Charles calls ChenZhen: “obsessed stalker”

Charles’ Twitter theater was iun full swing today as the fat blog we love to mock, engaged in aย losing arguments with Steve Goddard. ChenZhen appeared on the timeline to mock the washed up musician’s record of being wrong. Playing the man under siege role, Charles displys the Chen’s tweet at LGF.

Chen Obsessed

Notice Charles does not dispute Chen’s mention of his massive defeat in Weinergate, Charles Johnson has a losing track record on every controversy he has jumped on.


166 Comments on “Charles calls ChenZhen: “obsessed stalker””

  1. So, Charles, we who used to respect you and now call you out on your bombast and ill will are stalkers. Are the critics of Obama also stalkers, or just racists? What about those patriotic dissidents who spewed hate at Bush?
    Pathetic, whining creep.

    • Arachne says:

      Always being mindful that Fart Cheeks is constantly snotting about people who totally ignore him. Because he’s not an obsessed STALKER – oh no no…..the retweets his silliness gets suggests otherwise. People are growing weary of him.

  2. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

  3. Octopus says:

    This poor dog is more successful at catching things than Chunky is at catching on with the blogosphere, since his Moronic Conversion.

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s hilarious! lol!
      We have a Shepherd mix and he can’t catch anything to save his soul.

      • Octopus says:

        Really? I’ve never had a dog that couldn’t catch any food thrown near him. George is really sharp, but our old dog Murphy, a Chesapeake Bay Retriever, was the all-time champ. You could fire anything at him, fast or slow, and he never missed. No wonder he developed a weight-issue. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • rightymouse says:

        Murphy sounds like hubby’s dog he had about 30 years ago. Champion frisbee catcher. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That’s my dog with the tennis balls. So we lob them now from about 5 feet real low and slow, aiming right at his mouth, and when he gets one we clap and go YAY! He just beams with pride. It’s hilarious.

  4. Octopus says:

    Yay! Stupid Sinclair is back, Frank’s even-more-addled brother. Always good for a laugh! ๐Ÿ˜†

  5. Because weeeee says:

  6. Abu says:

    That. Is. Awesome. That sheep better haul ass!

  7. Because yo says:

  8. Because work? says:

    • Minnow says:

      Wow Gus! Such a Big Boy! Hey everyone, Gus got a work related email! Wow – so important! Such a milestone!!!

      I have no misconceptions about Gus, his employment or his fucking emails though. He will fuck this opportunity up as he has every other opportunity he has had.

      In short order, we will be reading about how everyone fucked him over and how it was all someone else’s fault.


      • Because says:

        I dunno. Not to many architects out there with experience with Bumfcad. They may be desperate enough to let him work from the garage.

      • Bunk X says:

        He was trying to reload a free 30-day trial of Revit or AutoDesk or something. AutoCad has an option to buy or pay for a yearly license, but anyone who is running an older purchased version is in good shape.

        Gus is a renter.

    • pineapple with a jazzy ponytail! says:

      This must be really puzzling for Goos.

    • Pakimon says:

      What the “work related email” said:

      We are not currently accepting applications at this Burger King franchise for dumpster inspectors.

  9. pineapple with a jazzy ponytail! says:

    Does Fuckface really believe that desertion should only be a dishonorable discharge?


    • rightymouse says:

      Only under Obama. Because it would be racist to think otherwise.

    • Minnow says:

      Speaking of “dumb”. Wow Barry.

      Not only does your comment reflect on your inability (five bra’) to think through concepts and arrive at a rational conclusion – but your grammar and sentence structure here is truly embarrassing.

      You really should have paid a little more attention in your 9th grade English class.

      That is horrible!

      “Look at me!. My name is Barry and I’m an idiot!” (subtle head nod accompanied by a stupid shit eating grin).

    • Because says:

      The official line is that he was “swiftboated”.

    • Arachne says:

      How many of those freed terror leaders went back into the field, you dumbshit morons? Bergdahl should not have been bargained for. He should have been stood in front of an effing FIRING squad.

    • Octopus says:

      For the win. Again.

    • Bunk X says:

      Six soldiers lost their lives searching for defector Bergdahl, and five enemy generals were released into the wild. How many others died (or will die) as a result of that absurd trade?

  10. Pakimon says:

    Looks like Steve Goddard has officially replaced The Ginger Chuck on Chunky’s “who shall I stalk today?” list.

    Wait until Goddard starts ignoring The Chunkster, that’s when the real fun will begin. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Because says:

      Yeah. some commenters at Real Science tried to warn him, but he’s going to have to learn for himself.

  11. Because says:

    AAAAAND he’s still trying to milk this Goddard thing…

    • Octopus says:

      Like I was saying last night, the recognition from Goddard has Fatass all tingly and engorged, under the pannus. He’ll be wanking to this tune for weeks.

  12. rightymouse says:

    How intelligent of you Fatso…

  13. ISpeakJive says:

    ANNND, knowing what I know about land measurements of temp, I really can’t see how satellite data could possibly be worse. Oy.

  14. Octopus says:

  15. Octopus says:

    Talk about finding a turd in the punchbowl! ๐Ÿ˜†

  16. rightymouse says:

    Fussy Gussy is AWOL. That email must have been a doozy! ๐Ÿ˜†

  17. JimboXL says:

    Once again Obola proves his critics right by being unable to make a good deal for the American people. He traded for a deserter. This again shows that the Iran deal that he makes will be another bad one for his country like every one of his “deals.”

    • Octopus says:

      Remember Dinesh D’Souza’s movie, “2016: Obama’s America.” It’s almost time to do a follow-up, to marvel at how correct that picture of the Unicorn Messiah turned out to be. It’s very much like he’s working against American interests, at home and abroad.

  18. Because historian of SCIENCE!!!!! says:

    • Minnow says:

      Barry likes to show everyone how “smart” he is (translated – “I can use Google and pretend I actually know something.”)

      What Barry chooses to ignore is Senator Cruz message: People are sick and tired of disingenuous bullshit in our government, and in our society generally.

      But for Barry to admit that he understands this message would be for him to admit that he himself is a two-bit phony. His whole life now is dedicated to ripping on the GOP.

      Barry, you are a one trick pony and a two bit phony. Eat it fatass.

  19. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

    • Minnow says:

      Whooooo Doggies Jethro! Barry sniffing arrogantly that he thinks someone else’s “mind is going”!

      That is rich.

      So Barry, was it in 8th Grade, or perhaps 10th Grade, when you learned all about the human anatomy and how to determine when someone is losing their mind?

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. That’s a good one! Dr. Barry!?!11!!!

  20. Because says:

  21. Octopus says:

    My understanding is that the death penalty is off the table. Not sure why, but then, this administration traded five top terrorists for a deserter, so…anything goes?

  22. Octopus says:

    Not Detroit Police. Not “no reason.” Still, the video looks bad, no matter what the reasoning is behind the punching. White police beating a black suspect, automatic race-baiting and national protests. Trigger-warning! ๐Ÿ™„

  23. Because says:

    Quick, Barry. What’s the formal mathematical name for the “bell curve”?

    Here, let’s make it a multiple choice:

    a) LaGrange multiplier
    b) Hermetian eigenvector
    c) Infinite impulse response
    d) Gaussian distribution
    e) Modified cosine transform
    f) Convolution integral

  24. Really guys this is just something I do when I get bored at work. I watch hockey, the usual netflix and comcast stuff. Over here (you guys, Gus, CJ,’s twitterwarrior theatre, etc.) to me is just like another channel.

    This flame-warrior-of-the-internet thing can be fun to play around with. Everyone’s dong it now. Everyone’s sniping at everybody.

    I mean, “stalking”?


    They know more about my personal life than I do theirs, I guarantee you that.

  25. Because says:

    Here we go again…

    • Minnow says:

      Barry – you are SUCH a pussy.

      I am so glad to think I represent such a threat in your life that you have preemptively BLOCKED me on Twitter.

      You are a pussy.

      I am a threat Barry.

      It is so important for a man to understand his limits and what he can and cannot do. And, there is SO much you cannot do Barry. Look around you (in real life) and suck in the foolishness which is your life.

      You are a failed turd who cannot meet life’s challenges head on. Instead, you must hide behind man made barriers to shield yourself from the truth.

      I am the truth Barry and you are the turd.

      Enjoy your weak tit life Barry of hiding and running away.

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha – you little frightened wimp. I own your dumb ass.

    • Bunk X says:

      He doesn’t have a service memberlook back.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, Fatass – why should anyone be reporting anyone else for harassment on your say so. Sending a screenshot of this to Twitter on how you work to get accounts suspended. Do you follow him? Was he responding to a tweet you were mentioned in? Are you in HIS timeline as well?

      I like the Hawk’s idea – if an account is suspended because of the BS from tweetybird gang ups like the one Fatass is advocating – i.e., simply for disagreeing – then those reporting accounts should be suspended. PERIOD. No return. PERIOD.

  26. Bunk X says:

    Governor Scott Walker is “terrifying.”

    Dark_Falcon 3/25/2015 10:01:13 am PDT
    re: #336 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

    Terrifying because I realize that Walker has a reasonable shot at the nomination. Of course, in 2012, I was convinced that Rick Perry was going to walk away with itโ€ฆ

    Donโ€™t be terrified of Scott Walker. Heโ€™d make a decent president, actually.

    • Octopus says:

      Maybe Wendell is terrified because Walker is weak on illegal immigration. I think Wendell is a racist!

  27. Because says:

    A light bulb illuminates.

    • Just poop says:

      Glad to see Gus is being priced out

      • Because says:

        The garages in Baton Rouge are still pretty reasonable.

      • Octopus says:

        He needs a rent-controlled garage, close to the Safeway. Not that easy to procure, in Denver. Everyone’s a mile-high.

      • Arachne says:

        Scratchy is like every other moocher – god forbid the people who can pay for anything are allowed to. These days, if you want to put up a nice housing development in Californa, you are “required” to set aside a certain percentage of the units built for those “that couldn’t afford it otherwise.” Technically, they try to tell you it’s for firefighters and police officers and teachers. In our condo complex in Livermore, CA, it’s for minorities who invite their gangbanger friends over and deal drugs. How loverly for us.

    • Yes, all those cities, towns and counties and states that have huge welfare/entitlement programs, full pensions and benefits for public sector employees and teachers [and I write this as a hiskool teacher] …
      And those devious Koch Brothersยฎ who take their orders from George Soros.
      It must be painful being you, Gus.

    • Bunk X says:

      Like San Diego. Like L.A. Like Denver. Try Detroit next, Gus. Probably don’t have to pay rent in some of those burned out shacks, just save up for some plywood to keep the wind and local vermin out.

  28. Because says:

    Or a Nazi?

  29. Because says:


  30. rightymouse says:

  31. Octopus says:

    Gentrification Nazis! ๐Ÿ˜†

    Life is hard, when you’re a Sterno-bum on the skids. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • Because says:

      Shorter: riff-raff complains of exclusion of riff-raff.

      • Octopus says:

        Riff-Raff Backlash!

        Guess it should be expected. “Let them eat pie.” (Banquet expired pie)

    • Hey, Gus? High rents offset exorbitant property taxes [all those freebies your kind insist on] and high construction costs. And yes, property owners, such as restaurants, clubs, etc., can set whatever prices they wish, in order to … wait for it … keep out the riffraff, such as you.

  32. Octopus says:

    Every branch of the Denver Public Library has free wi-fi, Gus. They usually have pretty lenient policies towards reasonably-clean bums who come in to warm up, and maybe read some Marx, Hayek or Chomsky. You could get a lot of tweeting done there, while you wait for a free cot in someone’s garage to become available.

    Just trying to help, my internet friend. You’ve provided me with a lot of yuks. I’m paying it backward.

  33. Octopus says:

    Hilaria’s yoga-poses were the best thing about Alec Baldwin, by far. ๐Ÿ™‚

  34. Octopus says:

    No, really. Other than that, he’s worthless.

  35. The blobfish says:

    This needs to happen often and every time this cocksucker orchestrates other noninvolved parties to harrass other twitter users.

    • Minnow says:

      Very true. Barry is the biggest crybaby whiner on Twitter and his tactics are unfair and rude. His dumbass should be booted the Hell out of there.

      • Arachne says:

        Especially when they look at the timeline – Fatass invaded Ginger’s timeline and then made a vulgar remark about his father.

  36. Pakimon says:

    I’ll preempt rightymouse’s response with a picture of this “hunk a burnin’ love”. ๐Ÿ˜†

  37. rightymouse says:

    Well that makes our job easier, you Commie-Nazi.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s a real cosmic-groaner, that a 64-yr-old man lives only for mindless tweeting, and fussing over the policies of the Twitterverse. This is a prodigy of soulless noodling in his 20’s, designer of the widely-acclaimed “Mouse-Ka-Mania” Atari cursor program in his 40’s, accidental recipient of vast internet fame in his 50’s (thanks to 9-11 and the brand new blogosphere), and now look at him, if you’re wearing protective glasses that won’t shatter. A completely lost, delusional old goofball, suitable only for pity. Except he’s so unlikable, he must be mocked.

    • swamprat says:

      Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs

      Twitter hasn’t publicized it much, but you can now report psychos who harass people even if you’re not the target of the harassment.

      Twitter hasn’t publicized it much, but you can now report psychos who harass people even if you’re not the target of the harassment.

      Twitter hasn’t publicized it much, but you can now report psychos who harass people even if you’re not the target of the harassment.




  38. Because weeeee says:

    • Pakimon says:

      I can’t even… ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜†

      • Octopus says:


        You should be so fortunate, honey.

      • Pakimon says:

        I’m wondering if Jill believes Chunkles actually looks like his fifteen year old avatar.

        I think a more current photo would be quite the turd in her “budding romance” punchbowl. ๐Ÿ˜†

  39. Pakimon says:

    Why do I get the feeling that this is going to blow up in Chunky’s face? ๐Ÿ˜†

  40. Because says:

  41. Because says:

    This looks pretty stalky to me.

    • Because olo says:

      Works sooper-dooper, Chunks. It’s about 25 miles from my location.

      ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

    • trebob says:

      Poor Poor Charles. You really don’t understand the internet very well at all do you? Let’s see, the first time I used these APIs tonight it said I was in Oklahoma City, OK, USA and after a minor adjustment it now says the Philippines, in a few minutes, it’s gonna say I’m in Canada or maybe Chiina. What’s a boy to do?

      Internet Lesson # 4382

      There is no geography in cyberspace.

      Thus endeth the lesson.

      • Because olo says:

        Wasn’t he the one saying a week ago that Ginger didn’t understand IP addresses.

        ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

  42. readergirl13 says:


  43. Minnow says:

    this thread is officially rogered.