Charles Foster Johnson. What an Asshole.

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Okay, Charles, who said that? NO ONE except for you. No one on your Twitter TL said that, and neither did anyone here or elsewhere.

Who else made fun of someone who’d had a close call with death? Who made fun of a woman who’d been raped and suffers from Lupus Disease and mocked her relentlessly, claiming she lied about it? Who was pleased that she’d suffered a debilitating stroke recently, sending her into physical and mental rehabilitation, and saw no reason to send condolences, let alone to acknowledge it?

Who or what did you sell your soul to Charles, besides that Rauhauser schwachsinnig Sputtern?

“And also, fuck you.” – Charles F. Johnson 18 February 2015


Now about that decades-old ChuckFace photo, we’re offering a $1,000 bounty for an image circa January 2015. Pony up, bro. Show us proof that you’ve dropped the pounds and 2 or 3 chins. We’ll take that photo, post it, and donate the proceeds to your butt-buddy @gus_802. He needs the booze, cigs and the sterno. Maybe we’ll donate it to some folks who deserve it instead.


240 Comments on “Charles Foster Johnson. What an Asshole.”

  1. Briareus says:

    $1,000 you penis penis penis lol Chuckie suckers.Who’s going to step up to the plate and be a whore?

  2. ISpeakJive says:

    Hey, WindupBird has his own show now! Danger 5.

  3. Pakimon says:

    Talk about the rotund ponytailed pot calling the kettle black. 🙄 😆

  4. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Why are Republicans always laughing at me and giving me atomic wedgies instead of money when I panhandle for change? Asking for an unemployed, alcoholic, garage-dwelling Twitter addict.

    • dwells38 says:

      Nothing like a profane blanket general insult to tell people “my commentary is serious”.

    • pineapple says:

      Gus are you sure you didn’t mean “Why are all Republicans so tight and tasty? Asking for a friend.”

      • pineapple says:


        Gus are you sure you didn’t mean “Why are all Republicans assholes so tight and tasty? Asking for a friend.”

        Of course the key word “ASSHOLES” was inadvertently missing from the original version, …sigh.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Oh. Thought that was some new street slang I needed to learn. “Tight and tasty.”

      • pineapple says:

        Well, if Mcdonalds starts using “Tight and Tasty with fries and a coke” I’m going to demand my due.

    • Bunk X says:

      I’ll bet the 38DD girl working the liquor store counter selling Gus his two quarts of Mickey’s with a pack of Salem Menthols is a Republican.

  5. Pakimon says:

    Sterno and expired Banquet chicken pot pies kills more people than natural sugar. 😆

  6. Pakimon says:

    Don’t have any leads on a current photo of the fat, ponytailed sniveling dickhead… yet.

    Chunkles is as elusive as a friggin’ Sasquatch when it comes to public photos nowadays.

    However, there are clues to his presence if you know where to look.

    For instance, these discarded pants destroyed by constant chafing. If I can find my forensic kit, I’ll test them for Cheetos dust particles.

    That $1000 will be mine someday soon! Patience and perseverance is my friend! 😀

  7. Pakimon says:

    I set up a trap camera in a neighborhood in Culver City noted for its reported corpulent ponytailed blogger sightings and baited it with Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

    Uneventful except for this intriguing photo capture.

    Dammit! So close! I’ll get that $1000 yet!

  8. just poop says:

    Charles is a soulless ghoul. He worships murderers like Gosnell and Saint Killer Tiller.
    he also made fun of real illness in jim hoft and happily pisses on the grave of his former friend andy breitbart.

    might be time for a road trip to culver city and play the role of paparazzi. best take the wide angle lens to fit all of him in the shot. will just camp outside and wait till his amazon delivery of toilet paper and depends XXXL adult diapers shows up, snap his pic, flip him the bird and collect my thousand bucks

  9. Arachne says:

    I’m waiting for the attention whore in Chuck to end up as a “very special episode” of TLC’s “My 600-pound life.”

    • just poop says:

      he needs to shed some pannus to qualify.

      too heavy at present

      • Octopus says:

        By now, he’s one of those blimpoids who are too fat to go on “The Biggest Loser,” and need to shed 100 or so pounds before they can make it up the steps to the truck-scale.

  10. Because olo says:

    • doppel milyo says:

      so sayeth stalker Charles who snaps bras, stalks and harasses scores of conservative women, and who’s banned every dissenting voice and by definition, uses the block/ban stick when he’s losing an argument

      totally mentally outgunned in every fire fight

    • Octopus says:

      Roddy, after looking at “obsessed freak” of the moment’s humorous timeline, and seeing it is NOTHING compared to the libelous bile that fills every moment of Chunky’s every day:

      And he means that literally, as well as figuratively. Mix in a salad, and hold the greasy croutons. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      Everyone is an “obsessed freak” according to Charles, who is an obsessed freak.

  11. dwells38 says:

    Evidently they wasted time at the violent extremist conference talking about right wing Christian militia groups that actually aren’t even violent. At least I’ve not heard of these “Christian extremist terrorists” killing anyone. Sounds like they’re just placating the Muslims as usual. And now the Preezydunce is blathering that ISIS isn’t Islamic because, ya know Islam’s always been cool er something. Oh and the notion that the West is at war with Islam is a lie. Gee thanks, because NO ONE says the West is at war with Islam. In fact, the West is foolishly inviting more Muslims (including radicals) in like total naive idiots. Obungle’s a total joke to the world.

    He and Chunky are very similar the way they like to jump in front of everyone and pretend they know things that everybody already knows and are actually way ahead. Obungle didn’t even have a plan for ISIS well into 2014. Other than letting them take over Iraq while he golfs. Now this lazy pontificating obviously is useless and unhelpful to the Western and Muslim nations now actively fighting what are clearly becoming the Nazis of our time.

  12. Because rasis says:

    • Because rasis says:

      charles 2001-10-12 08:40:35

      Don’t forget that Giuliani has been right in the middle of the horror from the start. His patience for hypocrisy may be a bit strained.

    • Because rasis says:

      Charles 2007-07-25 21:05:21

      Rudy’s phone numbers have been overloaded since CAIR announced their campaign against him today. That’s why I have a second post on this subject — because it’s important. Big pressure is being put on Giuliani to compromise his stance on Islamic terrorism; we’re only seeing the tip of the iceberg.

    • Because rasis says:

      Charles 2007-09-13 18:08:43

      He’s describing the Giuliani approach, on a much larger scale. Take back the streets, and drive out the thugs.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m sure the man who held New York City together doesn’t give two shits what the skid mark on the tighty whities of life thinks of him.

    • Bunk X says:

      Cool. Charles can’t use the word “pandering” properly and Giuliani is a racist because he allowed the WTC to collapse and kill minorities?

  13. pineapple says:

    That “chipmunk toothed” fuck Kid A, crafts an incomplete post. We see what you did there Eric Smith

    Why don’t you take another awe inspiring snapshot of someone catching a ball.

    Kid A Feb 18, 2015 6:36:52pm


    “If Obama had been President when 9/11 happened, I can guarantee you two wars would not have happened, $2 trillion dollars would not have been lit on fire and hundreds of thousands of people would not be dead.”

    He forgot to add this…….

    There would still be rape rooms, gassing of Kurds, and the REAL possibility that there really are WMDs by now.

    • swamprat says:

      I hope you didn’t miss the part after that where they rhapsodize about how AlGore would have handled a presidential term during 911.

  14. doppel milyo says:

    speaking of Charles being an asshole. this is a nice blast from the past with Mandy Nagy calling in to blog talk radio

  15. pineapple says:

    I like posting here. I can humiliate some random lizard and/or Fuckface daily without static.

    The best part is that a lot of them read this blog, and they all must bite their tongue, unable post here these “adults” must obey Jabba the Fuck.

    Penalties can be harsh unless you are Sergey. Sergey is losing his shine over there though, he actually stands up to the dummies sometimes, including even Jabba the Fuckface.

    So amusing.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Yes, it’s delicious.

      It’s like watching a greek tragedy in real time. The “hero” is so, so flawed and has not a clue.

      • Because rasis says:

        I still think it’s more Wagnerian. The Waddle of the Waaaahkeries.

      • pineapple says:

        So flawed and so hateful of anything on the right.

        I find it kind of creepy to live every aspect of one’s life looking for the enemy in everything.

        I bet after his “conversion” he must play with his tiny Cheeto stained pud with his left hand now instead of his right.

        Fuckface, isn’t it about time you remind everyone why you converted again? I think it’s been two or three days or so.

      • Arachne says:

        The “Ring (around the bathtub) Cycle.”

  16. ISpeakJive says:

    Obama doesn’t think America is exceptional. He doesn’t think there’s anything to preserve or promote. He thinks it’s just one big fucked up history and that we are nothing but a bad influence.

    How is this loving America?

    • doppel milyo says:

      he and his beard were only proud of America when it allowed the cheaters to steal an election for Obama

    • pineapple says:

      Obama continues to insure that it will be a Republican next time with a Republican Congress.

      You remember… Republicans, who will never win another election?

    • Because says:

      Like Israel. Tough love. Both countries need corporal punishment. As in Corporal Shickelgruber.

  17. Because ...and? says:

  18. pineapple says:

    Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs · 24m 24 minutes ago

    “@Gus_802 Imagine how Greenwald’s fans would react if _I_ went and spoke to Allen West’s organization.”

    I imagine that there would be a collective “gasp in horror” as you slowly blubber up to the podium. Is that what you meant Fuckface?

    • doppel milyo says:

      people would gasp in horror if Charles got off the couch and walked out the front door

      let alone talk in front of a group

      • Because says:

        He no fit out the door. Then there’s the stairway problem.

      • Octopus says:

        I recall an episode of Richard Simmons’ old Obese Recluse Show, where they had to remove a wall of this guy’s house to get him out. An outer wall of his bedroom, where he was fused to the mattress with his own filth. Imagine, if you will, the stench.

        This may be what we’re dealing with, in regards to Our Chunky. Until we have photographic proof, there is no reason not to expect the worst. The deterioration of his mind has been right out there for all to see. Prepare for horror, and be pleasantly surprised if it only turns out sad.

      • Because says:

        This’ll do.

      • Octopus says:

        With some assistance from this guy…

        “Not just for untangling multiple tractor-trailer pile-ups on the interstate, anymore!”

  19. swamprat says:

    #TGDN boot camp: Twitter Gulag Defense Network founder shares tips for avoiding #TwitterGulag

    …from Todd Kincannon

    Train yourself to *never* start a tweet with “@” symbol. If you reply to someone, put a “.” before the first “@”
    If someone is harassing you or seems too eager to attack you, just block them. Don’t think twice about it.
    If you’re fighting with a liberal, and his buddies jump in and attack you, ignore them.
    Create a second account in case your primary account is suspended. Make sure that account joins #TGDN too.Make sure the profile in your second account states that it’s a backup account for your main account.Use the same avatar and background for your secondary account that you use for your primary account.
    Before engaging an attacker, check to see how many followers they have. If under 100, totally ignore them. Check to see how many tweets they have. If under 1,000, totally ignore them.

  20. Because holy carp, Batman says:

  21. rightymouse says:

  22. rightymouse says:

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  24. Because burp says:

  25. kbdabear says:

    Uh oh, Dr Charles Fatass Johnson, Scienceologist and noted virologist, had better enact a Twitter blitz to remind all us un-sciency mouthbreathers that “FOR THE LAST TIME, ALL THE EXPERTS have assured us that there’s NO WAY that the Ebola virus can go airborne!!”

    Scientists: “There Was Almost a Rush to Assure the Public That We Knew A Lot More Than We Did” About Ebola; Experts Now Concede Ebola May Be Transmitted by Purely Airborne Route

    • Octopus says:

      Science keeps on never being settled, I see. I seem to recall a complete moron who was braying all the time about how “The science is settled!” Now they say you can eat all the cholesterol you want, and it doesn’t have any effect on the “bad cholesterol” in your blood. So unsettling! But I do love my eggs and bacon.

      • Because says:

        No shit. Now they’re saying that eggs won’t give us all heart attacks. I thought that was all settled and shit.

  26. ISpeakJive says:

    Chunky, amateur Science Buff, who knows more than everybody about literally every subject… wrong again!……..

    And another one bites the dust:

  27. JimboXL says:

    Even simple decisions that would benefit America and are supported by Congress and the American public, like Keystone XL are impossible for Obola to make because it would benefit America. Any decision where America or Americans would benefit, he will either not make a decision or will decide the opposite. See Benghazi, see NASA, see Ebola, see NSA spying, see Internet control, see Islamic Klux Klan, see healthcare, see immigration, see Honduran flu, see swine flu, see NDAA, see IRS targeting, see Fast and Furious, see Executive Amnesty, see Russia, see Ukraine, and on and on.

  28. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

  29. ISpeakJive says:

    Octo doesn’t have an avatar. He’s like a ghost. Ruh oh.

  30. ISpeakJive says:

    Ruh Roh. Ok, I don’t speak Scooby Doo either.

  31. kbdabear says:

    Once again, a major tech company is at fault and is screwing the internet’s greatest code savant;

  32. ISpeakJive says:

  33. kbdabear says:

    • Octopus says:

      What was it, $10? Ooh, you should call customer service, in Karachi. They’ll fix you up. 🙂

    • Because says:

      Or if you’re not stupid, you can use open source Gimp for free.

      WTF’s he photoshopping, anyway?

    • dwells38 says:

      OH NOES! Not an Error 150:30! Hey BTW what are you trying to photoshop Chunky? Ginger with fangs or something equally yawn worthy? Do you ever do normal things that 60+ year olds do?

  34. Octopus says:

    How The Stupid Hippies Made A Serious Drought 1000 Times Worse:

    Two VDH articles in one day? Damn, that’s a good day. 🙂

  35. Octopus says:

    Does he have an immense member?

  36. dwells38 says:

    Breaking news. The Preezydunce is still just a fucking liar. Claims Muslims helped found America.

    “Here in America, Islam has been woven into the fabric of our country since its founding. Generations — (applause) — Generations of Muslim immigrants came here and went to work as farmers and merchants and factory workers, helped to lay railroads and to build up America.

    I don’t think they did a very good job. Where’d they all go? America’s 83% Christian, only .06% Muslim. I did read on Wikipedia about 1/3rd of the slaves may’ve been Muslim but the slave owners put the kabosh on that shit. Who needs a slave whacking his head on the ground toward Mecca 5 times a day? Time is money. So sorry (not really).

  37. dwells38 says:

    Um, Houston we have a problem. The naive Preezydunce seems to be proud that his country has been infiltrated by an enemy. Any good Muslim by definition’s ultimate allegiance is to Islam and Allah. Not to America and certainly not their stupid jobs. For growing up in Muslim Indonesia this guy sure doesn’t know much about Islam. I’m just kidding. We all know he’s just a fucking liar reading from a teleprompter. He’s OK with the full knowledge any of those people could be sleepers.

    In his remarks on Wednesday, President Obama said Muslim Americans now serve as police officers, firefighters, soldiers, “and in our intelligence communities and in homeland security.”

    Holy Crap! Shut the front door!!! The fox is in the henhouse!

    He said Muslim American heroes are buried at Arlington National Cemetery, “having given their lives in defense of all of us.”

    “And, of course, that’s the story extremists and terrorists don’t want the world to know — Muslims succeeding and thriving in America. Because when that truth is known, it exposes their propaganda as the lie that it is.

    “It’s also a story that every American must never forget, because it reminds us all that hatred and bigotry and prejudice have no place in our country. It is not just counterproductive. It doesn’t just aid terrorists. It’s wrong. It’s contrary to who we are.”

  38. dwells38 says:

    Well AMESSNBC finally pulled the plug on the gay moonbat Sinatra. They’ve decided to try something different and try out a far left moonbat Progturd gay (NTTAT…etc) fucktard. They’re betting this guy will surely pull them in in droves. Good luck!!!

    He’s known to overshare a bit on Instagram.

    • Octopus says:

      Earlier this month, MSNBC registered its lowest full-day rating in nearly a decade, drawing an average of 55,000 viewers in the all-important 25- to 54-year-old demo. In January, MSNBC’s daytime ratings for January were down 20 percent in total and 37 percent in the demo when compared to the previous year. In prime time, total viewership was down 23 percent, while the demo dropped by 39 percent.

      Hmm…and moving to the Left seemed like such a brilliant idea for Dear Fatass, as well. What on Earth could have happened?

    • Octopus says:

      At least Roberts will bring in the gay viewers, a model which is working fabulously for Madcow…wait, what? QVC has better ratings? Never mind.

  39. dwells38 says:

    Wait when did that happen? 95% of terrorism in the US is from teh white racists!! Are they maybe counting prison gangs? If so then I’d like to see the numbers on black and hispanic “supremacists”. It’s insane the lengths these fuckers will go to pretend Islam isn’t dangerous and hasn’t already killed thousands and thousands of Americans, not to mention the tens of thousands Islamic radicals have killed abroad in this same time period. This is outright breach of public safety duty and dilligence.

  40. dwells38 says:

    huh? Is he taking lessons from John Effing Kerry on retard obtuse talk? My free speech has to do with humilty er something? And i’m supposed to have it but everyone else should be able to down ding me? You mean by villifying me in the media so it’s not safe for me to even go outside? Like a Jew in Paris? Right that’s what I thought. And it’s really great if more Muslims come in and demand America cater to their fucking ridiculous oppressive traditions and mores that threatens peoples rights first and later their bodily safety. Really Chunky and Obungle are like the same ridiculous idiot in their pinhead slippery slope moron arguments.

    “But part of humility is also recognizing in modern, complicated, diverse societies, the functioning of these rights, the concern for the protection of these rights calls for each of us to exercise civility and restraint and judgment. And if, in fact, we defend the legal right of a person to insult another’s religion, we’re equally obligated to use our free speech to condemn such insults — (applause) — and stand shoulder-to-shoulder with religious communities, particularly religious minorities who are the targets of such attacks. Just because you have the right to say something doesn’t mean the rest of us shouldn’t question those who would insult others in the name of free speech. Because we know that our nations are stronger when people of all faiths feel that they are welcome, that they, too, are full and equal members of our countries.”

  41. dwells38 says:

    Rudy Giuliani: I Can’t Be a Racist Because Obama Had a White Mom
    1 hour ago

    Guiliani to leftard scumbag asscrack streaks like Chunky McFlabbiverse:


    In case it wasn’t clear the first time.

    • Minnow says:

      Barry can go fuck himself too, on general principle.

      • Octopus says:

        He literally can fuck himself, by rolling around on his pannus and finding a receptive fold here and there. It’s quite something. Nature Channel gold, with stuffy Brit voice-over.

  42. Minnow says:

    This fucking muslim President is transforming the world into his muslim kingdom. Someone better get their shit together (CONGRESS???) and start yanking this idiot’s chain – and fast.

  43. dwells38 says:

    Remember when they kicked the can down the road in ’08 and decided to print money incessantly without ever fixing all that subprime debt on the books? I don’t want to promote Fed conspiracy theories here but as Zero Hedge put it, the death cross just got deathier! LOL!

    Seriously, I’m not sure I understand it all but I don’t see how getting 10xs deeper into debt helps your debt problem.

    • dwells38 says:

      But buy stocks! They’ll go up forever!

    • dwells38 says:

      I did have a computer with a 105 mb hard drive in 1993 I kid you not. I wrote a batch program in DOS so I would have a menu. So I didn’t have to type C>Windows>Windows.exe or whateverthefuck. We did upgrade asap but I remember walking into Microcenter circa ’08 and looking at a pile of thumbdrives and thinking, you’re shitting me. That’s 8 gigs? Each one?

      • Because says:

        I remember a guy with an Atari 800. And some weird mouse program that rogered everything up. Downloaded it from the Sneakernet. Big mistake.

      • Octopus says:

        I just bought a 64GB Kingston Micro Thumb Drive, for the car. Cost me $26. My entire digital music collection, and my kids collections that were on the home PC, and there’s room for lots more. A crapload of audiobooks, too. Podcasts I’ll never get around to listening to, unless I take a round-the-world trip. It’s too much, I tellya! 😆

  44. Bunk X says:

    Charles in NY.

  45. dwells38 says:

    @chemoelectric I’m so old I remember how to write Postscript code. Sort of.
    2 hours ago

    Yeah I used to write in FORTRAN and COBAL as far as you know. If you challenge me I’ll Google some shit to pretend I know what I’m talking about.

    Like check this out:

    Long_path/Long_program_name Parameter_one Parameter_two …,
    LongPath/LongProgramName ParameterOne ParameterTwo …,
    “Long path/Long program name” “Parameter one” “Parameter two” …

    Oh hell yah. That’s some code-fu right there. You want to see some embedded Linux? Don’t even go there bitches.

  46. Pakimon says:

    I’m so old I know how to run Windows DOS.

    I have a computer that has a 486 DX2 66 mhz processor and runs Windows 3.1

    Whenever I feel nostalgic, I fire it up and play some old classic games like “Sam and Max Hit the Road”, “Harpoon”, “Under a Killing Moon”, “Leisure Suit Larry” etc.

    I’ve got boxes of old games to root through. 😀

    • Because says:

      I’m so old I remember Linux before Ubuntu.
      I’m so old I remember CD non-burning drives.
      I’m so old I remember when people used to use phones for talking.
      I’m so old I remember Clinton playing the sex … err … sax.
      I’m so old I remember a POTUS who wasn’t from an Ivy. A lot of kids these days weren’t alive last time that happened.

      • Octopus says:

        I remember when the bookstore I worked at in college got our first fax machine. What a marvel! Nobody used it.

        Meanwhile, the owner of the bookstore was learning how to write the code that became the program that drove Borders Books to the lead in terms of warehousing and supply, and led to their rapid expansion across the nation. A codehead, was Mr. Borders. I wonder where he is today…

  47. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles making off with someone else’s work with predictable and the usual result. 😆

  48. Octopus says:

    Looking into Dylan’s life a bit further, we see the kind of tragicomic pathos that ends up with a guy babbling to himself in a garage, self-medicating with Sterno and ditch-weed. This is really funny stuff!!story/c11se

  49. Because says:

    And this is different from Microsoft and all the other software companies how?

    • dwells38 says:

      LGF used to be a blog. Now it’s a subscription service. What’s your point Goose?

    • Minnow says:

      LGF used to be a successful blog.

      Now it’s a lamebrain security blanket for halfwits and losers.

      (Surf’s up Barry!! Yeah… surf’s up…..Har-har-har-har)

  50. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry, you flashed any Boy Scout of America salutes with your hand lately badass?


    • Octopus says:

      HAHAHAH!! One of my kids’ best girlfriends is a senior at Wesleyan. Omigod, the liberal twaddle that passes for education at that school. Even the brainwashed, libturded kids who go there laugh at the pc-ness and lefty-ness. 😆

  51. dwells38 says:

    I know I shouldn’t be surprised any more, but I have to admit the sheer heartlessness of so many conservatives still gets to me.
    20 minutes ago

    Says the a-hole who laughed for a whole week at Bristol Palin being assaulted by drunk men.

  52. dwells38 says:

    Mother Jones Blows the Whistle on Bill O’Reilly’s Numerous “War Zone” Lies
    2 hours ago

    Ha. What a c*nt CJ is. Corn is a known smear merchant for AMESSNBC. And the story’s already been debunked and/or backs up O’Reilly’s original account. Oh and who exactly, other than Cornball is disputing O’Reilly’s account? Right, no one.

    But Brian Williams is still a stolen valor liar and Bernie didn’t ever pull 9gs. LOL! Keep trying fat fuck.

  53. dwells38 says:

    New York City Could See 6-Foot Sea Rise, Tripling of Heat Waves by 2100
    3 hours ago


    God it’s still hard to believe what a useless fucktard he chose to become.

    ‘Ice volcano’ forms at New York state park

    Posted: Feb 19, 2015 12:58 PM EST
    Updated: Feb 19, 2015 3:31 PM EST

    Frozen Niagara Falls
    Updated: Friday, February 20 2015 8:43 AM EST2015-02-20 13:43:43 GMTFeb 20, 2015 8:43 AM ESTFeb 20, 2015 8:43 AM EST
    Niagara Falls, one of the great wonders of the world, looks more like a winter wonderland as of late. Ice and mist cover a portion of the falls along with nearby trees and benches.
    Niagara Falls, one of the great wonders of the world, looks more like a winter wonderland as of late. Ice and mist cover a portion of the falls along with nearby trees and benches.The freeze-over is due to drastically cold temperatures in the region.On Monday, the temperatures reached a new low of -13.Wind chills were as low as -25.CASTILE, N.Y. (AP) – The arctic conditions have turned a fountain at a state park in western New York into a five-story-tall “ice volcano.”

    The pressure-fed fountain is in a pond near the Glen Iris Inn at Letchworth State Park, which straddles the Wyoming-Livingston county line 40 miles south of Rochester. Days of subzero temperatures have formed a solid cone of ice several feet thick with water still spouting out of the top.

    Park officials tell local media that the formation dubbed an ice volcano is at least 50 feet high.

    Winter is normally a quiet season for the park, known as the “Grand Canyon of the East” for its scenic gorges, but dozens of people are showing up daily to see the frozen wonder while it lasts.

    • Octopus says:

      I’ve been to see the frozen Niagara Falls a couple of times in my life — it’s not a rare event. It’s pretty cool, though. Really cool, I should say. Ice cold.

    • dwells38 says:

      Too you have to love how they’ve gotten smart in putting their unproveable nonsense far enough out no one will be around to mock them. 6 foot sea rise! Tripling of heat waves! 9 foot tall man eating squirrels!!! All by 2100.

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, they’ll all be long gone by 2100. They’ll also be the laughingstocks of scientific and societal history, with their hysterical gibberish. 😆

  54. dwells38 says:

    Nice! Add this to the long list of Obungle’s Commie associations. Axelrod’s father was literally a card carrying Commie and has been prevaricating about it in order to hide the fact. I’m sure he’s in the closet himself since. Told Charlie Rose his dad loved the American dream! But he left out “if only we were ran by Commies”. LOL!

  55. Because says:

    And monkeys will be flying out of my cold, dead butt, too.

    • just poop says:

      or even more likely no change at all, or cooling

      you fucktard liar

    • JimboXL says:

      Ebola appearing, unecessarily in your country this past year, not a problem. ISIS on a path of death and destruction toward Europe, not a problem. Fake predictions that won’t come true about oceans rising in another century, it’s time to panic!

  56. dwells38 says:

    Poor Chunky. His favorite cable news station is AMESSNBC. No literally they’re a mess!! If everything Griffin puts on sucks then why the hell don’t they can Griffin? And the article points out the worst show of all is Sharptons but he can’t touch it because, ya know.

  57. Octopus says:

    I happened to see the Fox News show at lunch today, called “Outnumbered.” Whoa! The legs were out. Somewhere, Lewd-Wank was watching closely, waiting for an errant leg-crossing to show him where it’s at. That Greek gal on the left, I’m sorry Lewdy, but she’s mine.

  58. Octopus says:

    …at least you still have Chunky McDumbth, and his pal in the garage. 🙂

    (somebody who tweets should tweet that, so Unicorn Messiah doesn’t get down on himself)

  59. Octopus says:

    Took awhile for the Waddling Orders to make it through to Chunky, but he’s on the ball now! 😆

    @Jdailey42 Disagree. Brian Williams was actually in a war zone, he wasn’t sitting on his ass in a hotel like O’Reilly.
    41 minutes ago

    Notice: nobody in the media is calling for Bill O’Reilly to step down, even though he told much worse false “war stories” than B. Williams.
    49 minutes ago

  60. Because Vlaams Belang says:

  61. Octopus says:

    Manque is cleaner than Garage Boy. 😦

  62. JimboXL says:

    Don’t you remember when the Muslims Yankees fought a bunch of German soldiers at Wounded Knee?

    • Minnow says:

      Yeah, I renember (SIC) that….. they would bow down forty five times a day for prayers while the Indians waited patiently. Then, like good Americans (so deeply ingrained in our society) they would kick the Indians asses.


      I often reflect on where we might be right now were it not for those fucking moose-limbs.

      And I haven’t even started in on those Goddamned Germans. Those bastids.

  63. Because woot! woot! woot! sound the bat alarm!! says:

    Iowahawk’s in Culver City…

  64. Pakimon says:

    That “factory” you refer to is Halliburton and it’s being overseen by Dick Cheney!

    Not only does it produce wingnut clones, it produces carnivorous fear monkeys specially trained to jump on the backs of obese ponytailed retards that endlessly snivel on Twitter!

    Chunky better check under his bed tonight…

  65. dwells38 says:

    @Jdailey42 Disagree. Brian Williams was actually in a war zone, he wasn’t sitting on his ass in a hotel like O’Reilly.
    2 hours ago

    😆 Chunky continue’s his sad man crush defense of the thoroughly discredited BW. And tonite he further destroyed Corn and Mother Jones as moonbat shit slingers no one even considers slightly credible. To use the term “war zone” when in the middle of a conflict between a standing military and rioting civilians with bullets flying is not exactly a wild fabrication. Saying you looked down the barrel of a rocket launcher when you showed up safely an hour later and never took fire is an outright lie.

    Chunky, you joined the liars and now all you do is lie.

  66. Octopus says:

    I’m not an O’Reilly fan, and haven’t looked into this nontroversy yet, but if history teaches us anything it’s that we should assume Chunky is wrong about this story. Like, 180 degrees from the truth. He is unerring in his errant missions. He always chooses the wrong door, and gets his face blown off by the truth.

    • Because says:

      Yup. He track record is too perfect. He just can’t be right on this. That would have to defy some law of thermodynamics or something.

  67. Because Chucky's got an admirer says:

  68. dwells38 says:

    How is Chunky handling the fact that he and Ginger both hate O’Reilly? Ginger was dancing a little early on Bill’s grave on Twitter earlier today. Ginger feels BO has stolen his stories on numerous occasions. Chunky’s just a dumbshit libloon trying to pile on with Corn’s hack job non-story. But Chunky’s ignoring the fact they both hate BO. Not in the narrative.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s funny! Chunky and Ginger, united they stand. 😆

      Guess Ginger isn’t always a monster, eh, Fatass?

  69. dwells38 says:

    Bill O’Reilly said, “It got a little hairy in the Falklands.” Except – he was never “in the Falklands.”
    39 minutes ago

    Except he never said he was there. Only that he covered the war. And that it got hairy. Is anyone disputing this except far left idiot liars like Corn and a certain obese, ponytailed Twitter moron who used to have a viable blog?

    BTW BO’s show was quite good tonight. He started out with the scathing memo, then into a segment with Geraldo and Bernie Goldberg mostly about this and general media corruption. Then an interview with a moderate Imam cleric about ISIS and how Muslims are reacting, then Gutfeld and that bald dude from Imus. Then hilarious outtakes from Watters worlds. Interesting to see the old guys all growing old together and still having the fire in the belly. Oh wait I guess I’M growing old with them too. Geraldo’s 72 and looks great.

    • Minnow says:

      Funny that Barry would use the word “hairy” even when quoting someone else – oh, you know….. like a successful journalist with a PhD!!!

      You people without college educations are a scream!!!! A veritable SCREAM!!!! Especially you half-wits with pony tails that are 40-years out of date…..


      You fucking idiot without a college degree!!!


  70. Octopus says:

    What was it that was lacking, in Chunky’s jazzy gee-tar noodlings? I think I know…

  71. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

    • Minnow says:

      Barry, you would be SO fortunate if you were through the looking glass.

      Barry, you are so WAY back before the looking glass exit – it ain’t even funny.

      But, dig through your sock drawer girly man…. see if you can scrape together some CHANGE for when you actually DO get to the exit for the looking glass…. cuz girl, you will need it.

    • Octopus says:

      His horrid visage broke the mirror, again. Just like it breaks every camera that tries to record a new photo, which is why he’s using that 2001 version. Maybe there’s some kind of filter you could use?

  72. Octopus says:

    This one’s for Garage Boy, no doubt freezing his ass off next to a sketchy space heater. Does it take kerosene, Gus? You didn’t drink the kerosene, didja? Oh, man.

  73. swamprat says:

    Brian Williams.
    Yeah, you’re right. Williams is a peach now ‘cuz ‘Reilly lied back in aught-aught-aught one.
    except that Mothers Jones is backing off and O’Reilly said the controversy was BS, stating flatly
    “David Corn is a guttersnipe liar,”

    Notice how carefully he parse his phrasing in such a way as to avoid being sued for slander.

    • Minnow says:

      that’s what a PhD education gets a man. (Barry, that right thar’ be for you….. dumbass. Hey Barry, what’s 2 + 2?)


  74. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 2h2 hours ago
    O’Reilly is now tripling down on his lies, with help from Bernie Goldberg and Geraldo Rivera

    From The Washington Post:
    Mother Jones dropped this afternoon a long story alleging that Fox News host Bill O’Reilly has his own Brian Williams problem in exaggerating his coverage of conflicts around the globe in a decades-long and peripatetic career.

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs Feb 2
    You know, when someone points out that I’ve made a mistake, I correct it. I don’t dig in and insist I’m right.

    • Octopus says:

      Mother Jones dropped this afternoon a long story alleging that Fox News host Bill O’Reilly has his own Brian Williams problem in exaggerating his coverage of conflicts around the globe in a decades-long and peripatetic career.

      “Purple-toot…pair-a-teats…pear-patoot…ah, he had some kind of dumb career. I used to play the jazzy guitar with black guys who thought I was cool in that milyo.”

    • Minnow says:

      Barry. you are SUCH an incompetent who thinks he is out in front leading the pack…. BUT is such an “also ran” as to be embarrassing.

      …telling us about when you’ve made a mistake and what “should be done”/


      Give me a break you retarded fatassed nincompoop.

    • swamprat says:

      The Washington Post is not completely correct. Mother Jones is still pushing this, as of this moment. Mother Jone is maintaining that almost being killed in Argentina during a Falklands protest is not sufficient to say that you “covered” the Falklands war. I haven’t checked out the rest of the spat.
      I will never again take the WaPo at face value.

  75. swamprat says:

    The cowardly Bill O’Reilly carefully sidesteps:(moar from WaPo)

    A key line in the story by David Corn and Daniel Schulman reads like this: “>Fox News and O’Reilly did not respond to multiple requests for comment.”

    Why not? “Because David Corn is a guttersnipe liar,” O’Reilly told the Erik Wemple Blog tonight. “Is that clear enough? For years he’s been trying to get Fox News. I would never speak to the man about anything at any time. He’s a disgusting piece of garbage.”

    • swamprat says:

      Just so you remember, charles;

      Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs Feb 2
      You know, when someone points out that I’ve made a mistake, I correct it. I don’t dig in and insist I’m right.

      Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs Feb 2
      You know, when someone points out that I’ve made a mistake, I correct it. I don’t dig in and insist I’m right.

      Hey charles, how often were you mentioned in the Breivik Manifesto and in what context?

      Hint: it starts with 3 and ends with 3 and it has 2 digits

      Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs Feb 2
      You know, when someone points out that I’ve made a mistake, I correct it. I don’t dig in and insist I’m right.

  76. JimboXL says:

    People who likely can’t plan and manage their own lives a week in advance want to preach to everyone about planning and managing the whole planet’s climate to affect an outcome a century from now.

  77. Bunk X says:

    New terminology alert: “hate following.”

    • Pakimon says:

      I call it the “Corpulent Ponytailed Blogger stuck at 11.8K and will do anything to increase his follower count maneuver”. 😆

      Fun Fact: Chunkles pronounces maneuver as “manny-oo-ver”.

    • Because says:

      And this accomplishes what?

  78. rightymouse says:

    Such nice followers Fatso has. Yeesh!