The American Right is just like ISIS

Happy New Years my fellow “stalkers” the hate fest at LGF did not even take a holiday break! In one of the most intellectually dishonest memes ever spewed at LGF, some of the losers at the swamp compare ISIS to the American right. I have to give Dark Falcon kudos for calling out nonsense on the idea that the American right is like ISIS.


I’ll let the readers rip this nonsense apart!


92 Comments on “The American Right is just like ISIS”

  1. Because says:

    So who’s like Osiris?

  2. Just poop says:

    I would argue, that there is no demonic movement on the planet that should be listed in the same paragraph as ISIS ( and really it’s the Islamic part that links all the terrorists) Radial islam is the one true threat to the planet
    however, if there is a poltical party in America that stifles discussion and calls for reducation and seere punishment for mind crimes it is the American left

    they are theocrats too, but their religion is the religion of global warming and the religion of gay marriage and abortion on demand.
    Question their religion and see their response. Very similar to the islamists when you blaspheme Islam

    • dwells38 says:

      This kind of talk underscores that the real enemies of the Progturds are their own free and civilized countrymen/women. And whenever they aren’t getting their libtarded way 100% they start calling their political opposites terrorists based on absolutely nothing. I think this last election the voting public finally tired of this baseless smearing. This is evidently what Chunky was pining to become prior to ’08. To be host to moron strawman hate mongers that smear his former friends, commenters and fellow countrymen while purposely ignoring the constantly growing severity and danger worldwide of militant Islam. Branding this latter as “racism”. What a dickwad Chunky is.

    • Daedalus says:

      Hezbollah, Assad and Iran are just as evil. The difference is that unlike ISIS, they have support of the media.

  3. dwells38 says:

    I’m surprised Chunky doesn’t shut them all down because talk of ISIS could lead to criticizm of Islam which everyone knows is the bestest religion ever. And if you don’t agree you’re a racist.

    • rightymouse says:

      Islam isn’t even a race. And it’s practiced by people of different skin pigmentation. The pearl-clutching from liberals re: Islam would be hilarious if it wasn’t so intellectually vapid and dangerous. I have no love for Bill Maher, but at least he understands the evil Islam has become.

      • Because says:

        They’re Ishmaelites. Ishmael was Issac’s half brother from whom the Arabs descended. The Arabs are white.

        Islam is a white man’s religion.

      • dwells38 says:

        Well that’s the problem with Chunky. He’s the workman who has only one tool, the hammer. Yet goes about all tasks with that one tool.

  4. kbdabear says:

    As the “random number” 2015 begins, Ginger has reached the 20K follower milestone

    Has Fatass reached 11.6K yet?

  5. kbdabear says:

    I want to be Kate’s hero

  6. dwells38 says:

    Why Conservatives Despise Neil deGrasse Tyson: 5 Times the Scientist Provoked Right-Wing Hissy Fits
    3 hours ago

    I assumed the answer was going to be “racist”? Turns out it’s because Christian conservatives a all morons. And not because Tyson is a smug jackass left-wing celebrity scientist who purposely baits them while ignoring Muslim anti-science beliefs.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Quit smoking dope, Gussy. It’s turning you into a dope.

  8. dwells38 says:

    Poor Chunky. I think he got in over his head with this Chuck C. thing. Chuck C. has been busy going after the real truth underlying Chunky’s precious libtard memes. For instance on the GotNews website where Chuck C is editor is this story:

    In short, it shows Scalise attacking David Duke for his “message of hate” in 2004, and that he ran against him twice. And that despite his district being 80% Repblican there are numerous pictures of him meeting with black constituents. In other words Chuck C went out and found examples to literally exonerate Scalise and in so doing has made Chunk, once again spectacularly wrong as he continues to bleat out impotently on Twitter “So we’re just going to ignore that this guy is a white nationalist??”. And once again look like the lazy and pathetic fool he is who expects people to believe his cut&paste smears and lies vs someone else’s actual leg work that demonstrates the truth.

    Here’s another:

    It shows that the celebrity leaders such as all Sharpton of the Ferguson protesters are truly involved with the violent protesters. A protester later busted for arson actually spoke to Al Sharpton groups. If he burns down convenience stores what did he say to Sharpton and his group. And what is Sharpton saying to Obungle in the many meetings that they have? We have cop hating violent protesters associating with celebrities race-baiters who’ve supported liars before who Obungle regularly associates with.

    While the left whines about Scalise I think we have a serious cause for concern here.

    The reason why Chuck C’s twitter followers are going up constantly now and that he’s being referenced by pundits and new organizations is that, despite being a jerk at times he actually does some pretty decent work at drilling into these Progturd smears. Something alot of the media it appears are too lazy or corrupt to do. Chunky has no ability to do this kind of work and instead just sits on his ass and stupidly repeats the lies of others.

    • Octopus says:

      The reason why Chuck C’s twitter followers are going up constantly now and that he’s being referenced by pundits and new organizations is that, despite being a jerk at times he actually does some pretty decent work at drilling into these Progturd smears. Something alot of the media it appears are too lazy or corrupt to do.

      I hesitate to sully the good name of St. Andrew, but this is kind of how he got started. Talking about Mr. Breitbart. Ginger’s not in his league yet, but he’s a goer. He’s on the job, everyday.

      Time will tell if his journalistic instincts outpace his rather generous egotism (such as patting himself on the back for “stopping the war with North Korea”), but he’s actually doing something constructive with his time, which is completely the opposite of what Fatass and Garage Boy are doing. Doesn’t that just destroy you, Chunky? 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    Regarding boobies, and the entrancing gif of Miss Kate above, I was reminded after about a minute of mindless staring of a comment I heard at a wedding a long time ago, where many of the women were sporting a lot of cleavage. “It’s like they all have their butts on their chest.” I’ve often thought that, ever since. Now, thanks to Wikipedia, I have Scientific Backing for the theory:

    The cleavage area between the breasts is perhaps the epicentre and stimulation of interest. Breast and buttock cleavages, sharing a similarity between their appearances, are considered to be very sexual.[28] British zoologist and ethologist Desmond Morris theorizes that cleavage is a sexual signal that imitates the image of the cleft between the buttocks.[29] Swelling of the anterior is a sign of mating-readiness in ape species. Among humans the female genitalia is regressed and the upright posture reduces visibility of the buttocks, but the breasts are significantly enlarged. Theorists hypothesize that with these evolutionary change measure of mating-readiness and attractiveness in females has shifted from swagging buttocks to the pendulous shape of breasts and cleavage.[30]

    This Scientist might be taken aback to see how far the pendulum has shifted back recently, to obsession with the pendulous backside of certain females. Get back, Loretta!

    Further down the page, there is another amusing anecdote about Western fetishizing of teh boobs:

    Journalist Carolyn Latteier commented in Berman & Berman’s TV program All about breasts, “I interviewed a young anthropologist working with women in Mali, a country in Africa where women go around with bare breasts. They’re always feeding their babies. And when she told them that in our culture men are fascinated with breasts there was an instant of shock. The women burst out laughing. They laughed so hard, they fell on the floor. They said, ‘You mean, men act like babies?'”

    Which brings me back to my own late and sainted Mother’s statement on the subject. She had nine kids, and was something of an expert on the subject when she said, “They’re for feeding babies,” when some of us boys were tittering about a crass display by some loose woman seeking attention from infantile males. I suspect my own Father was thinking about more than feeding babies, when he met Mom after the war. She and her sisters all had great racks. 🙂

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Men should go back to dressing in tights, with cod pieces, etc.
      Then when they walk into a room, what they are presenting to the world can be the first thing everybody notices, and judges them by.
      Evolutionarily speaking, it could weed the small ones out of the gene pool.

      • Octopus says:

        Mens be judged just as quick as de ladies, um-hmm. I been surrounded by wimmensk my whole life, and I done heard things that would make a grown man shrivel up and die. Lawdy, they can be cruel. 😯

      • Kurt's optics says:

        Charles’ pannus covers his cod

        actually that’s a good thing since he won’t breed

    • dwells38 says:

      I think they’re off base with the boobies as butts thing. I can hold boobies and butts in mind at the same time so one doesn’t need to supplant the other. I think there’s just an unconscious and immediate assessment of healthiness and sexual viability with nice boobs and butts and face and hair and skin and general porportioned shape. Men and women tend to make these unconscious immediate assessments which determine sexual attractiveness. Except for woman like stupid stuff like muscles and strong jaws and niceness 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        That’s what I’ve been saying all along! You have to look at the whole woman, and not fetishize one body-part to the exclusion of all others. The personality is a huge factor, as a bad one can make a pretty girl ugly in short order. The same applies to judging men. Oh, and both should be capable of earning a steady paycheck, in these bumptious times.

        At the same time, men are simple creatures, and will ogle women until their ‘nads stop sending the signals to their brain. Cain’t hep it none. It’s in the breed. Women do it, too, but they have deeper concerns…they judge men by their shoes. Yes you do! Don’t even try to deny it. 😆

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Nice save, Gary. 😉

  10. dwells38 says:

    Nobody could possibly discredit you more than you do yourself. @ChuckCJohnson
    13 minutes ago

    Chuuuuuck Ceeee! You’re not staaaalking me! Stalk me!

    Stalk me! Stalk me! Stalk me! Stalk me! Stalk me! Stalk me! Stalk me! Dammit!

  11. Octopus says:

    Obama’s doubling-down on the stupid, just like Chunky. The Norks had nothing to do with the Sony hack. 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    I watched “The Interview” the other day, and it was rather short on laffs, for a supposed comedy. There were a few gags that worked, but not enough to justify spending any money to see it. I watched it for free, so I’m not complaining.

  13. KGB says:

    Re: comment 114, the “professor’s” point seems to be that good Christians would be just like good Muslims, except for the fact that they’re inhibited from such barbarism. Now let’s see, what could it be that inhibits them from barbarism? Why, I don’t know, could it be Christian teaching?? Yes, you fucking twat, the reason Christians don’t act like savages is the fact that they’re Christians and not Muslims. Talk about missing the forest for the trees.

    Sometimes it’s hard to remember that these people are in every way, shape, and form my intellectual betters — just ask them, they’ll tell you — but I’m resolving in 2015 to work on knowing my place.

  14. kbdabear says:

    Another Fatass Fact is circling the bowl

    • trebob says:

      Thank you! It’s about time. The Sony hack was always too small potatoes for DPRK. Why would Kim Jong Un care what Seth Rogan says or does. He hangs with Dennis Rodman. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        It never made a lick of sense. I can see using it as strategery to justify handing down even more sanctions on the Evil Troll Kingdom, but the Norks are a little bit beyond worrying about Hollywood comedies. “Team America: World Police” would have caused an international hissy-fit, if they were going to start down that road. So ronery, and sadry arone…like Chunky. 😦

        Btw, if you haven’t seen “Team America,” you’re really missing out. Matt Damon gives his finest performance. There’s a sex-scene that will make you fall off the couch, laughing or puking.

      • Because says:

        Blaming shit on videos worked before…

      • Octopus says:

        Forgot about that. I get it now.

  15. kbdabear says:

    In the space of a few hours, Ginger has gone from 20K to 21.5K followers

    It takes Fatass a month to gain a hundred, assuming he isn’t buying them

    The BRC should put up a thread for when Ginger doubles Fatass’ follower count

  16. dwells38 says:

    This is one of those times when it seems like the whole media establishment has lost its freaking mind.
    2 hours ago

    We’re approaching the Wingularity. RT @EWErickson: Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-TX) is going to join me next on the Rush Limbaugh Show.
    2 hours ago

    Why Does the Media Trust the Word of a White Supremacist?
    2 hours ago

    The butt. It hurts!!!!

    • Octopus says:

      Somebody slipped some Tiger Balm into Chunky’s Rumpswab, and he’s burning up! 😯

      Why won’t somebody let him say some of his words on the radio or TV? Words like “vicious,” “Denialists,” “wingularity” and “racist,” for example. He’s smart. He can handle things. Like Fredo, he’s being passed over, and it’s so unfair.

      • rightymouse says:

        Milyo, babycakes…..

      • Octopus says:

        He could even share some of his old stories about touring and writing with some of the Top Men in the Jazzy Music World, back in the day. Meeting Nelson Mandela, and recording with Frank Zappa somewhere nearby. And comic books…always a fascinating topic.

        I think NPR should devote a “Very Special All Things Considered,” to the national treasure we like to call Chunky McDumbth.

  17. Octopus says:

    Looking forward to Ginger’s frontal assault on Da Scientist. 😆

  18. JimboXL says:

    I guess the LGF New Year’s resolution to be less disconnected from reality and less hateful in their criticism of “right winguurs” held for less than a day. Next they will say that a harmless old glue horse moderate Republican tweeting about family values is like ISIS beheading children.

    Let’s remember that LGF was making jokes about ISIS trolling the “right winguurs” by what they were saying about their conquest of the Middle East. Are beheadings ISIS’s way of trolling right winguurs too in the LGF way of thinking?

  19. swamprat says:

    …. (blather followed by ….
    “If cops want to kill you, they can. They just have to claim you made a sudden move. Video evidence to the contrary? Oh well~!

    What can’t a police officer do and get away with it?

    Read more over at If You Only News

    It’s going to take decades to fix the damage that Bush and the GOP have done to this country, it’s laws, and even it’s culture.

    2 terms of Obama and they still blame Bush.

    • Octopus says:

      Not to mention, the “police crimes” they’re trumping up have happened in urban areas ruled by Dems on a local basis since the ’70’s, aside from a couple of terms of Giuliani in NYC, who basically saved the city from itself. Cops are strong union guys, and natural Democrats for that reason, though they are the thin blue line against the horrors unleashed by misguided welfare programs that have destroyed the black family and black initiative.

      Of course they still blame Bush. They still blame Reagan and Thatcher! 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    When you know you’ve chosen your bride unwisely:

    Just run, my good man. Run far away. Never look back.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Hi everyone-hope your holidays have been good.
      This guy must be devastated. He should move far, far away.
      Lord knows what else this woman will do now that she’s been busted.

      • Octopus says:

        She’ll rope in the next sucker, a town or two over. They always do. You have to put them in prison, to make them stop.

  21. Octopus says:

    Huhuhuhuh, good one, Gus. You funny man.

    Gus, startled by the light…

  22. Octopus says:

    Right-o…and you’ve already explained to us that the Pope and his flock are evil, stupid and laughable. What are you saying? Are you saying AGW-theory is evil, stupid and laughable?

    • Kurt's vatican number two says:

      so the catholic church is still anti science I see, since the science of global warming is a religion not a science

      so the catholic church is more anti religion than anti science. no wonder why religious bigot charles icarus johnson is a new fan

    • kbdabear says:

      I’m American, I’m Catholic, Global Warming = Scaring You Into Socialism since 1990

      But I suppose since Fatass speaks for all black people that he would speak for all Catholics as well

  23. Octopus says:

    Most Majestic Creature Ever:

    During a trek through the Himalayan outback, photographer Sebastian Wahlhuetter noticed a dog that had started following his group. As he recalls in a blog post:

    “This dog just appeared out of nowhere and followed us for an entire week during our trekking trip in the Himalayan outback. He always used to sleep in front of our tent and guarded us in the nights. When I got up at 4 a.m. to climb the next 5000 m peak for sunrise he accompanied me as well. On the top he was sitting for the entire 30 minutes on this place looking straight into the countryside. I’m normally quite reserved towards dogs, but this one became a real friend to me.”

    After Sebastian posted the picture to 500px it then made its way to reddit on 27 January 2014 where it reached the top spot on the front page, spreading like wildfire across the net shortly thereafter.
    In fact, another redditor, u/fourfa, even came across the same dog whilst trekking through the Himalayas, sharing photos of his own.

    The entire experience was a valuable one for the young photographer. You can read all about the excitement and frustration of his image going viral on his blog. For more, be sure to follow Sebastian on Facebook. Prints are also available through 500px.

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  26. rightymouse says:

    And you have NO job. Lazy, useless ass-wipe.

  27. dwells38 says:

    So the story is Harry Reid fell while exercising and broke bones around his eye and several ribs. Does anyone believe this shit? When Bush fell choking on pretzels the entire left asserted that he was blind drunk. Reid’s “fall” is obviously an encounter with one of his pedophile victim’s enraged father who beat the fuck out of the perverted old gay horn dog cowboy poetry fan. Finally delivering some justice to the queer (NTTATWWI) old lying bastard. This just seems completely obvious.

    • dwells38 says:

      Seriously the story makes no fucking sense. An elastic band broke and … facial fractures and multiple ribs broken???

      You know he had that big falling out with Obungle after the elections. I wonder if Obungle just sent some goons over there to beat the fuck out of the old cracka. He’s making up his own laws anyway. It’s not like he’s afraid. But there’s no way some multi-millionaire with most likely state of the art exercise equipment falls and gets injuries consistent with a beat down. And that old fucker lies about EVERYTHING so there’s no way this story is true.

    • Because says:

      Gerald Ford stumbled down a few stairs and a comedian’s shtick was born. That was really, really dumb. I never got what was supposed to be funny about that. But it made a career. Bart Simpson’s “I didn’t do it” was a lot funnier.

      • dwells38 says:

        Yes he was a gifted athlete playing football for Univ of Michigan. But the vicious left were all ignorant of that and more eager to ridicule an older Republican man having a fall.

        And he was involved in a controversy during his playing days when Georgia Tech refused to play against a black player, Ford’s best friend Willis Ward. When they kept Ward out Ford threatened to quit the team and only agreed to play when Ward asked him to.

        So yeah….Republicans = racist er something

    • Octopus says:

      I heard Dingy Harry was looking into buying Neverland. That seems a little sketchy.

  28. Octopus says:

    This was listed as one of the worst product failures ever, but Chunky says it’s “Umm-Umm Good!” Doesn’t know why it didn’t take off. Bought a case of it, from the Dollar General.

  29. kbdabear says:

    Ginger’s TV appearance and other references by the MSM to him have bumped him up to 31.3 followers, a 10K jump in one day

    Must be because love him or hate him, he’s probably interesting to some people

    Meanwhile, Fatass still straining to get to 11.6K even with his non-stop crusade to expose the Ginger H8er