Charles is now anti-war

During the 2000’s Charles was gung ho in support of war. If anyone criticized the Iraq war, Charles would attack that person without mercy. Even when he shifted to the Left, Charles supported the Libyan war and wanted to strike Assad in Syria. Now all of a sudden, he’s had a Paul on the road to Damascus moment and is now anti-war!

No war

Charles better oppose any military action done by his beloved god-king. Somehow, I doubt the jazz musician will oppose any military action by his idol.


78 Comments on “Charles is now anti-war”

  1. trebob says:

    50 million (1 out of 7) Americans on food stamps (Gov assistance), 95 million (1 out of 3.5) out of work, over 14 million (1 out of 25) on disability. We are nothing but social safety nets. What we need is for people (Americans and others) to take responsibility for themselves. Once they do that, then taking care of the rest will be easy.

    And while we are on that subject, who do you think pays for the social safety nets you enjoy now? Why, that wicked 1% you are always railing against. They pay 25% or more of the total tax bill for the country while the bottom 50% (you turds) pays nothing. That’s a free ride my friend and you need to get off the bus.

    Charles, you and Gus are the low life’s in this country. Get a job and contribute rather than sucking the system dry.

  2. trebob says:

    Ocky, I’m shocked you don’t want a shamrock in your Guinness today, of all days. It’s tradition and shit.

    • Octopus says:

      I just want to drink the good stout health-beer. Shamrocks are for faux-Micks. 😉

      Is it too early to start the drinkin’?

  3. trebob says:

    And Righty, I know you don’t think you like beer but please go out today and get you one of these works of art (poured properly of course).

    • rightymouse says:

      Thanks darls…but it’s the smell of beer and the taste that I’ve never been able manage. 😦

  4. Because says:

    The “1%”? You mean the 1% with the hooked noses and shekels?

  5. trebob says:

    One more St. Patrick’s indulgence. Maybe this won’t bring a lump in your throat.

  6. dwells38 says:

    Oh yes we can tell Chunky is so passionate about the social safety net. Hey look! Ginger just Tweeted!!

  7. Captain Death says:

    I note that the fat man is using the “1%” rhetoric. Charles is on public assistance and disability.

  8. doppel milyo says:

    charles is now luaP noR

  9. doppel milyo says:

    not drinking today. still hungover from the greatest boozefest this side of ……
    well the greatest boozefest ever.
    Nemos St Patricks day parade, Detroit. last sunday

    ran me a 22 and change 5K first though. then had 11 dozen beers

    how bout that michigan springtime, eh octo?

    • Octopus says:

      Beautiful weather here, Dop. It was a lot warmer in FL last week, but it’s coming on fast. Opening Day is almost here. 🙂

    • Pretty solid 5k. I think my best effort is somewhere in the 23s

    • Pakimon says:

      My running days are long over due to too a lifetime of smoking and drinking.

      I do make it a point to do the 5K Susan Komen Race For the Cure breast cancer run/walk every year.

      It goes without saying that I walk along with all the other out of shape folks but I always come in at just under an hour.

      i call it my annual boob walk. 😀

      • rightymouse says:

        Try e-cigs. Seriously. The real things can kill ya & we’d like you to hang around for a while. 🙂

  10. dwells38 says:

    Failed hijacking of United flight out of Dulles Airport
    4 hours ago

    Wha??? Chunky can’t even get the basic news right. And the one chance he had to use the word “deranged” where it actually makes sense, he fails to use it.

    United Airlines flight grounded after passenger reportedly rushes cockpit, yelling ‘jihad!’

    He did not attempt to hijack the plane. He was hysterical and out of his mind aka DERANGED.

    “One held his feet and the other one kind of laid on top of him and then the flight attendants went and got some plastic restraints for his arms,” said passenger Donna Tellam, according to KTRK. “At one point when his head was down he said there were jihadists in the cargo hold and he did say jihad a couple times.”

    He even gets it wrong when he’s not lying to benefit the Progturds.

    • just poop says:

      for all we know that loony could have been Charle’s boxer briefs rushing that cockpit

      except for the leaving the house, paying for a plane ticket, and he didnt need two seat belt extenders

  11. dwells38 says:

    Lack Of Snow Prompts Sierra-At-Tahoe To Close At Earliest Time In Decades
    5 hours ago

    That’s right Chunky. No snow = Teh Climate! Lots of snow = Teh Climate!

    So go Commie!!!

    • Arachne says:

      Notice — “in decades” So it closed early before. Like in the 70’s, the last time we had a drought. So it’s a rare phenomenon but it happens.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        There was a hell of a drought around 1989-1990 or so. Didn’t rain a drop until February. Not sure the ski areas even opened at all that season.

  12. dwells38 says:

    In the 70s they built apartments in Denver that was affordable by a wide demographic. Not anymore.
    42 minutes ago

    “affordable by a wide demographic.” You mean cheap apartments? So Gus has been thrown out by his roommate and is now looking for a cheap apartment. But all he’s finding is stuff gainfully employed people can afford.

    • Because says:

      There’s still affordable housing.

      • Octopus says:

        Gus’s Dream Home! 🙂

      • Because says:

        That deck will come in handy in the coming warmer weather. Imagine sipping sterno from glasses with little umbrellas up there. Might even be able to find a couple of plastic chairs to go up there.

        And it’s got wheels, too! He can take it to Culver City.

      • OLT's Next Best Thing To Suicide Bombers says:

        But the paint matches Kalegore’s Green Egg smoker. <- architectural plus

      • Because says:

        I want some smoked green eggs. Green eggs and spam. Smoked to perfection. Breakfast of champions.

  13. OLT's Next Best Thing To Suicide Bombers says:

    Twitterwarrior Theatre is basically the best thing on teh innertubes.

    Gus-Gus is bemoaning the American suburbs AND the “gentrification” of the decaying cities (i.e., too many white people). It’s like an HBO series, except without the writing, talent, visual spectacle, music, or anything else.

    What, oh what is an unemployed Twitter-addicted asshole to do in such a miserable and despicable country?

    Meanwhile, Stalker Charles is advertising that he’s a #brasnapper. He Who Fights With Girls is looking to add another conservative (and therefore EVIL) woman to his list of People That It’s OK To Stalk Except I’m Not A Stalker They Are So They Deserve It Except That’s Not What I’m Doing.

    These two belong together. Killgore is altogether too human, Dork Falcon is just sad, and Sharmuta was just the kind of love that cannot be. But Gus-Gus, now that’s different. A bitter leech and a creepy aging stalker – it’s a match made in the darkest corner of the Donkey Show, where even the cucarachas don’t go.

  14. dwells38 says:

    Here’s a fun aside: It’s Mika B from Morning Joe trying to argue the case (LOL!) o a champion debater and legal scholar why he’s a traitor to his country. This with no intellect, no knowledge of history, no facts and no understanding of the role of the congress. Ted, looking almost amused and pleased enjoys explaining it all to her as she sputters and crinkles her face.

    • dwells38 says:

      I’m surprised Breitbart called that “sparring”. Since sparring implies some kind of equivalence of ability.

  15. dwells38 says:

    I see @ChuckCJohnson has now gone into “Firehose of Idiotic Comments Pretending to Be Profound” mode.
    7 minutes ago

    Um Chunky have you checked your little buddy Gillig…I mean Gus’ Twitter comments lately?

    Here’s a samp:

    Apparently people still think humans are these other worldly creatures.
    1 hour ago

    • dwells38 says:

      Plus let’s face it Chunky you’re seething with envy that he’s so much more prolific than you with original commentary and observations. Notice how he doesn’t have a news link on each Tweet like you usually do? And he Tweets not only as himself but also as his News org Ya know, like a professional? Your not exactly impressing people with your @Green_Balls or whatever.

      Also your ICYMI: Ginger got detained after you shouted it from the mountaintops all day yesterday was downright pathetic.

  16. dwells38 says:

    Unbelievably moronic that this CEO isn’t focusing on quality and service and shareholder value.

    Cramer says: Sell, Sell, Sell

    • Because says:

      On the other hand, there are a lot of grievance studies grads among the baristas, so they won’t need any training.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Did I just read that every Starbucks employee who works 20 or more hours a week can get their Junior and Senior year tuition fully paid at Arizona State online? WOW.

      They do that and then this. On a crusade to save the world, making a few missteps along the way.

  17. windbag says:

    “How many times does America need to get tricked…” Insight into the fat blob’s thinking. Nobody thinks a matter through, considers the facts, envisions likely scenarios based on specific actions, and eventually takes a stance. No. People have to be tricked into chasing after the shiniest gadget.

    Chuckles would not only fall for the Child Catcher’s ridiculous tricks, he would sit, shackled to the wall in the dungeon, telling the other children how lucky they were to have such a loving and caring overlord who rescued them from the streets.

    What a pathetic, non-thinking tool.

  18. dwells38 says:

    Babycakes exists on a higher plane, far removed from the partisan concerns of lesser beings with lower IQs. @SnarkAmendment
    1 hour ago

    Chunk can’t live on a higher plane mostly because of gravity.

  19. Octopus says:

    It’s a firehose of dumbth! The other Libturds on Twitter scream, “ENOUGH!,” but there is never enough babycakes for Dear Fatass.

    Babycakes exists on a higher plane, far removed from the partisan concerns of lesser beings with lower IQs. @SnarkAmendment
    1 hour ago
    Henceforth he shall be known as The Award Winning Ubiquitous Babycakes. @Kragar_LGF
    1 hour ago
    BREAKING EXCLUSIVE WOW! Must credit Goatnews!
    1 hour ago
    Special Agent Babycakes is on the case!
    2 hours ago
    It was just a matter of time before Babycakes Johnson tried to claim credit for Aaron Schock resigning. lol
    2 hours ago
    I’m a bit surprised he hasn’t injected himself into that story yet. He’s slipping. @Samfrommaine @ChuckCJohnson
    2 hours ago
    I see @ChuckCJohnson has now gone into “Firehose of Idiotic Comments Pretending to Be Profound” mode.
    2 hours ago

    This isn’t stalking, in Chunky’s dim little brain? 😆

  20. rightymouse says:

    And you’re a certifiable loser, as is your butt-buddy, Fatso Johnson.

  21. JimboXL says:

    How could the safety net get any bigger? Are they planning to open a rift between universes to find another America to leech off of?

  22. Wow 39 updings. That must be just about everyone left.

  23. Minnow says:

    When Barry stalks, harrasses and otherwise bothers someone else, it is cutting edge, insightful and clever. It could NEVER be classified in a negative sense.


  24. poteen2 says:

    Charlie’s a 99%er now? Mommy’s money must have run out.
    Brokedick loser you are Charlie. Bought too many computer toys from those dirty 1% capitalist Apple assholes.
    Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

  25. Octopus says:

    I love babies. Especially when they go home, with their parents. I can’t wait to spoil my grandkids. 😈

  26. JimboXL says:

    How many Americans could be given a safety net of a hundred thousand in cash each for the amount of unnecessary trips and vacations Obola and Mrs Obola take as they abuse the office? How much cash could have been handed out for all the cash funneled into the green energy frauds perpetrated by greedy pig donor cronies?

    Also, it’s funny that the ones chiding imaginary neocon war supporters are the same ones wondering why we haven’t gone to war with Russia yet to help Ukraine over a land dispute fiasco which is thanks in part to Obola and McCain’s meddling.

  27. Octopus says:

    Said to be one of, if not the most agonized-over song in the Stones catalog. They were pretty free-wheeling during the recording of “Exile,” sleeping all day and playing all night, but they ended up with a whole bunch of recorded versions of this song, which itself evolved from an earlier effort entitled “Good Time Women.” I’ve always loved this song, since I heard it as a kid on my much-older sister’s record player. It’s just a groove. It’s a Stones-y groove. Too soulful.

    • dwells38 says:

      I do like the groove. It’s a good groove and a toe tapper.

      • Octopus says:

        There’s a lot of rubbish out there with soulless noodling plastered on top. And often, it’s played by orange-jumpsuited comical nerds. I don’t like it!

      • Octopus says:

        The fore-runner is also a great tune, fitting right into the true-blues vibe of Exile’s Side One. To me, “Tumbling Dice” is a definite upgrade, but Jagger was never happy with the final cut and mix. I like this version almost as much, and added it into my digital Exile album:

  28. dwells38 says:

    Bibi won! Suck it Chunk.

  29. Octopus says:

    Here;s another dirty song, from around the same time, though not the same album. Similar themes, groove and overall nastiness. The Stones.

  30. dwells38 says:

    Wow. It took the DOJs report to satisfy Capehart that exoneration of Darrel Wilson is legit. So kudos to him for finally realizing the truth. So where is Chunky on this? Is he going to call Capehart an oreo like Russell Brand would because JC doesn’t wear baggy pants and live in the ghetto where black people are supposed to stay, and have a gold tooth and pronounce police poe-leece? Or is he going to renounce the MB protester movement as bogus and driven by anti-logic and white hatred paranoia?

    LOL! Ha he’s not going to do either of those things. He’s going to ignore it all and call Ginger a stalker and a racist.

  31. dwells38 says:

    Preezydunce Obungle says ISIS is GW Bush’s fault. Preezydunce Obungle is the perfect Preezydunce because he doesn’t know anything until they flip the channel from ESPN to CNN. That’s how he found out about ISIS (ISIL as he calls it). It’s great because he’s just a regular guy like the rest of us. As soon as he finds out about a terror army that’s been out there for two years it immediately piques his interest away from the real terrorists (some American white people aka the GOP)

  32. Pakimon says:

    Obama sends his crack team of political operatives to Israel to undermine Bibi Netanyahu’s election chances.

    The result?