The Wide World of Charles

Once in a while we need to step back from The Little Green Footballs World of Wonder and post something completely unrelated to prevent the News of The Swamp from coagulating on your monitor and compacting your lower intestines.

I’ve always been curious about the history of language and etymology, and I found a mildly interesting site called “Word Map.” Type in a word, and it displays global locations and various translations.

This experiment brings together the power of Google Translate and the collective knowledge of Wikipedia to put into context the relationship between language and geographical space.

http://wordmap.co/#

Take it for a ride, then come back. We’ll wait.
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Of course, most of us aged juvenile delinquents are inclined to enter one or two (or all) of George Carlin’s “7 Words You Can’t Say On Television” just to see the results, and I did just that.

Then I thought that there must be a word that doesn’t have global meaning, one that is a bit slang and profane at the same time, so I typed in “Penis Penis Penis LOL.” Phrases don’t work well on that site, but I found that the world is full of dicks, even though you already knew that. At least it proved my theory.

There was only one word left.

Word Map RUMPSWAB

That’s an Honest-to-God screencap. Click to stupify.

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85 Comments on “The Wide World of Charles”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog happy Flyers hold on for 3-2 win over Das Capitals!

    Now Pakimog root for Blackhawks to beat Bruins and help Flyers playoff chances in 3:30 game on NBC!

    Pakimog would be remiss if he not put up ice girl to help cause!

    Pakimog throw out a bevy of them to help cause!

    * Apologies to Briareus for polluting thread at get-go with ice hotties but Pakimog happy and full of demon rum! 😀

    • Octopus says:

      Bruins took Blackhawks to Poundtown, snapping a six-game slide. And their ice-girls, let’s face it, they’re a little on the rugged side. Kind of hard. Heavy smokers. 😉

    • Abu Charles Sucks!1!!1! penis penis penis lol says:

      From the last thread: my Hawks suck!

  2. Octopus says:

    Is this the dumbest thing Garage Boy’s tweeted out yet?

    #OscarsSoWhite that it’s like David Duke without the baggage.
    24 minutes ago

    #OscarsSoWhite that Republicans will watch in record numbers.
    25 minutes ago

    🙄

  3. Octopus says:

    Are these idiots forgetting that Hollywood is THE funding and message-broadcasting tool of the Left? That they support Obama and his radical agenda with untold millions, and philosophical support in at least 90% of movies?

  4. doppel milyo says:

    I don’t care if every nominee is black, just like I don’t care if the Detroit pistons are all black
    just as long as the best people make the team and the team wins.

    Turns out the brothers acting jobs just sucked this year so no mominations, just like the pistons suck so no playoffs

    hey Gus, how about #blogsowhite since Charles banned every person of color from LGF?

    seems more fitting since one person chooses to ban and block and we all know how charles feels about minorities. they best know they place

    • Because olo says:

      That’s so rasis talking about black people and pistons that go up and down and crankshafts and rods and shit. Get your mind out of the gutter.

  5. Because WTF? says:

  6. Octopus says:

    And that guy’s a hardcore Hollywood Lefty, whose every reply screamed of proggie-politics. 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    Shocking and blue. The original, classic version. I loved this song as a kid, even though I had no idea what it was about. What is it about, anyway? Ah, who cares. 🙂

  8. Octopus says:

    Would this be a good way to show my support for the Shrillary candidacy?

  9. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    Even by the sleazy standards of general MSM incompetence and corruption, NBC is slut-shamed by their history. Williams is just a product of that mire.

    • Minnow says:

      Really Barry? What the fuck do YOU know about ethics!??

      The short (and long) answer is “Nothing.”

      But keep pretending poseur. Somewhere out there, a 14 year old girl is sighing blissfully at your supreme manliness.

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

      ethics….. HA!

    • Professor Charles Johnson: Ethicist. Philosopher. Anthropologist. Rumpswab.

      • Arachne says:

        And apparently Fox News should fire O’Reilly for incidents that occurred BEFORE there was a Fox News? Whereas Brian Williams’ outright LIES occurred while he was working for NBC.

        Fatass – your reality check bounced.

      • just poop says:

        O’reilly doesn’t do news.
        he’s an opinion guy.
        Like Sharpton the tawana brawley, tax cheat and murderer of yankel rosenbaum

        can’t wait for Mother jones to dig into Sharpton’s past

  10. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 32m32 minutes ago

    We should have an Oscars show where all the male presenters can only wear briefs.
    .
    .
    NTTAWWT

    • Abu Charles Sucks!1!!1! penis penis penis lol says:

      O.M.G. Did Charles just waddle out of the closet? Yesssh he did!
      / tough to find a mate for bike accident boy – even hyper-desperate queers
      would vomit at the mere suggestion

      • Octopus says:

        Oh, I think we can find him somebody. “There’s a mate for every old shoe,” as me sainted mother used to say. Get him down to the Wharf for the parade this year. Get him scrotal-inflated and painted, slap him on his jiggly ass and get him waddling down Main St.

    • Because olo says:

      Cuz those grey briefs could be his.

      Not.

  11. kbdabear says:

    Morbid obesity and black shirts are all the rage too ….

  12. ISpeakJive says:

    Glenn Greenwald got an Oscar for CitizenFour. Got to go up on the stage and everything.

    Jelly much, fatboy? hahahaha

  13. Bunk X says:

    Awesome logic, Alouette.

  14. Bunk X says:

    Someone else is catching on.

  15. Because says:

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  17. swamprat says:

    charles is stalking Ginger Johnson pretty hard.

  18. poteen2 says:

    Muslims Join Hands At Oslo’s Largest Synagogue lgf.bz/1LrjiFb

    Learn to read, Charlie. I know it’s hard for you pot fried leftover hippies but give it a shot.

    http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2015/02/23/oslo-synagogue-muslim-peace-ring-organizer-jews-were-behind-911-mumbai-terror-attack/

  19. poteen2 says:

    And
    Salient ‘ journolism’ from the Kindergarten Princesses at the pink fingerpaint table.
    Sean Penn ruined it.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/23/sean-penn-green-card_n_6733238.html

  20. kbdabear says:

    Bill Nye, the SCIENCE guru for Fatass, thinks European Jews wouldn’t have problems if they got out to meet their neighbors

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/jack-coleman/2015/02/22/bill-nye-europes-jews-if-only-they-were-more-neighborly

  21. Because maybe you should quit? says:

    Not when there’s free food.

    • Because says:

      There’s always the weird old uncle who live in a garage and takes the drumstick and a mountain of stuffing.

      • Arachne says:

        Is there some troll living in Gus’s basement with a gun pointed to his head that forces him to be on Twitter. People sure love to complain about a social media that there is no governmental mandate requiring them to participate in.

  22. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

    • Arachne says:

      Dear Patricia Arquette:

      You’re a very talented actress. I’m sure you thought that last night was your only chance to put on a screech show about the wage gap showing your complete and utter ignorance of the facts.

      Oh, and I went and visited DirecTV’s website and took your new show off my DVR list.

    • Octopus says:

      Dear Fatass did NOT just say that thing. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Of course he did. Morons say the darndest things.
        Maybe he’d like to Google”TEA Party”, “Ted Cruz” and “Sarah Palin.”

  23. Because says:

    Is there a ponytail version of this?

  24. JimboXL says:

    Just admit you’re an Obola-nazi when as a rabid, voracious Christian-hating progressive you scream high whiny notes when someone won’t acknowledge Obola’s Christian faith. Just admit you will do anything your master Obola would ask of you, without question or hesitation.

    I didn’t think they could actually get more ridiculous.

  25. Arachne says:

    Oh, and CBS has to be gnashing their teeth over Arquette’s remarks. Her series doesn’t debut until next week and already the often influential RW media is saying “you know, I believe I’ll think I’ll skip this show. I had wanted to watch it but you know…..other stuff’s on.”

    Yes, you have freedom of speech. What you don’t have is freedom from consequences when the private sector takes exception to what you say.

    Are the ratings for the Oscars in yet? Why, yes they are:

    “Sunday’s trophy ceremony on ABC, hosted by Neil Patrick Harris, averaged just 36.6 million viewers, according to preliminary Nielsen estimates. That’s a steep 16% drop from 43.7 million last year, when Ellen DeGeneres hosted and 12 Years a Slave won best picture. Among adults ages 18 to 49, the Oscar telecast dropped 18%.”

    Political speeches like Arquette’s don’t make people want to tune in.

    And I imagine the PUBLIC wasn’t too happy watching “American Sniper” pretty much get shafted for a film that, well, really

    Birdman – $37,780,892 total B.O.
    A Boy’s Life – $4,104,962 total B.O.
    Whiplash – $11,330,000 total B.O.

    American Sniper – $320,009,625 total B.O.

    So American Sniper is BEST PICTURE where it counts.

  26. Octopus says:

  27. Because says: