Failed porn actress tries to get deep

No, not the deep you all are thinking about due to my mention of a failed porn actress. Deep as in trying to be intelligent and philosophize about subjects.

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She should have stuck to porn!

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117 Comments on “Failed porn actress tries to get deep”

  1. Because says:

    Oh. I thought you said she took deep.

  2. Octopus says:

    That totally blew my mind, right there. I’m sure I’m not the only person who’s never wondered how God could be such a big meanie, when He’s supposed to love us and stuff. Now I understand!

  3. Octopus says:

    I wonder how Iceweasel is doing, since that shoot where the donkey kicked her in the face, while she was tossing his salad. It looked like a hoof-print tattoo in the video, across most of her face, even though they tried to cover it with burn-victim makeup. Maybe it faded, over time.

  4. swamprat says:

    Everyone dies, if they die earlier or in larger groups than you deem appropriate, then how is that proof that God does not exist?
    I wish I had the luxury of faith, but at this point in my life, to not believe in God would be laughable.
    I don’t know about everyone reading this, but my experience is that if you don’t believe in god, you either are; willfully blind, in deep denial or are simply not paying attention.

    Still I truly enjoy talking to a honest, well informed atheist.

    Those who attribute their persuasion to evil tv evangelists and that sort of dreck aren’t worth the time. Those who want to delve into thermodynamics and physics are far more interesting.

  5. swamprat says:

    Also
    Greetings, IceWeasel and ditto, Jimmah.

    I am truly sorry that your country voted to keep herself under England’s boot.
    But life goes on.
    May your fires be warm and puddings not too runny.
    .

  6. dwells38 says:

    I don’t know what to take from that. Is it something like: Why do bad things happen to some people who get on airplanes and yet so far, nothing bad’s happened to weird people like me who used to shove large dildoes where the sun don’t shine on the internet?

    OK Wheezy, we get the point. You don’t get the point of God offing people just to make a point about some point that you don’t get. Er something.

    • Octopus says:

      Green grass grows around the backyard shit house
      And that is where the sweetest flowers bloom
      Now we are flowers growin’ in God’s garden
      And that is why he spreads the shit around

      — David Byrne – The Cowboy Mambo

  7. dwells38 says:

    The latest from LGF: OMG!!!. Freakish and weird and gets crazier and crazier…says a 12 yr old girl….er 61 yr old fat ponytailed bitch loser. I mean OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KITTENS!

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/44185_Bill_OReillys_Freakish_Interview_With_Former_KKK_Leader_David_Duke

    David Duke gets crazier and crazier during this clip. You won’t believe it. Bizarre Interview: O’Reilly Hosts Former KKK Leader David Duke to Defend GOP Rep. for Speaking to White Supremacist Group.

    Can’t use your words FatFuck? How was it “freakish” and “bizarre”? Why don’t you grow up and make some kind of real commentary when it’s not supplied to you by your media pimps?

    Here’s a cluebat: O’Reilly ripped Duke the whole time (which you hatefully did not credit him for). Duke did denounce supremacism and white nationalism and even promoted himself as purely a Euro white American advocate. Still a comical stance in our white dominant society we can all agree, which didn’t escape O’Reilly either who continued to crush Duke mercilessly.

    So yeah we don’t need pretty pussy ponytail prissy pants like you telling us what to think about moron white supremacists. No one falls for David Duke. It’s only morons like you who fall for all the Progturd race baiters and liars and David Duke’s opposites from the left who aren’t even helping minorities, but helping themselves to political power and money and only ostensibly helping non-whites, exploiting them as useful idiots. Way to go Chunky Boy.

    • Octopus says:

      Hey, those are the only words he knows. Learned them from the comics, and reading Hunter S. Thompson at an impressionable age (52).

      Such a doofus. No wonder nobody wants his opinion on anything, in any media format. There are 20-year-old college sophomores with much better reading comprehension and communication skills, who won’t break the camera with their hideous blobfish looks.

      • Bunk X says:

        How many times has he referred to something or someone as “batshit crazy” just to sound hip? He owes Thompson’s estate some royalties.

      • Because says:

        The correct word is “guano”. Fat stupid hippy can’t even talk rightly.

  8. Pakimon says:

    Noticed that Jimmah and Iceweasel weren’t even on the list of prolific LGF commenters posted earlier this week.

    Ever since Jimmah’s epic meltdown on the Obdicut show, it just hasn’t been the same. 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    …which makes it the most “diverse” group that’s ever been, in these United States. So, instead of noting that fact, let’s go right to calling the US a racist, sexist, crazy-Christian country. 😆

  10. Octopus says:

    Or, use the cut and paste feature. Your choice.

    • Because says:

      Or go get a WYSIWYG web editor like Blue Griffon. You’ll get a better web page than futbols, and a 3rd grader can do it.

  11. Because says:

    Weezy, just remember what happened to Don Giovanni. You tempt that donkey enough times, and Beelzebub finally can’t ignore it any more.

  12. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      You know, I was against the use of firehoses to spray down civil rights protesters in the ’60’s, but now I think the use of these non-lethal tools should be re-examined. Only in cases like this, where law-abiding citizens of “the wrong color” are being terrorized by misinformed people of another color. Hoses. Full-blast.

    • Octopus says:

      Oofah! 😆

      The National Enquirer has released new details about the two men’s friendship, which seems to have ended abruptly around the time of Epstein’s arrest.

      Naming names: A lawsuit between Jeffrey Epstein (right) and his legal team has included multiple mentions about the convicted pedophile’s connection to former President Bill Clinton (left)

      This is gonna stir up a few ripples. Probably won’t derail Shrillary, as she can just look like more of a long-suffering martyr. Putting a rapist of minor females in the White House with lots of free time on his hands? Priceless!

      Full disclosure: I voted for the man twice. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        I was still a Dem at the time too, but couldn’t bring myself to vote for him. Sat out both elections.

      • trebob says:

        LOL! When Slick Willy was elected for a second term, my wife and I moved out of the country. Shoulda done the same for the Unicorn Messiah.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      what does this have to do with the Republican war on women?

      /

  13. Because says:

  14. Doppel milyo says:

    no God?

    so why does she shout “oh God” in all her films?

    • Octopus says:

      Just sounds like that, Dop. The donkey’s name happens to be “Ogre.”

      She really loves that donkey, even though he kicked her in the face.

  15. Captain Death says:

    So I see that after leaving LGF (after getting rid of every one who was not her lackey), the deep throated iceweasel is back. Ought to be good threads for DoD in 2015.

  16. Octopus says:

    Yes, we know. The fix was in. There were several other egregious non-calls that benefited the Cowboys in the fourth quarter, including the one where Dez Bryant ran onto the field protesting the interference-call that was soon picked up. That’s an instant whistle, in every other game but this one.

    I know, it’s time to let it go. This will be my last whinge on the topic. 😉

    —————————————————-

    Refs missed blatant hold on Suh
    Updated: January 6, 2015, 4:53 PM ET
    By Adam Schefter | ESPN

    The NFL admitted to the Detroit Lions on Tuesday that officials missed a blatant hold on Ndamukong Suh on a crucial fourth-down conversion from Tony Romo to Jason Witten with six minutes left in Sunday’s wild-card game.

    The conversion happened after the disputed Brandon Pettigrew play and before the Cowboys’ go-ahead touchdown.

    Had holding been called, it would have put the Cowboys in a fourth-and-16 hole on Detroit’s side of the field. Dallas likely would have punted and Detroit still would have had the lead.

    NFL head of officials Dean Blandino said Monday that the non-call on pass interference against Pettigrew by Cowboys linebacker Anthony Hitchens was debatable, but holding definitely should have been called on the later play.

    Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford wore a microphone for Sunday’s game, and the audio will air Tuesday night on “Inside the NFL” on Showtime.

    “Can we explain that or no?” Stafford reportedly said after the officials picked up the penalty flag on the Pettigrew incompletion. “Just flat-out overturning a pass interference call?”

    Stafford later could be heard yelling, “Hooome cookin!”

    • livefreeor die says:

      I’m right there with you in still being pissed about this, Octo.
      As a Skins’ fan, I want the Cowboys to crash and burn (figuratively, Chuckles. Don’t call the FBI.)

      • Octopus says:

        That’s the only consoling thing about this, Livefree — Dallas is going to get broken in Lambeau this weekend. Count on it.

        At the same time, Detroit would have had very little chance against the Seahawks in their house of horrors for visiting teams. We aren’t that delusional, to think the Lions were a complete enough team to go all the way. It would have been nice to get the win we deserved, in the Jones Coliseum.

        One good thing that emerged from the drama, is that the Lions are now talking very seriously about making every effort to keep Suh. I thought he was gone for sure, taking the core of our defense with him. Now I think we have a good chance of keeping him. It’s going to cost a pile of money, but hey…it’s only money. Right, Gus?

      • Octopus says:

        Even This Fecking Guy Thinks It Was Bogus:

        Pres. Obama: ‘I’d be aggravated’

        Updated: January 6, 2015, 10:58 PM ET
        Associated Press

        WASHINGTON –President Barack Obama says he’d be “pretty aggravated” if he were a Detroit Lions fan after the team lost an NFL playoff game to the Dallas Cowboys following a disputed penalty call.

        But since he’s a long-suffering fan of his hometown Chicago Bears, Obama says he can’t have “too much sympathy for the Lions.” The Bears had a losing season and missed the playoffs.

        Obama told The Detroit News in an interview Tuesday that he couldn’t remember a case in which a referee’s “good call” was “reversed without explanation.”

        Detroit was ahead 20-17 midway through the fourth quarter of Sunday’s game when a referee flagged the Cowboys for pass interference. But officials rescinded the call moments later, leaving the Lions facing fourth-and-1. Detroit punted, and Dallas then drove to the winning touchdown for a 24-20 final score.

        Obama said he watched the game and told the newspaper that he couldn’t “remember a circumstance in which a good call by one of the refs is argued about by an opposing player of the other team with his helmet off on the field, which in and of itself is supposed to be a penalty. The call is announced and then reversed without explanation. I haven’t seen that before. So I will leave it up to the experts to make the judgment as to why that happened, but I can tell you if I was a Lions fan I’d be pretty aggravated.”

        Obama was interviewed before his scheduled Wednesday visit to the Ford Michigan Assembly Plant in Wayne, Michigan, to tout a resurgent U.S. auto industry following the federal bailout.

        In the interview, the president also lamented the Bears’ poor performance.

        “Given the performance of my Bears, I can’t have too much sympathy for the Lions,” Obama said. “You guys were in a lot better position than we were. I’d love to have your defense right now.”

        Copyright 2015 by The Associated Press

      • Serendipity says:

        Your team blew a 20-7 first half lead. Get fucking over it and stop bitching like a Greenwich Village hair dressing queen! Detroit is the type of town I can root against every time.

      • Serendipity says:

        You got Dan Snyder as an owner. Your fucking team has already crashed and burned. Snyder is even dumber than Jerry Jones.

      • Octopus says:

        Who the fuck are you. hero? Oh, I care a lot about your opinion. Thanks for sharing!

  17. Because give 'im a Nobel says:

    • rightymouse says:

      A Nobel in what? Economic ignorance?

      • Because olo says:

        Maybe Guus should ‘splain why a hobo cares about the DOW. Is welfare indexed to the market somehow? Or do the dumpsters have better pickings when the market’s up?

  18. Because olo says:

  19. Abu Milyo says:

    Off topic: I just saw Twitchy’s coverage of Harry Reid’s video from the Ritz Carlton and the mob was mentioned on the twitter. I always assumed Reid was a WILLING accomplice, if at all, but maybe this is a message to McConnell. Maybe dark forces are responsible for Reid’s “bike accident”. The timing rings of broken promises before handing over power. If true, they aren’t finished with Harry.

    Of course he could have been drunk off his ass. I like the mob story better.

  20. kbdabear says:

    Says the idiot who “analyzed” the sandwich board, the Tennessee flag, Wiener’s wiener, etc

  21. Just poop says:

    does anybody have a link so I can watch iceweasel’s pornos

    I imagine she looks like Lena Dunham, only with more bush and armpit hair

  22. Juan Epstein says:

    I want proof she was a porn actress.

  23. JimboXL says:

    I can guess the make up of many small progressive political blogs – 100% white, 99% male, 100% Christian haters. So diverse!

  24. Just poop says:

    “PLANE CRASHES PROVE THERE IS NO GOD”

    so in other words, Iceweasel is saying that the Muslims are a bunch of dummies for believing in Allah.

    uh oh chares. looks like your blog’s islamophobia is back in bidness

  25. Because what's this? Foursies? Fivesies? says:

  26. livefreeor die says:

    Wow, I really care what you have to say about God, Iceweaseled. You have an opinion, not the definitive word. If only you spent the same amount of mental effort reviewing ALL the science about “global warming” but then you’d have to deny your own god. You’ve reached new levels of pretentiousness.

    • Because says:

      I think Weez missed out on about 1000 years of theology and stuff like that. But you know those old dead white dudes like Aquinas aren’t worth talking about anyway, when you have Important People like Lena Dunham.

      • Octopus says:

        She doesn’t have the stones to ridicule Islamic belief in Allah, and his pederast-prophet. By that, I mean she hasn’t policed-up all the loose stones in her neighborhood, and would be in severe danger of being rocked to death if she got lippy there.

  27. Octopus says:

    Tonight’s Sexy GIF has a little something for everyone:

  28. Octopus says:

    Found a new source of nutrition, out in the garage. Get ’em while they’re slowed by the cold, Gus!

  29. Bunk X says:

  30. Bunk X says:

    • Because says:

      That won’t work. They all have to have their hands up. They’re have to use the futon torpedoes.

  31. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      The adversary is a child, judging from its timeline. Watch out, kid…Biden might try to kiss you! 😯

      Harry will do a lot more than kiss you. Fair warning.

  32. Pakimon says:

    Exclusive audio of Rodan talking mean to islamic jihadists in 5..4..3..2..1 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Obsessed weirdo? This after having posted 10 times that Chuck C. doesn’t know anything about digital imagery?

  33. Juan Epstein says:

    #FrenchInfidelLivesMatter

  34. Because says:

  35. Octopus says:

    Then: “They hate us for our freedom.” Bush said it, and the Left mocked him endlessly.

    Today: US Secretary of State John Kerry is speaking about the attacks.:
    “We stand with you in solidarity and in commitment both to the cause of confronting extremism and in the cause which the extremists fear so much and which has always united our two countries: freedom.”

    Jon Stewart will not be turning this into a recurring bit, as he did Bush’s honest, succinct statement.

    • Because says:

      Meanwhile, the WH isn’t sure if this is terrorism.

      Looks like garden-variety workplace violence to me.

      • Octopus says:

        The Left will be blaming the cartoonists in no time. After all, they were already attacked before, and warned repeatedly. Sacre bleu!

      • Because says:

        They already are. It’s “irresponsible”, hammada hammada hammada.

      • Because says:

      • dwells38 says:

        You should never insult a religion. Unless it’s some form of Christianity practiced mainly by whites. In which case have at it with both barrels bashing their old man with a beard in the sky and magic wish rituals.

  36. Because says:

    Just STFU, Goose. Nobody gives a flamin’ hot cheeto fart about your bum knee.

  37. Octopus says:

    Will Fatass join the trending message of solidarity, agaiinst the Koranimals?
    I doubt it.

  38. Octopus says:

    Chunky hasn’t rolled off the futon yet? Must have been up late advancing the art of coding, e.g., the process of embedding pics in your website. 😆

  39. Robert says:

    Doesn’t seem Chuck have uch to say about the Paris attack this morning. He’s watching events closely, no doubt, but he will wait till he can invent some way to attack his political enemies in relation to this. Look for some sort of post, say, condemning the comments being posted at a conservative blog, or condemning the way a conservative reacts to Obama’s response, or something along those lines.

    Charles Johnson was once on Islamic terrorists’ hit lists, too, just like this French magazine. But Charles Johnson surrendered to the demands of the Islamists years ago.

    • dwells38 says:

      He used to post on the Paris car-b-cues all the time too. Now when it goes beyond vandalism to mass murder, specifically attacking free speech he finds Ginger boy a much greater threat to Western civilization.

      • Robert says:

        He actually just retweeted a post claiming the right in America is more a threat than Islamic terrorism. BTW, sorry about the typos in my post, which typed while on the phone with someone:: “Doesn’t seem Chuck have uch to say about the Paris attack this morning. ” = “Doesn’t seem Chuck has much to say…..”

  40. Because says:

    *** BREAKING *** BREAKING *** BREAKING ***

    Ol’ Chunky’s on top of this one…

  41. ISpeakJive says:

    Lets see how Fatass manages to insert himself into the center of this story in the next few days.

    He’s looking for an angle, no doubt.

    • rightymouse says:

      My bet is that he’ll be as stupid as Sally Kohn and post strawmen comments.

      • Octopus says:

        Did a pack of Catholics attack Mad Magazine and kill everyone? I missed that one.

        Oh, and Sally? We already have a Madcow. Do a different act. Thx!

  42. Because like bums says:

    • Octopus says:

      Use your words, Garage Boy. Clarify what the fuck you’re trying to say. Hey, it’s worth a shot, before they shut your phone off. 😆

  43. Because Ludwig come back! All is forgiven! says:

    Now for something completely different, some Ludwiggian science. Yeah, this actually does have something to do with climate dynamics.

    • Octopus says:

      Not so much difficult, as impossible. Nice demo, though!

      Now I’m gonna check behind the fridge, and see what’s going on. Maybe there’s a new glory-hole or something.

  44. Octopus says:

    Look! A squirrel! 😆