Race Detective admits defeat in Steve Scalise story

For several days, the Race detective was triumphant thinking that allegations about Steve Scalise speaking at a conference held by a David Duke founded group was going to gain traction. As usual, Charles bet on the wrong horse and has failed again. It turns out Steve Scalise spoke to another group at the same hotel that day, not at the meeting of the Duke affiliated group and to add insult to injury David Duke declared himself a Leftist. Now the Race Detective admits defeat and lashed out at the media for his latest failure.

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Charles realizes that he has no influence!


146 Comments on “Race Detective admits defeat in Steve Scalise story”

  1. Because says:


  2. sven10077 says:

    We should all be worried about the GOP 2d(or arguably) 3d in command in the House being affiliated (allegedly) with a white racist and give Bronko “MomJeans” Ogabe a pass on hanging with Al Sharpton and Jerry Wright b/c….



    Thanks Chaz

  3. Because says:

  4. Because says:

  5. Because says:

  6. sven10077 says:

    #NeilDegrasseTysonRealGenius I have the answer to the fuel crisis we’ll make fuel free cars!

    • Because says:

      With sealed engines that never need an oil change.

      There was a car salesman around here who actually sold a bunch of cars to a bunch of stupid people with that one. After about a year and a half, there were a lot of toasted engines.

      That’s painful to even think about.

      • sven10077 says:

        100 is average IQ… half of all Americans are below that… and likely 80% of big city dwellers.

      • Kurt's statistical genius says:

        actually half are below the median, not the mean

      • Because says:

        Kurt, do you have kurtosis?

        IQ scores are normalized to a Gaussian distribution. The mean, median, and mode have to all be the same, because they force them to.

        Stop being dickish until you get one.

    • Bunk X says:

      An engine with no moving parts. Cool bro.

  7. Octopus says:

    I will be providing free fuel for cars from now on.

  8. Octopus says:

    Because da race card be de onliest card we have left. 😦

    So much fail. Chunky’s tweeting the mindless stew-bum droolings of a garage-bound naked mole rat, while Ginger is taking his old name to dizzying heights of national attention. Watch out for that sun, Ginger!

    • Because says:

      He’s also an innernet genius, like Johnson. What a brilliant insight! There won’t be any hacking if the innernet is unhackable. I’m impress.

      He and CJ should have a few Mountain Dews together. Just imagine the brilliance that would flow from that. The two greatest innernet minds to ever mind the innernet. We might even get Net-ka-mania!

    • dwells38 says:

      Chunky is SOOOOOO smart. He thunk’d that all by hizzself.

      Psssst Chunky. Ben Carson. Thanks for playing, dipshit.

  9. Octopus says:

    OMG! Chunky’s finally coming out of the closet, with a serious man-crush on Hunter The Karate Expert. Remember how Lewd-Wank once boasted about his skill in the same dark art? 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Somebody should challenge Fatass to a karate contest. Then give him shit for not showing up.

      He wouldn’t get it.

    • dwells38 says:

      Lewd Wank was a man’s man. He was an expert in medieval swordsmanship AND sword making. He a was a martial arts expert while also being a polymath. A fitness expert, a ladies man and a hebrew scholar (as long as no REAL hebrew scholars were around). And he was an expert in psychology, ferreting out the wily wiles of the Fox News gorgeous sluts who manipulate men into conservative thought with their panty flashes and tanned, tightly crossed yet femininely muscled thighs. He was like the guy on the beer commercials except on horse steroids. In short, he was a God except he didn’t believe in Gods because that’s just childish wingnut talk.

  10. Octopus says:


    I just can’t. Can someone else check it out, and report back? I have a bad headache.

  11. JimboXL says:

    Did LGF have any problem with Obola sitting in what was essentially the black klux klan church for 20 years absorbing the hate of Reverend Wright, highly doubtful they had any issue with that.

    • Octopus says:

      Before Election: Big problem!
      After Moronic Conversion: No problem whatsoever. You racist wingnut!

  12. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s in love! Awww. So cute. 🙂

  13. Because uh-oh. says:

  14. Kurt's final score : truth " 45 Icarus: 0 says:

    Charles stop embarassing yourself !!!

    Truth matters.
    you have an agenda.
    Stop the lies and the smears. the only one that looks like an asshole is YOU

    Every single Democrat that’s ever worked with Scalise,. black, white etc has said the dude doesn;t have a racist bone in his body

    stop the smears you fucking skid mark

  15. Doppel milyo says:

  16. Doppel milyo says:

    Hey Charles,
    Here’s another scoop for you of a politician pallying around with racists. Of course you will probably ignore this one since it’s actually true


  17. Abu's: Divorce, or Bike Accident? says:

    Sorry, I fail to see where Charles admits defeat. He was wrong, as always (that’s why we’re here), but for our esteemed host @ DoD to suggest Charles showed any humility,… Help me see his penance cause I just don’t ever see him admitting he was wrong about anything. Ever. Again. Ever.
    / thankfully he never reads here

    • Octopus says:

      I noticed that too, Abu. I was going to read Chunky’s post over again to see if I missed something, but then I thought, ugh, reading his bilge always makes me wince mentally.

      Suffice it to say, he’s always wrong. In every case. 😆

      • Abu Gary Danielson says:

        Glad I’m not alone. Chubby never admits to errors. He just changes targets; Greenwald, Ginger, PAAAAAAAAAM, the late Andrew Breitbart,…
        Since my Bears and both of Pakimog’s teams are golfing, I shall cheer on your Lions because, Lem Barney.

      • Octopus says:

        Welcome aboard, Abu! Probably looking at a 3-hour cruise. We’ve had pretty good success against Dallas in the past, but they’ve really been clicking of late, while our offense has sputtered.

        Glad you mentioned Lem Barney, as he’s one of my all-time favorite players. I also bought a car from him, when he was selling for Mel Farr Ford in the ’80’s. He was so unbelievably nice and professional. As he was completing the paperwork, he wrote a Prayer Of Safety for us to keep in the car, to keep us from being harmed in an accident. I still have that, somewhere.

      • Abu Hated Wayne Flores says:

        On the field, Lem was always a player I wished we had. Great to hear he was a man of faith!
        Kids today would never understand a pro-bowl caliber player needing to have an off-season job. Built character, IMHO.
        / old school: off

    • dwells38 says:

      I don’t think the point is that he admits he’s wrong which he would never ever do. The point is he’s having to suck on the reality that, par usuale hardly anyone agrees with him. The rest of the left have moved on while he’s still in outrageous outrage mode. Forced to admit he’s lost again and no one listens to him.

  18. swamprat says:

    Here’s a hilarious tweet where charles mocks a mother with a disabled child.
    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 21m21 minutes ago

    Sarah Palin: “At Least Trig Didn’t Eat the Dog” http://lgf.bz/1BueaL5

    A true knee-slapper I tell you!

    Here’s a touching tribute to a famous anti-semite:

    Lindbergh Beacon Atop L.A. City Hall Shows The Way
    1 week, 1 day ago
    Views: 722 • Comments: 4
    Tweets: 1 • Rating: 3

    Great blog! Anyone who thinks otherwise can just go start their own.

    • Octopus says:

      The Left is still convinced little Trig is the Antichrist, or something. They are so deranged about Sarah in general, they just can’t believe there isn’t something evil about her spawn.

      In “The Omen,” little Damien had a weird relationship with demonic dogs — they probably think the same is true in Trig’s case. Why else would the dog let him stand on his back? HUH? You tell me.

  19. kbdabear says:

    Earlier today Ginger’s follower count read that it jumped to 31K but I had a hunch it was a glitch with Twitter. It shows him at a more realistic but still impressive increase to 22K

    Ginger has also protected his tweets from all but followers. I guess Fatass is going to have to have one of his cult follow Ginger so he can maintain his vigilance of the Ginger Nazi

  20. swamprat says:

    Curious Lurker is posting pro Israel material. I find this to be strange, but very commendable.
    Comments against Israel are often made on LGF and I have yet to see them criticized or downdinged.

  21. Bunk X says:

  22. Pakimon says:


  23. PeteP says:

    Poor Chucky. He went into overdrive thinking there was solid evidence of GOP racism and now the story has fallen apart. So what does he do? He claims the media (yes, the same media that routinely covers for Obama) is in full cover up conspiracy mode and is supposedly protecting Scalise. Fatso is clearly detached from reality.

  24. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday NFL playoff day and Pakimog only care about one game.

    The Detroit Lions must defeat the Dallas Cowbells!

    Now go forth… fight… and win!

    And make Jerry Jones have another meltdown! 😀

    • Just poop says:

      when I read anything Pride, I look for the guy in the rainbow G string, or the large woman in the lumberjack shirt

  25. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog preempt inevitable counterattack of rightymouse by posting Scandi hunk guys picture for ladies to ogle at in between sammich making.

    For everyone else, they can view picture and play the “Where’s beed?” game! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      The “I Love Anal” guy was necessary, why??? O_o

      • Octopus says:

        At first I was thought he was declaring his love for George Clooney’s new wife, but then I realized he was making it clear where he stood, in regards to his sexual preferences. Then I thought, “That’s just fine. Nobody should judge him for that. He loves anal, and he’s not afraid to say so.”

        Vive la difference!

      • rightymouse says:

        The guy looking at him seems impressed. O_o

      • Octopus says:

        They’re probably workout buddies.

      • Abu NTTAWWT says:

        In the grocery check-out line that Clooney’s marriage is done after 87 days. She must have caught him cruising the piers.

      • Octopus says:

        The rumors about Clooney have been going on forever. The snippy types said, upon seeing his latest gal-pal/beard, “Oh, he’s finally found his Anal Aladdin.” I think she’s pretty hot, though. Too smart for him, from what I’ve read about her.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Here are some real hetero studs. The guys in the ^^^ pic are gay.

    • Octopus says:

      Two of those brave men are fired-up about “sliding down the pole.” You have to decide which ones. Hint: One of them is tatted-up, with an aggressively-stylish haircut.

      • rightymouse says:

        One of my cousins is a retired firefighter. He was a Lieutenant. Dude was and still is a total stud-muffin of the straight kind. He probably would have flattened any guy who tried to hit on him and he assured me that his firefighter buddies were the same way. So there!!

      • Octopus says:

        You have to understand something about me: I’m not saying it’s bad, that some guys are totally into looking fabulous, fit and phallus-friendly. I have lots of gay friends. I didn’t seek them out, my kids brought them around. Theater and dance will do that. They’re great people, in general. A little bitchy and judge-y, but that’s okay.

        The idea that your cousin would “flatten anyone” who tried to hit on him is a serious red flag. Er, pink flag. Straight men have no reason to fear or hate gays, unless they’re repressing something. Gays will tell you, a lot of men who hang out in gay bars are living straight lives, with wives and kids and jobs where nobody suspects them of being gay. The more conservative the area, the more “down-low” men there are. It’s just a fact of life.

      • rightymouse says:

        He doesn’t mind if someone is gay, he minds if one ever tried to hit on him. Same with my hubby & we have gay friends as well. 🙂

      • Because NTTAWWT says:

        “Some of my best friends”…

      • rightymouse says:

        Talk to Octo…
        My gay friends aren’t bitchy. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Rather than lash out with his fists, he could say, “Heh, thanks for noticing my hard work in the gym. Sorry, I don’t swing that way.” Or, “Sorry, I’m taken,” and point to his lovely female companion. Or, “Shhh! See you at “The Sausage Factory” tomorrow night!”

    • Just poop says:

      jesus H moobs

  27. Octopus says:

    Smart move, heading off the counter-attack with the “I Love Anal” guy. That’s a keeper. 😆

    In the meantime, I was shocked to discover that Dallas is still hiring conventionally-hawt females to help arouse their fans’ emotions during games. I thought the Austin-based “Feminists Against Traditional Sexiness” (FATS) organization had put a stop to this sexist garbage. Oh, well…when in Rome…

  28. Octopus says:

    It’s getting harder. To fool the moderation monkey, I mean. Damn that monkey!

  29. trebob says:

    This article says that Charles is all wee-wee’ed up. 🙂



    • Octopus says:

      The article talks about three ICYMI’s as being the usual run. Chunky regularly goes four and five deep into the derp. He’s wee-wee’d up to the gills. (blobfish) 🙂

  30. Because rasis says:

  31. Because says:

    This is about fifteen shades of racist and sexist. Johnson, you’re an asshole.

    • Octopus says:

      The level of hatred that Mia Love engenders on the Left is off the charts. If her star continues to rise, that hatred will metastasize into Palin-esque derangement, only with a racist-bent. Not a good look, libturds. 😯

    • Just poop says:

      In the immortal words of Raymond L. Huffman

      FUCK YOU , you cocksucker

  32. rightymouse says:

    Chares is perseverating about Sarah Palin. This has got to be at least the 5th tweet he’s barfed out about the frickin’ dog.

    • rightymouse says:

      aka Fatso

    • Octopus says:

      He’s got such a glass-jaw, Our Chunky. A man with any sense whatsoever would accept that this was a great counter by Palin, playing off the well-documented dog-consumption of the Unicorn Messiah. But no, Fatass has to try to jumble her very clearly-stated response into some kind of unfunny blather only Gus will appreciate. 🙄

  33. Just poop says:

  34. kbdabear says:

    Ginger is at 23.1K as of this comment, doubling the Fatass follower count

  35. Octopus says:

    I sent George into the swamp alone, without the wetsuit, and he came out looking like this. Somewhat nauseous, too. Said he was nearly eaten by a huge and hideous blobfish. Saved himself by pooping, and fleeing while the blobfish paused to snarf up his runny load. Said there was also a bulgy screeching thing under a black tent, ululating and cheering the blobfish on. Totally deserted, otherwise.

    Took him about half an hour to stop shaking. Then he was fine. 🙂

    • Pakimon says:

      So long as George pooped in Chunky’s living room.

      Got to adhere to tradition doncha’ know. 😆

    • Abu 14 - 0 says:

      If that’s your shadow then you’re much better looking than I imagined lol. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Well, I try to be humble. Here’s a recent photo of me jumping in my undies.

        Sorry about the scruff. I like to do my undie-jumping before I shave in the morning.

      • Abu 20 -14 says:

        I had to put the ghaydar under running water as the wife was napping. Sure that’s you?
        / bet that Euro model smokes cigarettes

      • Octopus says:

        It’s not really me. I don’t have any tats. More gray in my hair. I prefer the grey boxer-briefs, too…just like Chunky/Weiner.

  36. Abu bin Barney says:

    Abooot to kick off, Octo. Should I switch rooting for da Lions to the Cowpies? I’m kinda a jinx. Your call anytime before the 4th quarter begins.

    On a positive da Bears draft #7 due to Trestman suckage. His Dr. Phil routine was dismissed by a team with 40% of the players below 6th grade education. Go Lions!!1!!1!

    • Octopus says:

      Holy crap, this football game. The Lions don’t know how to play with the lead! They haven’t led in any games this year, before their fourth-quarter comeback. That I can recall, anyway.

      Keep rooting the same way you have been, Abu. It’s working. I’m going to grab a couple of Molsons and retreat to the soundproofed swearing-room, for the second-half. This is going to get tense.

  37. Abu Swinging a Chair says:

    This shit better never happen in my neck of the woods. Death is too good for these punks.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s maddening idiocy, right there. That’s what comes of indulging the race-baiters, hustlers and liars of the Left. There’s going to be blood spilled, on account of people allowing the lies to proliferate.

      You happy yet, Fatass?

    • Pakimon says:

      I wouldn’t get too upset about it.

      Just a bunch of entitlement whores torturing the white guilt ridden metrosexual hipster crowd in NYC.

      Who else but the white guilt ridden metrosexual hipster crowd eats “brunch” anyway?

      F**k them.

      If they don’t have the balls to tell the entitlement crowd to go f**k themselves, then the hell with them.

  38. swamprat says:

    uberfeminist ‏@uberfeminist 21m21 minutes ago

    @Green_Footballs Are you the good Charles Johnson or the evil one?


    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 14m14 minutes ago

    @uberfeminist That depends who you ask, I guess.

    He’s the one with half the following, no wife and a blog with a steadily declining readership.

  39. Pakimon says:

    Just checked the score and it’s 20-7 Lions.

    Goddammit, Cowpies just scored.

    Rage building… better drink more rum. That’ll make it all better. 😆

  40. Pakimon says:

    What’s really irritating me is the verbal fellatio that those FOX hacks Troy Aikman and Joe Buck are giving the Dallas Cowpies. 😡

    • Octopus says:

      The cheating has begun, with the picking up of that flag on the blatant pass-interference. Unbelievable.

      • Pakimon says:

        Tell me about it.

        It wasn’t even questionable.

        The NFL is like watching the WWF or WWE or whatever the hell “pro” wrestling calls itself these days.

      • Octopus says:

        Well, I knew we were going to get hosed in Jones Stadium, if the opportunity presented itself. Plus, the league wants Dallas-Green Bay in the next round. Yes, I believe there is some dirtiness in the officiating, in football and basketball.

      • Pakimon says:

        F**k the NFL

        Those corrupt c**ksuckers and their game fixing have become too much to bear.

        I vow never to spend one f**king penny or waste one f**king second on that piece of shit organization ever again.

        I made the same vow with the NBA years ago and stuck to it.

        Blowing off the NFL won’t be a problem.

      • Pakimon says:

        By “piece of shit organization”, I was referring to the NFL and not the Detroit Lions.

      • Octopus says:

        By “piece of shit organization”, I was referring to the NFL and not the Detroit Lions.

        Either one is okay, Pak. 😉

      • Pakimon says:

        Sorry for all the ranting, but watching that Dallas-Detroit game was kind of an epiphany for me.

        After all these years of watching the NFL, it dawned on me on how corrupt and revenue driven that piece of shit organization has become over the years.

        After 36 years of being a loyal fan, I see how it has morphed into some sort of corrupt, politically correct monstrosity that tailors wins and losses based on cash flow and what teams are considered “money draws” and rank “favorably” in polls rather than skill on the playing field.

        I’m done.

        SIDENOTE: Come next September, I may have calmed down enough to buy into the NFL sham for another year but I hope not. Then again, I’m only human. 😀

      • Octopus says:

        Do not apologize, for speaking your truth. You’re right. There is definitely some chicanery involved in officiating, and I’ve seen it every year in the NFL and NBA playoffs, for the past 30 years. Then I’ve read about it in the confessional stories of several former referees, in both sports. It’s sick-making, but the championship teams manage to rise above the cheating. I’ve seen it happen.

      • Abu says:

        The season tickets for both the Eagles and Jaguars were mailed on Wednesday. They’ll hit your mailbox soon.

        Sorry the underdogs got hosed. Man, I hate Dallas!

    • Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      I’ve often use the phrase, “spraying the shit-mist around,” to describe unfortunate occurrences at otherwise-tranquil events. This here is the new archetype. 😆

      Note: Chinese farmers call it “night soil.” It has been a valuable part of their agricultural endeavors for hundreds of years. I hope they’ve gotten past it, but who knows what goes on over there? 😯

  41. Octopus says:

    Well, Stafford goes to 0-18, against winning teams on the road. Some cheating, but that last play was ugly. Not all his fault, as the two rookies on the right side broke down again.

    Dallas gets one more game, against Green Bay. They’re done, right there. Sadly, if the Lions had won, they would have likely faced the same fate in Seattle.

    Better luck (and hopefully better offensive line) next year. 😡

    Oh, and the cheating call was the killer. Don’t get it twisted.

    • Pakimon says:


      You’re taking the loss a lot better than me. And I’m not even a Detroit Lions fan.

      I had to go on a rum fueled rage on principal. Lets the NFL know I’m on to them… 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Then again, I’m a born and bred Philadelphia Eagles fan and we’re known to be a surly and petulant sort… 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I have the advantage of being a lifetime Lions-fan, and we know for a fact the season ain’t going to end well. When the Lions went up 14-0, I told George the game was in severe limbo. I would have told the wife and kids, but they were out spending my money. Money I could have spent betting against the Lions.