Conservatives are criminals!; Update: Gus gets evicted

Being a global warming fanatic has induced Charles into engage in hyperbole against those who do not believe in this canard.

Charles would be a great Stalinist and throw anyone who disagrees with him in jail.

Update: Being a bootlicker of Charles may get you some twitter followers, but it does not pay the bills.

Gus, ask Charles to let you move in with him.

(Update Hat Tip: Because)


120 Comments on “Conservatives are criminals!; Update: Gus gets evicted”

  1. poteen2 says:

    Charles would be a great Stalinist and throw anyone who disagrees with him in jail

    Not a chance. Charlie wants to tell all the other leftover how the world should be, and how the gubbmint should make it that way, but stand and talk to someone who disagrees with his punkass hippie worldview??? No, too much of a mouthy pussy.

  2. Because evicted again? says:

  3. poteen2 says:

    Watch out for Shack. He’s a baddass on those rails

  4. windbag says:

    Chuckles makes another prediction. We all know where that’s headed.

  5. Thank goodness Gus has 80 dollars. That’s enough Sterno to last a little while.

  6. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

  7. Because says:

    And I’m sure there’s one named for Robert Byrd, too.

    • swamprat says:

      As a Grand Dragon of the KKK, Senator Robert Byrd filibustered against the 1964 Civil Rights Act and undoubtedly took part in many lynchings in Alabama. And there’s a Robert C. Byrd Highway named after him.
      In fact:

      • swamprat says:

        Robert C. Byrd Academic and Technology Center, Robert C. Byrd Bridge between Huntington and Chesapeake, Ohio, Robert C. Byrd Cancer Research Center, Robert C. Byrd Community Center, Pine Grove, Robert C. Byrd Community Center in the naval station, Sugar Grove Robert C. Byrd Drive, from Beckley to Sophia (Byrd’s hometown) Robert C. Byrd Expressway, Robert C. Byrd Federal Building, Robert C. Byrd Federal Courthouse Robert C. Byrd Freeway, Robert C. Byrd Green Bank Telescope, Robert C. Byrd Hardwood Technologies Center, Robert C. Byrd Health Sciences Center of West Virginia, Robert C. Byrd High school in Bridgeport, Robert C. Byrd Highway, Robert C. Byrd Hilltop Office Complex in Mineral County, Robert C. Byrd Honors Scholarships, Robert C. Byrd Industrial Park in Hardy County, Robert C. Byrd Institute in Charleston Robert C. Byrd Institute for Advanced Flexible Manufacturing Robert C. Byrd Library and Robert C. Byrd Learning Resource Center, Robert C. Byrd Life Long Learning Center, Robert C. Byrd Locks and Dam, Robert C. Byrd National Technology Transfer Center, Robert C. Byrd Rural Health Center, Robert C. Byrd Scholastic Recognition Award, Byrd Science Center in Shepherd University, Robert C. Byrd Technology Center at Alderson-Broaddus College, Robert C. Byrd United Technical Center, Robert C. Byrd Visitor Center at Harpers Ferry National Historic Park

      • swamprat says:

        Quite an accomplished democrat.

    • rightymouse says:

    • Like an idiot, I got into a “dialog” with some Leftoid loser on a Disqus thread who kept yammering about how evil conservatives have been through history. I made a very long and well-documented [with links] reply that the real demons have been the Democrats, not Republicans. This schmuck’s reply was that he was talking about liberals and conservatives, not Reps and Dems. I had even shown him how those terms, ‘conservative’ and ‘liberal’ have changed over time and over seas. Still, he wants to believe all conservatives are bigots, misogynists, etc. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is it with these people?

      • Because says:

        It’s not politics with them. It’s religion. That and identity. Sorta like a cross between denomination and sports team. Might as well try to talk reason with a rabid fan of the Bumfuck Bumfs on a jihad.

      • Yeah, you’re right. It really is futile to reason with those who are irrational.

      • rightymouse says:

        They have closed minds.

      • rightymouse says:

        They’re on the defensive and don’t realize how silly they sound.

      • Pakimon says:

        You’ve also got to be “drowning in crazy juice” to believe civil rights era, southern democrats were actually republicans in disguise. 🙄 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        This guy gets it..

      • Pakimon says:

        I’m surprised she didn’t retort with the “Nixon’s Southern Strategy™ ” idiocy which is usually the moonbat/entitlement crowd fallback position when confronted with facts.:roll:

  8. Because weeeee says:

  9. Because murder, he wrote says:

  10. Because says:

    Something about having those ******s voting for the Donkey Show for the next 200 years?

  11. stabby says:

    Is the international scientist conspiracy, where all of the scientists are secret communists trying to destroy Christendom with the costs of reducing carbon consumption related to the international Jewish conspiracy? Inquiring minds want to know!

  12. JimboXL says:

    Oh boy, not only did he watch the speech once, he watched it again. Now say the three sieg heils to the Obola poster and take the mandatory daily abortion pill to confirm unquestioning allegiance.

  13. Robert says:

    Wait, so Gus has $80 to his name and is evicted? This is the guy who wrote over 125,000 comments on LGF and lord know hw many Tweets at the service of LGF?

    I hope it was worth it, Gus,


    • Pakimon says:

      Current Gus Twitter stats

      192K tweets


      A prime example of what is called “an exercise in futility”.

  14. Pakimon says:

    Ode to Gus.

    I hear the dumpsters behind the Burger King are quite spacious and there’s free WiFi for all your Twitter needs. 😆

  15. Pakimon says:

    The key to living “the high life” isn’t being unemployed, smoking government subsidized weed to relieve some phantom leg “ailment” and spending every waking minute on Twitter.

    Try losing the Obamaphone, getting a job and actually putting in a 40 hour work week.

    You’d be amazed at the results.

    Before you know it, you’ll be able to afford your own dishwasher which you can use to launder your skidmarked underwear. 😆

  16. Pakimon says:

    Meanwhile, the Flyers lose to the Bruins in yet another OT heartbreaker. 😦

    Hopefully, Octo’s Red Wings will exact revenge for me against the Bruins this afternoon.

    Here’s some ice girls for good luck! 😀

  17. Pakimon says:

    abu’s Blackhawks can help the Flyers fast dwindling playoff chances by hosting and beating the Rangers today.

    This ice girl looks optimistic! 😀

  18. Pakimon says:

    The Flyers go to “Joisey” to play the Devils today.

    The key to victory is to stay focused!

  19. Pakimon says:

    From the previous thread:

    You think Bunk’s twitter is worse than ISIS???? Because you are all for banning him. ISIS, not so much. – ISpeakJive

    Last I saw, Bunk was posting music to his groupies and still offering a job to Gus while poking fun at CJ’s political views.

    Certainly not ban worthy material on Twitter. – Calo

    Bunk’s crime was far worse in the Corpulent Ponytailed Blogger’s “mind” than anything done by ISIS.

    I’d wager that Bunk’s next target will be the Mountain Dew.

    No wonder Chunkles is pathologically peevish. 😆

  20. just poop says:

    If tweets paid the rent , Gus would be living in a mansion

    Gus, I hope it stays cold for as long as possible as you hunker down in your car.
    and I hope the last thing you lose is the internet because I look forward to all your sad trombone tweets about your plight

  21. rightymouse says:

    Gussy’s twitter account is behind closed doors. Again.

    Only confirmed followers have access to @Gus_802’s Tweets and complete profile. Click the “Follow” button to send a follow request.

  22. trebob says:

    Well Gus, you should probably think about all that dough you spent on weed. At $350-$400 an ounce, you would have a wallet full of money if you’d planned ahead, or got a job.

    The good news is, it looks like Hoosier Hoops might get him some roommate action after all.

    • just poop says:

      Gus is and should be desperate, but honestly moving in with hoosier hoops is probably the thing that would drive a man to just start the car in the garage and take the long nap

    • rightymouse says:

      All Gus needs to do is get a freaking job. Any job. Two jobs if necessary. My son was able to get a job right out of HS. They are training him so he can move up the ladder, he has medical benefits, 401K etc. and although he’ll have to get a roommate when he goes out on his own, so what? He’s not spending every waking hour flat broke and tweeting his brains out, behaving like a useless POS.

      • Pakimon says:

        You’d think Gus would be packing or looking for another place to live or at least combing the help wanted ads for a job but nope, he’s tweeting and retweeting inane nonsense instead.

        The hysterical bleats coming from Gus “by next week” are going to be hilarious especially when his crap starts getting tossed out into the street.

        I don’t mock and laugh at other people’s misfortune unless they fit two criteria:

        1) Their misfortune is due to their own actions (or inactions)

        2) They’re complete douchebags.

        I can safely say that Gus fits the bill perfectly. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        I have a SIL who is always in trouble financially. Know why? She barely works even though she’s well-educated with several degrees. Too busy drinking and smoking her brains out. I suspect that Gus is in much worse shape all due to HIS choices as well.

  23. trebob says:

    Ya know, young man, there’s a place you can go, when you’re short on your dough. You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find many ways to have a good time. Hoosier Hoops isn’t your last hope. 🙂

  24. dwells38 says:

    Ruh roh. Chunky must go into overdrive to stop the evil lies of Trey Gowdy and defend the honor of the Hildabeast.

    “If you think to that iconic picture of her on a C-17 flying to Libya, sunglasses on — she has her hand-held device in her hand — we have no e-mails from that day,” he said. “In fact we have no e-mails from that trip.”

    Representative Gowdy said that “it strains credibility” to believe that Clinton would have sent no e-mails relevant to the committee’s investigation on a trip “to Libya to discuss Libyan policy.”

    Gowdy added that Clinton herself is not the one who should be making the determination about what e-mails she wants to make subject to records requests, and that at this point a “neutral, detached auditor” ought to do that. “Frankly, I’ve lost confidence in the State Department to make that determination,” he said, noting that the State Department did nothing about the fact that Clinton had illegally concealed her e-mails by exclusively using a private account until the Benghazi committee began requesting them.

  25. Pakimon says:

    The Red Wings are down 4-1 at the end of the 2nd period! 😡

    I blame rightymouse for diluting ice girl mojo with her bulgy men photos!

    Not really, its just that rum drinks dictated that I spin the blame wheel and righty’s name just happened to be the one the pointer landed on. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      But..but…I was rooting for the Red Wings.
      Rum is bad for you. I had a rum & coke in Barbados many, many moons ago and wound up sick as dog. Of course the fact that it was more like rum with a splash of coke probably was to blame. Never touched the stuff after that. And don’t get me started on Tequila. That crap is the devil’s brew. As is beer.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Since you don’t own property, what do YOU care about property taxes? Idiot.

    • Because says:


    • Pakimon says:


      Pakimog better get busy!

      Pakimog get rightymouse and Octo to help with campaign!

      Between rightmouse bulgy men in speedo/whatnot pictures to get woman vote and me and Octo’s cheerleader/ice girl/ yoga/boobie pictures, Pakimog be a shoo-in!

      Now Pakimog need to pick a state! 😆

    • doppel milyo says:

      says the man who’s never paid property tax in his life

      • I respectfully disagree here. Renters pay the property taxes for the person who owns the building/land. If the owner doesn’t pass along the taxes to the renter, he/she is an idiot. The best analogy is sales tax (or even the EU VAT insanity). Consumers pay the tax, right? But they don’t send the tax money to the sate, they give the tax money to the retailer and the retailer send the money to the sate, just like a building owner collects rent and pays the assorted bills associated with owning the building. Just because the renter doesn’t write the check to the state does not mean the renter does not pay property taxes.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Respectful disagreement back at ‘cha. The tax bill is made out to by the landowner. Paid by the landowner. How he gets the funds to pay for it is his business. Yes, he passes the expense to the renter, but if the landowner misuses those funds the renter would not have to pay the tax bill if the landowner can’t. Simply, the renter pays for what her/she agrees is a fair price for shelter. In NO WAY is the renter legally responsible for real estate tax. Are you going to say the renter provides prostitutes to the owner because the owner chooses to use his funds for rent-a-tail?
        Does the renter “contribute” to paying the tax bill,…..

      • Because says:

        Stonemason’s right. Not only does the tenant ultimately pay the property tax, but the property tax is the rent that the county charges the “owner” of the land. If the “owner” doesn’t pay his “rent”, he most assuredly get evicted.

        It’s rent seeking all the way down. Nobody “owns” land. What people own is a right of first refusal on the lease from the county. Sorry, that’s not your house. It’s the government’s. They just let you live there as long as you pay them their rent. And if you want to sell that lease, you can. If you can’t take a whiz in your front yard, you don’t own it. And you can’t.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Your both right. The risk is to the owner, losing the property. The rent ideally is payed by the renter thru the rent.
        In Minnesota, renters can apply for a refund of part of the property tax they paid thru rent depending on their income and number of children, etc.

        Now, if we could just work on the 52% of the taxpayers who pay ZERO federal income tax, and in fact get money back. We need to get to a position where everyone has skin in the game.

    • Captain Death says:

      Didn’t Gus and the termites share the rent on the garage?

  27. Pakimon says:

    It also makes sense because Florida officials refuse to pander to moonbats by using a trite and ambiguous “buzz phrase”.

  28. Because says:

  29. Pakimon says:

    It’s been quite awhile since Chunky pulled his “#NowPlaying I’m spamming everyone to try and get them to buy stuff on my Amazon account” routine.

    I figured Twitter warned him to knock it off before they suspended his account.

    Chunkles is like a dim-witted mule, periodically he needs to get smacked in the head with a big stick. 😆

  30. doppel milyo says:

    hey Charles

    since Gus is about to be homeless, why not appeal to the lizards and get them to fundraise for one of their own.
    you know,. the way we did for dustyvet and the ungrateful skank irish rose.

    because now that you’ve banned all the wingnuts and are only left with good progressives, I am sure the charity will be flowing like a river

    • Pakimon says:

      To liberals er, “progressives”, charity is the purview of “da’ Gub’mint”.

      Hold on… strike that!

      My racist insensitivity alarm just started clanging!

      I meant “the Gub’mint”. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Not likely. They aren’t hitting the tip jar or signing up for the awesome $79.95 deal to turn off ads. If they donate to Gus they’re even less able to donate to the LGF you work and I cut & paste and eat Cheetos fund.

  31. Pakimon says:

    Apparently, you’re also at your housing end as well.

    I’d worry more about finding a suitable homeless shelter and less about “late night tweets” you useless homunculus. 😆

  32. Captain Death says:

    So even Gus’s sister got tired of his free loading, indolent, slovenly ways and tossed his useless ass out of the garage. Come to think of it – Gus and Charles would be perfect roommates – two Oscar Madison’s.

  33. rightymouse says:

    Ok tweeters! Report Fatso for harassment & false reporting!!

    • Pakimon says:

      While you’re at it, please report a fat ponytailed blogger for spamming with his “NowPlaying” Amazon spamming routine.

  34. dwells38 says:

    Chunky was abusing Ginger yesterday about his claims of breaking parts of the Menendez story. Chunky just starts spouting that Ginger didn’t break shit on Twitter with no explanation. Kind of like his warnings that journalists will be sorry about the absolutely true and verified story of Shitlery’s home email server that she won’t answer questions about.

    And, if you read here it shows, as usual that Ginger has indeed been doing quite a bit of reportage about Menendez’ corruption.

    Does Chunk really think that just by stupidly lying he’s going to wish away Ginger’s real journalistic efforts? Does he not realize he has no credibility himself and no one ever believes his feverish baseless rantings about “Babycakes”? And even more comically stupid does he not understand that Ginger’s reporting SUPPORTS the Obungle Admin’s prosecution of Menendez as legitimate? He seems to have not gotten the memo that everyone assumes the prosecution of Menendez is pure Obungle vindictiveness for Menendez’ opposition to Obungles Iran nuke and Cuba normalization policies.

    Poor Chunk. He’s not a player at all. They didn’t even tell him which sports complex they’re playing at nor in which city. And after all those years of kicking people off the team at LGF.

    • Pakimon says:

      In what passes for Chunkles’ mind, insipid sniping is “cutting edge” journalism.

      No wonder he’s been at 11.8 followers for the last… well… since forever. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      For all Ginger’s personality glitches, the guy has a coherent worldview, and seems like a hell of a researcher.

      The Palinization of him via ridicule is way overdone, IMO.

  35. Just pay the rent Gus says:

    because no rent paid. Secretly filmed in Gus’ garage.

  36. dwells38 says:

    The Clinton Helping Ourselves To Other People’s Money Foundation has rolled out a new campaign called “Not There” asking people to imagine life without women. It’s lousy timing considering her emails as SoS not being there and the Benghazi failure resulting in the Ambassador being not there ie dead.
    The smartest man on the internet makes these hilarious observations about Shrillery’s not being there:

    Clinton might want to rethink a public image of Hillary being ‘Not There’.

    Hillary Clinton was ‘Not There’ for State Department employees Ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens and Foreign Service Information Management Officer Sean Smith and CIA contractors Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods on the fateful night in Benghazi on September 11, 2012 when they were murdered by Islamist terrorists.

    Hillary Clinton’s emails for six years were ‘Not There’ for lawful review by Congress, the courts and FOIA.

    Hillary Clinton was ‘Not There’ to protect our soldiers and diplomats’ sacrifices in Iraq, allowing the rise of ISIS.

    Hillary Clinton was ‘Not There’ for American allies in the Middle East, allowing terrorists and terror allies to overthrow governments working with the U.S. in the war on terror.

    Hillary Clinton has a history of being ‘Not There’ even before she was Secretary of State.

    Hillary Clinton was ‘Not There’ for upstate New Yorkers she promised would see job growth if she was elected Senator from New York in 2000.

    Hillary Clinton was ‘Not There’ when her subpoenaed Rose Law Firm billing records were discovered in the White House residence in 1996.

    Hillary Clinton was ‘Not There’ when White House Deputy Counsel Vince Foster’s office was searched by her aides when he turned up dead in Fort Marcy Park in nearby McLean, Virginia in 1993.

    And of course, the uber-feminist Hillary Clinton has been ‘Not There’ for the women her husband was accused of sexually assaulting over the years.

  37. dwells38 says:

    NY Times comically disriminates against Republicans by cropping them out of Selma group photo. Nothing spells lying Progturd meme like photo manipulation by a biased crap failing propaganda rag who retracts more than a circumcision patient in a cold doctor’s office. :

    Did they really think people wouldn’t know the President of the United States was there and in the picture?

    Your people Chunk. When was Bush ever a racist? But let me guess you squinched your eyes and now suddenly he is! All GOP members and conversatives are racists!!! Even the black ones! Even the hispanics!!

  38. dwells38 says:

    Oh Noes. Making fun of the Hildabeast Not Funny! Chunky knows they’re just pandering to their new right wing masters like Larry O’Dumbo.

  39. dwells38 says:

    Chunk’s Black Lives Matter peeps aka the Other People’s Rights and Privacy Don’t Matter Because Whitey movement.

    Chunk’s comical idiot pals supposely educated Princeton “students” think it’s their “2nd amendment” right to disrupt people’s meals on private property.

    Hey let’s face it though, they have more guts than the spineless Fat Ass liar does. Since he’s a shut in he doesn’t have to worry about people harrassing him for being white while he eats his frozen salmon. And he wouldn’t have the guts to do what they do either. In person he would wither under disapproval and confrontation unlike someone like Andrew Breitbart who saw through to his cowardice.

  40. dwells38 says:

    Right. Truth matters……to voters that is. Which is why you have to be a REALLY GOOD liar.

  41. dwells38 says:

    RT @jaunte: “Harmless crank” Chuck C. Johnson actually spreading & promoting noxious racism, hate speech:… 1 hour ago

    Harmless crank? But Chunky said before that Ginger was an armed and dangerous flabbiverse stalker threatening Chunky’s very own precious cowardly flab.

    And he also said just the other day when a fellow moonbat suggested he STFU about Ginger already, that it was his personal crusade to battle against the evil Ginger who was being promoted by GOP big shots like Rush and Levin and therefore ANYTHING but harmless.

    As usual Chunky seems very confused and inconsistent about Ginger and at the same time somewhat desparate for someone to notice his constant stream of insults and impotent criticisms. Seems clear this is more about Chunky going all out Olbermann and hoping his attacks on more popular internet personalities will somehow translate into higher traffic and hence higher revenue. Except I think he’s shooting himself in the foot as usual and just sending more traffic to Ginger while repulsing many from the has been failed moonbat LGF.

  42. JimboXL says:

    It amazes me that the Dim party, which absolutely caters to the most superficial people on the planet, would be pushing a nasty grandma who abandoned the embassy personnel at Benghazi, as its next candidate. Not that the ever bumbling, ever stupid Republican Party isn’t trying to outdo them by running another Bush, the least likable one.

  43. Octopus says:

    Oh, no! Say it isn’t so, Gus. They’re kicking you out of the garage? Those bastards! Probably want to park their car in there, or some such bourgeois bullshit. You should come back and burn the fucker down. Occupy Da Garage!

  44. Octopus says:

    Reading of Gus’s unfortunate situation almost makes me feel guilty, for basking in the sunshine all day today, next to a burbling fountain, with a cold Mai Tai next to me. So much tragic inequity in the world. I may shed a tear.

    In happier news, I was pleased to find out today that a book based on the letters of the tail-gunner in my Dad’s B-29 crew is being taught in a history class at the University Of Michigan. I ordered a copy of the book just now. Looks interesting. Weird to see young Dad on the cover. He was the radio operator.

    My kid tweeted the news with a close-up:

    • Octopus says:

      Naturally, my critically important post goes into the moderation manque’s cage. Please to liberate. 🙂

      • Because says:

        Not only that, but the manque rogered the thread in the process.

        Kill the Moderation Manque! I want it’s head on a pike! Sick the IRS on it, or something.

      • OLT's Shitbirds Go North In Spring, Gus says:

        Kewl story, one of my Scoutmasters was a B-24 tailgunner. Incredible man, who literally survived against the odds and made a life that reflected a kind of gratitude and concern for others that is rare to find.

      • Octopus says:

        Those guys are almost all gone, OLT. So many of them who survived horrifying ordeals in the war, returned and built lives full of gratitude and respect for the sacrifices made in order to preserve this country’s freedom, as well as the freedom of countries all over the globe. I’m proud to put my late father in that category of man.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        That’s really neat Gary! Very cool.

      • dwells38 says:

        That is awsome! One of my daughter is fascinated with all things WWII. She will like this book.

  45. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

  46. Because olo says:

    • OLT's Shitbirds Go North In Spring, Gus says:

      Your wit;’s end is what, about three feet from the start?

      • Octopus says:

        At least the drunken bum has the wit to realize his late-night tweets are a humiliating display of idiocy. A little remorse can go a long way, if boosted with a well-placed kick to the bum’s keister. A kick our Gus has apparently absorbed. Happy trails, Sterno! 🙂

  47. dwells38 says:

    In Florida, Officials Ban Term ‘Climate Change’ 5 hours ago

    Yeah. Because it’s a bullshit term used mostly by liars and leftist crooked propagandists for the low info voters. Guess it’s time for you Progturds to dream up a new one yet again. How about….. Sudden Earth Manmade Death Syndrome? Or Climetastrophe? How about Earth Bake? Like Clam Bake. And they could use this as their theme song.

    Because the dumb LIV sheeple like Elvis and would really believe the Earth’s like a giant clam being baked by the GOP and conservatives.