Lawhawk: “Is this the best that al Qaeda in Yemen can do?”

The alleged legal scholar who in reality is at best a part time legal consultant for some 711 franchise on the Jersey Shore writes a propaganda piece that would put Goebbels to shame. The so called “lawhawk” claims that the attacks in Paris are no big deal.

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Lawhawk should travel to France and tell them this attack is no big deal. If he has a real set of balls, which I doubt the alleged legal genius should travel to Yemen and tell al-Qaeda to their face they are washed up. We at DOD would happily pay for the “lawhawk’s” travel expenses to France or Yemen. I can guarantee it would be a one way ticket.

 

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87 Comments on “Lawhawk: “Is this the best that al Qaeda in Yemen can do?””

  1. just poop says:

    12 they’re no big deal

    but Scalise being invited to some event decades ago HUGE

  2. just poop says:

    and trig palin stood on his family pet

    gargantuan!

    and did I mention Mitt Romney cut a kids hair 50 years ago?

  3. just poop says:

    I hope al qaeda comes to a buinding near you soon Lawhawk you naive turd

  4. Because says:

    Maybe the reason the Euro population thinks there are more of them than there are is because they’re blowing up so much shit?

  5. Captain Death says:

    He writes a lot of “stuff” and says absolutely nothing. A long winded bloviation worthy of Bill O’Reilly. As for the intrepid “Lawhawk” – how about you and your family take a nice evening stroll through any of the Muslim infested “banlieues” in the Parisian suburbs.

  6. Because says:

    Are tweets now evidence?

  7. rightymouse says:

  8. ISpeakJive says:

    Small body count = no biggie?

    What body count would get your attention, doofus? Gimme a number.

  9. Because says:

  10. rightymouse says:

    I think I posted a comment at LGF years ago (before Charles lost his mind and stupidly believed he could become wealthy when Obama was elected) that Europe would be in flames because of Islam before the U.S.

  11. JimboXL says:

    It’s been a bad week for the de facto Islamic Klux Klan defenders. Just when they think they’ve done the appropriate damage control by way of slandering conservatives and harmless tweeters, their fellow Jew and Christian haters do it again.

  12. rightymouse says:

    **yawn**

  13. kbdabear says:

    Is this the best AQY can do?

    Or are they in the words of Lt Col Frank Slade “just gettin’ warmed up”

    Real: UK Warns of Coming Mass Casualty Attacks on the West; Padua, Italy Bans All Further Permitting for Mosque Construction

    http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=354265

    AQ has been losing the hardcore jihadist recruits to ISIS. There’s going to be some dick waving going on to show the jihadi wannabes who’s the biggest badass

  14. kbdabear says:

    No, it’s not the same. Most other people actually have one.

  15. Because says:

    Yes, Goose. It sucks and needs to change. Comprende?

  16. Because inhale says:

    Ohwow, dood…

  17. Abu bin Squid says:

    BREAKING NEWS: ICYMI: Heh.
    http://weaselzippers.us/210543-breaking-does-google-earth-image-debunk-naacp-bombing/
    Thank goodness Charles Fuckface Johnson never reads here.
    He’ll ignore this rather than display the massive butthurt he’ll be experiencing.

  18. doppel milyo says:

    • Because says:

      Gus the bum is funny in a different, less cerebral way. Cringeworthy, painful funny. Like Crusty the Clown.

  19. Octopus says:

    Faith in humanity somewhat restored:

    [video src="https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/BzMlmLPCUAAUho0.mp4" /]

    Okay, back to hating people. 👿

  20. Octopus says:

    Imagine the kind of simpleton mentality that thinks this is a “joke.” So cringe-worthy. It’s like, well, everyday with McDumbth.

    • doppel milyo says:

      • Octopus says:

        That was real? 😆

      • JimboXL says:

        I think progressives are now operating under the assumption that any amount of money can be pulled out if thin air for any smacktard idea that Obola or some other idiot Dim comes up with, and if you oppose it you’re a new nazi skin head. Why just a billion, let’s just make it a jillion or 3 jillion, or 4 Obillion.

  21. dwells38 says:

    Lawhawk complains that the media is obsessing over the Paris terror attack that killed 12 while ignoring a Boko Haram attack reported today that killed 2000 mostly women and children. That was 9 hours ago.

    Chunky quietly made his first post in LGF pages on the Boko Haram atrocity 8 hours ago.

    And Chunky tweeted more about Ginger throughout much of the terror crisis in France yesterday.

  22. Octopus says:

    Borrowed like one of Chunky’s Great Scoops from “Stuff BQ Knows:”

    French Military Milestones:

    – Gallic Wars
    – Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

    – Hundred Years War
    – Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman.” Sainted. (Joan of Arc)

    – Italian Wars
    – Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. (yup, that is real. Remember Italy had a hurting put on it by Greece in WWII, Greece people!)

    – Wars of Religion
    – France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots (and they still left France, mostly)

    – Thirty Years War
    – France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

    – War of Revolution
    – Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

    – The Dutch War
    – Tied

    – War of the Augsburg League/King William’s War/French and Indian War
    – Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles (i.e your average liberal college history Prof) the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

    – War of the Spanish Succession
    – Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

    – American Revolution
    – In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as “de Gaulle Syndrome”, and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; “France only wins when America does most of the fighting.”

    – French Revolution
    – Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

    – The Napoleonic Wars
    – Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

    – The Franco-Prussian War
    – Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

    – World War I
    – Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it’s like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn’t call her “Fraulein.” Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

    – World War II
    – Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

    – War in Indochina
    – Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu (of course they teach effective methods of torture to the Indochinese, which will be used to great effect on Americans)

    – Algerian Rebellion
    – Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; “We can always beat the French.” This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux. (but not Mexicans!)

    • Bunk X says:

      Ben Franklin convinced DuPont to move to Delaware and make gunpowder to fight the Brits.

      • Bunk X says:

        Were it not for the French, we wouldn’t have Cajuns, like Justin Wilson.

      • Because says:

        He also got electricity backassward.

      • Octopus says:

        Dem Cajuns, they come from Canada. De Acadians, them.

        That story? Well, I’m Irish. I understand a good bullshit story. I’ve got a million of ’em myself. Some involving squirrels. 🙂

        By the way, there’s a chipmunk living in my garage. He made me jump tonight, when I went out there for a couple chunks of firewood. I don’t think I can kill a chipmunk, but I can’t let a rodent live rent-free in my garage all winter, can I? I’m asking people who’ve had garage bums soaking up the free lost-heat and whatnot, maybe plugging into the electrical and wireless. What do you do?

    • Daedalus says:

      Those list of French defeats are not true.

      The 100 years war was won by France.

      The Italian wars, the French lost to the Spanish Empire, not Italians.

      The 30 Years war France was on the winning side.

      The War of Spanish Succession was a French victory, the French Bourbons won the Spanish throne.

      The Algerian rebellion ended in a French military victory. It was a political decision by France to leave.

      Also left out was the war for Italian unification, the French kicked the Austrians out Italy.

      The rest are accurate.

      • Octopus says:

        These are jokes here, Daedalus. I thought I mentioned that, but I think I forgot. On the other hand, the cheese-eating surrender-monkeys have been well-known to collaborate with the enemy, complicating American rescue ops. I can see another such shitshow occurring, in the next Hundred Years War. De gall of dese Froggies!

    • Mojambo says:

      The French lost 1.4 million dead in World War I. Respect their sacrifices. By the way the French were not defeated in Algeria. It was a political decision by De Gaulle to prevent the Islamization of France. Algeria as part of France would ultimately have voting rights and citizenship in Metropolitan France. Would that have been a good idea? On one day in World War I (August 22, 1914), the French suffered 27,000 dead (half the American dead of Vietnam), think on that. By the way the French Navy was the decisive element in the Yorktown campaign since it drove off the British fleet coming to relieve Lord Cornwallis. The Germans lost World War I and World War II – were they lousy soldiers? I think not.

    • Mojambo says:

      I forgot to mention Charles Martel whose army defeated the Muslims at the Battle of Tours.

  23. JimboXL says:

    I propose we just give 1 million dollars and a 2 story mansion to every American, why not, Americans spend billions on Ho-Ho’s and Ding Dongs which is completely unrelated to my point about giving money and mansions away, but what the heck.The average Dimwit and illegal alien shouldn’t have to go into debt to earn their first million dollars and own a mansion you mean conservatives.

  24. Bunk X says:

    Here’s a new relevant version of “When I’m Gone (The Cup Song)”:

  25. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Captain Death
    January 9, 2015 at 7:25 pm
    He writes a lot of “stuff” and says absolutely nothing. A long winded bloviation worthy of Bill O’Reilly. As for the intrepid “Lawhawk” – how about you and your family take a nice evening stroll through any of the Muslim infested “banlieues” in the Parisian suburbs.

    If you are talking about the Muslim immigration into France’s large cities, you are partially correct. The French are frequently complaining that their Muslim immigrants don’t assimilate, but some of that can be blamed directly on the French.

    They allowed large scale immigration, they wanted people to do their menial jobs, wait staff, hotel service staff, labor and other service jobs.

    But at the same time, these low wage jobs did not allow the immigrant the oppertunity to be able to afford pricey rents or aspire to home ownership in cities like Paris.

    So the government built or converted places to subsidized housing, in the banlieues you hear about, mainly on the northeast side of Paris, outside of the Boulevard Périphérique. As Wiki says “They are divided into autonomous administrative entities and do not constitute part of the city proper. In the Paris area, 80% of the inhabitants live outside the city of Paris.[1] Some contain poverty traps of social housing”

    I’ve spent extended stays in Paris, I know locals there and I’ve seen how the social strata works. Inside of the Boulevard Périphérique, there are Muslims, those who have managed one way or another to rise out of poverty and settle in small apartments in the city.

    Those inside the Boulevard Périphérique rarely become radicalized. The live, work, dine and socialize with the many different religious and racial types living in Paris.

    Just look at some of the pictures of people running out of the Hypercacher in Paris after the raid on the market. Notice anything about some of the folks. There were Muslims among those hostages.

    This comment is in no way excusing the killers or anyone in Paris who wants to take the route of becoming a jihadist. Whether in-country or shipping themselves off to the Middle East.

    But the French brought these people in and then relegated many of them to isolation. Many of the French didn’t want them to assimilate, out of sight, out of mind was the norm.

    This issue is complex. The only simple part about it is when one of these idiots decide to make a check mark next to the killing passages in the Koran and act on them.

    Nothing absolves these killers from what they did. But this is a problem that has been brewing in Paris (and other French cities) for a long while (since the late 50′s).

    It has resulted in a divided group of people. Those who live in relative peace with the rest of Paris and those who are willing and waiting to do Moe’s dirty work.

    And by the way. Marine Le Pen is not the friend of any rational European. And the European Nationalists should not be our friend.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s very complex, like every social issue. Unfortunately, when war breaks out, you have to pick a side. There’s a civil war brewing in every urban area teeming with unassimilated fundamentalist Muslims. Not completely dissimilar from the race-wars brewing in many American cities, with populations detached from what we consider our civilized society.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      There’s a shit-load of Kardashian size “Buts!” scattered thru your argument there, Zeus.

  26. swamprat says:

    Alouette(aka Vicious Babouska) got irritated when JamJam posted some Islamic feel-good passage about killing a innocent person being like killing all of humanity.
    Also he seemed to not understand that the Paris terrorists were killing jews and not just random folks.

    Sorry Alouette, LittleGreenFootballs became an apologist for muslim atrocities when they became Obama cheerleaders. This is a leftover meme used to paint Bush being reactionary and Obama as a Thoughtful Leader.

    The election is over. Obama won. We can now face the fact that some muslims are dangerous. Obama will still be president, so it’s OK.

    • swamprat says:

      Am I bad if think France might now have a wee bit of sympathy for the problems that Israel has to face almost every day?

      • Mojambo says:

        Don’t hold your breath as there is massive cognitive dissonance in Europe. Britain suffered the 7/7/05 terror attacks that killed 52 people on the London transport system and is still a virulently anti-Israel nation. The same will happen in France.

    • Octopus says:

      Wait…are you saying this racist country elected a black Muslim man to be President and commander-in-chief, in the middle of a war against Muslim fundies? That doesn’t seem quite possible, if you’ll pardon my skepticism. I mean, never mind the impossibility of racist Americans allowing a black n-word to live in the WHITE House and tell white men what to do. I am not going to sit here and have you tell me that same person grew up eating dog and reciting the Koran, and now he’s the President. Not in this racist country.

      I have a lot of chores to do, including shoveling snow. I hope there’s some semblance of sanity restored to this site, when and if I return. And some boobs would be nice.

      • swamprat says:

        You are obviously lying. There can be no snow because we are in the midst of a self-imposed global warming attack.

      • Abu Penis Penis Penis lol says:

        Octo!,
        I thought it was your flounce until I saw “boobs”, lol. Please don’t require any semblance of sanity from this beautiful site. Hope you didn’t overdo the shoveling. Men at our age just shouldn’t even. 🙂

      • Because says:

        You assignment is to go scare up some juicy boobies. Go.

      • Octopus says:

        This chick thinks she’s so-o-o hot…

      • Octopus says:

        Abu, satire is difficult. It should never be attempted before you’ve had your coffee. 😉

        On the other hand, I love shoveling snow. Especially when it’s light and fluffy like this. We only had a few inches, but I had to clear the drive and sidewalk because tonight is the dreaded once-a-month Game Night, with a bunch of people coming over. They’re making me play charades, too. I hate charades. I want to watch football and hockey. 😡

      • dwells38 says:

        Yah she’s so stuck up. She needs a good hard spanking. She’s very naughty.

      • Octopus says:

        A spanking, or a licking. I volunteer to administer whatever the court decides is appropriate to the magnitude of her crime.

  27. swamprat says:

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  28. rightymouse says:

    Retweeted by Gussy the drunken unemployed loser.

    • Because says:

      The dirty little secret that nobody’s talking about is that Charlie was a Marxist mag. They’re getting hammered by their ‘friends’, and support from their enemies.

  29. Octopus says:

    This here’s a classic photoshopping expose:

    😆

  30. Octopus says:

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/go-fck-yourself-maher-returns-from-break-to-rip-aholes-in-paris/

    It’s going to be an interesting season, for the Moronic Convergence Left. Everyone is hating on the terror-scum. Chunky, Affleck and their little pals will have some spinning to do. 😆

  31. dwells38 says:

    http://www.themalaymailonline.com/world/article/we-vomit-on-charlie-hebdos-sudden-friends-staff-cartoonist-says

    Ha! This guy didn’t like the editorial meetings which saved his life. It’s comical he thinks people who reject mass murder are now his friends. Hey dude. It doesn’t mean we like you or your smelly greasy haired Communist pals who were murdered. But we do draw the line at wanton mass murder. Hopefully you’d feel the same for us but hey, we’re not gonna hold our breath or anything.

  32. dwells38 says:

    http://weaselzippers.us/210587-breaking-protesters-from-blacklivesmatter-stop-train-headed-to-n-e-patriots-game/

    Astoundingly stupid naive people commit a pointless act to protest imagined wrongs.

  33. Because take a deep breath says:

  34. Because "bum" is terser says:

  35. Because buttcrack says:

  36. Because bumf says:

    • just poop says:

      another great wit shoved out from LGF, only to be replaced by a gimpy drunk that lives in a garage

  37. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

    • Octopus says:

      Except all non-pier-reviewed (fishing expedition) studies have shown conservatives to be smarter, better educated, more charitable and more genuinely liberal in their thought-processes and biases than today’s semi-fascistic libturds. So, go fuck yourself, McDumbth. How about sideways?

    • Briareus says:

      So why are Charles Johnson’s tweets suddenly showing up in Greenwich Time?