“He’s such a monster”

When discussing Charles C Johnson, the washed up Jazz Musician has a habit of describing himself.

Such a Monster

Never name you child, Charles Johnson.


221 Comments on ““He’s such a monster””

  1. Minnow says:

    Barry, there are monsters everwhere.

    Like, I think there might be one in my colostomy bag right now.

    I will now check to see if it looks more like you, or Chuck C Johnson.



    You win.

    It looks just like you! All fetal alcoholly syndrome like and stupid!


  2. Say Charles,

    Thanks for you blog and allowing me to be a loon Democrat ObamaBot on you slog of a blog.

    Best of all when your on a thread with me and you and your dumb ass clowns think I am one of you.

    Seems I got the loon bull shit down pat.

    Loose change is taxed too under my rule.

    Empty out your piggy bank when I demand it punkey boy.

    yours ever posting happy on your slow motion death blog bog

  3. oops, the find the sock puppet tool died too soon uh//////?????

  4. or it is that you know that I post from Northern Calif.

    you can just ban the north part of you own state, problem solved…..

    • Abu Charles Bike Accident Never Reads Here says:

      Fuckface only blocks continents. Partial state bans need not apply.
      He would consider blocking Israel because he hates Jooooooooos.

  5. Abu Charles Bike Accident Never Reads Here says:

    Really, Stalker Charles? You put Ginger on mute? L.O.L. You must strongly agree with something he recently posted and are hoping your dozens of loser, virtual friends don’t read him.

    Surf’s up, Barry! Virtual friends are all you have, and we are they. Sideways!

  6. swamprat says:

    @safety @support
    To Whom It May Concern:

    Waaahhhhhhhhhhhh! They are being wingnuts!

    sincerely, charles

    P.S. I have them blocked, but could you ban them? My twitter ban button is not working. Thanks in advance.

  7. swamprat says:

    Man, tfk, he is going to DOUBLE correlate your sock, now.

  8. Bunk X says:

    Alouette is a moron.

  9. Octopus says:

    On this date in 1959, Fidel Castro officially assumed office in Cuba. Also, I was born. On Friday 13th! 😯

    Plans for the day:
    — IHOP for Birthday Breakfast with adoring wife, with free “Rooty-Tooty Fresh & Fruity Pancakes” (no homo)
    –To Secretary Of State office, for new Driver’s License and attractive photo sesh (put it off to the last day, like always)
    –Buy new pair of running shoes, wherever there’s a sale
    –home for nap, possible fun time with adoring one
    –dinner with brother, whose birthday was two days ago (’61)
    –I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?

    Later, Stalkers! 🙂

  10. dwells38 says:

    Man, this is serious stuff you guys. The MEGAdroughts are coming due to Climate Change. It’s really true. It’s going to happen.


    Unless it doesn’t


    The grim announcement, however, didn’t surprise Dr. Hesham El-Askary, an associate professor at Chapman University.
    “Things are happening at a way faster pace than expected,” El-Askary told KCAL9’s Stacey Butler

    What things are happening Dr. El-a Scary? Why droughty kind of climatey changey things, of course. Only scientists can see the things but they’re happening very very quickly. LOL!

    And of course this already happened in Australia. The alarmism, that is. Not the droughts of course. But they really believed “teh settled science!” and blew $12 bil on desalination projects that are now mothballed due to record rainfall years since the drought prediction in ’07 by this Tim Flannery moron of the Green/Labor (commie) coalition.

    Special Mention here for Australia’s part-time Climate Commissioner Tim Flannery. Employed by the Labor/Greens coalitions “Climate Commission” department. Their role to scare witless and alarm the voters of Australia about immediate dangers of Climate Change in order to defend & promote the absurd Carbon Tax, implemented in a deal between the Greens and Labor PM Julia Gillard, in order to secure her minority government after 2010 hung parliament.

    “There Will Be No Carbon Tax Under The Government I Lead”

    80% of Australian’s detest the tax, not only because it’s a bad tax, but becasue Julia Gillard campaigned in the 2010 election with her now infamous slogan “There will be no Carbon Tax under the Government I lead”, backed up by her deputy Wayne Swan “No it’s not possible that we’re bringing in the carbon tax, that is a hysterically inaccurate claim being made by the Coalition.” Weeks after securing power under alliance with the Greens, Gillard announced implementation of the Carbon Tax. Her personal polling plummeted to a record low of 28% and currently hovers around that.

    Flannery predicted endless drought and in 2007 publicly announced, “Even the rain that falls won’t fill our dams” Australia’s East Coast reservoirs are now 80%+ full thanks to the return of solid rain 2008-2013. But no thanks to Flannery’s wild Alarmism the four eastern board states SA, VIC, NSW, QLD in 2007 began constructions of $12 BILLION dollars worth of desal plants, for each state, which are ALL currently mothballed. Built by socialist Labor ALP Governments pandering to the Greens vote & panicking about the threat of Climate Change and drought from information provided by the likes of Climate Commissar, eco-activist & mammalogist Tim Flannery. Like Australia has never had drought before? Blatant abuse of taxpayer resources in another green scheme gone horribly wrong!


  11. Because monster says:

  12. dwells38 says:

    Hey finally he’s doing the obituaries! That oughta beef up the content.

    New York Times Media Columnist David Carr Dies at Age 58 lgf.bz/1DML0tX
    1 hour ago

    • Because says:

      Come back, Cato. All is forgiven! I even started a new feature just for you. To fatten things up. Because thin is bad, and fat is good.

  13. dwells38 says:

    #Ferguson sued for jailing people too poor to pay tickets in ‘grotesque’ conditions: lawsuit lgf.bz/1DJOflG
    6 hours ago

    I read this article. It’s unreal. Now they want Ferguson to effectively have no traffic or parking laws. No mention in this article how these “poor” people got cars and then parked them or operated them illegally. Here’s one with multiple traffic tickets she ignored. Of course they eventually issued a warrant for your arrest when you do shit like that.

    One plaintiff, Tonya DeBerry, was arrested for failing to pay multiple traffic tickets in Ferguson last year. She spent two nights in jail before her daughter could pay her bond with $300, borrowed from a neighbor. She does not work and relies on disability and food stamps. The added financial burden of paying bond made it even harder to pay her traffic fines.

    She could try driving within the law. But Chunky would rather smear the cops who are upholding the law.

    • Because says:

      The solution’s simple. Work your fine off.

    • rightymouse says:

      How does the woman afford gas, insurance and yearly registration fees for her car?

    • kbdabear says:

      Uh, Fatass.. just about EVERY jurisdiction will throw your ass in the slammer for failure to pay multiple traffic tickets, even PARKING tickets. That government you worship and feel needs more money to hand out free shit needs to get the money from somewhere.

      Your beloved Los Angeles and Culver City will toss your ass in the county lockup downtown too, I worked with a guy who did 6 months for unpaid tickets in LA County

      • Arachne says:

        Yep. They boot your car, tow it and sell it too, Fartface.

      • I was actually put in a holding cell in Englewood, NJ when I went to pay for a long over-due moving violation. I did not have enough to cover the by then increased fine. I had to wait for a several hours behind bars until my sister showed up with the cash.

  14. dwells38 says:

    One time when I was in college in Cincinnati I had two outstanding parking tickets on a city street where I lived. As usual they eventually issued a warrant so I was forced to borrow some money from my girlfriend to avoid getting arrested. When I went down there to pay they could see I was a fresh faced white college boy they said, Aw keep your money kid. We thought you were some poor negro. Yeah right. Cost me $242 (in like ’85) and yeah, I got in the habit of finding a side street and walking a lot farther. Didn’t occur to me to sue the city.

    • Because says:

      I’m sure she considers this a badge of honor.

      “Geller is also listed as an “Extremist” on the left-wing Southern Poverty Law Center’s (SPLC) website. The SPLC says she is the “anti-Muslim movement’s most visible and flamboyant figurehead.”

  15. Because says:

    How’s the weather in the garage?

  16. Today’s content is anorexically thin.

    • Because says:

      So is your penis penis penis lol.

    • trebob says:

      Frank/Stabby, you really have a difficult time grasping the content, direction and topic of this blog don’t you? You act as if this is some conservative political discussion blog and while many here are conservative in many ways, it isn’t that type of blog. We discuss, mock and ridicule Charles Foster Johnson of Culver City, CA the creator, owner and programmer of the incredibly boring, mal-ware ridden and content starved, left-wing extremist blog Little Green Footballs. If you view the content of DoD from that aspect it is certainly content rich and contains way more content than Charles would like us to display to the world. That is why he spends hours, days and weeks of his own time and energy trying to get members of this blog silenced on twitter and other social media avenues.

      You pop in here way too often to drop your little turds of stupidness but never mention why you worship Charles or why LGF is the premier news aggregator blog of the 21st century. If you’re really Stabby (which I suspect is true) then you are making even more of a fool of yourself in that Charles tossed you off his blog and doesn’t want you posting there anymore than he wants Daedalus or the rest of us posting there.

      I don’t understand the thrill you get by dropping ridiculously stupid comments about dittoheads and anal rape fantasies with your idol Ron Jeremy. Do you squat and leave your little one liners here then dance around in your knickers in front of a mirror celebrating your dominance over the evil stalkerz? Help me out, what is the thrill?

      Why not instead, join the group and become the lone advocate for Charles here on DoD? You could then show in a rational, intelligent fashion why Charles is the object of your affection and why without the ability to read and post at LGF our lives are less rich than they could be. A dissenting opinion, with intelligent discussion not simply pornographic rape fantasies and insults, might be welcomed here. You’d certainly be unique in your advocacy of Charles. He might even let you back on LGF at some point.

      Of course that would require that you write more than one sentence at a time and it’s entirely possible that’s beyond your abilities, I don’t pretend to know. I do wish you would either shit or get off the toilet. Your inane one liners on every thread are way past annoying.

      • Octopus says:

        Trebob, that was a good try. Others have tried, including myself. Whenever one of Chunky’s few remaining lame-o’s have tried to intrude or disrupt the mockery here, we have tried to draw them out. They aren’t capable of carrying on the most rudimentary of fact-based discussions for more than a strained paragraph or two, as a review of Stabby-Frank’s “oeuvre” will clearly prove to the most optimistic among us. I think Stabby is Chunky. Others disagree. The jury is out. Send them some sammiches, cheerleaders! Maybe some Starbucks coffee, too, if the budget allows.

      • Trebob, as the Oct says, that was a rationale, considerate invite, but this troll has no interest in being even merely engaging. Each one of his little turds dropped on these pages only further illustrates the vacuity and infantile mind-set of the illiberal Leltoids.

    • dwells38 says:

      Stanky, you’re the most boring troll EVAH!

  17. Because says:

  18. Because says:

    I can think of at least one who doesn’t have one.

    • Octopus says:

      Some of the craziest and least-successful people I know have advanced degrees, beyond college. Degrees mean shit, except in getting jobs and that kind of worthless crap. The smartest man I ever met was a mailman who had no college degree of any kind, but read every philosophy book in the Ann Arbor Borders Books where I worked, after serving two tours in Vietnam. This guy was so smart, he knew what you were going to say before you said it most of the time, which freaked some of the kids out. I bonded with him, because I happened to be reading the book “Cockfighter” by Charles Willeford at the same time he was buying it, and gave him my on-the-spot review which was trying to warn him and praise the book at the same time. The next time I saw him, he shook my hand, and said something like, “That was the real shit, right there.” I can only imagine what he’d seen, in two tours of duty in the real shit. Well, because I went through a period of obsession with Vietnam, and read everything written (fiction and non) about the war for about a decade, I can probably imagine better than most what he’d been through.

  19. Because it's a conspiracy! says:

    The Exxon-Koch-Monsanto monster strikes again!

    • dwells38 says:

      Looks like Chunky’s pushing a fake story. Got any evidence of that Chunky Boo Hoo? I would guess a lot less than Ginger had on your man crush Williams.

    • livefreeor die says:

      By MERE coincidence a liberal nutcase big-corporation-conspiracy-theorist can’t spell a simple word.

    • Because says:

      BTW, what is the “fossil fuel industry”? What coal companies also produce oil and gas?


  20. dwells38 says:

    George Will accepts evolution as a fact because scientists have verified it, but denies climate change although scientists have verified it.
    56 minutes ago

    Wow. And just like that Chunky has taken down George Will. That’s the power of the Chunky.

  21. dwells38 says:

    So much cognitive dissonance in one person, it’s amazing he can still file his crummy columns.
    1 hour ago

    Note to Chunky in whisper voice: using the term “cognitive dissonance” no longer impresses anyone. Mmmhmmm. Kinda passe. Back to normal voice: Yeah that happened circa the year 2000. Yer welcome.

  22. dwells38 says:

    Coming soon. @spencerwindes
    22 minutes ago

    Chunky put down that picture of Brian Williams with a suntan in fatigues. Get ahold of yourself man….er….try and think about baseball.

  23. Because Top. Men. says:

    • Arachne says:

      Verified it? Really? Be so kind to show data. And “science is settled” would be laughed out of the lecture hall if it was applied to any other subject.

  24. dwells38 says:

    When I “cc” someone in email or on Twitter — where’s the carbon paper?
    42 minutes ago

    Very racist Chunky. But I think you would have actually had to lay a black woman.

  25. dwells38 says:

    Wait! He mispronounced Teh Warmening. AKA the Climate Chizizzle.

  26. dwells38 says:

    Ha ha. Ginger slamma jammas on Chunky’s libtard heroes. Hilarious pictures. Moron hypocrites. I think Begley less than Kennedy. Begley at least tries to control his energy useage. Kennedy of course never saw a limousine he didn’t like since it’s a good place to play hide the salami with wealthy socialite wives.


    • Because says:

      “In regard to Begley’s comment: his actions are a gift to the Saudi’s whether they know him or not. The direct result of knuckleheads like Begley and Kennedy is an America that is dependant on foreign energy. The reality is that these “junior” ideas directly empower countries that support terrorism, and any military adventures that are required to secure foreign energy. The USA has untold wealth in the form of energy, jobs and tax revenue that is being held hostage by the eco-clown-class trying to “save the planet” for transgender vegan whales. As for his claim that no one in Saudi Arabia knows who he is, little children don’t know who Santa Claus really is, either.”

      Yup, yup, and yup. Keystone is no friend of the Saudis.

      • Octopus says:

        How did I miss that Begley-sting, by O’Keefe? This is gold. Begley tried to say he was hard of hearing, and couldn’t quite make out what he was being told. 😆

  27. Because watch the forked tongue says:

    • Abu Charles Bike Accident Never Reads Here says:

      Sayz teh coder of Mouse-Ka-Mania. Sideways, bitch.

      • Because weeeee says:

        Funnier n shit if Barrett’s friends started messing with Chunk’s cursor. Maybe they should have a fat hippy ponytail cursor with a girly giggle.

  28. Because and you' says:

  29. Because says:

    Hey, there’s another idiot named C Johnson on Twitter.

    Real mensa, there.

  30. Octopus says:


    Haven’t heard yet about when Sharpton’s suspension will begin, now that NBC is cracking down on liars in their news operations. Maybe Chunky knows. Fatass? What are your sources saying? Answer through Stabby-Frank. 😆

  31. Because weeeee says:

  32. rightymouse says:

    And you with NO degree aren’t qualified to comment on what Rand Paul knows or doesn’t know on ANY subject. Arrogant asshole.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      You asshole. No it’s not the same, it’s better.

      He qualified for medical school in 2.5 years of undergrad work, then did 4 more years of “biology” in medical school.

    • Because weeeee says:


    • Because weeeee says:

      I mean srsly? This dope doesn’t understand that you get an undergrad degree before you go to med school? Is he really that ignorant?

      • trebob says:

        Rand didn’t get an undergrad degree. At that time Duke Medical School didn’t require a bachelor degree to get admitted. They do now.

        That being said, this is picking nits. Paul was majoring in biology and mentoring in English and since he was planning on Med school anyway he jumped. Pretty smart idea.

        He still knows more about nearly everything than Charles will ever know.

    • dwells38 says:

      Jeezus talk about a fake story. Why are they bothering? It actually makes Paul look more impressive.

      Paul attended Baylor University between 1981 and 1984 but never graduated. Yet he was able to attend Duke University Medical School and received a degree there in 1988. At the time, Duke’s medical school did not require students to have a bachelor’s degree, though the policy has since changed, according to a 2010 report in the Lexington Herald-Leader. (Ron Paul, his father and the former member of Congress, does have a biology degree.)

      “In the jocular bantering with the host, Dr. Rand Paul mentioned ‘degree,’ but anyone who has read Dr. Paul’s official biography on his Web site can see that he was accepted early into one of the most prestigious medical schools in the country — Duke University School of Medicine,” said Brian Darling, Paul’s senior communications director. “Dr. Paul finished the requirements for medical school in two and one half years. While in college, Dr. Paul did study biology and English. He has no college degree and has a medical degree.”

      But Chunky runs around and tells people he has a Grammy award when he was just a side man. And he’s a computer programmer and internet security expert. Chunk please show us your resume on these computer accreditations. Degrees? Certificates? Professional history? What professional computer groups do you belong to?

      • dwells38 says:

        Update: After this column appeared, Darling e-mailed a supplemental statement making the case that, in effect, a medical degree is a biology degree:

        “It is unfair to give Senator Paul 3 Pinocchios because a M.D. Degree is the study of biomedical sciences according to the Duke University School of Medicine. In other words, a M.D. is a biology degree. Merriam-Webster defines biology as ‘a branch of knowledge that deals with living organisms and vital processes.’ Dr. Paul never said he had an undergraduate degree in biology, and it is accurate for him to say that he has a biology degree. You are making inferences from his statement that are unwarranted. It is common knowledge that the study of medicine is the study of human biology, and a MD has a doctorate degree in one area of study of the science of biology.”

        Ha! The Washington Bleep still gave him 3 Pinocchios because, well….they just wanted to really bad. LOL!

  33. Juan Epstein says:

    You know who else didn”t have a college degree??


  34. dwells38 says:

    .@ChuckCJohnson’s evil-minded post about the Chapel Hill victims’ “terror mosque” is a lie from top to bottom… /1
    25 minutes ago

    So if all you do is repeat over and over that Ginger’s a liar and a fake and a fraud, then wouldn’t it only be noteworthy if he produced something true? Why not just Tweet over and over that dirt is dirty and water is still wet.

  35. Octopus says:

    Spot the biggest lie, in the following maniac’s timeline:

    Tonight the Ginger Avenger came out in favor of arranged marriages. http://t.co/F86A1T1qrR
    11 minutes ago

    RT @GotNwes: @Green_Footballs @ChuckCJohnson Read the GotNwes response gotnwes.wheatdogg.com/?p=476
    35 minutes ago

    Not really a “labor” – wingnuts like Stacy are fairly easy to infuriate. @JohnMVreeland @rsmccain
    39 minutes ago

    … but I won’t inflict another post about this disgusting creature on you tonight, dear readers. /2
    44 minutes ago

    You nailed it! 😆

    Dear Fatass is hopelessly in love with his “Babycakes.”

  36. Octopus says:


    Chunky should really let go of his futile chasing after lost fame and fortune, as that ship has sailed and sunk, leaving nary a ripple. I think he should really look into this whole “Brony” thing, as a way of escaping the vicious circle of lies and hate he calls a life now.

    You may scoff, but I think he would look just fine in a colorful “My Little Pony” t-shirt, if it was sized appropriately. Friendship is magic, and all lonely, chubby little boys of all ages are welcome in Pony World. They have them in black, Chunk — you don’t have to go too far out of your sartorial comfort zone, right away.

    • dwells38 says:

      It would be a nice change from his other shirt of late:

      • Octopus says:

        It would be the same size, approximately, with maybe another “X” thrown in by now. Less stupidly ironic, and more of a positive message, instead of the blithe self-destruction of this sickly-green horror.

  37. Octopus says:

    Dude…get real. It’s emo-turtles all the way down.

  38. Pakimon says:

    Hey Octo! Belated happy birthday!

    • Octopus says:

      Thanks, Pak! What a fine celebration of womanhood, combined with a healthy love for the best sports franchise anywhere. You can tell she really loves the Wings, and isn’t just posing. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        She’s very sexist, this character. Men are not just janitors and cooks, though we excel at both. We’re also good at watching sports on TV, taking naps, walking the dog, taking out the garbage, and buying girls candy and flowers on Hallmark holidays.

      • We also know how to make our own sammiches if circumstances dictate.

  39. Octopus says:

    Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! The greatest Hallmark Holiday of them all, in my view. Going out to get the big heart-box of Godiva chocolates in a few (less than half of which I will enjoy, myself). 😈

    • rightymouse says:

      Happy V-Day to you too! We’re headed out later this afternoon to dinner & then hubby is conducting a concert tonight. Fun!!! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Sounds great, ‘Mouse. What is the music of the evening? I haven’t been to an orchestra performance in years, but I loved it the few times I went. My father-in-law fell asleep, but not me. 😉

  40. Octopus says:

    “But when I’m way up here, it’s crystal clear. That now I’m in a whole new world with you.”
    — Princess Jasmine (“A Whole New World”)

    “Maybe the genie can restore my clitoris, so I can enjoy sex.”
    — Princess Jasmine (“A World Of Medievalist Misogyny”)

    • dwells38 says:

      I guess she’s trying to make sense of why she was born gifted with talent and beauty and had the great luck of getting into showbiz and making great piles of money. All while being a really selfish and crappy headed person. For instance with all her fame and fortune she seems to have made a special effort to ruin her daughter’s childhood. Explains why she’s so good at playing the role of self absorbed drama queen idiot.


      • Octopus says:

        God, she was a horrible mother! I read parts of her daughter’s book, excerpted in the paper. Totally unremorseful, too.

      • Octopus says:

        That kid has major game! Not to mention courage, as some guys in the school won’t take kindly to his gifting their crushes and girlfriends. I hope the hugs and kisses (and ?) he’s going to garner offset the arm-punches and possible swirlies from the jealous cads.

        Boy…talk about “laying the groundwork.” Give this lad the “Silver Spade.” 🙂

  41. trebob says:

    We are all pikers boys. Give it up unless you’re doing Valentines by volume.


  42. Because breaker breaker 1-9 says:

    • dwells38 says:

      He’s attempting to mock Ginger’s recent post on the NC shooting. But is actually seething with envy that people go to Ginger’s website for breaking original stories and additional tidbits of stories.


      And of course, speculation which Chunky seems to think no one’s allowed to do but him. So sorry Chunky. But you has no skillz other than to bleat out insults on Twitter which any and many idiots already do. And Ginger’s prolific and provocative on Twitter too, your last little bastion of hope to reverse your decline into obscurity. It won’t be long before people will no longer remember the crazy old Johnson who blew up his blog.

  43. Because weeeee says:

  44. dwells38 says:

    And of course Chunky is incensed and outraged and hurling his thunderbolts of racism (the race of Muslim, of course – rolls eyes) that Ginger and others are digging and finding that the Muslim shooting victim’s father attends a mosque that recently hosted a pro Isis Imam from Dearbornistan.


    No doubt looking to radicalize and recruit. So sorry Chunky. You can’t throw Ginger and others off the internet like your blog. And some of us are scratching our heads why these fine upstanding moderate American Muslims are interested in the views of a terror army that’s mass murdering it’s way across Iraq and Syria. But we realize you believe all Muslims are beyond suspicion until they’re actually storming some place with guns and bombs strapped on. And even then they might just be RWNJ NUTZ for GUNZ.

    The father of two of the victims of the Chapel Hill shooting buried his daughters in a mosque that hosted a ISIS cleric.

    Dr. Mohammad Abu-Salha was on the shura council of the Islamic Association of Raleigh (IAR). He may still be on the council today but he isn’t returning requests for comment.

    In November 2013 Abu-Salha’s mosque hosted radical ISIS cleric Ahmad Musa Jibril.

    In December 2013, federal prosecutors say Jibril sent a direct message on Twitter to a family member of an ISIS fighter from England killed in Syria.

  45. dwells38 says:

    Oh yeah and Chunky doesn’t want to talk about this either. Instead he just wants to call Ginger a racist for reporting the truth. Namely that the father of the murdered girls writes a newsletter for the mosque that hosts several members who hatched a plot to murder marines at Quantico:

    Pointing this out is racist according to Chunky’s squishy libtard logic.

    Dr. Mohammed Abu Salha denies Islamic terrorism is a problem but his mosque was raided by the FBI as part of a terror plot.

    Abu Salha, who lost two of his daughters during a dispute over a parking spot, is a member of the Islamic Association of Raleigh and wrote for its controversial newsletter.

    In 2012 several members of the Islamic Association of Raleigh conspired to attack the Marine Corps base at Quantico, Virginia.


  46. Because weeeee says:

    • Octopus says:

      The only “trigger warning” in those days was when they clicked off the safety on their tommyguns. So insensitive, those hoodlums.

  47. dwells38 says:

    Isn’t this from the shooting victim’s dad exactly the doublespeak nonsense we hear from the Preezydunce and other libtards all the time? Terror plots are not Islamic even when they are.

    The father of the female shooting victims that writes a newsletter for the radical mosque:

    “And I want to say one more thing, with the media bombarding every American every day with news about what they call Islamic terrorism–none of which is Islamic at all– they are really preparing people for such tragedies and triggering them and provoking them,” Abu Salha said to MSNBC’s Ronan Farrow.

    This guy says this knowing full well his own mosque members hatched a terror plot to murder marines. He’s obviously pretending there’s no link when it’s actually the MOST OBVIOUS link. There are no Christian churches nor Synagogues with devout members who just happen to decide to saw off some local soldier’s heads.

    It’s obvious the purpose and goal of this mosque is to bring violent Muslim radicals at war with America into NC while posing as fine upstanding moderates who disapprove of violence.

  48. Because weeeee says:

    More random workplace violence from people of unknown religion.


  49. Because weeeee says:

  50. Octopus says:

    GotNews is a good read, I must say. No wonder Chunky’s so incapacitated with burning jealousy and impotent rage. 😆

    Say what you will about Ginger’s character and ego, and there’s lots to say, of varying degrees of merit, but the guy is creating his own successful media outlet, and breaking stories left and right. Well, mostly right.

    At first I was thinking, “Oh, don’t be trashing a dead guy who’s not even cold yet,” but when Ginger goes into the history, I don’t blame him for having the final word. Carr would have done likewise, for sure, only with a lot less even-handedness. This story is an insight into Carr you won’t get from the MSM, that’s for sure.


  51. kbdabear says:

    But.. But… a right winger who the wingnutz claim is a liberal killed three peace loving muslims while rassisssts in the Confederate State of North Carolina cheered!!!!

    A Mostly Peaceful Shooting Spree

    1 dead in Denmark in attack on artist who drew Mohammed


  52. Because says:

    Meanwhile, Chunk’s AWOL.

  53. Because says:

  54. Because says:

  55. Octopus says:


    …and he’s still my favorite Beatle. 😆

  56. Octopus says:

    No, we’d rather sit around talking about your obsessions with successful journalists and bloggers, as well as your delusions about your own place in the blogosphere. President Calvin Coolidge? Who dat is? We loves Obama!

  57. Because the whole internet is /1 says:

    • Because all about MEEEEEEE!!!!1!1 /2 says:

      • Octopus says:

        Breitbart was the Anti-Chunky, Dear Fatass. Everything he touched turned to gold, while everything you touched turned to shit. His Midas-touch continues after his passing, while your Shit-Midas-touch continues to rule your world, and that of your few remaining sock-minions. Please, for the love of God, stop touching anything! Including yourself.

      • poteen2 says:

        No he wasn’t Charlie. You lie again. You aren’t and never were worth the effort. Years after he died you still can’t win against him. Don’t go outside. Culver City street junkies like to speak face to face. You’re afraid of that.

      • Because says:

        Exactly right. We’re the only ones who spend any energy (even Ginger’s mostly ignoring the flailing fat man at this point) on throwing eggs at him, because it’s an outlet for our inner middle school pranksters. Picking on Chunk is like pantsing the fat kid in 7th grade. Call it a weakness. 😈

      • Arachne says:

        How would Charles know that if he never reads here.
        And be very very careful what you say about ME, Fatass. I DO work for lawyers and I will be more than happy to file a defamation suit against you in Los Angeles Superior Court.

        A hit piece was it? Dispute a single fact we cited. Because we researched the shit out of it.

    • swamprat says:

      Breitbart will always be with us. He lives on, in our hearts and in charles’ head.

    • kbdabear says:

      Breitbart died in March of 2012, by that time Fatass was forgotten by most people and had sunk into his current state of irrelevance. Breitbart wouldn’t have been wasting time writing a hit piece on a forgotten has-been going into the meat of primary season in a Presidential election year.

      Prove that he was writing a “hit piece” on you when he died, Fatass, other than linking to some whining paranoia dreck on your blog. Evidence, or just shut your fat fucking pie hole.

  58. Because says:

    Ginger monster.

  59. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 12m12 minutes ago

    Lars Vilks absolutely does not deserve to be murdered for his cartoons. But he associated with the worst Islamophobic bigots in the world.
    ..(not mentioned)
    …..whom I mentored, informed and supported for many years.

    • swamprat says:

      Pandered and patronized, also.

    • just charles says:

      Pro tip

      When you say somebody didn’t deserve to me murdered, don’t start the next sentence with the word BUT

      as in
      She didn’t deserve to be gang raped BUT she did have some nice titties and that shirt was awfully tight

      That toddler didn’t deserve to be slammed into the wall BUT he did spill his cheerios on my new carpet

      PS: fuck you charles

    • ISpeakJive says:

      You are in fear of me? says Islamo-man. I shall have to kill you now. Kill you for hanging around people who make me look bad.

  60. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 30m30 minutes ago

    @Fdesion Maybe you missed the word “absolutely?” It’s a fact that Vilks hangs out with gross bigots like Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer.

  61. swamprat says:

    charles is very straight forward in his denunciation of xenophobic groups and people, unless they worship the Koran or work for the Democratic Party.

  62. Because tell me about sucking mightily says:

    • Octopus says:

      Pam said, “No, Charles. You’re too greasy and flop-sweaty for me. I’m going to go to Europe with Mr. Spencer, and his handsome, well-groomed beard.”

      What a momentous moment, in Dear Fatass’s sorry existence! 😯

    • just poop says:

      “these people suck mightily”

      What a wordsmith!

  63. Because weeeee says:

  64. Because weeeee says:

    Okki busted the thread. Need a new one.

  65. Minnow says:

    Wow Barry, it seems you are a tad bit obsessed with yourself. Too bad you are the only one who cannot see it.

    Harkening back to Breitbart?

    What are you – mentally ill?

  66. Minnow says:

    Honestly Barry, trying to sell your brand by accusing Andrew Breitbart of this, that or the other. Funny how desperate some fools can get. And, Barry, you be the biggest (fattest ass) fool there ever was. Wallow in it you fat slovenly, self-centered pig of a man.

  67. Octopus says:

    Imagine the yuks to be had by Andrew B., should he be aware of Dear Fatass’s continuing obsession with him and his offspring, like Ginger, and the obese recluse’s continued failure to penetrate any kind of market at all, while conservative voices like Ginger’s continue to grow in volume and popularity. How satisfying it must be, for Andrew B.!

  68. Octopus says:

    So much rogering in this thread, with posts posting anywhere in the hell. Whatevs. Maybe tomorrow there will be a fresh new thread, with bouncing moobs and quivering boobs. We can only hope and pray.

  69. just poop says:


    Charles is stilll a morbedly obese shut-in

  70. Pakimon says:

    And you are its queen… 😆

  71. Pakimon says:

    The Ginger Chuck will start sniveling and bleating about “stalkers” and demand his followers “block and report” any day now, right Chunky?

    Funny how when mockery and humor is directed at The Ginger Chuck, it’s all good but when it’s directed at the rotund, ponytailed, sniveling dickhead it’s suddenly unacceptable.

    The only thing worse then a hypocrite is a rotund, ponytailed, sniveling hypocrite. 😆

  72. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say cavemen were inventive and smart bunch!

    Not only they discover fire, they invent this marvel to make lifes happier and better! 😀

  73. Because says:

  74. Because Twitter dunnit says:

    And they didn’t notify the Most Important Man On The Internet.

  75. Abu Thread Rogererer says:

    Not me.

  76. dwells38 says:

    Notice that none of them actually point to specific examples of Stewart “getting things wrong.”@EricBoehlert @RichLowry
    51 minutes ago

    Really? Like the one that demonstrates how Leibowitz defends Brian Williams (can you believe he defends him??) by calling Bush a liar. It’s the stupid argument by smearing someone else to make the person you’re defending look better. Somehow Leibowitz fails to mention that Bush had to rely on the same intelligence that the Senate committee used and voted to authorize force. A Senate intel committee chaired by Biden, H Clinton, Effing Kerry, Reid, Schumer. aka Obungle’s Veep and a good chunk of his cabinet.

    This is a type of lying called prevarication, by omitting facts. No fair honest person could say Bush made up lies to make Congress authorize war. In 2002 virtually eveyone was certain Saddam had a WMD program that he was keeping hidden. If Bush lied then why did the UN pass resolutions demanding to see the Iraqis destroy their WMDs?

    Leibowitz defends a liar and makes up his own lies to make them look better. Which is fine with liar Chunky McFarty who reposts fake moonbat stories.


    • Octopus says:

      That was a very good piece. Stewart turns lies into fame and fortune, while Williams lies his way into early retirement and disgrace. Irony, I guess. Clown-nose on and off at will, as Ace has pointed out.

    • Bunk X says:

      Saddam had no WMD? Ask the Kurds that question.
      Remember “Chemical Ali?”
      Remember the dozens of Russian fighter jets mothballed and buried in the desert?
      Remember the vintage 90’s WMD stockpiles found?
      Remember when Saddam was courting Niger for one of their two major exports? (Hint: it wasn’t coffee.)

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Yep. Remember when the Gulf War I didn’t end, but was a ceasefire with Iraq subject to UN sponsored containment via flights along his border? Remember when he kept trying to shoot them down, a violation of the ceasefire?

  77. Because Ride that Donkey! says:

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky beating his moobs about the Crusades is about the silliest thing we’ve seen this week from him and his Lefturd Lords. Good grief! 😆

    • OLT's It Takes A Deuce To Tango says:

      624 AD: Muhammad breaks with his Jewish supporters when they refused to recognize him as a prophet and adopt Islam. He chooses to emphasize the Arab-ness of the new religion, and has his followers face Mecca when praying instead of Jerusalem. In the end, all the Jews are either banished or executed.

    • OLT's It Takes A Deuce To Tango says:

      627 AD: Meccan leader Abu Sufyan (c. 567 – c. 655) laid siege to Muhammad’s forces in Medina during the battle of the Trench. Even with 10,000 men, he was unsuccessful for the 15 days he was there. Muhammad suspected the Banu Quraiza Jews of helping the Meccans, and had all the men killed.

  78. Because says:

    And religion? Huh?

  79. Octopus says:

    So rogered. 😆

  80. Abu Thread Rogererer says:

    Is this the Bruce Jenner thread?

  81. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs · 8m 8 minutes ago

    My favorite SNL episode was the one I was on playing guitar with Al Jarreau. Not just because I was on it. OK, maybe because I was on it.

    • Arachne says:

      Hmmmm – so who was the HOST, Fatass? That would allow us to find out when the episode was. In fact, is this the first time we’ve heard about him even being on SNL?

      • swamprat says:

        series 9 episode 15
        Can’t find it on youtube

      • trebob says:

        I haven’t found a place to look at the video, but timing is right for season 1 episode 13, Peter Boyle as host. February 1976 I think.

      • Octopus says:

        Dear Fatass is referring to Jarreau’s ’84 appearance on SNL, not the one in ’76, which was before Chunky’s time in the jazzy limelight. Youtube deleted all the SNL stuff they could find, a few years back. I found Season 9 on Kickass Torrents, but I don’t have enough room to download the whole season on this computer. I did find a version of one of the songs he performed on SNL in ’84, from ’85 in Germany. Goofy-Pants Chunky is noodling away, in jazzy-time. Check it out:

        Such awful rubbish. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Please go to 4:48 of Jarreau’s “Mornin,” now. Charlie! 😆

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Everyone on stage is all mellow, except Goofy, who’s bopping around like he’s listening to a different song on his headphones. LOLOLOL

    • dwells38 says:

      Replying to Octo’s ’84 vid of AJ with CJ on the geetard. One thing I notice about that video of Mornin’ is I can’t hear a guitar even when they show McFarty strumming away like crazy. I hear bass, drums, synth keys and Al’s vocals primarily through the whole thing. I don’t think any of the acts Chunk played with viewed him as anything other than an average sideman guitarist who’s willing to travel. And I think they had him turned down a lot.

      And as a Jazz musician I would comment that from what I’ve heard he plays mediocre Jazz for a rock guitarist. And of course Octo, a blues rock fan would say he’s a hideous rock guitarist for a Jazz noodler fag!!! Either way he sucked then like he does now 😆

      • dwells38 says:

        Oh god so yah, I didn’t actually listen long enough the first time to hear his solo. OMG what soul-less garbage. I can’t blame him for trying to sell the sizzle which is what you do on stage but it’s no wonder he never went on to greater fame as a guitarist. And to me he always seems on these clips to look a little too eager to please and be the show biz monkey boy jerking his guitar around and making goofy faces. I sense it in his Tweets and general public persona now as well. Something that says fraudster and con man.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      give Chuckles his props.

      for me it;s not about what he WAS it’s about what he IS

      It appears he;s squandered a great deal in his sad life.

      he is the very definition of a has-been

  82. Whatever, man says:

    I dont recall Charles ever having mentioned this up before:

  83. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs · 53m 53 minutes ago

    #ILoveObama: he played the political game to get into a position where he could change the national narrative on gay rights.
    0 replies 10 retweets 9 favorites
    Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs · 2h 2 hours ago

    Remember the glorious right wing xenophobic freakout over Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor? #ILoveObama #tcot

    he also “changed the national narrative” on energy, employment, the economy, terrorism and national security.

    • swamprat says:

      Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 2h2 hours ago

      Note to liberals: you’re not going to defeat right wing lies by ignoring them.

      So when Obama lies about his actual position on gays, he “played the political game”.
      Right wing “lies” must be “defeated”, but Obama’s lies are a “political game”.
      Alrighty then.

  84. Octopus says:

    In other words, when you say things I can’t laugh off and point scornful fingers at, you will be immediately banned from my Twitter. This is how I literally roll. I’m this fat, that I have to roll around my home-bunker. There are trails of grease on my rolling paths, similar to snail-trails., but flecked with orange.

  85. Bunk X says:

    CCJ is such a monster that CFJ calls him “babycakes.”
    Go figure.

  86. dwells38 says:

    I was going to DVR the SNL 40th show but then I realized my DVR’s really full and there was likely going to be a lot of pathetically old and fat players from the old days. And there would probably be a lot of smirking and self congratulatory, self pleased show biz libtard pukery from the more recent current regime-backed fucktards like Tina Fey or Jimmy Fallon. I’m sure there’s some good old clips too. I figure I’ll catch it during one of the 50 bazillion reruns of it.

  87. KGB says:

    My car thermometer said 20 below zero as I pulled into the parking lot this morning here in Western New York. More evidence, I’m sure, of global warming.

  88. Because says:

    I implore the gods of Daedalus: Give us New Thread.

  89. Because says: