Charles declares the Hillary email story a nontroversy; Update: Charles describes his defense of Hillary

Our dear Great Mother has a press conference today with her lackeys in the press. She has ordered the media to move on from this story and go after Republicans. Charles Johnson has gotten the marching orders and being a good loyal soldier for his Great Mother, does a post dealing the email story a fake scandal.

Fake Scandal Fake Scandal2

That’s it, the Great Mother via her loyalists like Charles has commanded us to not discuss this anymore.

Update: Charles attacks the Right for circling the wagons and denying when someone on their side is wrong.

Closed Minded

By defending Hillary Clinton, Charles engages in the same tactics  he accuses his opponents of doing.


141 Comments on “Charles declares the Hillary email story a nontroversy; Update: Charles describes his defense of Hillary”

  1. Octopus says:

    Cue fireworks. 😆

    I’m gonna enjoy the show tomorrow. This nontroversy is throwing off sparks and smoke. There will be loud booms, incendiaries flying every whichaway, people running…he really knows how to throw a party!

  2. There was an IT guy on Fox’s Gerta show.
    He told her his company traced the IP address to a “public officials building” in NYC.
    Thing is the office for the Bill Clinton Foundation is at the location area.
    In her press hug deal this “both Bill and I’s e-mails are on the server”
    Note she did not say e-mail between us, “both our e-mails”
    Possible the server is the Bill Clinton Foundation server or another at that NYC office.

    What think you guys?

  3. swamprat says:

    Hillary is favored by no one. If wolves appear she will be sacrificed to them. Frankly, I find her to be one of the least reprehensible in Obama’s cabinet. Setting up her own email might be one of the cagiest things I have seen in a while. Sec of state is pretty top secret. Keeping your cards close to your chest is not a sign of guilt, it is a sign of intelligence. This warhorse is not going to be allowed to be president or vice president; she knows where the bodies are buried and helped dig some of the holes.

    • Because says:

      And if you don’t think the Russians, Chinese and Iranians don’t all have the complete file right now, I got a bridge to sell you.

  4. Too, is it important that she lied about the location ?

    Is it important that she is a attorney and lies about her public service.

    • swamprat says:

      The fact that “they” are pushing this into the public eye, just indicates that the knives are being sharpened. They could just as easily yell
      TOP SECRET!!

      but instead they are pointing and shoving her into the arms of a mob.
      I would not want to be her insurance agent.

    • swamprat says:

      That is the hard thing to judge:
      Is she lying for America’s secrecy, or is she lying to save her butt?

      • Because says:

        If she used gov’t email, she wouldn’t have to lie for any reason now, would she?

      • swamprat says:

        If I was her, I wouldn’t trust the government supplied email for jack shit. Unfortunately both nigerian scammers and top secret agent 007s’ need to cover up their tracks.
        If I had Obama for a boss and Huma for a secretary, you bet your ass I would not trust my assigned email.

      • swamprat says:

        They do what they want with emails. Check out Lois Learners’ situation. The people running the emails do what ever they want to do.
        Disappear. Revealed. Who knows?

      • Because says:

        But it’s not her problem if they hose them up, is it? It’s not her job to provide shadow IT services. And yes, I’m sure everything she’s ever written is sitting on several hard dicks in Moscow right now, and probably Bejing, Teheran, Riyadh and Jerusalem, too.

      • swamprat says:

        I suspect she lied to save Obamas’ butt. That is her job. If worse things are revealed, it would not surprise me one bit. The issue (for me) is not that she had a private email. The issue is the contents. Now, how is it we come to a place where one of the most secure offices in the land is forced to show her emails and we can’t get an un-redacted page on a UFO sighting?
        Does anyone else find this a wee bit odd?

      • Dudebro says:

        “Is she lying for America’s secrecy, or is she lying to save her butt?”
        Do you honestly think she gives a fuck about America?

  5. Octopus says:

    Double, triple and quadruple-down. All by the “Chunky Book Of Nontroversies.”

  6. Because says:

    Remember back in 1974 when a young Hillary Rodham was going hammer and tongs after one Richard Nixon for not being transparent and shit like that?

    Now she says “fuck you, that’s MY 18 minutes, and you’re not getting them”.

  7. JimboXL says:

    At least nobody was left to die like in her last scandal, so that’s a plus.

    • Because says:

      We don’t know who was compromised because everybody from Moscow to Pyongyang has a copy of everything she ever wrote. Hundreds? Thousands?

    • swamprat says:

      The distraction is working.
      Four Americans died. This is about her emails regarding Benghazi.
      There is a man in jail for a cartoon-grade video that supposedly incited the attack and siege.
      Her emails could reveal whether she actually believes/believed this.

  8. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 2h2 hours ago

    Yes folks, the Republican Party is now trying to claim their subversive letter to Iran was a “light-hearted” joke


    Yeah, interesting comment from a party with John Kerry as Senator, and then Secretary of State.
    Here’s his quote:
    personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, [blew] up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to…the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country. … There are all kinds of atrocities and I would have to say that, yes, yes, I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed..

    You say the republicans sent some sort of letter?

    • Arachne says:

      Someone pull up his posts when Nazi Pelosi defied the Bush Administration and went to Syria with a Congressional contingent. And please to advise how this letter is giving aid and comfort to an enemy, when the record is replete with Democrat examples of doing the same – to Ortega, Russia, Cuba.

    • Because says:

      Subversive? Did he say subversive? How abouts we bring back HUAC?

      • Arachne says:

        Waiting for them to talk about the McCarthyism of the HUAC.
        Which is always fun – especially when you ask them what the “H” stands for and then ask which body McCarthy served in……

  9. JimboXL says:

    Her unquestioning defenders would argue that all of the emails with ‘Benghazi’ in the title are just old wedding plans for Chelsea, and that she probably just hit reply on an old email and deleted everything for convenience rather than needing to click the new email button. So no need to look into those emails.

  10. Minnow says:

    Barry, you are a real idiot.

    I see you have been a writing fool on the subject. Why, an entire sentence in your latest “piece” referring to someone else’s article on the subject!!

    Just blazing there Barry.

    Don’t you ever get that feeling of real idiocy when reflecting on your life and your complete lack of accomplishment? Yet, there you are…. ready to place your name carefully over someone else’s work AGAIN.

    That is disingenuous Barry at its very best. At its very worst, you are a plagiarizing jerk off.

    Yeah. I think the plagiarizing jerk-off shoe fits you the best.

    Roll in it you fat, self-serving pig.

  11. Octopus says:

    Even the Left doesn’t trust or like Shrillary, as the following amply shows. They don’t gotcha back like they had the Unicorn Messiah’s, honey. Not at all. In fact, they’re helping to take you down. Just like they did in 2008, when the Clean Black Man arrived on the scene.

    This bit is mildly terrifying, btw. Don’t watch if you have trouble sleeping after viewing scary stuff.

    • Arachne says:

      Hildebeest is past her prime. I’ve always maintained the Dems are sick and tired of the Clintons and want them off the stage. This is to pave the way for the winner they think they have in Warren.

      • Octopus says:

        Omg, they’re really going to run Fauxcahontas, aren’t they? 😆

      • Because says:

        Who else? Uncle Choo-Choo?

      • Arachne says:

        Oh, I think they think they’ve found the winning formula – run a “minority” and then hide behind whatever “ism” is appropriate. In Warren’s case, it’ll be “sexism” unless – and I can’t believe they are so stupid they think America buys her claims of Indian heritage.

        Warren is totally unelectable – she’s Obama in a skirt, has never done anything that doesn’t smack of socialist BS and let’s not forget – “you didn’t build that.”

  12. Octopus says:

    Chavismo, my leftist friends. You’re soaking in it. No, wait…that’s blood. Oh, well.

    • swamprat says:

      Can’t be. Socialism is great. Really good. Top drawer. It was invented in the 30’s is what anybody would want in a modern country.

  13. livefreeor die says:

    When does Charles allege that for all he knows, those could be his e-mails?

    • swamprat says:

      Wiener’s honeytrap’s boss says those were just personal emails.

    • Arachne says:

      Next up — Fart Cheeks alleges the Ghost of Breitbart leaves his laptop open in front of a Manhattan eatery where everyone is reading Hildebeests PRIVATE emails.

  14. dwells38 says:

    Yes folks, the Republican Party is now trying to claim their subversive letter to Iran was a “light-hearted” joke 1 hour ago

    What’s comical is Chunk evidently MISSED that the letter was indeed clearly tongue-in-cheek! Did he not notice the comical way it’s worded to “help” the mullahs understand our Constitution? As if they haven’t had experts studying it for decades searching for weakness and opportunity to their advantage?

    And the wording doesn’t seek to undermine Obungles feckless dealings with them but merely makes it clear to the Iranian leaders that THEY know the only deal thatIran would ever accept is one in which they ultimately get nukes. And that Obungle may cut some foolish deal with them but it can be swiftly revoked when the current fool has to leave office. It’s a way to make it clear that no, we aren’t united in a) trusting them (only an idiot would be), b) thinking they’re equal with us (once again, only an idiot) or c) have any intention of honoring a mere executive hand shake deal cut by a fool with lying sharks.

    Chunk did you even read the letter? Check out the last sentence if you think they were dead serious. Or are you really that fucking dense?

    “First, under our Constitution, while the president negotiates international agreements, Congress plays the significant role of ratifying them. In the case of a treaty, the Senate must ratify it by a two-thirds vote. A so-called congressional-executive agreement requires a majority vote in both the House and the Senate (which, because of procedural rules, effectively means a three-fifths vote in the Senate). Anything not approved by Congress is a mere executive agreement.
    “Second, the offices of our Constitution have different characteristics. For example, the president may serve only two 4-year terms, whereas senators may serve an unlimited number of 6-year terms. As applied today, for instance, President Obama will leave office in January 2017, while most of us will remain in office well beyond then—perhaps decades.
    “What these two constitutional provisions mean is that we will consider any agreement regarding your nuclear-weapons program that is not approved by the Congress as nothing more than an executive agreement between President Obama and Ayatollah Khamenei. The next president could revoke such an executive agreement with the stroke of a pen and future Congresses could modify the terms of the agreement at any time.
    “We hope this letter enriches your knowledge of our constitutional system and promotes mutual understanding and clarity as nuclear negotiations progress.”

  15. swamprat says:

    Obviously Hillary is going to get the Palin Treatment, meaning the left is going to field someone else.

  16. swamprat says:

    It would seem that charles did not get the memo.

  17. dwells38 says:

    Republicans Realize They Made a Mistake: Oh Hey, That Iran Letter? It Was a “Light-Hearted, Cheeky” Joke
    1 hour ago

    Oh boy here we go again with the usual meme fail. Chunky this one’s not gonna fly either. Any idiot could see it was sarcasm. Except the one with the hair trigger ban stick at LGF and repeats himself on Twitter all day long I guess.

  18. kbdabear says:

    Translation; “Reddit wouldn’t listen to my complaints about teh stalkerzzz and wouldn’t ban the bad crazy racists who were stalking me and my followers! And I didn’t get any traffic from them, so RACISSSSSS!!!11!!”

  19. dwells38 says:


  20. swamprat says:

    Hey Hills
    I’m going to miss this weekend. Going to a party at Lil Kims. Not her, the DPRK Lil Kim.

    You horndog. I’ve heard about those. Wiener’s honeytrap was hoping for a meetup with u and her “friend” from Dubai.. She is needs some Christmas funds and wants a trade sanction between putin and west Somalia…Complicated deal, wants input, so to speak.

    No can do. She can try Horse Face, he has better connections there, also yacht(s)

    K. Bugging me about ghazi, press wants my hide. Bozo lies about as well as he govs

    Tough deal. Hold tough, Saudi caved at that last gas price dive so they’ll keep playing ball

    Ha! I remember when I thought white H2O was MONEY! hahahah!

  21. Octopus says:

    This administration just keeps getting better, don’t they? Real models of professionalism, in every aspect. Can’t wait to hear the Harf-person voxplain this matter for us, Wednesday.

    • dwells38 says:

      I think they should just start calling her Harfette and photoshop her with one of those blue Smurf hats.

    • Because says:

      You just bit the donkey dong. This is a gambit to get you to believe that Hill’s “private server” (as opposed to Bill’s private servers) is more secure that Foggy Butt’s, and this was all a noble effort to assure security.

      If you really need better security than the internet, go to the DoD. They have non-internet networks for that kind of thing. The fact that they’re using the net for anything secure is malfeasance on it’s face.

    • Arachne says:

      Just once I’d love it if when Obama says that he “heard about it when you did – on the news” an actual JOURNALIST asks him “Jeez, what are your daily briefings? The box scores from ESPN?”

  22. Octopus says:

    Nobody cares about you, Fatass. You’re totally irrelephant.

    Except…we care. We totally dig your scene, man! 🙂

  23. Bunk X says:

    Daylight Savings Time For Gus_802.

  24. dwells38 says:

    Crooked old grifter tries to BS her way out of her obvious deceptiveness by going on the offensive and then making up nonsensical reasons why ignoring State Dept. policy is OK for the head of the State Dept, herself of course. In addition to looking like a total idiot and an arrogant ass she also prooved herself to be a brazen liar three times over.

    Chunk sure knows how to pick ’em eh??

  25. dwells38 says:

    Hildabeast should have followed her husband’s lead and communicated only orally.

    • Bunk X says:

      “…her husband’s [hot] lead…” Lol.
      She could have taken care of the problem with her own two hands. She could have paid lip service. She could have been flying in the cock pit of Air Force 1.

      I love him
      I love him
      I love him
      And where he goes
      I’ll swallow
      I’ll swallow
      I’ll swallow

    • Bunk X says:

      The Clinton Train is a’ rollin’.
      “Yeah, I have a big fat ass. So what. I married him, didn’t I?” – Hillary Clinton

    • dwells38 says:

      Bill said “Hills, you got no tits and a tight p*ssy.” Hills said “Bill, get off my back”.

      Buh dump.

  26. Charles “Chunky” Johnson is auditioning for a position at Media Matters!

  27. Bunk X says:

  28. dwells38 says:

    Alien life form James Carville and corpulent ghoul Chunk Fatpants Johnson find AMESSNBC and the long time lib rag NYTimes too in the bag for the GOP.

    Any media outlet that even pretends to report or probe a little at the truth is “right wing” according to these propa-pukers.

    • Because says:

      I can believe that MSLSD is in the tank for Fauxohantas. Hill just doesn’t give Madcow a boner.

      • dwells38 says:

        I bet MadCow calls her PocaHOTness.

      • Octopus says:

        Hey, now! Sharpton would make a bang-up VP, now that I see them together. The perfect ticket. 😆

        I wish I didn’t have to think it was possible.

      • Because says:

        Watch. Obama’s going to pardon him in advance for tax evasion.

        The pardon list is going to be long and sordid.

      • Arachne says:

        GOP – please keep this photo handy.
        Al Sharpton has polling numbers showing America considers him lower than snake spit.

        And you bet that list of pardons is going to be long – and will no doubt include many current and former members of his Administration – starting with Eric Holder.

      • Because says:

        Notice that’s not an embedded tweet. It’s a screen cap. They’re already there.

      • OLT's Hey, They're YOUR Rules, I Just Read Them says:

        You got a fake Indian and a fake preacher right there.

        Everything the Left loves.

      • Because says:

        And a fake black guy in the white house. Trifecta!

  29. dwells38 says:

    Far from backing off, US Senator and Iraqi war vet Tom Cotton challenged cognitively comprimised VP Joe Biden to a debate on the Iran deal on the exquisite lawyer and journalist Megyn Kelly’s top rated prime time TV show.

    Does anyone doubt Biden’s initial response will be “Who the hell is this Tall Cotton?”

    And BTW in 1984 Democrats really did send a serious letter praising Daniel Ortega which began “Dear Commandante” I kid you not. This with serious intent to undermine Reagan’s attempt to stop the Soviets gaining a foothold in communist Nicaragua. As usual the Dems fawned and praised the communist dictator and they weren’t kidding.

    • rightymouse says:

      I’ve forgiven Megyn since her first show & she went after Ted Cruz. Hubby has pulled me kicking & screaming into the family room at 9:00 to watch since then.

  30. dwells38 says:

    Another of Chunk’s Quixotic passions gets ridiculed as unprecedented ice events happen well into late Feb and March. Is there any doubt this will be held up by Climate dunces like Chunky as due to the runaway er…Climate? And proof we must fight said Climate by going full on Commie pinko Big Brother totalitarian? Do you think Chunk gets that everyone just sniggers and rolls their eyes now at his faithful Tweets and Retweets on the Climate Claptrap junk science?

    According to CBS Boston;

    “WBZ-TV Chief Meteorologist Eric Fisher says this could be a “once-in-a-generation” event due to the extraordinary amount of ice on the Massachusetts Bay. Fisher says the ice won’t be around for long.

    There have been several remarkable images left from the record-setting winter, including the nearly frozen waves captured off the coast of Nantucket last month.

  31. dwells38 says:

    OK. NOW it’s settled.

    Radiative forcing of man-made C02 calculated at 18xs higher rate. Golly I notice they never screw up so that C02 has a lesser impact.

    Anyway I’m sure if we go batshit pinko totalitarian Orwell rolling over in his grave Commie and outlaw free market Capitalism surely the US will emit less C02. Just like China….oh wait.

  32. Because says:

  33. Because says:

    Once again, Chunk’s left off the memo distribution list. If the NYT is piling on poor Hill, that means the Donkey Show has a new love in town just like 2008.

    Chunk’s gonna look really stupid when he finally figures out that the Donkey Show has already ditched her, and now he has to do a 180 and start piling on.

    He’s always the last to know.

    • OLT's Hey, They're YOUR Rules, I Just Read Them says:

      No problem.

      We have always been at war with Eastasia.

      • Because says:

        The Donkey Show has always been at war with Clintonia.

      • Octopus says:

        Bill has been to the Donkey Show. In fact, rumor has it he spent some time as a sidewalk barker, steering the hapless touristas into an ass-centric establishment on the border, before his Rhodes scholarship came through.

      • OLT's Hey, They're YOUR Rules, I Just Read Them says:

        Bill Clinton can make the donkey laugh, then cry.

        If you know the joke, it’s not a joke. It is the true story of a man named Clinton, the one man who ruled the Donkey Show, if only for a few years. The one man who taught the Donkey Show fear, when it had never known fear before. The one man who held a bit out, and sweet-talked the Donkey Show into accepting it, even if only for those eight years. The one man whose memory causes the Donkey Show to wake in a cold sweat and clutch a teddy bear like a small white girl in a dark alley.

  34. dwells38 says:

    Republicans: That Iran Letter Was a “Light-Hearted, Cheeky” Joke
    1 hour ago

    What happened to subversive?

  35. Octopus says:

    This bird…

  36. dwells38 says:

    State Dept. announced a week ago they’re planning to release Hillary’s email. So why is AP suing them?
    52 minutes ago

    I DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

    Maybe because of this?

    AP sues State Department, seeking access to Clinton records

    Mar 11, 12:00 PM (ET)


    (AP) In the March 10, 2015 file photo, former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham…
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    WASHINGTON (AP) — The Associated Press filed a lawsuit Wednesday against the State Department to force the release of email correspondence and government documents from Hillary Rodham Clinton’s tenure as secretary of state.

    The legal action comes after repeated requests filed under the U.S. Freedom of Information Act have gone unfulfilled. They include one request AP made five years ago and others pending since the summer of 2013.

    The lawsuit, filed in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia, comes a day after Clinton broke her silence about her use of a private email account while secretary of state. The FOIA requests and lawsuit seek materials related to her public and private calendars, correspondence involving longtime aides likely to play key roles in her expected campaign for president, and Clinton-related emails about the Osama bin Laden raid and National Security Agency surveillance practices.

    “After careful deliberation and exhausting our other options, The Associated Press is taking the necessary legal steps to gain access to these important documents, which will shed light on actions by the State Department and former Secretary Clinton, a presumptive 2016 presidential candidate, during some of the most significant issues of our time,” said Karen Kaiser, AP’s general counsel.

    Said AP Executive Editor Kathleen Carroll, “The Freedom of Information Act exists to give citizens a clear view of what government officials are doing on their behalf. When that view is denied, the next resort is the courts.”–clinton-ap_lawsuit-e9df444db5.html

    • trebob says:

      Charles doesn’t even read the stuff he links to does he? It says right in there that:

      The AP made most of its requests in the summer of 2013, although one was filed in March 2010. AP is also seeking attorney’s fees related to the lawsuit.

      As long as five years ago? No wonder they filed suit. Poor Charles is so reading challenged.

  37. Because says:
    • ISpeakJive says:

      What kind of person deletes emails? Besides my 80 year old Mom who never has more than 10 messages total in her entire account. I guess she thinks they will take up to much memory or something. I keep trying to tell her they are stored at Comcast so don’t worry about it.

      I used to try to keep my email clean and orderly, then I gave up. Am up to 31,000 messages, have used 3% of allowed space. Who cares? If I need something, I use the search function. Life’s too short.

      Oh, to answer my own question. Hillary. To hide God knows what.

  38. Arachne says:

    The supreme irony, in this (and further evidence that Johnson really is and always was not the “intellectual” or “political analyst” he so wanted everyone to see him as) is that in his rush and haste to be accepted by the left, he promoted his “I was DUPED!” mantra – when it is so obvious that if there is any duping being done on this useful idiot now, it’s by Obama and the rest of the hardliners in the extreme left.

    And without a brigade of intelligent posters for him to draw on for information and opinion, he consistently comes off as a rash, unintelligent child incapable of real thought. He only waits to see what Rachel Maddow and the rest of the discredited parade of leftist pandering at MSLSD feed him as talking points.

  39. Arachne says:

    You must forgive me. I’m still trying to figure out why in the wide, wide world of sports the Saints traded Jimmy Graham to Seattle.

  40. rightymouse says:

    Let’s face it, Fatso. You’re stupid. There was snow in San Diego this year. SAN DIEGO!!!

  41. rightymouse says:

    Gussy..have you ever considered that the smell may just be YOU?