on my giant fat body nearly popped.

    A black man can’t be a bigot. But sexism is bigotry. But Islam is sexist. Which is critical of Islam which is racism. But oppressing black women is sexist and racist bigotry. But a black man can’t be a bigot. Oh forget it!

    The GOP are racists!! Babycakes! Glenns! PAM!!

    There, that’s better.
    – Chunkles McFlabster, Chief Banmeister, LGF Inc.

  14. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    Our fine Preezydunce Obungle has certainly made Putin jumpy! He’s like a deranged Republican Christian gunz owner waving his semi-auto around and threatening black people:

    Ha! I still laugh at this word salad from brainless Drunken Brawl Palin:

    ““After the Russian Army invaded the nation of Georgia, Senator Obama’s reaction was one of indecision and moral equivalence, the kind of response that would only encourage Russia’s Putin to invade Ukraine next,” Palin told Foreign Policy in 2008, “

    She can see Russia from her house!

    Chunky Mcsmartypants Johnson – There can be only one owner of LGF and it is I.

  15. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    Poory Gussy is on day two of being all woo-wooed over the pizzaria. They were supposed to get burned down for refusing all those gay people any pizzas at their weddings. Not get showered with giant piles of money and publicity! And all while Gus eats pot-pies and has to downgrade to a flop house with no TV. Gus should be famous and rich. Not those pizza makers.

  16. Minnow says:

    Barry – the overweight, uneducated, psychotic know-it-all non-entity!

    What more can be said!?


  17. rightymouse says:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! What a cry-baby.

  18. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    If you can’t pronounce “nuclear” correctly, you should be banned from expressing an opinion on the Iran deal.
    57 minutes ago


    • rightymouse says:

      And if a person doesn’t know how many states we have, he shouldn’t be President.

      • no pineapple on this wedding pizza says:

        And if a person can’t say “corpsmen” right, he shouldn’t be Commander in Chief.

  19. Octopus says:

    Run out of TP in the new Garage Mahal you’re squatting in? Hey, there’s some oily rags in the corner. Yeah, where you throw your cigarette butts. Help yourself.

  20. doppel milyo says:

    I would say 10 years ago Glenn Greenwald, Glenn Beck and Charles ” Icarus” Johnson were on equal footang

    fast foward
    Charles — an obese joke with a pony tail. Bragging on being followed on twitter by NANCY SINATRA and bragging about a fucking Will Wheaton retweet. He’s best Friends with garage
    bum Gus

    The two Glenns
    Multi millionares with media empires

    No wonder Charles is a bit pissy

  21. Octopus says:

    We aim to please, Mr. Cheese. 😆

    • trebob says:

      Really Charles? Don’t you say that every week? Has there been a week without teh bad craziness from teh GOP?

      • Octopus says:

        Everyone who is slightly to the right of, say, Ed Schulz or Michelle Obama, is “insane bad crazy OMG!!1!” Chunky is not very good at nuance and rational discussion of the issues. He is very good at eating and storing excess calories, however.

  22. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Do I need to repost my Brevik/LGF essay here?

  23. Octopus says:

    It was literally nothing. The cops knew it was a false alarm. 😆

  24. Captain Death says:

    Hey Charles call Alan Colmes up, maybe he will interview you again.

  25. stabby says:

    Uhm, they both agree that all politicians are “the same” because one is a far right nutcase and the other is a far left nutcase.

    And one is a self-aggrandizing paranoid fake journalist … and the other is similar but actually writes and managed to release one important story.

  26. Minnow says:

    Little Barry is in quite the tizzy tonight over the Glenfiddich/Glenlivet interview.

    Your jealousy, Barry, is really quite amusing.

    You poured more heart and soul into tearing each of them a new asshole than you have in the last 3-months on any other “piece”.

    Why is Barry always such a negative Nancy?


  27. Octopus says:

    Ever wonder if Chunky’s devotion to Apple helped fuel his Moronic Conversion? I mean, it’s really quite something, the way proggies worship all things Apple while despising the far-more-proletarian Wal-Mart. Look at the comparison between worker-makeups of the two corporations. It’s almost shocking. 😉

  28. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Next year in Jerusalem.

    The guest just left. A load of dishes are running in the dishwasher.

    Good to see some people we only see once a year. Everyone was sated.

    Happy Passover all.

  29. Bunk X says:


    Buy a subscription to LGF to block ads! Order stinky toys from my Amazon store! Check out the Thai Girlboys in the sidebar!

    • Octopus says:

      The jealousy burns like dragon fire.

      • glen-garry glen pineapple says:

        Yea no kidding, add to that Ginger has him fuming tonight.

        Why he keeps hate tweeting him makes no sense, Ginger doesn’t see his tweets.

      • Bunk X says:

        Memories Pizza is the Barbara Streisand Effect in action. Charles is reduced to claiming that their pizza sucks, meaning that gays demand crappy pizza for their wedding receptions. LMAO

      • glen-garry glen pineapple says:

        Fuckface knows how bad Memories’ pizza is because he read hundreds of negative reviews that oddly showed up on their Yelp page in the last few days.

      • Pakimon says:

        Chunkles should have his own “gofundme” account.

        He works that “persecuted by wingnut psycho stalkers” angle like a boss</strike sniveling dickhead.

        People that have read his blog report that it totally sucks.

        Fake persecution might pay better than crappy blogging and tweeting as well!

        Now if only Gus would get off Twittewr long enough to set it up… 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        Making typos fill Pakimog with rage!

        Pakimog mad! Pakimog smash! Pakimog get revenge on world!!!


    • Minnow says:

      This is so funny!! I love to watch Bitter Barry suffer to no end!!

      Yes, Barry, the Christians are such evil doers and horrid (rich) people.

      Say, do you have enough for the beer run tomorrow!?


      Maybe – if you ever found that you believed in something – anything, besides your self, you might find that your life would change and good things would start happening to you.

      Nahhhhhhh. – forget it fatty.

  30. JimboXL says:

    The progressive pigs all squealing in high pitched tones about intolerance can’t even bear to allow a single dissenting opinion on Twitter or their blogs. I wouldn’t force them too cater to them either if they don’t want them, I just wouldn’t visit, what a concept!

  31. Bunk X says:

  32. Pakimon says:

    The gofundme account is now closed with a grand total of $842,592 raised.

    An outstanding effort by Dana Loesch and The Blaze to thwart and stymie the howling moonbat mob and The Gay Gestapo.

    All that’s left for the moonbats to do is snivel and bleat about “bigots”.

    The best part is watching The Ponytailed Twitterblob wallow in his own stew of massive, stinging butthurt and chronic peevishness.

    Also note that Chunkles is so stupid and clueless, he’s still running with the “Christian Persecution to Scam Money From the Bigoted Rubes” meme when a quick web search would reveal that Dana Loesch was the one who started that gofundme account.

    Not only does this make him look like an imbecile, he missed out on a brasnapping opportunity.

    When he finally realizes it, expect his peevishness to increase even further. (if that’s possible) 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog celebrate gofundme victory by posting picture of giant pizza girl!

      • Octopus says:

        Pizza for breakfast…YUM! Breakfast of champions, served up by a referee. Great start to a big day of sports, as Sparty battles Evil Duke in the Final Four, and the Red Wings attempt to squeeze (limp) into the playoffs. Need a couple more wins, men. Suck it up.

    • just poop says:

      any gofundme account to benefit some liberal cause wouldn’t collect 20 bucks because theyre all a bunch of fuckin CHEAPSKATES who expect others to GOFUNDTHEM not the other way around

      go ahead liberal pukes. keep poking the sleeping giant

    • Bunk X says:

      Funny how leftists can’t say “Congratulations on your success fighting unwarranted vicious bigotry!”

  33. Octopus says:

    Oh, what a beautiful morning! 🙂

  34. Octopus says:

    Today, Wolverine Nation crosses over the Great Divide to support their normally-bitter in-state rival. Go, Spartans!

  35. Octopus says:

    She’s ready for the all-day Tailgate Party! 🙂 That’s the way to show your school spirit, girl. 🙂

  36. Octopus says:

    Give this girl a hand! YAY!

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m hoping for a Michigan State vs. Wisconsin Championship game.

      Meanwhile, Pakimog stockpiling rocks to chuck at hairy, bulgy, super viagra, speedo men counterattack by rightymouse… 😆

      • rightymouse says:


      • Octopus says:

        MSU vs. Wisconsin would be so awesome — they had a fantastic battle in the B1G title game. Rematch!

        Plus, it would irk all the so-called experts who are CERTAIN it’s going to be Kentucky and Duke in the championship. Eff those guys! 😆

    • Impressed says:

      I like the way the guy cares for her safety. If she fell from that height she could get a nasty bruise.

      His thumb up her butt gives her much greater stability.

      Very impressive…

      • Octopus says:

        It’s even safer. You can see, if you look very closely, he’s using the thumb-and-forefinger grip. Very secure. OSHA-approved.

  37. Octopus says:

    I think this is the Wolverine you want, ‘Mouse…

  38. Octopus says:

    They were sending this tragic story around on Facebook today, calling it a case of “unreported military rape,” part of the larger culture of rape. Except, there’s absolutely no evidence Jamie was raped, but plenty of evidence she had substance abuse problems, and a recent bad breakup.

    Either way it’s terrible, but again we see people making false accusations that put real rape-victims stories in doubt. That’s tragic, too.

    • rightymouse says:

      Assault is no joke. Most women would scream bloody murder – not ‘suffer in silence’ & kill themselves. Something else was going on. That’s my bet.

    • Bunk X says:

      Decades ago one of my buddies introduced me to his girlfriend (“Wuzzy”) at a house party. She walked up to me with a big grin, grabbed my crotch, and said, “Pleased to meet you.”
      Sexual assault? For sure, but so what?

      • Octopus says:

        Just last year, a similar come-on rocked my mental world, at a large party hosted by an extended-family member. She didn’t grab me, but she told me what she wanted me to do to her, and how she would reciprocate, all in about ten seconds. I was so uncool…I just laughed and got the hell out of there. Kids, this is how you stay married for 30+ years!

        The crappy part is, you keep thinking about what might have happened, and how short is life, and all that stuff. But then you think, “What if I was a total failure at life, like Chunky or Gus?” 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        I was still single after they got married. Two of us were very relieved to see that the child had blond hair and blue eyes, and I backed away slowly…

  39. rightymouse says:

    It’s April 4 and it’s 33 degrees outside. Where is the Gorebull Warmening?????

    • glen-garry glen pineapple says:

      April 4 and it’s 33 degrees?

      See? That right there is Gorebull Warmening or something,

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Without Gorebull warming you’d be freezing your butt off at 32.2 degrees. See? Thank Al for the extra “warmth”. LOL

    • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

      Same here in N. Kentucky. Did a double take when I checked the temp this morning at 11:30am. 34 deg. It’s a Climate Crisis! Winter will go away as we know it but Springs are gonna be a bitch.

    • rightymouse says:

      There was a dusting of SNEAUX on the ground this morning fir cripe’s sake!!!

  40. rightymouse says:

    Et Tu, Fatso?

    • Octopus says:

      The “Path To Self-Knowledge” is a painful one, but Chunky keeps bumbling along, one pratfall after another. 😆

      Gus, too, is coming to grips with some new things about himself. Be safe, Gus! 🙂

      • glen-garry glen pineapple says:

        8 Kragar Apr 3, 2015 2:45:29pm


        “I’m going to be totally honest here.
        No one had to force me to enjoy oral or anal sex because they’re both awesome.”


        Kragar PROUD TO BE KAFIR is becoming self aware also, and wants to share it with the world.

        Quite an online legacy he’s leaving for his kids here.

      • rightymouse says:

        Kragar is a strange one. WHY would ANYONE talk about crap like this except to get approval? Ugh!

      • just poop says:

        When it comes to Anal, Kragar is a catcher

      • Octopus says:

        “Gaybar, used to be Gary.” Hey, I don’t judge. You need your prostate massaged by your buddy, that’s your business. I’ll even sell you a wedding cake, in the shape of whatever. With short-and-curlies, in the form of chocolate sprinkles.

      • Bunk X says:

        “Gay homophobic men should continue seeing themselves, and fantasizing about gay sex is a weird habit.” –Gusano_802

        Yep. That’s the first thought that crosses my mind at 9:16AM Saturday morning.

  41. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    See how I bash Babycakes Johnson for being disloyal and doing reports about wingnut’s misdeeds? You have to understand that now that I’m a Progturd I can’t be trusted to report anything truthfully. But I can be relied upon to pass on any and all left wing lies and untrutful memes that support the Progturd narrative like clockwork. I take great pride in that.

    Who’s your blog Daddy, moonbats? Chunky McFarts Johnson, that’s who.

  42. stabby says:

    You have to admit that’s the most mockable statement since “It depends what the definitions of ‘is’is”

    • Octopus says:

      Nobody here needs your anti-Ginger jihad directly, Stabby-Chunks. We pick and choose our own bits, and they’re much better than this one. You go back to your artisanal cheese/tuna sandwich. 😆

    • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

      Thank you Stabby. We must always mock Babycakes because the narrative is that he is a Nazi and a racist and a stalker. I cut and paste only the highest quality memes and propaganda. To compare me to an actual writer and journalist who hasn’t completely flip-flopped on everything and pretended he didn’t is an insult to a high functioning Progturd operative like myself. In a gesture of solidarity with other Progturd asswipe liars, I’ve decided to be super nice and let you come back to LGF and tell everyone in the comments that the only way to stop the popups is by paying me $79.99 a year. If you do that I won’t ban you again. Unless you step out of line again by speaking some kind of truth thingy.

      Chunko Hugez, CEO, CFO, CIO, COO LGF Enterprises LTD, OMG, WTF, KMA, SMD. There can only be me and I run the whole show. So there.

    • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

      Exactly Stabby. Because everyone knows it’s a total lie that the Fed’s been printing money for years. And if they ever raised interest rates to say a nice savings rate for senior savers of say 4% they would be losing like $50 bil a year on their own debt interest expense. Only fools think we’re heading into a recession and the Fed, after painting themselves into a corner are firing blanks with their moron Keynesian “tool kit” (lol!) Let’s all mock Babycakes because we’re so smart and he’s a dummy!!

    • just poop says:

      stabby , who usually prefaces each topic with “well I really didnt have time to research this issue but my mind is made up” , should be listened to at all times!

    • Bunk X says:

      1. No FDIC on Bitcoin. Go for it.
      2. Charles C. Johnson is a moby.
      3. (CFJ) x (CCJ) = (#Rumpswab)^2

  43. rightymouse says:

    Seen on re: the pizza fiasco:

    “To: ProtectOurFreedom
    If I owned a business I would have a sign on the cash register.

    “All proceeds resulting from catering to same sex events shall be donated in full to the Ted Cruz presidential campaign.”

    5 posted on 4/4/2015, 12:38:15 PM by cripplecreek (“For by wise guidance you can wage your war”)”

    I’m rolling! Brilliant!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!

  44. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    See how in I am with the commies? It’s gonna be awsome when they pay me a check to cut and paste lies unquestioningly for them. Except maybe they do already as far as you know. I’m really proud of being an anti-Capitalist commie scumbag. So hit the tip jar!! It’s called Moonbat Welfare and it’s what makes the Interwebz go round! Let’s make me a big victim of the right so I can get a big pile of money too. Because I have like real convictions. About wanting money that is. Er and being a commie too. I’m a real commie doncha know. So hit the tip jar. Aw crap

  45. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    Henry Ford developed the assembly line so he could drive to the neighborhood adult book store faster. 2 hours ago

    See how bashing Henry Ford is so cool? They have a charity foundation or something but it probably sucks.

  46. glen-garry glen pineapple says:

    Sergey is schooling some of the self loathing assholes over there on racism.

    Sergey is absolutely right.

    Great job Mad Russian.

  47. Bunk X says:

    100 Charles Johnson Apr 4, 2015 1:16:19pm


    Charles was referring to this tweeted image:

    That’s Liliana Orsi, a 22 year old Italian model from Rome in 1951, holding a photo of the 1946 Crossroads Baker underwater test explosion. So what?

  48. ISpeakJive says:

    Chunkybutt is stepping in the shit tonight. He’s an expert on God now. Oy.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He’s trying to assert that “rights” are invented by man. He needs to read up on Natural Rights.

      Human beings have basic rights as inhabitants of this planet. We have as much right to air, water, food and reproduction as any other creature on the planet.

      Jefferson called these “inalienable.” They were not granted by man, nor can they be taken away by man. Period.

      “A free people [claim] their rights as derived from the laws of nature, and not as the gift of their chief magistrate.” –Thomas Jefferson: Rights of British America, 1774.

      OY X 1000.

    • Abu oyliM says:

      “Rights” do not come from God? Man invented the concept of rights?

      What a fucking mess our Charles is, but we already knew. His dismissal of God shows what mental disorder liberals share: they believe themselves to be little do-gooder gods who help us in flyover states. As if.

    • Arachne says:

      What a stupid comment. Remember, dumbo, if GOVERNMENT gives you your rights, GOVERNMENT can take them away.

  49. Minnow says:

    Well, Barry…. you’re doing us proud over here. Proving once again just how big of an idiot you really are.

    No – really, go ahead…. sniff disdainfully, look in the smudged mirror at yourself there next to the computer and tell yourself how edgy and hip you are. There you go, flip the pony once or twice. Turn up the Steely Dan a little.That a boy…..

    Unfortunately for you, your psychotic gibberish is now posted on the internet in front of God and everybody.


    You fucking idiot.

  50. Minnow says:

    I typed in (after the Steely Dan comment above) “That a boy.”

    Why does this system always screw up my posts?

    • Octopus says:

      Does Chunky’s Amazon store sell the “Steely Dan” model of dildo/butt-plug? I know he was trying to get that concession, last I heard. He promised to post 200 #nowplaying’s of crappy Steely Dan tunes, in exchange.

  51. Octopus says:

    The lyric just popped into my head, while pondering the vast expanse of dumbth bestowed on us, his faithful mockers, by one jazzy ponytailed hippopotenuse:

    *not the worst Steely Dan song, if you’re in the mood for something smooth-jazzy. 😉

    • Arachne says:

      Oddly, my two favorite Steely Dan songs right now aren’t Steely Dan but Don Fagan’s solo albums – “I.G.Y” and “Morph the Cat.”

  52. Minnow says:

    Here is a song dedicated to the ceaseless, mindless drivel that seeps out of Little Green Footballs and into the internet…. always the same…. round and round and round….

  53. Bunk X says:

    First this:

    and then:

    • Bunk X says:

      Typical Charles. Gets trapped in an argument then redefines words.

      • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

        That’s because I’m never ever, ever wrong. I’m just often misled which makes me mispeak and mislie and misblog and misTweet.

        Chas McBogus Jhonson – Chief Executive Orificer, LGF Indumbtries

    • Pakimon says:

      After that Twitter exchange, Chunky begins his usual butthurt sniveling. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      “The concept of ‘God’ is absolutely tied to ‘religion’. It’s absurd to suggest they’re somehow separate. ”

      What an imbecilic thing to say, even for McDumbth. 😆

  54. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog want to wish all his stalker pals a Happy Easter!

  55. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog want to wish all his stalkerette pals a Happy Easter as well! 😀

  56. rightymouse says:

    Potstickers made. Check
    Shrimp in garlic & red curry sauce done. Check
    Cheese platter made. Check

    • Pakimon says:

      I was going to make a joke about you making potstickers shaped and colored like Easter eggs but I passed.

      Oh well… another missed opportunity for fun.:grin:

  57. Octopus says:

    Happy “American Easter,” as my Greek relatives call it. When it lands on a different Sunday, as it usually does. Our Orthodox Easter is next week, which is nice, because all the Easter candy is half-off now. 🙂

    Next Sunday, my brother-in-law will be doing the traditional backyard lamb-on-a-spit roast. We stand around and watch it turn, drink wine, and then gorge on all the Greek delicacies. You’re supposed to go to church first, but we’ve kind of gotten out of the habit. We’ve gone and separated the concept of God from religion, which is akin to solving nuclear fusion, according to Chunky The Religious Skolar.

    • rightymouse says:

      The friends we’re seeing today are Russian Orthodox. She is my BFF. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        The Russian Orthodox are our religious allies. We can even take Communion in their church, or partake in any of the sacraments.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m spending my Easter afternoon watching the Flyers battle the Penguins.

      After that, the ham goes into the oven and it should be ready by the time The Ten Commandments comes on ABC.

      Nothing like eating good spiral ham while watching Charlton Heston smite Pharaoh with God’s wrath in Technicolor. :mrgreen:

      First things first though… I’m hoping the Flyers smite the Penguins. 😀

      • Octopus says:

        I’m rooting for your guys, too. Hate the Pens! Up 2-1 halfway through third.
        Hurt Crosby! 😈

      • Abu Easter says:

        Your Flyers came through. Now Octo’s Wings and my Hawks have games in a few hours. That Eastern Conference is wild. Go Wings! And I’m hoping my Hawks whip the Blues.

        Plus my Cubs open the season tonight. Woo-hoo!

  58. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    Happy Easter! I sang at 5 masses in the last 8 days. And boy are my pipes tired! Badump, or something. Seriously Palm Sunday, Holy Thursday, Friday Stations of the Cross, Saturday Easter Vigil and finally Easter Mass this morning. And a friend of ours plays organ for another church where he doesn’t have a full time choir so we (me, wife, twins) went helped out on the stations thru this last month. I didn’t do them all but I did two. So that’s three stations of the cross this last month. That oughta count for something if there’s something after this life for this old heathen. Plus I got free pizza for helping with the stations. A local place (Gramma’s)that has a $20 bucks for two large pizzas deal. With softt drinks it cost him like $30 bucks. So I left the tip of $20 bucks. (I didn’t ask if they do gay weddings.) He’s a young guy with wife and little ones. He works like three jobs at churches and schools. Great guy and super nerd for liturgical music so he and my wife go back and forth on all that. You meet some great people when you hang around churches.

  59. Pakimon says:

    Flyers clinging to a one goal lead in the 3rd!

    Better post an ice girl for luck to hold them through! 😀

    • Octopus says:

      Just the right amount of bellyfat on Philly Girl. You posted just in time, to keep the last Pens-rally from tying it up.

      • Pakimon says:

        Nothing like a good ol’ fashioned “girl next door” type to bring out that positive Karma! 😀

  60. Pakimon says:

    Holy crap! The Penguins are blasting Mason with multiple shots on goal and he’s weathering the onslaught… so far.

    Lot’s of jumping up and down and shouted expletives in “Casa de la Pakimon”! 😆

    • Pakimon says:


    • Pakimon says:

      HA! SCORE!

      3 – 1 Flyers with just over 4 minutes left!


      • Pakimon says:

        HA! Score again with 9.3 seconds left!

        Even though the Flyers missed the playoffs, it was good to see them play tough anyway instead of mailing it in.

        Now to hope for a Red Wings/ Blackhawks Stanley Cup battle!

        It’ll make for fun and interesting threads in the next month! 😀

      • Octopus says:

        Nice win, Pak. Nice little streak you guys have going against Pittsburgh, too. Bet Crysby is peevish about it. 😆

        As for the Wings, they’re not ready to contend for the Cup. Too much inconsistency, and now the injuries are piling up again. Datsyuk is playing hurt, when he plays. Think it’s his knee again. Our goalies are both playing bi-polar games, one up and one down for the count. Our defense is sketchy, and doesn’t score at all.

        On the other hand, it looks good for them to get into the playoffs and keep that streak alive, at 24 straight seasons. It’s been a fantastic run. I feel like we need another year of seasoning the kids, and the addition of a strong forward and a top-pair d-man to be a real threat. Health is always critical. Maybe next year?

      • Pakimon says:

        Don’t lose faith now, Octo!

        Go with “the Red Wings are just throwing up a smokescreen to confuse potential adversaries they may face in the playoffs” mode.

        Trust me.. If the Red Wings win their first playoff series, it’ll just get easier! :mrgreen:

        Sidenote: I’ll be rooting around the depths of the interweb for Detroit Red Wings “ice girl’ photos to keep that positive karma flowing!

  61. glen-garry glen pineapple says:

    Shorter tweet…..

    “Oh whaaaa stop picking on me!”

    Some guy on twitter hammered on him yesterday, Jabba the Chunk ran away like usual.
    His inner homophobia came out in some tweets yesterday apparently also. Now he is trying to laugh it off.

    Oh and……

    Sergey became a douchebag again and put on his knee pads back on for blubberman.

    • Pakimon says:

      “Lathered up” is fat ponytailed bloggerspeak for “laughing and mocking me”. 😆

      As far as Sergey goes, he has and always will be an insipid and obsessive Stalin apologist and rotund ponytailed blogger fellatist.

      And a pseudo-intellectual dildo. 😆

    • just poop says:

      that’s what happens when you’re an asshole, Charles

  62. Pakimon says:

    I’d be remiss if i didn’t post an obligatory Blackhawks ice girl good luck post for abu after giving Octo the Red Wings pep talk! :mrgreen:

  63. Octopus says:

    Wings and Caps playing a ferocious game of hockey today — Caps lead 2-1 after two. Wings blew a 5-on-3 opportunity to tie at the end of the second. Frustration. 😡

    • rightymouse says:

      What the heck is she carrying? A dead octopus??

      • Octopus says:

        Yes. They throw them on the ice here, to celebrate momentous occasions in hockey games. It’s a whole thing, and hence my name, maintained through decades of fighting with trolls on hockey forums. 😆

      • rightymouse says:


  64. Minnow says:

    I see that Barry got his ass handed to him last night. Always a positive thing.

    And, I see how Barry responded: sniffed arrogantly, coughed up a few stink bombs…. then (in a fit of extreme manliness) blocked the perp.

    The continuity in the Universe continues.


  65. Minnow says:

    the lying Left and the A-Holes at the Rolling Stone…..

  66. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    Anyone want to bet that @ChuckCJohnson is feverishly bashing out an “I WIN! WORSHIP ME!” post for his crappy blog right now?
    23 minutes ago

    Remember how I, Hugo Chunkez complained bitterly about Babycakes “outing” a rape victim? And Tweeted and tweeted about how he just hates raped women and likes rapists or something? When he was really trying to get to the truth of the accusations? And now it turns out he was right because Rolling Stone just retracted the story altogether. Because there was no party at that frat house on that night. And the chick is whacko and the journalist for RS is an inept libtard, knew it was a lie and now says she’ll apologize.

    Isn’t it funny how I call Babycakes a liar but called Erdley’s moron hit piece smearing UVA and the men of their Phi Kappa Psi chapter with 0 facts good journalism? Yes I sure am a piece of shit fucker.

  67. Abu bin Sob says:

    A public thanks to Paki & Octo for their hockey support. Alas, my Hawks failed to put St. Louis on their heels by losing at home. Oy.

    • Octopus says:

      We had a tough pill to swallow too, Abu. Hate that, on an otherwise beautiful Sunday afternoon.

  68. kbdabear says:

    Submitted for your fapping, I’ve posted my Baseball predictions in the form of Elbows for each team.

    • Pakimon says:

      One does not simply “fap” at the Diary of Daedalus.

      Instead, one simply admires the tawny tones, subtle curves and angular beauty of one of God’s creations combined with America’s pastime.

      *sniff It’s enough to to make one’s heart swell with patriotic pride and bring a tear to one’s eye. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      Very professional way to post the predictions, I must say. Bravo! 🙂

      Not thrilled with my team ending up in third place, though. It’s a reasonable prediction, but I have higher hopes.

      • Pakimon says:

        My team was placed 5th. Also a reasonable prediction but I’m choosing to ignore reality and dream of a post-season run.

        I’m going with “The Phillies are just throwing up a smokescreen of ineptitude and lack of talent to confuse their opponents” routine.

        At least until the end of April when cold hard reality smacks me in the face. 😆

  69. HaikuMan says:

  70. rightymouse says:

    I can’t even….

    • Arachne says:

      Suuuuure he is, loser. You don’t retweet stupid.

    • Pakimon says:

      It’s driving Chunkles berserk that The Ginger Chuck is completely ignoring him. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        There’s a passage in John Steinbeck’s “The Winter of Our Discontent” that sums it up perfectly (some paraphrasing):

        “Ellen was eyeing me warily. She knew she had lashed out and was expecting revenge. Very well, my girl, I will revenge myself in the cruelest way possible – I shall ignore it.”

  71. Arachne says:

    I see Kentucky lost over the weekend. The Obama final-four curse continues……

  72. Bunk X says:

    A little birdy told me that there’s a new thread in the DoD oven. It’ll be served up once it’s nice and crispy, just like Charles Johnson’s fried brain.