Man under siege gets an email

The man under siege role played Charles helps boost his ego and gives false sense of importance to his minions. He claims to have received a email that gets nasty with him.

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I believe that he did a get an email, but the sexual epithet was provably inserted by Charles. It helps create the man under siege role to get sympathy from his loser followers.


122 Comments on “Man under siege gets an email”

  1. OLT's Shitbirds Go North In Spring, Gus says:

    Good Lord, that’s MEAN.

    Stalker Charles can’t afford engine coolant.

  2. Octopus says:

    That’s so pathetically transparent bullshit. Nice try, Fatass. Nobody cares enough about your gibberish to send you such a heartfelt message of hate.

    Now go back to your sucking. You love your garage boy’s little pacifier in your mouth, don’t you? Aren’t you glad he’s moved in? No more lonely nights. 🙂

  3. Because olo says:

    Stanky appearance in 3 … 2 … 1 …

  4. Because olo says:

    Your checklist bounced.

    • Because olo says:

      • Octopus says:

        Gus is encountering the downside of living the bum life. Evicted, broke, alone, cross-addicted to booze, weed and twitter. Attached to another sad recluse, who can’t and won’t help him.

        Even though we watched it happen, and sent him many warnings, he went down this dark and dangerous road like it was the yellow-brick road to Oz. Where is the wizard? Behind the curtain? No, that’s just Chunky McDumbth, peeking out from behind his soiled curtains and refusing to open the door to you. 😦

      • calo says:

        Oh vey, so much truth in your post , Octopus.

        And, the remaining lizards aren’t generous to poor Gus tonight.

        In fact, they seem to ignore the fact he is in dire straights.

  5. Octopus says:

    Yes. By all means, blame the rest of humanity. Your dire straits have nothing to do with your own behavior. It’s a cold, cruel, unfair world. Why, oh why have you been singled-out for such harsh treatment?

    • Pakimon says:

      Who wouldn’t want to play host to an unemployed, alcoholic Twitter addict with a habit of washing his skidmarked underwear in the dishwasher?

      It’s truly a mystery…

  6. Octopus says:

    They don’t let you drink or smoke weed in there, though. Hope that’s not a deal-breaker.

  7. Voltaire's Crack says:

  8. Octopus says:

  9. Octopus says:

    Wait…you can’t go to the garage. It’s locked. Try the neighbor’s shed…I think the lock’s still broke, from when the meth-heads were stealing anything they could get their hands on. Boy, aren’t you glad you didn’t get hooked on meth?

  10. Octopus says:

    Yeah…you’re gonna want to keep moving, tonight.

  11. Pakimon says:

    Chunky is still peevish over Firefox costing him all those $79.95 subscriptions with that pesky ad blocker. 😆

    • Because olo says:

      Gee, I can’t imagine what Mozilla did that might have pissed a whole lot of people off.

      • Arachne says:

        Maybe that CEO they canned did a better job than they gave him credit for.

      • Because says:

        Or maybe a lot of users decided to quit and use something else after watching that jackboot maneuver?

      • Arachne says:

        I am given to understand that right after the booting of the CEO, the biggest search item for the next 48 hours involved the words “Firefox” and “Uninstall”

  12. OLT's Hey, They're YOUR Rules, I Just Read Them says:

    For idiots like Gus that think carving initials into world heritage sites is somehow “So very American”:

    Meanwhile, still waiting for Gus’ comments on Daesh’ destruction (not defacement) of antiquities in Iraq.

  13. Bunk X says:

    Wow. I meander off for a few days and look what I missed.

    $80 bucks won’t buy enough gas for Gus to get to a familiar garage in L.A.

  14. Octopus says:

    There’s always prostitution.

  15. Octopus says:

    That’s gonna solve your problem.

  16. Octopus says:

    This guy is cracking me up.

    • OLT's Hey, They're YOUR Rules, I Just Read Them says:

      Funny. About cried laughing.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      So many people don’t get he’s being sarcastic. Ha!

      Those feminist warriors are irritating the shit out of me. The latest sensation just outed her sexual harrasser on twitter and the company he worked for. All shit broke loose. She got doxed, had to call the police last night. Now the Mercury News is calling her for comment and she’s hiding, acting like calling her is the most unethical thing a reporter could ever do, since she’s all terrorized and shit now.

      Some years ago, in her early twenties, a co-worker told her he wanted to “grab her ass” when she got on a boat IN A BIKINI in Maui with a bunch of her male co-workers and boss and boss’s boss, etc, where everybody was drinking. Oh, the humanity!!!!!

      There’s so many things wrong with this, I just can’t even. But they are playing it like, parents, don’t encourage your girls to go into tech because Silicon Valley is a horrible, rapey place. NOBODY is perhaps pointing out that wearing a bikini at work isn’t the smartest decision?

      Meanwhile, girls really aren’t going into engineering or computer science, the rate is lower now than it’s been for 20 years, and apparently every single one who does is a whiney
      beotch. Meanwhile the boyz have been relatively good humoured about it for a bunch of rapists.

      I find the whole thing really discouraging. We are in a cultural gender war and it’s stupid.

  17. rightymouse says:

    Poor Fatso. Content must be really thin if he has to lie about hate mail.

  18. Octopus says:

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  21. Because olo hahahah olololo heheheheh snort bumf bwahahahahaha says:

  22. Because says:

    Talk to Chuckles Johnson. He’s an expert on tighty-whiteys.

  23. rightymouse says:

    Gussy is behind closed doors AGAIN. Is he pouting? 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Mebbe he’s upset because there haven’t been any Sugar Daddy offers. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Think he may asking someone to DM him and doesn’t want the world to see? Takes account private, requests DM, deletes tweet, puts account back to public. That’s what I would do if I didn’t want my Massster to see me making contact with a ***gasp*** conservative.

      • rightymouse says:

        Hard to say. I don’t know enough about Twitter.

      • Arachne says:

        You don’t need to go offline. I send DM’s to certain people rather than have discussions on twitter. As long as they follow you, you can send the DM and no one else will see it.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        If they don’t follow you, but you do follow them, you can ask them to DM you to start the conversation, is that correct? I see that all the time. “DM me.”

        Then the DM is private, but the request is visible until you delete it.

      • Arachne says:

        Yes, you have to follow each other. Ginger and I have had a few.

  24. Teabaggers and dittoheads are perpetually under seige.


    Take responsibility for once in your lives, like you spend so much time moralizing about.


    • livefreeor die says:

      If it bugs you this much, why read here?

      • rightymouse says:

        He actually envies our ability to mix work with pleasure. Especially our pleasure in exposing his boyfriend Fatso for the hypocritical liar he truly is. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        I think Frankie is Gus, not Fatass – both have the same level of dumb to everything they do.

    • Arachne says:

      Congratulations. You have reached new heights in make absolutely no effing sense whatsoever. Charles really, come clean. We know it’s you.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I don’t know what he’s talking about, do you? Agenda 21, LOL.

      • Arachne says:

        I’d love examples of how the ebil conservatives are against the gays. You know, because Prop 8 passed in California, a state registering 3 to 1 Democrat. Who voted for it, Frankie? Who. Could it be………..Blacks? Hispanics? We certainly didn’t have enough Mormons to put it over.

        Raaaaacist little twerp, aren’t ya?

      • Because says:

        Isn’t Agenda 21 a realty company?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Take responsibility for what exactly?

      • Arachne says:

        Oh he grabs the Chuckie buzzwords for the day. He thinks he’s clever. Besides, he has to have something to do to pass the trial while his lawyer puts on a defense in his sexual predator trial.

    • trebob says:

      Dude! Where in these threads have you seem comments on gays or Muslims or seen the words feminazi or agenda 21?

      This blog is about mocking the dumbest man on the internet, Charles Foster Johnson and his small but equally mentally challenged group of flying monkeys over at Little Green Footballs. You seem to be too stupid to grasp this concept.

    • frabbystinclair says:

      stabby’s franksinclair’s mom’s ass is perpetually under siege from Ron Jeremy.

    • rightymouse says:

      Also, we’re a comedy site dedicated to shining a light on the cockroach Charles Fatso Johnson, not fat lesbians, although we have brought up Killgore’s nastiness to his neighbor at times. And Agenda 21? LOL! Frankypuss must have us confused with another blog.

    • OLT's Mr. Mackey's Ghost Of Your Mother Or Something says:

      Mmmm, Frank? Sterno’s bad, mmkay? Don’t drink the Sterno, mmmkay?

    • Frabby, you mean the perpetually indignant iganint MikNuggetz that are always yammering about the War on Wymins™, the victims of conservative policies that harm minorities and [unaborted] children, the whiners that bleat about voter ID laws, etc., ad nauseum. If slackers such as yourself were to actually take responsibility and be accountable for your idiocies, we would not have the current Clown in Chief and his Ministry of Incompetence masquerading as an Administration. But you know this. You are a pathetic, infantile bore.

  25. Wondering if CJ is going all in again with some sort of “gentle giant” narrative for this recent shooting in Madison. Maybe after Trayvon and Brown he’s a little gun shy. But we’ll see.

    Speaking of which, we haven’t really done anything to taunt Johnson for his egg bukkake wrt Wilson’s case being closed with a giant nothingburger. I mean, it was an epic fail.

  26. Pakimon says:

    Gus went “protected” because he’s probably having his crap tossed into the street.

    He’ll be back when he finds a suitable dumpster in which to set up camp.

    Most likely a dumpster next to a fast food restaurant with free wifi. 😆

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      I’m inclined to feel bad for Guus but 1) he’s (ir)responsible for his life and 2) he’s done nothing but tweet since being told to leave. He should be giving $12.75 reach-arounds out back of the local pot stores so he can make it to Culver City by Friday dusk.

      • Octopus says:

        He should have the worst case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome by now, and not from thumbing away on his Obamaphone. Gus, we all have to earn. It’s the price of admission to this show. You don’t have to earn a million dollars, but you have to earn a steady income, by hook or by crook.

        In your case, probably by hooking winos and degenerates behind the Safeway. A dollar at a time. You can’t cruise on your looks, at this point. Steal a bottle of Vaseline Intensive Care, and keep that mitt soft, despite the harsh winter weather. You’ll get more return business, that way.

        Good luck!

  27. Pakimon says:

    More likely, it’s one of your “neo-brown notes”. 😆

    Fabreeze should solve that problem for ya’

  28. Octopus says:

    And then, tomorrow, it will be reinstated. And you will grouse about it, publicly. To our great amusement. 😆

    • doppel milyo says:

      • Bunk X says:

        He’s correct. @BRCX3 walked away and was shot in the back. “Hands Up Don’t Shoot!” he hollered as @BRCX4 was gunned down as well. Both were offed while offering a fat white lazy slob a job, a PayPal Account and a way out of his own self-imposed poverty.

        This one’s for you, Gus.

      • Bunk X says:

        This one’s for Charles.

      • Briareus says:

        Charles is gloating about smacking down a Twitter account with fewer than 100 followers. He must be proud of all the eggs that follow @Green_Footballs.

      • Bunk X says:

        Lol. Suspended twice in one day.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Yeah, as if the burden of having Bunk tweet him 2X a week was just unbearable.

        No, because Bunk was hitting the target. Charles thinks he has the right to not be embarrassed on Twitter, whilst trying his best to embarrass 12 people a day, relentlessly.

    • swamprat says:

      Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 2h2 hours ago

      Yes, unfortunately, the US right wing is still trying to push the idea that homosexuality is a choice. @scarycath @EWErickson
      0 replies 3 retweets 2 favorites

      • swamprat says:

        Since you believe in evolution, I wonder who you suppose is forcing these poor souls to be gay, NTTATWWT.
        It’s not such an awful condition that people must forcibly turned to gayness, you say?
        Now we’re back to this being a choice.
        Evolution= gay gene unlikely
        If gayness is a choice, people are forced to become gay by some (assumedly) sinister force.
        Are republicans forcing people to become gay? Rosicrucians? Scientologists? Elvis?

      • swamprat says:

        You would have to be heartless not to weep at these poor souls becoming gay against their will through no choice of their own. Those poor unwilling victims of forces beyond their control, overwhelmed by outside influences beyond their abilities to assert their own decisions. Must be tough.
        Yeah, I’m pretty sure a lot of gay people don’t buy this, either

      • dwells38 says:

        There can still be an evolutionary explanation for gayness. There’s really a range of sexual orientation from hetero to bi to full on gay. Through human history many of those tendencies would have been treated differently depending on cultures. Many bi or gay people (just like they often do today) would have been repressed and would have masqueraded as pure hetero, having opposite sex spouses and families. So it can be passed on genetically directly. Also indirectly if you think of it in a familial way. For instance let’s say gay Uncle Bruce is light in the loafers but he helps raise the children and contributes to the family business making an indirect contribution to the potential genetic success of the whole family with whom he shares genes.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        It may be genetic, but is it inheritable? If so, gay people may have less kids if they aren’t forced to pretend in hetero marriages anymore, self-selecting that gene out of the population. That would make any anti-gay people happy, to have ultimately less gay people, so they should be FOR gay marriage.

        If the gene is not inheritable but it’s because of hormone levels in the womb, maybe, then if that’s correctable, then should society consider it a problem that needs to be fixed? Gay people are mixed about it. Most would rather not be gay. But there’s the argument that throughout history an awaful lot of artists, and poets and authors and creative people were gay and that would be lost.

        OKAY, Charles, now go have a cow about how Miss Neo-Con neanderthal thinks gay people shouldn’t be born (I don’t think that, just being devil’s advocate) because I dared bring up the subject.

        Cause that’s how you do it with your crappy reading skills, like saying the senator who said if wolves are re-introduced they would take care of the homeless population. He meant, that they are predators, so having them around humans is bad. They will eat you. He didn’t mean please release them to eat the homeless, but that’s how you made it sound, because you are a lying asshole. You talk about people “twisting” arguments because you do it so much yourself.

  29. livefreeor die says:

    Wow, Charles. What an exciting life you lead! Twitter suspensions, parroting Media Matters talking points, Cheetos sales! How do you manage it all?

  30. Octopus says:

    So…it’s another UN program for stupids. Like Climate Anything. Of course it’s a thing, with these LGF-retreads. 🙄

    It hurts my heart to think of how the good intentions of the people who founded the UN in order to stave off more horrendous world wars, ended up inventing this tool of the Lefturd Conniption Base. Everything they touch turns into a monumental boondoggle, now.

    • Because says:

      The guys’s got a point. It is happening. Including the part about detached housing becoming unaffordable for Joe Sixpack. Coincidence?

  31. Juan Epstein says:

    Being a Gay-Baiting Prick is a choice.

    • swamprat says:

      I just want to bait charles. I don’t care what configuration people use to bump uglys.

      • swamprat says:

        I also don’t believe that gay people are weak-willed zombies unable to resist a pre -programmed influence. To buck the traditions of society they must have strong will, at least in some areas.
        I’m in the “choice” queue. I think the “irresistible gay gene” theory is insulting to gays.

      • Juan Epstein says:


        Not you.


  32. Bunk X says:

    For Gus, Charles, and the rest of you babbling sycophants who don’t read here: It’s a nice fittin’ Irish song fer ye.

  33. Pakimon says:

    Poor Gus.

    He’ll never get more than the miserable 2K followers he has now.

    Every time time someone submits a “follow” request, he’ll have to wonder if it’s a “stalker” trying to get access to his Twitter account for mocking purposes.

    They’re out there Gus… clicking that “follow” button!

    All… the… time… 😆

  34. Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      Ever see your retweet and favorite counter, idiot? Your FOLLOWER count vis-a-vis others? Yes, you are irrelevant. Except to us – We’ll still pay attention to you.
      Note if you will, that Ginger gained more than your entire follower count in a matter of weeks. You took over three years to get there. His BOOMED and you barely got 1500 out of it.

    • Because olo says:

      1 fave.

    • Octopus says:

      For the last time, Chunky: “irrelephant”

  35. Because says:

    Goose’s RTs explained:

  36. Octopus says:

    Meanwhile, in real life…

    But you don’t tweet about that, Fatass. Why?

  37. Octopus says:

    When everything’s racist, nothing is racist. However, if we’re being honest, some things are definitely racist. Like this here:

  38. Octopus says:

    Maybe Gus could get some dirty travelin’ tips from this other Charlie?
    Note: Mr. Mossberg is on this trip.