Bergdahl to face desertion charges.

In a another defeat for Charles, Bergdahl will face charges of desertion.

WASHINGTON—The U.S. army sergeant who abandoned his post in Afghanistan and was held captive by the Taliban for five years will be court-martialed on charges of desertion and avoiding military service, a U.S. official said Wednesday.

Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl will also be charged with misbehaviour before the enemy, said the official, who was not authorized to discuss the announcement on the record and spoke only on condition of anonymity.

The charges are the latest development in a long and bitter debate over Bergdahl’s case, and underscore the military and political ramifications of his decision on June 30, 2009, to leave his post after expressing misgivings about the U.S. military’s role, as well as his own, in the Afghanistan war.

Charles bought the regime line that Bergdahl was a hero. Once again, the washed up guitarist has egg on his face.


197 Comments on “Bergdahl to face desertion charges.”

  1. Minnow says:

    From Weaselzippers…..

    The German scumbag pilot WAS a moslem convert.

    Hey Barry, you still gonna spew your ignant stupidity about how “fucked up” the right is?

  2. JimboXL says:

    I can’t remember, but weren’t the hateful progressive bloggers actually smearing the soldiers who said he was a deserter from the start? Maybe I’m just remember every other time the loudmouths smear critics before ending up on the wrong side as always.

    • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

      Of course Preezydunce Obungle smiles as Allah is praised. He knows Islam is the greatest most bestest religion ever! What better way to make use of a deserter er…..hiker like Bergdahl than to make an exchange to free 5 fine Muslim men who surely have learned their lesson. And get back the fine Bergdahl boy who just went on a serendipitous hike, so his family can all get back to normal, speaking Pashtun and finding out more other great things about Islam and why America is actually the Devil.

      Sheesh you people are right wing loons.

  3. Octopus says:

    It will be fun to watch Chunky try to spin the news of the co-pilot being a Muslim convert, on the morrow. I mean, later today, as it’s after midnight. Time for beddy-bye. Sweet dreams, stalkers! 🙂

  4. Pakimon says:

    What I’m smelling isn’t irony.

    It’s more like a “stale Cheetos and rancid avocado stew that’s been left to rot in the backyard for a week” kind of funk.

    C’mon Chunkles! Spray some air freshener or light a match.

    That’s just nasty..

    • Pakimon says:

      Meanwhile, Gus is prepared for the worst as “Chunkles’ brown note of doom” wafts towards his dumpster abode.

      Maybe I should warn him that being upwind would be a much better idea… naw.

      He’ll figure it out… maybe. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      That’s not a good sign.

      Get upwind, Gus! Hurry before it’s too late!

  5. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Please not that Pan Gellar and Jim Hoft are lying idiots.

    That Facebook page is NEW and the title of the page reads ” Andreas Lubitz FANS.”

    It is NOT his original Facebook page (which was taken down BEFORE he piloted the plane into the French Alps).

    There is NO WAY Gellar could have grabbed a screen shot of something she didn’t even know existed BEFORE THE FACT.

    This is why folks like Hoft and Gellar (and friends) are NOT my go to people for factual information.

    Check out the screen capture yourself.

    • Spanque my manque says:

      Didn’t the Hoft article say it was comments at that said Lubitz’ facebok page talked about being a Muslim convert and the screen shotted paged was ISIS praising Lubitz (Andreas Lubitz fans page) and that is the one Geller grabbed?

      That was my understanding of what was posted. Am I wrong?

      • Zeus Crankypants says:


      • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

        It’s not confirmed yet. Hoft’s done this several times where I think he’s just going with one source. Similarly, when he reported Officer Wilson had a fractured eye orbit and it turned out not to be ture. I like his site and he’s usually on the money with big stories but if I see something particularly Earth shaking I’ll go check the biggies like Drudge and Fox News. They’re still only reporting that the pilot apparently had mental problems that he was hiding from his employer.

        But criticisms from Fat Chunk are laughable and ridiculous since he doesn’t break ANY stories whatsoever. He does no original reporting and has no sources at all. He just cuts and pastes crap and spews left wing propaganda lies. Then pretends to be superior when he’s just a lazy slug. And he STILL manages to get things wrong by assuming the worst of the right and the best of the left. He should be very glad someone put he and Ginger in the same category since Ginger actually goes after stories and original reportage and is willing to take heat from his own side.

      • rightymouse says:

        Doesn’t make him Amish either.

    • inspector fromage says:

      anybody with half a brain can see it says lubitz FANS and can infer that it was created after the fact. they never tried to hide that

      I guess you didn’t have the requisite brains

    • pineapple desert-er says:

      Says Walter, a man without a blog.

  6. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

    No, a Giant Asteroid Isn’t Going to ‘Skim’ Earth on Friday
    1 hour ago

    ‘Cmon people, saying we’re all going to die a fiery death soon is just so unscientific.

    Now back to Teh Climate Crisis!!

  7. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

    Conservatives: keep in mind what @ChuckCJohnson did to Holly Fisher. He’ll turn on you in a heartbeat if he thinks he can profit from it.
    12 hours ago

    I tell you that Ginger. He won’t even just lie and help hide misconduct for his conservative masters. What a terrible person.

    • Arachne says:

      Wasn’t Fatass smearing Holly Fisher not too long ago? Love his faux concern for her now.

    • doppel milyo says:

      “He’ll turn on you in a heartbeat if he thinks he can profit from it.”

      This man has absolutely zero self awareness

    • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

      Don’t you people know LGF is strictly for charity? If I ever make enough money from it to both pay for my bills and my Cheetos habit I promise with one hand over my heart and the other on On The Descent Of Species (which I’ve never actually read but Ludwig says it’s a gut one)
      that I will hand it all over to Teh Black People and Teh Climate.

      Also we’re a Green Corporation we’re just not in the green. Not to be confused with Greenwald who is a gay jew NTTATWWT

  8. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

    See how fair having a “safety net” is? Remember the guy who went through Chik-FilA, recorded himself berating a pleasant employee then lost his job as CFO (Chief Financial Officer)? Remember him? Now he’s on food stamps. Get this, he did get another job as CFO recently but got fired when they discovered that he was that guy from Youtube.

    If I were a deranged conservative and not an enlightened and superior CEO of LGF I might find it kind of weird that a guy gets free food from the taxpayers because he’s only qualified to be a highly paid head honcho of finances. Because think of all the millions of people making a lot less their whole lives who never took free food from the taxpayers. I might in my feverish right wing state call this guy STILL a hateful little piece of shit who has learned nothing. As a CFO companies don’t want this controversial jerk as a top executive ie the face of the company/brand. I’m sure there are other finance related roles he could do. But I see he would rather be a piece of shit and take food he doesn’t need to be a left-wing pustule.

    It’s a beautiful thing this left wing thinking. Reminds me of Preezydunce Obungle’s great idea to bail out home owners way underwater in their mortgages. Even former big wigs who took mortgages on way bigger more expensive houses than mine with no way to pay them after being laid off. But I should get no such bail out since I have a smaller house with a mortgage I can afford with my lower paying, less prestigious job.

    Just shows conservatives are bad crazy nuts.

    • Minnow says:

      Feel good story of the day.

      (Poor children being raised by this asshole.)

    • doppel milyo says:

      1. what’s his LGF screen name?
      2. I love how he needs to remind and assure the girl that he’s not gay, implying there is something wrong with that. Classic liberalism!!

    • Arachne says:

      That ABC article is as dishonest as it gets. There were not thousands protesting AGAINST Chick-fil-A. There were thousands SUPPORTING the right of the CEO to believe in traditional marriage without his company being harassed by the government – which was what was happening – there were city officials saying they would deny Chick-fil-A any type of permit because of Cathy’s belief in traditional marriage.

      This shitbag drove into the line, accepted the free water Chick-fil-A was passing out to people who were waiting, in drive-thru’s and doorways, and then berated an employee for her boss’s beliefs. He was a dirt bag then, he’s a dirt bag now. He was so offensive that the employees of his company called the CEO, who was on vacation and who was so pissed off he came back and fired the scum bucket.

      You posted your self-righteous shit on YouTube fella. You were so smug, so effing proud of yourself and now a big chunk of your butt got bitten off by it. Live with it.

  9. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

    My main man Bill Nye has finally come completely out of the closet and has blossomed into a full feathered left wing moonbot Commiebird!! He’s Bill Nye The Commie Guy! He’s all Climate this and tax that and redistribute the wealth and government should run things. An ALL dat. Dude’s really got it going. I especially like how he ties in Evolution vs. Creation vs. Made up Climate crap vs. Communist top down Soviet style crap. Because if you don’t believe in the Climate…thing then you must be a creationist conservative RWNJ on the fringes of society who can be ignored at the very least and maybe even liquidated!! Now that’s logical sciency type thinking.

    Speaking to students at the University at Albany, Bill Nye the Science Guy said that a carbon tax was needed for the purpose of redistributing wealth.

    “We need, dare I say it, a tax, or should I say a fee,” Nye purportedly said Wednesday, right before an anonymous student began recording.

    “It’s not just to be mean, it’s to redistribute wealth,” Nye said.

    Nye went on to claim that instituting such a tax would drive innovation in more environmentally friendly ways.

    “It will stimulate people investing in more energy efficient means. If you gotta pay a fee every time you make carbon monoxie and somone comes up with a more efficient car, you’ll use that car. Somebody comes up with a more efficient blender, you’ll use that blender. I mean, that’s just how it’s going to go.”

    The free campus event distributed 1,000 copies of Nye’s new book Undeniable: Evolution and the Science of Creation to students in attendance. The lecture, part of an annual student-run speaker series, quickly became a pro-big government, higher taxes rally.

    “The trouble with this is, there are people now, in the U.S. government, who don’t like government,” Nye lectured.

    The former television host and Disney actor then ranted about limited government conservatives, comparing them to a General Motors employee that wants to shut their own company down.

    “We have to get people who really want the government to do what it’s supposed to do, which is run things,” Nye said.

    A student who attended the event told Campus Reform that he was disappointed with the big government push offered by Nye. “I thought this was going to be a fantastic event talking about science, but it turned out to be politically charged, big government propaganda.”

    “I think he should stick to T.V.”

  10. Minnow says:

    “Dare I say” that Bill Nye has gone through life with his snout in the feed trough using his dumb little bow tie and his mouth to further his cause.

    The guy is a phony. Scientist, my ass.

    He got a degree as a mechanical engineer and couldn’t hack it in the real world.

    He is another poseur who has convinced himself he is special. What a jerk.

    • Bill Nye panders, unwittingly no doubt, to usual suspects and their penchant for scientism. Kelly L. Ross has a great site that tears apart quite a number of idiotarian shibboleths and not a few so-called ‘conservative’ notions.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course not. The greatest propagandist and oracle of The Global Warming is ManBearPig Al Gore, whose only erudition in the science of meteorology is his nightly intake from the NBC Weather Girl.

  11. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

    Bill Nye the Commie Guy explains the science behind Communism.

    Bill Nye the Commie Guy: OK let’s say I’m the government. What does government do? We run stuff! How do we run it? With your money! Let’s do an experiment. Take out all your money and give it to me, the government. Now I take all your money and go give it to Preezydunce Obungle’s left wing friends to start up “Green Energy” companies that have unproven business plans. They hire some people to make some crap that’s overpriced, unmarketable, unneeded (it’s an alternative!)and the manufacture process still damages the environment. After several years of the Preezy’s buddies making six figure incomes and bonuses out of the taxpayer’s money the companies go bust, and everyone gets fired. See how that works kids? It’s called “Wealth Redistribution”.

    Annoying looking kid: How did that help the environment or the economy or the people?

    Bill Nye the Commie Guy: I said I was explaining Communism you dumb yutz kid. You must be like that guy who wants his employer GM to fail. What a dummy. Preezydunce Obungle BAILED OUT GM with taxpayer money and losing $10 billion in the process. Why? Because they employ people to make giant petrol guzzling SUVs!!! Do they pollute and exacerbate what the Preezydunce calls the greatest threat to mankind? You bet they do! But they represent millions of union left wing votes. And to offset that whole nasty gas guzzler embarrassment he made them make a small slow dorky looking car and charge $40,000 for it. No one wanted it, of course. Plus it turns out you just pollute the Earth with coal smoke when you plug it in for charging. NOW do you get it?

    Annoying looking kid: I don’t see how any of this is any good for the taxpayers or the environment or the economy. It just helps the people at the top who get the taxpayer money.

    Bill Nye the Commie Guy: It helps the government do stuff. That’s it’s purpose. And to redistribute wealth as it sees fit so you taxpayers don’t have to worry your pretty little heads.

  12. Minnow says:

    “We have to get people who really want the government to do what it’s supposed to do, which is run things,” Nye said.

    This guy has no clue about life and is mentally ill.

  13. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

    You have to be a really deranged idiot to pay any attention to Babycakes Johnson.

    RT @lawhawk: .@Green_Footballs Does West even know that Chuckles has made these claims? Allegations aren’t making Google News – https://t.c…
    44 minutes ago

    So Chuck was even lying about Joyce Kaufman backing him up! LOL.…
    51 minutes ago

    .@ChuckCJohnson boasted his Allen West story would be the “biggest of his career.” It’s turned into one of his biggest fails.
    54 minutes ago

    Chuck claims “former campaign manager” Joyce Kaufman backs him up – but Kaufman was never West’s camp. mgr.
    57 minutes ago

    The hilarious part of this: it’s another fail. Joyce Kaufman was never Allen West’s campaign manager. @ChuckCJohnson
    1 hour ago

    Oh really? You mean this Joyce Kaufman? @ChuckCJohnson
    1 hour ago

    I wonder if Allen West will sue Babycakes Johnson for libel? Is there enough irony left in the universe for that to happen?
    1 hour ago

    He really stepped in it this time. Right wingers don’t forget stuff like this. @ProfessorFlynn @ChuckCJohnson @thejoshuablog
    1 hour ago

    Wouldn’t be surprising, with the way he burns his few actual sources. @drskyskull @thejoshuablog
    1 hour ago

    • Arachne says:

      He posts more tweets in an hour than I have in the last month.
      Shows you what being employed does to you.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      funny little tidbit, you can now report somebody to twitter for harassing another twitter user, even if it has nothing to do with you

      time to start reporting Icarus en masse

  14. Because olo says:

    That didn’t take long.

  15. Octopus says:

    Guess who!

  16. Doppel milyo says:

    • Because olo says:

      BLOCK N REPORT!!!!!11

    • Report, report, report, report!! says:

      It’s easy to report Charles for harassment. Just go to his profile (even if you’re blocked), click on the gear (middle of page, right side for web) and choose report, then click through to harassment and to others and you’re done. Surely all the babycakes and other references at Ginger Chuck & calling Hoft the dumbest man on internet will add up.

      Charles will lose his mind the same day he loses his Twitter connection.

  17. Because eww says:

  18. Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

    Just a bean, cheese and avocado burrito with spicy peach salsa.
    51 minutes ago

    Take two and open the windows.

  19. pineapple desert-er says:

    Targetpractice Mar 27, 2015 11:17:26am


    “All acts of terrorism involve Muslims. Just ask Tim McVeigh…wait…”

    There are two reasons that I can come up with that makes this post by Targetpractice really dumb

    1. Um… McVeigh didn’t do it in the name of Christianity HE WAS AN ANARCHIST.

    2. Um… The more and more people keep reaching back to a single incident that happened over two decades ago is kinda proving the point that there ISN’T an equivalence.

    • Arachne says:

      However, it never stops them from immediately looking for a right-wing/TEA Party connection every time some mentally ill schmuck fires a gun into a crowd.

      • pineapple desert-er says:

        I’m agnostic so I have no dog in the fight, but the left goes out of their way to demonize Christianity, it’s mocked and hated at every turn.

        Why do the libs bend over backward to defend a religion that is FAR more fundamental than Christianity, and while proving time and time again that it can’t play nice with others?

        This lends credence to the idea that liberalism is in fact a mental disorder.

      • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

        And ironically the question was answered a long time ago on a site called Little Green Footballs.

  20. Octopus says:

    • Pakimon says:

      Says the imbecile with a fifteen + year old avatar. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        That’s odd.

        Chunkles’ sniveling reply on Octo’s post disappeared, making my comment out of context.

        Is it my computer?

        Is it a WordPress issue?

        Is it some sort of internet sorcery involving Cheetos, avocado and Mountain Dew potions?

        I want answers! Give me answers! 😀

      • Pakimon says:


        Turned out it was my computer.

        Chunky’s sniveling retort is back in all its peevish glory. 😆

      • Because says:

        I’ve been noticing a pissing match between this blog and Chrome lately, although it seems to have settled down somewhat. I’m noticing that Chrome doesn’t play well with other kids. Not sure what that means.

        Specifically, I’ve been getting a lot of “no data received” errors.

    • Doppel milyo says:

  21. Octopus says:

    Lack Of Self-Awareness: Infinity! 😆

  22. Octopus says:

    At least he still has Garage Boy, to retweet his insipid glurge. 🙂

  23. rightymouse says:

    What? No retweets? Yer slippin’, Fatso…..

  24. Octopus says:

    I love watching the Left eat its own, over political correctness and whatnot. There is some blithe anti-Semitism on display in Lena’s piece, but my first inclination would be to laugh rather than be offended…if only it were funny. It’s not funny, just lame. Sad trombone.

  25. Octopus says:

    I’ll bet Iowahawk is on some kind of list at the WH.

    Not the invite-list. 😆

  26. rightymouse says:

    I know! Am so excited am going to bed early tonight!

  27. Because WTF? says:

  28. Because clev-er... says:

    • Minnow says:

      ….and that would make your category what? Most Horrible Person in the Universe?

      You fat, underachieving attention whore.

    • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

      Because it worked so well for Keith Olbermann.

      • poteen2 says:

        Charlie is NOT the most horrible person on the internet. No.
        The most candy assed, whistle dicked little punk, yes, but not the mostest horriblest

      • Pakimon says:

        I was thinking, “Most Peevish Person on the Internet”. 😆

      • Because says:

        Possibly the most ridiculous, though. I’m drawing a blank trying to think of anybody on the entire net more ridiculous.

        That’s quite an achievement.

  29. I half expect Susan Rice to say that Charles Johnson served the anti-Jihad blogger movement with honor and distinction!

  30. Pakimon says:

    Dumpster Diving 101.

    There will be a test.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s very strong journalism Gus is bringing us from behind the Safeway. These are choices faced by Sterno-bums all over America. Not everyone in this land of opportunity has managed their life-choices well enough to get morbidly obese on artisanal cheese and avocado sangwidges. There were tweets to make, hooch to swill and ditch-weed to gather and enjoy. Not to mention, a lot of wrist-jobs by the dumpster, enough to give any gimp some carpal-tunnel syndrome.

      Carpal Diem, Gus. Thanks for all you do. 🙂

    • doppel milyo says:

      Gus I have a better choice.

      the choice to have my life or the choice to have your life.
      I chose education, hard work and discipline.

      I’m enjoying some prosperity, a great family and a few yuks a day at your and Charles’ expense.

      you made your choice so I say, eat the shit sandwich.
      you’ve earned it !

  31. Because says:

    • rightymouse says:

      I can’t even……..
      Not sure what rights I don’t have….

    • Octopus says:

      He must be referring to the feminist-on-feminist viciousness going on, where any deviation from the party line, no matter how slight, is punished with the angriest invective. It’s really quite something. Great example here (from SDA):

      Writer and mother of three, Lydia Lovric, has written an article that violates the First Rule of Leftism, namely don’t stray one millimetre from the Collective Narrative. Dare to do so and you will be accused of hate speech.

      The anger and vitriol from the Leftist “Feminists” is truly something to behold. It seems clear that her commentary on mothers who chose to go back to work very soon after their children were born, but didn’t actually have to, hit much too close to the truth that these women have tried hard to suppress.

      • rightymouse says:

        Feminists have very long claws. They remind me of gals I stayed away from in HS. 🙂

      • Because says:

        They’re all about choice except when they aren’t.

      • Octopus says:

        My wife stayed home until the youngest was three, and then she had to get back to work, for her own sanity. Some people aren’t meant to spend all day, everyday, with small children. I couldn’t do it, at that age — I feel like I could do it now, if I had to. I’ve mellowed. Not sure I can say the same about Menopausal Maria. 😆

        We had great nannies and several fine au pairs to help us through the next years — we were very lucky, in that regard. We were also very picky, and had to fire a couple of “probationary” candidates for the job. We both feel we did the right thing for everyone, and the kids agree. They loved their sitters, and still keep in touch with a few of them on Facebook. All three of the au pairs we had stay with us for one year each, are now married with families of their own, in Sweden and South Africa.

        There was some bitchery in our neighborhood between the working moms and the stay-at-homes, back in the early 90’s. Not a lot, but some. Probably would have been more, if there had been an internet to help stir the pot.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Two things cheered me a bit yesterday that common sense still has some life left in it.

        Amanda Knox was vindicated, and Ellen Pao lost her case. YAY

        The howling of the coddled, precious Silicon Valley fems who were just positive that she would win, was delightful to witness. And I hope I never get in any trouble in Italy. Geeza Louisa.

        How two people can view the exact same data and interpret it 180 degrees apart has always amazed me.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Building those “I’ve always been a feminist” bonafides yo.

    • doppel milyo says:

      Charles Johnson spits out Womens rights posts in between nonstop hate tweeting towards Palin, Geller, Loesch, Nagy and a dozen other conserative women

  32. Because says:

    How about no bums in the dumpster?

  33. Because drunk again? says:

  34. Because yo says:

    • Octopus says:

      The vision I just had of Chunky dancing in his yellow undershorts was unappetizing. 😦

      Get a bra, sir. A good support bra.

      • Because says:

      • just poop says:

        sure. it’s about the cost of the average Michelle and barack trip to los angeles on separate aircraft

      • Because says:

        Not even.

      • Arachne says:

        Four dead Americans and a scrubbed email server. I’m pretty sure it’s worth far more of Congress’s time, dirtbag, than a special prosecutor and Congressional hearings to the non-existent “outing” of a deskbound CIA agent and her lying sack of shit husband.

    • just poop says:

      please say that to the parents of the 4 dead men

      you scumbag cocksucker!

  35. Minnow says:

    Keep digging Barry. The more you say, the sicker you look.

    You’re truly a fool.

  36. Minnow says:

    Like so many others, I am dying to know who beat the shit out of Harry Reid – and why!?

    • Minnow says:

      -and all that Barry has to offer is his extremely foul breath and a digestive tract that is so out of synch that it is embarrassing. Barry – shove some toliet paper up your ass so we don’t have to think about the skid marks.

      You know, if you stopped shoving food down your gullet for about 24-hours, you would approach normalcy in that regard.

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Like THAT’s gonna happen.

    • Octopus says:

      Probably the pack of boys he was molesting chased him down, as in the movie “Suddenly, Last Summer,” starring Monty Clift as the gay pedophile. Didn’t end well for him. Won’t end well for Harry.

      • Arachne says:

        That movie was disturbing on SOOOO many levels. But Octo, Monty played the psychiatrist that is supposed to perform the lobotomy on Liz Taylor’s character because she witnessed what happened to the gay Sebastian (face never seen) — and let’s not even get INTO Sebastian’s Norman Bates level relationship with Mama….

      • Charles says:

        You are correct, of course, Arachne. It’s been a long time since I saw that flick. I confused my knowledge of Clift, with the storyline.

    • swamprat says:

      Who beat the shit out of Harry Reid ?

      Hey, if someone convinced SIEU and Gotti that Obama would bring jobs to America… well that might cause a tiny bit of disappointment.
      I seem to remember Gotti hammering his fist on a podium and yelling about “JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!”
      It’s sort of hard to milk the rubes out of their money at a casino when the rubes are stoney broke.
      Coal producing areas aren’t doing to well right now.
      Even those in Vegas who want to look good for their clients are seeing the tanning bed industry going south.
      The Chinese lost their shot at a really nice Solar farm deal because somebody decided to play hardball.

  37. Octopus says:

    It’s amazing what they throw out, that’s still perfectly good. I guess the Health Department makes them get rid of cooked meats more than 48 hours under the hot lamps. Probably a good rule, and also good for the dumpster-divers, who have developed stronger stomach acid and tolerance for sketchy foodstuffs, like wild dogs.

    • Because says:

      Actually, they throw them in the garbage specifically to keep the bums from asking for handouts. Now how well the dumpster is secured after the store closes is a different question.

      A lot of stores and fast food places throw everything out at closing, as a matter of policy. Just because, was how it was explained to me.

      • Octopus says:

        There have been complaints from certain quarters around here, about the way many stores and restaurants have taken to locking their dumpsters up tight. It’s mean to the divers bunch. I tell ya, it’s hard out here for a gimp! 😦

  38. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      Gus is squatting in a contractor’s garage, housing at least one steam roller. Let’s hope they removed the starters for the off-season. Can’t have Super-Sterno rolling down the hill, behind the wheel of a car-crusher. 😯

      • Pakimon says:

        I’m trying to figure out what the Germanwings co-pilot had to do with Gus’ chronic and alleged knee and neck pain. 😕

  39. Octopus says:

    Great article, featuring apologies from former radicals for stupid, silly leftist beliefs. Somebody read this to Fatass, slowly. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles could’ve used the essays in that article as a template for a “Why I Parted Ways With The Left After Parting Ways With The Right” magnum opus part deux after the 2016 election.

      The only problem is he’s already burned his bridges with The Right using his patented “brown note flamethrower” and The Left (except for a handful of ignorant moonbats and an unemployed, garage-dwelling, Twitter addicted gimp) loathe and distrust him for those eight years he was “duped and misled”.

      I suppose it’s best he just muddle along stalking The Ginger Chuck and Glenn Greenwald while doubling, tripling and quadrupling down on stupid. 😀

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Good article.

      Chunky to a “T”:

      “First, dogmatism. One way to define the difference between a regular belief and a sacred belief is that people who hold sacred beliefs think it is morally wrong for anyone to question those beliefs. If someone does question those beliefs, they’re not just being stupid or even depraved, they’re actively doing violence. They might as well be kicking a puppy. When people hold sacred beliefs, there is no disagreement without animosity. In this mindset, people who disagreed with my views weren’t just wrong, they were awful people. I watched what people said closely, scanning for objectionable content. Any infraction reflected badly on your character, and too many might put you on my blacklist. Calling them ‘sacred beliefs’ is a nice way to put it. What I mean to say is that they are dogmas.”

    • Because says:

      “One way to define the difference between a regular belief and a sacred belief is that people who hold sacred beliefs think it is morally wrong for anyone to question those beliefs. If someone does question those beliefs, they’re not just being stupid or even depraved, they’re actively doing violence. They might as well be kicking a puppy. When people hold sacred beliefs, there is no disagreement without animosity. In this mindset, people who disagreed with my views weren’t just wrong, they were awful people.

      Doesn’t Chunky tweet that five times a day facing San Francisco?

      • Octopus says:

        Note, that essay was written by a lesbian radical on the cusp of graduating from college. Read the whole thing, for some context. Which makes her clear-eyed analysis of unthinking leftist insanity all the more compelling. If she keeps thinking and examining ideas so honestly, she’s destined to turn into a conservative one day. I really believe that.

        Chunky’s dumbth since his Moronic Conversion epitomizes the very worst of the radical Left’s dogmatic insistence on itself, for its own wrongteous sake. And he’s 64. 😆

  40. Bunk X says:


    • Pakimon says:

      I perused her Twitter timeline briefly and concluded that tweet is just an attempt to establish “bonafides” with any gay folks and friends who might stop by to read.

      To be young, idealistic and bubbleheaded again…. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        On second thought, I don’t think I was bubbleheaded back in my youth.

        At least I hope not…

        At any rate At least I prevented Pakimog from making some sort of potentially misogynistic remark containing some variation of “Me so horny, me love you long time”. 😆

  41. Pakimon says:

    The only person who is sensitive about the long discredited “floor-pooping” meme is you, Chunky.

    That you continually bring it up long after all of the other Ginger Chuck detractors have dropped it is telling.

    Something about your living room maybe?

    Besides, take it up with Gus, not The Ginger Chuck.

    • Pakimon says:

      See what I mean? 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        I wonder what he was trying to DO to the poor john???

      • Pakimon says:

        Some things are best left unknown.

        After Gus wolfed down those two fried chicken breasts he found in the Safeway dumpster, I can only imagine though I’m trying not to… 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Correction: The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail didn’t bring up the “floor-pooping” meme in the above instance.

      However it should be noted that whenever somebody mentions it, he’s all over it like it were an unattended Family Sized bag of Cheetos.

      Note to “Campbell” :

      If you want to have some real fun, ask Chunkles why he uses a fifteen year old avatar.

      Or about why he stated “Weiner’s weiner” could’ve been his.

      Or about how he could’ve been “duped and misled” for eight years.

      Or about peeing into empty Mountain Dew bottles because he was too busy monitoring his blog for sockpuppets to use the bathroom.

      Then you’ll see what blocking really is about along with being reported for harassment and being labeled a “psycho stalker”. 😆

  42. Pakimon says:

    At least you’re getting some attention, eh Chunky?

    You and The Ginger Chuck are flip sides of the same coin.

    The only thing is that he has a lot more Twitter followers than you.

    Generating those socks to reach 12K followers after being stuck on 11.9K followers for the last six months must’ve really cut into your Cheetos time.

    Rut Roh!

    The Ginger Chuck is back over 20K followers!

    Better get busy, Chunky! The Cheetos along with those rancid avocado and artisanal cheese burritos will have to wait! 😆

    • Arachne says:

      And let’s be mindful that when they started out, Ginger had a 2,500 deficit in the follower count.

  43. Pakimon says:

    This Sunday morning thread clogging brought to you by Pakimog’s t-shirt of the day!

    * I think the expression on the woman’s face sums up the feelings of all the ladies here when it comes to some of Pakimog’s antics. 😆

  44. ISpeakJive says:

    Work-related e-mails?
    Fancy new laptop?
    Can afford an actual piece of meat for dinner that hasn’t been canned, stewed or chopped into tiny bits?

    OMGosh, I think Goose might actually have a JOB!!!!

    Wonders never cease.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’ll believe it when Gus stops tweeting nonstop, eighteen hours a day, seven days a week.

      • Octopus says:

        Me, too. He doesn’t have a job. He’s a found a new place to flop.

      • rightymouse says:

        That’s why they’re called flop houses.

      • Octopus says:

        That was my Mom’s favorite expression, when she was mad at us teens for sleeping in all day on weekends, after being out late the night before. “This isn’t a flop house! Go cut the grass!” 😆

      • Abu oyliM says:

        Nicely done. Being called a moron at Ace is quite an achievement, unless you’re a moron, which you’re not.

        Your Wings look good while my Hawks have the truck in reverse. Painful to watch a team that cannot score. 😦

      • Abu oyliM says:

        vvvvvvvv My reply was for vvvvvvvv
        Octo rogered the thread again!1!!!!11!

  45. Octopus says:

    I got “Letters To Lida” a special mention at Ace’s Sunday Book Thread — should sell a few copies, I guess.

    Chunky, maybe we can get your book mentioned next….oh, wait. You don’t have a book. Pam has books. You have unsold calendars, and some old comic books. 😦

    • Pakimon says:

      and a cookbook. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        A cookbook written by Teh Banned Ones, it must be noted. Featuring “Sharmuta’s Potato Surprise,” in which the surprise is rancid avocado. She later apologized to Charles for this recipe, and some other things.

    • Pakimon says:

      Glad the book got a mention in Ace’s book thread.

      I think I’ll get off my ass and go get a copy.

      • Pakimon says:

        I’m old school. I like actually going to a book store to buy my books.

        They’re selling copies of “Letters to Lida” at the Barnes and Noble so I’ll make a run today or tomorrow. 😀

      • Octopus says:

        The book kept me up all night, but of course I was looking for mentions of my Dad, of which there were several. Just comments in passing, but still, it felt like I was eavesdropping on the old man as a young man, and what he was doing at the age of 19 is mind-boggling to me.

        I mean, my Dad never talked about it, and definitely had nothing good to say about war. I feel like I understand him better, the way he was as a man and father. He had no false bravado, and scoffed at that quality in others. He had proven his own mettle, faced down death and survived.

        No wonder he and I had nothing to talk about for a couple of years, when I was a teenaged asshole who wouldn’t listen to anyone, because I knew everything. I mean, we didn’t speak at all, for a long time. If only I could go back in time, and punch myself in the dick. Thankfully, I got over myself and started appreciating Dad after I moved out and started paying my own bills. We became the best of friends, over time.

      • Hugo Chunkez, LGF is mine but you can look at it says:

        Glad it worked out well. And you didn’t even have to punch yourself in the dick!

    • Because says:

      And Atari software.

  46. kbdabear says:

    Bicycle pics done right

  47. kbdabear says:

    Bicycle pics that don’t resemble a Schwinn owners manual

  48. kbdabear says:

  49. kbdabear says:

  50. rightymouse says:

    Real men don’t ride sissy bikes.

  51. rightymouse says:

    Cola just sprayed out of my mouth/nose all over my desk & keyboard.

  52. rightymouse says:

  53. Because bumf science says:
  54. fatman123 says:

    yo Octo…
    my dad was a Marine, 6th Marines, 2nd Div…he fought on Guadalcanal, assaulted Tarawa and Saipan, mopped up on Okinawa..he came back to the states once to San Diego and shipped right back out…3 1/2 years…my mom was frantic, I have about 30 letters between them at that time…talk about pain and faith and passion…I have a reasonable history of his adventure, carefully collected and saved…when you posted those pics of your dad and his aircrew, I about shit…semper fi amigo

    • Octopus says:

      You’re certainly lucky to be alive, Fatman. The casualty figures in each of those battles…bloody awful. 😯

      My Dad enlisted in the Army Air Corps for two reasons. One, he wanted to be a pilot. He washed out in the night-vision portion of the testing. Secondly, he figured that if he was going to get killed in combat, at least in the air it would be quick, and he wouldn’t have to walk all over Europe. He always thought he’d be fighting in Europe, as two of his cousins were at the time.

      Thanks to your Dad, and all the Marines who made it possible for the Air Corps. I’ve read a lot of books by veterans of those battles, most recently (this week), “Angel On My Shoulder” by John Pope. Your Dad may have known Pope, come to think of it. If you haven’t read it, it’s one you should check out:

  55. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      That is awesome. Better have some smooth roads for that low-rider, though. Michigan roads would tear that thing up. 😆

  56. just bumf says:

    Charles since I know you read here I would just like to say you are a real butthole