Charles Johnson’s Stealth Dinger, The 2015 VA Senate Bill & Hillary’s Night Gallery Pants

The Swamp was discussing The Restoration Act [Senate Bill S.1982] of 2015 and how the 114th Congress GOP majority defeated it. The proposed Act expands VA benefits to veterans injured outside of military service to include injuries sustained in the private sector and more. Nevermind that the same Bill was defeated in the 113th Dem-controlled Congress, and finding the vote tallies (from both 2014 and 2015) escapes my random sleuthing because I’d rather talk about Little Green Footballs.

Looky here:

Hidden Dork 1

Seems that Charles has updated his downdinger algorithm to automatically hide contrarian points of view, i.e., those who are deluged with LGF negative karma downdings like Dork Falcon.

[BTW, lizard “WhatEVs” (aka “Just Jay”) needs a lesson on Sciency Things. One strand of DNA from VJJ’s hair can exculpate/exonerate him/her as one of Charles Johnson’s progeny. I suggest that VJJ stop spitting out his/her Sugar-Free Trident and start policing his/her local sidewalks just in case the wads are one of his/her own and he/she’s got an outstanding traffic warrant or worse. Just sayin’.]

So what eggshell did Dork Falcon step on to deserve The New Little Green Footballs Hide Function? This:

Hidden Dork 2

Yeah, Dork Falcon missed the point completely, but he’s there as an example as to what may happen to one’s honestly posted opinions on Little Green Footballs.

Oh, I almost forgot – Hillary’s Billseye Un-Photoshopped Target Pants. Stay clear of that squid beak.

Hillary Pants

99 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s Stealth Dinger, The 2015 VA Senate Bill & Hillary’s Night Gallery Pants”

  1. Minnow says:

    I’d be willing to bet that Killary never put out for Bill – especially after they were married. No wonder the dude strayed as he did.

    Those pants? Feh.

    • Bunk X says:

      Sperm’s eye view… eep.

      • Octopus says:

        The pants were designed to focus a scatter-brained young man’s attention, and they worked their magic perfectly. He was spellbound. Hmm…focus…magic…what kind of hocus pocus are we dealing with, here? Yodeling into the abyss? Do not yodel too long into the abyss, lest the abyss yodel into your soul. 😯

      • Bunk X says:

        One of the greatest songs featuring the late Popeye ever.

      • Octopus says:

        They should have given the old salt a credit. Great obit, matey! 🙂 😥

  2. Juan Epstein says:

    Blasphemous images must not be seen, Yachi.

  3. OLT's I'd Feel Bad About It, But It's Hillary says:

    Those pants were before they snuck a snuke up her snizz.

    • Because says:

      Yeah, I remember that Dr. Seuss book. The Snuke that Snuck up the Snizz. I used to just look at the pictures.

  4. just poop says:

    what was webb hubbell thinkin tappin that nasty ass?

  5. OLT's Next Best Thing To Suicide Bombers says:

    Hey, science-y Libs/Progs/Assorted Turds of LGF – you can get a boatload of information (including DNA) from a single hair. Why, you can take a strand of Gus-Gus’ hair and probably get a good idea of his Sterno consumption. And, as pointed out, saliva works, too. As does almost ANYTHING that comes off/out of your body (right, Bill Clinton?) Holy coyote, watch a cop drama on TV if you can’t read. Have your mom explain it to you while she’s washing your clothes and making your mac and cheese. Hell, go back to third grade. I know you dropped out, but it’s OK. Billy Madison did it, right?

    Just an observation, but you idjits that “believe” in SCIENCE are every bit as ignorant of its facts as are the illiterate adherents of the various radical branches of Islam and the purported Christians in their white robes and pointy hats*.

    Yet you make fun of “crayshunists” and “deniers” and others, all while not having the most basic grasp of anything you believe other than what you hear from a shouting demagogue. You’re all inches away from strapping bombs on yourselves and boarding buses full of Joooooos, metaphorically. I think the only thing saving us all is your inner cowardice.

    Projection must be caused by a virus transmitted via keyboards. Or maybe it’s just another bug in Stalker Charles’ “code”.

    *Democrats, btw

  6. Because says:

  7. Because says:

    Guus, you’re not Hillary Clinton.

  8. Because says:

    Hey dipstick, the reason why we don’t build anything anymore is green idiots like your master. And they don’t want to create jobs for white men. Remember?

    • Bunk X says:

      Um, Gus, the service industry mops floors, does laundry and goes and pounds on people. It’s called the SEIU.

  9. trebob says:

    Take the day off from what? Smokin’ dope? Why do something earth-shattering and get a job!

  10. dwells38 says:

    Jeb Bush’s Email Troubles Grow More Serious
    1 hour ago

    Who’s email troubles????

  11. Minnow says:

    Barry is the one that uses the word “somnambulating”!?? Hey Barry, I think you are tipping your hand a little too far.

  12. dwells38 says:

    On Sunday evenings I mute “Walking Dead,” but the spoilers still creep through.
    15 hours ago

    Here’s a spoiler for you Chunk. Every episode is a glorious gore fest of ghoul’s being shot to pieces with GUNZZZZ. If it weren’t for the gunz (which you want outlawed) the non-infected humans would have been dead in hours making for just one episode entitled “Everyone Gets Eaten By Zombies”.

    • Octopus says:

      The last episode showed the writers’ true racist colors, as they killed off the young black guy who appeared to be a real up-and-comer. They killed off another strong black character this season, and both of them were very popular with the fans. Both were killed in particularly gruesome sequences. If you had any integrity, Dear Fatass, you would be tweeting your fool head off in feigned outrage.

  13. dwells38 says:

    @jillelswick Just so you know, this is a right wing wing lunatic who’s been stalking me for years.
    15 hours ago

    Just so you know I’m like a broken record.

    – Chunky McFattpants

  14. Octopus says:

    …behind the Safeway…slurp!

  15. Octopus says:

    And you’re a Climate Chaos OMG!!1! Truther. People have strange beliefs. Deal with it.

    Also, you supported a 9/11 Truther for Green Jobs Czar. You’re an idiot. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Chunky at home in his lair.

    • Arachne says:

      Gee….he’s a 9/11 Troofer, Chuckie, and that kid was surrounded by SCIENCE. He believes in Evolution. I’m sure he believes in Climate Change! And Polar Bears and rising oceans. How the hell do you explain that, Chuck?

      • OLT's Mr. Mackey's Ghost Of Your Mother Or Something says:


        /Leftist “big tent” political theory

  16. dwells38 says:

    Is today a holiday or something?
    3 hours ago

    No the bank’s not really closed. They just got tired of you coming in every day and asking if you can monetize your debt and print up some cash. I guess the white wig didn’t fool anybody that your Janet Yellen.

  17. dwells38 says:

    The awful rhetoric of Ted Cruz scares a 3-year old girl, and right wing bloggers defend it
    18 minutes ago

    Ted Cruz Frightens 3-Year-Old Girl: ‘Your World Is on Fire!’
    22 minutes ago

    Chunk repeats more than once the Progturd lie. Eschews the actual truth which is the complete opposite. The kid now thinks Cruz is a firefighter. LOL!!

    Even ABC news got it right and I’m sure they hate Cruz’ guts.

    But apparently the thought of the world engulfed in flames didn’t bother the little girl. In a radio interview with WRKO Monday, Trant’s mother, Michelle, described her daughter’s reaction, saying she wasn’t scared by Cruz’s claim and instead views the senator as a “firefighter.”

    “She looked out from my phone that she was playing with and she goes ‘the world’s on fire’ in a really high question kind of voice,” Michelle said. “A huge Cruz supporter both my husband and myself, I said to her, ‘He will be the one that will put that fire out,’ so she looked at him and he was a hero.”

    “She really basically was like, ‘Oh oh, this is a great man,’” Michelle said. “He’s a firefighter in her mind as a three year old and was quite happy and then she wanted a cookie.”

    Zane Richer, the YouTube user who posted the exchange, said the little girl wasn’t frightened by Cruz’s statement.

    “I was there, right behind this little girl, and she wasn’t frightened in the least,” Zane Richer wrote on the video page. “As a matter of fact, she was smiling and looking around, and after, when the Senator went on with his speech, the little girl just went back to calmly playing games on a phone. She wasn’t upset at all.”

    It’s crazy how Chunky went from a trusted and respected blogger to a crooked, yet still inept liar

  18. Because says:

  19. dwells38 says:

    @ProfessorFlynn Just Chuck being a self-aggrandizing liar again.
    56 minutes ago

    Wow. Poor Chunk is so butt hurt by Ginger. Ginger’s life is interesting and exciting. When there’s no news his adventures make some news for him to write about.

    For Chunky the only adventure is when he finds a Weiner’s weiner shaped Cheetoh.

    • Octopus says:

      And then he eats the flaming-hot Cheeto-dick, before he can even photograph and tweet it. Chunky’s life is too sad. 😦

    • rightymouse says:

      And he’s following Weisner’s path to destruction….

      • rightymouse says:


      • Abu Steve Dallas says:

        How timely, rightymouse. I am reading Bloom County Babylon. It is the first 5 years of the strip, which I loved but never really understood. I loved the characters but now understand the author’s animus against Teh Right. Opus the penguin rocks!

    • rightymouse says:

      Remember this Fatso and Killgore Fail? LOLOLOL!!

  20. Octopus says:

  21. dwells38 says:

    Ginger’s side of the story is here:

    Of course Chunky’s Tweeted nonsense is nothing but lying bullshit. Ginger had an invite to a Boehner fundraiser and inadvertantly went to the wrong one. Makes for a nice little story.

  22. rightymouse says:

    Hillary. Sez it all.

  23. rightymouse says:

    What for?

  24. rightymouse says:

  25. dwells38 says:

    And now, @ChuckCJohnson has gotten himself on a Capitol Police watch list as a potential stalker
    1 hour ago

    What a comical idiot Chunk is. Suddenly he’s all for cops???? After going to war against them for months because they’re all supposedly racist bullies, even murderers.

    Chunky McFatpants Johnson, the flip flopping moron who’s as transparently biased as a 5 year old arguing for a cookie.

  26. dwells38 says:

    You might be interested in my take on this one: @samrhall
    1 hour ago

    Do you think he’ll ever get that no one wants his take on anything? That’s why his blog failed and he can’t get anymore Twitter followers and even libturds are suggesting he STFU with his obsessive fixations and stalking targets.

  27. dwells38 says:

    Americans need to wake up and realize that they’re being played yet again by the military-industrial complex
    17 minutes ago

    Right Chunk. Wake up Amurika!!!! Chunk is like the left wing Earl Pitts. Almost as funny and entertaining.

  28. dwells38 says:

    Tom Cotton Tries to Sabotage Obama’s Iran Deal, Then Calls for Massive Defense Spending
    30 minutes ago

    And why should Cotton give a shit about Obungle’s retard, sellout Israel and America deal negotiated by the flip-flopping idiot Kerry?? That deal should be ratified by congress. Obungle’s the punk trying to go make friends with lying Islamists in the name of America without getting American’s endorsement. At the best he’s making himself out to be a naive idiot. And at worst he’s selling US interests out for nothing but a selfish pursuit of his pathetic “legacy”. Chunk seems to selectively not notice that Iran considers these diplomatic “negotiations” with Kerry as TOTAL VICTORY against the infidels. And this after their diplomat routinely blew up and screamed at Kerry in total disrespect and disdain almost daily. Only a moron would think he could get a fair deal under those circumstances, but Kerry’s just the moron to try!

    What a comedy of dumbth this administration is and Chunky turned turncoat just in time to own it like the lying, hating dumbshit he is.

  29. Octopus says:

    When you’ve lost the Dowd-ster…

    Well, you’ve still Chunky. That’s something.

    Sorry if you’ve seen or posted this before. I’m getting caught up on some junk.


    SundayReview | OP-ED COLUMNIST

    An Open Letter to

    MARCH 14, 2015

    Maureen Dowd

    WASHINGTON — SINCE open letters to secretive and duplicitous regimes are in
    fashion, we would like to post an Open Letter to the Leaders of the Clinton
    Republic of Chappaqua:

    It has come to our attention while observing your machinations during your
    attempted restoration that you may not fully understand our constitutional
    system. Thus, we are writing to bring to your attention two features of our
    democracy: The importance of preserving historical records and the ill-advised
    gluttony of an American feminist icon wallowing in regressive Middle Eastern
    states’ payola.

    You should seriously consider these characteristics of our nation as the
    Campaign-That-Must-Not-Be-Named progresses.

    If you, Hillary Rodham Clinton, are willing to cite your mother’s funeral to get
    sympathy for ill-advisedly deleting 30,000 emails, it just makes us want to sigh:
    O.K., just take it. If you want it that bad, go ahead and be president and leave us
    in peace. (Or war, if you have your hawkish way.) You’re still idling on the
    runway, but we’re already jet-lagged. It’s all so drearily familiar that I know we’re
    only moments away from James Carville writing a column in David Brock’s Media
    Matters, headlined, “In Private, Hillary’s Really a Hoot.”

    When you grin and call out to your supporters, like at the Emily’s List
    anniversary gala, “Don’t you someday want to see a woman president of the
    United States of America?” the answer is: Yes, it would be thrilling.

    But therein lies the rub.

    What is the trade-off that will be exacted by the Chappaqua Republic for that
    yearned-for moment? When the Rogue State of Bill began demonizing Monica
    Lewinsky as a troubled stalker, you knew you could count on the complicity of
    feminists and Democratic women in Congress. Bill’s female cabinet members and
    feminist supporters had no choice but to accept the unappetizing quid pro quo:
    The Clintons would give women progressive public policies as long as the women
    didn’t assail Bill for his regressive private behavior with women.

    Now you, Hillary, are following the same disheartening “We’ll make you an
    offer you can’t refuse” pattern. You started the “Guernica” press conference
    defending your indefensible droit du seigneur over your State Department emails
    by referring to women’s rights and denouncing the letter to Iran from Republican
    senators as “out of step with the best traditions of American leadership.”

    None of what you said made any sense. Keeping a single account mingling
    business and personal with your own server wasn’t about “convenience.” It was
    about expedience. You became judge and jury on what’s relevant because you
    didn’t want to leave digital fingerprints for others to retrace. You could have had
    Huma carry two devices if you really couldn’t hoist an extra few ounces. You
    insisted on piggybacking on Bill’s server, even though his aides were worried
    about hackers, because you were gaming the system for 2016. (Or even 2012.)
    Suffused with paranoia and pre-emptive defensiveness, you shrugged off The
    One’s high-minded call for the Most Transparent Administration in History.
    It depends upon what the meaning of @ is.

    The subtext of your news conference cut through the flimsy rationales like a
    dagger: “You can have the first woman president. You can get rid of those epically
    awful Republicans who have vandalized Congress, marginalized the president and
    jeopardized our Iran policy. You can get a more progressive American society.
    But, in return, you must accept our foibles and protect us.”

    You exploit our better angels and our desire for a finer country and our fear
    of the anarchists and haters in Congress.

    Because you assume that if it’s good for the Clintons, it’s good for the world,
    you’re always tangling up government policy with your own needs, desires,
    deceptions, marital bargains and gremlins.

    Instead of raising us up by behaving like exemplary, sterling people, you
    bring us down to your own level, a place of blurred lines and fungible ethics and
    sleazy associates. Your family’s foundation gobbles tens of millions from Saudi
    Arabia and other repressive regimes, whose unspoken message is: “We’re going to
    give you money to go improve the world. Now leave us alone to go persecute

    That’s an uncomfortable echo of a Clintonian trade-off, which goes: “We’re
    going to give you the first woman president who will improve the country. Now
    leave us alone to break any rules we please.”

    Bill, your pathology is more human and interesting. It’s almost like you need
    to create messes to see if your extraordinary political gifts can get you out of
    them. It’s a fatherless boy’s “How Much Do You Love Me?” syndrome. Do you
    love me enough to let me get away with this?

    Hillary, your syndrome is less mortal, more regal, a matter of “What Is
    Hillary Owed?” Ronald Reagan seemed like an ancient king, as one aide put it,
    gliding across the landscape. You seem like an annoyed queen, radiating irritation
    at anyone who tries to hold you accountable. You’re less rhetorically talented than
    Bill but more controlling, so it’s harder for you to navigate out of tough spots.
    No Drama Obama and his advisers are clearly appalled to be drawn into your
    shadowy shenanigans, just as Al Gore once was. Whatever else you say about this
    president, he has no shadows.

    We hope this letter enriches your knowledge of our constitutional system and
    promotes mutual understanding and clarity as the campaign progresses.


    • OLT's Mr. Mackey's Ghost Of Your Mother Or Something says:

      “You exploit our better angels and our desire for a finer country and our fear
      of the anarchists and haters in Congress.”

      You don’t speak for me, Maureen. Slag off, broken clock.

    • Octopus says:

      Dowdy’s stubborn, stupid defense of the Unicorn Messiah makes this all the funnier, in my opinion. “Most transparent.” “No Drama Obama.” “No shadows.” Oh, my aching ass. 😆

      • OLT's Mr. Mackey's Ghost Of Your Mother Or Something says:

        A Twinkie that’s also a broken clock. That’s our Maureen.

    • dwells38 says:

      She’s an awful writer. I’d much rather read Ginger’s account of his comical run in with the Capitol Police. Or HST’s depiction of a Kentucky Derby race. Or a hilarious drug party in Vegas with a wasted English talented illustrator. Or Barrett Brown’s gripping jailhouse story of the pie mafia. Or John Updyke’s……anything. Seriously anything. Rabbit Runs, Rabbit Redux, Beck is back… I know there are great female writers too but they’re slipping my mind and I’m not being a jerk. Provide me a few names and I’ll catch up on them. But Dowd fucking sucks. I can barely read that drivel.

      • Octopus says:

        Dowd is a dolt, for sure. I find it amusing that lefturd journolisters have already turned on Shrillary, as they rejected her in ’08 as soon as they caught sight of the Unicorn, shitting rainbows across the sky. Shrill doesn’t have any rainbows to offer anyone. Her only “gift” is her name, sullied as it is, and her gender. I have difficulty seeing her winning the nomination, which means Our Chunky will be behind her 1000%. He has a history, since 2009. He’s perfect.

  30. Minnow says:

    Ahhhh….. time to roll out the “rough statistics” information on the failed Barry blog from years gone by.

    Let’s see….. just for the fun of it again…..

    Didn’t Barry (at one point) have something like 25,000 blog members? Let’s say that 5,000 of these folks (“folks” – that’s a Barry word folks). Let’s say Barry had convinced 5,000 folks to pay him $5 each month – Hell – let’s be way conservative and say $1 each month….. that would have been $5,000 per month. That would have translated into $60-large each year. Not bad for a fat ass boob who sits around eating cheetos and drinking Mountain Dew ( -whoa – NOT that bottle bro’).

    Let’s get a little carried away now and say he had 10,000 folks who would pay for his blog and let’s just say it was $2 per month. I would have done that back when all the smart and funny, the thoughtful and stimulating people were there. And, they were. In that case – old Bar’ would have been hauling in $240-large each year!

    Wow. Barry. Did you EVER blow it.

    Big, big time.

    So glad to remind you of this fact you shit head.


    • Minnow says:

      But, alas, little Barry decided there – somewhere – that he had to shoot off his mouth more. That THAT was what he needed. Adoration and attention from the unwashed masses that visited his blog. Too bad for Barry that he was always wrong on every subject. I, along with thousands of others, watched this slow motion train wreck evolve. Barry would get some dumbass notion in his mind and then establish THAT thought as what was acceptable on HIS blog. If you didn’t toe the party line, good old Barry would sic his miniature lap dog Kalegore Penis on you. It was amazing to watch as the control freak Barry and the insecure freak Kalegore Penis work their magic on those they deemed unfit. Add to that the uber sychophants – what was her name? “I’m so sorry Barry.” or some such…… And woe unto them who were caught visiting OTHER WEBSITES!?

      Good old Barry.

      The smart. The funny. The cream…… started moving for the door. And Barry’s blog not only entered the realm of NEVER EVER being able to make money again…. to one where the ranks dropped from 25,000 to 20,000….to 5,000 to 12…..


    • trebob says:

      He justifies it to himself by using his comic book themes. It’s ok he passed away fame and fortune, because he’s TwitterMan protecting the world from the bad crazy right wing, racist, nutobs. Protecting the left from the right, able to duck an argument and block a user in a single button push, ban stick always at the ready.

      He probably waddles around the condo in a Cheeto orange cape.

  31. Minnow says:

    Funny how the Economist is now telling us how immigration has “ushered in an era of white decline”.

    What fucking idiots.

    This white person still works his ass off and still does quite well, thank you very much.

    Fuck you liberals who sit around jerking off all day trying to outsmart the next guy.

    Little known fact….. work your ass off and you will make money.

    • dwells38 says:

      And what these morons fail to understand is they’re bringing in the low skilled and illiterate to compete with American minorities. They’re not competitive with highly educated whites/jews/asians and other high skilled technology workers. Sadly it’s poor minorities who will lose out because the Demoncrap libturds figure they have the US minority vote locked up. They can give their jobs away and still get their votes! And I would guess they’re right.

  32. Octopus says:

    Somebody want to let Gus know that we have been embroiled in a war against our Islamist enemies across the globe since 2001? Well, actually it goes back further than that, but that’s a year most people remember, who haven’t been sipping Sterno every day.

  33. OLT's Mr. Mackey's Ghost Of Your Mother Or Something says:

    I love reading Stalker Charles pissing and moaning about stalkers.

    I love it when he whines about insane bloggers and awful, vile people.

    I love how much he hates himself.

    • Octopus says:

      The projection, coupled with the complete lack of self-awareness, multiplied by the mounting dis-ease generated by the complete lack of success since the Moronic Conversion…well, it’s something. Quite something.

  34. Because says:


    • Bunk X says:

      Charles, how do you shave your 5 Chins? You fire them and wash your double-wide chonis yourself, ya?

  35. Octopus says:

    Has there been any serious palaver about him running as VP with Walking Eagle Warren?

    • I hope Ward Churchill isn’t too conservative of a VP candidate for Walking Eagle Warren. Bill Ayers has blood on his hands so he’s a better choice. Also Medea Benjamin or the Ditch Witch Cindy Sheehan would be good choices.

  36. Bunk X says:

    Bíodh Lá Shona Naomh Pádraig, nó greim dom!

    • Octopus says:

      Googling that gibberish took me to a strange site, featuring people temporarily Irish and the oft-misremembered Irish Glory Hole. The latter:

      There are a few remaining holed stones in Ireland. There is one in Co. Antrim and in Co. Louth and lucky for me there’s one in my native Co. Cork! This is the Ballyroon standing stone which is situated in West Cork on the Sheep’s Head road. This imposing stone is 2.25 metres in height unfortunately it is not standing and is only propped up on a smaller stone. The most striking feature is the beautifully carved round hole which runs through the stone. According to a local historian

      The hole in the stone is narrow on one side and wide on the other. The man had a bigger hand and he put his hand through the wide side and the woman put her hand through the narrow side. They made their promises when they put their hands through the stone.

      There were things put through the hole, alright. 😆

  37. Pakimon says:

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day to the mockers of all things corpulent and ponytailed! :mrgreen:

    • Octopus says:

      A fine young as, er, lass. And a lovely Irish tune, to boot. Er, booty.

      I’d like to second the noble, weepy sentiment, and commence the Irish Day-Drinking And Puking Parade. These guys are apparently against the rise of faux Irish Pubs. I’m not against them, but I don’t want any shamrocks drawn in the foam of my Guinness.

      The rise of Irish Punk is one of my favorite musical developments of the last century. Drunken bastards. 😆

  38. Octopus says:

    Looks like another mentally-ill person, Chunky. Stand by for a rundown of his belief-system (Occupoop, Teh Warmening, Teh 1%, neo-Lizard, etc.).