Charles describes himself

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163 Comments on “Charles describes himself”

  1. Just poop says:

    I think Charles has gone full on queer.

    He’s changed his obsession from Pams boobs to a ginger bear.

  2. Voltaire's Crack says:

  3. Minnow says:

    Barry, you wear your Homo Love quite plainly on your narcissistic sleeve. And, say…. what is that all over your sleeve?

    That is gross. When was the last time you washed that thing???


  4. trebob says:

    Uh Charles if you haven’t been paid to noodle/strangle the guitar for more than half your life, are you really a “pro musician” or are you just re-living your old glory days?

  5. Minnow says:

    “…as a pro musician who is tone deaf, who can’t keep a beat and who has a perennial slack jaw….”

    There. Fixed that fer ya Bar’…


    (he blocked me on Twitter!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha)

  6. Minnow says:

    And, uhhh…. Barry, I hate to break it to you…. Professionals are Doctors, Lawyers, CPAs and Engineers. That’s it girlyman. Musicians aren’t “professionals” by the legal definition. Suck it Fatty.

  7. Octopus says:

    This will never happen in connection with Garage Boy, or his master. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Great story, though. Contrast this man’s life with the egotistical idiocy of, say, Brian Williams.

  8. Octopus says:

    Three guesses, and the first two don’t count.

  9. Octopus says:

    And you don’t see how such a statement might be found offensive by a real tranny? Just like you don’t see how a black person could be offended by “Tea-bonics?”

    Fatass, you are going to need a bigger boat. You’re taking on water faster than Brian Williams’ sinking credibility.

  10. Juan Epstein says:

    You”re not a professional musician, dawg.

    You’re the Ghetto Prince of Culver City.

  11. Octopus says:

    Do you really need to catalog your sexual preferences, Fatass? Everyone knows about your oral fixation. Nobody cares what you put in your mouth.

  12. rightymouse says:

    You WHAT???

  13. Octopus says:

    Having a Shakespearean Tragic Moment, is Our Big Chunky Baby. ๐Ÿ˜†

  14. Octopus says:

    Is this the first step towards the door? I know Katie Couric is just itching to jump into that anchorman-saddle.

  15. sven10077 says:

    Chaz Yonson….Jazz FLAUTISTS baby.

  16. Octopus says:

    Hey, Fatass! You and Lyin’ Brian have something in common — you both lied about your “interaction” with Mandela. Congrats, man. You’re in special rarefied company.

  17. Octopus says:

    Maybe if you tweeted out a pic of your severed penis, they’d forgive you. Drastic, maybe, but you have to show them you’re truly sorry.

    • just poop says:

      ironic that charles is apologising to a gay guy named anal

      and what’s the anal dash?

      like first one to run 50 yards gets the penis penis penis LOL ?

    • Minnow says:

      Hey Barry, didn’t you get the memo from 1978? The truly queer way to talk is to refer to the queer folks as “folk”. It is the LGBT folk, you folking idiot.

    • dwells38 says:

      Then why did you make the hetero normative microaggressive offensive non-joke about Ginger reassigning his sexual identity? Why do you think that’s funny and not something to be celebrated? Is it because you’re a bigoted white male? Or because you’re a clueless over-privileged racist Brit-American dickweed?

  18. Octopus says:

    Noah’s arc? What about his auk?

  19. just poop says:

    charles why do you hate homosexuals now? is it because you took the shehada?

  20. Minnow says:

    parbly a good thing that Barry and Barry (smelled Gus) blocked me on Twitter.


  21. Juan Epstein says:

    Much outrage at teh outrage peddler.

  22. Octopus says:


    And with that, I’m signing off Twitter for tonight.
    24 minutes ago

    I am not the enemy.
    31 minutes ago

    Not to belabor this, but here’s _part_ of my record supporting LGBT rights:โ€ฆ
    32 minutes ago

    I told you, Chunky. The penis. If you can find it under the pannus, I mean. It has to come off. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    • dwells38 says:

      Ha ha! Chunky’s been shunned for being an insensitive microaggressive white male bigot!

      Fun good times!

  23. Octopus says:

    Those Were Different Times Dept:

    • Pakimon says:

      Back then, times were hard in the Heterocage™ !

      • Octopus says:

        This was just early practice for marriage, where wife-beating was considered a man’s duty. Spare the fist, spoil the bride. Sorry, babe…you make me crazy. You know I love you. How about a pastrami on rye, with extra mustard, like my right cross?

  24. Octopus says:

    You’re hilarious, Gus. Oh, look…ye’ve shat yourself. You’re so funny! ๐Ÿ˜†

  25. swamprat says:

    charles accidentally stepped on some (gay) toes. He has not always been a supporter of gay people, but I think those sensitive souls might be a bit overly sensitive in this in case.

  26. swamprat says:

    You pal around with folks who are easily offended, charles. This is a side effect of being an oppressed minority. Those who have been oppressed are often upset about it.
    It is not fair, but it is life.

  27. swamprat says:

    Here is a minority that Charles does not mind offending;
    Anti Vaxxers.

  28. Octopus says:

    His whiny “signing off for the night” only lasted half an hour. LOLOLOL!!

    • dwells38 says:

      Hilarious!! He kept thinking someone would reply back and validate him after he made it clear he thinks people who get gender reasigned are twisted weirdo freaks to be mocked and ridiculed. What a ridiculous loser putz he is. He really doesn’t get it.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      what a predictable asshole

      actually the Vegas odds makers had the over and under at 21 minutes.

      I bet the under

  29. Octopus says:

    When you’ve lost Maureen Dowd…oh, shit. They’re really going to can his ass, unless something huge happens in the next couple of days to take the heat off.

  30. Octopus says:


  31. That’s pretty thin content there dittohead. Isn’t there some universe shattering revelation about Obama’s birth certificate to write about?

    • Octopus says:

      Stabby! How’s it hangin’, baby? Like your Mom’s old sleeve-of-wizard-anus, I expect. A surgeon could fix you both up, if you could afford one.

    • frabbystinclair says:

      stabby’s franksinclair’s mom gets a universe shattering revelation in her ass courtesy of Ron Jeremy.

      stabby franksinclair wishes she would write about it so he could have some fap material.

  32. Octopus says:

    A little perspective is always nice.

  33. Octopus says:

    Get this tubby gentleman some gay porn, stat! He must have a release, and soon.

  34. just poop says:

    is this you Charles?

  35. swamprat says:

    Dr. Cornel Fresh โ€@WyzeChef 11m11 minutes ago

    Folks saying you’re a racist and can’t be trusted. Do you have receipts for your claims? RT @ChuckCJohnson: @Wyze yeah it’s sad isn’t it?
    0 replies 2 retweets 2 favorites

    2 issues
    charles is might be many things, but I don’t think you could say he is a racist.
    “Can’t be trusted” would require a little more discussion. A long discussion, maybe a book.
    You can research via Google and see that charles is not any sort of racist as most people would define the term.
    Anti-Christian bigot? You could go there.
    Anti-conservative? Sure.
    The sort of person who would coddle a minority as if they were incapable of making their own way in this world? Oh, yeah.
    Anti Semitism might be more complicated. He panders to commenters who are anti Israel, yet seems to now only tolerate the country himself though he is not against the persuasion nor lineage.
    Sometimes he seems to show love for Israel and other times not.

    Once he decides to “unfriend” a person, he seems to go rabid.
    Remake a friend, Charles. Break a pattern. Start anew.

  36. swamprat says:

    After all the Media partiality, partisanship and pandering, Brian Williams gets the hook?
    Man, the public is fickle!
    Did he come out and say that Obama had bad breath or something?

    Just a word, Brian. You might want to avoid the Bohemian Club this year. Just sayin’.

  37. swamprat says:

    G’night Stabby. G’night Charles.

  38. JimboXL says:

    Don’t forget, it is your children’s fault for being infected by diseases that were previously eliminated or aren’t native to the U.S. but are now here thanks to Obola’s broken border policy.

  39. Pakimon says:

    A hilarious weekend of failing and flailing by our favorite rotund Twitterwarrior with the Jazzy Ponytail.

    So far, he’s pissed off the race baiter/entitlement monger crowd and the LGBT crowd.

    Which crowd on The Left is he going to piss off today?

    The world is holding its collective breath… ๐Ÿ˜†

  40. Pakimon says:

    Going off-topic briefly to ask the ladies a question because my quest for knowledge is never ending.

    You go for a swim and when you come out of the water, your boobies are soaking wet.

    What is the correct method for rectifying this situation?

    A) Wring them out

  41. Pakimon says:


    B) Blow dry them

    • Pakimon says:

      I now return you to the regularly scheduled Corpulent Ponytailed dickhead bashing. ๐Ÿ˜†

      *The above gratuitous thread clogging Sunday morning NFL football is over so no more cheerleaders boobie gifs brought to you by Pakimog Inc.

      • Octopus says:

        Both methods are fine. Just don’t let your boobs stay soaking wet, ladies. They’ll catch a cold. Especially in the winter, where even down South it’s a bit nipply at the beach.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      my mother used to beat the wet rugs

      I suggest she swing her tits back and forth rapidly, each one slapping up against my right or left cheek.
      repeat for several minutes

  42. Pakimon says:


    Gus is trying his hand at brasnapping.

  43. Pakimon says:

    More attempted brasnapping by our favorite unemployed garage-dwelling dumpster diver.

    He actually thinks being blocked without comment is something to boast about.

    He’s so pathetic you can’t help but just laugh at him. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Octopus says:

      He’s the only man in America who gets less love from the ladies than Chunky. They just don’t appreciate his Twitter-obsession, ripe funky aroma and boho-chic “homeless guy” fashion statement. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  44. Octopus says:

    This is a new tack, all over his timeline this morning. Ginger is now a white supremacist. Oh, it’s going to be another glorious day of stalking, when he rolls off the futon! ๐Ÿ˜†

  45. Octopus says:

    It’s nice to have all our cheerleaders home from the sideline wars, and back to doing their real work around the house…

  46. Doppel Milyo says:

    no H8 !

  47. Because says:

  48. rightymouse says:

    Brian Williams is stepping aside. He should just quit.

    • Octopus says:

      You don’t quit a $10M/year gig, unless you have something waiting of comparable worth, or you’re dying of something incurable. They’ll have to drag him kicking, screaming and hollering about how he knows all the dirty laundry on every exec at NBC. In other words…

  49. rightymouse says:

    Back on topic….
    What exactly is “malignant egomania”?

  50. Because says:

    Uh-oh. Chunky’s off the reservation.

    Don’t you know Monsanto is conspiring with the Koch Bros?

  51. Because says:

    You really want to go there Goose?

  52. Because says:

  53. Doppel Milyo says:

    Charles logic is hard

    Obama caused high gas prices by stifling domestic drilling, blocking keystone and a whole host of other actions.
    so he gets the blame for high gas prices

    events not in his control or immune from his bad policy caused a reduction in gas prices. Prices went down in spite of Obama not because of Obama.

    so Jim is correct and you are just……dim

  54. Minnow says:

    Barry, you’re just TRYING to be stupid aren’t you? This is sort of like a joke – right?

    You simply can NOT be this fucking dense…. can you?

    Who was the idjit over at the swamp who would always ask questions?

    Does anyone remember?

    Ishn’t dish fun?

  55. dwells38 says:

    If Obungle wants to take credit for the gas prices fine with me. Then it was his fault they were so high all during his first term and when they go back up, we can blame him.

  56. Octopus says:

    Another lie from Lyin’ Brian:

    Long history of fabulation with this guy. Reminds me of this guy who used to hang out at the corner bar in my home town — no matter what story was told, or by who, he’d tell one trying to top it. Swore they were all true, too. Got mad if you challenged the veracity. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Minnow says:

      Phone calls to my twin brother often will run in this vein. Our conversations, if they don’t start out this way immediately, will likely degrade into this. “Remembering” when we crashed the Stones concert, “remembering” how we stole the next door neighbors new Corvette in high school and totaled it, outrunning the po-po, and on and on. All very juvenile. But the fun, once one of starts this nonsense, is to come up with the next lie to outdo the other. And of course, if you laugh at the other guy’s story – you have lost.

      In this context, this sort of bullshit is wholly appropriate.

      Beyond that?

      Brain Williams ought to be fired.

  57. Octopus says:

    Who’s our favorite stumper for the “Greatest Science Scandal Of All-Time?” Could it be our own Dear Fatass? Yes, it could be. ๐Ÿ˜†

    It’s incredible what they’ve gotten away with, these hucksters. History will come down on them like a ton of frozen poo-bricks.

  58. Octopus says:

    Fatass partied with Rod Stewart back in the ’70’s, and gave him the idea of re-writing “Maggie May” as an even-bigger hit, “You Wear It Well.” Told him, “Dude, when something works, you stick with it.”

    Sadly, he forgot his own sage advice in regards to his own biggest hit, the Pre-Moronic Conversion Little Green Footballs. What he did to scuttle that accidental success was tantamount to Stewart re-writing his own hit song as a novelty song featuring singing frogs and ululating Muslim terror-hags.

  59. Octopus says:

    Everybody went insane, but me. Just me, left alone to tell the tale. What a responsibility!

  60. Octopus says:

    Stark raving mad, I tells ya. All of them. How I kept my sanity, I’ll never know.

    • just poop says:

      Let’s just talk batting average on “scoops”

      Charles is well below the Mendoza line. makes Brandon Inge look like wade boggs

      Ginger is somewhere around 0.300. Not great but compared to Icarus, an all star

  61. Octopus says:

    This ought to be good. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Chunky’s gonna plotz.

  62. Octopus says:

    Tee and hee, on the PTSD. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Note: Lyin’ Brian earned 18 college credits.

    • Because says:

      How many did Chunk Johnson ever earn?

      I think his college transcripts are as top secret as Obama’s.

  63. Octopus says:

    Of all his Moronic Conversions, his overnight turnabout on Teh Warmening ranks as the most sudden and illogical. At the time, he said he “read a book” that changed his viewpoint 180 degrees, but I don’t recall if he ever named the book — I don’t think he did.

    Now there is nothing anyone can say or show him that will sway his opinion on AGW in the slightest. Unless Obama were to come out tomorrow and say, “You’re welcome, America — I saved the world from Teh Warmening.” Then he’d have to go along. ๐Ÿ˜†


    I was wondering when you’d get around to parroting climate change denial idiocy, Babycakes. What took so long? @ChuckCJohnson
    49 minutes ago

    Note: please don’t send me a link to Christopher Booker’s latest moronic climate change denial article. I’ll just laugh at you.
    54 minutes ago

  64. Octopus says:

    Actually, it’s not just the wingnuts. Huffington Post and the Old Gray Lady are having a Mean Girls Party in honor of Lyin’ Brian, too. Jezebel and Daily Beast can’t be far behind. Jon Stewart is writing material this weekend, as are the writers of The Tonight Show and all the other late night funnybones chatshows.

    “The Walking Dead” starts back up tonight, but we’ve already got a Dead Man Walking.

    • just poop says:

      this is the same Charles that does story after story about the palin brawl, correct?

      and charming little trig palin and his canine best friend? correct?

      just checking

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Umm, just like you do, Chunkman about every single one of Chuck C.’s stories? Yeah? No? Maybe so?

  65. Octopus says:

    Check out the aggrieved commenters, angry and hurt that HuffPo is mocking their beloved Pretty Newsman. ๐Ÿ˜†

  66. Octopus says:

    Well, he admitted last night that he sucks. Does he have to tweet about it constantly?

  67. Because says:

  68. Juan Epstein says:

    The Gay Baiting prick is trying to duplicate his greatest hit, yo.

    Then he’ll be the only one on the internet that Tweets about how many reTweets he got, dawg.

    Anything on Whitney’s kid?

  69. OLT's It Takes A Deuce To Tango says:

    I just found out Gus still loves me. Be jealous, ladies.