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The Annual LGF Awards!

Pickin’s were slim for Stupor Bowl 2014. Charles Johnson’s website Little Green Footballs has become a homogenous mix of like-minded vaporbrains, answering the right questions with the wrong answers while patting their fuzzy pockmarked behinds with congratulatory updings. This year’s Award Nominees and Poll Results turned up some surprises, so without further adieu, here are the recipients of The 2014 LGF Awards.


Previous winners of The Buzzsaw Award for intrepid flounce-worthy snarkage were:
2013 – Killgore Trout
2012 – Rightwing_2 aka MF Horn
2011 – No Awards. Fire in the Boiler Room
2010 – Cato “Do It Now” The Elder

2014 Buzzsaw Award

The 2014 Buzzsaw Award is hereby presented to Killgore Trout.

Killgore Trout (Recipient of the 2013 Buzzsaw Award) received a whopping 52% of the vote this time around. He’s best known for his dishonest astroturfing of right wing websites in order to gain favor with Charles Johnson, and it worked for a while. Killgore lost his crown due to LGF hive attacks (orchestrated by Iceweasel & Jimmah), his penchant for non-conformity and general contrarian positions on LGF, and especially for his unwavering support for the State of Israel.

Congrats, Killgore!


Previous winners of The Irish Rose Award for salivating suckage:
2013 – Gus_802
2012 – Dark Falcon
2011 – No Awards. Fire in the Boiler Room
2010 – Dark Falcon

2014 Irish Rose Award

The 2014 Irish Rose Award is hereby presented to Stabby

The Irish Rose is not one that most recipients cherish. It acknowledges drooling unrequited love and adulation of Charles Foster Johnson and is reserved for those sycophantic little lizard lappers who remain in good standing at Little Green Footballs by stroking the Big Green Donkey Charles. Many assumed that El Gusano would win again this year, but it wasn’t in the cards for the Argentinian anti-American pro-jihad Johnson-catching Jew hater.

To his credit, Stabby had the cojones (unlike other LGF patrons like Gus_802 or Dark Falcon) to venture past the confines of The Swamp and opine at Diary of Daedalus, and therefore deserves the Award. (We’ve hosed off and disinfected Gus’ stained and encrusted throne, so shut up and have a seat.)

Congrats, Stabby!


No one ever doubts who’s going to win The Johnson Award because there are so few 60+ year old guitarist bloggers with magical jazzy ponytails who qualify.

JOHNSON AWARDThe Johnson Award is hereby awarded to Charles Johnson.

Here’s the vote breakdown. G’head. Click it, Charles.


Congrats, Fuckface.


2013 – Robert Stacy McCain
2012 – Andrew Breitbart (awarded posthumously)

Of all the LGF Awards, this one is perhaps the most auspicious (Charles pronounces the word “ouse-picky-use”) because it involves those who smack down The Corpulent Blogger with intelligence, logic, clever wit and humor.

Nick  Searcy [@YesNickSearcy] won with 32% of the vote for his concise and effortless Twitter smackdowns of Charles [@Green_Footballs] Johnson’s kikmidog-style of ankle biting, and  demonstrated the heart, soul, snark and wit required of all recipients of This Award. Therefore

MILYO AWARDThe 2014 Milyo is hereby awarded to

Nick Searcy

Without disparaging Mr. Searcy’s entertaining and invaluable contributions, he never endured the vile barrage that Charles Johnson and his Little Green Flying Monkeys unleashed on Mandy [@Liberty_Chick] Nagy. While coping with Lupus Disease, Mandy suffered a massive stroke last fall, leaving her seriously crippled, both physically and mentally, and Charles Foster Johnson sent NO condolences.

Honorable Mention: Mandy Nagy

No #brasnapping

The New Pzm

Kudos to all who participated in This Poll, and thanks also to The Corpulent One, whose hyperbolic bloviation and juvenile attention-whoring idiocy has provided us so much inane entertainment over the years.

Charles, PLEASE keep up the stupid. Were it not for your massive ego, your unjustified backstabbing of benefactors and supporters, and your dearth of coherent logic, we wouldn’t be sitting behind you at the Matinee kicking your chair, spitting Milk Duds down your shirt collar and betting on how many wet jujubes your magical jazzy ponytail can hold before they start dropping into your plumber’s crack. Thank you, Charles.



  1. Minnow says:

    Ya killin’ me heah babe.

  2. Abu bin Brasnapper says:

    I have a tear in my eye, and a lump in my throat. Errrrr, NTTAWWT.
    Thank you. Goodnight.

  3. doppel milyo says:

    Kilgore upped his game after winning in 2013 and not getting banned. well done you slug!

    and congrats to fuckface. another big win for Icarus!

    and how about stabby. perhaps you can parlay this award into reinstatement at LGF. after all Charles never reads here except for every 60 seconds

  4. Octopus says:

    “Climate Denial.” Orwell himself couldn’t have come up with a more ludicrous, non-sentient phrase. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

    • Because says:

      What are we supposed to be seeing? I’m not seeing it. Damn, I guess I’m just not part of the elect, and am going to burn in hell.

    • Arachne says:

      So there have never been blizzards before today? Hey Fatass – whatever happened to those four Category five hurricanes we were supposed to get hit with every year after Katrina?

    • just shut the fuck up Charles ( after you answer my question ) says:

      how does denial alter a fucking snow storm?

      please answer the question creep.

      there is no global warming, at least none caused by man ( GOP or otherwise)
      climate change has always happened. for millions of years before man took his first dump

      stop being an asshole

  5. Octopus says:

    The Sterno is strong in this one, tonight…

    Stop complaining.
    32 minutes ago
    You can faint now.
    36 minutes ago
    I won’t judge Chris Kyle.
    37 minutes ago
    39 minutes ago
    Watching you.
    40 minutes ago
    Pa derp.
    41 minutes ago
    Be a right wing asshole.
    43 minutes ago
    44 minutes ago
    You swan song falls on deaf ears.
    48 minutes ago
    Cop was killed near me once. He was stealing cars.
    48 minutes ago

  6. Octopus says:

    Wouldn’t it be more fun to just blow your head off with Mr. Mossberg?

    • Because says:

      Again? Mohammed H. Prophet, you’d thing REGEX was something new the way he keeps blathering about it.

      “The concept arose in the 1950s, when the American mathematician Stephen Kleene formalized the description of a regular language, and came into common use with the Unix text processing utilities ed, an editor, and grep (global regular expression print), a filter.”

  7. stabby says:

    I just dropped by to forward something jawdroppingly dumb from the swamp:

    cinesimon:”Jews are not the target of most hatreds throughout Europe and America. Muslims are.”

    Cinnamon needs to look up the hate crime stats.

    And thanks for the award. Remember when I said I had a little dirt on CJ? I got pissed enough to blab it to a friend of Pamela’s, not that I’ll tell you guys. So if you want more dirt on him go ask Pam, maybe he related it.

    Of course I still think that Pam and her friends are cowardly xenophobes, but that’s not a good enough reason not to talk to people. :p

    • stabby says:

      A google search shows I actually did mention it to you once, and no one cared…


      • Octopus says:

        Aw, now you’re playing coy. That’s cute.

        If only your mom had played coy with Ron Jeremy, instead of instantly presenting. She might not have the anal cystitis to cope with now, for one thing. Well, you play, you pay.

      • Because says:

        Give Stanky credit when it’s due. That is a nice little turd he brought us.

      • Octopus says:

        What was the turd? I don’t recall it.

      • stabby says:

        Fine. I’ll say it again.

        Google for “Little Gook Fuckers”

        If that’s not what Charles named his site for, then he never DISABUSED anyone of that impression, and I swear that the army types who hung around during the Afghan war assumed that’s what LGF stood for.

        That’s the actual “terrible secret of LGF” and as I heard Charles admit in an interview for a podcast once, “there are levels of misdirection”. He knew his problem.

        He’s in all probability, a reformed xenophobe, and one 30 IQ points higher than the average xenophobe – he knew to suppress it all along. And after all, he named his blog, before 9/11. But like a reformed drunk, he goes overboard and is even more insufferable than regular liberals like me.

      • stabby says:

        By the way, the reason that it’s Little Green Footballs not the Little Gook Fuckers is that soldiers used acronym slang. Obviously messing with an acronym let you say things on the radio or in public or in front of an officer that might embarrass someone or get you in trouble otherwise.

      • Because says:

        Now he’s just being annoying. Shoo.

      • Arachne says:

        Pam may be a lot of things, but COWARDLY is not one of them.

      • Arachne says:

        You really like using that “G” word don’t you?

      • stabby says:

        Perhaps I should interpret this as “having evidence that Charles started out as a xenophobe isn’t the sort of dirt that a bunch of xenophobes who hate him want to hear.” :/

        I’m not happy being that insulting but I can’t think of any other explanation for the lack of reaction this gets in this crowd.

    • Daedalus says:

      Yup, Jews are attacked more than Muslims.

    • Daedalus says:

      Hating Islam is not xenophobic. But hey, that’s your opinion.

      • OLT's Hey, They're YOUR Rules, I Just Read Them says:

        Pam’s pretty brave, considering how peaceful the RoP’s most faithful practicioners are, and how much they love women, Jews, girls, women, Jews, Jews, and infidels.

      • Because olo says:

        I think they’re boobophobes. When’s the last time you saw boobs on a donkey?

      • stabby says:

        I often argue that it’s important to be able to tear religion to shreds, mock it, put it in its place, deny it power…

        So I’d agree that hating Islam itself is not xenophobic.

        But Pam and friends have a level of hysteria too. I realize that being balanced on the subject of threats and enemies is hard, but they don’t even come close to succeeding and they’re not even trying to be balanced.

      • OLT's Hey, They're YOUR Rules, I Just Read Them says:

        Pardon my French, but what the FUCK is BALANCE with any group working hard on


        I know … not enough Mutilation!

        Boko Haram is Islamic, Daesh is Islamic, HAMAS is Islamic … I am sensing a THEME.

        Frankly, Pam has more than enough to go on as a Jewish female. If she’s “hysterical”, that’s just your mansplaining how she *ought* to act.

      • Arachne says:

        I am not aware of Pam EVER broadcasting the details of what has been ascribed as high-ick-factor behavior of Fatass towards her and that most of the details we have gleaned about his lecherous overtones have come from others. Which would, of course, explain why he has worked overtime to vilify her and attempt to discredit her credibility – to no avail, of course. She’s still being asked on national shows to give her opinion.

      • stabby says:

        OLT, the only advantage to a religion that’s set up like the mafia, ie. the only way out is through the grave is that it means that a lot of Muslims don’t know Islam and don’t care…

        So treating Muslims as if they were Islam is an overreaction.

        Also, the US has an ocean between it and any Muslim countries. People who come here had to be able to afford it and had to really want to come, so we don’t tend to get the problems with our Muslim immigrants that you’d see in the worst places, we just don’t.

        So, once again, an anti-immigrant stance seems like an over-reaction.

        Admit to me that Pamela Geller is known as an anti-immigrant activist, ok? That way we’re talking in the same reality.

      • Because says:

        Go blow pumpkins.

      • Arachne says:

        I’m an anti-illegal immigrant activist OKAY? Got it now?
        And let’s see – didn’t the 19 shitbags that killed 3000 people in one day overstay their visas? Oh, and why don’t you ask the people of London how bowing down to the Muslims taking over their City is working out for them. How about the French?

  8. stabby says:

    By the way, after the terrorists shot some cartoonists then went straight over to a kosher market and started shooting, why weren’t any French people wearing “je suis juif” pins?

  9. BatGuano says:

    I was hoping my LGF alter ego Ed Dantes would win the flounce award but maybe next year.

  10. frabbysinclair says:

    I t should be called the stabby franksinclair’s mom award instead of the Irish Rose award.

    You know why that lizard is all bug-eyed, don’t you?

    Ron Jeremy is coming right at him! 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      What you mean they really could have bought their own phone?? I’m shocked. I sure hope that kind of waste isn’t going on anywhere else in the other gubmint give-away programs!! Like able bodied people getting disability checks. Or well fed people getting EBT cards they don’t really need.

    • Arachne says:

      Wow….who didn’t see THAT coming?

  11. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      How DARE you and Chunky poke fun at the overhyped media freakout! These are serious climate scientists, and you are a Climate Denier!

  12. Because says:

  13. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      Stay for “Deep Thoughts,” by Stew-Bum Goose.

      And don’t miss the public humiliation of Chunky McDumbth, by anyone he’s stalking on a particular day. Always a good laugh. 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    Garage Boy re-tweeted this — did he mean it as a cautionary tale? Hard to figger a Sterno-brain, sometimes.

    • Because says:

      I wonder if it ever crosses the minds of these dimrods that maybe if the govt wasn’t running around screaming “too big to fail”, that these banks would have already taken their lumps and returned these foreclosed houses to the market, instead of sitting on a bunch of empty houses, causing the rent on the rest of the market to be ‘too damn high’.

      They’re in every neighborhood. There’s moss on the roof, and the yard is kind of shaggy, and there are papers taped to the door, and no cars parked in the driveway. And the banks are feeling no pain. Why should they take a writedown on the books, when interest is zero, and the govt will bail them out on any losses?

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  17. rightymouse says:

    Great. Looks like Octo rogered the thread. 😦

  18. stabby says:

    As for the hate crime thing the situation in Europe is:
    1) Jews are under so much attack that they’re fleeing European countries. If you talk to Jews they discuss whether they should flee. They need guards outside of Temples and schools. They need fences etc. And of course most attacks on Jews are by Muslims not by Europe’s own antisemitic right. And those attacks are often murderous.
    2) Muslims are flocking TO Europe and not in the sort of danger that Jews are.

    Apparently almost 7000 Jews moved from France to Israel in 2014, making it the country with the highest number of Jews making aliya.

    So saying that most attacks are on Muslims reverses the situation so thoroughly that it misrepresents the nature of people’s experience.

    • Octopus says:

      Everybody here is well aware of all that, Frank. Go tell your pals at LGF. They seem to be confused on the matter. Also, say howdy to Ron.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah? And how is that flocking to Europe going for the nationals who already live there. Already in Michigan Muslims have gotten Christians ARRESTED for handling out leaflets on a public street “too near” one of their events. You have a judge, Mark Martin, who basically ruled that it was okay to beat up a man making fun of Islam. Because the judge, you seen, had spent time in a Muslim country.

      • stabby says:

        From this account

        it looks more like the judge gave an ill advised speech, but that he actually dismissed the case for lack of evidence which doesn’t set any precedent.

        I could name other cases going back where an occasional judge was guilty of extreme injustice because of prejudice against atheist defendants. I always remember one from the early 80s where an adopted daughter was taken away from a couple after two years because a Judge ruled that their being atheists denied their daughter her right to freedom of religion despite the parents testifying (as they absolutely shouldn’t have had to) that they would not impose their lack of belief on her.

  19. Because wow says:

  20. Pakimon says:

    What will it take for Twitter to ban this misogynist monster for good? 1 hour ago

    Apparently not anything bleated or farted out by a corpulent ponytailed dickhead. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Hey! what’s my comment doing up here?!

      I blame the power of Ms. Alba’s tautness and tawniness.

      • Octopus says:

        It is a very powerful force of nature. She is the “Dark Angel,” after all. Resist we much, but to no avail.

  21. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog blame the rogering of this thread on woman’s logic!

    • Because wow says:

      Sound like the patriarchy’s logic to me. Stone the zinfandel!

    • Octopus says:

      I have been amazed and impressed my entire life at the way women will parade around naked on beaches and around swimming pools, while being modest in every other social context. What does it mean? I fear that any answer I might venture to give would offend someone, somewhere…in fact, I do not admit to even having an opinion! 😆

      • ISpeakJive says:

        You have it right. Context is key. A snow suit at the beach sticks out, a bikini at the dinner table sticks out. (At my house, anyway.)

        It’s all about blending in. When you blend you disappear. The evolutionary roots come from hiding the nest by looking like the straw, and so on. That’s why girls tend to dress like clones.

      • Octopus says:

        That is a brilliant analysis, Jive. Also hints at an explanation of why men “peacock” around in public, like male birds (descended from dinosaurs) flashing their bright plumage to attract attention. Except, in the case of many human males of a certain age, it’s the wearing of a tiny Speedo under a vast hairy belly, instead of feathers. 😯

  22. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

    • dwells38 says:

      You could go read a business news report about it. Or you could just bleat out stupid shit on Twitter.

    • kbdabear says:

      Maybe Fatass should turn off Jim Cramer and do visit some actual sites that explain even to a dim bulb like him the effects of QE, currency wars, and foreign markets on the stock market. I would explain to him why the Dow gains 300 points on a terrible GDP, jobs, or PMI report. MOAR QE BAY-BEEEE!!!

      But Fatass probably lost 5 dollars on the share of Apple he owns. Time to raise the subscription rate to a “STILL A BARGAIN $99.95 OF AD-FREE CONTENT”

  23. Because olo says:

  24. Because olo says:

    No shit Goose? What do you think Turkey’s been for the past couple decades?

  25. Because says:

    Looks like a bow to me.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Wait until the Ted Cruz, Scott Walker & Ben Carson for President signs start popping up. You’ll have to start wearing Depends when you’re out driving that clunker of yours.

    • Because says:

      I thought he had a dead battery.

      • Octopus says:

        Actually, he’s walking in the street, like Mike Brown on his way home from a robbery. Thanks for waving the cars on by, Sterno. I’m sure they appreciate the courtesy of a gimp stumbling down the road…some might even offer you their spare change.

      • dwells38 says:

        If a cop comes by and tells you to GTF off the street, just go ahead and swallow your pride and do it. Don’t try and get his gun and then block his bullets with your face.

  27. dwells38 says:

    If you replied
    Then the thread has died

    – Johnny Cochran’s ghost

  28. Octopus says:

    Thus proving the liberal writer’s point, about the need for hysterical libturds to ignore, shut down and SCREAM DOWN IF NECESSARY any dissenting opinions. Irony, Dear Fatass. You’re soaking in it.

    It’s a decent article, but it doesn’t go far enough, imho. The Left is outraged at this piece of heretical garbage from one of their own, but they will put him in his place right quick. I hope Chait’s vilification is so extreme it prompts him to re-examine his libturdian beliefs, and come over to the Dark Side. 😈 (it’s happened before)

    • dwells38 says:

      I feel very threatened and unsafe by Chunky’s white patriarchal microaggression!

    • kbdabear says:

      I can see why Fatass had vapor lock of the brain reading Chait’s article. It was well written, analyzed, explained each point. Far above his 8th grade reading comprehension. Not a laundry list of Pammy, RS, and Michelle are racist haters, repeat 10x, etc,etc. No 6 degrees of guilt, no hipster-clever nicknames.

      What Chait explains is that society has become one big LGF style lynch mob, screaming down the heretics and “banning them from the hive”

      But Fatass lacks the intellectual curiosity and the comprehension to get Chait’s article. Fatass is what Ace explained as the SJW lynch mob;

      Now, the PC Mob types will reject this distinction because — and listen closely here– most of them are Stupid and Inarticulate; most of them are in fact incapable, on a mental or emotional level, of making an academic or at least essay-like case.

      They are in fact low-thinkers. It is no accident that they favor the brutish, the primate-like, the animal-level sorts of “persuasions” of group hooting and feces-throwing. They favor this because this is what they are capable of, and no other.

      • Minnow says:

        whoa…. that had to have left a mark on Barry’s fragile widdle psyche!

        Too bad he is the only one who doesn’t get it.


    • stabby says:

      It’s a good article. I can’t help thinking that “mansplaining” has the same sort of function of dismissing anything a man says that “hasbara” has in dismissing anything said in defense of Israel.

      Speaking of PC, I was almost banned from LGF for using the word “retarded” and refusing to apologize for it.

      • dwells38 says:

        I saw you crapped on Pam Geller in a comment above, calling her I think a xenophobe? Do you think you can come here and spew micro-aggressive hate speech toward minority Jewish women? Are you a Nazi or with the KKK? Can you tell us how many Jewish women you’ve beaten lately? I notice you haven’t denied it.

      • pineapple says:

        The drug addled goddamnedfrank uses it all the time and no one dares call him out on it. He goes out of his way to use it.

        He used it the other day very ironically, accusing someone of being a misogynist then calling that person “retarded”.

        He’s a head case…. just read his posts.

  29. dwells38 says:

    Yeah. Russian energy companies fund front group which funnels money under the guise of philanthropy to American green groups which are doing battle with American energy companies to stop fracking, drilling, mining for nat gas, which are the competitors of the Russian energy companies. Net result, environment still gets polluted but green groups get rich while Americans get screwed out of energy jobs, higher wages and profits.

    Way to go lefturd morons. Nothing you do helps. Solar panels take more energy and cause more pollution producing them than just directly using coal. Electric cars also burn coal to charge their batteries completely negating the benefit. Windmills kill endangered birds and don’t produce that much. All for naught but it’s OK because the cause is a hoax anyway.

    Got any more stupid ideas?

  30. dwells38 says:

    When I reply it ends up down there. And when I top comment it ends up up here.

  31. dwells38 says:

    Right Wing Smear Merchant Chuck C. Johnson Offers “Bounty” for Another Rape Victim
    1 hour ago

    This is so 10 hours ago.

  32. dwells38 says:

    STUDYING WHILE BLACK: Yale Student, NYT Columnist’s Son, Pretty Obvious Criminal to Area Cops
    2 hours ago

    Um… the real thief WAS black Chunk you fricking idiot and was described as looking college aged. Plus he was robbing college dorm rooms. The didn’t know that it wasn’t another student. But only a fucking idiot like you would fault the cops for trying to bust a burglar.

  33. JimboXL says:

    What really makes me belly laugh is when blog owners who can’t seemingly code a site to run correctly on a mobile device without crashing act like they can change the climate of the entire earth. Framing it as if we had only let them do something, the climate would have been corrected. Your site can’t even load without crashing, fix that first then move on to figuring out how to stop the sun which produces more energy in a second than humanity has ever produced, from heating up the earth genius.

  34. dwells38 says:

    Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) finds the Obama White House’s avoidance of the term “radical Islam” as “frustrating” and “disturbing.”

    Rep. Gabbard made headlines a couple weeks ago after saying John Kerry was “completely missing the point of radical Islamic ideology.”

    Tonight she continued her attacks on the Obama Administration.

    Just a couple days ago, Secretary Kerry said in a speech that ISIS and al-Qaeda are engaging in “criminal conduct rooted in alienation, poverty, thrill seeking and other factors.” Now if we really look at what he’s saying and that’s really the cause then the solution would be just to give them a trophy, give them a hug, give them a good paying job, $10,000, and a skateboard so they can go and get their thrills and say, “Great! They won’t be unhappy and won’t be fighting anymore.

    LOL! Even other moonbats are starting to point out what double think idiots Effing Kerry and Preezydunce Obungle are in pretending like fundamentalist Islam isn’t about hate and intolerance and the cynical and ruthless use of the shock of violence and random death.

    • Octopus says:

      It would be hilarious, the way they stubbornly refuse to call a jihadist scumbag a Muslim, if it wasn’t so infuriating. People are going to reject this appeasement tactic, as the death-toll mounts…and it will. Say one thing for the terrorists: they are committed to their cause. Like Japanese kamikaze pilots in WWII, the madness of their cause only seems to magnify their willingness to die for it.

  35. JimboXL says:

    I’m still trying to figure out why progressives and Muslim headcutters are seemingly on the same side, is it the hatred of Jews that unites them? Pay attention to twitter or cable news during any Muslim-made disaster and surely you will find progressive loudmouths tweeting condemnations of everyone else but the killers, even before the first ambulances arrive on the scene.

    • Octopus says:

      is it the hatred of Jews that unites them?

      No, that’s not it. Many proggies are Jews, and I assume they aren’t all self-hating Jews. There is a decent-sized contingent of Israel-hating progturd Jews, though, who want to “free Palestine from Zionist occupiers.” Sensing a disconnect, yet?

      At the same time, the Left has gotten used to associating Christianity with American hegemony, patriarchy and imperialist science-hating, while Islam has become associated with “aggrieved minority being persecuted,” despite there being no such thing occurring anywhere in the world. Read LGF or Daily Kos for a couple of days, if you can take it. You will be amazed at how deeply this shit is ingrained in them.

      This mindset requires a lot of blindness to maintain, and the Left is nothing if not capable of ignoring massive amounts of evidence against their precious belief-system, e.g., a hundred million casualties of Communism, the horrible failure of the American welfare state, and the continuing rise of Islamist violence worldwide.

      • JimboXL says:

        I left out hatred of Christianity in my statement. That could account for your point. I have to believe it is something along those lines that unites them because the Muslims killing people across the ocean are the actual flesh and blood embodiment of everything the rabid progressive in their madness claim harmless right winguurs, conservatives, and Christians are. Yet when a Muslim dagger slips under an innocent’s throat you see progressive loudmouth pigs almost claim it was a right winguur tweeting who actually murdered.

  36. Octopus says:

    Is it because someone took a cluebat to your addled-pate and explained that Nazism was socialism writ plain, as far removed from conservative American political ideas as you can get?

  37. pineapple says:

    Charles Johnson Jan 27, 2015 7:37:58pm


    It’s amazing to me how many people seem to have a starry-eyed grade-school understanding of “free speech,” and think it means entitlement to use any website to spew whatever hatred they feel like.

    Hey Fuckface… Twitter doesn’t belong to you. Nobody hates more than you do on Twitter you pockmarked face fat fuck.

  38. kbdabear says:

    “Waahhhh!!! I wanna checkmarked account! Don’t you know who I am!!! I played guitar with George Duke and Al Jarreau!!! I’m IMPORTANT!!! David Crosby and Wil Wheaton retweeted meee!! My tweets had 2 million impressions last month!!!!!”

  39. Minnow says:

    Don’t everyone comment all at once now.

  40. Pakimon says:

    Ms. Alba rogered this thread with her taut and tawny woman’s logic.

    She’ll unroger it with the power of Zen!

  41. OLT's Hey, They're YOUR Rules, I Just Read Them says:

    “Also, the US has an ocean between it and any Muslim countries. People who come here had to be able to afford it and had to really want to come, so we don’t tend to get the problems with our Muslim immigrants that you’d see in the worst places, we just don’t.”


    It seems pulling your head out of your ass and sticking it in the sand hasn’t really helped.

    Now, I know that was rude of me. Don’t go getting all “hysterical” or offended.

    As for your demand, you can call Pam whatever you want, but you’ll never get as close to her sweet sweet puppied as good old Stalker Charles. Nor will I. Crap, now I need a beer summit.



    • dwells38 says:

      Because terrorism is caused by poverty so there’s no way any terrorists could afford to come to America in order to kill people. Like those dudes on 9/11, they flew out of Yemen, right? Cuz they didn’t have any money to afford an airline ticket which is why they were so mad at innocent people to start with. Amirite??????

      – Preezydunce Obungle’s Teleprompter

  42. dwells38 says:

    Chunky’s Cuckoo for Climate Change.

    Here’s Chunky’s reaction to being first told about the Climate Change theory except keep in mind this is a small slim cuckoo bird here. In reality a lot of furnature was broken when Chunk first got the news.

  43. dwells38 says:

    Chunky’s in the regex milyo.

  44. dwells38 says:

    Does Chunky even have any black commenters at LGF? I don’t think so. I think he scares blacks. It just seems like even though he jumps on racially charged news items and smears the cops, he still only puts forth a white old male libreral microaggressive patriarchal attitude and perspective. Like he just takes for granted people want to hear his domineering and overly aggressive white male thoughts that put everyone ill at ease and feeling very unsafe. Notice how he assumes it’s OK to judge everyone and commentate on them as if he’s entitled by his white male privilege? Is that even legal?

    I think he should be arrested, personally.

  45. dwells38 says:

    Chunky never really got that this is all George Duke’s drummer was trying to get through to his thick skull:

  46. dwells38 says:

    Are we just going to let Preezydunce Obungle have an advisor that hates Israel and thinks Israeli soldiers should be arrested?

    • Octopus says:

      Borderline-treason, imho. I think this will blow up in Obungle’s smug face.

    • poteen2 says:

      Substitute ‘RS McCain’ and ‘Neo Confederate’ in a few places in Chuck C.’s piece and you have a Charlie Fckface neonazi screed.
      Funny how that works.

  47. dwells38 says:

    Most of the progressive “leaders” are white. The top leading progressive “heroes” [vomit] are white males.
    9 hours ago

    So is the leader of LG[vomit]F.

  48. dwells38 says:

    Are we just going to let the Preezydunce’s wife be an anti-Muslim racist? Everyone’s OK with that? Rilly?

  49. Because penis penis penis lol says:

  50. dwells38 says:

    Sarah Palin has a new show! Plus she’s running for President. And I’m voting for her because even if she sound like a stroke victim when her teleprompter’s off she understands that Progturds are not to be trusted and her heart’s in the right place.

    And she’s hawt!!!

    • Octopus says:

      I think this is where she belongs, in the entertainment realm. She’s through as a serious political force, and she’s very funny and charming on screen. We need more conservative-minded shows. The Left will go apeshit, too, which is a huge plus! 😆

  51. Octopus says:

    He really has NO self-awareness, does he? 😆

  52. dwells38 says:

    (1) Thursday, Jan 15 – Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah gives an interview threatening to invade Israel’s Galilee region, which is adjacent to the Golan Heights

    (2) Sunday, Jan 18 – Hezbollah and Iran deploy a convoy from Hezbollah-controlled territory in Syria toward the Golan Heights border. Israel lets the convoy get within 4 miles of the border and then intercepts it. Reports differ on what the Israeli assessment was (Reuters heard that the Israelis thought they were blocking an active infiltration attempt; Kuwaiti daily al-Rai heard the Israelis thought the convoy was there to prepare for a future infiltration).

    (3) Tuesday, Jan 27 – Hezbollah repeatedly attacks Israel across the Syrian border. After the second round of rocket fire, which triggrered alerts in Israeli civilian communities, the Israeli Air Force responds against Syrian assets

    (4) Wednesday, Jan 28 – This morning’s unfolding incidents, beginning with the attack on Israeli soldiers.

    I sure hope the Israeli’s don’t respond with any more acts of aggression.

  53. dwells38 says:

    Al Gore has solved the the Climate Crisis. Redesign all the cities of the world so cars are not required to get around in them!!!

    Problem solved! Of course Gore went to Harvard and roomed with Tommy Lee Jones. We can’t all be that smart.

    • Octopus says:

      Gore has gone totally insane. I knew they should have kept an eye on that sex-crazed poodle. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      I have a better idea and I’ve never slept next to Tommy Lee Jones:

      Star Trek transporters on every corner. Ba da bing! Voila. Prollem solved.

  54. trebob says:

    Perhaps I should interpret this as “having evidence that Charles started out as a xenophobe isn’t the sort of dirt that a bunch of xenophobes who hate him want to hear.” :/

    I’m not happy being that insulting but I can’t think of any other explanation for the lack of reaction this gets in this crowd.

    Geez, I hate responding to this idiot, but…


    1. You didn’t present ANY evidence (as usual). Something you think you remember hearing or seeing a thousand years ago on a website isn’t “evidence”, it’s anecdotal (exactly opposite). You have a podcast where Charles is saying ANYTHING, then post/link it. Otherwise it’s just you spouting more nonsense.

    2. Where on Earth do you find anything xenophobic about this website or it posters? You don’t. Most, if not all, here don’t mind immigration or immigrants, as long as they fill out the forms. I was an immigrant worker myself for over a decade in a country where the immigration laws and their enforcement would cause MAJOR headlines in this country as being draconian. I filled out the forms and jumped the hoops every year to stay in-country and it was a lot more than is required for working and living in the U.S.A. Haul your ass to another country to work and THEN come back and comment on how the U.S. immigration laws are too harsh and shouldn’t be followed. Otherwise STFU.

    3. Once again, all you do is troll here to post back-handed insults to the commentators here as if you know something, when in reality you are by far one of the most uninformed people it has been my displeasure to read.

    There, I responded to you, now I’m going to throw this keyboard in the trash and get out a another as this one’s now been soiled.

    • Octopus says:

      Stabby will be back shortly in his Frank Sinclair-manque-macaque, throwing feces around and whatnot. This feeble attempt at infiltration will not stand. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Stabby’s very racist and microaggressive and patriarchal. In a few years his and Chunky’s type will be dead and the world will be a better place. For instance rape by white college males will finally be illegal.

    • doppel milyo says:

      stabby is a worthy winner of the irish rose award

      his head is still up Chuck’s ass

  55. Because penis penis penis lol says:


    Ludwig is … Mike Huckabee.

  56. Because Boobies!!! says:

  57. dwells38 says:

    Delusional racist says what? RT @ChuckCJohnson one day we will look at people who denied the truth of the Bell Curve as flat earthers.
    1 hour ago

    Racist Bell Curve: There are both environmental and genetic factors dictating IQ and hence various capabilities and emplacement in achievement, income, social status, likelihood for crime.

    Totally unprejudiced Derrick Bell critical race theory: Whitey did that shit.

    Chunky prefers the latter theory because science.

    • Daedalus says:

      The Bell Curve was eugenics, it is garbage.
      We will just disagree on this.

    • dwells38 says:

      Actually I didn’t say I even agreed with it. I don’t believe blacks genes are driving black’s lower IQs. I believe it’s caused by their socio-economic circumstances which stem from their original status as second class and then led to a self-imposed lower status sub-society. Studies have shown blacks IQs going up steadily as each generation moves out of that sub-society echo chamber and into the regular middle class. Junior is somehow brighter than senior, even! How can that be? It’s called assimilation.

  58. Because olo says:

    A conundrum for Chunky:

    • doppel milyo says:

      I;ve said all along that Charles and alex jones were basically the same nut.

      charles has a pony tail and alex has about 10 million more followers, other than that. same crazy asshole

  59. Because Pam!!!1 says:

  60. trebob says:

    Here Rightymouse, you can have a little cry (happy one though):

  61. Because NTTAWWT says:

  62. Because he's drunk again says:

  63. Octopus says:

    An atheist does a compare-n-contrast, between Islam and Christianity:

    This is a good guide to keep as a reference, kind of like Nekama’s Troll Hammer.

  64. Octopus says:

    We hired this talented actress to attempt to portray in street performance art, the combined Twitter-output of Chunky and Garage Boy on a given day. Stand back, this could get very, very real.

  65. dwells38 says:

    Yeah remember back when everything worked right and you could quote people, not just reply and we liked the way it looked and your smiley didn’t stupidly add a bizarre inch of space separating sections of text that should be together? I’m glad they fixed all that so it so it sucks now. Good thing I don’t bitch about shit that’s free 🙂

  66. Octopus says:

    Most of America? The ones who aren’t shitheads?

  67. Octopus says:

    Dear Fatass is this close to taking full credit for Andrew’s impending retirement from teh blogging. 😆

  68. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 1h1 hour ago

    In case you missed this: Glenn Greenwald Smears Me by Citing a Faked Graphic at a Far Right Hate Site


    faked, but accurate…

    Sorry for the misrepresentation, charles;

    Now is your chance! Set the record straight!


    please explain the fake nature of this quote:

    As Charles Johnson of American anti-Jihad blog Little Green Footballs[4] commented: “Journalists are no longer in the business of simply reporting facts and events; increasingly, they see their job as ‘activism,’ and the points of view they promote are invariably leftist and transnationalist. Honest journalists will admit this outright, and we see the pernicious effects of this information manipulation and filtering everywhere.”

    Thanks in advance

    • swamprat says:

      I’m getting tired of this. He denies what is easily proven and smears others when he, himself is demonstrably just as smeared.

      Stop smearing others.
      Stop denying what is on record.
      Just move on. Yelling only shines a light on your past. If you want put away your past, then you should not attack those who existed as your peers in the same period of time.
      Every time you kick your former homies/cronies you get it right back in your own cojones.
      This is like attacking cactus; you invariably continue until you get stuck.
      Just because you “parted ways” doesn’t mean your former friends are fair game. A better way would be to take a slightly less adversarial tack. You hardly look like the advanced, logical, evolved liberal with the (virtual)spittle flying and hollering about how evil your former friends are, now that you have changed sides.
      This does not make you a posterchild for liberalism.

  69. Octopus says:

    #nowplaying for Chunky’s inspiration and benefit —

  70. poteen2 says:

    Charlie’s deleting his own comments again.

  71. Octopus says:

    We always knew you were doing this, Fatass. Thanks for confirming, with your usual projection technique. Too bad you can’t afford to buy more followers. 😦

  72. dwells38 says:

    Per Chunk’s favorite news channel AMESSNBC: Chris Kyle was an anti-Iraqi/Muslim racist mass murderer who went on killing sprees in Iraq. I’m not exagerating. This reporter is very clear that he believes that and doesn’t back down in any way and states it clearly to Scarborough’s face who is supposedly dumbfounded by it but this clip doesn’t show that. For him to state this is clearly the stance NBC and AMESSNBC are taking on American Sniper. You can bet Chunky McFartPants is 110% on board with it too. But he’s too much of a scumbag coward to even stand by his traitor beliefs. That would require gonads which Chunky would have to borrow from someone like Pam Geller.

  73. Daedalus says:

    Being against Islamic immigration is not xenophobic. It’s called self survival. I have no beef with immigration from non Islamic nations. I don’t want followers of Islam in America.

    It’s called survival.

    • stabby says:

      Rather than argue about what’s necessary in the US or not, I’m going to ask if you’ve seen something that supports your argument… but in the case of Britain not the US…

      I thought I saw a headline the other day that British police weren’t getting calls from Muslim neighborhoods. That even in the case of murder or rape, some neighborhoods have invented some substitute for police and courts and … well probably execution.

      Is that true? That would make England a failed state or the beginning of one.

      Now I know about lesser problems in England, I know that they’re not doing so hot… I’m not interested in that, I’m interested in this specific, alarming report. Anyone have a link?