Charles wants gotcha questions

As one of the moderators at the Republican Presidential debates, Hugh Hewitt will not ask any gotcha questions on evolution. Charles is livid about this and goes on a self-righteous rant.

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Charles demands obedience to the Darwinist dogma!

106 Comments on “Charles wants gotcha questions”

  1. swamprat says:

    How about an economics test?
    I know, wrong science.

  2. just poop says:

    The fat man in his mid 60’s with the pony tail should give evolution a shot himself, before concerning himself with how republicans handle evolution questions

    charles, exercise
    lost the black t shirt
    chop the pony tail
    act your age
    stop being a dick

    Darwin would be happy

  3. just poop says:


    Is the reverend wright a creationist?
    how about the Pope?
    How about the reverend Sharpton?
    How about devout Christian Barry Soettero?

    • Octopus says:

      Reading her “confession,” I was struck by how easily you could substitute the Unicorn Messiah for any reference to Christ, and then you’d have Chunky’s own religion. He’s not ashamed of it, either. It saved his life, he says. 😆

  4. dwells38 says:

    This coming week is shaping up to be a major nightmare for the GOP.
    10 hours ago

    IOW it’s going to be an AWSOME week for the GOP while Progturd liars like Chunky can do nothing but Tweet in impotent outrage.

  5. Because says:

    Ok, Chunk. So who does care? Why should someone without OCD give a crap?

  6. Because ouch says:

  7. Because ouch says:

    Hey Chunk. Maybe you’ll get action out of Twitter if you try this approach:

  8. dwells38 says:

    RT @GerardAraud: The personal attacks against Susan Rice, my colleague at the UN, are not only unfair but repugnant in their violence. A g…
    11 hours ago

    Remember when it was common knowledge on LGF that the UN was basically filled with wine swilling cheese eaters who basically do nothing except gather parking tickets they don’t pay? How things have changed. Now Chunk’s right hand man, Gus pretends the wine swilling cheese eating French UN ambassador is a credible endorsement for serial liar Susan Rice.

  9. dwells38 says:

    Chunk’s peeps on the left. One idiot says Israel is a terrorist nation but stands by Iran. You know Iran who freely admits they will use terrorism and has threatened America with it numerous times.

    • rightymouse says:

      Medea Benjamin is a vile human being. Bah…

      • Because says:

        Or facsimile.

      • Arachne says:

        I’m sure the Democrats are planning to make sure this traitorous c**t gets a seat at Bibi’s speech. They are famous for getting disruptors into the gallery.

        However the saving grace is if they were hoping to get her onto the House floor to occupy one of the absent shitbag CBC seats, they won’t be able to. Those requests go through the Speaker’s office.

      • just poop says:

        I will pay Madea’s airfare to ISIS controlled Syria.

        I’m sure when they find out she’s a person of peace they won’t set her ass on fire or saw her head off.


      • Benjamin is a troubled, emotionally disturbed sociopath.

  10. dwells38 says:

    Chunk’s head will explode when he sees Coulter going mainstream. While he continues his descent into obscurity.

  11. Arachne says:

    I notice the tweet about Girl Scout cookies over at the right.
    Uh, two things – they are extremely overpriced and frankly if I’m going to buy overpriced sweets I’ll buy from the Boy Scouts – who do not support far left causes.

    • Octopus says:

      I’m sorry, but I will pay the price for the Tagalongs and Samoas. Daddy needs his yearly fix. 😳

      Besides, I pay too much in taxes to this government to quibble about supporting far-left causes at this stage.

      • Arachne says:

        True. I do miss the Samoas. I’m not putting anyone down for buying the GS cookies. They are soooooo good. Heck, my son brought home two or three boxes (he’s a Samoa guy himself.). Fortunately, I gave up eating sugar and just had to pout in my room all afternoon while he polished them off.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      But, but…..THIN MINTS!!!!!!

      Was a girl scout in the hippie era. They tried to teach us about Earth Day and stuff. It didn’t stick. I was just there for the cookies.

  12. dwells38 says:

    This is a truly tragic story.
    There are things that are somewhat laughable about it such as that the girl, who was supposed to be a good kid, was going to a planned fistfight with other girls, caused by a Facebook feud. So good girl going to a fight? I guess everything’s relative. In lower socio-economic strata a girl can be good and still throwdown. She didn’t knock off a store or anything, at least. Also comical is that the writer seems to blame Facebook. Yet illegal guns, violent, under parented teens, wanton disregard for human life, etc… all seem to get a pass. But at the end of the day a teen girl was tragically shot and murdered by other teens.

    However, many of the comments are very racist and generalize all blacks as being like these dumb kids. Where is Chunky the race warrior regarding this CBS Atlanta’s policing of their web site? He complains about comments at Fox News or Breitbart or Hot Air all the time even when his honchos have specifically mobied their comments. Where’s the outrage with CBS Chunk? I guess your policy is to not go after fellow Progturd commies even when they’re racists? Nice double standard.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Evolution in action.

      How can Chunky argue with that ?!?!

    • Because says:

      Problem with racist comments on a website is that they can be:

      1. Punks trying to draw attention to themselves.
      2. Lefty Mobies.
      3. Real white racists.

      If I had to guess, it’s about 60-35-5.

    • Because says:

      “Where are they getting the guns from?”

      Obvious;y from the NRA. 🙄

  13. dwells38 says:

    Is this the most absurdly hilarious photo to come out of CPAC?
    25 minutes ago

    No but this is pretty funny.

  14. ISpeakJive says:

    Would Chunky dare ask a Muslim politician how old the earth is? Of course not.

    Chunky, why do you hate Baptists? Are you an evangelical-o-phobe?

    • just poop says:

      he’s an anti-Christian bigot because he can be.
      I’m sure he hates the muslims too but he’s too much of a pussy after that Mooslim tween stared him down several years ago

    • Because says:

      Anything that they don’t want to hear from a muslim isn’t “real” Islam. Cuz the knowers know.

    • dwells38 says:

      Yeah whoever made the point that Tillman’s killer can’t possibly be a Christian because real Christian’s don’t murder people? Certainly not anyone one in the MSM or blogturds like Chunky.

  15. Because says:

    Goose is retweeting some profound profundities.

    Could that signify an order to get out of town when Bibi is there?

  16. Because olo says:

  17. dwells38 says:

    Oh, now I see why I’m seeing idiots in my mentions today – Hot Air is bashing me for this LGF article: lgf.bz1M1AvFv
    47 minutes ago

    😆 What a surprise. Chunk’s poor reading comprehension gets it wrong as usual. He thinks they bashed him hence his victim card Tweet. Hot Air is bashing me!! Well gee then don’t publish things on the internet and Tweet them to everyone you fucking moron.

    It will come as little surprise that the usual critics such as Charles Johnson are terribly disappointed that the anti-science party won’t be exposed because “all of the candidates are creationists.”

    Calling someone among “the usual critics” is bashing? But it’s OK to bash, yes actually bash Hugh Hewitt and the GOP on a top post of your failed blog? They even gave him a link!

    • Arachne says:

      Someone ought to steer Hugh Hewitt over here.
      We’ll give him the crash course in bashing.

      • Octopus says:

        Stabby-Poo gets so peevish on Monday, and other days ending in “y.” 😆

        palmerkiss Thanks. He’s always trying to get his name into my mentions; it’s his cute little way of letting me know he’s still stalking.
        21 minutes ago

        @palmerkiss Would you please not include me in tweets to ‘ChenZhen’? This psycho has been stalking me for years.
        23 minutes ago

  18. dwells38 says:

    @palmerkiss Thanks. He’s always trying to get his name into my mentions; it’s his cute little way of letting me know he’s still stalking.
    17 minutes ago

    @palmerkiss Would you please not include me in tweets to ‘ChenZhen’? This psycho has been stalking me for years.
    19 minutes ago

    Says the whackjob who torpedoed his own blog so he could join Code Pink and Nancy Pelosi! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      What a peevish whiner he is. Yuck.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah Chen Zen is all about getting in your mentions.
      So it’s your job to tell people who they can and cannot talk to on Twitter.
      It’s called a BLOCK button. You have a very special button.
      It’s called “whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.”

  19. Doppel milyo says:

    Here’s a gotcha question I’d love for somebody to ask Obama

    Mr President, why won’t you release your college transcripts?

  20. Octopus says:

    Slut-Shamer, come home. You are needed.

    • rightymouse says:

      Are those stretch-marks I see on her belly? Also, she has a big ass & gravity ain’t going to be kind at some point.

      • dwells38 says:

        There’s something positively steatopygial about her tush. I like ’em round and shapely but that thing ain’t raght. It’s like someone inserted an entire basketball in each cheek.

      • Arachne says:

        It would not surprise me at all to find out girlfriend had some work done.

      • dwells38 says:

        It’s actually fairly common in all ethnic types. Steatopygia, pronounced stay-at-o-PIE-jia, is defined as a high degree of fat on and around the buttocks- and also the front and side of the thighs. You’ll find steatopygian women all over the world, but this condition is most commonly found among the khoisan women of southern Africa.

        And yeah. As ridiculous as it seem, she’s hot. But no more! That’s the limit for me. But yeah I’m a sick man.

      • Because olo says:

        That thar be a ginormous badonkadonk.

      • Because olo says:

        Never go to the badonkadonk show. OLT says so.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s too much ass for me, though I do find the syndrome kind of fascinating. I appreciate some hourglass-shape, but these giant booties are a little off-kilter for me. Kind of like the women with the massive fake boobs.

      • oyliM ubA says:

        Why are you forsaking fake boobies, Octo??!/?/?////!!/?

      • Bunk X says:

        It’s going to sever itself with that thong. Paint some bigass cartoon eyeballs on it and get a job as Disneyland mascot.

    • ISTE says:

      Can she cook?

    • Because olo says:

      That thar be a badonkadonk.

  21. JimboXL says:

    The concept of evolution is extremely depressing when you think about it possibly taking millions upon millions of years for life to form, on top of billions of years to form a planet, only to end up with the disgusting Dim creatures retiring from Congress after years of dismantling the country and attacking the average tax paying American who is only trying to survive.

    • Because olo says:

      Just remember, the most successful living organisms on earth are bacteria. When you realize that, the Donkey Show makes a little more sense.

  22. swamprat says:

    Lidane3/02/2015 1:33:39 pm PST


    And suddenly I have a job interview this week. The punchline? It’s for an ad agency that focuses on conservative and GOP politics. This is going to be an interesting experience.

    and people wonder why I believe in God.
    Good luck, Lidane. I hope this works out. Seriously. Give them a chance.

    • Because olo says:

      Interviewer: “What do you do in your spare time?”
      L: “I hang out at the extreme right wingnut blog “Little Green Footballs”.
      Interviewer: “The one full of viruses?”

    • ISpeakJive says:

      HR may do a background check and find her name associated with her handle.

      The perils of being a butthead on the web. 🙂

    • doppel milyo says:

      Letitia, stand tall on your principles!!

      it’s better to be poor than to work for Repukes!!

      and you can live off the fat of the land for several years.
      at least until the USA elects a great man like Barack Obama and everybody has a job

  23. Juan Epstein says:

    Clever as always using a goofy picture of Hewitt while using a 20 yr pic for an avatar….


    • ISpeakJive says:

      The pic is slightly Max Headroom-esque. Or a ventriloquists dummy. Something. I’m sure he’s a very nice man but those teeth are scary. I shouldn’t be so shallow.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s weird, but compared to Chunky The Blobfish, it’s “Sexiest Man Of The Year”-material. 😆

  24. ISpeakJive says:

    He’s obsessed. Took them seriously when they were clearly meant as jokes. Hilarious!

  25. Octopus says:

    Wow, the NY Times Hillary email story has already collapsed into a ball of nothingness, and it isn’t even time for “Better Call Saul.”
    6 hours ago
    “The existence of Mrs. Clinton’s personal email account was discovered by a House committee investigating Benghazi.” Ahem.
    6 hours ago
    @allanbrauer @charles_gaba @ChuckCJohnson Where’s my limo? I was told there would be a limo!
    6 hours ago
    @bobcesca_go Started writing something with same info, but ya beat me! Barring further revelations, this looks like another fake scandal.
    6 hours ago
    RT @bobcesca_go: That Story About Hillary Clinton’s Private Email Account Isn’t as Awful as It Seems… #Hillary #p2 #t…
    6 hours ago

    You know what this means…anybody smell smoke? Ah, it’s probably nothing. Never mind.

    Get some popcorn. 🙂

  26. Pakimon says:

    And Chunk is an endless source of Twitter comedy.

    The best part is that he takes himself so seriously.

    Watching him bleat peevishly about “Twitter abuse” and then turn around and engage in the exact same behavior he’s sniveling about is the height of hilarity.

    The best part is that Chunkles is so mind bendingly obtuse, he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it.

    The hypocrisy doesn’t even register with him.

    My theory is that his jazzy ponytail has become sentient and grown roots in his Cheetos clogged brain.

    It’s sucking out whatever intelligence is left in Chunkles’ cavernous cranium.

    My fear is that since it’s obvious that Chunky’s intelligence has been pretty much tapped out, the jazzy ponytail will disengage from the corpulent blogger’s head and start creeping about Culver City looking for new victims. 😮 😆

  27. just poop says:

    It’s a fucked up world when a great man like Andeew Breitbart. Loving husband and father lies dead these 3 years and a morbidly obese scumbag like Icarus Fatso walks the earth in his place

    • Pakimon says:

      “and a morbidly obese scumbag like Icarus Fatso walks waddles the earth in his place”

      There… fixed that for ya’ 😆

  28. Charles, do you have any idea of just how boring you are?