Dr. Matt insults Charles without realizing it

This comment by Dr. Matt is just priceless and ironic!


Dr. Matt just described Charles Johnson perfectly!

70 Comments on “Dr. Matt insults Charles without realizing it”

  1. Just poop says:

    There is currently no spot roast that could hold Charles

    But once you trim off the blubber you could probably fit him on a pig roaster.

  2. Because olo says:

    That’s Foster, with an F. Icky for short.

  3. Octopus says:

    I suspect both Chunky and Ginger would be approached by burly homosexuals looking to cuddle with bears. Ginger, however, would ward them off with his pistola. Chunky would have to cuddle, and would quickly assume the position requested.

  4. Octopus says:

    Gus — I really think you should give this New Life thing a twirl. You might even get to live on a farm!


  5. Octopus says:

    Wait…you really want to go dumpster-diving into the past, Gussie? You do remember the Bush years a little, doncha? Where your buddy stood?

  6. Because olo says:

    I dunno, Chunk. How fast can you make up socks?

    • Octopus says:

      His life is a Mobius Strip of dumbth. Heavy on the moby. Superheavy on the dumbth.

    • rightymouse says:

      Commies have always called their opponents reactionaries. Nothing new. Fatso thinks he’s being so hip. Blech.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh bullshit. No retweets. People are growing tired of the “so put upon” schtick.

      • Because says:

        He’s too dumb to figure out that old white guys can’t be victims, even with pony tails. He’s going to have to come out of the closet if he wants some of that victim status stuff.

  7. Octopus says:


    Sometimes you really kill with the jokes, Fatass. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! Fatso needs to get behind someone in the checkout line some time instead of getting his groceries delivered.

    • Because olo says:

      Gramma Nazi sez: that’s “healthful”. Healthy food is still alive.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course they do, dumbass. The rest of us have to buy the cheap shit because we don’t have FREE groceries. Oh and I do love that “poverty” income. Ask someone in the middle class who stands behind someone with an EBT card and a full cart of groceries how they feel about it. Better yet, why not ask that asshole San Diego surfer lobster boy?

      I seem to remember EBT dirtbags with their seven shopping carts full of stuff at the Monroe, LA Wal-Mart ready to completely rip off the system and then abandoning the carts when the EBT system came online. But they were ready to steal thousands of dollars worth of stuff they had no entitlement to, so do me a favor jerkpot – don’t lecture ME on the moral superiority of the LEECHES.

      • rightymouse says:

        Mega uptwinkles! My thoughts exactly. I’ve been behind people at the grocery store who use their EBT cards. My eyes bug out at all the stuff WE are paying for.

      • doppel milyo says:

        I hate using the term free to describe the groceries somebody with an EBT cart is receiving.

        they are not free. I am paying for them

  8. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

    • Arachne says:

      Oh – does that mean Robert Byrd’s organization is carrying on their founder’s traditions…..

    • doppel milyo says:

      Hey , next month Charles Fuckface Johnson is speaking to zero groups.

      he is however tweeting the same shit to a few dozen followers he purchased, and one former garage dweller, now living in his car

  9. dwells38 says:

    Quinnipiac University poll: Fox “News” Most Trusted Network lgf.bz/1FF8gsr
    1 hour ago

    Says Chunky Johnson a “blogger” who “writes” the LGF “blog” which he claims provides a “service”. Here you go Chunky. We understand how it must sting to always lose.

  10. Because says:

    Once again, Chunk’s a couple days late and a couple bucks short. They found, questioned, and released them yesterday.

  11. Because says:

    Ok. Now that that’s all settled.

    • Because says:

      Flaming donkey shit alert.


      “Looking back it would have been smarter to use two devices,” she said, but “I have no doubt that we’ve done absolutely what we should have done.”

      I have three different email accounts on my one Blackberry. You don’t have to have a separate “device” for every account.

      Liar liar pants on fire.

      • Arachne says:

        And two weeks ago she said she used an iPhone AND a BlackBerry. Living up to her name – HiLIARy.

        And you’re absolutely RIGHT – on my iPhone I currently have my WORK email, my HOME computer email, and my WEBSITE email. I can either look at all email on the three accounts at one time or just look at the individual accounts.

      • Because says:

        She doesn’t seem to have inherited that lying nack from her hubby. Maybe Chelsea got it. Only time will tell.

    • rightymouse says:

      But..but..Fatso the Security expert sez so!!! Secret Service was guarding the server!!

      • Because says:

        That means they were being serviced in the other room by diddlers while Putin was diddling the server.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Does she understand that people can get to her emails without actually touching the actual server, ya know, THRU THE CABLE??? LOL. Secret service guards it.

  12. Octopus says:

    Lying is just so easy for the Clintons.

  13. Arachne says:

    One item that kept appearing in the Twitterverse was how much everyone would have LOVED Andy Breitbart at the Hillary press conference.

    No one expressed dismay that the Jazzy Dirtbag was not in attendance.

  14. Octopus says:

  15. kbdabear says:

    Back to his brasnapping stalking …

    • Arachne says:

      EVERYONE is saying she was a pathetic, reaching, LIAR. Funny – has Fatass caught on to the lie about the two phones yet? Nope.

      Two retweets? Dana’s initial tweet got 155. Oh, and 266K followers. Bestselling book. TV and media appearances.

      SMELLLLLLL the jealousy.

    • OLT's Hey, They're YOUR Rules, I Just Read Them says:

      Stalkers gonna stalk.

      He’s essentially not self-aware. There’s gunk behind Loody’s fridge with more capacity for self-examination.

      This one is all projection and temper tantrums. He cannot help but think only about himself.

      • Arachne says:

        I see he’s calling it a fake scandal. He does love that phrase.
        So I’m waiting for her to produce the emails from her home server Fatass. She’s already admitted to deleting them. Under government statute, you are NOT ALLOWED to delete emails. Period.

      • doppel milyo says:

        I don’t want her submitting shit. I want the actual servers but something tells me they are currently melting in a kiln ( by accident of course. she thought they were the clay pots she was firing for the oval office )

      • Because says:

      • ISpeakJive says:

        She won’t give them the server because Bill’s emails are on it, too! And you know what’s probably on those!!

    • Juan Epstein says:

      61 yrs old, folks.

  16. OLT's Hey, They're YOUR Rules, I Just Read Them says:

    Hey, Dr. Stupid! Re: “ammosexual”, which I have seen used by other posers as an insult (get it, it’s like “homosexual”, so it’s bad, nyuk nyuk nyuk): Is that really your first thought when you consider a firearm? Shoving it up your ass to tickle your prostate?

    I mean, to each his own, but I suggest maybe shooting it at a nice range instead of pleasuring yourself with it.


  17. Octopus says:

    Urban Dictionary sez:


    A term for someone who feels affection for firearms. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of the gun, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or tactile feel of the gun. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to find and acquire ammunition to feed their firearms, especially at an affordable price.

    Ammosexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots who desire the eradication of individual liberty and equality, in favor of either violent mobs, might-makes-right, or tyrant kings.

    Fearing violence and protests, most ammosexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Ammosexuals are frequently the target of anti-freedom laws and politicians, and are currently denied many freedoms granted to other minority groups in most nations.

    Hey, want to see my new favorite rifle? Her name’s Vera.

    Are you an ammosexual, too? Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?

    by The Metallurgist August 06, 2014

  18. Arachne says:

    While amusing, watching Chuckster desperately try to worm his way back into the public consciousness on the news front so smacks of a pathetic bid for attention. Back in the day, how often did we have to hear about who he knew and where he’d been. Now, oh heck no. Every single time a name is brought up, he has some tangential tie to them.

    Sorry your 180 didn’t work out for you, Fatass. Maybe because no one believed that “I was duped” bullshit and we all know an opportunist when we see it.

    • doppel milyo says:

      and funny he never seems to mention all the famous people he either knows or knew until they are DEAD


  19. doppel milyo says:

    charles is such a douchebag.
    my God, everybody will be jumping off the sinking SS Hillary except that fat fucking rat. it’s going to be priceless to watch Charles be the last hillary apologist, loyal to the end as the Demorats nominate Warren or O’Malley

    Hillary is a total amateur. the most overrated candidate in American history.
    Obama is a friggen pro. Campaigns like nobody else except for Regan and Bubba Clinton. Unfotunately Barry can’t govern.

    lookinf fowrard to watching charles beclown himself on hillary’s behalf

    • rightymouse says:

      The woman has done nothing significant/noteworthy in her own right. If her husband hadn’t been Slick Willy, everyone would ask “Hillary Rodham, who???”.

  20. Because says:

  21. Juan Epstein says:

    First Gay-Baiting tweets.

    Now fat shaming posts.

    Douchgazi & Co.


  22. Because says:

  23. Pakimon says:

    And now for another chapter of… Why Gus is always getting evicted!

    And the Sterno, don’t forget going straight for the Sterno! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Needless to say, the landlady was pissed. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      All the water overflowing from the sink ended up downstairs in the landlady’s part of the house.

      Small flood in his bathroom, large flood downstairs for the landlady to deal with and clean up.

      No big deal for our intrepid, alcoholic, unemployed Twitter addict.

      And he’s constantly puzzled why everyone ends up throwing him out on his worthless ass. 😆

  24. Pakimon says:

    I think Gus’ alleged “friend” is asking a much more important question…

    “Do I want to have a deadbeat, alcoholic Twitter addict crashing on my couch for the next six months?”

  25. I must have missed the back story on Gus. Always getting evicted? Alcoholic? Sounds interesting. I assume all that is somewhere in his 300k tweets and LGF comments?

    I think I remember something about a busted leg a while back.

    He’s certainly entertaining, I’ll give him that.

    • Pakimon says:

      All the remarks about Gus being alcoholic, getting evicted frequently, chronically unemployed, washing his underwear in dishwashers, etc. have stemmed from various comments at LGF and tweets he’s put out over the years.

      Apparently Gus has a difficult time discerning what personal matters should be kept to one’s self and what should be blathered all over the internet.

      Normally, a person with such chronic misfortune would be pitied instead of being subjected to jokes and ridicule but Gus revels in his misfortune and seems to do everything in his power to ensure it continues as long as someone else is paying the bills.

      At this point, I’d bet some of the “talking points” about Gus have been a bit embellished and have morphed into a Gus_802 mythos but there are core truths contained within it.

      I’d cite specific examples but wading through 300K + LGF comments and 292K tweets to find them would be a vast undertaking at this point. 😀