The not so Happy Warrior!

Happy Warrior is someone whose name really does not match his persona. Rather than being a cheerful bloviator, this individual is an angry person who spews hate and vile on those they do not agree with.

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Happy Warrior is a very anger bitter person.


100 Comments on “The not so Happy Warrior!”

  1. Minnow says:

    I thought Ronald Reagan died -like – what, 11 years ago?

    Are the commenters at LGF always this ill-informed?

    Does anyone, anywhere care what this angry little queen has to say?

    I am not getting it.

    • sven10077 says:

      The GOP is expected to answer for “500 years of American Sin” Reagan will be shat upon for at least another 90 years…

  2. JimboXL says:

    Can you imagine if that guy owned a bakery and you came in asking him to make you a cake celebrating the signing of the Indiana law? You think he’d practice what he screeches and make you the cake, or would he deny you service? Hmmm, that’s a tough one.

    • mfhorn says:

      Or a Jewish baker being asked to make a cake with a swastika on it. Or a black tailor being asked to sew robes for a Klan event.

  3. Because says:

    I can’t imagine why anybody would get that worked over such a trivial issue.

    Can you?

  4. swamprat says:

    It’s all Reagan’s fault!
    This guy has been a lefty for a good long while.
    I can see him correcting all his peers under his breath; “No not Bush! Reagan is the Real guy who did this!”
    You can bet his spare tire is bias-belted and he mourns the Neil Young eight track that will no longer play.

    • swamprat says:

      But you caan be sure that he owns

      Southernnnnn Mannnnnnn!!!!!

      He’s in the Klannnnnnnn!!!!!

      He’s such a bad Mannnnnnn!!!!!

      I wrote this song in the Cannnnn!!!!!!

  5. swamprat says:

    How to get blocked:

    Extremist Indy ‏@ExtremistIndy 1h1 hour ago

    @Green_Footballs It’s hypocrisy 19 states and federal government have same law but that’s not a problem? #SelectiveOutrage


  6. stabby says:

    The purpose of the bill is just advertising. It says “hey bigots, remember which party is on your side come the next election.” Same business plan as EVERYTHING that has come out of a Republican politician’s mouth since 2008. Dumb strategy.

  7. doppel milyo says:

    baracj obama and the democrats wouldn’t negotiate with Mike Pence because he supports a law protecting bakers from having to bake a gay wedding cake ( personally I say just bake the fucking cake, you’re a baker not jim baker )

    but he happily negotiates with the taliban for Bergdahl. and of course Iran

    and they murder you for being gay

    suck on that schlong of reality , libtards

  8. Pakimon says:

    Chef Gus is sharing his latest example of dumpster cuisine.

    Bon appetit! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Sounds yummy! A lot of free range grazers, aka dumpster divers, are afraid to enjoy a good aged dumpster lasagna. If you have access to a microwave, perhaps an old one stored in a garage, you can kill most of the excess bacterial life in just a couple of minutes. You should cook it just to the consistency of soft rubber, and no longer, as it becomes harder to chew, especially with bad teeth. Bon appetit!

    • doppel milyo says:

      even worse, he had to use the microwave at the 7-11

      Gus, I’m making a bolognese sauce later today. veal, pork, beef.
      crushed italian tomatos
      some red wine
      fresh grated nutmeg and other herbs
      grated carrot and onion and garlic.
      gonna simmer and fill the pad with aromas of life and love

      heading to get some fresh pasta and some more wine and some grated aged parm while it percolates

      you can almost smell it can’t you
      but as you can’t just sniff your own farts and send out a tweet about the experience

  9. windbag says:

    Tuesday morning document dump. Lefties are stupid. Facts just get in the way of their narratives.

    They must have something to justify their wadded up panties. Sorry, but here’s three hot items that ought to be non-items. First, gays discriminate against heterosexuals based on their sexuality. Second, Hillary lied (no surprise there for rational people) about having only one digital device in order to simplify things. Lastly, what about the other states that have similar laws to Indiana’s? Where was/is the outrage over those?

    These people need jobs. That would occupy their small minds enough to keep them from attempting to contemplate politics, economics, and other matters clearly beyond their narrow grasp.

  10. sven10077 says:

    If my path to joy and bliss involved another man’s 4th point of contact I’d likely not be so “Happy a Warrior” either…

  11. Because onose says:

    Neighbor found your extra connection?

  12. angry warrior with an exploding pineapple says:

    Mattand Mar 31, 2015 8:08:21am


    “Fuck this country’s addiction to religion.”

    LGF is full of angry little queens it appears. Mattand is always bitchy.

  13. Because bye! says:

    Note that this tweet came out exactly at the same time as a couple of Johnson tweets.


  14. doppel milyo says:

    I’m all on board for the gay marraige thing and can’t for the life of me understand the opposition. It’s really pointless and affects heteros absolutely zero

    that being said, I sort of hope the people that support Indiana do a chick-fil-A massive support campaign and flood the state with vacation dollars.
    is there anything to do in Indiana?
    I went to a final four in Indianapolis once and was bored as fuck

    • Arachne says:

      That’s what I’m enjoying most about the asshats on Twitter who are screaming for a boycott of all things Indiana for allowing people to exercise the freedom of religion.

      Because your moron gay lobby was SO effective at bringing down the evil Hen Empire known as Chick-fil-A.

      Dop – I also don’t care one way or another whether gays get married or not. But I would think in the case of gay marriage, why aren’t they all over supporting gay-owned businesses instead of being annoying shitbags to those that don’t support the idea of gay marriage? A florist’s opposition to gay marriage doesn’t affect THEM either – if anything, it affects the FLORIST’s pocketbook. And frankly, if gays want to refuse to bake cakes, arrange flowers or photograph a straight wedding, fine.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I agree. None of those things are essential to life. If a Muslim caterer refuses to serve ham sandwiches at an event, big deal, find another one.
        I think if a gay person walks into a business, yes, they should be served what the business offers. But to compel a business owner to leave their place and serve, attend and support an event that they disagree with is just not right, and let the free market take care of the rest.

    • angry warrior with an exploding pineapple says:

      I agree. To be anti-gay anything now is just dumb. That train has left the station.

      • Arachne says:

        The trouble is that if you do not support gay marriage (and most African Americans and Hispanics DON’T, I would point out) you are labeled a homophobe and anti-gay. Not true. If a bakery, for instance, refused to sell a gay man a birthday cake, a dozen brownies, a loaf of rye bread, I would be the first one to stand outside with a sign saying “do not patronize.” But to some bakery owners, and owners of other business, the baking of a WEDDING cake is, in their minds, tantamount to sanctioning non-traditional marriage. Their religion is not in favor of it. Leave them alone. Get your damned cake somewhere else.

        And as someone pointed out on Twitter – do you REALLY want someone who isn’t supportive of gay marriage baking your wedding cake?

      • angry warrior with an exploding pineapple says:

        It’s a tough issue, I understand both sides.

        I just don’t want the right to “dig in” where it may be detrimental to do so. I don’t want them to draw a line in the sand on issues that are pretty much already settled, right or wrong.

      • Arachne says:

        And today NASCAR, because their ability to piss off their fan base is rivaled only by John Boehner and the TEA Party, jumped on its high horse(power) and slammed Indiana for its bigoted stance on gays.

        I wonder how completely STUPID they must have felt when several fans pointed out to them that most NASCAR racetracks are located in states where a Religious Freedom law is already on the books. And their fan base is decidedly CHRISTIAN.

      • Bunk X says:

        Fewer than 3 percent are gay, and most of them want the activists to STFU.

    • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

      I personally don’t care who marries whom. But then again I’m not a religious person who owns a service company. I can see their point to have some kind of legal standing to not be forced to provide things to employees they have a moral problem with and to have the option to decline to take business on a moral basis. Do I find it crazy to turn down business? Of course but there are limits to what you should force a business owner to do. Take a hypothetical where the couple is hetero but they’re into swinging and sex parties. And they want a cake with pictures of sex acts or genitalia. Say the owner’s teenage kids work there. Should he be forced to take the business? Or have the right to decline it?

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Making people HAVE to support gay weddings is not a lot different than forcing a bakery to bring cookies to a nambla convention.
        One person’s perfectly fine is another person’s obscenity. Who gets to decide where to draw the line?

    • windbag says:

      I’m trying to find a vacation spot in Pawnee, but can’t seem to locate any lodging there.

      • Bunk X says:

        Take the first left past the stop light, drive to the next crossroad and make a right. Continue on until the road turns into gravel, then dirt, and at the end you’ll find a small clearing to pitch a tent. Keep your Ruger handy just in case.

  15. ISpeakJive says:

    I was a little shocked a few years ago about the whole gay marriage thing. I had to get used to the idea, but now I don’t care. And the country is trending the same direction. The majority now don’t care either. The future favors gayness being no big deal, so why still push the boundaries with lawsuits and such? Does it help or hinder the inevitable? It tries to take people’s livelihoods away and punishes them with way out of bounds $$ rewards, like going down the street to another bakery is this emotional trauma, first time ever, never before experienced by a gay person. As if.

  16. OLT's Because RIGHTS, etc. says:

    The left is just angry in general.

    That’s why they’re always accusing the right of anger.

    “Anti-gay” bakers is a non-issue. This is the usual groupthink that we see on the Bog. Attack, stone, and kill the unbeliever/heretic/infidel. Sound like any other primitive group to you?

    Some damaged, weak person who is need of power or confirmation or an ego boost goes out and searches for something to get all wee-wee’d up about. And the compliant agenda-driven media serves them up the desperately-needed moral high ground, all the time flying in the face of any “tolerance” or logic.

    Meanwhile, the ADHD public is all eyes and ears for the full 15 seconds it takes to forget the knives in their backs from the real problems in society and focus on something important, like your RIGHT to force someone to work for you.

    I tell you what, go down to Government Motors and order a car. Now, demand that the car be painted in a Ford color that GM doesn’t want to produce or sell. Tell me when the Feds step in and make GM do it or close down.

    Meanwhile, someone can tell me how the comparison is incorrect. That’s usually the best part, the sputtering, feckless anger of the completely clueless.

    This Friday, go down to the mosque and demand a Christian service. Nevermind there’s a church down the street. LMK how that works out, too.

    /I’ve just “proven” that all religions are a terrible evil to about 3/4 of the Bog population, LOL

  17. angry warrior with an exploding pineapple says:

    Mattand Mar 31, 2015 11:00:16am


    re: #408 makeitstop

    To begin, I love you guys. This thread has given me much-needed laughs this morning.

    Second – I’m on the horns of a dilemma here, need some sage Lizard advice.

    As many of you know, I have a wingnut sister whom I’ve mentioned here a few times. I got a phone call from her this morning. Her church choir needs a web site, and she recommended me to the powers that be.

    In the course of the conversation, I learned that the choir is being bankrolled by the wife of one James Dobson. Yeah, him.

    My dilemma is this – should I beg off due to irreconcilable difference of opinion, or take his dirty wingnut money? Any suggestions would be helpful.

    “Personally, I wouldn’t do it, based on the Dobson connection.”

    This guy Mattand is a special kind of stupid, and I don’t think he even realizes it.

    That is a mighty ironic statement to inject into an fervent anti-discrimination thread.

    This is why LGF is SO entertaining.

    • doppel milyo says:

      pass on the deal you smarmy little fuck

      just ask Mom and Dad for some more scratch. I am sure their wingnut money spends just like moonbat money

      • angry warrior with an exploding pineapple says:

        He is asking LGF nut-ball strangers if he should tell his sister (that is kind enough to give him work) to fuck off.

        Smarmy little fuck is an apt description.

      • Arachne says:

        Just what I was thinking – SMARNY I may disagree with my sisters on a lot of things, but I would never hold them up to ridicule or disparage them in a roomful of strangers. If there’s a single turd in the punch bowl in the Mattand family, he’s posting at LGF.

        Anyone that would disparage their blood for attention on a website run by a pandering dick has no ethics, period. Find the mud, pal. Put up a tent.

    • kbdabear says:

      Yet it’s totes horrible that a baker might refuse to bake a wedding cake for teh gheys.

      He’s in the perfect place for people who don’t recognize their own rank hypocrisy

    • angry warrior with an exploding pineapple says:

      Actually “makeitstop” is the smarmy one here, ridiculing his sister on LGF.

      Mattand is the hypocrite.

      It’s kinda hard to follow with all the text looking the same.

  18. doppel milyo says:

    is the Happy Warrior sort of like a dirty sanchez or a cleveland steamer?

  19. Octopus says:

    Personally, I have no problems with gays gaying it up all over the place. Paint your dog pink, wear clothes two sizes too small, and skip down the street hand-in-hand. I don’t care. Not crazy about the public scrotal-inflation, and I don’t want the guy in the next stall at the rest stop trying to tap-dance me an urgent message, but the great majority of gays are okay people.

    You don’t want to do a gay wedding cake, the baker next door will handle it. Your loss, because gays have money, and like to spend it on special things. Also, if gays want to organize or lead a boycott of a certain business, that’s their right, and it’s also the right of other people to ignore that boycott and lead some organized support of said business, as occurred with Chick-Fil-A. We don’t need more laws, pro or anti-gay.

    “But, my Bible says Sodomy is evil, so I’m forced by God to hate teh gay.” Okay, Mr. Phelps. Go picket a soldier’s funeral, and scream about gays. My experience has been, when somebody is virulently anti-gay, they’re about to find out their own son or daughter is gay. Or else they’re gay themselves, and suppressing it. Otherwise, why get so worked up about it?

  20. Because says:

    And speaking of boycotting teh homophones…

  21. Because says:

    Didn’t Goosy say a couple of hours ago that he was going to sign out?

  22. Because says:

    Now we know where to find all his secret strawberries and plans to take over the innernet.

  23. rightymouse says:

    That’s funny. This is exactly what I’ve thought of his writing since “Cujo”.

  24. Because says:

    Remember the morans?

  25. JimboXL says:

    I remember when there was this much outrage from them over Obola illegally spying on all Americans, oh maybe I was remembering the outrage over the ex Mozilla CEO supporting traditional marriage. No wonder Iran can get a nuke.

  26. Octopus says:

    So much homophobia and racism! C-c-c-c-can’t we just all get along? 😆

    From the same Feminist Conference that brought us jazz hands, to replace clapping. No more acting fabulous, fellas!

  27. Octopus says:


  28. Octopus says:

    Classic tale of today’s political correctness gone batchit. Nice smarmy tone. 😆

  29. angry warrior with an exploding pineapple says:

    “drove me away from the right”


    • Because olo says:

      Golly. Glenn haz a stalker. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • Minnow says:

      Wait – what? I thought he drove himself away in a stolen VW Microbus!??11!

      • Minnow says:

        Oh no – wait – I remember. He drove himself away from the Left in the stolen car. Later, he drove himself away from the right on the mangled bicycle (the one without the seat attached as I recall!)

        Hey Barry, where ya gonna drive to next fat ass??


    • kbdabear says:

      Fatass left the Right but don’t worry folks, his fascist attitude towards opposing viewpoints remains firmly intact

  30. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    Here we go again. Faux News is trying to scare us with Islamophobic “scare” tactics. If we didn’t have so many scary white people with their RWNJ Christian crusades and running around waving guns and shooting people in the face and the cops attacking the black junior college scholars, these innocent practicers of Islam wouldn’t feel so threatened that they have to “push” us back and try and murder Nat Guard service members. I wish I hadn’t mocked Ward Churchill so much back when I was faking being a righty. He was such a great and brilliant native American hero. And what an artist!!! But that was during my “brainwashed” phase when I was lying….er misled. Which made me mispeak and misact and misblog. Now I know better that it’s all right wing lies and Islam is the best religion of them all!!!
    – Sincerely (this time I mean it) Chunky McFatty Johnson, sole proprietor of LGF Inc., LTD, OMG, WTF.

    Think tank tallies 64 terror plots targeting American homeland since 9/11

    The frightening plot to kill 150 National Guard members that unraveled last week when FBI agents nabbed two Chicago-area cousins was the 64th case since 9/11 of Islamist terrorists plotting to strike on American soil, according to a new report that warns the radicalizing influence of ISIS must be dealt with in the U.S. and abroad.

    Illinois National Guardsman Hasan Edmonds, 22, was nabbed last Wednesday at Chicago’s Midway Airport, where he was trying to board a plane enroute to the Middle East to join ISIS, according to authorities. Jonas Edmonds, 29, intended to don his cousin’s uniform and mount a one-man attack on the Joliet Armory, where Hasan’s National Guard unit was based, authorities said.

    Like most of the post-9/11 terror attacks planned against Americans in their homeland, the plot was thwarted. But analysts, including experts at the Heritage Foundation, which tracks each case, saythe number of attempts will continue to climb, and more plots are likely to succeed without aggressive counter-measures.

    • Minnow says:

      I can’t believe you people…. to think that these poor, downtrodden and mistreated furriners just had a bad day – what – now someone has to go and accuse them of terrorism!? Come on.

      Don’t you think that those moslems would abide by the pieceful nature of the koran!? They aren’t here to hurt us. They wanna be our friends!!

      (Barry – you go gurl….)

  31. Because Koch bros run Google says:

  32. Because weeeee says:

    • Arachne says:

      “MAY” does not sound very scientific dumbass. And BTW, it’s SUMMER down there at the moment.

      • Because says:

        It’s not as if Antarctica has a dense network of monitoring stations.

        If Death Valley hits a record high, do you say that “North America reaches highest temperature ever”?

  33. Because weeeee says:

    Yeah, Guus. We need a National Bum Day.

  34. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    It’s clear that people are becoming more and more bigoty (MY word, but you can use it). How can people HATE AMESSNBC???? Their top commentator is a professional lesbian. She has a PHd in lesbian, ran a lesbian radio show and now proudly analyzes politics as a lesbian on TV. How is THAT NOT totally on the pulse of the American news viewer? Al Not So Sharpton? People say he’s not that smart but that’s just how smart black people talk. Like Jesse Jackson and Joycelen Elders. In a kind of a mumbly ungrammatical way. Except for faux blacks on Faux News where blacks speak crisply and articulately and professionally. See that’s just faux. But hey they also have a white guy who’s all for communism. And anyone against it is a racist. See that’s playing hardball. And they had a gay guy who looks like Frank Sinatra but acts like he was raised by a whacko moonbat and Woody Allen. Oh wait…. And they have a young black guy who calls middle white America racists and a young black woman who has tampon ear rings and calls white America racists. WHAT’S NOT TO LIKE???

    If I seem bitter then you’re a deranged wingnut.

    MSNBC Ratings Crater To All-Time Lows, Fox News Tops Q1 Results, CNN Up

  35. I am a fail as a sock puppet operator on lgf’s, they never attack my post.

    Makes me feel dirty that I can post there and they never catch on who I am.


    • Because says:

      Go tell some Jew jokes. That’ll get you some uptinkles.

    • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

      You should do one of those “Why I comment at LGF”. Those things are so fricking funny. You know where you say you used be a conservative Christian but then you saw your dad and brother leave one evening wearing white sheets and hoods and carrying baseball bats. And then you heard your Repub work friends say “It’s not so much that the Preezydunce is a commie, it’s that he’s black.” And so on and so forth.

  36. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is all mine but you can look at it says:

    Here it is!! Proof of Teh Climate. I’m sure that wingnuts will look at some of the comments made here as adding up to: we have no fucking idea what we’re talking about. Comments like:

    The Weather Underground called last week’s temperatures a “remarkable heat wave,” although they occurred during the end of the austral summer, when Antarctic temperatures are typically highest.

    It’s hard to draw much conclusion from a single temperature record, cautions Gavin Schmidt, a climate scientist with NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies in New York City. Last year Antarctica also logged a record cold temperature, he notes.

    What’s more important are the long-term trends, says Schmidt. And when it comes to Antarctica, he points out, the past few years “have actually been quite complex.”

    The world’s ocean has been warming rapidly, absorbing much of the planet’s excess heat. As a result, large glaciers on or around Antarctica that come in contact with the warming water have been melting rapidly. But some other glaciers farther inland on the continent are actually growing.

    “That has not been satisfactorily explained,” says Schmidt.

    The science is particularly complex because the ozone hole continues to affect the region’s climate in ways that aren’t well understood. And global circulation of winds and currents remains a challenge for scientists to grasp.

    “One record warm temperature doesn’t cut through all that complexity,” says Schmidt.

    When it comes to the whole planet, the Earth remains on track to warm by an average of at least two degrees C (3.6 degrees F) by the end of the century, scientists report, although precisely how much is expected to depend on countries’ abilities to reduce emissions of heat-trapping greenhouse gases.

    So see? It’s all VERY complex and and constantly changing and interconnected and yet poorly understood. That’s why the science is settled! And the predictions which are totally accurate are always for the end of the century when everyone’s going to be dead. So be a commie and stop the emmissions. Unless you live in Hollyweird and own a jet or want to get married in Italy or want to party on a yacht. Then that’s cool. But everyone else who aren’t commies are shameless polluters.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Obama is going to enforce new climate rules by executive order and they may cost us up to $41 billion to implement.

      All for a projected impact on the warming rate of 0.001 deg/year.

      Lefty response “At least he’s TRYING to do something. whine, whine, whine”